oh this was supposed to be private

Secret Revealed

prompt: Combination of: · Okay now I really need to see Batmom and Batman fighting at a league meeting and someone(maybe Question?) calling out their bs, and An imagine where the justice league guy members shamelessly flirts with batmom just to rile batman up and he snaps when superman does it? He’s all like wrapping his arms around her waist and says : my wife not yours mine" and ·Can I have one on what would happen if Green Arrow sees Batmom for the first time and not knowing who she is turns to Jason -who had been standing next to him- and ask if Batmom is single?

AN: Cute and fluffy!

Words: 845


       Clark sits down in the seat next to yours and smiles, before reaching out to take your hand. You raise one eyebrow in question but don’t pull your hand back just yet. “So, I was thinking we could have dinner tonight. I know this restaurant by the sea, really nice place.”

          You bite back a laugh before looking over your shoulder to find Bruce standing just a few feet away, his eyes focused on you and Clark. He’s not the only one though, the rest of the league are staring as well.

          You lean in close and ask, “What did my husband do to tick you off this time, Kent?”

          Clark just smiles and says, “I have to write the wedding announcements for the next month because I disagreed with him over something. Plus, this also payback for all those fake fights I’ve had to endure over the years.”

          “How about I get you back on sports and I turn you down gently?”

          He grins, “I’ll take what I can get.”

          You lean back in your chair and say, “Sorry Superman, I’ve got plans.”

          “That doesn’t answer the question Hell Cat.” You turn to face Ollie, who’s grinning at you.

          You raise an eyebrow in question “And what answer are you looking for?”

          “That yes you’re single, and that yes you’re free Friday night, because I know this unbelievable little restaurant in Milan.”

          Your eyes flash to Bruce. His teeth are clenched and the look in his eyes is enough to make Jason back slowly away.

          You frown, “Sorry, I’m busy that night too.” Your eyes slide to Clark who’s trying so hard not to laugh.

          “So who’s taken up all your free nights Hell Cat?” You turn to Hal, who is leaning against the wall. “Cause when I asked you out last month, you were busy then too.”

          You take a deep breath and say, “Well you see boys, I’m married with two kids, so that doesn’t leave a lot of room for dating.”

          There’s a moment of silence before the men burst out in laughter. The few women in the room however are studying you closely. Huntress in particular has a knowing glint in her eye.

          The laughter is still going on when Question sneaks into the room. More often than not, the man would have gone unnoticed. He’s good at sneaking around, you’ll give him that. Helena’s grin just widens before she calls out, “Question.” The man just stops and turns towards his girlfriend. His hands are in his pocket, but he’s giving her his full attention. “Truth or Lie, Hell Cat over there is married with two kids.”

          The answer comes immediately “Truth. Hell Cat is married to the Batman. They have two adopted children, Nightwing formerly known as Robin, and the current Robin. They’ve kept their relationship hidden among the League for the past eight years, simply because they found it fun to mess with people’s minds. If someone were to look close however, they’d notice that the fights they put on never lasted more than twenty minutes, and they always left together. Their children find it infuriating.”

          There’s this stunned silence before Jason cries out, “Finally!” Then spins on his toes to face Green Arrow, “My mother is not single, stay the hell away from her!”

          You ignore the surprised faces of the Leaguers in favor of Question. “When did you figure it out?”

          “My second week. I noticed that your fights, while entertaining, never subtracted from the quality of a meeting, meaning it never interfered with something that needed to be done. In the case of a crisis there would be not contention on either of your parts, even if the two of you had argued about it previously. My theory was confirmed when I spotted the two of you making out in a dark corner.”

          You hear Jason groan, “Oh come on! I’m supposed to be the teenager here, not you two.” Then he turns around to leave the room and says, “If you need me, I’ll be on the phone with Nightwing telling him that everything has finally been exposed.”

          You smile as your eyes slide to the women in the room, mainly Shayera and Vixen, who are grinning at you. You grin before asking, “Yes?”

          Shayera grins, “You’ve been holding out on us.”

          Vixen nods, “All those girl’s nights out over the years, and you never told a story.”

          “Not every day a girl kisses the Batman. Spill.”

          You smirk and say, “That’s private,” before mouthing the words ‘next girl’s night out.” That seems to satisfy them.

          Standing up you stretch and walk over to Bruce. “Let’s grab our traumatized son and go home now.”

          “Grab Jason, I’ll be there in a minute.”

          You shrug and walk out of the room. Bruce turns to Clark who’s still smiling before he says, “You can have your sports section back, but you’re covering nothing but golf, chess, and badminton for the next three months.” Clark’s smile fades and all Bruce says is, “My wife, not yours.”

Rotten Judgement - part 7

AU!Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Hercules!AU After selling your soul to save your lover’s life, you become one of the Lord of the Underworld’s slave. Bucky is obsessed with one thing: collecting hearts. But why?

Word Count:1,985

Warnings: the usual - more or less

A/N: Happy Bastille Bay to those who celebrate it! Thank you all for sticking with the story :) Hope you enjoy this part!

Rotten Judgement - Masterpage

Bucky kept you against his chest and pressed his forehead against yours, begging you to wake up. Pierce threw the bloody knife at his feet and the blade stuck to the ground. From the corner of his eye, he noticed Steve, Sam and Clint outside the restaurant. The three heroes warily entered the room, their eyes scanning the area.

“I was too late to save her,” Pierce said solemnly. “He killed her.”

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They’re kind of assholes - Superboy x Reader (Batsis)

This is kind of a part two of “You’re kind of an asshole”, the aftermath of it all. Like now, Conner and the reader (Batman’s daughter) professed their love for each other, and it’s not to everyone’s taste. Not to name anyone but…Bruce and Clark are not ok with this. Anyway, hope you’ll like it : 

PART 1 PART 3

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Batman was not happy. Not happy at all.

Superman either actually. 

They were both sitting at a table in the Watchtower’s common room, sulking and brooding (when Diana asked what was happening to Clark, as she was used to Broody Bruce, he just groaned in return and she kinda just understood that this was about you and the boy). With a scoff and a sip of his coffee, your father says : 

-This isn’t going to work.

-I know, it’s too weird. 

-I caught him in her room a few nights ago, God only know what would have happened if I didn’t came in when I did. 

-Oh please, no details. We’re talking about your daughter, whom I consider my dear niece, and my…clone. It’s just too weird ! 

-Yeah well you would be even more weirded out if you had caught them making out on her desk ! 

-Bruce, stop. Seriously. This is making me uncomfortable. 

-And you think I’m comfortable with this ? Because if you do you’re wrong. I hate it. It’s my little girl we’re talking about ! 

Diana, who was coming back from the coffee machine with a warm cup, cannot help herself and has to say : 

-You are aware that you’re daughter is an adult right ? And that when Dick started to date Barbara you didn’t say anything, even though she’s older than him. Or when Jason or Tim st…

-I know she’s an adult ! That’s the problem ! She’s growing up too fast ! And it’s not the same than with the boys…

Diana loses her amused grin, and with a very serious expression, stare at the Bat and says :

-Oh ? And how is it different ? Because she’s a girl you have to protect her more ? Or she can’t go out because of her sex ? By Hades Bruce I thought you were more open minded than that ! 

Your father just looks away and grumbles an answer no one understands. 

