i drew this like two months ago and i post it on my twitter but i didn’t wanted to post it here yet because i wanted to design hunk!,sadly my tablet broke so i don’t think i’ll doing it for the moment. this are the design for my vampire hunters au! (is a klance au).
if you want to know more about this au, i wrote here and here a little of the role of each character.
‘you are sitting next to me at the doctors watching me freak out. oh, i just am deathly afraid of needles and need to get a shot’ AU
‘i’m a librarian and i see you have a bunch of books about depression and suicide in your hand, hey buddy, want to talk to someone? i’m here if you need me’ AU
‘you are talking to yourself in a silent library about how much you hate studying and how you are going to fail. need help there? i just so happen to major in that subject. oh shit, you’re really cute’ AU
‘you play guitar every day during our lunch hour and no one knows what song it is but I do and i love that band, lets talk about how amazing they are.’ AU
‘i have a garage sale every year at the same time and you always show up but never buy anything and just flirt with me but i have never seen you any other place’ AU
‘i’m in a band and i jumped into the crowd but no one caught me and i accidentally crushed you oh my god im so sorry here come backstage to rest. wow, you’re actually really cute’ AU
‘you’ve been in Bed, Bath and Body Works for hours everyday and all you do is smell everything’ AU
‘i met you on social media but we both don’t speak well in each others languages, wow i really like you and need to figure this out’ AU
‘i’m a guest on your talk show and you’re flirting with me, do you do this with everyone? oh your audience is swooning over us, sure, i’ll come back on your show soon’ AU
‘i collect snowglobes and i just need one more from your country, you own an antique store, wanna help me find it? oh shit i forgot you don’t really speak my language’ AU
‘i’m the principal of this school and you’re an administrator and you catch all the kids trying to sneak off and send them to me. i’m impressed and you’re also really hot in that vest.’ AU
‘you write amazing fanfiction on tumblr and i send you anon messages everyday. oh shit, that wasn’t on anon, my cover’s blown. well, may as well message you and talk about how much i love [insert ship here]’ AU
<b></b> Do you ever just realize all your friends don't honestly care about you and all of a sudden you feel like an idiot for believing they did and you regret every personal thing you've ever shared with them and all you wanna do is build your wall up even higher so this won't happen again cuz it really sucks<p/></p>
I’ve seen AqAdvisor gaining traction again and I am really not a fan. It has a lot of flaws, so much so that I don’t at all recommend bothering with it. I think it’s too easy for it to mislead you. Really, I’m sugar coating it. I think it’s a nice idea, but the calculator just doesn’t actually apply to real life tanks, so to me its pretty much worthless. I cannot stand how much positive attention this thing gets when it can so often be very VERY wrong.
Just check this out:
I trimmed it down to the important bits, but this is me just playing around real quick to see how ridiculous I can get this. I would hope you can all look at it and immediately see the things wrong with this imaginary tank without my help, but just in case I picked some fish you’re unfamiliar with I’ll break it down.
So first off, I started out with a 180g tank (the favorite of “monster” fish keepers that like to keep their fish in undersized tanks - I guess 180g just feels really big or something), with 200g filter capacity. I overshot the filter because one of AqAdvisor’s biggest flaws is that everything revolves around filtration capacity - it seems to run on the premise that overfiltering effectively creates a larger usable volume. I’m sure I could get really ridiculous and make a tiny tank with massive filtration capacity, and REALLY see how far I can push it. Maybe I’ll do that next.
