oh shit im so sorry you guys

lance: HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT *plays the john cena song terribly on a recorder with his nose like in that one vine

keith: stop 

lance: why :(

keith: because *takes out a kazoo* i want in on this so we have to restart 

lance: *tears up* this is why i’m in love with you

Succumb. (Jihoon Smut)

for the anon who requested this! sorry if it’s not to your liking jafhdakfbakjdfbadsf im so sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy but he looks like a fucking kitty here omg. btw i kinda got carried away because i have a thing for fem!dom and like idk why i just do. there are parts where he is completely out of character but then again this is a work of fiction. :) i just fucking hope you guys like it, i don’t know what happened anymore, just oh god. i don’t know if this is enough because i’m not satisfied and idk how chastity shit works hbfkjsbfskjfg so enjoy!!


word count: 7.1k holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


disclaimer: so this kinda has mommy kink and stuff. sorry not sorry.


also i guess things will get kinky?!?!?!?

-admin kate x


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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *reads a story in English class*<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, Mr. Teacher Guy, you're just over analyzing this. There's no way there's any meaning behind something so minor.<p/><b>Me:</b> *watches my favorite show/movie/etc.*<p/><b>Me:</b> OH HOLY SHIT. DID YOU SEE THAT? THEY JUST BLINKED TWO TIMES WHILE LOOKING AT THE OTHER CHARACTER. YOU KNOW WHAT TWO REPRESENTS? TWO REPRESENTS PARTNERSHIP. THEY WERE FLIRTIn G. HOOOOLYYY SHIT.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Imagine Tyler having unrequited pining and then having to share a bed with Ethan and then confessing to Ethan and he thinks Ethan's mad at him so he runs off to mark and marks like wtf Ethan's had a crush on you for 2 years and then Ethan comes in and they're happy and Mark just wants sleep

“Hey Eth, Im literally in love with you”

What?”

“Oh shit Im sorry”

que tyler leaving

“Mark, dude, Ethan probably hates me now”

“What? Why?”

“I told him Im in love with him”

“Oh my god you idiot he loves you too wtf”

“Whaaaaaaat”

que eth coming in

“I love you, you idiot”

and then mark just… “Great! You guys love each other. Get out.”


send me hcs and let me ruin them

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AU: Fans first got the idea of Harry’s hate for you through the annoyed looks and nonchalant/sarcastic replies to whenever your name was brought up. But then after you join the band on tour, you and Harry begin to spend more time together and let’s get it clear - you never hated Harry, and it sure took some work but after a while you two were on good terms. Those good terms turned into hand holding and then some kissing even, which photos quickly leaked onto the internet and fans figured it out. Harry went from being clear about his dislike towards you, to blushing whenever your name came up. *requested by anon*

leave a request {x}

  • some person: hey you free
  • me: are you kiddING ME I'M FREE EVERY MORNING EVERY NIGHT EVERY DAY EVERY TIME EVERYWHERE
  • some person: wot
  • me: mAKE US FREE NA SPLASH KASANETA
  • some person: oh uh okay bye
  • me: hIKARI NO KONTRASTO ABITE BITCH
AU ideas that nobody asked for
  • ‘i have no pockets or gloves to stick my hands in on this cold winter day in the city but you just gave me your mittens to use until i got off the train and shit youre really cute and the gloves are still warm and oh my god were going to the same place shit fuck shit’ au
  •  'i eat way more pastries than i really should because the guy who owns the local bakery is really cute and i dont know how else to talk’ au 
  • ‘i was trying to call my friend to rant about my dog biting my furniture but your number is one digit off and i just spent three minutes ranting about how dumb my dog is to a total stranger, im so so sorry’ au
  • ‘i lost my phone in the city so i called it from my friends phone and you picked up, lets meet at a local cafe so i can get it back’ au 
  • 'instead of drawing the model in our art class ive been drawing you instead because i think youre really cute and oh my god all my papers just fell out of my folder and you saw them and oh my god theres hearts on some of them please kill me now’ au 
  • 'i was trying to pass you a note in class that said i liked you but it got intercepted and now the person that sits next to you thinks i  was trying to give it to them, and oh my god why do you look so upset and disappointed???’ au 

  • 'when i was 13 i told you i liked you the day you moved away and you never gave me an answer and now im 21 and you moved back and now i realize youre still just as cute as you used to be and im STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU?? so how about that answer’ au

  • 'the guy whos playing the piano at this ritzy hotel at staying at for a business trip is SUPER cute, and im going to die and 'OH SHIT THEIR ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE’ au 