He knows it’s ridiculous. He knows he shouldn’t be worried, as he knows that Conner is a good man. He knows you’re an adult and are capable of taking your own decisions but…you’re also his little girl. And he doesn’t actually have a good excuse as to why he wants to protect you more dating wise than his sons…Even though Dick is the one that always end up falling in love way too fast and having his heart broke ! 

In front of him, Clark doesn’t hold Diana’s gaze either (neither him or Bruce would dare to, and besides, when she was annoyed like that, it was better to just look away and shut up), but he has the same thoughts than his friend. He wants to protect you, and for some reasons, deep down, he just can’t find the strength to trust Conner, even though the boy proved himself worthy multiple times…

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  • Qrow: Winter, how's it going?
  • Winter: Well, well, well, if it isn't my least favorite drunkard.
  • Qrow: You have a list? My my, it seems you have a type.
  • Ironwood: Qrow how did you get in here-
  • Winter: And it seems you have a habit of picking fights with me.
  • Ironwood: Winter this is a private meeting. Qrow shouldn't even know-
  • Qrow: What can I say? *takes a swig* I'm an angry drunk.
  • Winter: That's going to kill you someday. You know that, right? Oh, and I suppose the alcohol might do a number on you, too.
  • Ironwood: Winter, Qrow, this is a matter of national security-
  • Qrow: That sounded like a threat. *Draws weapon*
  • Winter: You walk into my kingdom-
  • Ironwood: Your kingdom?
  • Winter: -and draw your weapon? *Draws weapon* It sounds like you're the one who's making threats.
  • Ironwood: How did he get past all the locks? This is our most advanced security system!
  • Qrow and Winter: *Commence sexually charged duel*
  • Ironwood: *Calling phone* Ozpin I thought you said Qrow was in Vale.
  • Ozpin: I lied.
  • Ironwood: Why?
  • Ozpin: He gave me a starbucks giftcard.
  • Ironwood: SERIOUSLY?
  • Ozpin: I like coffee.

✮ —————— SUPERGIRL SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ This is… this is great news! ’
’ Hey, get away from the ledge, you’re gonna get hurt. ’
’ This one has the “S”. For “Super”, just like your cousin. ’
’ I just can’t hear you over the loud color of your cheap pants. ’
’ I’m the hero. ’
’ Oh, God. Is that smell you? ’
’ I see you share your cousin’s appetite for wanton destruction. ’
’ Three showers and I still smell of reek oil. ’
’ I went from superhero to eco-terrorist in a single bound. ’
’ I am not doing that interview. ’
’ How can you be so sure? ’
‘ I watched it happen for years with your cousin. ’
’ Reading glasses and a good slouch? ’
’ I see a city full of people who need help. Who need a hero. ’
’ Oh, no. I’m sorry. I meant to say who are you? ’
’ Trademark pending. ’
’ Have you lost your mind? ’
’ What were you thinking giving interviews? ’
’ It was more of a private conversation that’s being published. ’
’ What’s next? A book deal? A reality show? “Keeping Up with the Kryptonians”? ’
’ When did you even call him/her? The second I left? ’
’ I made a promise to your cousin. If anything ever happened to you… ’
’ I’m just trying to keep you safe. ’
’ It wasn’t supposed to be this way. ’
’ Your story… Your story is just starting. ’
’ I’m just dealing with an escaped alien prisoner. ’
’ You’ve spent more time in the Friend Zone than the Phantom Zone. ’
’ I am not in the Friend Zone. ’
’ Well… did you notice any of her/his other attributes? ’
’ Tell me, what do you think makes her/him a hero? ’
’ What can I get you? Or are you not allowed to drink and fly? ’
’ I was surprised, you’re usually a little more glib. ’
’ You said, tonight, you always build in fail safes. ’
’ I would never barter a child’s life. ’
’ I just can’t figure out why you did it. ’
’ For the record, I care about everyone. ’
’ You may have fooled this city, but I know you were behind this. ’
’ Finally, something we can agree on. ’
’ The fun is just beginning. ’
’ Can you hack into hospital records? ’
’ Easy-peasy, fresh and squeezy… ’
’ You were really mad, at something else. ’
’ You need to find, find that anger behind the anger. ’
’ You let that thing get away. I thought you were on our side. ’
’ It fought harder this time, harder. Faster. ’
’ It’s like it knew you’d choose to save those people. ’
’ Would you like me to call your mother a car? ’
’ I am the sole survivor of my planet. ’
’ You never get sick. That’s the best part about you. ’
’ Bow your head when you approach me! ’
’ Are you sure you want to do this? ’
’ It’s time for us to be a family again. ’
’ You’re gonna wish I’d died with the rest of them! ’
’ But can you look me in the eye and tell me that you are prepared to kill? ’
’ I’m very boring and really normal. ’
’ So, um, I’ll just get out of your hair. ’
’ You know, you guys could have told me. I can keep a secret. ’
’ I know there’s nothing anyone can say to make you feel better right now. ’
’ We are going to bring this thing in together. ’
’ I’m not leaving you alone with that thing. ’
’ That is not some anonymous alien you’ve brought in. ’
’ You’re compromising the security of this entire operation. ’
’ I would think you’d understand that better than anyone. ’
’ It is what makes you a hero! ’
’ That’s the difference between soldiers and heroes. ’
’ You waisted your ammo. ’
’ Without you, the world is a better place! ’
’ Without me, you’d be dead! ’
’ Please remember I would never try and hurt you. ’
’ I hate a generic sports metaphor, but that interview was a touchdown. ’
’ You wanna fight about it? ’
‘ I have too much self-esteem to kill myself. ’
’ I’m making stupid mistakes, like today. ’
’ The public will forgive you, I promise. ’
’ Ah, you do have a cell phone? Can I get that number, please? ’
’ You think I wanna do this? It’s the only way to win. ’
‘ I mean, that was terrible, but it was awesome. ’
’ We’ve never saved anything together. ’
’ I’ve dreamt of this moment. The two of us teaming up. ’
’ Um, not exactly sure you have to tell them that. ’
’ I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. ’
’ This is it for me, this is my calling. ’
’ The enemy has come in the guise of heroes. ’
’ You don’t get a chair ‘cause you don’t work here. ’
’ They have not left you, even in the face of death. ’
’ You ever spend time inside a foster home? ’
’ So just chill with the attitude, okay? ’
’ How can you, of all people, say that? ’
’ I know what you’re gonna say. I should have waited for you. ’
’ You didn’t give me a story, you gave me a half-baked idea. ’
’ I got the impression you didn’t want to spend time with me. ’
’ So, I memorized that fake ID for nothing? ’
’ I was shooting some hoops last night and hurt some ribs. ’
’ My whole life, I have been a sidekick. ’
’ I hate to break it to you, dude, but you don’t have superpowers. ’
’ I have a black belt and you’re right, I don’t have powers. ’
’ What do you have against a good old romantic comedy? ’
’ Yeah, your punk rock phase was very strange. ’
’ Are you slurring your words? ’
Secret Tattoo

Modern Au, Summary: Edmund has a secret tattoo and everyone finds out. 


Caspian crashed through the door to his apartment. Well, the tiny apartment-like space he shared with Edmund and Eustace. He could totally afford a large flat all by himself, but, having been an only child most of his life, he loved having them as his brothers from other mothers. Especially when he could completely annoy and embarrass them.       

