oh wait i got another

Tsuki's birthday party
  • Kuroo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BADDEST BITCH IN DA CLUB!! I LOVE YOU BABE!
  • Tsuki: Kuroo please...
  • Akaashi: happy birthday day Tsukishima
  • Tsuki: thank you Akaashi
  • Akaashi: now all I need is a room to show you my gift
  • Bokuto: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLASSES-KUN! How old are you now? Like, 12?
  • Bokuto and Kuroo: *attempting to sing happy birthday in Spanish*
  • Kenma: I forgot about your birthday but you can have my apple pie
  • Tsuki: oh... Thank you, you really sho-
  • Kenma: *wipes tears* *sniffles* just take the fuckin pie already
  • Tsuki: I loved the plushy and cake Kuroo thank you they're really lovely
  • Kuroo: oh baby I got another gift waiting for you back at my place~
  • Suga: *throws party hats at him* NO, NO, NO!
  • Suga: h-happy birthday Tsukishima! *sniffle* I can't believe my baby boy's growing so fast *sobs*
  • Tsuki: ...thank you?
  • Suga: *blows his nose*

KYLE: Oh, he got me the poster in the back.
STAN: That’s not all, dude.
KYLE: It’s not?
STAN: Nope, I’ve got another surprise. Wait here.

KYLE: Oh my God!
STAN: Right??
KYLE: Dude, that thing is massive!
KYLE: Where did you even get it??
STAN: The internet.
KYLE: Jesus.

KYLE: I love it, though.
KYLE: Thanks, dude.
STAN: Yeah, no problem.
STAN: What are you gonna name him? Or her.
KYLE: Hmm.
KYLE: Willzyx.
STAN: Knew it.