  • 'we live in an apartment complex and i almost burnt down our whole floor cause i was trying to make cupcakes at 3am, sorry’ AU
       
  • 'we made a pact that if we were still both single by 30 we would get married and ive basically been ditching every date i get because i have a huge crush on you, im 29 and youre 30 and my birthdays in a couple weeks but oh my god you have a s/o now??? what the fuck???’ au

  • 'i was looking through the posters at walmart and i was staring at the my little pony one for WAY too long but i swear to god im not into that i was thinking about buying it for my little sister, please understand’ au
sorry

heyyyy guy been a while huh?
sorry for the lack of posts or answering your asks i havent been myself for some quite time
school is getting more stressful
life is getting shittier
loneliness is coming back in the speed of light
loosing hope in life
getting bullied again
loosing motivation to study or even draw
friends stopped talking to me and leaving me for their boyfriend and other shit
i dont know what to do anymore ya know?

oh yea i forgot to tell you guys im not working anymore so woohoo
ill be back at work around 20th of may when im kinda finished with my grades and will work till mid june
oh yeah and also im on my last year of high school(third to be excact)
and then ill be working for another six months because school
idk if ill be actually working for six months for school to see if im classafied to be a caretaker or not

either way im thinking about moving to germany after im done with this hell hole i call school
dont take this wrong i do love my school
good food ,good education we have DUCKS AND BUNNIES AND CHICKENS AND MOTHERFUCKING KOI FISHES
OUR SCHOOL IS LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY TREES N SHIT BRO
HECK WE EVEN HAVE THE AMERICAN ARMY VISITING US ALMOST EVERY FUCKING MONTH
oh yea the shitty part is that i live near the military training base where my country’s army and the american army train so yea
its not nice hearing a fucking T-16 flying above your fucking flat 2000 M above you at 2 am in the fucking morning almost every day



so back to the point

im not so sure when will i start posting again
it wont bee soon that ill post something
but i know i will post SOMETHING when im not so stressed








OH AND ALSO I GOT A STICK INSECT FROM MY SCHOOL
HIS NAME IS PEDRO AND I FUCKING LOVE THE FUCKER
tho my mom is terrefied of him
and yes
i.named.him.pedro
he looks like this

ISNT HE JUST WONDERFUL!?!???!


okAy nancy out PEACE!

“hey so we arent gonna tell you shit, send you to this deadly place, let yall deal with shit, oh sorry a whole bunch of your friends are dead, jasper got speared? aw man sucks to hear that~ wells is dead? oh you guys gotta figure it out! figure it all out guys! just fIGURE IT OUT! … OH WE ARE HERE NOW OK COOL YEAH SO YALL CHILL NOW JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO US HEY STOP DOING THINGS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE LAND AND THE PEOPLE DONT YOU KNOW WE ARE THE OLDER ONES SO PIPE DOWN BEFORE WE PUNISH YOU FOR TRYING TO SURVIVE WE!!! ARE!!! IN!!! CHARGE!!!!”

anonymous asked:

Oh im so sorry that you got shit for that. I'm wondering then, how did you get into bollywood? Like what was the first movie that caught your eyes or something?

Well, bollywood films are really popular in my country since years. And to be honest I wasn’t like bollywood at all at first. About 3 years ago, I met an Indian guy and I was like ‘’bollywood is sucks, I never watch those films, nah never’’ lol. Then he really REALLY forced me to watch Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, this was his fav.(also mine now:P) And I watched it after he begged me for days… Actually there was nothing charming after I watched it(I mean I wasn’t like ‘’oh wow so this is bollywood now I’ve to go and watch bunch of hindi films’’ NO) but I really liked the film. After a while I watched couple of movies too. I watched couple of unbelievable movies(for example; barfi, black, ddlj, pk, queen, 3 idiots) and I realized that hindi cinema is magnificent. So that magic took me in time and I started to follow actors and new movies. I still try to watch hindi films as many as I can.. And moreover I study this language at Uni this year! Yeah I’m learning the language even! I really want to visit India and spend lots of time there. This is like my only dream! This is like a part of my life now. So how can I act like it’s not? This is what I interested in, I can’t just throw this away. I really love India, Indian people, culture, language, songs, movies, all! 

anonymous asked:

hi can u please please please tag your botw posts? im really trying so hard to not know anything about the game before i get to play it

oh sorry didnt see this so idk how long ago you sent this bc tumblr mobile is shit … um and sorry i guess? i really only reblog pictures of that one guy bc i havent really played the game either so i’ll tag future posts/ wont reblog any spoilers…

anonymous asked:

JOHN: :o! your eyes are beautiful, dave! why do you try to keep them hidden away? ~ask-thedeafjohn

>Dave stared at John for several long moments, before blinking rapidly and looking away, forcing himself to take a deep breath

TG: ahah because

TG: people cant handle this much cool comin from one guy

TG: shits so hot theyll burn on the spot

TG: oh dave your sexy eyes and voice so manly and hot my heart stopped now im dead 

>His heart very obviously was not into it, though he rambled as usual

TG: bitches be droppin like flies



@ask-thedeafjohn

at church
  • girl: *talking about guy fucking 13 girls in the same class and all of them finding out*
  • girl: *notices me listening*
  • girl: i feel so bad talking about this in front of you i-
  • me: *laughs* oh no no it's fine
  • girl: *looks a little hesitant but continues*
  • *some time later, she is talking about condoms n some shit idek*
  • girl: oh my gosh im so sorry i feel bad about talking abo-
  • me: *laughs more* its fine its fine
  • me: *thinking* its not like i read about two guys having hot sex or anything hahahahahahshahahahagshshshshgdjajdhslsojfslofjdsjhdskfhalsk
Supposedly

Summary: Who knew that knocking on the wrong door also knocked something wrong on your chest?

Genre:floof lies ha this angsty on the end

Warning: swearing yes

Words: 517 words

A/N: okay so my teeth hurt like hell, so I’ll post this for now and then I’ll post the last shit tomorrow im v sorry, I just cant take the pain ugh (send me a number yooo) I’m also thinking of doing a sequel, since this really looked sad with no sequel (tell you what, ask me if you want it or nah)

“Happy birthday!”

There was a man. He was holding up a box of cake in his hands with his eyes closed and a big grin plastered all over his face.

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current british politics: 2016 edition
  • jeremy corbyn: guys pls dnt play with missiles
  • david cameron: ur suits r shit n ur not patriotic lol
  • conservatives: lmao
  • conservatives: rekt
  • conservatives: good one dave
  • jeremy corbyn: ...
  • jeremy corbyn: k but
  • david cameron: hoe dont do it
  • jeremy corbyn: at least i pay my taxes
  • david cameron: oh my god
  • everyone: oh my god
  • everyone: good one jezza
  • everyone: aight dave you've had your fun now piss off
  • everyone: also we're never gonna let u forget the fact u shagged a pig
AU ideas that nobody asked for

izukumidoriya:

  • ‘i have no pockets or gloves to stick my hands in on this cold winter day in the city but you just gave me your mittens to use until i got off the train and shit youre really cute and the gloves are still warm and oh my god were going to the same place shit fuck shit’ au
  •  'i eat way more pastries than i really should because the guy who owns the local bakery is really cute and i dont know how else to talk’ au 
  • ‘i was trying to call my friend to rant about my dog biting my furniture but your number is one digit off and i just spent three minutes ranting about how dumb my dog is to a total stranger, im so so sorry’ au
  • ‘i lost my phone in the city so i called it from my friends phone and you picked up, lets meet at a local cafe so i can get it back’ au 
  • ‘instead of drawing the model in our art class ive been drawing you instead because i think youre really cute and oh my god all my papers just fell out of my folder and you saw them and oh my god theres hearts on some of them please kill me now’ au 
  • 'i was trying to pass you a note in class that said i liked you but it got intercepted and now the person that sits next to you thinks i  was trying to give it to them, and oh my god why do you look so upset and disappointed???’ au 

  • 'when i was 13 i told you i liked you the day you moved away and you never gave me an answer and now im 21 and you moved back and now i realize youre still just as cute as you used to be and im STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU?? so how about that answer’ au

  • 'the guy whos playing the piano at this ritzy hotel at staying at for a business trip is SUPER cute, and im going to die and 'OH SHIT THEIR ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE’ au 

  • 'we live in an apartment complex and i almost burnt down our whole floor cause i was trying to make cupcakes at 3am, sorry’ AU
       
  • 'we made a pact that if we were still both single by 30 we would get married and ive basically been ditching every date i get because i have a huge crush on you, im 29 and youre 30 and my birthdays in a couple weeks but oh my god you have a s/o now??? what the fuck???’ au

  • 'i was looking through the posters at walmart and i was staring at the my little pony one for WAY too long but i swear to god im not into that i was thinking about buying it for my little sister, please understand’ au