oh the dirty things i would do to him

Boyfriend! Jimin

Jimin would be the type of boyfriend that is really playful. He would try his best to make you laugh 

And sometimes, he would even tease you in public and around other members 

Originally posted by sugutie

But then pretend to be all innocent and act as though he did nothing wrong 

Originally posted by bwipsul

Overall though, he would be a really sweet boyfriend. 

He would forever give you little kisses and do his best aegyo for you ( even though its lowkey cringy when he tries to force aegyo)

Originally posted by jxnhyungs

But it always makes you smile, which is why he does it. 

I also feel like Jimin is a hugger and so you would always get hugs from him, OH! and LOTS of cuddles !!!

Originally posted by yanderelevifangirl

(ignore the caption ^^)

But let’s not forget, Jimin has a naughty side !

Originally posted by louizlake

Jimin is the type to run his hand up your thigh whenever he is in the mood. 

Originally posted by pocahontas-cd-4-daddy

And whisper dirty things in your ear. 

Originally posted by kpop-undertaker

And let’s not forget, his constant lip biting just to tease you and pushing his hair back because he KNOWS it drives you crazy.

Originally posted by amsimaria

And that look he would give you when he is needy:

Originally posted by kookies-for-taehyung

But he is a sweetheart at the end of the day, so every day spent with  him would fill your day with happiness. 

Bonus : Pink haired Jimin (ah~ i love it so much)

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Making Bruce Wayne blush

I felt inspired today, and so here’s for my second post on Tumblr…Some Bruce Wayne loving. Hope you’ll enjoy. 

WARNING : Mention of sex. 

(My master list, by the way : Right here )

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Tonight, at yet another boring charity gala, you decided that your favorite game was DEFINITELY “Make Bruce Wayne blush”.
It wasn’t an easy game, and sometimes, when he was broodier than usual, it was like playing on “hard mode”…but it was so worth it when you succeeded.

Part one of your plan, was always to make him jealous. He was more receptive to your teasing when jealous. His mind was always somewhat slower when jealous, focused on the fact that it wasn’t him flirting with you, but some asshole he suddenly didn’t like at all. 


You rarely had the occasion to make him jealous though, as he rarely let go of you during one of those charity soirée. He knew you were uncomfortable at those, and he knew you found his arm around your waist comforting. Besides, he loved to show you off to anyone he’d talk to that night. And you absolutely loved that he liked it, it made you feel good about yourself, that billionaire ex-playboy Bruce Wayne was proud to date you. You were rarely alone…but sometimes, a particular guest would take up all his attention, and you’d slip away to the bar to get something to drink, and escape the boring conversation about trade and such. 


Tonight was one of those occasions, and to hell if you weren’t going to take advantage of it. 

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Imagine Dean slowly falling in love with you

Word count: 1094

Request by: @di-the-whovian-potterhead

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Sexual references I guess

A/N: It’s kinda different from what I usually write so sorry if you dont like it <3

“I still remember the day that we first met. You were a complete Jerk,” You said leaning closer into your boyfriend’s chest causing him to chuckle.


Chatter filled the crowded bar as you pushed your way past people in order to buy you and your friends the next round of drinks. You signalled the bartender, telling him your order before turning and looking around the room, your fingers tapped the bar as you waited patiently for your drinks.

Your friends had decided to take you out to cheer you up as you had just come out of a long relationship due to you walking in on your partner cheating on you.

Once your order was finally ready, you thanked the bartender and grabbed the large tray of drinks. Walking back to the table, your mind drifted off to your now ex-boyfriend, sure you would miss him, but how could he do that to you? Tears threatened to overflow your eyes when suddenly, the tray in your hand was pushed and the drinks had covered your body.

You looked up in shock and anger to see a man with gorgeous green eyes wearing a plaid shirt. You had to admit, he was extremely handsome but at this point you were more mad at the fact he had rudely pushed into you and still hadn’t apologised.

“Are you kidding me?” you asked with a joking but serious tone in your voice, “Watch where you’re going jerk.”

He blankly looked at you up and down before speaking.

“Oh I’m sorry, did Daddy’s little princess get her expensive designer shirt all sticky and wet?” Sarcasm laced his voice.

Wow, I didn’t think that it was possible to be that big of an arrogant dick.”

“Arrogant, no, big, yes.” He gave you a mocking smile before turning away still not even apologising.

You scoffed before walking back to the table your friends were on.

“You will not believe what just happened!”


“Yeah, I was a complete asshole,” he spoke, one hand resting around your waist and the other running through your hair, “but you definitely put me in my place when you rescued me and Sammy from them vampires. I guess you always have been the dominant kind,” he joked causing you to laugh pushing him away from you.

“You bet I saved you and Sam’s ass that night. You should be lucky your brother was with you, because there was no way in hell I was just saving ‘the jerk from the bar’.”


You bust open the door to the room, not even taking a glance at the hostages the vampires had caught before kicking, punching and slicing your way through all of them.

The last head rolled to the floor and the only sound filling the room was your panting breath. Eventually, you looked up shocked to see the asshat from the bar tied up, next to him was a man with long-ish hair, I guess it’s his brother or something.

Jerk’s face was filled with shock.

You laughed, oh this was too sweet, the things you could say to him right now.

