oh wait there i go again

anonymous asked:

Playing off of the murder ask. How would the skelebros react if their S/O actually ended up pulling through, like they were dead for a little bit but at the hospital they brought them back via defibrillators or magic or something.

So I headcanon that Swapfell Papyrus’ soul is green for kindness. Just a heads up. And I also remade the scenarios a little. This is the murder ask

UT!Sans: Oh stars. O h  s t a r s. He is pacing the waiting room. Anxiously doing everything he can to get the bad feeling to disappear. He can’t believe that you’re not dead. That he’s getting a new chance. He’s so scared that it’s just a cruel joke, and that you’ll be ripped away from him again. When they tell him that yes, you are going to be okay. Probably. He rushes past them and into your room. This is when he truly breaks down. And this is when he starts to violently sob. Leaning into you, clutching you for dear life and sobbing into your side until you hospital gown is drenched in his tears. He feels no shame, and he can’t let go.

(He’s not going to look for the guy who tried to kill you, but if he ever comes near you. The dude is dead.)

UT!Papyrus: He’s by your side from the moment the paramedics arrive along with the police. The murderer is in a cage of bones, and is left without a word for the police to deal with. When they get you to the hospital he’s hopeful. They can save you! Just look at how hard they’re trying! When they finally let him see you he’s so exhausted from worrying for hours, that he falls asleep leaning on you bed with your hand in his. He’s not completely aware that you were dead. And no one is going to ever tell him that.

US!Sans: He’s a crying, sobbing mess. And they need to get someone to check up on him as well as you. He’s going into shock, and he’s not even aware of what’s happening around him anymore. He keeps frantically asking for you, but he’s not hearing the answers. His exhaustion and loss of HP from the fight knocks him out, and he wakes up at around the same time you do. You get to share a hospital bed. (After Honey bribed one of the doctors) You’re in recovery together, both fussing over each other and helping each other get better. 

US!Papyrus: He’s never been this scared in his life. Pacing around the waiting room in the hospital, only leaving to chain smoke ten cigarettes once every hour. He’s a mess, and shaking from the lack of food or water. Eventually Blue and the doctors have to force him to rest and eat something, lest he wants to end up knocked out in a hospital bed when you finally wake up. That threat gets him to sit down and drink some water at least. When they tell him that you’re fine, you’re sleeping but you’re alive at least. He’s so damn happy he feels like he’s high on relief. He teleports into your room and sets up camp there until they shoo him out. This repeats until the doctors give him the okay to stay in there. When you wake up, you’re going to have a stressed out and starved skeleton on your hands. He wont take care of himself until he’s sure that you’re okay. 

UF!Sans: When the police and ambulance arrives, they want to arrest him. He straight up murdered the guy after all. But one look at him and they just send him to the ambulance with you. It’s not worth getting killed over, and they need to get you to the hospital as fast as they can. When you’re there, his protective instincts kick in. And he’s almost fighting off the nurses for a few seconds. But then he realizes that they need to help you. So he lets them take you away. After that he sets up camp in the waiting room. Never leaving his chair, not even for food or water. He’s so tired, but every time he closes his eyes, he sees you getting killed in front of him. When a nurse gently shakes him awake his up on his feet in record time, looking around for you. He’s shown into your room and when he gets to your bed he collapses to his knees. He’s out like a light as soon as his hand finds a part of your body he can hold onto. He’s not going to let go for a while.

UF!Papyrus: He’s in the middle of tearing your attempted murderer apart when the authorities show up. They don’t want to go near him, who can blame them. But when they try to get you into the ambulance, they realize that they don’t really have a choice. They can’t stop him from coming with them. Not without losing their lives. He’s with you the whole time in the hospital, even when he’s technically not allowed to be. They’re too intimidated to stop him. He’s spent enough time with you while you healed that he’s not bawling his eyes out when you wake up. He does shed a few tears out of relief though, but he hides them in your hair when he hugs you. 

