oh wait i actually can

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it kind of amuses me that every time I see a victuuri angel/demon au it’s always ‘innocent angel yuuri’ and 'seductive demon victor’ bc yall are forgetting that the gpf is an actual thing that happened. I mean, sure, your little innocent angel yuuri katsudon katsuki got drunk off his ass, stripped, pole danced, seduced the figure skating legend, and then left him for months to die of blue balls bc he forgot all about it in the morning like some inconsequential fling he has dozens of

like, come on now 

alksjklajska shit in this fandom gets so wild im laughunginag

there’s a healthy mlm relationship between two lovely characters

and yet the ship with the gremlin teen who’s barely mature enough to pick his own clothes and the 18-yr-old he talked to on screen for like 2 minutes is just as popular 

two guys who have not Once showed attraction toward other genders are widely hc’d as [add sexuality here] and whomstever DARES to challenge that is bitemyclitorislongassacronymherefuckwheresmybreadphobic

it’s almost like,,,,,,,,,people really want gay ships,,,,that is until they become real. until they’re tangible and in your face. in that case, nah. not good enough. not exciting enough. gremlin weirdass ship it is

and it’s ALMOST LIKE you don’t get to use bi rep or any other rep as an excuse to make explicitly gay characters y’know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Not Gay

i actually cant believe a ‘minor attracted person’ community exists

oh wait i can actually cos this is tumblr and anything goes not matter how many times u report these blogs nothing fucking happens and they’re able to continue to post kiddie porn and attempt to justify their “kinks”

apparently ‘non contact’ maps are harmless members of society like no… children shouldn’t be sexualised by anyone… the fact that u have those thoughts makes u a fuckin pedophile and it makes u sexually attracted to children and therefore attracted to their vulnerability and innocence and even if u dont act on this, u can still think about acting on it and therefore u will always have the capabilities of doing so.

let kids be kids! only a sick person would take joy in fantasising about destroying their innocence. it doesn’t matter if you’re out raping the kids youre so attracted to or not like BEING ATTRACTED TO THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE IS WRONG and its not a fucking mental illness god that excuse is so disrespectful to those who actually suffer any form of mental illness/ disability

the police need to be on this shit. cos thinking this way abt children is fickjng gross and cruel, let alone actively blogging and attempting to justify pedophilia. it. is. disgusting.

High School Band AU: Chapter One

Here it is! I almost forgot this was ready, just waiting to be posted. Hope you like it!



“Well, that was disappointing…”

“You’re being too polite. That was awful.”

“I knew holding auditions would be stupid. You made me waste the whole week on this.”

“One week that you couldn’t skip class to jerk off to whatever weird shit you’re into, Saeran…”

“Shut up before I’ll break this pretty face of yours, Zen.”

“Ah, come on guys, let’s not fight right now, we have bigger problems right now?”

“Yoosung is right, nobody met our expectations, we still don’t have a vocalist and the festival is in less than a month…”

“Can’t we really ask Rika to come back? “

“I talked to V about this. She’s still recovering.”

“From what? From her diva tantrum?”

“Saeran, don’t even start, please…”

“No, fuck that! Is she still sensitive because she realized she’s not that perfect and she doesn’t have her boyfriend to cover up for her anymore? Come on, I can’t be the only one thinking about this! Saeyoung, some help here?”

“Oh, I don’t have a vote here, I’m just the DJ, or at least that’s what she said…”

“I’ll take that as a help. See? That girl has a major diva complex!”

“Saeran, don’t talk about my cousin like that, please.”

Okay, you’re pretty sure by now you shouldn’t be listening to this conversation. What were you even thinking? Coming here was a stupid idea, entering by the wrong door was a stupid idea, even considering this audition was stupid! Mental note: never let yourself be hypnotized by a pair of dreamy eyes! That is how you mother got pregnant, right? You giggle, your mom is pretty funny when she’s not running away to follow her frustrated dreams from her teenage days…

“Guys? I found one more!” you’re taken aback by this redhead guy pointing to you behind the curtains. Shit! “Aren’t you a little late?” he asks playfully.

