oh my lord do i tag this

golf with friends, more like the Art of Poetry with dan and phil:

  • golf with friends, more like … golf with friend. golf with the only friend. 
  • doglove99
  • phil: ‘do you think golfers like clash their clubs together at the start of a match?’ dan: ’let’s do it.’
  • ‘go caddy lad, fetch me a beer,’ says phil (and can’t help thinking how this directly evokes dan in the first golf vid stating he’d only be into golf for the kink of someone cute carrying your stuff. they both have a caddy kink confirmed.)
  • dan: ‘i hope you’re ready for the most sophisticated series on youtube’ phil, basically interrupting him: ‘ooo, glowing balls!’
  • hole detected
  • ‘phil is going to swoop in with his masterful stroke,’ says phil, about himself
  • you get the smooth action from dan, and the jumpy action from me
  • phil: *moans* dan: yeah, someone’s gonna take that with no video for their youtube poop
  • phil: ‘yes, come on, tease it’ dan: ‘tease it? you make me so uncomfortable with your golf banter’
  • ballclash.com
  • ah for foks seek
  • shhhhhhhhhhackles
  • dan: ’motherfluffer, you nudged me there a bit’ phil: *immediately goes full northern, maybe even scottish* ‘i didn’t nudge anyone. take me to court.’
  • dan: ‘i’ve lost this one’ phil: ‘i’m filled with joy and elation’
  • dan: *is taking forever to get in the hole* phil: ‘i should ask my ball to do a little jigsaw puzzle in there cause it’s got nothing to do’
  • it’s a rim. pacific rim. specific rim.
  • absolute floppy ding dong
  • i’m on the edge of the rim
  • if you touch me, i swear to god
  • phil: ‘this is gonna be slow and steady’ dan: ‘wins the nothing, idiot’
  • ‘hole six, hope you’ve had your weetabix’ ‘hole six, look out for phil’s tricks’
  • oh my god i’m on a mission and i’m dead i’m doomed what the hell is happening
  • phil: ‘i just strained my groin cause i got too into it’ dan: ’stretch before you play golf, guys’
  • watch this. taste this.
  • your mum’s narrowing
  • haha nudged ya ;)
  • that was quite sexual
  • you absolute twat bucket
  • phil: ‘it looks like we’re in the barrel of a gun. oh my god. this is crazy’ dan: ‘i am immensely shooketh’
  • phil: ‘that was beautiful. they’ll play that in slow motion at my funeral’ dan: ‘this was when phil peaked’ phil: ‘yeah. it literally was’
  • fuck what the fuck are you fucking kidding me are you actually kidding me
  • full whacky tubey wee woo
  • i’m just gonna go snuggle some mushrooms next to the hole
  • is this thing the barrel of doom? is this where they make all the alcohol?
  • full whack full whack go
  • bonk spunk
  • i believe i can fly
  • boom boom shit let me hear you say shit i fucked up
  • math don’t fail me now! math failed me again
  • this is the big bounce you ready for this?
  • absolute full whack? oh my god, you mad lad
  • awwww floppy dild
  • mm double bogey, no presh amazingphil
  • oh for god’s sake, why do you hate me lord?
  • i’m gonna slowly just pootle along here
  • phil: ‘should i risk it?’ dan: ‘for a biscuit’
  • it’s not about the competition, it’s about spending good time with friends … and our caddy lad, derek.
  • become a caddy lad today

uh my hand slipped while I was yelling about this

I’m not dead just ridiculously busy with moving and whatnot!! I haven’t had the chance to draw in months and it almost started to physically hurt not to be able to draw so my resolution: to use the time i could be sleeping to animate 8,D

Got dem Sailor Moon feels back from marathoning all the newest musicals and crying at the beauty that is Yuuga Yamato as Mamoru Chiba.


