Oh, my sweet summer children
“Think about everything else everyone predicted:
- Everyone: Ned Stark is the hero! He’s taking dem bitches Cersei Lannister and Joffrey DOWN!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Kills Ned**
I’m so sad Ned died! But don’t worry! Robb Stark, the amazing King in
the North will avenge his death and take the Lannisters DOWN and live
happily ever after in Winterfell with his mother and wife and child!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Red wedding**
-Everyone: YAS OBERYN MARTELL! YOU KILL THAT MOUNTAIN! TYRION IS SAVED!!!!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Oberyn’s head goes POP**
Stannis the Mannis!!! Now that he is losing the war, he’ll see that
Melissandre is bullshit and kick her to the curb and actually take the
Seven kingdoms from Cersei!!!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Has Melissandre burn Shireen alive**
Now think about what everyone’s predictions were at the end of season 6/during season 7:
OMG Dany has 100 000 Dothraki screamers, 10 000 Unsullied, The Iron
Islands, Highgarden AND Dorne! AND THREE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS!! Cersei
won’t stand a chance!!! Dany will be Queen by episode 4 just watch!!!
-GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Dany by episode 4: ALL MY ALLIES ARE GONE**
AWW SAM!! He’s finally at the Citadel where he always wanted to be!
He’s gonna love it there and find soooo many important clues as to how
to defeat the WW!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Shit montage**
- Everyone: OMFG ARYA AND SANSA ARE GONNA KILL EACHOTHER?!?!
- GRRM/D&D: BITCH YOU THOUGHT! **Thank you for all your many lessons Lord Baelish…I will never forget them**
Now that we have seen Jon and Dany got together, everyone is all like: OMG
JON AND DANY FOREVAAAA! WHO CARES ABOUT THE CRAZY AMOUNT OF INCEST?!
TARGARYENS SURE DON’T AND THEY ARE BOTH TARGARYENS! THEY ARE THE SONG OF
ICE AND FIRE AND WILL DESTROY THE WHITE WALKERS TOGETHER AND TAKE THE
IRON THRONE TOGETHER AND HAVE A MAGICAL TARG BABIES!!!!
Beautiful quote from a post by @sweetsummersansa, seen here: https://sweetsummersansa.tumblr.com/post/165621572886/all-reasons-jon3rys-will-not-be-endgame-jonsa