“Hey Ed! I heard about your tattoo!” He shouted from the short hallway that lead into their living room/kitchen. He heard a dish crash to the floor, and dashed towards the kitchen. “I can’t believe you didn’t tell me you little-”       

Caspian froze. Not only were all of Edmund’s siblings and Eustace laying the table for dinner, but Edmund’s parents were standing in the kitchen as well. In total silence, they all looked from Caspian to Edmund with a mixture of horror and delight on their faces. Caspian had wanted to embarrass Edmund, but not humiliate him. He grinned sheepishly at Ed, who had a shattered dish at his feet. He looked terrified. “Bad timing, huh?”      

 The apartment erupted into chaos.      

“You got a tattoo, Edmund! How could you not tell me?! Where is it? What is it?” Lucy screamed.      

“It’s probably a tramp stamp of the Millennium Falcon.” Peter laughed. He grabbed the back of Ed’s shirt, pretending to look for it. Edmund pushed him away and backed into a corner.      

 "Why didn’t you tell us Edmund?!“     

“You should have known you couldn’t keep it a secret, Ed. We’re your family!”

"Does (Y/N) know?”      

“Why does (Y/N) have to know? That’s sexist.”

“That’s not sexist, it’s a joke.”     

“Edmund,” his mother said calmly. “Are you sure it’s something you can live with for the rest of your life?”      

“Tattoos aren’t even that permanent these days, Mom.”      

“Oh, come on Ed, let me see it!”      

“Let us see it!”       

Edmund, who had said nothing throughout all of this babble, threw his hands in the air. “Lucy didn’t go through all of this when she got a tattoo!”     

“That’s because we want to know why you’re hiding it. Lu spent months getting everyone’s approval.” Peter answered.

“I don’t need your-”     

“Wait!” Susan exclaimed. “How did Caspian find out?” All attention turned towards the young man who was peeking in the pots on the stove. He gave Edmund a sympathetic look before answering.       

“The tattoo artist is an ex of mine. Heard them talking about a guy named Caspian and wondered if I knew them. I should thank you Ed, I got a date tomorrow.”       

“Them?”  Their stepfather repeated. Lucy’s smile stretched from ear to ear. “(Y/N) went with you! Oh, now I have know what it is! Where is it, Ed?!” She tugged at his sleeves and collar.        

“What is the tat, Caspian?” Susan asked. Caspian opened his mouth.        

“Hey!” Ed shouted. “That’s enough! Can’t I just have one secret?!" 

His glare was enough to stop even Lucy. Before anyone could say anything else, he grabbed Caspian by the arm, dragged him into his bedroom, and shut the door. Caspian didn’t even bother to be charming; he owed Edmund that much. 

"I need you to promise me that you won’t tell them. None of them. Not Susan, not Lucy. No one. Even if they bribe you or threaten you.” His looked at Caspian with pleading eyes. “Please? This was supposed to be something…private….just between (Y/N) and I.”         

Caspian couldn’t stop the smirk that flew to his lips. “Did she get a matching one?”        

“Why would she get a-” He stopped himself. “Oh. You don’t know what it actually is, do you?” Caspian shook his head. There a moment of silence. Edmund sighed. He ran a hand down the side of his hip. “Well, since you’ll just ask your loose-lipped date tomorrow-”       

“I won’t ask.” Caspian said honestly. “Even though we constantly act like it, Ed, I’m not your brother. I respect your privacy. Like you said, you can have your secrets…I certainly have mine.” Edmund raised an eyebrow. “Don’t ask. Now, let me see if I can sort through this mess I made.”         

It was total chaos again when they opened the door. (Y/n) had arrived and Edmund’s family was interrogating her.       

“Did he get it someplace we could see when he goes swimming?”       

“Is it a quote? Oh, I bet it’s one of Ed’s favorite quotes. Is it the traitor one? Or the no-one-makes-it-out-of-life-alive one?”     

“That’s a bit morbid, Eustace.”       

“Was it the Deathly Hallows? The Tardis? Am I getting warmer?”        

“How did you all find out?!” (Y/N) shouted over them. Edmund rubbed his forehead. His family was relentless. They wouldn’t stop until they got their answer.        

Caspian whistled. All heads turned towards him. He put on his serious face (which he didn’t wear often); all business with a touch of charm that encouraged trust and maintained everyone’s attention.         

“Listen,” he began. “It’s all very wonderful that we are all so concerned with dear Edmund here, but he is allowed his privacy. And we should all respect that. I’m sorry I didn’t, Ed.” That sobered everyone right up. Some apologies were mumbled. Caspian grinned. “Great! Now, let’s eat!”         

They all sat down for dinner. They conversed in polite conversation, which was rare for them, usually talking over each other. Edmund even smiled. But, Eustace was discussing his biology professor, when Lucy interrupted him and whined, “Oh, please let me see it!”         

At which everyone declared, “No!”

Edmund ran his hand along the side of his hip again.  It was the only place he could get the tattoo where he knew no one would see it. No one, save (Y/N), of course. And she deserved to see it, since it was her idea.  After one particularly grueling nightmare, where Edmund not only lost all the people he loved, but forgot their existence as well, he was terrified it becoming a reality.  He was afraid of distancing himself from his family, like he did when he was young and always angry with the world. (Y/N) told him he ought to get a permanent reminder of his family if he was really that concerned. She even sketched his tattoo…a small tree, a family tree, with a leaf to represent every person he loved, from his mother to Capian, from Eustace to Lucy.  (Y/N) originally wouldn’t let Edmund add a leaf for her, not wanting him to sear her into his skin until their relationship was just as permanent as his tattoo. But he changed her mind two days before they went to the tattoo parlor when he told her he wanted to marry her. She tried to make him wait until he actually proposed, but he didn’t listen.

Anyways, he was proposing that night.   

anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you think you could do some ace Magnus head canons with fierrochase, and demi Annabeth being super supportive, please? 🙏🏾

Hell yeah I can this is like, one of my absolute favorite headcanons:

  • So Magnus never really thought about that kind of stuff a whole lot, between living on the streets and then all this demigod business
  • Even after he and Alex start dating, it just?? Never really occurs to him
  • He and Alex are both very clingy people, so they’re always holding hands and bumping shoulders and all that, and when they’re in private they’ve extremely cuddly
  • After falling asleep on the couches in each other’s rooms a few too many times they just agree to start sleeping in the same bed
  • One morning when Magnus ambles out of Alex’s room to go to his to get dressed, Halfborn catches him in the hall and wiggles his eyebrows and shoots him a thumbs up
  • Magnus is confused for like a full ten minutes before it hits him
  • “He meant- OH. OH MY GODS. WHAT.”
  • Then Magnus goes into this thought spiral, of course they weren’t doing anything, they didn’t do that, were they supposed to?, no that’s not- he doesn’t even really want- they don’t NEED to- but did Alex want to?, but he didn’t… why doesn’t he?
  • He really likes Alex and can easily see himself spending eternity with her but. Not like that.
  • He can’t talk to anyone on Floor 19 because they’re terrible at keeping secrets so he goes to Annabeth
  • As he’s explaining everything to her she smiles because this is so similar to what she had also gone through
  • So then Annabeth explains to him that he may be asexual, and that it’s completely okay. She talks about how she’s demisexual, which is on the same spectrum, and how she knows how hard it can be to figure everything out so she’s here if he needs to talk
  • So a few days later, while he and Alex are cuddling on the couch one evening, Magnus just kinda, blurts it out. “I’m asexual.”
  • He’s terrified because he doesn’t know if he can explain it well or maybe Alex isn’t okay with that
  • Alex just nods, and says “Cool. Let me know if I do something you don’t like, okay?”
  • That’s pretty much the extent of the conversation for the night, but they talk about it a little more in depth at another point
  • Magnus still gets a bit insecure at times but as time goes on he gets a little better
  • The next time Halfborn makes a kind of suggestive remark Alex snaps at him and Magnus is just, so happy that she’s defending him
  • They’re still the most affectionate couple on Floor 19 and are very much happy and in love
Baby 101

Summary: Lance changes your sons diaper.

