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a-tardis-at-downton  asked:

Hi! Do you have any Really Good Nine/Rose AU recs? I'm finding my love of Nine/Rose has been rekindled. :)

Oh, do I!! This is one of my favorite genres, though it was one I got into later in my fic journey, so there are still so many gems I haven’t been able to read yet. We’re going to do a more extensive list on @doctorroseficreclists, so keep an eye out there too. 

But here is my list of AUs I’ve personally read and love - I’ll organize by writer in no particular order (most have multiple Nine/Rose AUs and I highly recommend checking out ALL their fics - all A++):

(And I’m so sorry for how long this has taken!) 

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Sonic Boom Episodes 1-39
  • ...as told by someone who is really sleepy at the moment.
  • The Sidekick: Knuckles Jr.!
  • Can An Evil Genius...: Eggman is a horrible roommate and nobody likes him.
  • Translate This: TAKE IT EASY WHACK-JOB
  • Buster: Sticks gets a dog who barfs slime all over creation. Also Knuckles makes the best "WTF" face ever.
  • My Fair Sticksy: Red Crudicio Spread
  • Fortress of Squalitude: Knuckles uses uncooked poultry as puppets (which looks hilariously inappropriate due to where he's sticking his hands xP). Also he eats a napkin
  • Double Doomsday: "Who puts an off-switch on a doomsday device?" Eggman, Tails, meet Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
  • Eggheads: Sonic didn't get invited to MustacheCon. Also I'M AN EVIL MASTERMIND OF AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE!
  • Guilt Tripping: The frick is a Gogoba
  • Dude Where's My Eggman: That subtle Beatles reference tho
  • Cowbot: Sonic and Knuckles beat Sonic & Knuckles
  • Circus of Plunders: Amy is a sad clown
  • Unlucky Knuckles: Knuckles attempts to reset the balance of the universe by killing himself several times. Oh and Tails dies at the end
  • The Meteor: Probably the most well executed body-swap episode in cartoon history (the voice acting alone is fricking amazing)
  • Aim Low: RIP Knuckles' birdhouse ;_;
  • How To Succeed in Evil: Tails destroys everything and gets invited to an evil potluck. Also pizza (and pizzazz)
  • Don't Judge Me: Ace Attorney & Knuckles
  • Dr Eggman's Tomato Sauce: The love story of Tails and his plane
  • Sole Power: I can't do 6 'o clock, I have tickets to the opera! Oh wait no that's someone else
  • Hedgehog Day: Knuckles keeps the world trapped in a time loop so he won't have to go to the dentist
  • Sleeping Giant: Apparently the only way to make a rock giant go to sleep is to sing REALLY BADLY. Also Sonic makes a Princess Bride reference
  • Curse of the Buddy Buddy Temple: I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR BOSOM, BUDDY!
  • Let's Play Musical Friends: Rock, Donut, Thursday--the game that will make your head explode. Literally.
  • Late Fees: "Did I ever tell you about the time--" "*internal screaming*"
  • Into the Wilderness: Sonic and Knuckles go into the wilderness and come out of the closet
  • Eggman Unplugged: My delicious whipped cream filling will shoot out like toothpaste ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
  • Chez Amy: I'm just convinced that Dave is stoned for the entirety of this episode
  • Blue With Envy: RADICAL SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE (please)
  • Curse of the Cross-Eyed Moose: "I think I'm allergic to fish saliva" "THEN GET OUT OF THE FISH"
  • Chili Dog Day Afternoon: Knuckles gets high on peppers and hallucinates about the rejected VeggieTales villains who make him wear a kilt
  • Closed Door Policy: Don't worry Knuckles, I didn't understand a word of that either
  • Mayor Knuckles: That stamp is like the One Ring
  • Eggman the Auteur: When I said "Sonknux" that wasn't what I meant
  • Just A Guy: Tumblr in a nutshell tbh
  • Two Good To Be True: MORE ALT DIMENSION SONIC PLZ
  • Beyond the Valley of Cubots: Sonic makes underwear jokes
  • Next Top Villain: DID SONIC JUST FREAKING DIE
  • New Years Retribution: Sonic and Eggman have a dance-off, and it's fricking awesome
  • Battle of the Boy Bands: BEST EPISODE EVER!
  • Conclusion: I fricking love this show. <3
Fall Out Boy- Folié à deux sentence starters
  • "I'm coming apart at the seams"
  • "There's a hole where something was"
  • "Don't worry. You'll never remember your head is far too blurry"
