oh my would you look at that

anonymous asked:

@meahbd never draws Dorian's face. I wonder what he would look like if she ever did. Plus that new Manorian skin on skin drawing by her is fucking amazing. Need more of that good shit 👏

Oh boy! Nonnie, this is going to make you extremely happy. I assume you haven’t seen this wonderful piece of art before, and let me tell you, I’m so happy you left this message in my inbox cause you need to see this. Without further ado, I give you my absolute favourite Manorian fanart ever ever ever ever curtesy of @meabhd Go and reblog it from HERE 

justice-turtle replied to your post “Sam, do you ever have nothing days? I’m also an Adult with an office…”

Didn’t you used to call these something like “Doona Days”, or am I misremembering?

I’m sure I have referred to them as that in the past! It’s what Australians call them, or at least, what my Australians call them. :D 

clockways replied to your post “Soooo, my home inspection meant to be today (ACTUALLY meant to be…”

*hugs* I’m sorry. Something you might want to measure but gets forgotten is floor to window sill btw! Good to know what can fit under windows.

OH SHIT good idea *adds to spreadsheet* Though frankly *looks around* I don’t really have that much furniture that would have to fit under windows, just the two tables really. 

Working out how I’m gonna put the furniture into this place is proving somewhat difficult. I’ve got a rendering done in a free online floorplan maker, but no matter what I do with the living room, it’s Awkward. I’m sure I’ll have it more figured out once I get in the space, and at least my living room won’t be essentially a hallway anymore. :D 

Gonna miss the fireplace though. My stepdad is thinking of getting me an electric one for Christmas, I think. 


Charlotte: Bailey… finally. I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Bailey: What’s up, Char? Meet my new friends! This is Travis, over there are Kurt and Leah.
Charlotte: Hi, everyone, I’m Charlotte.
Kurt: Dude, Charlotte, are you good? You look pissed.
Charlotte: I’m fine. It’s nothing, really. I just met our lovely host.
Bailey: Where is she, anyways? Everyone was looking for her earlier.
Charlotte: She’s upstairs. Upstairs with Emmett.
Bailey: Wait, seriously!? You’ve got to be kidding me.
Kurt: Hold on, is Emmett the one in that dumb fucking tank top?
Travis: Would it kill you to be nice, Kurt?
Kurt: Oh come on, you were all thinking it.
Bailey: [laughs] Tori likes it.
Kurt: Of course she fucking does, she’ll say anything to get in someone’s pants. She’s banged literally every guy here, all except me and Trav.
Leah: So, I know Tori can be kind of a bitch, but you’ve just gotta ignore her. What’d she say to you anyways?
Charlotte: It was nothing she said. She’s not even the one I’m worried about.
Leah: So you’re worried about… Emmett, right? Do you like him or something?
Charlotte: No, it’s not that. He’s just a friend. I just don’t want him to get hurt, you know?
Kurt: So, guys, I say we ditch this party. Bailey, you said you have booze at your house?
Bailey: Yep, lots of it.
Kurt: Cool, let’s go to your place, it sounds way better than this shitty party.
Bailey: [laughs] Alright, sounds good.

anonymous asked:

Honestly Tom has such a sweet lil face that looks so innocent and I just love to imagine teasing him. Like getting on you knees and just giving his cock little kitten licks that would drive him crazy, and then you'd start sucking him off and I just drive myself crazy imagining him screaming and begging you for more.... I'm honestly more of a sub myself but fUCK submissive Tom is 👏 MY 👏 SHIT 👏

I IDENTIFY WITH THIS like I’m definitely a natural sub but I would love to dominate Tom on occasion

  • Pansy: Draco, I know you're trying to impress Potter and everything, but your spiked hair looks shit
  • Draco: what the fuck, why would I want to impress Potter
  • Harry, walks by smirking: nice hair Malfoy
  • Draco, goes red: *whispers* he said it looks nice he said it looks nice he said it looks nice...oh my God he might like me!
  • Pansy:
  • Pansy: yeah, totally not trying to impress him

anonymous asked:

Dating LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE CHOICES UNIVERSE would include: Hickeys, because apparently everyone is into that, despite them all being vastly different people. "Oh, hey, you know what I like about sex, Jake?" What do you like about it Diavolos?" Hickeys." "Damn, bro, me too!" "Cetus, you what now?" "Yup, love me them love bites."

Look, i know that they are all different people and I know that they might do different things but those are MY headcanons. If you have a problem with them, stop reading, alright? Because a lot of people like them and I like my HCs, too

anonymous asked:

this might sound weird(especially to me because im not actually gay im just an artist) but your lips(and other aspects of your face but most prominently the lips) kinda remind me of like, disney princesses? It's kinda neat actually, most people would draw them looking much more model-like but if your face really kinda matches the lines, at least to my eye. I repeat though, this is not me hitting on you, Im just an artist who noted something cool.

