oh we totally do

How I imagine Darkiplier and AntiSepticEye getting ready for Halloween
  • October 1
  • Anti: "Hey Dark!"
  • Dark: "Yeah?"
  • Anti: "I was thinking we could do something a bit different...You know how in Mark's old videos, and in "relax", you emerged and scared fans everywhere?"
  • Dark: "Yeah..."
  • Anti: "I was thinking that this year, you and I can do that sorta thing together. I've always wanted to know how cool it would be to drive people insane by showing my real face..."
  • Dark: "Oh my God, that sounds like an amazing idea, man! We're TOTALLY doing that!"
  • Anti: "See you on Halloween!"
  • (30 days later)
  • October 31
  • Anti: "Woohoo, hell yeah! Halloween time! Now I just gotta wait for Dark!"
  • (Several minutes pass by)
  • Anti: ...
  • Anti: "Dark? Dark! Where the hell are you, ya douchebag?! I'm gonna scare people without you!"
  • no response.
  • Anti: "Screw it, I'm off on my own!"
  • Anti's Thoughts: "Eh, sucks to be him..."
  • November 1
  • Anti: "Aw man, October's over. Eh, I had the best time of my life! Well, back to my chamber."
  • Dark: "Hey, Anti."
  • Anti: "Dark?!"
  • Dark: "Ready to scare people this year?"
  • Anti: "Dafuq dude? Where were you all damn month?!"
  • Dark: "Ya know, wearing dresses, shaved my beard, wrote in my diary, and check it out! I even got a new dog! I called her "punk dog". Cool, huh?"
  • Punk Dog: "I didn't agree to this..."
  • Anti: ...........
  • Dark: "What?"
  • Anti: "Are you...f***in' kidding me right now, man? You're telling me that while I was hacking into Jack's Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, AND YouTube accounts, scaring the LIVING HELL out of everyone...YOU...were skipping around in a F***ING dress and pretending to be a highschool girl in your GODDAMN DIARY?! ALL F***ING OCTOBER?!"
  • Dark: "Wait, October passed already?!"
  • Anti: (facepalms)
  • Dark: "Aw, goddammit! This whole time, I thought it was September!"
  • Anti: "You're a f***in' idiot, Dark..."
the signs at a sleepover
  • aries: "let's go outside and throw eggs at people's houses."
  • taurus: "can we eat first?"
  • gemini: "oh my god aries. we should totally do that."
  • cancer: "can we just watch a scary movie or something?"
  • leo: "SELFIEEE!"
  • virgo: "oh my god, leo. stop with your fucking selfies. i agree with cancer though. let's watch a movie."
  • libra: "shut up, virgo. SELFIE!"
  • scorpio: "anyone wanna have sex with me?"
  • sagittarius: ";)"
  • capricorn: "y'all nasty."
  • aquarius: "can y'all shut up i'M TRYNA SLEEP oVeR HERE."
  • pisces: *is sleeping*
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RAYMOND REDDINGTON
tbl 312 “the vehm”

anonymous asked:

are we aloud to reblog your sigils?

oh yeah totally, please do!! thats why im sharing them all, so others can use them and share them too 😘

Here is the story to go with: (sorry it’s long winded!) *also edit as you would like just credit back to me, thanks a bunch!* ***edited to add that Misha IS standing on his left leg and leaning down onto Jensen, I would never make Jensen try to pick Misha up in that manner ever…carry on!***

So at the end of Misha’s m&g I showed him the “let me be your wings” photo and asked if that would be feasible to do in the Misha/Jensen op. He laughed and said “yeah, oh yeah” and was nodding. After though, I was like “well was that Misha being Misha or was he really saying yes??” So I figured I would just ask at the time of the op and if they say no then cool, I’ll get a squeeze, no biggy.

So the time came to get the op and the guys were in a great mood, joking around and just all around cheery. So I walk up to Misha and point to the pic on my shirt and ask him if we can do it and he says “oh yes. Yeah totally,” so we turn to Jensen and Misha goes “we’re gonna do this” and Jensen just busts up laughing and walks away. When he comes back over he goes (still laughing) “Ahhh No.” So at that point I was ready to do my squish hug, but Misha pops his head over my shoulder and says “No no we can do it! Let’s do it!”

After that Jensen calls Chris over to us and says “So she says to me (while pointing at the shirt) we can do this right?” and Chris was just so puzzled. One of the handlers came over and is waving her hands and going NoNoNo. So I told Jensen we can make it work and we ended up arguing for a little while over how it could/could not work and Misha piped in and was like “no we can do this, we’re gonna do, let’s go”.

So we get into position and the first attempt Misha starts to fall over into the back screen and naturally we all start laughing so we try again and I shove my hand against Misha’s shoulder to help hold him up and look to the camera and the pic was taken. Misha was laughing and getting back up so I turn to Jensen and I told him “thank you so much I really appreciate it.” He thanked me and then I left. It was the most amazing experience and I can’t thank either of them enough for allowing me to get the op I really wanted.

“Excellent job, team! The whole world is going to be talking about this stroller.” 

“Exactly. The sexy, streamlined design and vaguely phallic wheel base is going to revolutionize the world of pretending like you are going to exercise with your baby but then just deciding you’ll do some sit-ups before bed or something.”

“How should we shoot it? We have an amazing model.”