Pairing: Lance x Reader (and son)

Warnings: just some daddy Lance :)

A/N: Tomorrow I’ll either upload a part of Tainted Love or BITL so be prepared for either one of those. Anyways this is just a lil Lance drabble, hope ya enjoy :)

You were exhausted. Actually, not even exhausted was the right fit for how you felt at the moment. You were drained; tired but you were still sitting in the rocking chair that was in the living room, holding your son who wouldn’t let you have a five-minute nap.

But maybe, just maybe he would this time. He was calm, eyes fluttering closed and you let out a sweet sigh, a lazy smile spread on your face. Your eyes began to close as well, hoping for even a minute of sleep but that dream was soon crushed  when your son began crying.

Your eyes snap open and land on your baby. “There’s no tears coming from your eyes you faker.”

This made your son wail even more and you groan. “I can’t get five minutes of sleep? Just five minutes?”

Your son continued to cry and you rocked him back and forth. “Where’s your dad at?” you sigh, looking at the front door before turning you gaze back to your baby.

Seeing as the rocking wasn’t helping, you sigh and pull down your shirt to breastfeed. “You hungry, handsome boy? Hmm?”

He wasn’t hungry.

You pull your shirt up and rub his back, trying to calm him down but nothing was helping. It was then that Lance came through the door, hair tousled like he had been running his fingers through it and he dropped his bag on the floor. He lets out a sigh and shuts the door, laying his head on the wood.

“Sorry I’m late. Cassie kept messing up her routine so we had to stay even later until she got it right.” He sighed, turning around to you. Cassie was one of his students. She was fourteen years old and super nice.

“It’s okay,” you hummed.

Lance’s eyebrows furrowed and he nodded over to his son. “What’s wrong with Caleb?”

It’s your turn to sigh. “He won’t stop crying and I don’t know what’s wrong. I tried everything and-” you pause and lift your son up, smelling him. “He needs his diaper changed. That’s why he’s crying.”

You rub your eyes and sigh once more before moving to get up. Lance – seeing how tired you were – placed his hand on your shoulder and guided you to sit back down. “I’ve got this, baby.”

“Are you sure? I just need to-”

“You’re tired. Go to the room and get some sleep. I’ll watch Caleb.” He cuts you off.

You smile and stand up. “Thank you so much Lance.”

He leans down and presses a kiss to your lips. “Anything for my wife.” He pulls away and takes your son in his hands. “C’mon my little cabbage, let’s get you changed.”

You smile as you walk to yours and Lance’s shared room. Lance calls Caleb “little cabbage” because the first thing you changed him into was a green onesie and it made him laugh because he looked like a little cabbage.

Upon entering the room, you stretch before climbing into bed and snuggling up. You were almost asleep when you heard Lance talking to your son.

“We gotta let mommy sleep because she’s tired and she needs her beauty sleep. Not that she’s not beautiful already. No, your mommy is the most gorgeous mommy alive and I’m a very lucky guy.” you hear him say and you smile. After his little speech you hear Lance pulling the adhesive tabs off and your eyes widen.

You jump out of bed and run over to Caleb’s nursery. “Lance, wait! You have to-”

You arrive in time to see Caleb peeing all over Lance. “Oh fuck,” he cursed, covering his sons privates with the diaper again. “He pissed all over me!”

You clasp your hand over your mouth, trying not to laugh but failing immensely. Lance glares at you and you watch the liquid drop off of his chin and onto his shirt.

“You think this is funny?”

You shut your mouth. “No..” but it doesn’t take long for you to burst into laughter once again.

Lance looks over at his son who was gurgling happily and he shakes his head. “Cabbage, what the hell man? You’re not supposed to pee all over daddy.”

Your son only smiles at his father and you grin. “Go change and wash your face, I’ll finish this.”

Lance sighs. “Okay but afterwards you’re taking a nap,” You nod and he smirked at you. “cause you need all the energy you can get now that your doctor cleared you for sex.”

You shake your head at his words, trying not to smile but failing. “Shut up and go change.”

“Will do.” The two of you meet halfway. “But first, kiss me.”

He leans in but you move away quickly. “Lance!”

“Okay, okay!” he chuckled. “I’m going.”


A/N: I have a friend named Caleb who I sometimes call cabbage (but I mostly call him Chelsea {Chelsea is the girl version of Caleb I guess you could say} he even signed my get-well card with Chelsea back in 8th grade lmao) so that’s where the inspiration for cabbage comes from lmao. Hope ya liked this lil drabble, tell me what ya think!

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BTS | You Being Pregnant

Anonymous said:

BTS reactions to their wife telling them she’s pregnant


Jin:
When you had talked to Jin about the possibility of starting a family together he was more than happy. He would probably get a little bit on the side of baby feverish as well.

“What in the world did you buy?” you questioned.

“Just some stuff we might need,” he said, setting down the bags from the baby store.

“I’m not even pregnant yet!” you said.

So when you found out you would have no issues what so ever bringing yourself to tell him. “Jin, Jin, Jin!” you said jogging up to him just before he entered the practice room at BigHit.

“Oh hey, Y/N,” he said smiling, “You look happy…what’s up.”

“I’m pregnant,” you said, not caring that probably a dozen people just heard you.

“That’s amazing Y/N!” he said hugging you, “Look I have practice, but we’ll celebrate later.”

That night when you heard the door open and close you called Jin to the kitchen. “Oh good I’m not late…oh I bought something…you think the baby will like it?” 

You turned around and saw him with a foam flower circling his face. “Yes…yes I’m sure the baby will like it.”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Suga/Yoongi:
You and Yoongi had decided that you wanted to start a family not long after you got married; only problem was you were having some problems actually conceiving. You had talked about adoption cause it was an option that you were both open to but you both wanted to try just a bit longer.

It worked…

You were ecstatic when that pregnancy test finally came back positive and at first you had it in mind just to run to the studio and tell him. But then you had a better idea…you wanted to tell him in a big way. So you got the guys involved and decided that at the next awards show you would reveal the news to him. He had talked about your struggles to start a family publicly so sharing the news with the fans wouldn’t be a problem,

So when the awards show came around and BTS was called to the stage, Namjoon gave an acceptance speech and then moved on to the big surprise…”I would also like to say one more thing, and this is for Suga if we could get a spotlight over in that area,” he said pointing into the crowd where you were.

You were standing there along with a staff member who handed you a mic. “Congratulations on the award guys…and Yoongi a big congratulations on becoming a father…”

The crowd started to scream and cheer and Yoongi started to clap until it hit him what you had said and the flood of emotions hit him and he started to cry tears of happiness.

