oh pheebs

  • Phoebe: That’s like the tenth time I’ve peed since I’ve been here!
  • Monica: That’s also like the tenth time you told us.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, oh I’m sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, it’s a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! I’m so tired of being pregnant! I can't sleep, except on my back which hurts! So I can't sleep! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, ‘cause—Oh! I’m pregnant!
  • Ross: Pheebs, did…you want a cookie?
  • Phoebe: (starting to cry) Thank you so much.
  • Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?
  • Phoebe: I haven’t really had any yet.