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On History and Dinner

Summary: A non athletic!Jack fic, where grad student and history nerd, Jack Zimmermann meets the cute Samwell student/baker Eric Bittle at the Bread and Butter Bakery.  Picks up right after On History and Pie.  Jack takes a chance and meets Bitty for dinner. It’s their first date.  A collaboration with the wonderful @zim-tits​ featuring her lovely artwork. Also on AO3

Bitty was closing up shop for the evening at Bread and Buttery Bakery when he heard a small tap. Lardo smiled as she looked through the large picture window and saw who was standing on the other side.

“It’s your boy, Bitty,” she said.

He glanced and saw Jack standing outside as he waved shyly.

Chowder unlocked and opened the door. “Welcome! Come on in.”

“Thanks,” Jack said as he came in slowly, looking at Bitty with a soft smile.

Bitty closed the register and smiled in return as he walked from behind the counter toward Jack.

“Hi, Jack.”

“Hi, Eric. Bitty.”

The two wordlessly stared at one another, smiling. Lardo, taking pity on them, cleared her throat, “Uh, Chowder, can you help me with something in back?”

Chowder frowned disappointed he wasn’t going to be able to watch.

“Sure, Lardo.”

“You came,” Bitty said. “Thanks for that. Thanks for trusting me.”

“My uncle says… well, never mind, but I’m the one that should be saying thanks – for the shortbread. It was really good.”

“Really good? I was aiming for so amazing it would make you wanna slap your mama but then again, I’m sure you love your mama, so really good will do.”

Jack laughed softly, “I do. So, are you… that is… if you’re still interested…”

“Jack, would you like to go grab something to eat?”

Jack smiled, relieved that Bitty had taken the lead.

“Yes, I’d like that.”

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Jealous Kurt

Kurt x reader

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Originally posted by extraordinaryxmen

The pair of you often received looks when you were out together, varying from, curiosity to pity all the way through to disgust, it wasn’t something that really bothered Kurt too much anymore, after all he had lived his entire life this way, it wasn’t exactly a new thing for him, but it never failed to break his heart a little, each time they were aimed at y/n. She certainly didn’t deserve such treatment, but after months of reassurance y/n had managed to convince him that the occasional stare could never dampen the joy that she felt when she was with him.

Kurt reminded himself of this as the pair continued their peaceful stroll to the cosy restaurant, not too far from their home. Sensing his unease, y/n gave his three fingered hand a light squeeze, he offered her a slight smirk in return, before opening the door for her.

“table for two?’ the greeter asked as they approached the waiting area, ‘yes, thank you’ Kurt answered politely, before they were lead to a table, where a waiter pulled out y/n’s chair, as Kurt was going to the same. Kurt shook off his slight twinge of annoyance, settling himself down, and offering his lovely date a smile, allowing the points of his teeth to poke free, from his full blue lips, over the top of his menu.

The waiter soon returned, placing a long fingered hand on y/n’s shoulder while she placed her order, that same spark of annoyance mixed with a drop of putrid green jealously grew in kurts chest, as the undeniably attractive waiter flirted shamelessly with his partner, despite y/n reaching her delicate hand out to find kurts on top of the table, placing her hand over his.

Eventually he took his leave, sending a wink over his shoulder, which only added to the foul potion currently brewing in kurts chest. Y/n began stroking patterns on his hand, ‘are you alright sweetheart?’ he asked, his thick accent full of concern, at the sadness in her usual bright eyes. “oh, sorry, that waiter just made me feel a bit uncomfortable, I know I’m being silly.’ She murmured, Kurt furrowed his brow, ‘you’ve got nothing to apologize for darling, he was being inappropriate.’ He exclaimed slightly louder than he had intended, a light lavender blush spreading across his cheeks, as he checked over his shoulder to see if anybody else heard. Thankfully the members of staff were either chattering amongst themselves or bustling about, clearing tables.

Y/n gave him a light giggle at his actions, a welcome sound to kurts pointed ears. The pair chatted amicably, their hands still together, as they waited for their food.

The food arrived without much incident, aside from a slightly husky ‘enjoy’ from the waiter. The food was mouth-watering, perfectly prepared pasta carbonara, with deliciously creamy sauce.