Originally posted by miniminibi


J-Hope/Hoseok:
You were trying to start a family, but at the same time you weren’t. Meaning for you and Hoseok you wanted a small sunshine in your lives and you weren’t necessarily going to try but you were going to stop your birth control and well he wouldn’t use condoms for the time being. So if it happened it happened.

So when you became pregnant, though it wasn’t much of a surprise, you were surprised that it happened so soon. “Note to self, be careful in the future or will end up with football team.”

The thing was with Hoseok’s playful nature you didn’t want to just tell him the good news you wanted to have some fun with it so you started leaving subtle hints around the apartment and even when you visited him at work…although when the small hints didn’t work you had to push forward a bit more.

“Is one of your friend’s having a baby shower?” he questioned, looking at the plastic bag from the baby store.

“Hmm? Why do you ask?” you questioned.

“Because of the bag…” he said pointing.

“Oh this…I just thought we should start getting prepared…” you replied.

“Prepared…why…oh my god…are you?” he started getting even more excited as he saw a smile cross your face,” OH MY GOD YOU’RE PREGNANT!!!!” He jumped up and started dance around the practice room.

Originally posted by kimthwriter

Rap Monster/Namjoon:
He knew something was up when you started acting strange around him. You had never been secretive around him or avoided him for any reason so when you said you had a doctors appointment and then you began to act funny around him he started to get worried.

“Y/N are you okay?” he questioned.

“Um…yea why?” you asked.

“Well…” he started, looking at the worried looking on your face, “Ever since your doctors appointment you’ve been acting very strangely.”

He had noticed; you knew he would…he was far from stupid and how in the world were you supposed to hide the fact that you were pregnant from him. When you two had gotten married you hadn’t really gotten a chance to talk about whether or not you wanted to take that next step. You did…but would he?

“Well…I am…” you started.

“Then why have you been avoiding me?” he asked.

“I’m pregnant,” you replied, receiving nothing but silence from him before a smile appeared on his face.

“Are you really???” he questioned, “This is amazing, jagi. I can’t wait to tell everyone.”

Originally posted by rapnamu

Jimin:
Smol bean did indeed want a smol bean of his own. That being said you had talked about starting a family of your own and you had both agreed that that’s what you wanted.

However finding the time with his busy schedule to actually work on that goal was beginning to become difficult so it was taking longer than either of you had really anticipated hoped. However, you did get your moments together and one of those moments worked.

But how to tell him? Easiest route would be to just run to him as soon as he got home and tell him. But that would be no fun…

“What’s with the fancy dinner?” Jimin asked, walking into the apartment to see dinner neatly laid out on the table instead of just waiting in the kitchen for him.

“Well…I have something exciting to tell you, but first food,” you replied.

Throughout dinner he kept trying to get out of you what you had to tell him but you wouldn’t relent, he had to wait. When dessert came around you turned on your phone camera and walked over to him.

“If you could ask for anything special…what would it be?” you questioned.

“For us to be together always,” he replied, smiling.

“Besides that cause that’s already gonna happen,” you said.

“Hmm well there is one thing,” he said, “Oh gosh this is embarrassing since I know you’re recording it.”

“Just tell me…” you urged.

“Well…we’ve been trying to start a family,” he said, “I would love for that to happen.”

“Well guess what Park Jimin…you’re gonna be a father,” you said.

“What? Really? Are you serious?” he said, “Oh my god jagi that’s…that’s amazing.”

Originally posted by itschiminie

V/Taehyung:
You know the term “one time won’t do any harm”? You knew you should’ve known better than to even listen to him when he said that. Yeah, yeah “safe sex” and all that but you did kinda want him to go without a condom too…it didn’t just feel good to one partner.

Now…you and Taehyung had talked about starting a family and it didn’t really seem like the right time what with another tour starting up so you figured you would return to the subject at a later time.

Yeah, that’s not happening. You missed your period and that was the first oh shit and then the second was the fact that you were feeling sick and then strike three on the ‘oh shit list’ was the positive pregnancy test….

Dinner that night felt very different to you. Although he was going on like the atmosphere in the room wasn’t even different; then again, maybe it was just you. 

“So then after practice we got lunch, but we were waiting almost an hour for it so we just canceled our order and went and got some fast food because we were hungry and at that point didn’t care what we were eating and-”

“I’m pregnant,” you spit out.

“What?” he asked, popping his head up.

“I’m pregnant,” you said again.

He was silent for quite a while trying to process this information but eventually managed to get out how happy he was.

Jungkook: 
You had both had a long and extensive talk about starting a family. You both wanted kids, but being young were you both ready for that. You weren’t quite sure about that…

So you had decided that even though, yes you did want to start a family together, you would wait a little while and make sure you were completely and absolutely sure you were ready.

“ha ha”

That laughter…yeah that was life laughing in the face of your plans. “Well this is um…” you started as you stared down at the positive pregnancy test. You really didn’t know how you were supposed to react at that point, because you had to many emotions going at once. And on top of it all…how where you going to tell Kookie.

After a long walk from your apartment to BigHit, you had decided you just needed to tell him. Straight forward, no beating around the bush.

“Oh hey, Y/N…did we have lunch plans?” Jungkook asked when you walked into the practice room.

“No…No…” you said, “Do you have a minute?” 

“Sure, we were just taking a break…you okay?” he questioned.

“Can I talk to you in private?” you asked.

He nodded and led you to the empty recording studio and shut the door behind you two. “What’s up?”

“I’m pregnant,” you replied and he was silent, “You okay?”

“I’m just…wow that’s a lot to take in,” he said, “I’m happy but wow.”

Originally posted by namujune

xxBTS-Masterlistxx

No Getting Over You || Part 1/?

Heyyooooo guess who’s re-editing this fic?! I can’t put a gif or masterlist link in rn cause I don’t have my MacBook cause I dropped it (oops) I’ll find a way after, but like for now let’s just ignore it please😩 anyway, I’m re-uploading on the same note cause I didn’t like the way I wrote it. Like I like it better when I use You instead of I in the story. So I’m changing and stuff and it’s the same thing except that changed. It’s gonna be easier to write part two this way. Thanks for reading and I’ll try to have it up soon! (Part two I mean)

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No Getting Over You Masterlist

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Originally posted by the3muskytears


You knew from the beginning that you were in love with Peter Parker, and that you would only be hurting yourself.

From the moment you met him, you knew you were stuck in a pit of hopelessness.

You never told him because he never showed interest, you were one of his close friends by that point.

You really thought it couldn’t get any worse, unwillingly giving your heart to a boy who hadn’t loved you back, until he started to have a thing with your best friend, Michelle Jones.

They got closer and closer each time you guys hung out, she told you that she had developed mad feelings for Peter, and as her best friend, you couldn’t say anything about it. You hadn’t told her that you fell for him before, so you couldn’t now. He liked her anyway.

You watched them hold hands, kiss and do all that couple stuff. They had more inside jokes and time spent together.

You saw MJ become a more brighter person because she was with Peter. You couldn’t take that away or ruin that for her. You were her best friend, and cared about her a whole damn lot to let her get her heartbroken; and not by Peter, but by you.

You did your best to keep your head down and not say anything about or against them.

You distracted myself with school, and trying to learn or do different things alone on your free time.

It was going fine…, well, as fine as it could go.

Until everything went so very wrong.