SF!Sans: When the paramedics arrive he’s screaming and yelling at them to help you. He’s beyond hysteric and they are seriously considering calling for backup and seeing if maybe they can sedate him. They obviously can’t, and they’re not going to try and shoot him. So they’re forced to bring him along to the hospital. They’re happy to find that he calms down a little when his brother arrived. But he’s still close to threatening every nurse he sees coming out of your room with ‘’They better be okay’’. It’s the excess adrenaline and fear of losing you that’s making him even more hostile then usual. When they tell him that he can see you again, he rushes past them before they even finished the sentence. He sleeps by your side, and when you wake up he’s so relieved that he doesn’t know what to do. He tells you to never do that to him again. EVER.

SF!Papyrus: The killer is dead before Papyrus is even sure that you’re dead. And when he makes his way over to you, his mind is stuck in a please be okay please be okay please be okay loop. His soul breaks when he sees that you’re dead. And he breaks down in violent, body shaking sobs. Cradling you close and wishing that you’d come back to him. He failed you. He failed the person he swore to protect. He keeps his head pressed against your neck as he repeats that over and over in his head. Time passes, but he can’t tell how long it’s been. He notices something glowing, but he can’t see it with his face buried in your chest. He stays like that, letting whatever was outside his vision continue glowing. After a while he starts hearing something. He can’t place it, it starts softly and builds up. And then he feels movement. It’s your heartbeat, and then your lungs. Slowly breathing in and out as your pulse grows stronger. He sits up and slowly watches you come back alive. It’s like he’s stuck in a trance where he can’t move. When you open your eyes and look at him, he breaks free and wraps you into a hug again. He’s sobbing into you and clutching you so tightly. He can’t help himself. When he’s made sure that you’re okay, you’re going to be stuck for hours.

Why Monday, why?!?

Sure today has SUCKED!

The ED finally showed up though. Late, and left early, and won’t be back now until Thursday. Have I mentioned she’s been here all of 4 days this month. Well 4.5 now, and I’m being generous.

Had to turn on the A/C today. It’s still March. It’s gonna be a helluva Summer, can already tell.  The yankees are going to melt.

Some little shit is ignoring the “No Skateboarding Upon Penalty of Death” signs around the lodge so I can do 1 of 2 things…go yell GET OFF OUR LAWN! or wait for the twerp to get hit by a car.  He’s literally skateboarding down the hill, jumping off the curb, and landing in the middle of Main Street.  Without looking for traffic. OH to be young and invincible again! Dumb ass.

Can we appreciate Greg Universe’s outlook on life?

Steven: Dad I want to go to Korea and learn more about my mother’s dark past.

Greg: Ok sure.

Steven: Dad help me jump a fence that is clearly marked “Do not enter”.

Greg: Ok sure.

Steven: Oh shit it’s Blue Diamond.

Greg: It’s cool, I’ll go talk to her.

Blue Diamond: It’s very clear that I’m dangerous to you, but I am crying over someone I lost.

Greg: I miss someone too, and relate to your sadness, here’s some life advice.

Blue Diamond: You’re cool, I’m putting you in my zoo.

Greg: Wait, what

*later*

Greg: Well, I’ve been kidnapped, and put in a space zoo. God knows what will happen to me, here. I may never see my son, or anyone else I love, ever again.

Greg: Might as well let this dude braid my hair, lol

~~

Greg’s inability to give a f*ck is something I treasure.

  • Taiyang: Yang, wait!
  • Yang: You can't stop me, dad. I'm going to find mom no matter what.
  • Taiyang: I know, but... I didn't think I'd lose you again so soon.
  • Yang: If you thought that,
  • Yang: *Puts on sunglasses*
  • Yang: You must have lost some brain cells along with that wife.
  • Taiyang *through tears*: Yang oh my god that burn was fucking sick
  • Yang: Thanks dad.
  • Taiyang: Please don't leave me I'm so alone.
  • Hunk: You totally have a crush on Keith.
  • Lance: okay I'm sick of this! Just because I hang out with Keith and think he's a cool guy and that his smile is nice and just because I like the way his laugh sounds and just because sometimes I think about maybe holding his hand sometimes, or kissing him or maybe cuddling with him or going on cute dates with him, or... what was I talking about again?
  • Hunk: Your huge crush on Keith
  • Lance: oh right...
  • Lance:
  • Lance: WAIT I NEVER SAID-
Name Five Prominent Female NPCs from Warlords of Draenor

If you’re anything like me, you’ll get past Yrel and then promptly draw a blank.