“Oh my lord! Did daddy’s little princess just get her designer shirt dirty in order to save big dick’s life?” you joked, “Why on Earth would I do that when I can just get my butler to save-“

“I’m sorry,” he mumbled an apology which you obviously heard but you just wanted to saviour the moment.

“What? What was that? I didn’t quite catch that.”

“I’m sorry!” He said louder, his head moving upwards to catch his eyes with yours, “I was an idiot, I should have apologised there and then, I was stressed and I was stupid, and I took it out on you, so I’m sorry, really.”

The room was silent for a few seconds as you processed what he had just said.

“Okay,” you untied both of them before pointing your finger towards his face, “but if you ever talk to me that way again, or anyone else for that matter, I promise you I will cut of your big arrogant dick.”

“Deal,” he said smugly.


“Dean?” you asked quietly snuggling impossibly closer into his chest.

“Hmm,” he responded.

“When was the first time you knew that you liked me?”

There was a moment of silence as Dean thought.

“I think I always knew but I remember, you had been living in the bunker with me and Sammy for a month and a bit…”


You quickly turned the page of the book. It was 2am, you had been researching all night and day for where the rouge demons would strike next and you still had little to no idea.

Suddenly, the door to the room opened revealing Dean with a look of surprise on his face.

“What are you doing up Y/N?”

“I couldn’t sleep; I need to find where these demons are going to strike next.”

“Come on Y/N you need to sleep, or at least take a break, for me?”

You looked up into his green eyes.

“Fine, what do you suggest we do?”

“Want to get pizza?” he asked knowing that you could never say no to pizza.

“Yes, that is the best thing you have ever said to me Big D,” you jumped up from your chair slamming your research book closed.

“Again with that nickname, I said it one time when we first met, you’re never going to let me live that down are you?”

“Nope, now come on Big D, you owe me some pizza.” you joked


“Oohh! I remember that night we drove over 100 miles at 2am to find a pizza place which was open because you sir, was adamant that we had to have pizza,” you laughed poking his chest.

“Hey! I promised you pizza didn’t I, and you got pizza right?”

“Yes I definitely did.” You chuckled looking up into your boyfriend’s eyes and in that moment you realised how much you truly loved him as did he with you.

“Y/N,” nervousness seemed to lace his voice, “I- I love you”

“I love you too,” you replied, your eyes never leaving his as you leaned in to kiss him but this kiss seemed different to all of the others you had shared with him and anyone else in fact. This kiss was filled with passion and love. His arm snaked its was around your waist and your hand found its way into his hair and in that moment both you and Dean realised how much you both sincerely loved each other.

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You sexually teasing them in front of the members

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Big bang reaction to gf sexually teasing them in front of other members

DAESUNG:

I think he would be the most embarrassed out of all the members. He would shyly blush and whisper in your ear telling you to stop. However when you two get alone… he’ll be doing certain things to you.

“Ah, jagi! Don’t do that here!”

GDRAGON:

I can see him being so cocky, kinda like Seungri. Like ‘Oh girl you want this’ I think he would find it hot too. He’d whisper things in your ear, without the other guys noticing, urging you to keep doing it.

“C’mon jagi, you gotta finish what you’ve started.”

SEUNGRI:

Unlike some he wouldn’t get embarrassed in front of the members. He’d pull you close and whisper dirty things in your ear. Then he’d excuse himself and take you home without hesitation.

“Sorry guys, I have some business to do.” ;)

TAEYANG:

He wouldn’t be completely embarrassed like Daesung, but he wouldn’t be super cocky like GD. I think he would be somewhere in between. Depending on his mood he could either be desperate for you, or he could punish the hell out of you.

“If you keep going baby, I won’t be able to resist.”

T.O.P:

He’d quickly turn the tables. The entire time he’d have you begging him to stop, before you moaned in front of the rest of the members. Eventually he’d decide to stop and finish the job at home.

“You know I don’t like those games baby girl.”

-Admins A & JC

{Reaction} Gang EXO falling in love with their bosses daughter while they were supposed to guard them.

Note: So, admittedly I did struggle with this one a little so I hope it’s alright. Please enjoy anon and anyone else reading! ~Mami

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Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by daenso

When Chanyeol finds out he has the opportunity to protect you, he jumps at the chance. Not just because he likes protecting people, but also because he knows how beautiful and amazing you are since the boss talks about you a lot. When Chanyeol met you for the first time, his feelings were nothing more than a small crush, but as time went on, his feelings progressed and he found himself falling in love. A part of him would be really happy about it, since there isn’t a lot in his life that keeps him happy anymore, but he would also be upset, knowing how minimal the chance is that the relationship would work in such a rough business.

Chanyeol: “{y/n} if you accept my love, then I’ll stop all of this. I’ll give up the gang and we can live a normal life. We can get married and buy a house with a garden and a dog. We can think about having children and taxes. I promise that if you accept me, I’ll do everything I can to turn this all around.”


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by kyungception

Kyungsoo didn’t have a say when he was told you needed to be guarded, and frankly, he wasn’t happy about it at first. At the start, he wouldn’t talk to you much. He’d make sure you were safe and nothing more, he didn’t want to get involved with you more than he needed to. But as time moved on, that became increasingly difficult, especially since you were so sweet. It started off that you offered to talk to him about his problems, and for a long time he wouldn’t. But when you got him to open up and trust you, he did. That’s when he started falling in love, and that was the point of no return.