MJ had always been one of the smartest girls in school, she knew a lot of what went on around her, so you guessed she noticed there was something wrong with you,

“You’re really distant,” she’d told you once, “Is it because we haven’t been hanging out as much?”

You told her, “Yeah,” and hoped she would leave it at that.

You thought she did, until you walked in on her in your bedroom, reading a very private book of yours.

“You… you have feelings for Peter?” She turned to look at you, “Why am I just now finding this out?”

You scoffed, “I mean, you weren’t supposed to find out,” you squinted my eyes in disbelief, “That book’s private.”

She took a breath and looked at you, “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Oh, I don’t know, maybe because you’re my best friend,” You shook your head, “He likes you anyway, so,”

“What, if he liked you, then you’d go for him even if I still liked him?”

You laughed bitterly, “Don’t try and twist my words, MJ,” You huffed and mumbled, “It’s not like you haven’t done it already.”

“What?” She squinted and took a step forward.

“Nothing.”

You both stood in silence for a while until she spoke up again, “You went into to a lot of detail with that. You wish he never started dating me, huh? That’s not very best friend like.”

You sighed, “Listen, if it makes you that uncomfortable, I’ll stop hanging with you guys as much as I do.”

You didn’t expect for her, your best friend of many years, to actually say she wanted you to stop hanging around her and Peter. What you more so didn’t expect was for her to tell Peter about your feelings for him.

You got looks from him the next day. Glances were thrown, ones of pity, discomfort, and unsureness. You got glares from MJ too, especially when she noticed to glances between you and Peter.

That night was the first night you’d actually cried over him.

While you were distracting myself from your feelings and the fact that they were together, not being able to talk to or be around him made it all so very real.

He knows now.

Michelle probably told him everything you wrote in that book. From dreams of romantic dates, to what it would be like to kiss him, to have him call you his.

You felt embarrassed; he didn’t feel the same at all.

Now you were alone, you don’t have a best friend, or any other friends for that matter, to help talk through heartbreak.

So, you’ve got to move on. Get over Peter Parker once and for all.

Easier said than done.

But it’s been two weeks now, and it’s fair to say that you’ve been doing pretty well. You’ve come to learn that you’re just fine on your own.

But, just as you thought you were getting into the groove of the way things were, another unexpected event happened.

All while you were sitting in you bed, doing homework, you heard taps coming from the window.

The new ‘vigilante’, as some would like to him, was at your window.

Spider-Man was at your window; and very much injured.

Check Please HP AU

ALRIGHT, so I’ve been meaning to write this one for a while but I have accepted that it not going to happen in full-fic format. So, here, the old “this isn’t a fic but oh wait it’s turned into a bit of a fic” format (a petals classic):

So, the key of a CP HP AU is that, in general, you have to get everyone in the same House because that’s how the quidditch teams work. And a quick glance (I haven’t read them bc I try not to read aus im going to write for fear of transference) tells me that others have done Hufflepuff and Gryffindor but if you know anything about me, you know there is nothing I love more than dismantling the last vestiges of anti-Slytherin prejudice that still lingers in everyone’s subconscious. (*cough* Untamed *cough*)

Basically, I’m going to put everyone into Slytherin. Cuz I can. So here you go, you have:

Jack Zimmermann, son of Bad Bob Zimmermann, a quidditch legend. He played Beater for the Montrose Magpies and is known for creating and coining the term “Scoring Beater” due to his skill at using his beater’s bat not only to control the bludger, but to hit the quaffle through the posts at incredible distances. It starts out as a trick play but turned into a legitimate scoring strategy. Most importantly for our story, Bob Zimmermann was the Captain of the team for his final two years of Hogwarts, won the House Cup for 4/6 years he was on the team, and is generally regarded as one of the finest flyers ever to come out of Gryfindor.

Yes, Gryffindor. Bad Bob Zimmermann was a Gryffindor. In fact, all of the Zimmermanns in the history of Magic have been Gryffindors. 

Until Jack Zimmermann. Already dealing with the pressure of dominating in quidditch little leagues, Jack Zimmermann came to Hogwarts and then in a moment that didn’t quite seem real, the Sorting Hat was put onto his head and screamed SLYTHERIN before it had even finished it’s downward descent. The Gryffinders started clapping before they realized what had happened. The Slytherins didn’t start clapping because they assumed there was some mistake. Some claimed that the Hat must just be a bit tired (it was the end of the alphabet after all) and it made a mistake. It is said that this might be the only time Headmaster McGonagall broke her calm exterior during a Sorting Ceremony and tried to put the hat back on a student’s head.

But, eventually (when the Hat just turned and huffed at McGonagall and the Slytherins finally started cheering), there was nothing left for Jack Zimmermann to do but walk over to the Slytherin side of the Great Hall and plop next to B. Knight, already wondering how on earth he was going to explain this to his parents. Even his mother, who was a Muggle, knew enough about Hogwarts to know that Slytherins were the worst

Of course, in the weeks/months/years that follow, Jack Zimmermann realizes that he is, in fact, a Slytherin. Goal-oriented? Ambitious? He is all of those things. And, actually, he is a lot of things from the other Houses as well because, really, what person can be reduced to just three or four traits and isn’t it a bit ridiculous that eleven year olds are just sorted into Houses and then basically conditioned to view themselves in a certain light throughout their formative years and–

Well, wait. We’re getting into Shitty.

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#SaveHannibal Countdown: The Wrath of  the Lamb

We’re ONLY 2 days from Bryan’s two years ultimatum now, counting down for Amazon rights expiration! Then someone may pick up Hannibal and make S4!

And we are almost there! Today is S03 E13 The Wrath of  the Lamb Canadian two years anniversary!
To celebrate, reblog this and add your favorite The Number of the Beast is 666 scene pic, meme, quote, gif etc. - or your own fanwork. Or just reblog :-)

Or better - go do something for Fannibal movement! :-)

REMEMBER: We are doing this when the countdown ends!

To celebrate the last episode of S3, I decided to give you something like an overview of Will’s great plan. In fact, we know nothing about it :-D

I’m pretty sure the plan was born earlier thin this - but Francis showed up as a good opportunity, right? Maybe Will kinda expected this - after all, the Dragon promissed him a visit!

Sure, Will, let’s talk another man into killing Hannibal. Because that worked so well last time, right? And the time before, and before…

Originally posted by kissthejotun

I’m sure you two agreed on a good plan, didn’t you? ;-) And The Plan saga continues with Jack…

Of course he would be… “Name the bait on your hook after somebody you cherished. If the person you name it after cherished you, as the superstition goes, you will catch the fish.” Remember?

It’s easy like that, Jack! Except…

Oh, and btw, I don’t intend to kill him therefor:

Originally posted by 5ummit

Tell me that is not what in fact happened! :-D And it’s nice to see that Hannibal kinda expected it:

Authenticity, sure. That’s very important, Jack. Just let us go and don’t worry - we’ll do well… Also, nah, I definitelly didn’t agree on something with Francis before - just in the name of Authenticity, of course.

I mean, this totaly didn’t happen, right, Jack? :-D

Originally posted by existingcharactersdiehorribly

And then, of course, let’s promise Alana and Jack what they want to hear. Because I, Will Graham, cursed by morality but also empathy and a passion for killers, will happily let two men die just like that. And especially Hannibal, I never have had a problem with that so it will be good - let’s drink on it!

