oh odin if only you were a better father

OTP Prompts Inspired by Things That Happened This Year (Part 2)
  • ‘you stole my spot so I’m going to sit on your lap’ au
  • ‘people think we’re dating because i like to hold your hand but we’re like siblings… right?’ au
  • ‘how did we accidentally dress as our otp what the hell’ au
  • ‘this is my library table MOVE’ au
  • ‘you thought me and my friend were dating so we had a fake breakup and now you’re worried if i’m ok GOOD THING I CAN FAKE CRY’ au
  • ‘we’re playing 4 team dodgeball and you’re out and YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT ME nonononono I WANT TO GET OUT let me get hit damnit’ au
  • ‘we tried to work on this project alone but my friend and then the teacher added another person to our group there goes our quality flirting time’ au
  • ‘it started to rain and no one can stop me from playing it’s raining men NO YOU CAN’T STOP ME’ au
  • ‘i’m sorry for leaning on you PLEASE STOP TICKLING ME I MUST ESCAPE’ au
  • ‘how long will it take you to realize i walked away while i was chasing you’ au
  • ‘i took a walk around the building I DID NOT ABANDON YOU’ au
  • ‘you said you can’t tell if someone is flirting with you SHALL I USE THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE’ au
  • ‘someone saw me carrying you and now they ship us’ au 
  • ‘you got mad because I drank coffee and now I’m full of energy but you’re fucking tired of me bouncing around’ au
  • ‘whenever we sit together in PE you lay on me and WOW you’re warm’ au
  • ‘i can explain why i have Odin the hot father written on my thigh’ au
  • ‘we’re reading romeo and juliet in class so we’re reading it out loud and you were reading juliet but the guy who was reading romeo was shit and afterwards you told me i would’ve made a better romeo oh my gods’ au 
  • ‘whenever i bring you over my mom finds out whyyyy’ au 
  • ‘we’re in different fandoms but we facetime and rant about our fandoms together’ au
  • ‘i am like 95 percent sure you are the only person who I’ve crushed on who is actually straight’ au
  • ‘we used to live on the same block when we were kids and you were cute (still are though) but then you moved away and i was at work and i saw you walking away and i yelled “i would recognize that ass anywhere!” and that’s how i got your number’ au
  • ‘look it’s late and that’s only four dollars it’s on the house’ ‘really?’ ‘i’m not opening the cash register yes it’s on the house’ au
  • ‘my friend has been gone sick for 4ever and because i’m mad at them i’m telling you that they have a crush on you but wait you have a crush on me’ au 
  • ‘i’m just going to become a stripper’ ‘that’s actually a lot of work’ ‘well then i can get my exercise outside of pe’ au
  • ‘i accidentally called you a whore because it’s cold and i mentioned that you weren’t wearing anything underneath your dress i meant tights’ au