Oh my god this is the freaking greatest compliment I’ve ever gotten????? Thank you????????? I’m just flabbergasted and blushy ack (also I’m hella bi so its all good fam be as gay as you like)

well today was shitty in a very strange, curse-like way, but one of the shitty, curse-like dreams that got the day off to an uneasy start did at least give me this.. gem of a concept

at one point in the dream, I was sitting there in the background of a family gathering, casually drinking a canned novel. which as everybody knows is a carbonated drink that makes the story it contains play in your head like a movie, but with a narrator like a book-on-tape. you can control how fast it goes by drinking faster or slower (I wonder what would happen if you chugged it?)

so my dad notices me drinking this thing, and is like, “oh hey, what book is that?” so I read him the title and the blurb on the back. then he said, “that seems interesting, but what’s the writing like?”

so I looked into the can to try to, I don’t know, read him a paragraph? …and all I saw was blurry fragments of words, like. swimming and churning among the carbonation bubbles. and was like oh yeah, it… it doesn’t work like that. sorry, dad.


Black Water/Blood in the Water - Relationship Boards

                Charlie and Jackson

“Wow, Charlie,” he called out. “You actually look like a girl.”

Charlie beamed back. “Thanks, Jackson. So do you.”

“Alright,” Lydia declared, throwing her hands in the air. “Would the two of you try to get along for one night? For my sake?”

Charlie made a face and shrugged. “Who’s not getting along? I think we’re getting along just fine. Jackson?”

“Oh, yeah,” he drawled out with a degree of sarcasm and disdain typically reserved for politicians and stand-up comedians. “Me and Chuck are all good.”

Charlie let out a snort and walked over to pick up one of the boxes. “Since when am I ‘Chuck’?”

Jackson smirked back evilly. “Since the two of us became such good friends.”

She stood there for a moment, box of clanking liquor bottles fixed in her arms. “Chuck,” she murmured, tasting the name on her tongue. “As far as nicknames go, I kind of hate it.”

Jackson picked up a box as well, striding out to the pool with as much swagger as he could manage. “Good,” he called over his shoulder. “Then I’m definitely gonna keep calling you that.”

Charlie laughed and trailed after him, trying to keep the extra weight from tipping her over on her heels. “Does that mean I get to start calling you Jacky? Because I think that nickname’s super adorable.”

“Chuck, do everybody a favor and shut the hell up. And then get sterilized.”

“You got it, Jacky!”

Originally posted by ginervaweasley

anonymous asked:

Was looking through my likes and I'm just wondering if there's any updates on Bro Strider at your work?

ahfjfs oh my GOD anon, i’m so glad you asked. something happened the other day that literally left me speechless but i didn’t post it because it seemed straight up unbelievable that a real human being who is not a fictional character would say something like this.

okay so we were talking about kids at work. long story short he said he wants to adopt a kid around five years old, be a single dad, and raise them to have an attitude just like him. i can’t embellish or make something like this up.

and besides that we’ve been playing videogames together and he types exactly like one would expect

keith after he sees the voltron show

Keith: Sooooooo…….Shiro the Hero, huh?
Shiro: Keith shut the fuck up

Keith: Hey Lance
Lance: ‘Sup?
Keith: …….bi bo bi
Lance: You FUCKING–

Keith: Hey Pidge could you, uh, teach me how to revert the the electron whizzer capacitors into a binomial matrix code in order to do a loop de loop through the Tesla comms– 

Keith: So do you tell jokes? Like…like if I asked you to tell me a joke would you be able to tell me one? Or is that not….is that not what you do?
Hunk: Keith…
Keith: I mean I’m just asking
Hunk: Keith, no…
Keith: Like a knock knock joke or something, nothing major

Keith: Hey Keith! Oh my god, HUGE fan. Listen, I was wondering if I could get an autograph? Maybe a selfie with you brooding and looking off to the side to show my friends back at the Blades? They’ll love it. 
Allura: …….. -__________-;


Kolivan: Keith. what’s so funny?
Keith, crying-laughing in the corner: VOLTRON!! ON FUCKING!! ICE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


top ten underrated anime series | (as voted by my followers)

# 2 : no.6 (2011)

“If I hadn’t met you, I never would have realized what kind of person I am. I would have grown into an apathetic, clueless, obedient adult. However, after spending time with you, in tears, laughter, and anger, I now know that I have all these emotions inside me, too. And that makes me proud. I’m glad to have known you.

ahah ahah 



Dear Merlin, I am telling you now, because I’m afraid that it might be too late one day if I don’t: This was the most fun I’ve ever had. You’re next to me in my life. You’re the best person in the world, and I wouldn’t change a thing. Please remember me, even when I’m not there anymore one day to pick on you, and laugh at you, and call you names. You said I made you feel special. Well, you are special. And I would spend centuries with you if I could. I fear that the universe would rip in half if we went further apart than this, but I don’t think we have a choice. It’s not fair, but none of it ever was. Whatever the future holds, though, I don’t want you to change. I want you to always be you. Let’s make it the best life we can. Love, Arthur. 

lance asks keith what his favorite animal is and keith just Lights Up and starts going on and on about hippos like did you know they can hold their breath up to seven minutes lance?? did you know they’re one of the most dangerous animals in africa?? they can live up to 40 years lance did you know that?? and lance just listens to him talk and talk and is reminded of how In Love he is with this boy, this boy that loves hippos,