Kyungsoo: “Would you ever date someone from a gang?”

{y/n}: “Maybe, why do you ask?”

Kyungsoo: “I was just wondering…”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Baekhyun doesn’t have the ‘ladies man’ image for no reason. When he’s told he’s guarding you, he sees this as a perfect opportunity to woo you {he doesn’t care if you’re the boss’s daughter, if he sees something he wants, he isn’t going to hold back.} For a long time, his attitude was simple flirting and persuading you into one night stands {but since it’s him, he didn’t have to persuade you too hard.} He started to realise he was in love quite early on, which to him was rather scary, but he wasn’t going to let it fuck everything up. He’s still a member of a gang, and no woman was going to change that. Therefore, he intended to hide behind his feelings for as long as he could get away with.

{y/n}: “If this is just a one night stand, why are you still here?”

Baekhyun: “I’m supposed to be protecting you, remember?”

{y/n}: “Not on Sundays, my Dad is home.”

Baekhyun: “It’s Sunday already? Wow… I had no idea.” *Terrible liar*


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by exoturnback

Sehun would have a hard time when he first starts guarding you since you didn’t want to be guarded. You’d argue with him and pick fights when he told you that you couldn’t go on ‘missions’ with him. But even though you drove him crazy, he still managed to fall for you. But that only complicated things. When he fell for you, he found himself caving into your pleads to going out with him to illegal spots and doing dirty work.

Sehun: “You can’t come on this one {y/n}, it’s dangerous.”

{y/n}: “More dangerous than robbing a bank with arms?”

Sehun: “… Not the point, if your Dad finds me I’m dead.”


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Lay won’t take any messing around from you. If you try and get out, he isn’t going to take it lightly, or if you try and deceive him, he isn’t going to let you off for it unpunished. At first, the relationship wasn’t much, he was the guard, and you didn’t dare try and get past him. But as the relationship progressed, you became more daring, knowing where Yixing’s boundaries where and which buttons you could push. He started falling for you, but he’s a realistic man, and knows that a relationship with the boss’s daughter is more than forbidden.

{y/n}: “I’ll go right now and tell him how I feel about you-”

Yixing: *Grabs your wrists and pushes you up against a wall* “Not if I make sure you can’t walk to go and tell him”


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Jongdae knows the business of the job is rough, and feels sorry for you that you didn’t have a choice but to be in it. When he’s asked to guard you, he does, mainly because he knows how dangerous the business can be, and he doesn’t was you getting hurt on his conscience. He spends most of his time talking to you while guarding you. Luckily for him, no one really tries to come and find you, so his job is pretty easy. He realises he’s fallen in love when his job is slowly ticking towards it’s end, and he knows that if he doesn’t confess now then he’ll probably never have the chance again.

Jongdae: “I know you’re my boss’s daughter, but I really like you {y/n} and I want to be able to protect you forever…”


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by minseokked

Like Yixing, Minseok won’t take any messing around. But unlike Yixing, he doesn’t let his feelings change how he works around you. When he starts falling in love, he doesn’t become any more lenient, and certainly doesn’t let it change how he does his job. He’s not going to let you sneak out behind your Dad’s back just because he’s in love with you. He can be a sweetheart, taking care of you, but he can also be very intimidating. When he finds out you feel the same way that he feels for you, he doesn’t know what to do with the information. And even though he plans on making some kind of confession, he makes sure that his guarding job is done beforehand, knowing he can’t let his personal feelings interfere with his work.

{y/n}: “But I want to go and see that guy! He was so hot and-”

Minseok: “If you wanted to see a hot guy {y/n}, all you had to do was ask.” *Raises up his shirt slightly to give you a sneak peak of the toned muscles that lay underneath*


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Even though Tao is undoubtedly the strongest member due to his martial arts, that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to be a complete ass when it comes to protecting you. He would see guarding you as babysitting, and would probably be very careless at first. That is until you go missing and he freaks out because he knows your Dad will kill him if he finds out. Though Tao doesn’t take long tracking you down, he beats up the people that took you and takes his job more seriously after that. During his time of protecting you, he teaches you some self defense and some basic martial arts so that you can protect yourself. This is when he realises he’s really fallen in love.

Tao: “No, your arm needs to be like this.” *Comes up behind you and holds your hand to put it in the right place. Smiles when he feels his cheeks blush like he’s a teenager all over again.*


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by baekintime

Even though Junmyeon is very kind, he is also very demanding, and won’t let you do anything that he sees as unsafe. He knows how to handle himself and won’t ‘take messing from a little girl.’ When he starts to fall in love, that’s where his starts to go downhill. He doesn’t know what to say, so he simply continues to try and work, but it’s not the same with the added emotions. He’s still a hard ass, and refuses to let you do anything bad, but he is more lenient and will take you out to certain places as long as they’re safe enough to do so.

{y/n}: “Please? The coffee shop is literally over there, please?”

Junmyeon: “Ugh fine, but this is your only treat.”

{y/n}: “Remember when you said that last night?

Junmyeon: “… Shut up, we don’t talk about that. Especially when your Dad could be around the corner.”


