oh sorry caps lock

As a baptan stan, every time I see people say things like “b.a.p would have been as popular as bts is right now if it wasn’t for the hiatus” or “b.a.p fans left and became bts fans because they got bored of waiting during the hiatus” I kind of want to bash my head against a real living version of the stupid ass tsent tree logo. 


I mean of course the hiatus did come at a bad time in terms of where they were in their career, and some fans did leave, so ultimately it did harm their popularity. But seeing this repeated everywhere sheds unnecessary negativity on the hiatus which we really don’t need because there’s already enough of that. B.a.p filed a lawsuit because they were being mistreated and taken advantage of by their shitty company, and were on hiatus for so long because said shitty company played dirty and kept postponing things and dragging it out. (Also please don’t ever wish b.a.p never took action to protect themselves for the sake of maintaining their popularity - wouldn’t it be hypocritical for a group known for their musical themes of social justice and standing up for what’s right to stand down when it came to their own matters and let themselves be used like that? Of course we don’t know exactly how things are now, but if they have money to buy cars and get time to go on holiday and see their families etc, it’s definitely better than before. Popularity is not more important than health etc.) 


Do you really think that a company who still pays their managers two months late, and announced a world tour out of the blue even though b.a.p members on several occasions said that they wanted to stay in korea in 2017 and focus on domestic activities (at least someone knows how to promote), would be able to put in half the thought and promotion that bighit has been doing since day 1? Of course nobody could predict the extent of the immense popularity bts has acquired (and several other kpop groups, or kpop in general recently), but bighit has been consistently marketing bts so well even since before debut: they were inevitably going to have a strong breakthrough of some sort.


Since everyone seems to be so eager to keep comparing the two groups (??????? never understood it and the pettiness shown by some fans from both sides????? please don’t be a loser thank you), let’s compare the management and marketing for a minute instead. 

Awesome things bighit has done to show they actually care about their group: 

  • constant presence on social media (twitter, facebook, youtube!!!!!!!! personally what made me really pay attention to bts back in 2013 was their bangtan bombs - humour reaches people where music taste might not)
  • actual dance practice videos!! (it’s ridiculous how easy it is to get views on youtube and yet we only have 2 proper b.a.p dance practice videos???)
  • focused on constantly promoting in korea without running the bts members into the ground and instead waiting for good times to go on tours, thus establishing a strong fanbase in korea (very important!!!!!)
  • don’t want to go on variety shows? make your own! bts run and gayo videos on v app - cheap and easy way of keeping fans interested during times when there’s not much new content

Stupid ass things ts did before the lawsuit (aside from the whole mistreating them thing y’know) that limited b.a.p’s popularity from the start and showed that they didn’t give a shit about their main money-makers:

  • not doing any of the cool things above that bighit does
  • no but seriously where the FUk are the dance practice videos???? listen this loses ts out on millions of youtube views I don’t understand what’s so hard? about filming them doing what they do all the time? and posting it?

Stupid ass things ts does now after the hiatus:

  • hahaha international fans = $$$$$$ right? milk out the international fans and throw b.a.p on an impromptu world tour when you’re in debt why not
  • it’s not like b.a.p is a korean group living and promoting in korea right? not like appealing to potential korean fans matters right? of course not hahahah :))
  • only gave b.a.p two-ish weeks to promote wake me up instead of the usual four (+ extra week of follow-up promos) to squeeze in said world tour
  • literally does not know how to promote - spends a load of money making nice music videos but then doesn’t seem to care about getting people to watch them