After the couple had just about licked their plates clean, the waiter rather quickly reappeared asking a little too suggestively for kurts liking if y/n would like anything else, or if she was ready to go home.

Kurt desperately tried to push his jealousy down, gritting his teeth as he ground out a ‘no thank you, just the bill please.’ The waiter seemed to have finally pieced together that the pair were a couple when he came back to give them their bill, noticing kurts blue hand clasping y/n’s.

“you could do so much better, a pretty little thing like you with a freak like him’ he snorted maliciously, Kurt just about leapt out of his seat, drawing himself up to his full height, barring his pointed teeth and letting out a low growl, only for y/n to step between them, after calmly placing the money on the table.

“theirs nobody better than this gentleman, thank you for the meal, it was lovely, though I think you could improve on the treatment of your customers.’ Her voice was deadly calm, and was uttered with a threatening smirk on her beautiful face, before she took kurts hand, and walked proudly out of the restaurant together.

 

Have a great day and be safe

so danneel posted a pic of her and jensen 2 days after and at the same restaurant the datenight happened and with the most awkward, cringy, OTT pic jensen has ever done that made me laugh incontrollably and feel such second hand embarassment at the same time

Random Drabble #2: Ditched

Originally posted by monsta-x-cuties

Title: Ditched

Random Matchup: Wonho | Your Date Ditches and He Takes Your Dates Place

Pairing: Wonho x Reader

Genre: Fluff

A/n: This is like supppperrr Sappyyy and i love it lmfao. Sorry

Send Me Two Numbers from 1-26 and I Will Make A Drabble From It. 

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“Are you seriously doing this!” You raise your face slightly as you look up at your date, his arms wrapped around the waitress that he had been staring at the whole dinner.

“Sorry y/n you just didn’t catch my eye,” he said as he smirked, turning and walking out of the restaurant with the waitress.

You groaned and placed your face in your hands and signed frustrated. You really like this guy and had been on several dates with him, apparently, the feelings were one sided.

Peeking through your fingers you glanced at the check that had been left on the table. “What a scumbag you mumbled as you pulled out your wallet, preparing to pay when suddenly a man sits down across from you, right where your loser of a date had been sitting.

He smiled at you, his eyes twinkling. “Hi,” He said quietly as he looked at you.

You stared at him in shock, studying his face trying to figure out if you recognised him. His hair was pretty much white, with a bright blue fringe. He looked pretty fit, his suit jacket clinging to him just enough to show his muscular arms. Blinking a few times, once you figured out you didn’t know him you responded quietly as you grabbed your check, “Hi.”

He swatted your hand away from the check and pulled out his own wallet and placed his card in the tray. “No need for that, I got it,” he says smiling sweetly.

You lifted your brow and shook your head. “No thanks, I don’t take pity gifts,” you said as you went to grab the tray before he swatted your hand away again.

“I am not taking pity off of you. I just want to help you out, okay.” The waiter picked up the tray and went over to a register.

You sighed, as you placed your wallet back in your purse. “Okay, so exactly what do you want in return? Sex? Money? Usually, people don’t just do things without expecting something. What do you want? I am not stupid.”

He chuckled a little as a smirk spread across his face. “Well, I mean if you want to have sex with me you could have been a less blunt about it, but no that’s not why, and if I wanted money I wouldn’t have paid for you in the first place.” He paused for a moment as he stared at you before continuing. “I want to make up for that crappy douchebag that just ditched you, I’d like to be your fill in date,” he said as he rubbed the back of his neck a little embarrassed by what he said.

You tilted your head taking in what he said: “So, you want to be my date instead?”

He nodded, “Yes, you deserve a lot better than that scum bag anyways. You are beautiful and I can’t believe he chose that sleazy waitress over you.”

Blushing you look down at your empty plate, “Oh, thanks.”

The waiter brings his card back over and he signs the receipt, placing his card in his wallet before placing his wallet back in his pocket.

“Well, what were you planning on doing after dinner?” he said as he leant his elbows on the counter, leaning over to you, getting a closer look at your rosy red cheeks.

“Um, we were just doing dinner honestly,” you say as you glance up at him, nervous that he will change his mind.