Lu Han

Originally posted by moncide

Luhan accepted the job to guard you, and certainly didn’t regret it. Since he’s so used to the guns and violence, he isn’t easily intimidated, if anything, he’s more intimidating than some of the other members. He’d spend half of his life walking around with a knife in his boot, and can be strict with you when he needs to be. He only lets you out when he’s with you, and does not appreciate other men looking at you. {He will beat up those shits if he notices them looking or make a comment about your hotness.} He realises he’s in love one night while you’re sleeping {he doesn’t sleep much, he doesn’t trust himself to since he can’t ensure your safety}. He was watching your face, how soft and beautiful it was and how peaceful you looked when you slept and that’s when he realised his true feelings

Luhan: *Watches you, realising he’s in love* “Well shit… that’s fucked up.”


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by kaibility

Jongin was told to guard you after an incident where you had been captured, so when he finally started his job, he realised how screwed up you really were after the bad experience. He knew how scared you must be, and took that into consideration while guarding you. Unlike the other members, Jongin is a lot more caring, and will treat you more as a person than his ‘job.’ He makes you feel safe in any way possible, even if it means cuddling with you in the bed {though he isn’t exactly complaining about that one.} He doesn’t really remember when he realised he loved you, it just always seemed to be there, and that’s when he silently vowed to himself that he would never let you get hurt.

Jongin: “You’re a precious little petal, aren’t you {y/n}” *Patching you up after you fell over running away from another gang with him.*


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by ohyaahkkaebsong

Kris was assigned the job of guarding you after he saved you from a very dangerous gang. The boss had been so impressed that he had given your well being into Kris’s hands and Kris really didn’t know how to feel about that. Half of him was happy, he wasn’t about to complain about having a beautiful girl all to himself, though another part of him was annoyed, he didn’t want to become your ‘babysitter’ as he put it. At first, he didn’t show you much emotion, but when he found out you’d fallen for him, he couldn’t help but fall for you. He realised he was in love with you while watching you do ordinary jobs in the small apartment you were both staying in together as a hide out.

Kris: “She’s so talented”

{y/n}: “Did you say something?”

Kris: “Table! I said table, you’re a table!” *Bad when it comes to complimenting/confessing*

Demon!Carl AU? anyone?

I don’t know if this has been done already, but I got kind of stuck on the idea of Negan realizing that violence doesn’t make Carl flinch so much, that even his father seems to avoid him somehow, feeling that there’s something not quite right with him, but not being able to put his finger on it. And it all just makes him feel even more intrigued about the kid. He’s not joking when he says “You scare the shit out of me”.

I imagine Carl laughing in Negan’s face when he asks what he should do to him (iron his face, chop off his arm…), and Negan leaning forward and asking, genuinely curious: “The hell is wrong with you, kid?”.

And then Carl would smile at Negan, his one eye going pitch black, and he would whisper, like confessing a dirty secret:

“Oh, so many things.”

Preference "How they react when you start talking dirty to them" (NSFW)

(So i’m still going with the NSFW theme XD Hope it is as requested and you all like it!! Yay for our fav being turned on…well most of them XD PS. I still took out Carl, Ron and Enid for this one…Gifs not mine/Found them on google/Credit to the original owners.)

Negan- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d be way more than turned on but still he’d try to keep it together for a while. However, he’d always fail to go through it completely and would just pin you down under him. “Careful Y/N…Saying things like how badly you want to ride me and how you’d be my dirty slut doesn’t come cheap…I’ll fucking make it happen…Oh yeah! I’ll do it…”

Daryl- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d get distracted by you and would slowly stop doing whatever he was doing to grab your wrist and pull you closer to whisper in your ear. “You better stop it Y/N…stop it right now…I swear if you keep this up…Everyone will know about how much of a slut you are…right here…right now…”

Rick- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d get turned on and let you keep going. He’d honestly felt somewhat flattered hearing you express this way and pull you closer to whisper. “You really have a way with words, don’t you, Y/N…you know exactly how to get to me…And let me tell you this…you might regret saying all those things right now…”

Merle- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d get immensely turned on and would just want to make everything you were saying a reality. It wouldn’t even matter where you were, he’d start to undress. "Alright baby…let see how badly you want me…Talkin’ about getting on your knees for me…and being a slut…you think i’m just gonna let that slide…oh fuck no…”

Glenn- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, you’d peak his interest and he’d listen closely to your proposition, being interested that for once, you were the one initiating it. He’d then pull you away and say “Really, Y/N…is that all you’re willing to do for me…with me…getting all…and…You know what…let’s do it…now…”

The Governor- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d smirk and slowly feel himself getting more and more turned on. He’d then turn to you and aggressively kiss you to shut you up. “Y/N, stop it…you know I can’t handle you talking to me like this…I’m going to have to do something about this…Get on your knees…”

Abraham- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d find it endearing of you and actually think you were being adorable. He’d chuckle looking over at you and suddenly pull you into his lap . “Damn, Y/N…never expected you to be this turned on over me…I’m used to it being the other way around and you always being the pure and innocent one…Guess I was wrong…”

Eugene- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d be surprised and would gulp and gasp at every word you’d tell him. However, he wouldn’t ever tell you to stop as he’d actually encourage you to keep going.“Wow…really…Oh my god…Y/N…you’re not usually like this…Oh…but I didn’t tell you to stop though…I wanna know more…”

Jesus- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d wondered as to what would get you in such a mood and try to figure it out. Only to slowly forget and get caught up in your words. “Y/N, what did I ever do today to get you all hot and bothered? I mean you wouldn’t really do all that right here and now…With me…right now…right?”