Liadrin counts since she appeared a few times, right? I think Draka showed up too, although that might’ve just been Horde-side. And what about the Iron Maidens? Oh, wait, they were just a raid boss. Wasn’t one of the orcish clan leaders female? What was her name again…? Zarya? Zayna? Z-something. Bah.

Ask me to rattle off five prominent male NPCs, on the other hand, and I’ll have no trouble. Khadgar, Gul’dan, Durotan, Blackhand, Maraad, Garrosh, Thrall, Velen, Kilrogg… The list could go on, but we’ll be here all day. My point is that all of these are male characters who featured prominently in either quest chains, raids, or a combination of the two.

World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor was a lacklustre experience for many reasons, and the lack of notable female characters throughout the expansion was but a small droplet of saltwater in a vast ocean of mediocrity. But that’s not what I’m really here to talk about. What I’m here to talk about is Legion.

Talk about #squadgoals amirite?

This is a screenshot I took today, at the conclusion of the March on Suramar storyline. In the middle you can see my player character, Kalpana. If you’re especially observant, you might notice something about the lineup of NPCs surrounding my character: Every single one of them is female. Allow me to introduce them.

Starting on the far right, we have Vereesa Windrunner, the youngest sister of Alleria and Sylvanas Windrunner. Vereesa created and led the Silver Covenant, a militant group of high elves which was originally formed to oppose the Horde’s admission to Dalaran; however, as of Legion she has pledged her order to the Unseen Path, a union of hunters dedicated to fighting the Burning Legion.

On the far left is Lady Liadrin. Liadrin stands as the matriarch of the Blood Knights, an elite order of blood elven paladins. Following her character arc in The Burning Crusade, she was conspicuously absent from the game up until the Warlords expansion, though she has since played a much more pivotal role as the leader of Horde forces in Suramar.

She’s also been added as a playable hero in Hearthstone, so that’s pretty cool.

To the right of Kalpana is Tyrande Whisperwind, one of the most prominent characters in the game as leader of the night elves. Tyrande previously stood as general of the night elven sentinels and protected the continent of Kalimdor for over ten thousand years, as well as being the chosen high priestess of the moon goddess Elune. To face Tyrande Whisperwind is to face the wrath of a deity.

Finally, to the left of Kalpana stands First Arcanist Thalyssra, a new character introduced in Legion. We first meet Thalyssra at the beginning of the Suramar campaign, where we find her withering away from mana starvation. We hear her story as we help her recover, and over time grow to sympathise with her as a character, along with the rest of her faction of Nightborne outcasts, the Nightfallen.

I’d probably be equally upset if my home was overrun by demons.

All of these characters, each a leader in their own right, are shown working together to make a stand against the Burning Legion. And to see all these skilled, powerful, important female characters standing side by side in the run-up to such a pivotal conflict in Legion’s storyline is honestly astounding to me.

This is far from the only example; Sylvanas Windrunner, Helya, Mayla Highmountain, Grand Magistrix Elisande, Arcanist Valtrois – all female NPCs, both good and evil, who each play integral parts in the story of World of Warcraft: Legion.

I feel as though Blizzard are trying to bring some semblance of gender equality into a game that’s long been overpopulated by male characters. And while they’ve still got a ways to go in terms of representation, I want them to know their effort is being noticed and appreciated, and I can only hope that they’ll continue to make strides as time goes on.

Tweaker Problems

When your really high and you forget where you put everything. You hit the pipe then walk 5 ft and you some how loose the mother fuckin lighter. Fuck. 30 minutes later you find the lighter and decide to smoke a cigarette, well FUCK-MY-LIFE where are my cigarettes? Holy shit. You spend another hour looking for them BC every drawer you open your ass can’t help but tweak through everything. Your busy doing that and you forget what your even looking for in the first place. So you decide your going to hit the pipe so you can gather your thoughts….but oh wait my stupid ass can’t find the lighter AGAIN.
Fuck I seriously hate how motherfuckin burnt up I can be sometimes.

hc for anti

- already took over

- he’s just toying with us. just wait for the whole picture 

- he’s going to come out at us at the most unsuspecting time. 