Then I started tossing in a horrible mix of incompatible fishes, to see what it would let me get away with. Let’s look at those: 1 x “Lima Shovelnose Catfish”, Sorubim lima - A 19.9″ SL fish that really ought to have a tank no smaller than 500g based on size alone. Aqadvisor thinks it’s acceptable to house a fish in an tank closer to 3 times its length. I have so many complaints with this, but I’ll move on. 5 x “Neon Tetra”, Paracheirodon innesi - A schooling fish naturally found in massive groups, that really ought to be 12+. Aqadvisor let me put a minimum of 5. Oh hey also, check that out. S. lima is a huge predatory catfish, but AqAdvisor isn’t concerned about these little guys getting eaten. 1 x “Guppy”, Poecilia reticulata - These are social, shoaling fish that should not be housed singly. But AqAdvisor thinks a solo guppy is okay, and doesn’t think S. lima is going to eat this lonely little fish either. Also hardwater to brackish? But supposedly they’re compatible with all these soft water fishes. 1 x Royal Pleco, Panaque nigrolineatus - This is no small fish either, maxing out at 13.4″ SL. But AqAdvisor is only concerned about the availability of wood for this fish. This fish does actually fit in this tank size (bare minimum based on size, without waste or activity taken into account), and the tank being overfiltered is good for it being a pleco. I mostly tossed this one in here to see if a waste producing machine would make a measurable impact on water quality values. (Hint: It didn’t.) 5 x Denisoni Barb, Puntius (Sahyadria) denisonii - Tossed them in for fun. 5 is apparently an acceptable shoal size. Another group to fill space. They are river fish though. (See WCMMs below.) 5 x “Galaxy Rasbora”, Danio margaritatus - See my notes on neons, except wow true nano, still supposedly not S. lima food. Maybe AqAdvisor just thinks these fish are too small for the cat to notice or care? (Not accurate.) 5 x “White Cloud Mountain Minnow”, Tanichthys albonubes - Same notes as above small schooling fish, but I’m skeptical about how well their water needs match these other fish. These are clear water, basically hillstream fish that like it cool. The others are tropical, and I know off the top of my head that Neon Tetras are blackwater fish. But AqAdvisor is fine with them living together. 1 x Licorice Gourami, Parosphromenus dessineri - Hang on, hang on, REALLY? Monster cats in little tanks is a special sore spot for me, but I think this upsets me the most. I can have a solo rare fish from a disappearing habitat that needs to be preserved by the hobby, in this mess of a tank? A blackwater specialist that belongs in a breeding project? And oh hey, snack sized for S. lima. But nope, AqAdvisor has no qualms with this. 1 x Zebra Oto, Otocinclus cocama - Did a zebra just for fun. But hey, ALL otos are shoaling fish that require large social groups and established tanks. I’m hesitant to even suggest that 6 is a sufficient minimum - they’d do best if you shoot for more. Aqadvisor let me keep one solo, maybe they thought it was intentionally in there as another snack for the S. lima. (Either way, it will be.) 1x Dwarf Cory, Corydoras hastatus - Also a shoaling fish that needs a group, which AqAdvisor somehow seems completely unaware of. Also will be S. lima food. 1 x African Butterfly Cichlid, Anomalochromis thomasi - Okay, I was trying to last minute tack on the African Butterfly Fish and grabbed this guy by mistake. I know nothing of cichlids. I’m sure there’s something wrong with him being here too, who knows. (For those curious, if I had added the ABF it wouldn’t have told me anything about it eating my nanofish - it just warned me that they jump. Thanks AqAdvisor.)
Take a look at the temperature range. These fish can only be housed together in a way that some of them don’t end up in inhospitable conditions if they are maintained at this one precise temperature. (That means they’re incompatible!) That pH range is a bit narrow too.
And the only note is the concern about providing the pleco wood. At least they don’t want the kiddo (a xylivore) to starve. But for those unfamiliar, AqAdvisor DOES let you know about incompatibility issues right here in this note section if the species has had anything programmed in about it. It doesn’t think these fish are incompatible at all.
AND IT SAYS I’M STILL OVERFILTERING, ONLY NEED TO CHANGE 18% PER WEEK, AND AM ONLY 66% STOCKED! The Panaque alone could be a fully stocked tank. The Sorubim is an overstocked tank. This is ridiculous. This is unacceptable.
This is why you don’t use AqAdvisor.
(Anyone else feel free to see what other horrible stocking it lets you get away with and add them on!)
((ayyoo happy valentines dayy~~ sorry for dropping this outta nowhere haha oops i was pretty busy today and stuff but whatever so i thought about making this uh mini valentines day comic thing with all the boys asking him to be his valentine!! yep oh i dont think i ever mentioned this (and im sorry forgive me) but hah this is a Jinharem blog yep thats right i said it a Jinharem, because who doesnt love jin harems right???
Nah I just got a weird headcanon where mads and Laurens meet up and just talk about random shit and their boyfriends. (It’s like a fucking fanfiction, not just a headcanon but oh well. Read at your own risk..)
They can Only do it every Thursday (taking turns to buy each other coffee) because Jef and Ham are always arguing, and James and John are always apologising to each other like “Im sorry Alex punched Thomas in the nose yesterday…” But both are convinced that deep down they really don’t hate each other (and of course they don’t).
Whenever James is going out, he’s like “okay Thomas, I’ll be back in a bit,” and Thomas is really clingy but decides he can’t really stop him and keep him.
When John is going out on the other hand he doesn’t really bother to tell Alex because he’s always busy, instead leaving a note on the counter saying ‘back soon, -jack’ doubts Alex even reads the notes (but he does).
