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Some Joseb headcanons/possible fic prompts

I kinda wrote a bunch of headcanons for Joseph and Sebastian and like I dunno anyone is welcome to write fics about any that you like also there are a lot of headcanons here I have a problem plz halp me

-okay so Joseph chillin like ice cream y'knw watching tv or reading or whatevs and seb just like walks in and sits down next to him and like manhandles him into his lap and cuddles him cuz sometimes he needs to just holds him like cuz he desperately cannot handle losing Joseph like he lost Myra and Lily like oh bby its oaky

-Joseph’s Canadian side showing and he like holds doors open for Seb and apologizes for shit that wasn’t even remotely his fault and Seb taking him home and cuddling him for hours cuz joseph bby ur too precious for this world what R U DOIN

-Seb finds Joseph’s little notepad he keeps with him all the time and its filled with cute little doodles and bubbly teenage Japanese girl scribbles and like one of the doodles is of him and Joseph kissing and he’s like ohmygod Joseph come here u sweet lil thing

-Joseph fixing Seb’s tie for him before an interview with a client or something and he’s being a cute lil waifu about it and in that moment Seb finds himself thinking ’hm y'know what I wouldn’t mind getting married again

-Joseph sleeping one of seb’s shirts and seb is just lying there next to him staring at him like yes why can’ t this always be a thing

-Joseph being the first one to say I love you but he was terrified of saying it so he waits until like they’re in bed and he thinks Seb is asleep and he whispers it and suddenly Seb leaps out of bed and turns the light on and grabs his face amd gazes into his eyes while professing how much he loves him back and oh it could not have gone better

-sweetie pie Joseph is hella shy about PDA but he has a thing for holding hands so Seb just holds his hand wherever they go

-when he wants attention Joseph pulls Seb closer to him by pulling on his belt like bby come and kiss me

-No but joseph pulling his gloves off with his teeth and Seb is just standing there like josephDO YOU WANT ME TO BEND YOU OVER A TABLE HERE AND NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

-Joseph doin the Japanese hostess thing where he daintily covers his mouth when he giggles amd Seb is like JOSEPH U FUCKING ADORABLE BBY

-for valentines day Joseph kinda sarcastically buys Seb a bouquet of roses but when he goes to give it to him he actually gets hella flustered so he blushes all cute and hands him the flowers and kisses him on the nose and Kidman keels the fuck over and seb is like why did we even come in to work today I could be ravishing you rn

-JosePH STNADING ON HIS TIPTOES TO KISS SEB ON THE NOSE OH GOD WHY