“She’s great.”

“So great.”

“Really great.”

“You know…I’m afraid no one will even be looking at the model with such a sexy, well-toned jogging stroller in the picture. We could probably put her in that futuristic toilet-paper outfit from ‘The 5th Element’ and I bet people wouldn’t even notice.”

“Haha, yeah! Or like, a ‘jogging bikini,’ or something!”

*Room erupts in laughter*

“Oh my God, you guys…We should totally do it.”

“You’re on.”

Imagine...

Inviting Kylo over to play video games.
After 3 hours of intense playing Mario Cart you end up in a tie.
“My fingers hurt!!” Kylo says.
You chuckle.
“Mine too.”
“Next time I am so beating you!”
“Hah, let’s see that!”
“I am totally winning!”
“Chill, mate!” You laugh. “What are we playing next time anyway?”
“Just Dance”
He sticks his tongue out and you laugh.
“I’m serious! I am very good at it too!”
“Why so SERIOUS?!” You say,impersonating the Joker.
“Ha-ha! Very funny!” He says sarcastically.
You chuckle and say:
“What are we going to do now?”
“Oh my god, I totally forgot!” He says hitting himself on the forehead.
“What-” but before you finish he runs off.
He comes back with his backpack.
“Close your eyes!”
“Wha-”
“C'mon just do it!”
“Okay okay!” You say, shutting your eyes.
You hear some shuffling and can guess that he takes something out.
“Open.”
You open your eyes and see him holding a gift in front of you. It is flat and in a rectangular shape.
“Thank youuu!What is this?” You say smiling and you hug him.
“Well it’s a gift.”
“Yeah, but… What for?”
“Er… Just because.” He says blushing a little. “Open it”
You rip off the paper and:
“OH MY GOD!!!! SIMS 4!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!” You shout and hug him in a bear hug.
“You’ll break my ribs!!!” He squeals.
You let him out of the hug.
“Sowwy” you say in a mock baby voice and he chuckles.
“Do you want to play? Like now?” You ask.
“Yeah!” He says.
And you spend the whole day creating Sims families.

Me during an exam I really need to pass
  • Me: oh look we're doing pourbaix diagrams
  • Me: I can totally do that, I've been practic-
  • Brain: Remember that destiel fic you really wanted write years ago but cannot because you don't know how to write the first scene?
  • Me: -ing and i'm gonna ace-
  • Brain: well i've finally found the perfect way to write it
  • Me: -this...test...
  • Brain: also, you've focused too much on reading johnlock and stucky, what about gendrya and drarry and cecilos
  • Brain: AND THAT DESTIEL FIC YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN YET
  • Me: *stares at questionnaire*
  • Brain: WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING TOO MUCH ON YOUR GRADES? GRADES AND EDUCATION IS NAUGHT BUT A HUMAN CONSTRUCT MADE TO MAKE HUMANITY FEEL IMPORTANT AND WORTH OF SOMETHING
  • Brain: HAPPINESS DO NOT LIE IN EXCELLENCE BUT EXCELLENCE LIE IN HAPPINESS.
  • Teacher: two minutes left
  • Me: *stares at my answer sheet half-filled with indecipherable words and numbers*
  • Brain: also you need to read that update on the bagginshield fic you're following
Group Projects

ENFP friend: “Oh my gosh, we could totally do this thing that I saw one time on youtube, and we could get a bunch of people from the theatre department to have like this giant musical number! And we could add this other thing that this one person I know did, and we could have like confetti–OH we could also add this and do something cool like this with a fog machine!

INFJ: Um….Well first, how are we going to get a fog machine? Also, we only have 3 days to do this, so I don’t see how we’d be able to do all of that in time…

ENFP friend: “I don’t know, but we can make it work! We can worry about those things later. Actually, that reminds me of this other thing we could do that involves sushi–!”

INFJ:

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hey, you know what we should do? play spin the bottle! ha, yeah, so what, we’re all girls. it’s only gay if you make it gay. which.. is.. totally not what we’re doing. ha. oh come on! it’ll be fun! it’ll be like practice… for the real thing… in the future. ya know….?

I’m really glad we got to hear Jasper’s side of the story. We always thought of her as this big bully with no reason, but we got to see it wasn’t just that. There are always two sides to a story, just as there are two sides to a war. There isn’t a good and bad guy, nothing is that black and white. If you think about it, none of the Homeworld gems are reallyevil, so to speak. Some of the things they did were unethical, but they weren’t completely evil. Bismuth said that they were the good guys, that they were fighting against Homeworld’s tyranny. Now we know from Jasper that Homeworld was fighting against the people who killed their Diamond. That’s like if someone killed whoever is the leader of your country. Your nation wouldn’t just be like “oh well guess we can’t do anything about that.” They would totally fight back! From Homeworld’s POV, the Crystal Gems assassinated their Diamond, their leader, and they wanted revenge. Neither side is in the wrong here. They both did horrible things for the sake of their cause. Now we really know that Rose wasn’t this perfect goddess that everyone says she is.

  • SM: So we chatted about the gel swap and are all set. I don't see it on here though...
  • LD: Oh don't you know? We don't use those lights in this act anymore.
  • SM: Oh shut up, you ass.
  • (A/n: We totally do still use those, just not in that one cue...this show hasn't changed in 20 years)