Dwight- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he wouldn’t be able to handle it and wouldn’t even try to deny it to you that he’d want to do you. “Fuck, Y/N…You really think i’m not gonna do anything after all that…Every fucking time you do this!…I just want to…and after you told me how badly you want me to touch you…No…Get over here…right now!”

Morgan- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d slowly feel uncomfortable over the fact you were both out in the public and grab your arm to warn you. “I’m flattered, Y/N…I really am…but this isn’t the right time for you to tell me that..you should keep that to yourself when we’re out…And remind me later in our room…”

Shane- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d immediately talk dirty back and just walk towards you to corner you while actually try to win over you. “Oh yeah…that’s what you’d do…Did you ever think about what I’d do…I’d rip those fucking clothes off and get you on the floor…then i’m gonna make you my slut…want me to tell you how…or should I just show you…”

Milton- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d get flustered and try to keep his mind to his work but the more he heard you, the more he couldn’t take it. “Y/N, please stop it…you’re really distracting me…go away…You know what, let it go! Don’t leave! I’m serious, don’t!Just lock the door! I-I want you badly, now! Hurry, get over here…”

Aaron- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d be impressed by everything you were saying and be in slight disbelief you felt that way over him. “Really? Wow! You want me to do that? That badly? Y/N…are you really serious about all of this? I mean I know you like me and all…but this…this is a whole different thing…”

Gabriel- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d try his best to not listen too much and think of anything else while telling you to stop but in the end always fail and give in. “Y/N, please stop it…it isn’t right…You shouldn’t be saying these kind of things to me…We’re not like that…Wait! I-I change my mind…don’t tell anyone…let’s go…”

The Wolf- The moment you’d start talking dirty to him, he’d smirk and feel confident about himself and just want to do everything you’d want him to. “Is that really what you want, Y/N? For me to do…and…all that…right now…Alright…get over here…I can do that! I’ll make it happen…”

Michonne- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d give you a warning look and listen to all you have to say before actually giving into you. “Is that all? Are you serious Y/N…you want me to do all that…just because you…feel that way…Alright then…Show it to me…Now…Here I thought you were an innocent one…”

Maggie- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d be amused by it and would smile and chuckle to every word you have to say. “Y/N, this is going to sound strange but…that is so sweet of you…I’m serious…I love knowing that you’d get on your knees for me…and do all that…I also like knowing that you’re willing to do all that right now…”

Andrea- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d be turned on and grab your wrist to pull you along with her. “Get over here Y/N…You really think i’m just going to let you go…after you said all that…Oh no…Believe me…I’ll even make you regret saying those things…”

Jessie- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d be stunned and shocked to hear you speak that way. She’d try to get you to stop and tell you “Oh my goodness Y/N…Stop it…we’re out in public…it’s not the time to say those things…keep it for later…Imagine if anyone else heard you…aren’t you embarrassed?

Beth- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d freeze and wouldn’t be to sure of how she feels about it. She wouldn’t hate it but she would’ve preferred to not hear so much. "Uh…well…I don’t know what to say after all that…It’s nice of you Y/N but…I don’t think it’s the right time for you to say all those things…”

Sasha- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d chuckle and laugh, shaking her head in disbelief over everything you were saying. "Wow…what’s gotten into you Y/N? You’re not usually like this…I’m used to you being all shy and innocent! What happened to that Y/N?! Well, it’s not like I don’t love this new side to you…”

Rosita- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d be entertained by you but would sarcastically reply only to further provoke you to make you talk even more. “Really, is that all you’ve got?! Come on, Y/N! I know you can do better…i’m sure you have dirtier things to say than just that…So say it…go on!”

Tara- The moment you’d start talking dirty to her, she’d start getting flustered and wouldn’t want to believe you were talking to her that way. “Oh…you’re serious? Like you want me to…and you’d do all that for me…If I…Wow Y/N…this is…a lot to take in…I don’t hate it…but I’ve never seen you like this before…”

The Necessities

Prompt 14 of 642: What three essential items would you take with you (if you were exiled)?

“Condoms, lube, and Dean.”

Castiel burst into a fit of hysterical, drunk giggles and rolled back onto Benny’s bottom bunk.  The other buzzed and drunk people laughed and giggled in awkward amusement as they tried not to look at Dean.  Dean was staring at his best friend with his mouth hanging open like a particularly dumb species of fish.

Philosophy had seemed like such a safe topic for drunk people.  To be or not to be?  Is the world nothing but shadows on a cave wall?  Would you kill one person to save nine, or let someone else kill all ten because killing one person, even for a “good reason” was morally wrong?  Stupid stuff from Ethics 101.  And someone had brought up Napoleon.  And how he was exiled to Elba.  And then the question became where would you want to be exiled to?  And then Charlie had asked what three things would you take with you?

And that had come out of Castiel’s mouth.

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Until the End

This is for @roxy-davenport​‘s adult SPN July writing challenge!

Author: @totallysupernaturaloneshots

Word Count: 3,196

Characters: Lucifer x Reader, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, lowly demons (lol)

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader

Warnings: angst, kidnapping, slight abuse, smut, fluff at the end

Your name: submit What is this?

Summary: The reader gets taken by Lucifer while on a search for him with the Winchesters, while she’s with him, she finds out something that changes her life forever.