So basically, even if the whole mistreatment/lawsuit/hiatus thing hadn’t happened, and music styles/member personalities/etc aside, as long as b.a.p was with ts to begin with, you can’t really say they could have been as popular as bts. If they had debuted with a better company - well that’s too much guessing - we really can’t know what might have happened then. People really like to exaggerate how popular b.a.p was before the lawsuit and talk as if the hiatus completely destroyed them - really not the case. To quote something I wrote on a previous post:

people sometimes compare B.A.P’s youtube views to other groups, where we usually don’t do as well. then there’s the usual topic of some fans leaving and moving to other groups during the hiatus etc etc etc……. well actually, our youtube views aren’t really that different from pre-hiatus? I remember when 1004 (their main breakthrough and at the height of their career back then) was released on the 3rd of february, jongup’s wish was for the mv to reach 1 million views by his birthday on the 6th - 3 days later and it still didn’t reach 1 million. on the other hand, wake me up reached 2.25 million views in around 5 and a half days. with the explosion of kpop in the last couple of years, some groups enjoy immense success on a whole new scale. our achievements only seem inferior if we compare them to others 

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So final remarks:

  • let’s please stop comparing everything b.a.p ever does to bts. and before you somehow call me out for doing that on this post, the point i’m trying to make is they’re really not the same and bts’s success was not a direct result of b.a.p’s hiatus. sure, it might have made a tiny impact in 2015, but right now? really? nope
  • b.a.p hasn’t been frozen in time since 2014? they’ve been active and gaining fans for the last year and a half. take a look at b.a.p mvs’ youtube comments and see how many people are curious and wanting to learn more. see how many new b.a.p blogs are popping up on tumblr. see how many more people are starting to make gifsets etc. see how many more views their comeback stage for wake me up got compared to any of their other post-hiatus comeback stages.
  • neither b.a.p nor their fans need pity


and on the bright (?) side, some slightly nicer things ts has done recently / since the hiatus:

  • this 찰떡B.A.P series on youtube and v app - posting fun videos at times when there’s no new content thus keeping a constant stream of it to keep fans entertained (finally)
  • letting the b.a.p members have more creative freedom. letting yongguk and sometimes zelo and the other members control their music, their concepts, their music videos etc clearly resulted in better quality music.
  • let jongup have blue hair
  • ;) semi out
It’s a trap!

Peter Parker X Reader

Summary: Reader thinks there is a clown is her room but nothing is what it seems.

Warnings: Deadpool, Clowns, Swear words, Mentions of sex.

Word count: 1890

A/N: Sorry for all the writing errors but English is not my native language. I hope you guys like it.

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Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Sam, Wanda, Nat, Vision, Clint, Bucky, Steve, Pietro, Thor, Bruce and Peter

Y/N: GUYS WAKE UP!

Y/N: I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE!

Y/N: HELP ME!

Y/N: PLEASE!

Y/N: PLEASE!

Tony has joined the chat.

Steve has joined the chat.

Nat has joined the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Vision has joined the chat.

Steve: Y/N what is going on!

Tony: She is going to die can’t you read.

Steve: shut up Stark.

Tony: But by the way why do you wake us up at 3 am.

Clint: What tony were you sleeping, you said to me that the great Tony Stark never sleeps.

Tony: Whaaaaat I never said that.

Nat: Yes you did I was standing next to you.

Tony: Shut up Nat you need to defend me not him, I will pay you.

Nat: You know Clint is my best friend so I am on his side.

Tony: But I am the great Tony Stark genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!

Nat: But he is my best friend so I defend him.

Clint: Loveeee you toooo Nat <3.

Tony: Hey wait don’t we need to help Y/N.

Clint: He is changing the subject ;)

Pietro: He was probably taking a beauty nap.

Clint: Ha good one speedster.

Y/N: HEY I AM STIL DYING REMEMBER!!

Nat: What is the problem Y/N?

Y/N: Well this evening I was watching a horror movie about a creepy clown with Peter.

Y/N: And as you guys know I am terrified of clowns.

Vision: But why do you watch a movie about something that you are afraid of?

Y/N: Peter is my boyfriend I do everything for him!

Clint: I ship it!!

Y/N: SHUT UP CLINT I AM GOING TO DIE!

Steve: Calm down Y/N, you still didn’t say why you are going to die.

Y/N: I HEARD SOMETHING!

