oh selina

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-We’ve been friends a long time, Selina. And ever since you’ve known me, I’ve been dedicated to one thing, but that’s done. I don’t know what’s next, but I know-
-Would you please just say what you mean?

Imagine Selina Always Interrupting Your Conversations With Ed, Your Crush

Originally posted by duck-of-satan

“Yeah?” You pushed your hair behind your ear as Edward walked you up to your apartment building. He had graciously offered to drive you home after your shift at his favorite book store, and you couldn’t have been more thrilled and nervous at the same time.

“It’s true,” he said, having given you another one of his odd little facts that always charmed you.

“So, I guess I’ll see you tomorrow?” You asked him hopefully.

“Actually, I was wondering-” Edwards grew shy, looking down at the sidewalk. Your heart began to race when-

“What are you guys talking about?” Selina, the street kid you had allowed to stay in your apartment poked her head out from the doorway, walking down the steps to meet you and effectively stopping Ed from speaking…again.

“Nothing,” you huffed. Curse your overprotective not-younger-sister.

2

“Money itself is valueless. It simply represents the ability to obtain that which is valuable. Food, housing, gold, diamonds and so on.” Catwoman (Selina Kyle)

  • Selina: Alfred has been on our case lately, but I've persuaded him and we'll be able to continue living in sin for several more years.
  • Bruce: What did you do?
  • Selina: Told him that if we had a wedding we'd have to invite the Kanes. He completely shut down. Apparently he hasn't gotten over your fifth birthday party.
  • Bruce: *stonily, looking out to the distance* No one has gotten over my fifth birthday party.
  • Selina: Oh joy, more baggage.
IX. Random Caption Contest Result

Reblog/Reply to write a caption for ALFRED. 

  • 1st Place 

ALFRED: These drinks? They’re for me. Mr Wayne asked me to babysit tonight.

By: stillnotsquashed

  • 2nd Place 

Person: are all of those Bruce’s kids? They must be a handful. 
Alfred: Oh you have no idea.

By: gobydana

  • 3d Place 

Person: Mr.Wayne’s girlfriend must be a weird lady. 
Alfred: *thinks about Selina* Oh, you have no idea

by: messengerofdark

  • Bruce: *Puts Selina in the passenger seat of the Batmobile*
  • Voice from the backseat: Hey.
  • Selina: ...Jason? What are you doing here?
  • Jason: Shot a scumbag pimp in the junk. And then the face.
  • Selina: Oh. Well, good for you.
  • Bruce: *silent angry driving*
  • Selina: And he's putting you in jail? His own son?
  • Jason: He thinks he is. I slipped out of my cuffs about three minutes after he put them on me.
  • Bruce: Jason...
  • Selina: Oh, what a coincidence. It only took me two.
  • *All Hell Breaks Loose*