I dont know why I did this 


thoughts at 2 a.m. ♢ all there is to think about when i’m awake (listen on spotify)

i. touch | shura ii. gemini feed | banks iii. sleepover | hayley kiyoko iv. lost tonight | saje v. fall harder | fractures vi. pink skies | lany vii. the louvre | lorde viii. arcadia | the kite string tangle ix. plans | oh wonder x. cool blue | the japanese house xi. nothin on my mind | astronomyy xii. do you remember | jarryd james & raury

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Edible Arrangements

(Hilly knows a couple things as a tadpole. He knows there’s probably a lax bro hitting on him, and that Bitty’s super-secret boyfriend may or may not be a middle-age lumberjack sugar daddy.)

Hilly knows a few things about Samwell’s hockey dynamics. He knows he is a tadpole; he initially expects to be hazed to the ground and forced to eat dog food or something like his roommate, who is currently rushing a frat. He expects the Haus to be dirty and filled to the brim with red cups and sticky floorboards. He also knows not to hang out with the lax team because Ransom and Holster said so, even though a cute boy who he thinks is from the lax team winked at him in his Intro to Anthropology class. He knows that NHL’s very own Jack Zimmermann, son of ‘Bad Bob’ Zimmermann and legendary hockey extraordinaire, is a Samwell alumni, and had slept in the very room which Chowder, their goalie, currently inhabits.  

But Hazeapalooza turns out to be nothing as bad as he expects (he even gets homemade pie out of it, even if Holster gives him the side-eye). And the Haus is cleaner than a sports frat house should be. The hockey team is nice (and surprisingly socially aware) and Hilly likes Samwell fair enough, but he misses home sometimes.

But Bitty makes things better. Hilly likes Bitty a lot. He likes hanging around the Haus and watching Bitty roll pastry dough with a practiced, methodical hand because it reminds him of how his mom used to bake cookies for him and his sister. Bitty doesn’t mind too much (he thinks) that Hilly may want to go on a date with a lax bro. Bitty bakes him peach cobbler with crumbles toasted a golden brown and talks about his family’s jam recipes. Bitty is open and warm and welcoming. However, the one thing Bitty doesn’t talk much about is his boyfriend.

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I was still trying to doodle him and then I started playing around with the color adjustment. 

Socks and Showers

Originally posted by sensualkisses

A/N: This is my first Chris Evans fic and my first slightly smutty fic too, so…sorry? just a drabble-ish thing

Summary: Chris decides to surprise you with the Captain America leather jacket. Only the leather jacket.
Got this idea from a discussion with @peterparkers-glasses so blame her.

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: suggestive themes, implied smut, innuendo, smutty themes, nothing too hardcore? no actual smut oops sorry. just a whole lotta dry humping, teasing, and making out. 

Rating: I’d say M. NC-17. ya know. 

Word Count: 900

I swung open the door to my apartment after a long day at work, looking to just shower and snuggle up to my giant man puppy and nap forever. I shuffled in, dropping my bags on the floor with a dramatic sigh, trying to get the attention of my boyfriend. My feet hurt so bad and I was in desperate need of a shower.

“Chris!” I called into the apartment, only to notice a pair of broad shoulders clad in warm brown leather facing away from me. “Babe, why are you wearing your Steve Rogers leather jacket?”

He turned around slowly, smirking at me. He quirked an eyebrow as I took in the chiseled and randomly bare perfection that is his torso.

“Babe, why are you shirtless under your leather jacket?” I giggled, wandering into the apartment further to investigate those abs.

“Actually,” he began, walking out from behind the high counter, “I’m naked under my leather jacket.”

My eyes instantly dropped down to where  he stood in only his coat and a pair of wool socks. Yeah, I needed a shower.