Pietro: It was probably tony because he makes funny noises when he sleeps and he was taking a beauty nap ;).

Tony: What I don’t!!!

Pietro: Yes you do.

Tony: Shut up!

Y/N: GUYS THIS IS NOT FUNNY I’M LITERALLY CRYING!

Y/N: PLEAS HELP MEEE!

Steve: What did you hear Y/N?

Y/N: A BANG!

Pietro: Come on Y/N it can be anything no need to be afraid.

Y/N: I’M UNDER MY BLANKETS AND I AM TOO AFRAID TO BREATHE!

Tony: Y/N I’m going to be honest this bed is too comfortable to leave.

Y/N: WHAT I AM GOING TO DIE AND YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE YOUR BED!

Tony: You are overreacting Y/N and that’s me saying it but I am sure that someone else is going to help you.

Y/N: TONY DON’T LEAVE ME HERE IT IS YOU’R FAULT!

Tony: What why is it my fault Y/N?

Y/N: IF YOU DIDN’T RECRUTE PETER THAN I NEVER WOULD MET HIM AND THEN HE WOULD NEVER BE MY BOYFRIEND AND WE WOULD NEVER WATCH THAT MOVIE!

Steve: Y/N you are overreacting, you love Peter.

Nat: Yes, yesterday you said to Tony that you would always love him because he recruited Peter.

Y/N: I know I know I loveee Peter sooooo much BUT I AM GOING TO DIE and today it is our 6 month anniversary and I even can’t make it :’(

Y/N: Peter, my love if you read this I just want to say that I love you to the moon and back and that you are the best boyfriend ever and I could not live without you but my time has come I need to go THERE IS A CLOWN IN MY ROOM AND HE IS GOING TO KILL ME I know today is our anniversary and I’m sorry I could not make it. Bye my love

Tony: Yep, I am leaving.

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Steve pleaseeee come to my room.

Steve: I am sorry Y/N I am on a mission in Europe whit Nat and Clint.

Y/N HAS DIDCONECTED.

Thor Has joined the chat.

Thor: GREETING FELLOW AVENGERS!

Nat: Thor caps lock!!

Thor: Oh sorry lady Natasha.

Thor: But I have a question.

Thor: Why did I hear lady Y/N screaming?

Nat: Y/N thinks she is going to die because there is a clown in here room.

Thor: What is a clown we don’t have those on my earth?

Thor: I will search on the internet.

Clint: Thor I would not do that if I was you…

Thor HAS DIDCONECTED.

Clint: There he goes.

Clint: I wonder what he saw.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Steve: Bucky, Sam can’t you guys go to Y/N’s room?

Sam: We can’t sorry.

Bucky: Come on Sam where are you.

Clint: Wait what are you two doing.

Sam: Nothing!

Bucky: Nothing!

Steve: Go to Y/N’s room.

Sam: We are kinda busy right now.

Nat: At this hour?

Bucky: Yes we are.

Clint: Wait you’re not preparing a prank without me

Bucky: No we aren’t.

Sam: Bucky where is Pietro.

Bucky: I don’t know you had to look after him.

Sam: Oh wait.

Bucky: I saw him last at the Ferris wheel.

Wanda Has joined the chat

Wanda: WHY ARE YOU ALL AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?!

Wanda: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP AND WHO THE HELL WAS SCREAMING!?

Sam: It was Y/N.

Wanda: What Y/N never screams?!

Sam: She thinks there is a clown in her room.

Wanda: Oh I hate clowns.

Wanda: Someone should check on her.

Wanda: Bucky, Sam???

Bucky: We are busy.

Wanda: Busy.

Sam: Yes busy.

Wanda: Where are you guys and where is my brother he is not in the building.

Wanda: Actually no one of you two neither.

Wanda: Where are you?

Vision: They are at the amusement park.

Wanda: At this hour!!!

Vision: I heard them speaking this afternoon and they said that they were going to break in there.