  • "Hey doctor I'm certifiable"
  • "What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet"
  • "Boycott love."
  • "Detox just to retox"
  • "I don't care."
  • "As long as it's about me"
  • "Say my name and his in the same breath, dare you to say they taste the same"
  • "Pull a breath like another cigarette."
  • "Pawn shop heart tradin' up."
  • "The best of us can find happiness in misery"
  • "Hell or glory, I don't want anything in between"
  • "They always bring up how you've changed"
  • "We didn't come to compete"
  • "Never the same person when I go to sleep as when I wake up."
  • "You could have knocked me out with a feather"
  • "I know you've heard this all before."
  • "But we're just hells neighbors "
  • "I must confess I'm in love with my own sins"
  • "You can pretend you don't know you're a legend"
  • "Head like a steel trap"
  • "I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness"
  • "Does your husband know the way the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?"
  • "Does he know the way, of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night"
  • "I will never end up like him"
  • "Behind my back I already am"
  • "Tempest in a teacup"
  • "Peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth"
  • "Sometimes I wanna quit this all"
  • "Besides, the dollar is down"
  • "I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungs, but I'm afraid someone else will hear me"
  • "My mouth got going "
  • "And I asked him it back would bring our luck back"
  • "You can only blame your problems on my world for so long before it all becomes the same old song"
  • "I can't explain a thing"
  • "I want everything"
  • "Oh baby, when they made me, they broke the mold."
  • "I will never believe in anything again"
  • "Kick drum beating in my chest again"
  • "I love the mayhem more than the low"
  • "Change will come"
  • "I got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match."
  • "You'll never catch us"
  • "Let me be"
  • "This flag says I still want you back"
  • "They say the captain goes down with the ship"
  • "If home is where the heart is, we're all just fucked"
  • "I want it so bad Id shoot the sunshine into my veins"
  • "I can't remember the good old days"
  • "It's kinda funny the way we're wearing anchors on our shirts"
  • "My mind is a safe"
  • "My body is an orphanage"
  • "Milligrams in my head burning tobacco in my wind."
  • "Chasing the directions you went"
  • "You're a bottled star"
  • "You shine in the sky"
  • "Are all the good times getting gone?"
  • "I've got a lot of friends who are stars but some are just black holes."
  • "Being anchored just feels like a curse"
  • "I'm not a crybaby"
  • "I'm the crybaby"
  • "Romancandle heart keeps us far apart"
  • "Hate me baby maybe"
  • "I'm a piece of art"
  • "My friends all lie and say they only want the best wishes for me"
  • "Oh baby you're a classic"
  • "But you'll be fading soon"
  • "I can make your heart slow"
  • "Wish hard enough I can turn it to what I like"
  • "I'm a young one stuck in the thoughts of an old ones head"
  • "While all the others were just stirring awake I'm trying to trick myself to fall asleep again"
  • "My heads in heaven"
  • "My soles are in hell"
  • "Let's meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well"
  • "Hurry, hurry !"
  • "What makes you so special?"
  • "I'm gonna leave you"
  • "I'm gonna teach you how we're all alone"
  • "I'm alone, all alone"
  • "If we don't medication, won't sleep for days."
  • "I'm a sunshine machine"
  • "Have you ever wanted to dissapear?"
  • "Please take me back."
  • "I'm astray dog sick"
  • "Please let me in"
  • "Don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam"
  • "It feels like fourteen karats but no clarity when I look at the man who would be king"
  • "We won"
  • "Wishes bounce me weightless"
  • "Infrared scope on pointlessness"
  • "Oh hell yes"
  • "I'm a nervous wreck"
  • "I'm the last of my kind"
  • "Knock once for the father"
  • "The drugs just make me reset"

clarias  asked:

For the AU meme what about a korrasami au where Asami is the avatar and Korra is the stuck up rich girl (maybe if her dad never got exiled so she was a northern water tribe princess lol)

If you’ve read the Grisha Trilogy, there are slight elements of Shadow and Bone in this.