“I… got lost.” You say, trying to avoid his gaze. “Anyway, I’m going now…” you try to turn your back on him, but he grabs your hand and leads you to the stage. “W-wait, I… I don’t…”

“Don’t be shy! Hey, guys, look what I found!” he points at you in a exaggerated way. Did he really just call you a “what”?

You find six pairs of eyes staring at you. Five guys and one girl look at you curiously, as if you were some kind of alien or something.

“What’s your name?” the brunette one asks without any expression in his face or voice.

“Hum… MC.”

“Okay, hum MC, what are you going to sing?” the brunette puts his pen on a paper waiting for your answer. He’s… scary, he looks like a teacher.

“I… I, okay, this was a misunderstanding. I was… I was trying to find the magician club.” Is there a magician club? Shit! Why can’t you even lie properly right now?

“The magician club has meetings on Wednesdays.” The blond one states and smiles sweetly, oh… maybe this one is nicer.

“Don’t act like the magician club is cool, Yoosung.” The silver haired one scoffs, gaining a glare from the blond one. “Are you lost, sweetie? Maybe I can help you…” oh, wait! This one you actually know, he was in the musical theater club too, what was his name again?

“Ugh, there he goes again…” this other redhead groans and mutters, giving quick annoyed glances to you. Oh… so this one next to you and that one are twins, okay.

“Yes, Zen. Let’s focus. What are you going to sing?” the girl finally says something, she looks more patient than the brunette one, but she is also pretty intimidating, and her haircut is cool!

“I… am not going to sing. This was a mistake. I should get going…”

“Are you scared? Don’t be! We won’t bite… well, maybe I will, but that can wait…” the redhead with glasses wiggles his eyebrows looking at you. “Haha, I’m just joking! You should see your face right now…”

“I’m not scared and I’m going! Sorry for taking your time, this was a misunderstanding.”

“You’re already here, why don’t you sing?” the brunette says, looking at you, you can see a little annoyance on his features.

“I… I can’t sing. I don’t know how.”

“Yes, you do! I know you! You were on the musical theater club! I remember you, quiet weird girl sitting in the back just doing backing vocal… do you remember me?” how could you forget Zen and his brutal honesty?

“I do…”

“So you can sing!” the blond one says and everybody stares at you again… that was stupid! That was so fucking stupid of you!

“I can, but I… I… look, this was stupid, okay?”

“Yeah, no shit!” the redhead without glasses scoffs.

“Excuse me?” you ask, did he interrupt you to make fun of you?

“You were hiding, listening to our conversation, then pretends you’re all innocent and shy when we catch you and keep lying to us even when we already know you’re lying! Come on, this is very stupid.”

“I agree with Saeran. This already took too much of our time.” The brunette one says, everybody look at him surprised and nod. Oh, you get it, he’s the leader, and the redhead there is pissing you off!

“So, if you’re not going to sing because you’re a scared little girl, just go away already!”

“I’m not scared! And you’re really rude, dude! Go get laid and release all this puberty stress!” oh no, you didn’t! Everybody looks at… what’s his name? Saeran, right? But you look to the other twin still by your side.

“I tell him the same every day, can you believe?” he says to you, smiling.

“SHUT UP!” oh… he’s… red, he’s blushing. You broke the little punk wannabe! Okay… this satisfied you more that you would care to admit.

“Then, if you’re not scared, will you sing or do we have to waste more time?” the brunette is the only one who didn’t show any reaction to your little argue with Saeran.

“Why do you keep talking about time? Do you have somewhere to go?” you ask. Jesus! You won one, you can’t be risking yourself like this.

“We’re still waiting for you to sing.” See? You knew you wouldn’t win twice on this.