Originally posted by angelkurenai

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Everyone liked my Kuroken headcanons, now here are some Iwaoi ones

- Oikawa had his passcode as Iwaizumi’s birthday and changed it to their anniversary when they got together and it’s so easy to hack into his phone because everyone knows it but he refuses to change it
- Oikawa wants to cuddle with Iwaizumi all the time especially when they’re going to sleep but Iwaizumi refuses during the summer because “it’s too warm out for that so stay on your side of the bed” but they’re cuddling when he wakes up
- Eskimo kisses do I even need to explain like ugh it’s so cute kill me
- Okay so there’s always those things that say that Oikawa would always talk about aliens and what not and Iwaizumi is the same way but with BEES. HE LOVES THE BEES AND WANTS TO PROTECT THE BEES. HE WOULD SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR THE BEES. Oikawa says he hates them and Iwaizumi went on this huge thing saying “No the bees are nice and doing bee things it’s the wasps you shouldn’t like okay LOVE THE BEES”
- Iwaizumi really likes it when Oikawa wears his glasses and always compliments him like “you should wear them more often you look so nice and sophisticated” and Oikawa melts
- Iwaizumi gives Oikawa one of his sweatshirts when they go off to college and sometime later Oikawa complains how it doesn’t smell like him that much anymore because he’s worn it so much
- Iwaizumi plays the guitar and all he has to do is strum it and Oikawa will stop anything he’s doing to listen because he finds it so calming
- Alright so Iwaizumi’s grandparents live on a farm and he sometimes goes out there to help and he and Oikawa were one day talking about how Oikawa wouldn’t be able to handle working on a farm for a few days so they make this huge bet and Iwaizumi brings him there the next time he goes and helps him and he’s right Oikawa can’t really handle all the dirty stuff so he lets him do things like feed the animals and what not and there’s baby goats there and Oikawa thinks they’re so cute and runs around with them and sits in their pen for like an hour and a half and all the goats are huddled around him and climbing all over him and Iwaizumi thinks it’s so cute but he would never admit it and oh Oikawa also really liked giving calves their bottles ugh
- “I want someone to look at me how Oikawa and Iwaizumi look at each other” -Makki
- Iwaizumi always watches Oikawa for a bit when he’s sleeping because it’s the cutest ugliest thing ever and kisses Oikawa all over his face when waking him up
- Iwaizumi has a box of memories between him and Oikawa like movies tickets from ones they saw together and all that and Oikawa finds out so they go through it together a few days before they go to college and it’s filled with both tears of laughter and sadness and they both remember everything in that box as if it happened the day before
- Just them being madly in love with each other okay

anonymous asked:

oh my GOD niall with his hand just fidgeting around in his crotch i'm getting all these dirty images in my mind of what it would be like to have cyber sex with him where you're talking dirty over skype and hes there on the couch playing with himself while you tell him all the unspeakable things you're going to do to him the next time you're together and he's like desperate and whining for you to keep going cuz he's so close FUCK ME

PLS SOMEONE WRITE ME THIS. WRITE ME THIS RIGHT NOW SO I CAN ……..yeah………………

Tasting Session

Author: @thegirlfromoverthepond

Rating: G

A/N: Thank you to @xerxia31 for betaing :) And to the amazing persons who run D12Drabbles :)

Prompt 3: No. Not you. Anyone but you.


Gale Hawthorne has always been a proud young man, wanting things to work in his favor every time. Even if, to get the attention of the girl he loved, he had to step into his own seven circles of hell – Mellark’s bakery.

He’d always known Katniss was fond of the cheese buns Peeta made, thus deciding he would treat her with one of them before asking her out to the dance that was coming up.

Because who could say no to him? He had women literally pining for him everywhere in town, but he had decided he would marry his best friend.

He never expected to find her in the bakery.

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Fuck Like A Kennedy

Request: So, if you’re too backed up with requests, or don’t wanna do it, that’s fine, but can I get some Dom Fun Ghoul smut thats really kinky? I love your blog so much! im sorry if this sounds rude!

(TW: Suicide. Angst angst angst angst)

According to the junkies in the ones and the bums living in the slums of Battery City, killjoys were heroes. “They have it all” they would say,”Freedom, adventure, color, they are truly living”. And we were. For the most part. It was days like today that no one told drunken stories about or whispered behind closed doors about. The days where I attended another burial. The days were I awoke to Kobra screaming, and spent half the night trying to comfort him from his night terrors. The days were Party would give in and we all sat emotionless as he screamed and sobbed in his room, cursing himself for drinking that bottle and cursing his fucking government for driving him to this. The days when Jet and I would attempt to drown out a bad day by fixing up that god damn leaking radiator, but would sit in silence as Dr. D’s traffic report rattled another list of names that was way too fucking long. “The world’s so fucked up Y/n,” he would say, clenching onto the steering wheel with bruised knuckles,”so fucked up”. Bad days are inevitable, no matter how beautiful yesterday was. Like today, the day were we finally got blessed with rain. It was a good day, we cranked up Mad Gear and Missile Kid and had the biggest mud war in the zones. It’s been far too long since I’ve heard Party let out his cackle laugh. It was a good day. Was. I should’ve known really, nothing as beautiful as seeing the Fabulous Four act like the kids they truly, not the ones who grew up to fast, could last too long in ts shit world. It was bitter cold, it always was at night, but the rain intensified it. I could barely see with how hard it was coming down, the only light source was the moan and the millions of stars that provided a dim glow against the sand. I could see Ghoul though, a few feet in front of me. My mind flashed to merely hours ago, Ghoul completely covered in mud, tackling Kobra and Party into a puddle with a cheer of victory. I looked at him now, blood shot eyes as he stood on the very edge of the roof. I shuddered at the though of him falling backwards, letting himself go. “They have it all,” they say. “Ghoul?” My voice was strained and sounded like I’ve been screaming for hours. For once, that wasn’t the case. He looked at me blankly, as if the words went right through him. His eyes suddenly flicked up at me, I took a startled step back. I always admired Ghoul’s eyes, they were warm and full of life. Looking into them felt like a combination of a roaring engine and tight hug. They were dead now. Figuratively, not literally. Or yet, anyway.