And here we go - at least one true sentence for today, right, Will?

Because the rest of so-called (official) plan is so poor that even Hannibal had to point it out to assure himself you can do better.

(Oh, and did I mentioned that secret plan I have? No? That’s because it’s secret, you know. Pšt!)


But, anyone else feels like Will isn’t the only one with a secret plan at this point? Because there is no way how Francis could find the “cliff house” - unless Hannibal told him where to go. Not even Will was supposed to know about that house and we saw that no one followed them, so…?

So, he took Will and showed him that little more private place - to have nice time together, to fullfil his promise and to see what would happen, I quess?

And once again, Hannibal knows!

And then, they both knew the moment when Dragon came… How are you doing this, guys? Is it still the plan?

Originally posted by helloyangmal

Because you can lie to everyone, Will, but we know you’ve never planned to let the Dragon change Hannibal…

And then, suddenly, it was over! They slayed the Dragon and it was beautiful… And I have to ask: Why would you do this, Hannibal? Just… WHY?! The more I’m reading the script the more I believe it was a part of the plan - yours or Will’s. Or maybe you both’s?

Originally posted by ourtvfeels

What do you think? Which scene do you like? Let everyone know :-)

#SaveHannibal Countdown: S2 / S3: Antipasto - Primavera - Secondo - Aperitivo - Contorno - Dolce - Digestivo - The Great Red Dragon - And the Woman Clothed with the Sun… - …and the Woman Clothed in the Sun - …and the Beast from the Sea - The Number of the Beast is 666 - The Wrath of  the Lamb

Tai: Qrow, please get off the train tracks. I can hear one coming now.


Qrow: We made this bet years ago Tai! I'mma settle it once and for all!


(Four hours later)


Yang: Oh my god! What happened!?


Tai: Girls this is gonna be hard to hear, but… Your uncle Qrow, he… He uh…


Ruby: No… Uncle Qrow, h-he can’t be-


Qrow (Shows up in private helicopter): Girls! You wouldn’t believe how much money I just got out of your dad! Like, ALL of the money I used was supposed to be your college fund! Anyways bye!


All:


Tai: That’s what the news was, by the way.

part of a private school AU i’ve been thinking up

it’s 1 AM and I’m supposed to be studying for microeconomics but instead I’m puppyshipping is anyone surprised can someone kick me the fuck out of this fandom already and end my misery thanks

Because I Like You // Yoon Sanha

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the prompt: hii! can i ask an sanha scenario where you’re his classmate (but still quite older than him) and he seems friendly with others but you and its because he likes you..? thank you!!

words: 1372

category: fluff

author note: this was really fun to write! sorry it is short, but i hope you like it!

- destinee

Originally posted by astrobinn

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zerrie/zigi VS ZIAM

I’m sure most of y’all have watched the zayn x morning mashup interview (if you haven’t, click here) and i just gotta do this, just had to, it’s just too funny i had to.

They talk about the song (IDWLF), mentions T swift and her birthday and asks if Zayn wished and all (no, because he is a ‘shit’ friend xD) and then he casually remarks about gigi which prompts the radio dj to ask him:

“Listen, for all the guys out there, how did you land her?

And of course, like given their one year plus oh so romantic relationship, hashtag goals, how she is the anchor to his anxiety woes, surely they got together in a sweet way? Surely they met at macdonalds where they lock eyes and some sort of emotions burst at the seams of their heart and neither of them can wait to tell the world–

Instead Zayn says–

 Yeah, of course he doesn’t know how are you supposed to say ‘oh it was in a little room where we signed the contract to our faketionship, or because she needs publicity sooOoOooO

I mean lowkey or private aside, ziam aside, surely you’d have the slightest inkling on how y’all got together no? Even if it’s nothing theatrical. 

But radio dj really wants to know, damn it how does he get the girl??? (Just hire a publicist) “You had to ask her out on a date so how did it start?”

I wanna know how did it start too Zayn :P 

And Zaynie, he well, he just doesn’t give a fuck–

I love how he just doesn’t even try, sounds like something I’d do too, honestly.

 I mean, AGAIN, ziam aside, wouldn’t you remember the slightest detail? Doesn’t have to be romantic it could be extremely unromantic but because yall are so in love it’s actually romantic (get my drift–clearly someone writes fanfic here coughs). I totally get it if celebrities wanna be private (hell I’ll be lowkey af), but doesn’t this: oh yeah we were having burgers and then her lips got some mayonnaise and I realized how much I wanna licked it off, so i asked her out proper– sounds a teeny better? No? Yeah I liked his answer too.

This reminds me of-

I can’t bloody find the video where he talks about how he proposed to Perrie to make gifs (sobs) but how he described it:

  • We were, watching a film in the back garden and her mum was there
  • my mum was there… 
  • Erm, my two best mates were there which was quite sick… 
  • And that’s it, and she said yeah which is quite sick! 

I swear it sounded (to me) like he literally just came up with that story on the spot HAHA (if you’ve watched the video you’d know what I’m talking about), and then there were 254372919 articles on how sweet the story was i’m like bitch where?? if anything, it was vague af lmao (but that’s how zaynie rolls and i like it)

what about this: oh yeah we were having burgers and then her lips got some mayonnaise and I realized how much I wanna lick that pair of lips forever and ever so i got on one knee and whipped out my ring–

sorry i digress

BONUS ON ZIGI:

                                            

                                              MOVING ON–

With a platonic friend:

(remember this?)

stop it zayn, stop

 idk what audition he’s referring to (i dont think it’s the x factor ones cuz the first one the shoes are black and the second Li’s wearing boots so–) //  X

ah, young love :’)

Remember this iconic moment? (Then again everything is iconic with ziam tbh)

extensive display of knowledge zayn, well done indeed! i’m a shit friend, i don’t  know what the top ten most frequently played songs my closest friends listen to (fav artists/ preferred genres i can still get away with), but then again they wouldn’t know mine(!!)

You’re drooling Z, stop (actually don’t)

Here’s a good romantic story to tell next time: We were singing on stage to an arena of thousands of screaming girls and i pretty much professed my love to my boyfriend by giving him a rose…and he took it ٩(♡ε♡ )۶

It really did happen…

I live for Liam’s heart eyes really CAN SOMEBODY PLS LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT GDI

Ok so i made my point of how much fucks Zayn give (-100000) and I got a tad carried away while doing so orz. I wanted to add in a bit more zigi observations that i picked up on buuuuut ain’t nobody ruining ending this post with any sort of nonsense  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BONUS BONUS:

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*GIFS CREDITS GO TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS! Mine are only the ones at the top half (before the zayn/macs gif, engagement gif + ‘wna lick u so bad’ gifs: just added text)*

father + husband!park woojin

summary: what would having park woojin as a father and husband be like? 