“Seriously, so he just wanted to wine and dine you then. Jesus what a dick.” He rolled his eyes. “In that case, I have a plan, follow me,” he said as he leant back and stood up, tucking in his chair and holding out his hand to you.

You stand up and take his hand, “Yeah, I guess we both were thinking about different things.” You followed as he began to walk out of the restaurant and down the street. His hand still in yours.

He shook his head. “I hate guys like that, they give the rest of us a bad rep.” He pauses before turning the corner, he looked at you and smiled, “I realise though, I am being just as bad. I never asked for your name.”

You chuckle, “You could never be as bad as him. My name is Y/n, and yours?”

He smiles a little. “Wonho.” He stops and looks up at the park entrance. “I figured we should just sit and talk since we don’t know a lot about each other yet.”

“Yet?” You look up at him puzzled.

He chuckles as he guides you to a bench next to the pond. “Why of course, I don’t intend to make this just a one-time thing,” he winked at you causing you to giggle.

“Well, what if I don’t want to to see you again?” Your lips parted into a smirk.

“If you didn’t want to see me, you wouldn’t have agreed to come with me in the first place my dear y/n,” He said as he lifted your hand up, kissing your knuckles softly.

You rolled your eyes a little, “cheesy much?”

He laughed and shrugged, letting go of your hand. “I guess it is a little cheesy.”

You smile, “That’s alright, I need some sappy cheesy romantic crap after that scene back there, which speaking of which why were you there?”

His face dropped a little. “I was waiting for my date as well, she didn’t even show. So when I heard you yell at your date I figured, hell why not try to make the best of the situation.” He shrugged before he looked up at you. “I am happy my date ditched me now though.”

You blushed, as you looked at the pond. “Well, I guess it destiny then isn’t it.”

He chuckled again, “Now look who is getting cheesy.”

You laugh, “Well ya know, I am just trying to make the best of the situation.”

Both of you began to laugh before Wonho spoke up again. “Good.”

You both spent hours on the bench talking about your life, work and family. Before you realise it was midnight.

Wonho smiled and yawned. “I guess we better get going.” He stood up and looked at you, “But before leave can I ask you something?”

You nodded, as you stretched realising how stiff you had become from sitting still for so long. “Sure go ahead.”

He smiled, “Can we meet again, that way I can take you on a proper date.”

You blushed as you stood up. “Of course, I would like that.”

His face lit up in excitement, “really!?”

You laughed as you both began to walk back out to the street. “I said of course, did you really expect me to say no?”

He chuckles, “No, but I am still surprised that someone as beautiful as you would say yes to me.”

You pushed him lightly. “Oh stop that”

He looked at you as you reached the restaurant again. “I am being dead serious y/n.”

You smiled a little, “Well then if that’s the case I am still surprised someone a stunning as you wanted to go on a date with little old me.”

You both looked at each other for a moment before you both smiled. “Can I get you number?” he said quietly.

Nodding you both exchanged numbers before saying your goodbyes.

Stepping into your car you let out a deep breath, even though you barely knew him, something told you that you would both be together for a long time.  

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Cole Sprouse | You sound so hot

Count of words: 576

Warnings: It’s Cole x Greek!Reader.. not much of a needed warning I guess but ok..

A/N: Soooo sorry it took me so long but finals just started and I just found some time to write this ♥ Also it could be way better and I will rewrite it when I get the chance.

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sarcastiel-assbutt asked:

Hi:)I don’t think you saw the replies on the ask so here’s the request:“I have an imagine idea were Cole and greek!reader decide to go on summer vac together and they go to Greece(wink wink)[since Cole majored in archaeology i think he’d find it interesting] and they go sightseeing and stuff and at some point she speaks greek and Cole finds it kinda hot i guess😂idk and she offers to teach him a couple of things:)and cuteness overload:)(kinda silly request ik sorry)”


When you and Cole started dating your nationality was very intruiging to him. He found it facinating how different you were just because you were Greek. He found it so sweet how you would spent endless hours talking with your mum on skype while drinking coffee, he even adored the “art of making Greek coffee” (a/n IT IS VERY HARD TO MASTER I AM STILL NOT GOOD AT IT) as you would always say. But what you didn’t know was that Cole was always facinated with the passion you had for your home, so when he finally suggested you visited Greece, he was not surprised at your reaction.

