oh no she's hot

naxal-wra asked:


She rifled through her mail with her usual enthusiasm. Which is to say, none in particular. Gala announcement,a  professor’s birthday, invitation to some alumni banquet, a request for alumni donations. She chewed on a loose strand of hair, a bad habit when she was bored. Then, an unmarked envelope slid free from the rest, and her brow arched in confusion. Then curiousity. 

“I do hope it isn’t a prank,” she murmured to herself, making a quick slicing motion with her fingertip only to have the envelope’s seal break as though with a letter opener. She tips it up sideways, and nothing slid out, so she raised it to eye level, and with a quick puff of air, blew it slightly open. There appeared to be a photograph. 

She paled slightly, for the moment convinced that her nightmare of pictures of a certain drunken graduation night escapade was coming true and thoughts of blackmail were dancing behind her eyes. When the picture finally was free of its confines, her mouth dropped open and her jaw flopped like a fish gasping out of water.

It was that nice (yes, nice, let’s settle on nice) human fellow that had blushed and ducked out of her bath that time. Wait. Wasn’t she mad about him bursting into the room in the first place? Her brain was racing too fast to process. Not to mention her brain was distracted. 

For it wasn’t just a simple ordinary picture of this young man, no, he was quite.. naked. And quite in shape. And quite muscular. She found herself fanning with said picture before she glanced at it again. 

Maybe this one she -wouldn’t- share with Izzy.


I outed myself to two friends today

It was easier than I thought. I always wondered if there ever comes a situation in which it’s the right moment to drop something like that. Honestly it was totally unplanned but I’m happy. 

It went like this:
A: “You’re looking really hot in that outfit today” K: “Oh, she’s trying to hook up!” A started to excuse herself and I went like “No, no everything’s okay.” But K didn’t stop and looked at me with a grin: “Maybe you can over think your sexuality for her” A wondered about that and asked what my sexual orientation was and I just grined back and said “Not that straight as K thinks.” So K got really surprised while A was just happily smiling and I answered with a simple “I’m pan”. A instantly started explaining that term to K and she ended up nodding and saying: “So A, you actually have chances”. In the end A started cheering and K smiled to herself.
So that was an easy way to come out!

And at this point I want to thank A because she was actually the first person ever that came out in my circle of friends and actually really inspired me unconsciously with the following phrase: “I always thought I needed to choose between boys and girls but in the end I understand that you don’t have to” . That was actually over a year ago but I wasn’t been able to forget that phrase…

She's Kinda Hot - Diner Edit
  • She's Kinda Hot - Diner Edit

Imagine you’re a waitress at your local diner. You’ve been tasked with cleaning up so you fiddle with the radio to make your work a little less dull.

The Inquisition's power is not absolute: it must earn its place among the forces in conflict. Sister Leliana understands this well, and has called on an old friend, Lady Josephine Montilyet, to be the Inquisition’s ambassador in the halls of the influential. The eldest daughter of a noble Antivan family, Josephine is a rising star among diplomats, skilled at forging alliances with tact, grace, and carefully cultivated favors. She is a consummate planner who understands that resurrecting the Inquisition will require support and goodwill from Thedas's movers and shakers. Fortunately, the ambassador enjoys a challenge, and she sincerely believes that the Inquisition is the best way to halt the chaos sweeping Thedas. (x)


RSR Robot Peridot

i couldn’t stop myself from crossing Peridot with my own universe gdi forgive me

this is how she would appear if she were in the RSR comic.
She runs on green Liquid Life. since we don’t know what her weapon is, i don’t know what two she would have. however, her limbs can detach from her body and be controlled remotely. her torso can hover, but can’t move very fast on it’s own. the range of control of her limbs is about 15 feet, any attempt at making them travel farther will result with the limbs automatically return back to her.
Her limbs are basically boomerangs. 

it is straight up incomprehensible to me how everyone on this damn show is like BRIENNE THE ~BEAUTY~ and doesn’t mean it sincerely????????? jeez have you not lOOKED AT HER have you not SMELLED HER have you not trembled at her gravelly tones low and soft and firm and have you not REVELED IN THE CURL OF HER HAIR OVER HER FOREHEAD and her broad all-bearing shoulders and her collarbones sleek like FISH and her IRREPRESSIBLE IMPLACABLE JAW and have you not melted like lesbian witches in the aftermath of her broadsword swing and wished to be treasured evermore in the gentleness of her calloused hands???????????????????