oh seth how i've missed you

Ever wonder how Seth's attire came to be?
  • (Seth's looking over new attire choices frowning at each one.)
  • Seth: I don't see why you won't let me just wear trunks ... I really miss my trunks.
  • HHH: That would be giving the fans what they want. I can't have that. Giving the fans what they want is not best for business.
  • Seth: I've told you I want to wear the tightest pair of skinny jeans I can get into!
  • HHH: How are you going to wrestle in skinny jeans?
  • Seth: Hey I'm not Batista; I can get into them without ripping. I have my ways.
  • Randy: Oh he has his ways alright *winks at Seth*
  • Seth: Oh you bet. Like last night when I made The Viper disappear.
  • HHH: GUYS NO GAY TALK IN THE OFFICE! Anyways Seth ... not risking many wardrobe malfunctions; people are still scarred over Batista's mishap in his skinny jeans. How about the tightest pair of leather pants I can find?
  • Seth: Only if they have skinny legs ...
  • HHH: Fine.
  • Randy: One problem ...
  • Seth: *sighs* What Randy?
  • Randy: These are going to be a pain in the ass to pull down at the end of the night.
  • Seth: *Turns to look at HHH* Can I get a zipper in the ...
  • HHH: NOOOOOOOOO!I'm too old for this! *walks out*