oh wait i actually can

DazAtsu vs DazAku
  • Atsushi: Dazai-san.. I'm cold..
  • Dazai: Oh no! Here, have my jacket!
  • ...
  • Akutagawa: Dazai-san.. I'm cold..
  • Dazai: Want me to set you on fire?
If you don't

Look at your girl and get this overwhelming feeling of “oh my god, she’s actually mine. I absolutely can’t wait to spend forever with her. My god she’s beautiful” then I’m pretty sure you’re with the wrong girl.
Because I damn sure fall more in love every time I listen to my girl talk and see her. Whether it’s one of our best days yet or a day that’s up in the air. No matter what’s going on, I just want to squeeze her and can’t imagine life without her.
Although there are times I may not do my best or act my best, there’s not a time I’m not thinking about holding her tight and telling her how much I love her…even if I’m not doing it.
If you can’t look at your girl and love the hell out of her or have your rough days but know you’re going to try your best and be your best for the two of you, what are you doing?

Find someone you can’t go a day without.
I promise it’ll all be worth it.
Every single bit.
Love with everything in you.

"The Narrator Is  A Dick" Sentence Starters ( Part One )
  • "Oh my god, I am so sorry! You were suppose to go left before."
  • "You better go left, actually, it turns out that we were dead wrong."
  • "Oh wait, ANOTHER dead end? Are you serious?"
  • "Actually, I can't read it, So uh, good luck with that."
  • "You died, congrats, hero."
  • "Shall we ask her to move, or shall we just kidnap her, place her in the basement, and then kill her very very slowly? I mean, you know, that is ONE way to do it. Or we could just let her live, that is also... also the first choice. I wouldn't recommend the second one, in my opinion. That's just my opinion."
  • "Oh my god, you just chose to kill her. Why did you chose that? Oh my god."
  • "You are a horrible, horrible human being. What is wrong with you? Oh my god. This is disgusting, what is wrong with you right now? You sicken me, you absolutely sicken me."
  • "I'd love to help you out, but I think I left my wallet in the fridge."
  • "You decided to go work at the strip club like the whore you are."
  • "Oh my god, you're doing a good job with this."
  • "That's what I like to see."
  • "Keep shaking that ass, you whore!"
  • "Oh my god, I feel a bit funny now..."
  • "Okay, okay, okay- just... just NO. That was- NO. Just NO, that was messed up! Just... oh god, what have you done?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Huh, looks like someone left a bunch of money on the ground."
  • "Well, lets go pick it up and see what happens."
the shannara chronicles: a character study
  • wil: like an old motown singer, just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.
  • amberle: you wanna see how hardcore i am?! *punches wall* drive me to the hospital.
  • eretria: *beez in the trap plays dramatically in distance*
  • allanon: this is sacred ground, watered with tears of blood.
  • bandon: i see dead people.
  • ander: i'm not like regular uncles, i'm a cool uncle.
  • arion: oh i just can't wait to be king.
  • eventine: *actual love child of legolas and gimili*
Writing problems, prompt meme edition
  • Like this ship but can’t understand any of the characters’ perspectives……
  • Is being a detached narrator an actual thing  wtf
  • OH wait I can just put a third character there and call it a day
  • Wrote like 2k words in one sitting but at what cost
  • I feel dizzy and I’m not sure what I’m even typing anymore
  • Suddenly, this content is too morally dubious to be posted here
  • Is someone gonna fucking murder me if I write 1ppov again, do people still hate that or   can I just     yknow
  • People asking for the same prompt for different ships ???/??????? what do

contrasinfonia  asked:

hi! carnation, violet, azalea

hi, lovely! :~). how’s your day going?

carnation and violet have been already answered.

azalea: what’s a movie you cried while watching?
♡ oh maaaan i’m a very very emotional person i tend to cry watching many movies oops but a movie that has made me cried like no other (and that includes crying for about two hours after it ended, yes two hours, no jokes here) was hachi: a dog’s tale! such a beautiful yet sad story and the fact that hachiko actually existed OH MY GOD i- can’t wait to go to japan and visit hachiko’s statue and grave and w HY ARE DOGS LIKE THIS, they’re the most beautiful, loyal, magnificent, kindest creatures on the planet, we don’t deserve them! i’m sorry you asked about a movie and now i’m here talking about dogs but it’s just- i love them so much!!

anonymous asked:

I just wanna say it's perfectly fine, you taking your time and all. It gives you guys a chance to interact with the community you've created and though it's trash (freaking Bee movie au omfg) we're all trash. Together. My favorite thing about you two is that unlike a lot of the MM blogs I've seen, you constantly interact with your fans and I love it, and I'm gonna be bold and say we all love it. Relax, and take your time. No need to stress 626, it's fine. We can wait. ~Childhood Friends Anon

Oh my god?? I actually teared up at this thank you so much

I’m always really anxious about how you all perceive us, and making sure you’re all really happy and it takes a pretty big toll on me and just wow

Hearing this just makes it worth it and helps me out a lot.

We absolutely love interacting with everyone because we want y’all to know that there are human beings behind the blog and we’re always here to make friends, be here if you need us, give advice, or anything of the sort- not just write for you guys

(And to those replying to the update post, telling us that its alright, thank you so much, it really really means a lot and just wow)

Y’all are so nice and I’m so happy to have you all as followers

Let’s all be trash together. <3 ~Admin 404

(626 has asked me to let you know that she appreciates this very much, and it’s just what she needed to get through the day)

stanzi-manzi replied to your post “me: oh boy i can’t wait to watch this video suggesting actual quality…”

omg this was like when i saw one of those about best opera arias and a. the person did not know what an aria was and b. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WAS ON THE LIST like no disrespect to phantom but. um. uM.

ksjdfg,M<ANSDF GOD…..like……..it’s a great musical but i wouldn’t classify it as an opera ? whom knows like idk much abt opera maybe im dumb But Like…..i know the feeling like ive watched so many horror movie list things and they’re always like “and the best horror movie is…………..the bye bye man” and im just like please let me rest

The signs as relatable cosplay moments
  • Aries: I just bought this wig online and it's not the right color I'm going to SCREAM
  • Taurus: Crap I just stabbed myself with a needle and now there's blood on my costume
  • Cancer: Showing pictures of your cosplay to everyone you know at least 4 times
  • Leo: Wow this wig is amazing. It's super soft and it's like really lightweight. ...Oh wait, that's my actual hair
  • Virgo: Okay but I can't just put on a shirt and a wig like I've got to get the colored contacts and the exact brand of boots and I have to be the best cosplayer there but I have only two days to do it
  • Libra: Startling yourself when you look in the mirror because you didn't recognize yourself
  • Scorpio: This building is way too cold. Like I've got three square inches of clothes on I'm gonna die
  • Sagittarius: This building is way too hot. I'm wearing three different layered sweaters and boots and a wig I'm gonna die
  • Capricorn: ...I've spent three hundred dollars on this costume and it's only half done.
  • Aquarius: What compelled me to cosplay as this character in the first place I can't even remember
  • Pisces: Siri, does Walmart sell vampire fangs, purple sunglasses, a plunger, or a really tall top hat