oh thomas!

Okay but Ophelia totally has gay shirts and Jules doesnt know that she not straight so Jules is like gotta get over this little crush bc it aint gonna happen, then O wears a shirt thats like “straight outta the closet” and Jules just kinda stops in her tracks and is like “oh”

  • Eleanor: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
  • Blaire (@choicestrash): Uh, Eleanor, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.
  • Eleanor: Oh.
  • Simon: Double pepperoni!
  • Thomas: I'm not eating meat!
  • Simon: There's no meat in pepperoni!
  • ~ Dedicated to @choicestrash! ~
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“A game of chess, where France is Queen and Kingless”

”Enough. Hamilton is right”

“But sir, do we not fight for freedom?“

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ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT~!
Who got a new obsession?
Yeah..it’s me
MORE TO COME

This Valentines Day
  • Whether you're spending it longing
  • Fisherman: Would you stop putting chocolates in the ocean? You're probably poisoning the dolphins!
  • Angelica: I DONT CARE HE NEEDS TO KNOW I REMEMBERED HIM
  • Laughing
  • Laurens: Okay, way way mon amay Jeh mapple Lafayette?
  • Lafayette: *chokes on drink*
  • Working
  • Mulligan: If someone asks me to sew one more pair of god damn assless chaps for another "valentines day surprise" I'm swear to god
  • Traveling
  • Madison: Sir you smell like you haven't showered in weeks
  • Jefferson: I know isn't France great
  • Or even mourning
  • Burr: Dear Theodosia, what to say to you...
  • Just remember th-
  • *cough*
  • Just reme-
  • *cough*
  • What is that loud coughing nois-
  • Peggy: AND PEGGY!
  • Oh, right! Ahem
  • Or even being forgotten
  • Peggy: Finally thank y- heYWAITASEC-
  • JUST remember that no matter how you're spending your Valentine's Day
  • Eliza: *opens door to Alexander with a half eaten box of chocolate*
  • You're always loved
  • Hamilton: Mmrph?
  • Eliza: *sigh* I love you too honey
  • ~<3
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Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to the Ham4Ham show from the White House. We’re here with the great honor of the President’s own band, a.k.a. the Marine Band. (x)