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NON-IDOL/AU AS ASKED BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT BC I COULDNT HELP BUT THINK OF WANNA ONE OH MY GOD SO IM SO SORRY :( DONT ATTACK ME BC OF WOOJINS AGE OR ANYTHING BUT THIS WAS REQUESTED AND TOO LONG ENJOY

  • i think woojin would b a great dad honestly and a husband
  • his proposal would be super cheesy. he’d have some cameras around but its pretty private
  • its the cutest thing ever
  • he’d be an aMAzing husband
  • treats u right
  • there are some arguments in between about like jealous n stuff
  • since i think woojins a pretty jealous cutie pie
  • but there wont be quite a lot
  • he knows how to treat u and his kids right!!
  • tbh the genes would probs be mainly from him sorrybut
  • like maybe one of his kids having his snaggletooth?? CUTE
  • one of them having his rapping skills yes
  • and duh,
  • HIS DANCING SKILLLSSSS
  • you’d have a talented family
  • kinda runs around the house
  • probably would have a pet
  • his kids love their hyungs/uncles/oppas ??? lol
  • would get jealous over them lol
  • he’d take his wife imma just put ‘you’ lol and kids to some behind the scenes
  • sometimes you dont tag along to photoshoots n stuff“where’s y/n?” daniel asks
    “she didnt want to come. she didnt want to know the spoilers” woojin says
    “i see- OOF! hi little one,” daniel feels a kid smash on his broad back
  • sometimes you dont want to bc spOILERRRRS
  • everyone in wanna one is a great uncle lmfao?
  • THEY LOVE THEIR UNCLE ONG
  • ong makes ur kids laugh so much they could probably die
  • “whos ur favourite uncle?” wanna one members gather around
  • “uncle ong!” ur kids say in union
  • woojin laughs
  • he’d be very caring, keeping an eye on his kids or he’d ask a staff member
  • “thats right” cocky ong says “ah u all are so cute! come give ur uncle ong  a hug!”
  • but tbh all the kids would probably like all their uncles but ong is lowkey #1 in their hearts lol
  • SO
  • what happens around the house?
  • obviously the wanna one members come around. lowkey just for the kids tho
  • the kids are fuckin terrified of jaehwans laugh like one time jaehwan was chasing them and laughing lol
  • and ur daughter was like “dad!!! tHERES A PSYCHO IN THE HOUSE!! MUMJSDHRHCH”
  • they love daehwis hair so much
  • “kekkeke,” your daughter laughs as she plays with daehwis hair
  • obvs they love ong bc hes so funny
  • ong tells ur kids jokes and then they pass it on to u and woojin
  • and ur like
  • “WHO TOLD YOU THAT???”
  • “uNCLE ONG! ITS FUNNY RIGHT!!”
  • they live for minhyuns looks like they always touch his face lmfao
  • when u and woojin are on a date or something u leave them with their fave uncles and they adore jisung so much bc hes like their next mum 
  • jisung: shall we go out for dinner??
  • ur kids: H*CK YEAH
  • ur kids love jihoon. so fucking much. they make jihoon do nae maeum soge jeojang 25/8
  • ur daughter is probably the one who has a crush on jihoon
  • “jihoon oppa! do u have abs???”
  • insert daniel giggling in the background
  • jihoon gets shy and says yes until ur daughter lifts up his shirt
  • your son(s) aim to be as sweggy as guanlin, so they look up to him very much
  • “u-uncle guanlin!! am i $weggy yet???”
  • jinyoung often gives ur children piggybacks
  • AND THEY LOVE IT
  • “uncle jinyoung!!! piggyback??”
  • jinyoungs on the floor as he just gave them one each, breathing heavily, “ah…”
  • now, to daniel
  • they like to go to daniels place bc yknow, cats
  • “uncle daniel!!! dye ur hair blue!!”
  • “okay cutie.” daniel pinches their cheeks
  • whenever u and woojin have to let ur children stay at their place
  • and they like to snuggle on sungwoon and make him sing them to sleep
  • ITS THE MOST ADORABLEST THING EVER
  • woojin takes care of u a lot ok
  • if ur sick he makes sure that youre eyed on 24/7
  • the sweetest husband ever :’)
  • like woojin might not be experienced but he definitely learned some advice from jisung mum
  • if it was sickness he had no idea about jisung and google are his first priorities lol
  • the kids tend to hug u and always say: “get better mum! fighting!”
  • the kids love playing wanna one on tv
  • probably would do their greeting
  • “daddy!! teach me ur greeting!”
  • “you do this: all i wanna do, wanna one!”
  • they do it along with him and its sUPER CUTE
  • you find woojin having the cutest moments with ur children, like when they make cookies and theyre like messing up the entire thing and woojins like “ah! dont do that love!”
  • and he does the same with you, hes so thankful for u as his wife 
  • like playing uno and when u lose ur children go boo but then one of ur kids are like “dont say that to mummy! it hurts her feelings!”
  • you laugh bc of how cute
  • woojin just smiles widely bc Hes dying loWkey
  • Ok this is gonna get a bit angsty:
  • obviously being married will have some arguments
  • but i guess the arguments would probably involve the children like their grades, hanging with other people and not acknowledging the other person whos feeling neglected, jealousy
  • maybe his kids would feel mad at him too
  • and you as well 
  • like coming home extremely late, which is likely woojin since you only do day shifts
  • “daddy.. you weren’t at dinner,” his son says
  • “im sorry..” he knows that you’re upset bc you cant be seen
  • “where’s your mum?”
  • “shes upstairs”
  • woojins a little bit upset
  • “are you mad at me?” he asks his son
  • “a little bit.. but we’ll sort it out”
  • if its a big reason to fight your children would find out immediately bc of the shouting and they all begin to cry
  • and you and woojin turn to them
  • “g-go back upstairs, munchkins,” you say
  • “n-no.. why are you and dad fighting?” your daughter bursts into tears, “we dont like you fighting like this..”
  • “i-its just.. a couple thing.. dont worry, okay?” woojin says, “we’re just… overwhelmed..”
  • your daughter runs away to go upstairs crying and you and woojin feel guilty, you couldnt help but shed some tears
  • “please sort it out..” your son sighs before going upstairs too
  • ok, so when its you that makes woojin upset:
  • sometimes you’re a little bit stressed and woojin wants to calm you down but you kinda snap at him
  • “y/n, calm down-”
  • “how can i calm down, woojin?! this is so important to me and if i don’t do it right-”
  • you stare at him, your gaze softening
  • “im s..sorry i uh..”
  • “i get it. you need time alone.” he walks to the door and slams the door behind you
  • ANYWAYS
  • just know that woojin will always be there
  • he loves u and his children very much
  • will actually do anything his children says
  • he loves them so much
  • sometimes when ur children have bad nightmares u all snuggle in one bed
  • so cute
  • HOPE U LIKED THISJDHCHCHC
  • supposed to be non idol smh me smh me smh me kill me
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANYWAYS THANK UF OR READINGthis wa sso long jshdhhc 
  • ALSO just saying just bc i find gifs on google does not mean that i steal these gifs! i dont credit gif owners but just know the credits go to them :)
BeFour (M)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Min Yoongi. Fake Dating AU. 4 576 words. Smut. Fluff.

Warning:  “You can’t just pull a ring out of nowhere and propose, we’re not even dating!”


Hate.

It’s a strong word. 

You would prefer using ─dislike. Yes, you and Min Yoongi dislike each other with your entire being, with every fiber in your bones, with every breath you take. Kinda.

“Where are you going?” A gravelly tone asks you, prodding, as if you’re going to flee the scene the moment he takes his eyes off you.

To leave him there to answer his extended family’s relentless prying on how long he’s going to take to put a ring on it. You almost physically scoffed at that. If only they knew.

“The dessert bar, anything you need, boyfriend?” Your reply is tinted with dismay and irritation.

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