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dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞
❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞
❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞
❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞
❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞
❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞
❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞
❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞
❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞
❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞
❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞
❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞
❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞
❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞
❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞
❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞
❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞
❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞
❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞
❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞
❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞
❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞
❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞
❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞
❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞
❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞
❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞
❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞
❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞
❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞
❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞
❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞
❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞
❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞
❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞
❝ well, shit. ❞
❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞
❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞
❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞
❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞
❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞ 
❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞
❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞
❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞
❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞
❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞
❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞
❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞
❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞
❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞
❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞
❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞ 
❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞
❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞
❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞
❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞
❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞
❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞
❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞
❝ did i stutter ? ❞
❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞
❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞
❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞
❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞
❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞
❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞
❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞
❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞
❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞
❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞
❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞
❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞
❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞
❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞
❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞
❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞
❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞
❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞
❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞
❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞
❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

Pokemon meme squad
  • Moon: *flips water bottle*
  • Sun: OOOOOHHHH MY GOOODDD OH MY GOD
  • Hau: I AM THE ONE *mumbles lyrics* A TON *mumbles other lyrics* RESPECT
  • Lillie: *throwing airhorns around*
  • Nebby: *making sniper noises*
  • Kukui: *dabs*
  • Lusamine: *puts on deal with it glasses*
  • Guzma: boiiiiiii
  • Gladion: *shakes clock* IT'S TIME TO STOP. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!?! I'M CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES! IT'S TIME TO STOP.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S NOVELLA
                                    sentence starters

❝ i am always drawn back to places where i have lived. ❞
❝ what do you make of  that? ❞
❝ it’s just i didn’t know you’d been in love with her. not like that. ❞
❝ you can love somebody without it being like that. ❞
❝ oh, darling, i am sorry. ❞
❝ oh. don’t be angry. ❞
❝ you were sweet to see me home. ❞
❝ i’ve got the most terrifying man downstairs. ❞
❝ i’m sorry if i frightened you. ❞
❝ i’ll never get used to anything. anybody that does. they might as well be dead. ❞
❝ i’ve got to stay awake, there isn’t time to sleep. ❞
❝ you think i’m lying? ❞
❝ i’ve taken care of myself a long time. ❞
❝ oh, for god’s sake, i hate snoops! ❞
❝ she believes all this crap she believes. you can’t talk her out of it. ❞
❝ i’m in new york because i’ve never been to new york! ❞
❝ the mean reds are horrible. you’re afraid and you sweat like hell, but you don’t know what you’re afraid of. except something bad is going to happen, only you don’t know what it is. you’ve had that feeling? ❞
❝ i told you. you can make yourself love anybody. ❞
❝ i’m a warmhearted person. it’s the basis of my character. ❞
❝ everybody has to feel superior to somebody. ❞
❝ you will be sorry, if you hit me. you wanted to a minute ago: i could feel it in your hand; and you want to now. ❞
❝ it should take you four seconds to walk from here to the door. i’ll give you two! ❞
❝ do you believe what i’m saying? ❞
❝ everything hurts. ❞
❝ does that make me a whore? ❞
❝ i don’t think anyone will miss me. ❞
❝ please feed the cat! ❞
❝ a girl doesn’t read this sort of thing without her lipstick. ❞
❝ it’s none of my business. except you’re my friend, and i’m worried. ❞
❝ you are a bitch. ❞
❝ i’m very scared. ❞

someone: oh my god were you CRYING???

me, not even 4 minutes after a full on breakdown: 

Pregnancy starters!
  • “How did this happen?”
  • “Oh my god!!”
  • “Is it mine?…”
  • “Honey… We’ve never had sex.”
  • “What am i gonna tell —?…”
  • “My water broke-!”
  • “I AM PUSHING!!”
  • “Stay calm?! STAY CALM?!”
  • “You’re not the one holding a dorks baby.”
  • “Can i feel it kick?”
  • “I’ve never been happier!”
  • “What if mom/dad finds out?!”
  • “I.. Don’t know if i can stay with you now, —…”
  • “Look! You can read it right there, it says positive!”
  • “Don’t you DARE walk out after making me this way!”
  • “Come here, I’ve got a surprise for you.”
  • “So.. ..We’re gonna have a baby?…”
  • “I-I’m not crying!”
  • “I’ll take good care of both of you.”
  • “Aw, what are you going to name it?”
  • “God, I’m so sore.”
  • “How is it this big?! I’m only two weeks in!”
  • “Honey, can you make the food tonight? Again?”
  • “Well, are you gonna get rid of it?”
  • “Well, YOU gained weight.”
  • “Can’t get me back! I’m pregnant!”
  • “We’re not naming it after your dog.”
  • “How is this even possible?!”
  • “We can all take part, who said a mother and father were the only ones able to raise a baby?”

