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watching a band grow up and get bigger is simultaneously the happiest and saddest thing

anonymous asked:

every tuesday, the same kid with the acid-green hair, in the same ratty sweatshirt, duct-taped sneakers, and not-so-artfully torn jeans asks you the same question - the question they asked you the day you started here, as a freshman. you're a junior now. "do you know where the botany class is held?" they ask, gentle hand on your elbow. "it's my first day, I'm totally lost," they say in their familiar, self-deprecating tone. you've tried everything. you've tried escorting them to botany. (cont)

you’ve tried directing them everywhere other than their class. you’ve tried ignoring them. you’ve tried begging them to skip, tried pressing iron, witch-hazel, salt into their hands. but still, every tuesday for the last two and a half years, they’ve approached you for help finding the botany class. you’ve changed your hair color three times since then, grown a few inches, but the kid never gets older. no one will make eye-contact with you the moment they put their hand on your shoulder. (cont)

no one wants to help, no one wants to get involved. you never see the kid with green hair around campus, you don’t know where they go when it isn’t tuesday. you don’t want to know. but today is a tuesday, so the lost-looking kid scuffs their duct-taped sneakers on the pavement on their way to talk to you. your roomate squeezes your hand once, in pity, then lets go, hurrying away from the two of you. (cont)            

“sorry to bother you,” they say, flashing you that smile, with crinkled brown eyes. “you just seemed familiar - have we met? at orientation maybe? - but anyway, do you know where the botany class is held? it’s my first day, I’m totally lost…”            

violettalette  asked:

Have you guys ever told the kids, about any of your past adventures from when you guys were kids? Maybe even as bed time stories?

Oh yeah, all the time, brah. Eva loves to listen to stories about Kyle and I having arguments or hearing about their uncle Kenny getting into shit. Abe did too when he was little. He loved hearing the story about Stan and his killer goldfish for some fucking reason.
-Eric

Cartman would always tell them times that we really got into trouble, like when my mom sent the US to war with Canada, Cartman became fused with a trapper keeper, the adventures with Towelie, when Stan and him destroyed the Beaverton Dam. The list could go on. He always makes them huge, blown out of proportion stories just to make Eva’s eyes light up and call her daddy a superhero or a super villain. She doesn’t believe that we’ve met Jesus and Santa before, it’s pretty cute to see her argue with Cartman over it when she’s super sleepy.
-Kyle

6

I’ve been watching you from the start.

Me finding fanfictions, a summary.
  • Me: Oh wow look at this new fanfic
  • Fanfic summary: These two mother fuckers are gonna fuck. thats all ive gotta say.
  • Me: *CLICK*
  • -After Reading-
  • Me: ...I SIGNED UP FOR READING PORN NOT CRYING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTE-
  • Fanfic Author: BITCH THERES A SEQUEL!
  • Me: *Click*
VOLTRON SEASON 3

yknow what will be really fucking awesome? if there’s an episode in season 3 where the paladins are fighting but someone has got to sacrifice themselves to do this one thing that could save them and amidst all the debate and fighting, lance just rushes forwards and does it and when the rest do realise it’s too late. then the convo goes like ‘laNCE wHAT ARE YOU DOING’ ‘shiro you’re the leader, keith you’re our best pilot, pidge and hunk you’re our engineers…and i…i’m just a boy from cuba’ (tHE LINE THAT JEREMY WAS TALKING ABOUT) and then lance just smiles wistfully aND HE’S GONE
then while the paladins mourn his loss and all, it’s revealed that mY BOY LANCE is actuALLY ALIVE!!! and that sOMEHOW HE’S WITH MTFKING PRINCE LOTOR AND THAT’S HOW HE’S INTRODUCED BAAM

SUMMARY OF KILLING STALKING:
  • Yoonbum: There's this guy I like. But I'm too shy to go up & talk to him so I've been obsessively following him on social media...also I'm a guy so I don't think he'll like me b/c all I ever see him w/ is girls.
  • Yoonbum: *breaks into house & sees someone tied up in the basement* He's crazy!...(but I've committed to this crush & dammit I'm gonna have him.)
  • Sangwoo: This fucker's crazier than I am...I like him!
3

All of a sudden, out of the middle of the trees in front of us, a thin, high, trembling voice struck up the well-known air and words: “Fifteen men on the Dead Man’s Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!” I never have seen men more dreadfully affected than the pirates. The color went from their six faces like enchantment; some leaped to their feet, some clawed hold of others, Morgan groveled on the ground. “It’s Flint, by –!”

anonymous asked:

i'm in love with your story and i've been wanting to make one of my own but don't know how to get started, both story wise and gameplay wise. any tips?

Sandy’s Masterpost for writing a Sim Story!  ✍

I’m so glad you like my story! But I know how it feels not knowing where to start when it comes to writing, it’s so frustrating. So, below I’ve put together a bunch of helpful links that I’ve either used in the past or believe will be useful to you, and any other aspiring storytellers! 

🌸 Inspiration: 

🌸 Planning:

🌸 Plot Developement:

🌸 Character Development:

🌸 Dialogue:

🍁 Pose List Rec:

🍁Lot List Rec:

🍁 Mod List Rec:

🍁 Tutorials:

🍁 Reshade:

❄️ Character Page Rec: (for your blog)

❄️Editing:

❄️ Some Stories/Legacies that Inspire Me:

This is everything I could think of nonny! I am by no means a great, or even a particularly good storyteller, but I sincerely hope this post helps you, and others, get started! If you ever want to chat more, come off anon and we can talk story ideas! And that applies to all of y’all! 💖

It was never just because she was pretty, it was so much more than that. It’s the way her heart beat for everyone, even the people who hurt her. It’s the way she had her secrets and you just wanted to know them all. It’s the way her mind is an adventure I can’t get enough of. It’s the way she makes me want to be a better person. It’s the way her smile could light up a room. And her eyes, oh, her eyes.
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my entire life is a pop punk song