—–Time skip to Greece—–

It was finally the time you two arrived in Greece. The beautiful sun hit your delicate and, now, sensitive skin, warmong up all the uncovered parts of your body. Cole’s hand found it’s way to yours, making you smile at the gesture. 

The beautiful smell of freshly cooked food (a/n it’s up to you whatever you like) filled you with pleasure as you and your loving boyfriend, admiring all the beautiful treasures the Ancient Greeks had to offer. ‘This is just wonderful’ Cole commented for yet another archaelogical exhibit in the museum you were currently in. You just kept on admiring the exitment on your boyfriends face while he was naming every little detail he could recall about the Ancient culture of your country.

——-Another time skip cause your girl has a writers block——–

After endless hours of walking and taking in the beauty of the country’s achievements, sitting down on a small tavern you found along the way seemed like a great idea. While the smell of the traditional food lured you in to that little tavern you made your way towards the only empty table.

It didn’t take long for the waiter to come and greet you. ‘Τι κάνουμε παιδιά; Καλά; Ξέρουμε τι θα πάρουμε;(How are you guys? Good? You know what you wanna order?’) said the waiter. Oh this was actually something you had missed ever since being abroad for years. In Greek Taverns, the waiters, become your bestfriends within the two seconds the take to make their way to you. It’s something you found facinating, also Cole’s face looked hillarious as he didn’t understand a thing from what the guy said. ‘Λοιπόν, θέλουμε δυο μπριζόλες με χωριάτικη. Βάλε μπόλικη φέτα εε. (We want two stakes with choriatiki salad. Hey and add a bunch of feta cheese.)’ you said smiling kindly at the guy. ‘Έγινε! (Done)’ ‘Ααα, φέρε και ένα σαγανάκι. (Also bring us a saganaki (a/n it’s fried cheese.. it’s perf….) )’ you exclaimed once more and the guy nodded. As the waiter made it’s way to another table Cole stared at you in ashtonishment. His lips were parted and his eyes widened. ‘Cole, love, close your mouth. We don’t want a fly in it.’ You joked but he completely ignored you. Your hand found it’s way to Cole’s chin, moving it so his mouth was now closed. 

——Time skip———

As the two of you made your way to the hotel room, Cole, decided to finally fill you in as to why he was so starstruck earlier that night. ‘You know, I love your Greek side a lot,’ he informed, side hugging you and bringing your body closer to his. ‘Really? How’s that?’ you asked with a smile evident on your voice. ‘Well, you sound so hot when talking in Greek,’ he laughed as you followed.

THIS IS MY FIRST SMUT AND I HAVE NO SHAME.


Levi wasn’t the most patient man. Even he knew this. So, why on earth did he get a job as a waiter? Oh. That’s right. Eren said it may help with his people skills but, to be honest, it was probably the worst suggestion ever. Levi thought that literally anything was better than this. Screaming kids, fussy, indecisive, troublesome customers and the most horrendous of all, the dirty cooking untensils that would be left in the sink at the end of the night.

It was currently midnight, Levi was meant to finish his shift two hours ago however, the amount of customers said otherwise. They came rushing in like Niagra Falls;quick and neverending. He scrubbed every single inch of the restaurant until it was completely spotless, it smelled like fresh lemon. He washed each and every knife and fork by hand and then put them in the dishwasher to ensure they were 100% clean. He even pushed the boat out and vaccuumed the restaurant, every. Single. Corner.

As tempted as he was to crash out on a table, he couldn’t. He needed to go home to his wonderful boyfriend, Eren. He sloppily grabbed his key to lock up the restaurant even though it didn’t matter to him whether or not it got robbed. What he really cared about was being able to drive without falling asleep. Just as he sat down in his car, his phone buzzed. Oh, a text from Eren. Well…not quite a text. More of a picture. Levi texted back.

“Not tonight, baby. My muscles ache and I’m exhausted”

He put his phone down, fastened his seatbelt and set off for home.

