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Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Sebastian Stan x Reader) Pt. 7

Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off: Reader signs up for an online app similar to Omegle, but little does she know that she’s talking to the one and only Sebastian Stan. 

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Warnings: Super fluffy. Slight smut. Slight angst in the beginning. Invasive people. 

A/N: This is a special chappie for @callmeoncette! I hope your night gets better hun! :D

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It Takes Time

Prompt: Growth

Word Count: 1,152

Rated: T

This is the third drabble for @spdrabblebomb, for the third day’s prompt which is “Growth!” Posted to AO3 here.


“Ow, fuck!”

“Stanley!” A thunderous yell up the staircase rattled him and he cringed with his entire body. “Language!”

“Yeah, mom!” He yelled back, and he sighed, deflating into his crossed legs and tossing aside his dad’s old guitar now one string less. “How did she even hear that?” He muttered. He flopped onto his side and rolled to his back, taking a moment to stare at the water stain on his ceiling that Kenny said looked like a llama. He didn’t see it. He groaned.

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[fic] An S&P-Approved Tentacle Encounter

(Shows up one week late having drunk all the Starbucks herself)

Stanchez, 1408 words, warning for crack, some mature language and one really suggestive situation

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The History on Our Skin - Gravity Falls Fanfiction

So I heard @pinesinthewoods was looking for Pines family angst fics, so I wanted to write a little something to honor that request.

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Stan wonders why Ford conceals his skin so adamantly. The answer may be hard for him to swallow.

“Sixer, it’s hot out here.”

“It is…”

“And you’re still wearing all those jackets.”

“I know that, Stanley…”

“And you’re sweating, a lot.”

“Yeah, what about it?”

Stan breathed in, getting frustrated that Ford was too caught up working on deck to even look at him. Stan wanted to talk to him, but Ford was busy readjusting equipment and fidgeting with tangled up used fishing nets to be interested in any degree of conversation.

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anonymous asked:

Imagine Stan pretending he hasn’t got his memories of Ford back for a while. He does it for a few reasons. He wants Ford to keep being nice to him and that doesn’t seem consistent with the relationship he remembers them having. The bad memories are some of the first to come back. Stan keeps being told he’s a hero but that doesn’t match up with the few memories he does have. Part 1

He remembers Ford yelling at him that he’d ruined his life and he remembers Ford falling though the portal. Stan thinks the person he used to be can’t have been that great. Finally, he remembers Ford saying he wanted the Shack back at the end of the summer and he’s scared he’ll be made homeless if Ford thinks he’s recovered. Part 2

Whelp, this turned into a thing. I had already wanted to write something with ‘Stan remembering the portal incident and being kicked out’ and these asks spurred me on. So here we go, some brotherly angst and fluff, blended in measure.

Morning arrived with the curtain call of a nightmare. He couldn’t exactly tell what this one had been about, the details already fading, the ghost of a cry unmade left clinging to his lips.

There had yet night so far where he hadn’t dreamed vividly, leading him to believe that his memories, while content to play hide-and-seek in the light of day, had no qualms jumping out from the shadows, shouting for his attention when he least suspected it.

Rubbing his eyes, Stan fumbled for his glasses; he was unfocused enough these days without the added blindness. As he searched for his spectacles, his fingers brushed something else, the soft fabric dragging against his skin.

Once he had his sight back, he saw what it was, and beamed softly as he recognized it.

The sash Mabel had made with her own two glitter-glue washed hands, and had recently re-given him, “To remember who you are and all you’ve done for everyone!”

Our Hero, the sash read. Stirring a feeling within his heart as it beat to the memory of the twins’ laughter, warm and dear as sunlight. 

Yes, that was what everyone had been saying, ever since he awoke at that clearing in the middle of the forest. And he recalled enough details at this point to realize why they regarded his deeds so highly.

Yet he couldn’t shake this nagging guilt, this sense of being some impostor, a fraud that was not owed their gratitude. At first it was because he could not relate to this Stanley Pines whatsoever, being a stranger to his own self. Later, as the memories returned, it was for exactly the opposite reason – he was beginning to get an idea of who Stanley Pines was.

And there was some debate inside his brain on whether or not he deserved all the praise he’d received.

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You are Mine (For Now, at Least) - funkle my grunkle (nippy96) - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Stan Pines/Reader, Grunkle Stan | Stanley “Stanford” Pines/Reader, Stan/Reader, Stanley Pines/Reader
Characters: Grunkle Stan | Stanley “Stanford” Pines

You’re a young local bartender, and he’s a sexy old adventurer. You two had been flirting for a while now. It’s a match made in heaven! Fem!dfab!reader x Stan. Fluff, smut, and hopefully a few laughs.


This is my shameless self-promotion. You can read it on ao3, or right here under the cut!
Here’s my notes: 
Wow, I am terrible at titles! Uhh, so I wanted to make this gender neutral at first (but still dfab, since that’s what im familiar with) buuuuuut I couldn’t think of many decent gender neutral compliments/adjectives.
So, I haven’t written fanfic in like… 3 years? So I’m rusty. But I kind of love the grunkles, so I really wanted to write this. Also, sorry if there are any spelling/grammar mistakes, I finished this up late at night. Please feel free to leave constructive criticisms, especially since I’d like to write something for Ford next time… :D But uh, please enjoy!

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KNK - Stay 🔊
Choreography by Jihun of KNK

It only takes 1 minute and 40 seconds to stan legends

Part 9/11 TimeStuck AU

Part IX of my story based on dodofiasco‘s AU where Mabel gets stuck back in time and a young Stan has to help her out!

