oh no he's hot

hydraballista  asked:

You are blessed/cursed with my asks these days. Well how about Kurtis and his language skills? He's not much of a talky but he's a smart guy :D

I am blessed, I am blessed!!!! :D Thank you so much for this insightful, well-thought asks!! :D In this fandom we need to talk more about meaningful stuff and less about fuckeries like Lara’s bra size or how relatable is Laraboot, right? ;D So, let’s go for some food for thought!

Aaaah, Kurt, my soft spot :’) Well Murti Schofield would be surely your man again, but as you ask me, I’ll tell you my humblest opinion.

Certainly Kurtis is not as talented as Lara in learning languages, but we can excuse him - he wasn’t raised in a wealthy, full-of-choices athmosphere, he was always on the run, fighting for his life, so he had no time to educate himself as Lara did.

But that doesn’t mean he’s a dumbass - in fact he’s a resourceful guy, isn’t he? ;) Despite he might look like a rascal, I love to think Kurtis is a rough diamond, as Lara is the polished diamond goddammit this is so cheesy so he learnt his way. He certainly doesn’t master or control as many languages as Lara, he just knows what he needs for his job/way of life at a certain point.

My guess is he’s fluent, apart from American English of course, in German - because of his father, in fact, his real surname, Heissturm, is a German one - Diné bizaad - the Navajo language, because of his mother - French - because of the years he served in the Foreign Legion and the fact he also has the French citizenship - aaaaaand Latin :D because he’s Lux Veritatis and still uses this dead language to invoke his powers. We never got to heard him chanting in Latin at TRAOD but we know Eric Loren recorded some pieces to be used in game:

Luceat eais in materia virentis

volare incipit ab initio ad scopus

maxima vires ad incrementum.

And this is not an easy language at all so no, he’s not a dumbass at all. He just takes what he needs and nothing more, I guess being so busy at the basic survival and demon hunting thing, he had not time to learn for pleasure, as I’m sure Lara does from time to time.

Finally, I admit he might know the basics of some minor languages and dialects from the countries he’s been at war during the Legion service or while during his missions as merc - maybe some African languages or Arab? Murti mentioned in his notes some squirmishes with a djinn in the Arabian desert during his Legionnaire times - but he will probably drop them as soon as he’s done with that part of the job.

Thanks again for this fantastic asks! :D They give life to me and are so much fun to answer!! :D :D

*boy dramaaa*

So there’s this boy in my class
Named Spencer
Oh boy he’s fucking hot
His face is perfect
His hair is perfecter
And I cry
Because I will never look as good
It makes me so jealous
And he hasn’t any idea
So I’m here just depressed lmao
While I’m basically crying
He has a gf
So I know I should move on
But I just can’t get over him


Remeber Max? Well fuck him he’s actually an asshole
I’m over him

But Spencer?


Help

Things I’d like to see more of in Jojo fics:

  • CaeJose that’s healthy and happy and doesn’t revolve around “he hates him but also thinks he’s hot! Oh no!”
  • CaeJose, especially post-Battle Tendency, that doesn’t throw Suzi under the bus
  • Bonding between Joseph and Jotaro (especially young Joseph) that isn’t incest
  • Aro Jotaro
  • Just… gen fic in general? Can we have that, guys? Please?
  • JOLYNE OUTSIDE OF THE CONTEXT OF JOTARO. Adult Jolyne who is her own character with her own friends and stories, instead of 500 fics about JotaKak and their small child, or the occasional 6taro angst.
  • JotaKak that doesn’t throw Jotaro’s wife or Jolyne under the bus, either
  • LESS DEMONIZING SADAO KUJO I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE ESSAY ON THIS GUYS FUCK OFF
  • Jonathan in literally any context outside of JonaDio… please…
  • Kakyoin that’s neither woobified, nor reduced to a coldhearted Mountain Dew-chugging memelord
  • Fics where people actually remember that they didn’t have cell phones in 1987
  • Fics that actually acknowledge that some of the characters (namely Jotaro) are mixed race, and also literally anything about any kind of foreign culture aside from some random Italian lines the author got from Google Translate

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Finally watched “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”...

… and what I found out pretty quickly is that, of all the great creatures in it, the most fantastic beast is Percival Graves.  

Originally posted by regularsblack

OH NO WHAT DID I DO!?!?

Fennel as a babu

Fennel as a smol kiddo

Fennel as a Teen/18 yr old  - yes he has tattoos by his eye sockets! -


AHHHH WHAT DID I DOOOOO?!?!!?!?!!

OH NO I MADE HIM HAWT! FENNIE BBY NO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY CUTE WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!



^^^ This song is all that was going through my head while I was drawing Fennel….


But oddly enough I was listening not to this song but to:  Shia LaBeouf - Rob Cantor 



WHY I DON’T KNOW! JUST TAKE THE HOTTIE FENNIE AND LEAVE ME TO WONDER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE CUTIE FENNIE I USED TO KNOW!




NOW YOU’RE JUST SOMBODY THAT I USED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!