oh shit! crystals!

Watching Are You My Dad? for the first time

(SPOILERS)

“Dag nammit!”

-Did he almost say dammit

-He just sang along to the background music as well

-EWWWW I HATE BEANS

-THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

“We’re bUILDing  a houSe foR cRABsS”

-Did Pearl lose her sanity over so little screen time as of late?

-You know, crabs live in holes…

-And they try to bite you with their claws if you try to pick them up

-”Bring me back a bear claw!”
 The videogame quests strike back!

-Onion’s weird secret room is called his office??

-”Lars? SADIIIIIIEEEEE!!”

that looks so wrong

-PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING, WE CALLED IT, HOMEWORLD WAS GONNA KIDNAP PEOPLE AFTER ALL, THE THEORIES THAT CAME WITH THE ‘STORM IN THE ROOM’ TEASER WEREN’T ENTIRELY OFF, JUST A BIT EARLY

-”MAMA’S COMIN’ BOYA BABY GIRRRL!”

-Sadie’s mom is so nice

-”Somebody, punch me, please”
 That arcade sounds like it’s being tormented for all eternity

-Which it is, in a sense.

Hey, snack consistency! (Guacola from Drop Beat Dad and the chips from several episodes like Monster Buddies) dunno why that one A is white though

-”ah hu my dad?”

WHADAFADAFACK THAT LITTLE SHIT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE

-I DON’T TRUST HER

-FANDOM INSTINCTS EVERYBODY

-NEVER TRUST SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SMALL, CUTE, AND/OR INNOCENT

-SHE HAS WATER WINGS LIKE LAPIS??!?

-”Don’t leave me with another enigmaaaa!”

Art tiiime!

Connie is otaku confirmed

-Okay maybe I’m stereotyping, but come on, it’s a popular headcanon

…What feeling, exactly, were you going for?

“Honestly I can’t even draw a circle”
All them 14-year-old genius artists on Tumblr be like

-Looks a bit like Lapis, looks like Steven forgot to tell them details like her hair shape and wing material but seriously

-I wonder which storyboarder drew that

“Ah, I like me.” Damn right you do you’re the most popular character AND the most popular ship in the fandom

-”Are you sure?”
 *seagull screeches instead of cricket sounds because this is a beach*

-”Yep, there’s wind.”
 No shit Sherlock
 more like when I try to sound clever but I don’t know anything

“She looks just like my drawing!”

-I…
 Well, art is based on opinions, I respect that.

-She has a British accent??

-Oh shit??

-Dafuq??

WHAT THE FUCK

-TOPAZ JUST TAKES PEOPLE AND SHOVES THEM IN HER TORSO?

-that sounds a bit wrong but IS SHE MADE OF WAX OR SOMETHING AND HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE

-they didn’t even bother to shut up Onion

-Topaz looks like Trump

-sorry but WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DRUGS HAS HOMEWORLD BEEN TAKING

-DID YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND JUST CHILL WITH THE BONG AND BE LIKE “hey you know what would be cool” “wut” “if we made a giant gem with wireless headphones that could stick humans in her chest” “that sounds rad lets do it”

-THE FUCK SHE CAN DUPLICATE SHE’S A FUSION

-SO IF SOMETHING GOT STUCK BETWEEN TWO GEMS FUSING THEY WOULD BE STUCK INSIDE THEIR BODY??

How come they always manage to leave the noses out but not the mouth

-Do they actually do this with incredibly calculated precision

-Reminds me of that one terrible Doctor Who episode

-Does this mean Rose’s sword is in there too?

she has a bow on her hair
that can turn into a magic wand thing

-Also, “Don’t bother listening to him, he’s not my dad.”

-*insert drawing of emo Aquamarine saying “You’re not my dad”*

-The newest evil little shit, Aquamarine.

-Imagine her and Navy Ruby together.

Witchcraft irl
  • Text from friend: Hi bitch lol I'm coming over :):):)
  • Me: OH SHIT
  • *knocks crystals, feathers, and ring of flower petals off the living room table*
  • "Fuck fuck ow fuck" *gingerly carrying still-lit candle to my room trying not to blow it out while hot wax drips all over my hand*
  • *throws pentacle necklace in a drawer*
  • Me, answering the door: Hi yes nothing weird going on in here on this day, no ma'am
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OMFG ALL THE BOMBS DROPPED TODAY ON STEVEN UNIVERSE!!! MY SHIT IS FLIPPED BAKED TOSSED SIDEWAYS EATEN REGURGITATED AND LOST!! I NEED A SHOWER, I NEED A DRINK, I NEED TO CALM THE HELL DOWN!! 

ROSE ISNT PINK DIAMOND - SHE KILLED PINK DIAMOND

SMOKEY MOTHER FUKING QUARTZ 

STEVEN FUSED WITH A GEM!!!!!! 

AM

NOW 

DEAD 

p.s. If you click on the pictures you can see my reactions in real time……

okay but

does this mean…

Bismuth explanation episode?

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EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HURTS D:

First of all, how awful is it to be witnessing this ALL OVER AGAIN, that this is what they probably had to go through during the Moon Kingdom’s fall, they probably had to watch Endymion take an attack meant for Serenity, that he died protecting her, and she was devastated by it and they couldn’t do anything to protect him.

Fast forward a thousand years, they’re reborn, they’re getting their memories back, and IT HAPPENS AGAIN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES AND THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Second, NOOOOO DON’T HURT MY BABIES JUST LET THEM HAVE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS FOREVER!!!! ;___;

Third, you know what I think happened here?  The Sailor Soldiers can’t do anything more than hold their barrier because I think Metallia was feeding power into Beryl and Kunzite, that Metalli was like OH SHIT YES THE SILVER CRYSTAL SO MUCH POWER FEEEEED MEEEE and pushed power through that portal because she REALLY FUCKING WANTED THAT POWER, hence why they couldn’t do anything here.

Even in the manga, Metallia’s like OH THERE’S A CONNECTION FORMING BETWEEN ME AND THE WORLD ABOVE, SO MUCH POWER I CAN HARDLY GRASP IT ALL, so the extra oomph came from that connection/desire to spend the extra energy to make sure to grab Tuxedo Mask who had the light from the Silver Crystal absorbed. (Or, who knows, they really didn’t know a lot about the Silver Crystal at that point, maybe they were even sensing the Golden Crystal.)