Wanda: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS INSANE IF YOU THREE COME HOME I SWEAR I WIL KILL YOU ALL!!

Sam: Oh man why did you said that Vis.

Wanda: Why would you guys even break in there?

Bucky: We hate waiting lines.

Wanda: IS THAT THE ONLY REASON!!

Wanda: Vis!!!

Bucky: What are you going do?

Vision: Yes Wanda?

Wanda: Go with me to that amuse park.

Sam: What no, come on you can’t get us out of here we are having fun.

Wanda has left the chat

Vision has left the chat

Bucky: Sam did you find Pietro?

Sam: Uh no why?

Bucky: I think Wanda is going to kill us.

Sam: Where are you?

Bucky: At the red roller coaster.

Sam: I am coming to you.

Pietro: Oh you guys are by the roller coaster I’m coming too.

Sam: Oh man where were you?!

Pietro: I was eating.

Bucky: The shops are closed right now.

Bucky: Did you break into the food shop?

Pietro: …

Pietro:  Maybe.

Sam: Without us :’(

Sam: That hurts man.

Bucky: Wait guys did you hear that?

Sam: …

Bucky has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Pietro has been disconnected.

Clint: I wonder what happened there.

Steve: I begin to worry about Y/N.

Nat: She is probably fine.

Nat: She can defend herself.

Steve: But she is really afraid of clowns.

Steve: she has Coulrophobia remember.

Clint: Who is not afraid of clowns?!?

Nat: I’m not afraid of them I just kick them.

Clint: that’s why you are my best friend <3.

Steve: I hope she is all right.

Nat: We need to go Fury just send us a new mission.

Steve has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Deadpool has joined the chat.

Deadpool: Hello avengers.

Deadpool: Everybody left.

Deadpool: Hello darkness, my old friend.

Deadpool: I’ve come to talk with you again.

Deadpool: Oh what are my beautiful eyes reading now?

Deadpool: Parker your chick is in danger, time to wake up.

Deadpool: Princess Peter wake up.

Deadpool: Your little muffin is in danger.

Deadpool: I know you are here you didn’t disconnect.

Deadpool: I am going to count and if you don’t wake up at 10 I WILL FUCK YOUR AUNT.

Deadpool: 1

Deadpool: 2

Deadpool: Wait I want to fuck your aunt hehe.

Deadpool: we are going to speed things up.

Deadpool: 10

Deadpool: Peter fucking Parker wake up.

Deadpool: the love of your live is in DANGEEEER

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Wtf Wade!

Deadpool: Princess Peter there you are <3.

Deadpool: Ooh but now I am sad that you are there

Deadpool: I wanted to fuck your aunt.

Peter: Wade wtf is wrong whit you!

Peter: Why did you wake me up?

Deadpool: It’s Y/N.

Peter: what about the love of my Life ;)

Deadpool: She died.

Peter: WHAT????

Deadpool: Okay no perhaps I exaggerate.

Deadpool: she is half dead.

Deadpool: Maybe she is missing an arm or a leg.

Deadpool: I hope it’s a leg because then I can race with her wheelchair.

Deadpool: Oh no wait I do that every day in the hospital.

Deadpool: Have you ever heard that there are 57 wheelchairs stolen from the hospital?

Deadpool: That was me :D

Deadpool: I have a beautiful collection, want to buy a wheelchair for Y/N.

Deadpool: One time there was actually still someone in the wheelchair.

Deadpool: I threw him out of the window.

Deadpool: He was annoying.

Deadpool: wooooops

Peter: STOP WADE!!!!

Peter: IS Y/N AL RIGHT!!!

Deadpool: NO.

Peter: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Peter: IF YOU DID SOMTING TO MY BEAUDIFUL Y/N I SWEAR I WIL KIL LYOU WADE!!

Deadpool: There was a clown.

Deadpool: In her room.

Peter: WHAT A CLOWN ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP!?

Deadpool: NO.