Mass Effect  {Sentence Starters}

  • “You’re paranoid.”
  • “Oh crap, a pop-up.”
  • “Is this some kind of game?”
  • “That never gets old, does it?”
  • “You think I’m crazy, don’t you?”
  • “You’re not even alive! Not really.”
  • “How did your kind ever defeat us?”
  • “I am beyond your comprehension.”
  • “Whatever your plan is, it’s going to fail.”
  • “Your words are as empty as your future.”
  • “Is submission not preferable to extinction?”
  • “Just because I like you doesn’t mean I won’t kill you.”
  • “I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better.”
  • “You must have had some kind of interesting experience.”
  • “I thought you were a hero! Hero’s don’t do things like this!”
  • “I may be drunk, but you’re ugly. And tomorrow I’ll be sober.”
  • “You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.”
  • “Secrets are like herpes: If you got ‘em, might as well spread 'em around.”
  • “It’s not the severity of punishment that deters criminals - it’s the certainty.”
  • “We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.”
  • “There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it.”
  • “Why is it whenever someone says ‘with all due respect’, they really mean ‘kiss my ass’?”
  • “Yeah, well if you want me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I’m gonna need dinner first.”
  • “Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on _____’s payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.”
Twenty One Pilots Lyrics Sentence Meme
  • “Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.”
  • “Don’t you test me though, just because I play the piano doesn’t mean I am not willing to take you down, I’m sorry.”
  • “Fear might be the death of me.”
  • “I find over the course of our human existence one thing consists of consistence and it’s that we’re all battling fear. Oh dear, I don’t know if we know why we’re here.”
  • “I kind of like it when I make you cry ‘cause I’m twisted up inside.”
  • “I scream, you scream, we all scream 'cause we’re terrified of what’s around the corner.”
  • “I used to say, “I want to die before I’m old,” but because of you I might think twice.”
  • “I want to be known by you.”
  • “I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink, but now I’m insecure and I care what people think.”
  • “I’m so afraid of what you have to say 'cause I am quiet now and silence gives you space.”
  • “I’ve been thinking too much.”
  • “If I didn’t know better I’d guess you’re all already dead.”
  • “If you get in between someone I love and me, you’re gonna feel the heat of my cavalry.”
  • “My friends and I, we’ve got a lot of problems.”
  • “Our brains are sick but that’s okay.”
  • “Somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence.”
  • “Sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head.”
  • “Sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind.”
  • “Sometimes you’ve got to bleed to know that you’re alive and have a soul but it takes someone to come around to show you how.”
  • “Wake up, you need to make money.”
  • “We all are stranger creatures than when we all started out as kids.”
  • “While you’re doing fine there’s some people, and I, who have a really tough time getting through this life.”
  • “Wow, I probably shoulda stayed inside my house.”
  • “Yeah, I think about the end just way too much but it’s fun to fantasize.”
  • “You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time but that’s ok, I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I’m driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.”
  • “You say I’m not alone, but I am petrified.”
Penny Dreadful -- Sentence Starters
  • “I must find out who I am yet going to be.”
  • “Oh, I will miss her to my bones.”
  • “Let it end. With a kiss.”
  • “It hurts me more than I thought it would, seeing you.”
  • “Do you not yet comprehend the wicked secret of the immortal?”
  • “You have become a perfect, unchanging portrait of yourself.”
  • “Passion will undo the best of us and lead only to tragedy.”
  • “Their blood is on my soul!”
  • “You have poisoned my heart.”
  • “We make our own heaven and our own hell.”
  • “Don’t I scare you?”
  • “I whistle away haunts like you before breakfast, love.”
  • “It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human.”
  • “Please don’t take her from me. Please.”
  • “I would rather die who I am than live as your demure little wife.”
  • “Why is it men always resist doing what’s best for them if they think it makes them look weak?”
  • “I would rather die here on my feet than live a lifetime on my knees.”
  • “We shall go everywhere, thee and me.”
  • “Don’t try to stay conscious.”
  • “You’re not a killer.”
  • “There’s one monster who loves you for who you really are. And here he stands.”
  • “Why not be who you are instead?”
  • “I will love you til time has lost all meaning.”
  • “You are made for the day. Not the night.”
  • “We prize things most when we’ve lost them.”
  • “No man should have to murder a member of his own family. This I know.”
  • “People are better than we think.”
  • “We have been unhappy long enough.”
  • “You may be done with Hell, but it is not done with you.”
  • “To save my son, I would slaughter an entire army.”
  • “Do you feel forgiven?”
  • “I’m not leaving you for anything in this world.”
  • “We have so much to catch up on, do we not?”
  • “How valuable is your life?”
  • “Lay hands on him and it’ll be your end.”
  • “I must save you from all of this. One way or another. “
  • “We shall have, my dear, a monumental revenge.”
  • “There’s blood on my teeth. And in my soul, I think.”
  • “Now, you are mine.”
  • “I already know what’s wrong with you.”
  • “But please do not fear for me. I have no fear myself.”
  • “I’m sorry you feel so unloved.”