  • This is harsh but The Water Avatar is killed as a young child during some sort of botched kidnapping job by Zaheer, P’li, Ming-Hua, and Ghazan, under Unalaq’s direction. Unalaq had devised this plan to raise the Avatar in secret/ release Vaatu. 
  • Asami Sato, the Earth Avatar, is born in Republic City to two non-benders with some bending lineage on both sides. Yasuko is killed by firebenders, as in canon, and Hiroshi is an industrial magnate who secretly resents benders ever since his wife dies, as in canon. There is little reason to think young Asami could bend, and much less that she could be the Avatar.
  • The White Lotus and Tenzin, meanwhile, have not given up hope that the Avatar cycle continues. They do a really thorough search for this new Avatar, which includes: finding any and everyone with Earthbending ancestry and spending some time with the children to detect any signs of Avatar-ness. 
  • When they come to the Sato residence (estate), it is shortly after Yasuko dies. Hiroshi is very resistant about letting them near Asami, who is 6 years old and very sheltered at this time. He eventually relents, still cagey and apprehensive. Asami picks up on his body language and fear, and she’s suddenly very scared about having her father/ best friend/ whole world taken from her. So when Tenzin presents Kyoshi’s fans and Aang’s staff to Asami, despite this deep connection she feels to both items, this urge to use them to bend, to enter a state where she can reach her past lives, she cries and runs for her father. 
  • It will be a long, long, long time before she (nearly) bends again.
  • When Asami is 16, she is a young woman, brilliant engineer and mechanic, and her father’s business apprentice. An embarrassing accident/ life-changing moment: she hits the Fire Ferrets’ team captain Mako riding her scooter around Republic City. There’s a brief, sparkless romance, maybe an endorsement deal, but they and Bolin remain good friends. She can’t help but think that her father is unhappy about this friendship, but she loves her friends and she loves her father. She hates any bit of distance wedging between her and Hiroshi.
  • The Equalist uprising begins. Bolin’s been kidnapped by Equalists one night, and Asami and Mako sneak into the assembly – there Bolin is, on a stage, where a hooded figure is poised to take away a core part of her friend’s identity. Asami doesn’t know how, only that she’d made the ground shake violently, scattering the crowd, damaging the plumbing, and giving Mako enough time and cover to rescue his brother. 
  • Asami’s very shaken by everything. Maybe it wasn’t her earthbending, after all? She has the faintest memory of councilman Tenzin holding out a fan to her, of Asami reaching for it to bring it down swiftly so that the earth underneath her will rise….
  • “That was such a lucky earthquake, guys!” / “No kidding, Bo. For a second, I thought for sure it was you.” / “Oh-ho, I wish I was that awesome!” / “I’m just glad you’re both safe. You guys should stay in the estate tonight. I don’t like the idea of the loft of the pro-bending arena.”
  • Mako starts suspecting Hiroshi of conspiring with the Equalists. He feeds Chief Beifong some leads, and Asami learns of this. There are a few unsuccessful investigations. Asami’s going to give Mako one more chance before cutting him off. She lets Beifong do her own investigation off the clock, and Hiroshi’s secret operation is exposed. 
  • Asami goes into the Avatar state. It’s this deep betrayal she feels that sets it off. She’s pretty sure she’s destroyed half his cavern/ Equalist equipment warehouse, when Hiroshi’s fierce face comes into view – then she remembers nothing.
  • The next thing she knows, she’s woken up in Air Temple Island and fed some yucky soup. Mako and Bolin don’t really know where to begin, they’re just sitting there and offering to raise her pillows, adjust blankets. Tenzin comes in and informs her that he, Lord Zuko, and Chief Beifong have agreed that the safest place for her at this time is the Northern Water Tribe’s fortress. He also explains that Hiroshi had almost killed Asami, and that the brothers saved her.
  • They leave on two bison for the North Pole. One of them gets intercepted – the one with Tenzin and his family, and Asami hates herself for not turning back for them – but what could she do for them? She knows nothing about bending.
  • Asami and the brothers arrive at the North Pole, where Chief Tonraq greets them. They urge him to send troops to protect the last airbenders in the world. 
  • “What about you, Avatar? You just ran? You neglected your responsibility as a child – and you would do it again, as a grown woman?” Princess Korra’s glare should have made Asami cry. Instead, her eyes fall on the enormous creature standing next to her. She remembers hearing about Korra domesticating the first polar bear-dog ever, from a conversation at a gala she’d once attended. 
  • “Princess Korra,” Asami says, “I’ve heard many things about your bravery. It’s great to finally meet you.”
  • Korra sniffs, unimpressed.

