Person: They have so many mood swings!
Random astrology blog: ARE THEY A CANCER BECAUSE-
*Cancer comes out of no where*
Cancer : you know I’m not the only one with mood swings!?
Astrology blog: yes but-
Cancer: No! What about Scorpio and Pisces? Huh!? And virgo!? Nooooooooooo one talks about their mood swings! Why don’t they…
Virgo: *smirks* it’s cause you’re a crab
Cancer: That has nothing to do with -
Pisces: yea! A crab! *sticks out tongue*
Cancer: guys what-
Scorpio: Cause crabs taste good *licks lips and winks*
Cancer: *sweats excessively* I… I got to go… I… *runs away*