oh selina


In exchange, I will NOT set every criminal in this city after you! I will not let them cut out your eyes and feed ‘em to you! Along with your ears, and then your noses, and then your tongues! THAT IS WHATCHA GET!

  • Selina: Oh, hey, Robin.
  • Damian: Did you get my report on Alfred's health?
  • Selina: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work. Good.
  • Damian: Thanks, mom.
  • Damian: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Dick: You just called Catwoman "mom."
  • Damian: What? No, I didn't. I said, "Thanks, Cat. "
  • Selina: Do you see me as a mother figure, Damian?
  • Damian: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
  • Dick: Hey, show your mother some respect. I didn't call her mom.
  • Selina: No, no, no, no, Robin. I take it as a compliment.
  • Tim: I called Steph "mom" once, and she's my girlfriend.
  • Jason: Guys, jump on that! Drake has psycho-sexual issues.
  • Dick: Old news.
The day they almost lost you - Batfam x Batsis (reader)

This is the PERFECT exemple of a request I received only a few days ago and will write before others I have received months ago purely because it inspires me a lot <3. Sorry if you send a requests like, six months ago and I still haven’t written it…Again, I really work on things that inspires me the most so it totally depends on the day and mood…Like for example right now, I miss my little 3 years old nephew and I could definitely write a story with a toddler in it ! So here we go, hope you guys will like it :  

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-Remember that time you lost me in the biggest mall in Gotham ?

-Oh my God (Y/N), how many times are you gonna remind that to us ?! Besides, you weren’t even two, you don’t actually remember it yourself…

You smile as you look at your older brother, Damian, mumbling something else you didn’t understand but that looked a lot like “and we found you anyway so…”, and shake your head.

You had heard that story a billion times, and you never really got tired of it.

Your brothers were suppose to keep an eye on you while your father was busy, and they had lost you in one of the busiest place in the entire city…Oh yes, how could you be tired of that ?

Whenever your four older brothers would annoy you, or be overprotective (which, not very surprisingly, happened a lot), like right now, as they were bitching about your boyfriend, Conner (Superman’s clone, and also your brother Tim’s best friend…needless to say, when your family heard you were dating him, they were a bit taken aback, arguing he was too old for you but…technically, you were actually a bit older than him, as when he was “born”, you were already four months old, and besides, you did whatever the Hell you wanted anyway), you would re-tell them the story as you heard it so many times (from Alfred mainly), and they’d instantly leave you alone, still feeling guilty about the all ordeal.

Sometimes though, you felt that maybe, it was that episode that made them so damn overprotective of you…Damian was right, you weren’t even two years old when everything happened, and you didn’t remember a thing but, even so, you still knew it was a big deal.

Because that day…Well, that day, you almost died.

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-We’ve been friends a long time, Selina. And ever since you’ve known me, I’ve been dedicated to one thing, but that’s done. I don’t know what’s next, but I know-
-Would you please just say what you mean?

Imagine Selina Always Interrupting Your Conversations With Ed, Your Crush

Originally posted by duck-of-satan

“Yeah?” You pushed your hair behind your ear as Edward walked you up to your apartment building. He had graciously offered to drive you home after your shift at his favorite book store, and you couldn’t have been more thrilled and nervous at the same time.

“It’s true,” he said, having given you another one of his odd little facts that always charmed you.

“So, I guess I’ll see you tomorrow?” You asked him hopefully.

“Actually, I was wondering-” Edwards grew shy, looking down at the sidewalk. Your heart began to race when-

“What are you guys talking about?” Selina, the street kid you had allowed to stay in your apartment poked her head out from the doorway, walking down the steps to meet you and effectively stopping Ed from speaking…again.

“Nothing,” you huffed. Curse your overprotective not-younger-sister.

Nothing’s gonna harm you (not while i’m around)

Hey everyone! Remember when, two months ago, I said I was working on a Baby BatCat fanfiction? Well, I finally got around to finishing it!

I’m sorry it took me so long, but what was intended to be a small, fluffy OS turned into a behemoth of a fic, filled with angst and hurt/comfort. So I guess it’s a win? Please enjoy!

Baby BatCat. Post-Season 3 Winter Finale.

It’s been two days since the standoff between Bruce and Jerome. While Bruce is having trouble coming to terms with his ordeal, Selina has never been more worried about anything or anyone.

This missing moment is about the two of them taking care of each other, having important conversations, and realizing that protecting and trusting are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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“No one’s gonna hurt you,

No one’s gonna dare.

Others can desert you,

Not to worry, whistle, I’ll be there.”

— Not While I’m Around,

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Selina quietly observed him from behind the window as he sat on the couch opposite the fireplace, his lanky frame somewhat tense, shoulders sagged and head low. It had been a couple of days since Jerome wrecked havoc on Gotham and tried to murder Bruce, and Selina couldn’t remember a time when she had felt more terrified for him. The moment she’d learned about what had happened, she’d gone straight to Wayne manor, not even caring that she was supposed to be mad at Bruce—she just wanted, needed to make sure he was okay.

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