So basically John and James just talk by their usual window seat, and James sometimes complains that Thomas is being really clingy or whatever, but he feels like he doesn’t want it any other way. And then John kinda sighs and briefly mentions how he wished he could spend more time with Alex, but insists it’s fine and shit.
James sometimes teases John, like “what’s it like dating a toddler,” hinting the 'tantrums’ Alex pulls after loosing an argument with Thomas, and John’s like “sometimes I just wish he’d act his age,” and James agrees but feels bad for agreeing so goes on to say “yeah but I love my puppy… (god that sounds like I’m talking about a pet)!”
(Also that there is a lady who was once sitting behind them who caught snippets of their conversation about the toddler and puppy thing, and basically thinks that John’s a pedophile and James is a furry.
Over the weeks, John and Alex’s relationship grows more distant, and James begins to feel like he’s being smothered, and they end up not talking about the good qualities in their boyfriends anymore, but the bad, if they even talk about them at all.
So the last time they meet up, they are barely talking to each other, just drinking their coffees, perking up every little while to say something, but conversations never hold.
Since they are in their window seat as usual, Thomas and Alex are walking by (bickering) and are like “wait is that James/john?” And they both get the weird assumption that they are being cheated on by their enemy’s boyfriend. So they both go in to confront them.
(Alex thinks John is cheating because he’s always working and ignoring him. Thomas thinks James is cheating because he’s too clingy or whatever.) So they go in, and make a whole scene in the small coffee shop (everyone is now watching).
Alex is like “ShiT JAcK I’m SO SORRY,” and Thomas is just like “James….?” (Alex is the reason all eyes are on them.) the person who works there knows that john and James come here every week and that they usually spend hours on end just talking. Even the worker assumed they were going out, and is completely shocked to see their actual boyfriends burst in like this.
James is immediately like “oh god, no Tommy. This isn’t what it looks like!” John is kind of just shocked and speechless as Alex runs over to him and hugs him, apologising repeatedly for everything he can think of.
James is still trying to convince Thomas that him and John are only friends, but Thomas isn’t having it. (+he is unaware of his clinginess towards James.) he’s all like “I’ve really tried to be the best I could for you! And you’re still not happy?!” And James is like “listen to me! There’s nothing going on between me and John!” John is still unable to find words which kind of angers Alex, who ends up joining in on questioning James.
Alex is all like “what proof do you have that there’s nothing between you?!” To which Jemmy replies “what proof do /you/ have that there /is/ something going on?!” And Thomas is nearly crying (betrayed x100). “Well, first of all you meet up in secret- never telling me where you’re going or who you’re meeting and hakbwkxjwnsbwk!!!!” (He’s just really flustered.)
“Alex, (he also greets Thomas, but nervously and quietly) the only reason we didn’t tell you guys was because we know ye don’t get along, so we wouldn’t want to waste your time just because we were hanging out…” and James sighs, S O FUCKING RELIEVED. “And everyone needs that friend that they can just talk to..”
So they spend hours trying to sort it all out. Alex promised to spend more time with John, and Thomas came to terms with James that they both needed a little time to themselves every now and then.
John and James kept hanging out. They stopped going to the coffee shop the worker though it would be best if their boyfriends and them stayed away from it for a while. (Basically got banned.) John introduced James to his other friends (Laf and Herc, and Burr was already close-ish with both parties) and Thomas and Alex decided they could put their differences aside at least twice a week (finding they also had a lot in common).
So basically the ending is shit. But oh well. The headcanon where John and James went out to get coffee every Thursday and just talk, sometimes about recent event, mostly about their boyfriends, turned into this fucking shit. Should I be proud? No.
“I think this new album is much more reflective. It’s also centred around extremely different things; half of the album is about a relationship that I had to end. It’s not something I feel good about, and it’s not something I’d really addressed before in my songwriting. In pop music in general it’s always this spurned ex-lover type of thing, but this time it wasn’t that at all. It was more like the guilt that you have to deal with that comes from hurting someone else. It’s just as hard as being rejected or dumped.“
I imagined He Tian being a rock star or something like that and now I can´t stop listening to 'rockstar 101' by rihanna. It reminds me of him SO MUCH.