“What are you doing up here?” His voice was smooth and calm, reminding me of how he S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W units would yell “Hault!” at the Trans Am when we drive by. It was scary how much he reminded me of Battery City citizen at the moment. 

“What are you doing here?” I replied, keeping my voice as genuine and concerning as I could muster. 

“I…I…I can’t feel anything,” he rasped out, his voice cracking with a broken sob. “Why can’t I feel anything?!” I took a step forward, testing his reaction. He didn’t seemed bothered, looking back down at the shimmering puddles below. In a way, I didn’t feel anything either. It almost shocked me how calm I was. Instead of pleading, begging for him to get off the fucking roof and talk to me, my mind was playing an old song, from an old band before this B.L.I. mess. Hey Ho, let’s go

“Ghoul…talk to me,” I reached, a small flicker of hope sparking in me when he made eye contact. “You don’t have to do this.”

“Why not? Honestly, why the fuck not. The world is dying Y/n, fucking dying. We’re dying. We’re chasing a broken dream, running from anything and everything. I’m tired of running.” I’m tired of running. The sentenced replayed over and over in my head. I’m tired of running. Weren’t we all? Hey ho, let’s go.

“There’s nothing wrong with running, Ghoul. Nothing. We’re changing lives. Whether you can see it or not, we are. Hope is back, the people have hope because of you. Because of us.”

“It’s not easy out here…”he murmured, I could tell he was no longer talking to me. ”We all though it would be better out here, better on our own. It’s fucking hell. Fucking. Hell. I can’t do it anymore.”

“Remember today Ghoul? The rain? The mud war? We have one shot at living Ghoul, and were doing it. Were alive. We need you alive. I need you.”

“What did you say?”

“I. Need. You. I can’t spend a day in this wasteland without seeing your eyes or hearing your laugh. I need you here. So get off that roof and kiss me you animal.” I croaked out, offering a hand. He smiled for the first time that night, a broken one, but still a smile. He took my hand and collided our lips together. Hey ho, let’s go. The kiss was messy, teeth grinding against teeth and tongues sloppily swirling together. His nails dug into my waist, definitely leaving marks. He was taking all of his built up rage out on me and I was more than happy to take it. Anything to get him off this damn roof. It wasn’t until he moved to my shirt that I stopped him. “Not here, inside.” He nodded, speed walking next to me as we finally got off the roof and headed to his room. Hey ho, let’s go. The boys were gone, thank God, responding to a supply drop transmission. We collapsed onto his bed, completely disregarding how wet we were from the rain. We practically ripped each others clothes off, using as much force as it took to strip down the fastest. 

“I’m gonna make you feel so god, kitten. Make you fucking scream.” He growls, quickly kneeling in front of me, draping one leg over his shoulder. He chuckles darkly as he pulls my panties to the side with his teeth. He kissed my clit earning a shaky breath from me. He glances up at me, smirking with that fucking smirk that makes my knees wobble. He takes a long, slow lick between my folds. I moan, fisting his raven hair in my hands as he sucks on my clit. His teeth lightly graze it before plunging his tongue deep into my core 

“Oh my god” I moan, tilting my head back into the pillow. He chuckles, sending vibrations through my body, causing my orgasm to quickly build up. Fuck, it’s been way too long. Hey ho, let’s go. I cross my ankles behind his upper back, pulling him closer to me by his hair.

“Now baby, no need for that” he chuckles, sounding more like a growl. He grabs both of my hands in his, pushing them against my sides. He pushes his face deeper, sending his tongue inside me deeper then before.

Fuck i’m cumming!” I scream, arching my back. Ghoul continues to lick and suck, pushing me over the edge releasing on to his tongue. I rolled my hips against his mouth, softly moaning. He releases my arms, bringing two fingers between the two of us, running them up my dripping folds before holding them up to me. I take them in your mouth, swirling your tongue around, enjoying how his eyes darkened at the sight.

“So sweet baby, sweetest cum I’ve ever tasted” he says cleaning me up.

“Ghoul, I want to suck your cock” I say breathlessly under him. He removes my legs from his shoulder, flipping us over. I automatically lick a trail down his stomach, admiring his tone figure and all of his tattoos. I stared at his dick in slight awe, long and thick. I lightly gripped his base, giving him a soft pump.