- like i feel jack will be playing something like “Oh…Sir” or “Cluster truck”, then anti will fully take over when he’s having the most fun and is vulnerable

- but the video won’t have the energy that his videos will usually have at the beginning. 

- it will sound something more like his first videos where he wouldn’t scream or yell or get really giddy and hype. 

- all of a sudden his head will just drop, and Anti will come out, saying something like: “what is this garbage.” and then it will switch over to a game of spoops or something.

- at the end of the video, jack will come back and have no idea what just happened

- the part where its after the outro screen will play (the bloopers) and jack will say “whatever that was, it will not happen again” then it will cut to anti saing “Or will it?”

I feel like Spidey’s going to have a real problem keeping his identity (at the very least his name) a secret during infinity wars when everybody in the GOTG crew keeps yelling it.

Gamora: “Get your ass over here, Peter!”

Spider-Man: *whirls around bewilderedly* “W-what? Why? What did I…? Oh. Well…crap.”

Drax: “Peter, come look at this!”

Spider-Man: “Look at what? Wait–you’re not–ah, seriously? UGH.”

Rocket: “Peter! Where the hell did you put my bomb?”

Spider-Man: “Bomb? What bomb? I didn’t–oh dAMMIT NOT AGAIN!”

Peter: “Hey, Pe–”

Spider-Man: “I hate you.”

Groot: “I am Groot.”

Spider-Man: “….wtf.”

MM Babysitter AU

M/c turns into a little kid

Jumin: “M/C! Stop pulling Elizabeth 3rd tail at once!….wait please don’t cry I didn’t mean to yell…Jaehee it’s screaming again!”

Jaehee: “shhhh, it’s night night time, go to bed now…At least you don’t shed everywhere. Night night.”

Zen: “ah~ m/c you’ll look so pretty after I do your hair. Oh! You want to do my hair to-OW!-don’t pull my-OW- stop pulling my hair!”

707: “too cute..Please…someone help. Can’t focus on work. Are you hungry? Do you want HB chips? I put dr.pepper in your bottle, you’re drinking it so you must like it.!”

Yoosung: “gah! Get my computer mouse out of your mouth! Wah! Stop slamming the keyboard. Wait where did you get my LOLOL figurine from!? Eh!? *incoherent sobbing*”

V: “ she wanted to see my sunglasses, she fell asleep with them in her mouth so now I’ve been holding her for 3 hours bc I don’t want to wake her, could you call for help?”

So just some food for thought.

Taste It - Jim Moriarty x Reader

this one is so weird ahhh

it’s kind of kinky? but super super weird.

yeah i dont know im sorry

(also kinda gross depending on how you are but yeah. Not what I usually write.)

Originally posted by aphgeneralhux


“Argh.” He groaned, clutching his head, tilting his head back.

“What?” You asked blandly, unamused with Jim’s dramatic mood lately. 

He sighed, “(Y/n), it’s just so boring.

“Oh yes I know, terribly so, why don’t you go and play with Sherlock again - oh wait” You look up from your book to meet Jim’s eyes. “You killed him.”

Jim rolled his eyes, “Yes, thank you (Y/n), very helpful, thank you for reminding me.”

There was silence in the one room flat. Jim lay spread eagle on the bed, you sitting in the large armchair.

Tick, tick, tic-

Suddenly, Jim got up and hurled the clock from the shelf. It hit the floor, shattering and the cogs and glass skidded across the floor.

You winced, reaching down to look at your calf, which had been sliced open by a stray piece. It wasn’t deep but it stung, the blood ebbing from the wound.

Jim slid down to crouch in front of you, holding your leg in his hands he examined your wound.

“What the fuck are you doing?” You asked angrily.

He looked up at you, a crooked smile on his lips, “Can’t you just taste it?”

“Taste what?” You asked, not sure you wanted to.

“The sexual tension of course.” He smirked, and with one swift motion he licked up your leg, his tongue stinging against your skin. 

You gasped in pain, your hands going to his hair to hold him back.

“There we go!” He laughed as you held him away from you, exposing his pale, pale neck. 

“You’re sick.”

“True. But you’re a bit sick too, aren’t you (Y/n)?” Jim raised an eyebrow, tilting his head and pouting as much as he could in his current position. 

