oh sorry i mean

consider this: alex and maggie having a little date at alexs apartment, alex cooking dinner,
and all that but kara had a bad day and flies in through the window and forgot that they had a date and she starts freaking out like ‘oh my god im so sorry i forgot i didnt mean to ruin your date’ and then maggies like 'eat dinner with us little danvers’ and scoots her chair over for kara to sit and alex just looks at maggie and grins because she really couldnt ask for a better girlfriend


Asher: “You don’t have to worry. Some people don’t like to be in a long term relationship. And besides, look around, a lot of people settle down and are unhappy after a few years and then things blow up.”

Vivienne: “You mean like with me and your father?”

Asher: “Oh, hey, no. Mom, I didn’t mean you. I’m sorry, I should have thought before I spoke, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. I just meant in general.”

Vivienne: “No, it’s alright. You and I have never talked about what happened when your father was gone. The twins were just babies, but you were old enough to remember being without him.”

Asher: *nods* “And remember him leaving……”

Vivienne: “Yes, that, too. Asher, I’m sorry I never spoke to you about everything, I know I should have. To be honest, I was too embarrassed to bring it up to you. It’s not the person I want you to think of as your mother. But I want you to feel like you can ask me things about it, now, if you want to. You were young and I know not everything made sense to you at the time. If you have questions, you can ask me.”

Asher: “I can ask you anything and you won’t get upset?”

Vivienne: “Yes.”

Asher: “Okay. Then there is something I have always wondered. I only heard part of what you and Dad were fighting about the night he left. But I always wondered if Dad leaving had something to do with Uncle Stefan. Did it have something to do with him? We never saw him after that……”


Yoongi forcing you to join him in his beauty slumber.

Originally posted by dreamyoongi

“how can he be this ethereal even when he’s sleeping????? gosh,” you murmured to no one, looking through the photos you took with your phone earlier. you couldn’t help but giggle… perhaps a bit too loud because he suddenly woke up, groggy from his nap.

“oh no! no, no, no. i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to wake you up!” you confessed guiltily, in fear of his impending anger due to your carelessness.

he mumbled incoherently. you were then being pulled down against his chest, your face flushed instantly as you could hear his heartbeat beating ever so steadily; his arm wrapped around your waist to prevent escapism.

“sleep,” was all he could mutter before exhaustion took over him again.

acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “I went to the store with her–him”
  • “He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”
  • “He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

  • “She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa



I kinda like that sketchy style, I might keep it :p

Soo I finally decided to answer some older asks. It’s gonna take me only like, what, 40 years?

for some reason I get a lot of asks for Laxus and Cobra’s first meeting, so expect that sometime in the future

in the next 100 years


reason number 345678 why Acno shouldn’t be a parent

Anon told me about the Mermaid Parade in Coney Island and they’re totally right, Percy would definitely want to participate 100%. And dress up while he’s at it. And drag Jason because someone needs to carry him around.

“Hey Dex–oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt!” Chowder backs up and peers around the open door.

Dex lifts his head off Nursey’s shoulder. “You’re not interrupting.”

“Yo,” Nursey says. He clicks his pen and writes another line.

“Hey Nursey,” Chowder says.

Dex shifts to grab his laptop. “Did you want to work on the coding project?”

“Yeah,” Chowder says. “But I can come back later.”

“Nah,” Dex says.”

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Im going to bed now cause i still have school tom obviously so goodnight to me then- TvT

  • WIll: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;)
  • Nico: No, it-
  • WIll: hurt when you scraped your knees crawling out of hell? -_-
  • Nico: No. Actually, being the son of Hades means I can just stroll out of Hell. No knee scraping necessary.So no it did not hurt when I scraped my knees crawling out of hell.
  • WIll: But?

Pines Height Chart Ft. Teen Mystery Twins :D

Going by the headcanon that both Dipper and Mabel get taller than Stan (and therefore Ford too) I decided to draw a really dumb height chart! Stan is clearly not happy about being the shortest haha (tho he’s secretly proud of his nibblings for getting so tall and strong) 

Mabel’s still the Alpha Twin, of course :D

  • *Yuri's about to skate*
  • Me: You can do it my beautiful pork cutlet bowl!
  • *Yurio's about to skate*
  • Me: Go, my son! Show mommy how much you shine!
  • *Phichit's about to skate*
  • Me: Soar our precious fandom child!
  • *Otabek's about to skate*
  • Me: You can do it baby! Make your country and boyfriend proud!
  • *Chris's about to skate*
  • Me: Oh god my eyes! Oh wait... he's being normal for once.
  • *JJ's about to skate*
  • Me: I hope you miss all your jumps!
  • *JJ misses all his jumps*
  • Me: oh... well shit. I didn't mean it... sorry?