oh well because we're hot and you're not

you're not fooling anyone victor
  • victor: hey yuri want a photo with me? no? :(
  • victor: *naked in the hot spring* hey yuri, i'm going to be your coach ;)
  • victor: so you have a girlfriend? past lover???
  • victor: i'm going to give you a sexy dance to learn for your short program because u need to learn about loooove ;)
  • victor: what do you want me to be? father figure? no? friend? no? well i /guess/ i could be your boyfriend...
  • victor: here let me fix your form while we're both naked in the hot spring
  • victor: hey, yuri. seduce me with your sexy dance i choreographed for you ;)
  • victor: you didn't sleep? here, let me nap on you. shhh. rest.
  • victor: oh shit i made you cry oh shit should i kiss you?????
  • victor: oh hey your lips are chapped. let me just rub some vaseline on there with my finger
  • victor: you just shocked the hell out of me, so i kissed you, because it would totally surprise you. right? you're surprised.
Akashi upon meeting Kuroko for the first time.
  • Akashi: Nice to meet you, I'm Akashi Seijuro and you are...gorgeous!
  • Kuroko: Uhh.. Thanks? Kuroko Tetsuya by the way.
  • Akashi: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Kuroko: Well, I'm a kindergarten teacher, you?
  • Akashi: I'm a business man and I'm sure that we have some hot business here.
  • Kuroko: Isn't winter?
  • Akashi: Oh yeah, speaking of winter, we're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of you.
  • Kuroko: Aren't you a bit too straightforward?
  • Akashi: It's because you're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • Kuroko: How sure are you?
  • Akashi: Because you told me! You just told me last night while I'm dreaming about my future partner in life!
  • Kuroko: Uhh...
  • Akashi: Oh, can I have a favor? Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • Kuroko: Sorry, Some other time maybe?
  • Akashi: Some other time? So, I'll pick you at 8 o'clock sharp. Here's my number, so call me maybe?
  • Kuroko: *giggles* Fine. Meet me here again tonight, see you later Akashi-kun. *walks away*
  • Akashi: Phew! I thought I overboard that conversation!