You shoved him back with a foot to the chest and he fell back on the wooden floorboards, laughing. Sliding off the chair, you leaned over him, your mouth inches from his, “I don’t taste anything, my dear friend.” You spat the last word. 

“Let me show you.” Jim murmured, taking you slowly towards him, giving you a chance to push him away again, but you didn’t. Your lips met his in a messy, clumsy, rage fueled kiss. His hands held your shoulders, pulling you down to him and then under him when he rolled over. 

“Can you taste it now, “(Y/n)?” He asked sarcastically, licking his lips.

“Oh just a taste.” You teased. He smirked and went back to kiss you, to give you a better taste of whatever it was he had. 

And it was good.


Masterlist

Dialogue Prompts

I know I haven’t posted much. But my life has nothing but stress the last month or so. I started school again after having to take a break for health reasons. So I’m making sure I don’t need to do that again. In stress of my life I have lost all inspiration to write old requests. So I made new list to get back into writing! So please request away! :)

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

1.    “Mom says if you blow up the house she’s gonna put you for adoption.”

2.    “I don’t have a licences to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”

3.    “I didn’t do it…. Oh wait that? … Oh, that I did do.”

4.    “You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”

5.    “Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”

6.    “Are you always this stupid, or is this a special occasion?”

7.    “You gotta stop doing that.” “Doing what?” “Things that make me wanna kiss you.”

8.    “Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”

9.    “Why are they all afraid of you.”

10.  “Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”

11. “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”

12.  “Oh my god, you’re in love!”

13.  “Can I kill him?” “No…” “Just a little bit?”

14.  “Technically it wasn’t on fire.” “Of course it wasn’t on fire! you completely blew it up!”

15.  “Hand over the girl!” “Not gonna happen.”

16.  “This is why we can’t have nice things!”

17.  “Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do?”

18.  “Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “Don’t care, Shut up.”

19. “This weather is almost as cold as my heart.”

20.  “Well ‘scuse me, your Grand High Fluffiness.”

21. “So you’re the guy who saved my life?”

22.  ‘Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.”

23.  “When is a monster not a monster?” “When you love it.”

24. “You know they’re gonna use the things you love against you.”

25.  “Where is he!” “My lady…” “Answer me!”

26.  “Wanting McDonald’s is not an emergency.”

27.  “Did I say you could make me have feelings for you?”

28.  “I love you.”

29.  “Don’t leave me,”

30.  “Fuck it.”

Request here :) 

I can’t wait for Victor’s Free skate “I’m going to marry Japans’ Ace Yuuri Katsuki” where he wears a full tux, and at the end of the show he proposes to Yuuri again at the kiss and cry. 

I can’t wait for them to be at the podium for the Grand Prix and “Oh look Yuuri, I’m wearing a marriage tux. You have a gold medal. Oh, the judge giving us the medals JUST SO HAPPENS to be verified to marry us. Weird how that works.I wrote my own vows by the way.” 

  • Zwei: Give me the chicken! Come on best owner in the world! Can't you hear me whine? I'm standing on my paws for you! YES! Ruby gave me chicken.
  • Zwei: Oooooh being brushed feels good! Pamper me more Weiss! Yes, I'm a good doggy! I'm a very good dog! Yes I want a treat!
  • Zwei: CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! Awww Blake ran away from me. Maybe if I roll around on her bed, she'll love me back? Yes! Perfect!
  • Zwei: Yang, grrrrr, let go of the rope! Gimmie! It's my toy! Great, now I'm dangling in the air but I'm still not letting this toy go! Yay! You let go! I win! Wait, do you want it back? Ok, lets go again! I love play time!
  • Zwei: Jaune's shoes are the best chew toys! Oh, I think he's looking for them again. Time to pretend I found his shoes. He always pets me for it!
  • Zwei: Nora! Nora! Nora! If I keep staring at you I know you'll give me bits of food from your plate. Mmmm beef! Let me lick your fingers! Do you have anymore? I'll stare at you again until you give me more. Please?
  • Zwei: Throw the stick! YES! I'm running after it! Are you watching, Pyrrah? I got it! It's heavy but I'm bringing back your big stick. Throw the giant Frisbee you have next!
  • Zwei: Naps are always best with Ren, it's always so quiet and he scratches me behind my ears while he reads. He doesn't even mind that I drool on his fancy clothes!
  • Zwei: I love all my owners!
A Week in the Life of a Choices Fan

Monday - Only got till Wednesday! I’ll make it through… right?