Anonymous asked: Okay there’s this song ‘sexy back’ by Justin Timberlake and it’s
completely He Tian. Fuck. I can’t stop thinking about him while this
song is playing.
i had to put these
two asks together because i’ve been wondering for a while about what
kind of music he tian listens to, and both of these made me imagine
him blasting this kind of self-loving, empowering songs every morning
before getting our of his apartment, and i know it’s silly and not
even that funny, but it made me laugh A LOT
i bet he sings “i’m
sexy and i know it” to himself every day in front of the mirror
after stepping out of the shower, just to boost himself up and get
ready for the day!!
on a more serious
note, the first ask mentioned he tian being a rock star or something
and now i can’t stop imagining famous singer he tian, who is also an
amazing dancer and has millions of fans all over the world, taking
interest on newbie rapper guan shan, who is still rough around the
edges but has amazing skills, a nice singing voice, and surprisingly
deep lyrics in his songs. he tian really wants to do a collaboration
with him, but guan shan is not very keen to it at the beginning, and
to add to that, he is also part of a really bad company, with she li
as his manager, who works him into the ground and doesn’t care about
him as long as he brings money in
i don’t really have
proper headcanons for this AU yet, but i kinda like it, and of course
by the end of it guan shan is going to move to he tian’s company and
the two of them will get together together and make a fantastic
also not gonna lie,
im imagining he tian singing these lines of ‘sexy back'……
see these shackles
baby im your slave
i’ll let you whip
me if i misbehave
it’s just that no one makes me feel this way
straight into guan shan’s eyes and that’s making me sweat a
Can I do zens reaction to an mc who's pretty close to jumin? like maybe they knew each others before or maybe they just generally get along with each other? ((Zen and mc are in a relationship BTW)) thank you if you do!!
~Oh yeah, I’ve thought about this before! This is going to be long btw im sorry
At first, he hadn’t really noticed how close you were with Jumin
One day he came home and heard you on the phone with someone
“Zen is home…yes, I better go as well. You too, bye!”
Zen was super curious
“Who was that?”
He tried to not be over-protective…
“Jumin,” you admitted calmly as you placed the phone on the counter
He felt a brief, sharp pain in his heart
He had no doubt in your faithfulness
After all, what could that trust fund kid…dry as dirt ever do to one-up him when it came to you ???
Still…he felt his chest tighten a bit at the thought of you two talking
You could see his slight wince and approached him without hesitation, running your hands gently along his shoulders and defined biceps
“We have known each other for a long time…” you spoke quietly before placing a quick kiss on his lips. “He is a dear friend..nothing more.”
‘Of course it was nothing more,’ Zen thought
He felt the guilt wash over him
You had thought he could ever believe you would be unfaithful to him
Of course not…
He had full trust in you, he..
It was just…why him? As a friend?
It didn’t seem to fit
If you needed someone to talk to…why didn’t you call him?
Sure, his schedule was demanding…but he would make time for you, no matter what
If you ever needed…
He filled his lungs with air, releasing his deep breath through a smile
“Jagiya,” he whispered, “I know.”
As much as he disliked Jumin’s opinions and personality, it was not worth fighting over with the person he loved
In silence he remained
However, he did not hesitate to make it known to Jumin, how much he loved you
“I’m well aware of your relationship,” Jumin replied.
“You know what I mean you jer-….Jumin. Just…” Zen choked a bit on his words in the moment. “She’s…she is the most important person to me,” he clenched his fist and spoke boldly through the receiver.
“Again, I am well aware,” Jumin replied. “You two…you are an excellent match. I am very happy for you both.”
The sudden proclamation made Zen fall back a step or two
Did he really just say that?
“Thank you,” Zen finally spoke. “And I am glad she has a friend like you.”
As much as he might have hated to admit it, Jumin and you seemed to get along so well
“Would you both be interested in joining me for dinner one evening? A new restaurant opened in the area and it is supposed to be rather popular…”
Zen thought for a moment
It was nice of him to offer…
And it had been a while since he lived off of something other than your cooking or the disgusting food they brought on set for catering
“ I guess we wouldn’t mind that…” Zen finally admitted
“Great. I will have my assistant contact you with a time and date.”
Zen left the conversation feeling a bit shaky still
He would have to make sure he saved up enough money to pay for your meals and drinks
It wouldn’t be too much trouble for him, besides, you deserved to be treated to a nice meal you didn’t have to cook every once in a while
When the day finally arrived, Zen could barely keep his hands off of you in your formal dress
“Could we be even a bit late?” his lips traced the curve of your ear and he nipped lightly
“Stop, you’re terrible,” you laughed and pulled yourself away from him and into the car
Jumin stood when you both approached the table
He let Zen pull your chair for you, after making a motion himself to do just that and realizing that it was not proper
“Third glass of wine already?” you laughed at Jumin as he took a sip
“You know me too well,” Jumin smiled
Zen remained quiet at the table, watching you two interact as he grew increasingly self-conscious
“What do you prefer to drink?” Jumin turned to Zen
“I…doubt they would have it here,” Zen said nervously. “I normally drink beer not wine.”
