oh sweet summer children

Oh, my sweet summer children

“Think about everything else everyone predicted:
- Everyone: Ned Stark is the hero! He’s taking dem bitches Cersei Lannister and Joffrey DOWN!

- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Kills Ned**

-Everyone: OMG I’m so sad Ned died! But don’t worry! Robb Stark, the amazing King in the North will avenge his death and take the Lannisters DOWN and live happily ever after in Winterfell with his mother and wife and child!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Red wedding**

-Everyone: YAS OBERYN MARTELL! YOU KILL THAT MOUNTAIN! TYRION IS SAVED!!!!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Oberyn’s head goes POP**

-Everyone: Stannis the Mannis!!! Now that he is losing the war, he’ll see that Melissandre is bullshit and kick her to the curb and actually take the Seven kingdoms from Cersei!!!  
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Has Melissandre burn Shireen alive**

Now think about what everyone’s predictions were at the end of season 6/during season 7:

-Everyone: OMG Dany has 100 000 Dothraki screamers, 10 000 Unsullied, The Iron Islands, Highgarden AND Dorne! AND THREE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS!! Cersei won’t stand a chance!!! Dany will be Queen by episode 4 just watch!!!
-GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Dany by episode 4: ALL MY ALLIES ARE GONE**

- Everyone: AWW SAM!! He’s finally at the Citadel where he always wanted to be! He’s gonna love it there and find soooo many important clues as to how to defeat the WW!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Shit montage**

- Everyone: OMFG ARYA AND SANSA ARE GONNA KILL EACHOTHER?!?!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Thank you for all your many lessons Lord Baelish…I will never forget them**

Now that we have seen Jon and Dany got together, everyone is all like:  OMG JON AND DANY FOREVAAAA! WHO CARES ABOUT THE CRAZY AMOUNT OF INCEST?! TARGARYENS SURE DON’T AND THEY ARE BOTH TARGARYENS! THEY ARE THE SONG OF ICE AND FIRE AND WILL DESTROY THE WHITE WALKERS TOGETHER AND TAKE THE IRON THRONE TOGETHER AND HAVE A MAGICAL TARG BABIES!!!!

PLEASE!

Beautiful quote from a post by @sweetsummersansa, seen here: https://sweetsummersansa.tumblr.com/post/165621572886/all-reasons-jon3rys-will-not-be-endgame-jonsa

Turn loose the mermaids(Part 8)

Guys, did you seriously thought you are gonna get smut so easily? Oh, my sweet summer children. I’m sorry for blue balling you nah. But you’ll have to wait some more for that smut. Meanwhile, have some sweet fluff. As long as it lasts. And I’m sorry this chapter came much later than I intended.

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Captain Noir could successfully add to his list of achievements the fact that he led his crew to a victory with a rather painful boner in his pants. One his greatest ones, right between winning against one of the most feared pirates of all time and taking control of his ship and killing six admirals of the royal navy in less than four years. Nino being a little shit, gave him a knowing smirk.

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Oh you sweet summer children who think that because Steve isn’t a member of the Klan & he has some Black friends that he isn’t racist….I need you to go read some actual Captain America comics. And some history books. Plenty of bigots find their anti racism in a foxhole. They lose it as soon as the war is over. I’ll believe in “not racist” Steve & Bucky when there is no war in their minds & they associate with Sam, Rhodey & T’Challa outside of a fight. 

Do note, we have only seen Steve & Sam interact with Sam playing the faithful sidekick. We have seen absolutely no footage of Steve helping Sam. And if you tell me “Well he broke him out of jail” I might actually have to hit you with a damned cluebat. You know who we see actually not being racist & associating socially with POC? Tony. You know who we see actually feeling guilt over the deaths of POC? Tony.  

Hell, despite the hype ( Yes, Ultron is Tony’s fault. Those airships that were dropped on DC are Steve’s, both of them are hot ass messes on the “respect the rules, and think ahead front), we don’t see Steve feel much if any concern for the maimed or dead Black people they left behind in Lagos. We don’t see Steve pause even once to say “Is saving Bucky worth all the harm that this will do to everyone else?” What we get instead is a narrative where the Black people get hurt, jailed, or killed while the white guys battle and lose nothing. Fuck a whole bunch of that shit. 

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 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER APPRECIATION » favourite cover ( teenage dirtbag ).

M: This is our new drummer, Ashton. He’s now in the band, again.
A: Hey guys.
M: In case we don’t upload the other video.
L: Shhh.
C: What other video, if you didn’t upload it?
A: What other video, Michael?
L: Oh yeah.
C: Oh my god.

anonymous asked:

well but are you really surprised at the tumblr reaction? right now this fandom's equating defending sharon with stevexbucky hate. even tho those 2 things are independent of each other but that's how people are literally seeing it. which. why. one has nothing to do with the other. or it shouldn't anyway. literally everyone is out for sharon's blood just bc she's prob steve's canon endgame rather than peggy, bucky, tony, natasha, or wanda. as if that's sharon's fault. wtf.

no i’m not surprised because people are people and by that i mean they’re the worst.

Okay, so I’ve been seeing a discussion on my dash lately revolving around basically like…who’s had it worse or which part of the fandom attacked the other first or worse or whatever the case may be

And let me just preface it with this…there’s been shitty behavior from every part of the fandom at some point. 

Every. 

I know everyone wants to think like, “Oh, but my corner has been perfect, we’ve never done anything wrong, ever!” but that’s just not true. It isn’t. I’m sorry, but it isn’t and that’s shitty and I hate it because trust me, I wanted to be part of the fandom that was known for being chill and being more mature or whatever, but…that’s just how shit is. I contributed to it, I need to take ownership of it. 

But let’s just…travel back in time because it seems like a lot of people have forgotten how it really was. 

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people who think marvel will actually make miles morales the new spiderman



oh, sweet summer children. wake up and smell the precedent. this sony-marvel tug of war was always about peter parker.