‘ cheers ’  sentence starters  ━━━━

❛  are you as turned on as i am  ??  ❜
❛  she’s the queen of loco.  ❜
❛  &  what do i get for my troubles  ??  a gun stuck in my face  ❜
❛  i’m ashamed god made me a man. ❜
❛  oh,  a completely unprovoked personal attack…  i like it  !!
❛  you’re right.  i feel like striking you.  ❜
❛  it’s a dog-eat-dog world  &  i’m wearing milkbone underwear.  ❜
❛  i hope i can regard that as civility in light of today’s situation rather than sarcasm at my expense.  ❜
❛  to me,  our relationship makes perfect sense.  ❜
❛  i have,  on several occasions,  been known to perspire a bit.  ❜
❛  life’s treating me like it caught me in bed with its wife.  ❜
❛  well,  whatever you say.  i really don’t care.  ❜
❛  incidentally,  i’ve taken your little wisecracks for a few years now,  you hideous gargoyle  &  if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again,  i’ll snap off your extremities like dead branches  &  feed them to you at gunpoint. ❜
❛  … have a good life.  ❜
❛  well,  at least get the tension on that bun checked.  i mean,  if that baby goes,  we’re all dead.  ❜
❛  hello in there,  _____.  tell me,  what color is the sky in your world  ??  ❜
❛  i’ve never met an intelligent woman i’d want to date.  ❜
❛  &  while you’re up there floating around,  remember the day i said this:  you are the nuttiest,  the stupidest,  the phoniest fruitcake i ever met.  ❜
❛  shut up.  shut your fat mouth  !!
❛  make me.  ❜
❛  make you  ??  ❜
❛  what are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for  ?? 
❛  what’s up  ??  my blood-alcohol level.  ❜
❛  everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond loony.  ❜
❛  i’ve never felt so low in my life.  ❜
❛  those kids had a pretty good time in that ambulance.  ❜
❛  last night i got knee-walking drunk  &  now i’m back in this bar a mere seven  &  a half hours later,  hung over…  well,  it’s official.  i have a problem.  ❜
❛  you know how you’re always talking about how you hate your life  ??  how come you wanna make it longer  ??
❛  why would she be carrying a dead rat in her purse  ??  ❜
❛  interesting little article here.  it says that the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain.  you realize what that means  ??  we don’t use a full…  sixty-four percent.  ❜
❛  you know,  i’ve always wanted to pop you one.  maybe this is my lucky day,  huh  ??  ❜
❛  you disgust me.  i hate you.  ❜
❛  i could look at you if i wanted to,  but frankly,  i’ve grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.  ❜
❛  listen,  if you don’t love the guy then why don’t you back out of this  ??  ❜
❛  i’m supposed to tell the richest man in the world that i don’t wanna marry him  ??  ❜
❛  i can’t be trusted,  trust me.  ❜
❛  the only thing he’s had in his hands all week is her ass.  ❜
❛  tell me you didn’t see that coming a mile away.  ❜
❛  you are my best friend…  now,  what is your name  ?? 
❛  i think you’re perfect just like you are.  ❜
❛  beer  ??  isn’t that the amber colored,  carbonated liquid  ??  i’ve heard goo things about it.  ❜
❛  did i ever tell you kids about the first thanksgiving  ??  it took place between the ancient egyptians  &  aliens from a distant galaxy.  ❜
❛  i think i’m going to be pregnant for the rest of my life,  just like it said in the yearbook.  ❜
❛  oh,  joy,  christmas eve.  by this time tomorrow,  millions of americans knee-deep in tinsel  &  wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words,  ‘ is this all i got  ??  ’ ❜
❛  touch  my breasts,  friend,  i am lactating  !!  ❜
❛  we can put man on the moon,  but we can’t put metal in the microwave.  ❜
❛  this afternoon,  in a moment of extreme weakness,  i cheated on you.  ❜
❛  you think it’s easy being a lousy father  ??  ❜
❛  i am perfectly prepared to marry him  &  spend the rest of my life with him…  i’m just not particularly looking forward to it.  ❜
❛  next to his life,  my life has always appeared dull.  then again,  next to a barnacle’s life,  my life has always appeared dull.  ❜
❛  how would the civil war had changed if abraham lincoln had octopus tentacles instead of a beard  ?? 
❛  buy me a pitcher of beer  &  you can kiss me on the lips.  ❜
❛  that’s a great idea  –  leave two women who hate each other in a room full of glass  &  alcohol.  ❜
❛  hey,  speaking of bars burning down,  guess what i did  ??  ❜
❛  fight  ??  i’ve had sneezes that lasted longer.  ❜
❛  she’s a big  ‘ a ’  with no  ‘ t’s ’ ❜
❛  for all sad words of tongue  &  pen,  the saddest words are these: ‘ it might have been. ’ ❜
❛  if i win,  i get to go to bed with you.  ❜
❛  am i drinking again  ??  certainly not…  i never stopped.  ❜
❛  there is some crap up with which i will not put.  ❜
❛  you know,  you’ve made my life a living hell.  ❜
❛  but before you make your final decision,  let’s try this:  have sex with my twenty-five times  &  if at the end of the night  you’re still not sure,  i won’t say another thing.  ❜
❛  i finally figured it all out.  life makes sense  &  i am not crazy. ❜