“Don’t tease me baby, I want to see how good you are with that pretty little mouth” he says, leaning down to get level with me. He runs his thumb over my bottom lip before connecting his lips with mine. He shoves his tongue between my lips, exploring every inch of my mouth. I continue to pump his shaft, causing his eyebrows to furrow with pleasure. I pull away and take his dick in my mouth. He moans, fisting my hair into a makeshift ponytail to have more control. I looked up at him and hollowed my cheeks, swirling my tongue around his thick length, and massage what I can’t fit in my mouth and his balls all at the same time. “You’re so sexy sucking my dick baby, giving me the best blowjob I’ve ever had” he says as I deep throat his length, I close my eyes and focus on taking all of him, which I quickly learn to be impossible. I gag pulling him completely out of my mouth to catch my breath. Admiring how gorgeous he looks like this.

“Do you like it when I suck your dick? Do you like having my lips around you?”

“Oh fuck yes Y/n, you’re so good with your mouth” He grunts, my confidence soaring. He continues to thrust into my mouth, moaning every time I would gag on him, He pulls out of my mouth, letting me catch my breath. I take one breath and take him back into my mouth.

“Oh you’re a little cock slut huh, you like having my cock in your mouth” He growls, his grip tightening in my hair. His dirty talk was intoxicating and became my second favorite thing he could do with his mouth. “Fuck baby, you’re gonna make me cum” He warns, causing me to pick up the speed and take him deeper. He roughly pulls me up to my feet.

“If I’m going to cum, I’m going to cum in that tight little pussy of yours.” I moan at his words, smashing our lips together.

“Talk dirty to me baby” I moan as he pushes inside of me. Neither of us were gonna last long, we both knew that. It’s been way too fucking long.

“You have the tightest pussy I’ve ever felt around my dick baby. God you’re so fucking hot. I can feel how close you are already, cum on me Y/n, cum for me kitten” he says in my ear. That was enough to send me over the edge alone.

“Frank!” I scream, using his real name. I open my eyes to stare into his as I released, whimpering his name over and over again as my nails fasten into his shoulders.

“We aren’t done yet sugar” he says slapping your ass signaling for me to get up. I stumble slightly, legs wobbly after two orgasms. “Let’s see, how do I want to fuck you on my desk” He smirks, pushing everything off his desk before bending me over it,. He spreads my legs slightly before thrusting into me as hard as he possibly could. I cry out, the new angle giving him deeper access.

“Oh fuck” I moan, gripping the edge of the desk. My nails dug into the hardwood, probably leaving marks.

“So tight,” he growled into my ear. “So tight and warm around my throbbing cock” he says pounding into me without mercy. I could feel all of his rage, all of his hatred at everything. He needed this, we needed this. “Oh god Y/n” he says grabbing my ass cheeks in his large hands, kneading them and slapping them playfully. “Y/n baby I’m going to cum” Ghoul groans, closing his eyes and trying to steady his breathing. 

“Me too…” I barley rasped out the words, struggling to speak at how good everything felt. My breaths became short as he thrust at top speed, making my vision go blurry. I knew my thighs would be bruised in the morning from his intense fucking, but I could really care less about tomorrow. My third orgasm builds up quickly this time with more pressure, the pleasure becoming far too much. Ghoul’s thrust began to get sloppy, and he reached down with the hand that wasn’t grabbing my breast to rub my swollen clit fiercely. I arched my back, throwing my head back in pleasure, “I’m cumming” I say weakly, playing with the curls at the nape of his neck.

“Wait,” he demands, speeding up his thrusts.

“Ghoul, I can’t hold it much longer” I pant, feeling his thrust get sloppy. 

“Okay baby, on three” he grunts. “1….2….3!” I scream his name as my orgasm washed through my body, my blood running hot. Ghoul releases deep inside of me, my orgasm sending him over the edge. He waits a few minutes before pulling out of me, picking up bridal style and back over to his bed. I curl up into his chest once he lays down, stroking his soppy wet hair. He smiles and cups my cheek, kissing my gently. The kiss was soft and gentle, everything the sex wasn’t. There’s a beautiful irony in that. “I didn’t mean to be that rough,”he frowned, running his thumb over one of the many bruises on my waist.

“It was great, you were great,” I reassured, and it was true. The rough side of him was hypnotizing and I couldn’t get enough of it. 

“Did you mean what you said? About needing me?”

“Of course I did, I honestly couldn’t live without you. I will always need you.”

“I need you too, in every way possible.” He said quietly, running a hand through my hair.

“We have a good life Ghoul, we do. It’s not perfect, bu it’s something worth fighting for.”

“You’re worth fighting for.”

Hello, Sailor

Originally posted by cassywinchestertheangel

Pairing: tattooartist!Dean, teacher!reader
Word count: 1,761
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When Dean opened his front door, there was no way you could keep your eyes from looking over his bare chest. Smirking, you pointed to his side. “Well, hello, Sailor.”

He looked down and laughed. “Maybe your princess and my sailor would get along.” He wiggled his eyebrows, making you laugh.

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ash-mun  asked:

✯: Do they talk to their partner during sex? Do they talk dirty? Do they whisper sweet nothings?

Elenia: “Oh mostly I give Marko directions and… well that’s not really true. It’s much easier to be honest with him in the dark. I don’t think I could tell him I love him but sometimes when we whisper in those bunks I think I come very close.”

Vadim: “I used to love saying all sorts of things. I suppose it would be a little disconcerting now.”