“Fair enough. I’ll make you forget the place you had to be.” You just hear some uhhhs from Zen and the nice redhead, and the brunette smirks at you:

“Let’s see what you got.” Is that a challenge? Interesting…

“I should… get out of here. This is about to catch fire.” The redhead jumps out of the stage.

“Hi. My name is MC and I’ll be singing ‘I’m the Greatest Star’ from the musical Funny Girl.”

“This isn’t a musical theater audition…” the brunette is still smirking.

“Nobody said what kind of music I should sing. Does anyone here oppose to me singing this one?”  everybody nodded negatively, you noticed the girl looked a little excited, did she like the song or was she happy to see the band’s leader losing his control over them?

“Very well, so I won’t oppose either. Let’s hear it! Do you need any support? Yoosung can play the piano or Saeyoung can give you a base.”

“I’ll sing acapella.” Since you already made tons of stupid decisions, why not add one more?

“Do as you please. Saeyoung, the lights.” So the nice redhead’s name is Saeyoung, and he promptly lights up the stage, you feel a shiver as you can’t see any of their faces right now…

“Whenever you’re ready, sweetheart!” that’s Zen’s voice, you notice how excited he is.

You close your eyes, take a deep breath… and your voice come out.

“I got 36 expressions, sweet as pie to tough as leather, and that’s six expressions more than all those… Baltimore’s put together… Instead of just kicking me, why don’t they give me a lift? It must be a plot! Cause they’re scared that I got… such a gift? Well, I’ll nift!”

The thing about this song is that she has a lot of variations disguised as this little humor gimmicks, so… yeah, it wasn’t the greatest choice to an audition for a band, but hey! You’re having fun! Yes, this is fun, this is… natural, somehow. And the fact you can’t see their faces make you feel like it’s just you against the lights in the whole world.

Zen is smirking, as if he knew about this hidden treasure before all of them. Yeah, he just refuted the fact you couldn’t sing because he knew, he can trace talent even if it’s hidden behind a secondary role on a musical theater play. And as soon as you stepped in that stage, he knew exactly who they were about to deal with… well, at least musically, he had no idea that quiet girl could be that…spirituous. Confronting Jumin like that was bold, and he likes bold girls…

Yoosung is hypnotized. You look and sing like an angel, it’s so different from Rika, but the sweetness and this expressiveness are the same. Also, you look a little intimidating at first, but he’s pretty sure you’re very sweet and nice, he noticed this at the moment you smiled at him and the little fact about the magician club. Also, nobody that sings like that can be less than adorable, yes, h barely knows you, he already adores you.

If this was a cartoon, Jaehee’s eyes would have dollar signs in it. You sing well, you have a cute face… maybe they can sell tickets or get some gigs with you and finally make some profit out of this… hobby. Also, she loves Funny Girl, what an interesting choice… you’re… interesting. She’s curious about you, and she rarely gets curious…

Saeyoung is smiling, he was rooting for you the minute he found you backstage. He can’t explain, he just… liked you, he wanted to know what you were up to. Was that whole scene part of your number? You’re such a drama queen, he loves it! Yes, he’s already thinking about the costumes he can put on you, you will look so cool and cute… also, you made his brother blush, you’re already his favorite person in the world. Even if you don’t join the band, he wants to hang out with you…

Saeran was mad. You were so sassy, he doesn’t like sassy girls, he was rooting for you to sing really bad, but… what the fuck? You are actually great!? Ugh… just remembering the way you defied him make his blood boil. Stupid little talented  bitch… and you’re cute too? UGHHHH, you’re trouble, aren’t you? You’re making him feel troubled.

Jumin is still smirking, he just needed this confirmation on something he knew from the moment you confronted him: it was you. It had to be you, no one else. “ So this is the girl V warned me about, interesting…”



Prologue | Chapter Two    

Yes! After I don’t want to count how many Jewel Packs, Jewlie came home! My second MR Jewel. This is the only black colored Jewel so far I believe.