GENERAL HOSPITAL QUOTES
  • They don’t keep people like us in hell, dear, we’d end up running the place.
  • That woman should be beaten with a curling iron.
  • Don’t you wish it could always be like this. No guns, no killing, no explosions, just… this.
  • You’ve always loved me, more than I could understand.
  • I’m not your wife, and I am sure as hell not your whore.
  • I’ll find you a place, set you up. I’ll make sure you’re safe.
  • Oh, it’ll take a hell of a lot more than complications to scare me off.
  • You have always thought you were better than me. Now’s your change to prove it.
  • You’re clearly a better athlete, and you have much better survival instincts. Kind of like a cockroach.
  • I’m not gonna lie and say I don’t care for you. I just hope you wouldn’t have to lie to me and say you feel the same way.
  • I know you are upset, but you have no right to order me out of this house.
  • I’m scared of you - your heart, the look in your eyes, and the way I’m starting to feel.
  • Look, if you’re frightened, you should run. You should listen to your instincts.
  • I’m just doing what the people of this town paid me to do.
  • Then the people deserve a refund.
  • Oh, you’ve left me no choice. You see, death is what happens to overly confident little girls who intrude where they don’t belong.
  • Well, get prepared, because I am not going to go down without taking pieces of you with me.
  • Oh, hope? hope is overrated.
  • Oh, did he also make it very clear to you that when he takes you to bed, you are just standing in for someone else?
  • I’m not asking you to. You’re dodging the question, come on. I just - I just need to know. Did you ever feel - did you ever feel more for me?
  • He satisfies me - no, he rocks me, body and soul, on every level, like no man that I have ever known.
  • You’ve been stabbed twice. You’re in no condition to go anywhere but to the hospital.
  • You know what? You’re right. They’re not the most compassionate group.
  • Discussing strategy with you would be like playing chess with a sugar bowl.
  • Honestly, it was her own decision. I couldn’t talk her out of it.
  • Huh? Why? Did you want to see a fight? Did you want to see a shooting? Let me tell you, I’ve been in more than a few and they are terrifying.
  • Will you listen to yourself? The lies are over, sky’s falling, and we’re all going to have to deal with it.
  • I don’t care what you do. I won’t help you. You’ll have to shoot me first.
  • And you know what? I am so glad that you’re not perfect, because guess what - I’m not perfect, either.
  • Don’t sweetheart me, you tarantula. You’re finished spending my money.
  • Wow, you are some nasty little bitch.
  • It’s going to be the last time, because I going to finish that bitch tonight.
  • Don’t you know by now that I love you too much to ever leave you?
  • I don’t think confronting my mortality should be considered yapping.
  • I’ve never loved or hated anyone the way I loved and hated you. The way I hate and love you right now. Please, wake up.
  • I guess you’re not as stupid as people think.
  • I’m sorry, I didn’t see you down there. I’m wearing heels today.
  • Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas.
  • I would rather die of thirst than ever have a drink with you.
  • Talks like a tramp, walks like a tramp, acts like a tramp. Therefore, she is a tramp.
  • I never thought that I would love anyone after loving you. 
The signs as Rebornica quotes

