How would UT/US/UF/SF skelebros react to accidently kissing their S/O's identical twin (that he didnt know they have)?
-insert loud appalled screaming here- He’s apologizing to S/O and to their twin. He’s so embarrassed. He feels so bad that he just invaded their sibling space like that, and he’s kissed his S/o’s sibling. Oh he feels terrible.
He just looks between the two of them his sockets going dark. He might be broken. He didn’t know they had a twin and he just kissed the wrong person. What a way to make a first impression. aaand he’s teleported back to his room. It’ll be a bit before he gives them any affection unless he absolutely knows it’s them. He trusts nothing.
-insert loud enraged screaming here- Why didn’t they tell him they had a twin!? He’s at least trying to get their family to tolerate him! He’s apologizing to their twin however he’s a little made at his S/O. That’s really something they should tell him.
Welp. He’s screwed. It was nice while it lasted. He stares at them with dark sockets and giant red blush on his cheeks. He doesn’t even know what to say. So he gets out an apology before disappearing back to his room and promptly lay on his bed and hide for the next twenty years.(like seriously. He’s full on hdiding)
He looks back and forth between the two of them and he feel’s like he’s not in the right state of mind. When they tell him they’re twins he’s even more thrown off. He understands but t would’ve been nice to know. He’s glad it was just a kiss and he didn’t get handsy.
He’ll be apologizing about it for the next month. He feels terrible! No doubt he’s made one of the worst first impressions. He’s worried his S/O is mad at him as well. He really didn’t mean to, he was trying to be romantic but he tried wooing the wrong person.
He’s laughing nervously glancing back and forth between the two. He’s so confused right now that he only knows how to laugh. So he keeps laughing and laughing until he just teleports away. He’ll apologize later but he’s just really embarrassed and doesn’t want to show his face.
He’s really uncertain about everything at this moment. He really wants to lash out at his S/O for not telling him anything but that probably won’t help him. He can’t act superior as if he knew that they were twins all along cause that would even worse. Therefore he swallows his pride and apologizes to the both of them before disappearing somewhere for the next hour or two.
This scraggly ass beard, fat motherfucker just told me to pull my pants up, so I turned around, stared at him, then he said yeah, that was me. Since I’m pretty mature I told him bitch bye, walked away and went back to fill out my paperwork. A few minutes later, apparently his ‘wife’ popped her head into the office I was in and told me to watch the way I talked to her husband. I told her that he looked homeless, then she told me I looked gay and then walked away because she’s a punk bitch. Wow, shots fired !! Oh no, I look gay, what a terrible thing to be !! I’m telling you right now, blood would have been spilled if we weren’t in a courthouse.
I had a seminar on intertextuality today and the class got talking about whether fan-created content can be considered part of the text.
I pointed out that fan-created content is often BETTER than the canon that producers give us, using the example of “the boring white man the Supergirl writers are trying to push down our throats as Kara’s love interest”
To which my 40 year-old, straight, male lecturer said “Mon-El? Oh yeah, he’s terrible. There’s clearly more chemistry between Lena Luthor and Kara.
imagine if it’s actually “apple tree yard” that airs tonight and the producers and writers get all happy because of the great viewer ratings and then someone’s like “…sorry but no one was actually excited for your show. it was just the whole sherlock fandom hoping for a 4th episode”