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  • Russ in Episode One: FOUL SPIRIT! WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO?! YOU TWIST AND CONTORT MY BODY TO TURN ME INTO A VESSEL OF EVIL!
  • Russ in Episode Three: Oh, hey Doug. How am I going to be possessed today?

Honestly, it’s so bizarre looking at Nintendo’s two biggest badasses side-by-side.

6-foot intergalactic mercenary. Armed to the teeth, incredible athleticism, can run and jump in full-body armor at lethal velocities. Regularly combats nigh-invulnerable apex predators that completely suck the life force out of everything in the universe in one touch. Typically only rivaled by two things: an armored space dragon, and herself.

8-inch soft boy. Determined, round, makes superpowers out of his food. Regularly combats godly and godless abominations alike. Befriends most of his rivals because they know he wouldn’t have a problem shutting them down if they acted up again. Once helped the first badass take down several of the aforementioned nigh-invulnerable apex predators. They’re friends.