Peter: I AM FREAKING OUT IF SOMTHIN HAPPENED TO HER I WIL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!

Peter: SHE IS AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!!

Deadpool: Spiderling if you don’t believe me read the chat.

Peter: WHAT SHE EVEN SAID GOODBEY TO ME!

Peter: TIS IS AL MY FAULD!

Deadpool: yes it is.

Peter: I SHOULD HAVE STAYED THE NIGHT WHIT HER!

Deadpool: why do you even watch a movie about clowns if you know she’s afraid of it?

Deadpool: I’m even not so stupid

Peter: I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD COULROPHOBIA UNTIL THE FILM WAS OVER!!!

Deadpool: What is Coulrophobia?! It sounds like two German words fucked.

Deadpool: that reminds me of your aunt ;)

Peter:  I’M GOING TO THE COMPOUND IF SOMTING HAPPED TO HER I DIE!

Peter: I CAN’T LIVE WHITOUT HER!

Peter has left the chat.

Deadpool: hehe he is so naive.

Deadpool: N/Y???

Deadpool: He’s gone.

Deadpool: My plan worked.

Deadpool: Oh I mean our plan worked.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Thanks Wade.

Y/N: He is going to be soooo surprised, I hope he is going to like it.

Deadpool: Of course he is going to like it darling!

Y/N: It’s our 6 month anniversary it must be perfect.

Deadpool: It will be cupcake.

Y/N: thanks Wade <3.

Y/N has left the chat.

Deadpool: Now it’s time for my plan.

Deadpool: I am going to aunt May.

Deadpool: She is alone.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: This was your plan from the beginning wasn’t it?

Deadpool: You can’t proof anything.

Deadpool has left the chat.

Bruce: I knew it.

Bruce Has left the chat.

XXX The end XXX

LIVE MAFIA STARTER SENTENCES
  • “ did anyone tell him saying sorry doesn’t bring someone back to life ”
  • “ is terushima alive ? ”
  • “ then kill me. ”
  • “ i don’t wanna play. ”
  • “ i. oh. ”
  • “ both kuros died … in a ridiculous way. ”
  • “ kurocide. ”
  • “ and the other died … from being sat on ? ”
  • “ someone sat on him ? ”
  • “ oh. sorry. greatest apologies. ”
  • “ we’ll kill ‘em ! … not really. ”
  • “ aw. ”
  • “ oh, my caps lock got stuck. ”
  • “ [ Name ], this is a spoken conversation. ”
  • “ RECOUNT !!! RECOUNT !!! ”
  • “ even dead he’s angry. ”
  • “ HOLY FUCK @!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK @!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK @!!!!!! V V V HOLY FUCK @!!!!!! ” x5
  • “ i don’t trust those THIGHS. ”
  • “ my thighs??? ”
  • “ if you’re going to be rude, die. ”
  • “ i said [Name], bitch. ”
  • “ I AM NOT THE MURDERER!!!!!!!! ”
  • “ fuck. FUCK. ”
  • “ it’s watching a group of orangutans talk things over. ”
  • “ i killed him because he called me old. ”
  • “ yeah i killed you. ”
  • “ realistically, who wouldn’t want to die. ”
  • “ hey killer-san, it’s me, ya boi. ”
  • “ DEAD ROOSTER ! ”
  • “ aren’t all balls like that? ”
  • “ kageyama revenge killing? ”
  • “ how do i seem suspicious? ”
  • “ i got your back, fam. ”
  • “ no, i put the past behind me. ”
  • “ me, crying in the club: ”
  • “ OMGGG UR THE PETTIEST PERSON HERE ”
  • “ we didn’t see the bodies. ”
  • “ yeah, it’s dark. ”
  • “ SO, KILLERS. ”
  • “ did you hear that ?? ”
  • “ yes, i can hear. ”
  • “ he’s the captain right ? maybe he got tired of his teammates. ”
  • “ oh, i’ll kill hinata. ”