oh no she's hot

*bursts through the door wearing a cape* THEY SAY WE’RE LOSERS AND WE’RE ALRIGHT WITH THAT *punches clock* WE ARE THE LEADERS OF THE NOT COMING BACKS *plays air guitar on the roof* BUT WE’RE ALRIGHT THOUGH *swings on chandelier* YEAH WE’RE ALRIGHT THOUGH *flips table*

ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

She's Kinda Hot - Diner Edit
  • She's Kinda Hot - Diner Edit

Imagine you’re a waitress at your local diner. You’ve been tasked with cleaning up so you fiddle with the radio to make your work a little less dull.

The Inquisition's power is not absolute: it must earn its place among the forces in conflict. Sister Leliana understands this well, and has called on an old friend, Lady Josephine Montilyet, to be the Inquisition’s ambassador in the halls of the influential. The eldest daughter of a noble Antivan family, Josephine is a rising star among diplomats, skilled at forging alliances with tact, grace, and carefully cultivated favors. She is a consummate planner who understands that resurrecting the Inquisition will require support and goodwill from Thedas's movers and shakers. Fortunately, the ambassador enjoys a challenge, and she sincerely believes that the Inquisition is the best way to halt the chaos sweeping Thedas. (x)

widowmaker is assigned to assess tracer after their run in. the task is simple; decide if tracer is a worthy threat and eliminate her if she is

so, the first day widowmaker perches on top of a tall building and watches tracer go for her morning jog–which she notes as peculiar since tracer’s powers let her move faster than anyone else.

day two is cold and widow notes two things; tracer likes her aviator glasses and she has an assortment of scarves.

day three, widow watches tracer help an old lady across the street and, when the old lady realizes who tracer is, blames her/overwatch failures for their world’s problems

widow considers putting the old woman to her coffin early.

day four; tracer goes to have dinner with a cute girl, who seems nice but they lack any kind of chemistry. the girl flinches away when tracer shows her the chronal accelerator…tracer goes back to her flat, walking slowly.

widowmaker watches from her perch as tracer undresses, briefly takes off her accelerator to collapse against her wall. widow watches as tracer fazes in and out of existence, holding onto herself

day five, widow deems tracer “not a threat”.


It’s a dangerous scene when you’re e i g h t e e n