Previous sections can be found here: http://the-subpar-ghost.tumblr.com/writing 

The colors around her were muted but somehow also more vivid than normal. The sound of a softly falling waterfall bubbled in the distance, and all around were flowers and towering trees of every color and shape and texture. Small birds and dewy-winged insects flitted here and there, always just out of sight but delightful nonetheless.

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the date is july 13th, 2015.  stan pines has just finished telling his emotional and revealing backstory about his finally verified twin brother. 

the six-fingered man turns to dipper. “you read my journals?” he asks.  dipper, in his ecstasy, hands over all three books.

“oh yes” says the author, skimming the pages. he grins. “after all these years…”

his eyelids blink sideways. his head swivels completely as he turns into a practical spider demon, careens up the wall, and screams like a banshee. it’s the freaking shapeshifter. again. stanford pines has been dead for thirty years you fool we’ve all been screwed over go the frick home

I think, sometimes you just have to do it. Whatever it is that you’re self conscious about, I mean, I think it’s just jumping into the water; you have to just do it.
One of the things I started recently, I always dabbled in writing and so on, I had a little bit of time (…) and I decided, “You know what? Screw it - I’m just gonna take some writing classes, I’m gonna start writing. I have in mind, I’m always self-conscious in there, but I’m just gonna do it.” So I think no matter what it is, as long as you just kind of give yourself a push and jump in whatever that water is, then you should start to be ok.

I don't know about some people but my mother always tell me that if I only have nasty things to say I better shut up. SOME PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP. I don't wan't to be so territorial, but those who keep on saying that GOT7 should have trained more and that JYPE shouldn't have rushed their debut - DOOR'S ON YOUR LEFT SO CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE GO AWAY? I don't really stan GOT7 just how I stan 2PM like they control my next breath, but I love GOT7. But how much I love them doesn't even affect my judgement on how amazingly talented these kids are. I assume that they trained for like 3 years or even more BUT THE LONG YEARS OF TRAINING DOESN'T EVEN ASSURE YOU THAT you won't mess up on stage or that you won't screw up your lines, or that you'd sometimes miss a beat or a step. OH great people with great horses, come down and smell the fresh air and I hope you step on HORSE SHIT. Just because Jackson was like "chasing" his lines in that Iive perf of I LIKE YOU or whatever crack you can point out in that performance doesn't mean they needed more time indoors JYPE building. TO BE VERY HONEST, GOT7 has got more potentials than some of the groups that have already debuted AND I DON'T FRIGGING CARE IF YOU SHIZZ YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO. (I can hear my mother telling me to shut up. Mothers know best.)

headcanon that when it’s really early in the morning Stan’s actor sometimes has trouble getting his clothes on so he just looks like a mess when he gets out to the studio, Everyone is used to it by now as it happens often.

Stan: Hey, I can dress myself up just fine! This drawing isn’t right at all-

Kyle: I had to fix your jacket for the last three episodes because you kept screwing up the zipper, Stan. Everybody knows, and even this guy knows that too!

Stan: I…uh. Oh, right. Yeah. Um.

Stan: Kyle?

Kyle: Yeah?

Stan: Thanks for that, dude.


//OOC:‘Thanks for the headcanon and the sweet drawing, it’s accepted! uvu

anonymous asked:

yes omg THANK YOU i am so fucking sick of scott being 'the good one, the pure one, the righteous one' when HE IS JUST AS FLAWED AS EVERYONE ELSE. i really really really want your version of events to go down in the finale and next season, but i have a horrible feeling that like you say it'll be everyone apologising to scott and not the other way around. all the scott stans will be like 'but stiles LIED to scott he was in the wrong' WHY DO YOU THINK HE LIED THOUGH? HINT: IT WASN'T FOR THE FUNSIES

Oh hey the finale just happened right now didn’t it? (I’m so behind on some of my asks, sorry!)

But yeah, I just honestly want Scott to apologize, to admit that he needs help sometimes and screws up sometimes, and for all of the rifts that have been building between him and the rest of the characters this season to have consequences that continue into the future.

They cannot just return to where they were before after this. Scott broke Stiles’ trust in a huge way and that needs to be acknowledged; even if he had perfectly sensible reasons for doing it, that kind of betrayal stays with people and affects their relationships going forward. And Stiles put too much importance in Scott’s opinion of him… I said something to sourwolfsparking the other day, and I wish I could remember it exactly now…

But basically, I think Stiles and Scott have this imbalance in their relationship, and they have for a long time. They both care about each other, extremely so, but I think Stiles has always had this sense that Scott is better than him. A better person, better at things, and just generally worth more. And I think, at least on a subconscious level, Scott feels the same way. I don’t say that to bash Scott, because how could he not develop feelings like that to some extent when he’s the True Alpha, when he’s the “good kid,” when even Stiles’ father goes around saying things like “son I should have had” to him? When the entire universe he exists in (the canon) tends to treat him like he can do no wrong?

Stiles and Scott are such close friends, are brothers in every way that matters, and I really appreciate a lot of things about that friendship. But they also have some serious issues to work through, and one of those is resolving this sense of power imbalance between them. Stiles has to have more confidence in himself and his own choices and behavior (keeping Donovan’s death a secret, for fear of Scott’s reaction, was what allowed Theo to manipulate them into that fallout in the first place) while Scott has to realize that he doesn’t always know everything, and to shake this idea that – true alpha or not – he should be making moral judgment calls against his friends.

(**Spoken as someone who knows next to nothing about the finale)