Watching Are You My Dad? for the first time
-Did he almost say dammit
-He just sang along to the background music as well
-EWWWW I HATE BEANS
-THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE
“We’re bUILDing a houSe foR cRABsS”
-Did Pearl lose her sanity over so little screen time as of late?
-You know, crabs live in holes…
-And they try to bite you with their claws if you try to pick them up
-”Bring me back a bear claw!”
The videogame quests strike back!
-Onion’s weird secret room is called his office??
that looks so wrong
-PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING, WE CALLED IT, HOMEWORLD WAS GONNA KIDNAP PEOPLE AFTER ALL, THE THEORIES THAT CAME WITH THE ‘STORM IN THE ROOM’ TEASER WEREN’T ENTIRELY OFF, JUST A BIT EARLY
-”MAMA’S COMIN’ BOYA BABY GIRRRL!”
-Sadie’s mom is so nice
-”Somebody, punch me, please”
That arcade sounds like it’s being tormented for all eternity
-Which it is, in a sense.
Hey, snack consistency! (Guacola from Drop Beat Dad and the chips from several episodes like Monster Buddies) dunno why that one A is white though
-”ah hu my dad?”
WHADAFADAFACK THAT LITTLE SHIT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE
-I DON’T TRUST HER
-FANDOM INSTINCTS EVERYBODY
-NEVER TRUST SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SMALL, CUTE, AND/OR INNOCENT
-SHE HAS WATER WINGS LIKE LAPIS??!?
-”Don’t leave me with another enigmaaaa!”
Connie is otaku confirmed
-Okay maybe I’m stereotyping, but come on, it’s a popular headcanon
…What feeling, exactly, were you going for?
“Honestly I can’t even draw a circle”
All them 14-year-old genius artists on Tumblr be like
-Looks a bit like Lapis, looks like Steven forgot to tell them details like her hair shape and wing material but seriously
-I wonder which storyboarder drew that
“Ah, I like me.” Damn right you do you’re the most popular character AND the most popular ship in the fandom
-”Are you sure?”
*seagull screeches instead of cricket sounds because this is a beach*
-”Yep, there’s wind.”
No shit Sherlock
more like when I try to sound clever but I don’t know anything
“She looks just like my drawing!”
Well, art is based on opinions, I respect that.
-She has a British accent??
WHAT THE FUCK
-TOPAZ JUST TAKES PEOPLE AND SHOVES THEM IN HER TORSO?
-that sounds a bit wrong but IS SHE MADE OF WAX OR SOMETHING AND HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE
-they didn’t even bother to shut up Onion
Topaz looks like Trump
-sorry but WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DRUGS HAS HOMEWORLD BEEN TAKING
-DID YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND JUST CHILL WITH THE BONG AND BE LIKE “hey you know what would be cool” “wut” “if we made a giant gem with wireless headphones that could stick humans in her chest” “that sounds rad lets do it”
SHE CAN DUPLICATE SHE’S A FUSION
-SO IF SOMETHING GOT STUCK BETWEEN TWO GEMS FUSING THEY WOULD BE STUCK INSIDE THEIR BODY??
How come they always manage to leave the noses out but not the mouth
-Do they actually do this with incredibly calculated precision
Reminds me of that one terrible Doctor Who episode
-Does this mean Rose’s sword is in there too?
she has a bow on her hair
that can turn into a magic wand thing
-Also, “Don’t bother listening to him, he’s not my dad.”
-*insert drawing of emo Aquamarine saying “You’re not my dad”*
-The newest evil little shit, Aquamarine.
-Imagine her and Navy Ruby together.