oh skip

me: this show doesn’t enough karen page in it smh i expected full on kastle

also me: dying at the Hug, “okay. okay”, face grabbing, meaningful and soft™ glances, FOREHEAD TOUCH, cheek kissing, frank bringing flowers to karen (he’s an old fashion kind of guy!!!!!), karen being taken hostage&frank predictably losing his shit, karen and frank teaming up and defusing a bomb, the entirety of episode 10 nvm I’M SO ALIVE

Things Bookworms Say/Think as They Read
  • …WHY?!?!
  • Wait, what the heck just happened?
  • OH, i skipped over a page. No wonder nothing made sense.
  • I wish you were real…
  • Daaaaaaamn! this character is hot!
  • I swear to all that is holy is this character dies I will destroy something
  • …well that was a stupid decision.
  • I ship it…like FedEx.
  • Why are you attracted to them?!? They treat you like dirt!!
  • Wow, what a plot twist…(sarcasm)
  • WOAH! What a plot twist!(not sarcasm)
  • Why would you do that?!?
  • …Nope. Nope! That’s it! I’ve had it! I’m noping the f*ck out of this book!
  • Oh God! *bends over in pain* the feels…right in the heart
  • No. Don’t lie to your love interest. Lying only makes it worse…goddamnit.
  • Aw! They’re so good together! <3
  • Do not flip to the end. Do not flip to the end to see what happens. Do not-GODDAMNIT!
  • Oh! I see what you did there author! lol
  • Do NOT hurt my cinnamonroll characters!
  • They’re twisted, cruel, sarcastic, and possibly the most evil person in the universe…they’re mine now. I call dibs.
  • …this book is too small to read without cracking the spine! (mass market books)
  • I’m already reading this book but that book just got in the mail but this other book has been on my shelf for a month…

Hufflepuff: *weaving a flower crown together in the grass at Hogwarts*

Slytherin: *leaning on a tree nearby with a book in hand*

Hufflepuff: *adds one last flower and strings a golden strand around the clumsily tied loops* Tada!

Slytherin: *peeks up from book* Oh no..

Hufflepuff: *skips over to him*

Slytherin: *looks at her with fear and adoration* Puff..

Hufflepuff: *takes crown and reaches for his head of fluffy black hair* It’s *struggles to throw it atop his head* ..for..you! *successfully tosses it onto him*

Slytherin: *glances up but doesn’t move in fear of it falling off* Uhh.. *looks back down at her*

Hufflepuff: *beaming with a smile and glittery eyes*

Slytherin: Thank you! *awkwardly pats her head*

Hufflepuff: You’re welcome! *skips away to make more*

10

Happy Birthday to the most beautiful man my eyes have ever seen, the most beautiful voice I’ve ever heard, the most energetic horsecock live, my love and the baddest mother fucking front man of my favorite band on earth! 36 never looked so good! 7/31/1981

M. Shadows 🖤

wanna know something fun?
if you take the first letters of each name of Lotor’s squad plus the first letter of his own name you get a german word.
so we have Lotor, Acxa, Narti, Zethrid and Ezor which results in Lanze. And what’s even funnier: if you translate this to English it’s Lance. You know, like our favourite Blue Paladin? Lance? Right leg of Voltron? Currently the right arm?
yeah, what a truly remarkable coincidence indeed

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—Still, if you experience that moment, it’ll really get you hooked on volleyball.

I was going to make something really nice for your birthday, @markiplier, and I spent hours working- working on a drawing of your face, and then one of Chica, and then I tried one in an Animal Crossing style for some reason, and then at one point I think I had a Darkiplier phase- but everything just looked horrible.

Then I panicked and drew a pigeon. 

Sorry Mark.

I hope you like the pigeon anyway. His name is Henry. 

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YA LIT MEME: [1/7] friendships ➸ the gangsey from the raven cycle

“Blue was perfectly aware that it was possible to have a friendship that wasn’t all-encompassing, that wasn’t blinding, deafening, maddening, quickening. It was just that now that she’d had this kind, she didn’t want the other.”

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The Many Faces of Draco Malfoy: which one is YOUR favorite?

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Damn it! Survive Bayek!

( doesn’t it skip your heart in panic to see Bayek on the ground? it sure does mine :( )