Today I tried out both of these Jewels in the arcade, and the Jewlie one is undeniably better. Probably the best Jewel I have!

The Dressing Pafe+Nino Jewel is a coord bonus Jewel. It adds 800 to your coord score.

The Jewlie Jewel is a character Jewel, but it’s not like other character Jewels. Usually level 60 character Jewels (like most Kami Jewels) give an 800 base bonus which is bumped to 1100 if you use the designated character. But with this one it doesn’t matter if you’re using Jewlie or not (ahah you literally can’t anyway) it gives you the full 1100 bonus even with a MyChara.

This means, with Hikari now a Kami Idol and with this Jewel…

I CAN FINALLY USE NIGHTLIGHT IN THE GRANDPRIX WITHOUT SACRIFICING POINTS!!! YEAH!!

  • me: (arrives back home) it’s time to revive my blog with new gifs
  • laptop: (breaks)
  • me: never mind then

anonymous asked:

You're right, right after exo started their promotion, sm released snsd teaser.. I am soshi but well... I can't wait for snsd comeback!!!😢😢😢

Oh you actually remember that anon!! I feel special omg. But yeah SNSD is coming and it will over take Korea. Knets are even excited about it.. Im shocked lol 

But honestly this is gonna be SM’s more profitable and busiest year and they’ll be dominating the charts back to back to back and I love it.

  • NCT Units are gonna have comebacks, plus with one win already. I give them another two comebacks. One for NCT 127, NCT Dream and maybe a new unit debut? Who knows if that will happen.
  • Red Velvet have had two comebacks and will most likely have one more comeback near the end of the year and have two concerts and already have 4+ wins for each comeback they had.
  • BoA. Queen’s comeback was lit as fuck and I want more.
  • EXO is coming back hard and I’m expecting 5+ wins for this comeback plus they have more concerts for the year and probably another winter comeback for the fans like they usually have.
  • I don’t like SNSD personally, they have great talents, and each are great in other areas of entertainment as well. Like acting and modeling. Korea’s Girl Group is coming back and I expect a lot of wins go to them and it’ll be SNSD for a while everywhere you go. It’s their 10 year so if they don’t go big it’ll be slightly disappointing cause not a lot of groups make it to 10 years.
  • Super Junior comeback!!!! Like I have no words for this honestly it’s gonna be good.
  • SHINee comeback obviously and a ton of promos to do before next year when they start their military service.. I might go cry after I post this cause they were my first kpop group.
  • See lots of rumors say that f(x) is coming back in the late fall/winter?? Honestly I hope so but each girl has their own schedules.
  • TVXQ IS COMING BACK AND RUMOR HAS IT THEY HAVE A TOUR AND IM HERE FREAKING OUT CAUSE I KNOW ITS GONNA BE LIT.
  • SM STATION singles, most likely will release another cd of those songs if not at the end of this year then the beginning of next.
Black. Sirius Black.

Plot: You inviting Young!Sirius Black to a muggle party and he thinks that it was some kind of ball.

Word count: 822

Warnings: Some bullying and highly aggravated language.


“Hey Sirius!”

“Hey y/n, wassup?”

“Nothing, actually. Oh wait, I forgot to tell you, Can you come by to my house this coming first day of break? I’m throwing a party.”

“Alright. I’ve memorized your address by now. See ‘ya next week.”

“Right. Where’s the other Marauders?”

“I don’t know. By the way, y/n, who’s your date at the party?”

“What? Sirius, no. No dates at all.”

“Okay. Dateless party. Bye!”

“Okay. I gotta be moving by now. Inform the other Marauders!”

“I will!”

Sirius waited anxiously by the door as he heard loud and booming music. A thought came across his mind. What kind of party is this? This is informal. Mother never told me about informal parties. He rung the doorbell once again and then he heard a loud sound again of someone stumbling through the door. You opened it, and he was surprised you weren’t wearing a gorgeous ball gown or some kind of formal attire. He felt his jaw drop open.