And so it begins.

WHY DON’T YOU STAY?

synopsis ;; luke can’t decide between you and her. 
so you help him make the decision.
note ;; this is based off the song stay by sugarland
which is such a great song btw
come give it a listen !!
this isn’t proofread and
its def not one of my best works but !! 
word count ;; around 2.6k ??

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anonymous asked:

you don't like frozen? why?

I hate Frozen with a burning passion, yes. If you followed my personal at any point, you would know I only like Elsa, Elsanna, and Olaf. And the instrumental versions of the songs. Let’s go with the simple version:

The plot is a fucking mess. There’s nothing but loopholes all over the place and it’s such a hackjob. It’s even more rushed than Tangled. At least Tangled had a more concrete theme and shit (dreams). I never understand what the theme is with Frozen.

For starters: the parents are fucking assholes. They didn’t listen to the trolls by helping Elsa control her powers. hey did nothing but help spurn on the fear. And isolating her like a fucking diseased or dangerous animal? WOW WHAT GREEEEAT PARENTING. Not to mention, WHY separate Anna and Elsa? WHY FUCKING KEEP ANNA LOCKED UP TOO? HOW THE HELL DID ELSA GET TRAINED TO BECOME QUEEN?

I don’t feel the sisterly connection between Elsanna after the opening scene. Ever. If you have the Blu-Ray or have looked online, you know that they cut out a scene of Elsa and Anna interacting before the coronation, picking out their dresses. We NEED that. I need to know what their relationship is NOW. Not just when they were little girls. It’s TOO BIG of a fucking gap. I watched the little introduction from Jennifer Lee and the other director and they said that they cut it because they “needed to stay separated until the coronation ball”? UM, REALLY BITCHES? REALLY? THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU?

How the fuck did Elsa get her powers? What are the limits of them? What are the risks? How the hell does she create sentient creatures (Olaf and Marshmallow)? How the hell does she make a dress out of ice crystals without it melting away because of, I DUNNO, BODY HEAT? How the HELL does she build an ICE CASTLE without ever indicating that she’s studied architecture?

I. Hate. Anna. She. Is. A. Shitty. Character. OH WOW, AWKWARD TURTLE. OMG. “I’M SO ORDINARY” JFC, shut up! I could go on and on about how fucking annoying this girl is and it’s hard to say everything without live-blogging the movie - I’ll do that at some point I think - but the writers try so hard to make her seem like your every day average girl that it just falls flat. Not to mention, how does she go from wanting to just meet people and talk to her sister again during For the First Time in Forever to wanting to meet “the one” in less than a verse? Bitch, you’ve never even interacted with people who aren’t your parents or servants for over 12-13 years. Calm your tits and get some social skills first. The only thing I like about her is her perseverance and her big heart. That’s it.

I ship Hanna, but Hans is a horrible excuse of a villain/antagonist. He has NO clear motive in the beginning. I’m sorry, but a good fairy tale always spells out the villain/antagonist within the earlier moments of the movie (check every single Disney movie aside from like Winnie the Pooh; Gaston and Radcliffe are better fucking villains JFC). And the “SURPRISE” moment is just really badly played out. Why the hell was he put in charge and why did people believe Anna’s word? She’s only  the princess. Where’s the person who ran Arendelle in the three years between the king and queen’s death and Elsa’s coronation? Also, Hans was really fucking dumb for not just kissing Anna. That would’ve taken care of it. BOOM.