Aries: *screams internally*

Taurus: pls dont tell me mum im only 12 :(((

Gemini: squints loudly

Cancer: What? I don’t se- OH GO D

Leo: yo danny phantom he was just 1

Virgo: sometimes you have to make sacrifices to meme

Libra: Listen

Scorpio: Hot. Spicy. Memes

Sagittarius: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON. BUT IT WAS I, REBO

Capricorn: pls no im a high rank in faze clan xddddd

Aquarius: aight OBS do your thing

Pisces: Calm your wigglytatas

I want to make a scientific chat group or forum somewhere for Cryptozoology. Something that won’t turn into a meme or a joke and people can share their experiences and be respected, it can be monitored by admins and people can share theories.

Would anyone be 1) interested in that and 2) know what website I can make it on?

Edit: Everyone says discord, does no one use forum websites anymore? Am I that old? Oh my. Double Edit: I’m working on something right now. I’ll work on it more in the morning. It’s not Discord but still works fine from my phone. Yay.
PRINCE CHARMING(OUAT) QUOTES
  • I know it’s old-fashioned, but so am I. 
  • My business is making sure this town doesn’t go to hell.
  • I will find them. I will always find them.
  • Oh, because you took such great care of him.
  • Frustrated, are we? Serves you right. You earned every bit of this.
  • And I get that it’s easier to let go of bad memories, but… even bad memories are part of us.
  • I faced you. How bad could it be?
  • Well, you never have to worry. I will always find you.
  • You can’t hide from me! Wherever you are, I will find you!
  • I don’t have a choice, do I?
  • No, this is not real love. I’ve felt it and this isn’t it. I know the difference.
  • Well, because you said you appreciate action more than words.
  • The only thing I care about is you don’t forget who you really are.
  • I would rather die than let you fill your heart with darkness.
  • Losing my life for love? That is a sacrifice I am happy to make.
  • We’ll be together. I know it. Have faith.
  • Are you asking dating advice?
  • Hey. Don’t worry, all right? It was just a bad dream.
  • Well, you would have liked him. He was a thief and a liar.
  • Fun? Almost getting killed is fun? 
  • It must be hard for you. You know, watching good win. 
  • Never. I know exactly what kind of justice you have in mind.
  • No. You saved yourself. I just reminded you of what you already knew. 
  • It’s impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game.
  • There is a difference between literal truth and honesty of the heart.
  • Well, then it shouldn’t be lost on you when I say no. 
  • You mean, “go to bed” go to bed, or… go to bed?
  • We don’t have to. If he tries anything, I’ll shoot him in the face. 
  • True love isn’t easy. But it must be fought for; because once you find it… it can never be replaced. 
"Jagi, I'm Pregnant"

Jin : “Oh HELL yes! Now at least someone will appreciate my cooking.”

Rap Monster : *starts rapping about the nine month experience of going through pregnancy*

J-Hope : “YASS! I AM GOING TO BE A FATHER!”*runs around house for 38392 hours*

Suga : *pulls out three dolla goldchain* “Told you Agust D can make miracles happen.”

Jimin : “His name will be Kookie, no exceptions!”

V : “Uh, HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?!”

Wife : “Uh…We kinda.. Had.. You know…?”

V : “Had what?! We had a SHOOTING STAR?! DID I MISS OUT ON IT?!

Wife : …..

Jungkook : *runs away* *from somewhere in the distance* “THIS IS WHY I DON’T ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH GIRLS!”