It had been 15 minutes which seemed like an hour and Levi was finally home. All of the lights downstairs were off so it was likely that Eren was upstairs. As Levi made his way upstairs, he could smell something sweet. It almost smelled like a cake batter scented Yankee Candle. The bathroom door was open and Eren had just finished running a bath for Levi, he swished his hand in the water to make sure the temperature was perfect.

“Oh, you’re just in time, sweetheart”
Eren brought Levi a towl that had just came out of the dryer.

“Thank you,Eren.” Levi smiled and kissed Eren on the cheek

The bath was relaxing, not so much for his aching muscles but for his mind. It had been at least 30 minutes. Levi pulled out the plug and dried himself off before he turned into a raisin. He wrapped the towel around his waist and walked to the bedroom to get ready for bed.

Eren was sat up, back against the headboard, indulging in a book. Until Levi came in.

“Aw baby… whats the matter?”

“Today was a stressful day at work and my joints are so stiff” he made a throaty groan.

His joints weren’t the only thing that was stiff.

Eren crawled over to Levi and began to rub his shoulders in circular motions.

“So, what else happened at work hmm?” Eren continued to rub Levi’s shoulders. He knew exactly what he was doing.

“God! The rudest couple came in today. No please or thank you. And they had the audacity to ‘oi’ me. AND on top of that-mmm”

“Is everything okay, baby?”

“Yeah…that just feels really good…”

Levi started to relax and with that, his neck loosened up. Eren slowly started to kiss his neck. Sloppy but passionate kisses. His hands moved down to Levi’s torso for a bit more stability and to also get a feel of his boyfriends abs. They were like white chocolate. Wonderful to look at.

Levi’s breathing picked up.

“Lie down.”

Eren gave Levi a light push and with that, his towel conveniently unravelled. Eren removed his long sleeved v-neck and his sweat pants and climbed onto Levi. He resumed to rubbing Levi’s torso and gradually moved down.

“Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’ll make sure you forget you’re in pain.” The couple gave eachother the same lustful look.

Eren gently grabbed onto Levi’s erection. He used his thumb to lightly massage the tip. Levi was becoming impatient. He was still relaxed from the massage so his head rolled back onto the sheets, he couldn’t even open his eyes.

Eren finally stopped teasing Levi. He hoisted himself off of Levis lap and stood at the edge of the bed. He grabbed Levi’s legs and pulled him forward a bit, just for easier access.

He pumped his own erection a few times and then he began to enter. He pushed the tip in just to tease Levi. He decided to wind Levi up just a little more.

“Oops. Silly me, I forgot a condom, excuse me a second.” He smirked.

“Ugh Eren! Please! Just hurry up. I need you right now.”

Eren rolled the condom on. It was the type with the ridges. Just for extra pleasure.

“Goddamnit! How long does it take to put on a- Ufft”

And it starts.

Eren held Levi’s hips as he slowly stroked backwards and forwards.

“Does that feel good, sweetheart?”

“Mmm…yeah”

Levi’s facial muscles began to tense and with that, Eren’s strokes became much faster as he infused all of his energy into it.

Although men weren’t great at multi-tasking, Eren tried. He leaned forward and gave Levi an open mouthed kiss. He was breathing extreamly heavily so he did his best to breath through his nose.

“Oh my God! EREN! Please, don’t stop…” he said between breaths.

“I didn’t plan on doing so” he smirked again.

He loved watching Levi squirm helplessly beneath him, it was like a blessing. He was the one responsible for Levi’s reactions.

“Eren! I’m gonna- I’m gonna-”

Levi’s back started to arch. Squirming uncontrollably.

Another throaty moan.

Inhale. Exhale.

“Did my baby enjoy himself? Did daddy do a good job tonight?”

Levi caught his breath.

“Yeah… daddy did great”

jack in the future just wants to talk about bitty to literally anyone who will listen???

“hey, want to see some pictures of my husband, eric? he’s so cute. i love him so much”

@ new falcs trainer: oh, sure, dude!

@ receptionist at the doctor’s office: oh all right then

@ waiters at restaurants: do you mean the man currently sitting across from you

@ shitty: brah i know him???

@ bitty: honey