Instead you were wearing a casual fashionable shirt and some jeans, and you looked like you just have taken a shot. You look at Sirius head to toe, confused. You frowned at him. He was also confused.

“Sirius, what in the motherfuck of Merlin are you wearing?” You asked. He returned the frown on you. “A tie? A formal suit?”

“How about you, what in the motherfuck of Merlin are you wearing, y/n? That’s too exposing! You know what, here, take my robe. And what is this party? Loud music! And look at their dancing, it’s–” You cut Sirius off with your laughter. “Is something funny?”

“You thought it was a ball! Oh, Sirius. I should’ve explained. James and the others are very drunk, you can see.” You took his robe you offered and wrapped it around your body. You pull Sirius inside, people haven’t noticed a latecomer. They were too busy. Sirius observed everything, how it was dark and only colorful lights were scattering and there was a dim pink light illuminating the room. “Sirius, this is a muggle party.”

“They’re too hyper it makes my head ache.” He said. He was busy observing until a guy spilled his beer and stumbled over him. He hissed at the boy. The boy hissed at him back. “You manwhore, what the fuck?”

“Whoa, Sirius, calm down!” You said. You got in between of the two boys as the other boy stood up. He pointed his finger at Sirius, looking what he’s dressed. He laughs for a second. “Brandon, get the fuck out here.”

“Is that your little boyfriend y/n? That man who has no taste of fashion and dresses up like an old man in a lit as hell party?” He laughs again. His other goons laughed too. Sirius’s anger raged all around his body. He was about to get his wand but then you gave him a look of warning. “I bet he has a small dick and can’t even punch that hard.”

“Brandon, fuck out of here.” You warned him. He raises his cup and laughed again “I’m going to have to kick your crotch outside if you don’t. I’m warning you.”

“Oh my God, I am scared!” He said in an annoyingly high pitched voice, mocking you. You look at Sirius and stepped back. “Y/n’s scared? I knew I’d be getting some of that ass. You know you’d be loving that when I make you yourself, y/n when I fuck you.”

Sirius punched him as the boy yelped in pain. Sirius had his teeth gritted, fist balled just as soon as he made the sexual comment. He was in great jeopardy, he knew that.

“Okay Sirius, let’s go.” You said. You grabbed Sirius’s hand and walked away. You look at him again. “Let’s make your suit worth…”

That time, everything slowed down for the two of them. You shouted at the DJ to play some slow song. He did your request, he played some slow song you’ve heard in the radio one day. You couldn’t recall the title. Every couple or even single people partnered up, and started dancing.

“Oi, what the fuck? Hey Remus, I think we should dance too!” You hear a faint shout from behind. Both you and Sirius laugh because you two knew it was James. Then you became serious again. He looks at you in the eye and extends his arms to you.

“May I dance you, you pretty mademoiselle?” Sirius said with a very convincing smile. You return it as you took his hand and spun around, leaning on to Sirius afterwards. You spun again as you both started to slow dance.

“Surely, mister..?” You pretended not to know. His smile wasn’t fading.

“Black.” He said softly. “Sirius Black.”

cemizu  asked:

I actually can't wait for the last comic to be voiced (eventually), so I can get punched in the heart with voices too. Also 10/10, would buy that Tracer Hoodie!! And as much as I like to see Tracer in a suit... How about Amelie? What do you think suits (pun intended) her more? (But then again, everyone looks good in a nice suit)

I think everyone would look good in a well tailored suit~ Even Amélie! ^^

But I think she sincerely likes dresses and gowns~ They come in so many colors, designs/styles, types of fabrics - the possibilities are endless! As a professional ballerina, she naturally moves with a lot of poise and grace so she feels very comfortable and confident in them. ;) I think Amélie is very stylish and can make almost anything look good on her..but she can be absolutely ethereal in a dress! <3