Tuesday - Oh god it’s tomorrow I don’t know how I’m going to make it

Wednesday - Reloads the entire day waiting for the chapters. Then freaks out.

Thursday - *only thinks of new things that happened*

Friday - *comes up with so many conspiracy theories*

Saturday - Starting to think I can’t make it to Wednesday again

Sunday - Slightly impatient with too much free time and nothing new to freak out over

*repeat cycle perpetually*

My mothers reaction to episode 3 and 4

“Sarah look!! The opening has more colors”

“We were born to make history”

“Oh! The other two are gonna learn this from him”

“I really love watching that man skate……”

“Don’t be mean to Yukon San”

“Wait yuko is married”

That’s why yuri’s is sexual, cause Victor has the hots for him"

“I believe in you Yuri!!”

“OH MY GOD KISS HIM”

“Oh I get it he’s a virgin that’s why he doesn’t know about Eros”

“Why is he beating them”

“Wait Yuri is 23!! I thought he was 16”

“Oh my Victor has hot buns look at them….go back I want to see them again”

“Wait this poor kid thinks pork cutlet bowels are love???”

“Oh! Did you see the blondes little leg kick?”

“Why are their lips so shiny”

“Drinking until dawn, dumbass”

“This child is so precious….oh my heart”

“I’m so excited for the skating”

“Yuri has to win”

“Yurio has the best expressions”

“It’s gonna be a tie isn’t it?”

*in tears after agape* “this….is so wonderful”

“Why is he hard on himself?? I liked it”

“YURI DONT LET VICTOR GO BACK”

“ARE THEY GONNA KISS BEFORE HE GOES OUT? THATS WHAT HE SHOULD DO….oh they just hug?”

“I love the music”

“OH GOD NO HE FELL”

*clapping* “I knew you could do it YURI”

“Do they tie….tell me?”

“MORE COLORS”

“Oh my god sarah the cat is watching it”

“ BORN TO MAKE HISTORY”

“Why don’t I get dressed like this”

“The colors I love it…oh yes naked men again”

“Like your body is creating music….oh my god are they sleeping together yet?”

“Detroit!! SARAH LOOK WE LIVE THERE”

“Oh my goodness why won’t he stop calling him pig, I hope your mother knows what you are saying”

“Wait is yurio gonna be this woman’s lover”

“DOES HE SKATE YOU WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY? YES OH GOODNESS Yes”

“Pichit? Oh he’s cute!!”

“This woman sounds like aunt Tamara”
(My family is Russian)

“He’s fishing to see if he’s gay”

“Do they kiss yet?”

“Why aren’t they kissing”

“Do they ever kiss?”

“OH! I get it Victor has been in love with him for a long time, he wants Yuri to feel the same way”

“Crap crap crap”

“YURI vs YURI here we go”

“Oh my god yurios jump”

“First and last season for the two yuris….”

“THE NAME OF THE ANIME IT MAKES SENSE

EXO Reactions: A Random Guy Slaps their S/O’s Butt

BTS VERSION

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Baekhyun:

“Omg what an idiot..”

Chanyeol:

He is listening to music when e sees it happen.

“Wait hold the fuck up,did he really just do that?”

Lay:

“Excuse me,I’d like to have a word with you..”

Xiumin:

“Would you like to get beat up?”

Kai:

“I suggest you never do that to anyone again unless you want to regret it.”

Chen:

“You have no decency..”

D.O:

“Come here,I just want to…talk..”

Sehun:

Sarcasm overload.

“Oh my god,well it’s been fun Jagiya,but now you’re going to leave me for this guy,he clearly knows how to win peoples heart,the old  sexually harassing them trick works every time. Oh well,I guess I just like to use tactics that aren’t very popular like asking them out on a date,and if they say yes then I take them out on said date,seeing if we have a mutual attraction and connection then asking for their phone number and taking it slow to make sure it’s what they want. Oh well.”

Suho:

“Go ahead,i’ll just sue you later.”