I can’t stand Kristoff. End of. All he ever does is belittle Anna (my mom literally just watched the sleigh ride scene and it’s so disgusting how much he’s judging her for her quick engagement with Hans, it’s worse than Robert’s opinion of Giselle and Edward in Enchanted) and push his way into her personal space. I don’t care for the Sven voice shit, but I like Sven enough. Although this “huge animal acting like a dog” trope needs to fucking go. I don’t believe in their love story. I could deal with them being friends, even an Elsa/Kristoff bromance would’ve been cute, but nah.

Olaf, although really fun and has the best lines in the movie, he comes in more than 30 minutes later. There were TOO many characters coming in at shitty points. Yeah, the girls made a regular snow Olaf in the beginning, but that doesn’t count. And he doesn’t feel like a good representation of Elsa and Anna’s love for each other as the fandom tries to pass him off as.

Elsa, Elsa, Elsa. Okay, I’m a fan of her. And I totally get that she’s an empty character as well as a total self-insert character. I accept that and accept that I’m a fan. But I’m sorry, when a character’s only traits are that “she has depression, she has anxiety” then you’ve got problems. What did she do besides have woe is me moments in her room and let her fear overpower her? Why does she look exactly like Anna? She should look much more sunken in around her eyes and her body shape and such should reflect her isolation. I mean, she only ever interacted with her parents and maybe one or two servants. And let’s not forget the fact that she fucking RUNS AWAY the night of her coronation and sings a song about telling everyone fuck you, I’m free. Um, no you ain’t. How you gonna eat? Where you gonna sleep and stay warm (you’re a mammal bitch, you need warmth in the cold)? You fucking covered your own kingdom in a blanket of snow. And when your sister tried to talk shit out with you - let’s also talk about how HORRIBLE and ANNOYING that reprise is, I skip it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. GDI - you shoot her with ice then you throw her out of her home with a large ice monster meant to basically kill her.

Wow. You’re basically the kind of person who, in this day and age, would kill your sibling and then get pegged as a misunderstood girl by the newscasters. It’s fucking messed up.

The trolls and their song was pointless. Absolutely pointless. “Marry this boy because your cute and we think he’s perfect but he’s actually an asshole!” is basically the premise. What even?

I really don’t understand why Hans took twenty years to slice Elsa in half. Kill her you dumbass and become king by force like you want?

Again with Anna, when she’s trying to get the ice out of her heart and dethaw, all she ever thinks about is “true love’s kiss”. If you’re supposed to be all about your sister even after getting shut out, whyyyyyyyy the fuck are you worried about these two annoying ass boys (cause they ain’t men)? GO FIND YOUR SISTER. STAND BY HER. STOP WORRYING ABOUT A POINTLESS KISS. “Kristoff loves me?” is all she can say. “I have to get Hans to kiss me!” is all she can say. JFC thirsty fucking bitch.

That climax is literally one of the most unsatisfying things I’ve EVER watched in a Disney movie.Sit me through Sword in the Stone, Jungle Book, or Pinocchio (all among my least favorite Disney “classics”) 10 times each before making me suffer through that climax. It’s like one second, Anna sacrifices herself, Elsa’s crying over her frozen body, and then all of a sudden she dethaws and Elsa’s like “love” and the eternal winter is gone. What the fuck? Elsa just literally frozen her sister’s heart and sent a huge ass creature after her like, 15-20 minutes ago. NOW YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE? No build up. The epilogue was just as bad. Not to mention, where was her new dress? Anna got one, Kristoff got a new outfit, where was Elsa’s new dress to reflect her change? Cause that’s a big change. Nope. Nothing.

And in terms of the music, I sing along with them, but a lot of them are just so lackluster. I mean, rock on Bobby Lopez for being the first man of color to win the EGOT and thanks Frozen for finally getting Disney the Best animated Feature Oscar, but you were a horrible movie and I want the Tangled frenzy back. I like Tangled in spite of my ex ruining it for me. At least that movie is a hell of a lot more concrete.

Let’s not even go into how fucked up and annoying as fuck the fandom is. Let us nooooooot.

Any more questions? I could go on with my Frozen rants for daaaaaaaaays. I hate it way more than I like/tolerate it and that’s saying something.