oh thomas darling

anonymous asked:

For the little head canons, Tom finding your Tumblr?? thanks love :)

oh gOSH I DON’T WANNA THINK ABOUT THIS

  • you’d be sitting in the living room one evening on the couch with tom, your legs outstretched and strewn across his lap and one of his arms resting across your legs 
  • you’d both be mindlessly scrolling through social media (as he normally does) with netflix running in the background 
  • as he refreshes his twitter notifications, one particular one would catch his eye 
  • “OH MY GOD @TOMHOLLAND1996 I DIDN’T KNOW Y/N HAD A FAN PAGE FOR YOU AHHHH” 
  • and there’d be a link attached 
  • he wouldn’t even say anything to you
  • but he’d look over at you to make sure you weren’t paying attention to him
  • he’d tap on the link and he’d have to cover his mouth with his hand to keep from laughing
  • the link went to a tumblr page, clearly a fan account for him, a rather old selfie of you occupying the screen
  • captioned: “when is tom holland gonna wife me up??”
  • he snorted, trying to conceal his laugh 
  • you’d notice his arm was moved from your legs and that he was now covering his face
  • “what’s so funny over there, holland?”
  • “nothing, darling, just a funny tweet a fan sent me” 
  • and you’d go back about your instagram scrolling
  • meanwhile he’d click on your icon to go your full tumblr page 
  • he’d read every single post 
  • he also screenshotted a lot of them too 
  • then tom came across a smut post that you had reblogged and captioned on it, “FUCK ME, THOMAS STANLEY HOLLAND” 
  • and he’d just lose it
  • he hasn’t laughed this hard in a long time 
  • it would gain your attention pretty quickly
  • “oh my gosh, tom, what is so funny??”
  • homeboy is laughing so hard he can’t talk, he’d just toss his phone towards you 
  • he’s literally this: 
  • when your eyes landed on what was occupying the screen, recognizing the layout of the blog your face turned RED 
  • “WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS”
  • he’s still laughing
  • you swipe out of the page quickly, not wanting him to see anymore
  • when he regains his composure, he looks at you very seriously
  • “FUCK ME THOMAS STANLEY HOLLAND” 
  • and he just starts reciting little comments he found on your blog 
  • “when is tom holland gonna wife me up” 
  • “ThOMAS SHUT UP” 
  • “i’d really like to sit on tom holland’s fa-” 
  • “THOMAS OH MY GOD” 
  • “Darling you said it, not me” 
  • you’d just groan, your cheeks still flushed with embarrassment and hide your face in your hands
  • he’d giggle and make his way closer to you till he was practically laying on you
  • “i think it’s adorable” 
  • “i think you’re annoying, i’m deleting that tomorrow” 

LMAO GOD I’D DIE IF THIS HAPPENED 

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get to know me meme — [3/5] favourite female characters
alisha daniels
“Your mum has never met a girl like me.”

Take my hand, we’re facing this together - Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Warnings: swearing, people are not nice to reader
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Originally posted by spnassbuttsunited

You sighed loudly, looking in the mirror. Dressed in a dress that wouldn’t attract many attention, and you would wear your big hat that would hide your face from the other people at the cabinet battle. Thomas insisted that you went with him, but you rather stayed home.

‘Hun, we’re leaving! Are you ready?’ Thomas yelled from downstairs and you grabbed your coat and hat.

‘I’m coming!’ You yelled back, glancing one more time in the mirror. Hopefully nobody would say anything to you like they had done the last time.

Your husband, Thomas, was waiting downstairs, dressed in his purple coat and he smiled at you, kissing your cheek.

‘Why did you change your clothes? You looked perfect already, mon amour?’ He asked while you stepped in the carriage.

‘I spilled some tea on it.’ You lied, sitting closer to Thomas. He put an arm around you.

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