“They have a wide variety of alcohols, actually. In fact, they provide many imported beers. If you don’t mind, I think I know something you would enjoy?”
Zen nodded hesitantly as Jumin ordered
“Chardonnay for the lady and your finest import for the gentleman,” he handed the menu to the waitress.
The conversation flowed smoothly from there on out
“This is actually really good,” Zen boasted after taking a few sips
“I’m glad you like it,” Jumin nodded and held his glass in the air for a cheers. “To the best of friendships,” he declared before the clink of glasses
All three of you smiled and gulped
Zen had so many questions
How did you meet? How long have you known each other? Did you ever…hook up?
You both were an open book
“Goodness, no!!” you both laughed, “we have never been romantic. We just…understand each other. It’s hard to explain. But the thought of being more than friends has never even been on the table. We are here to vent to each other and talk about…well…personal things. Things friends confide in each other. Nothing more,” you smiled
“Truthfully, I don’t know how you can handle this one,” Jumin laughed and gestured to you
“Hey! I’m not that bad!”
“You’re lucky you found someone like him to be there for you,” he smiled and looked to Zen
This made Zen fill with happiness and pride
Towards the end of the evening all three of you were laughing and swapping stories
Drinking and clinking glasses to each other at every refill
The check came and Zen reached for it automatically
“Let me take care of this,” Jumin snatched it from the table with lightening speed
“No way! I can take care of it,” Zen reached once more only to have it removed from his grasp once again
“I have no doubt you could, however, I am the one that invited you both. It is only proper. If it means that much to you, I will allow you to pay next time,” Jumin compromised
Zen nodded, taking him up on the offer
When it was finally time to head home you each said your goodbyes
Jumin gave you a swift hug, and shook Zen’s hand firmly before patting each others backs
On the ride home he loved the way you nuzzled into his chest, your cheeks red and warm with the buzz of alcohol he knew would be flowing through you
“This was a nice night,” you smiled warmly
Zen’s fingers traced your own hand, his free one running through your hair as you lay on him
“It was,” he smiled.
He never thought that an evening involving Jumin Han would be so pleasant, but it really was
And Zen would do anything for you
He actually looked forward to another night when you all could get together
Maybe at another restaurant? But which one? Or his place…well…Your place? He loved your cooking…surely Jumin would, too
Before he lost himself in thought he placed a soft and gentle kiss on your forehead
The streetlights flashed across your face as you made your way down the road, and all Zen could think about in this moment was how lucky he was
America started really badly. Our first ever show was at Popscene in San Francisco, loads of UK bands do their first shows there. The night before we’d played Benicàssim (in Spain) and I’d lost my voice completely…We got to San Francisco, I had no voice I couldn’t talk, couldn’t sing… our label were there, first time we met the team - everyone expecting everything. This quack doctor came along with a Starbucks bag full of drugs. He gave me a steroid injection in my bum, my left bum cheek. I was like, ‘Dude it’s my throat!’ My whole leg went into spasm, so not only couldn’t sing, I couldn’t walk. I just saw my manager’s face drop from the side of the stage, it was like - welcome to America guys…
i'm a bit new to larry (only like 3 months) but i just finished reading Love Is A Rebellious Bird... and I HATE YOU (love you) !!!! I WAS SOBBING IN MY BED FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS AND DIDNT SLEEP UNTIL 4-5am IM A MESS!! I AM A COMPLETE MESS!! oh my god i absolutely loved the fic! thank you and @100percentsassy for being amazing <3
Ahahahaha oh my gosh. Well, I’m sorry about the crying and the late night, but I’m really glad you like it! Thank you!!
We are working on something new that I’m pretty excited about, so keep an eye out! :)))
as much as i really love the college au, i always felt that it was lacking a bit of story bc i just started it on a whim without thinking too much around it. for now (i might come back to it later and finish the comics) i will put that on hold. i have already mentioned it, but at some point i will start a blog dedicated to the gang!tan au, but this, askjeon, will not be it. the gangtan au is so big it’ll work as an au blog in itself once i get around it, but for now i want to focus on getting this thing up and running again.
this blog is still going to be a college au, just a different one. sorry if you don’t like that, but personally i was growing tired of my own au and it was kind of dragging on and i think i can do better with some planning for a story. it might not seem like it, but running a blog like this actually lets me de-stress a lot, your positive comments and angst prompts (lol) makes me really, really happy. i just want to be able to enjoy what i put out for you myself, too, and i hope you understand <3