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Lyanna Stark Concepts

And done! So these are two AU concepts for Lyanna, one where she raises Jon at Winterfell (Restless) and one where she leaves him with Ned and leaves, becoming a sellsword on Essos (Beyond the Sea). Not saying these are AU’s I’m gonna write (but I could… but anyway you gotta name them, right?) but honestly I just love to explore the idea of Lyanna as a warrior, that’s my jam, and in two paths that are very contrasting. But yeah, more musing about these AU’s on the lineart post

Okay so for the first AU her gear is basically a Stark doublet, but something with more freedom of movement as this Lyanna banks on her agility rather than strength (So yeah shes a rogue ;D) more freedom of movement. Her dress on the other hand is pretty but unremarkable, something perfectly acceptable for a noble lady, but it’s clear she doesn’t pay much attention to what she has to wear, compared to what she usually wears, her Stark armor. There’s an attention to detail there she puts, like the blue of her scarf and tunic (I mean Lyanna and blue, you GOTTA)

The other AU is a far more reckless and tired Lyanna, who is if anything a good killer; a Daario Naharis but without the showboating. Her tunic is old and ratty, everything muted greys and browns, the only hint of personality the blue of her undershirt and the bandana with the fangs, the only think that reminds her she is/was a Stark. This is what she wears to kill, serviceable and nondescript, but want to do another one, depending where she is in this AU (Braavos? Pentos? don’t know for now)

Weekly Fanfic Recommendations 147

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

we need to talk about this bc oh lord, how ??? anyway heres another fic rec, i hope you all are surviving the week!!! 

do check out my selling post with the tag #fafsells

lets start~

1) Tasty Tryst

by @jeonjagiya

a taehyung x y/n fic 


strawberry farmer au 

( this plot is so good, please do read it ) 

its been in your tradition to sell your family’s famous fruit preserves using the recipe from your grandmother but somehow this year’s farmer’s market makes you wonder why isnt your preserves selling out as usual but it seems like taehyung knows why and he’s willing to help you using his fruits, especially those damn strawberries

2) You Look Like You Need A Drink

by @jeonjagiya

a yoongi x y/n fic 


you just had a bad week and to be honest you just wanted it to end, but somehow you managed to stumble into a bar to meet a handsome young bartender

3) Manners

by @lilyjhs

a jimin x y/n fic 


its time jimin starts teaching you some manners 

4) fuckboy

by @yooyugyeommie

a jungkook x y/n fic 


fuckboy au 

5) Vixen

by @emboyz

a taehyung x y/n fic


( the plot twist was good ahHH )

6) The Devil Himself

by @jhopehatesnakeu

a namjoon x  y/n fic 

ongoing series with 2 parts to 

tutor au 

failing math class has made you lose almost all hope from passing and a high chance of retaking it during next semester but your teacher decides to help you out and get you a tutor, who you were definitely fond of but you would give it a try, and boy were you loving the tutor 

7) Lowkey

by @rapmonluv

a jungkook x y/n fic 


you were an art student and today’s class is drawing real people and that person just seems to be jungkook, and he’s nude. 


8) Begin Again

by @tayegi

a yoongi x y/n fic 

ongoing series with part one out 

being divorced was something you had a difficulty adapting to but you decided its time to let go and you knew who to call for help, none other than yoongi 

this is all for this fic rec, another one up soon~ 

Lgbt+ needs


I just want shirt (sorry this is for girlsxgirls) that says

“No boyfriend, no problem.
that’s why i’ve got a girlfriend.”

Like please someone make this????


@messedupsemicolon just to make it easier for ya

Hit From Hell

Becca_Bae93 Has Signed On

Becca_Bae93: Hey, what’s taking you all so long? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

AngelWriter999 Has Signed On

AngelWriter999: rude Bec

Becca_Bae93: Boo hoo, Angel. I wanna see who won the hits count up! (◕‿◕✿)

EsterAndrews Has Signed On

AmiableJinx Has Signed On

AmbiableJinx: Oh please you’re only doing it because you KNOW you won this week.

EsterAndrews: You don’t know that for sure, I did really well this week too!

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Unexpected (Part 2)

Getting married to Willas Tyrell was never in your plans but a princess has to do what the people expect from her. It was also never in your plans that he would be a man so different from what you first imagined, or that would captivate you so easily. 
Maybe that’s not such a bad thing, after all. 
Pairing: Willas Tyrell x Princess!Reader
Other Characters: Cersei Lannister; Unnamed Handmaiden
Word Counting: 1.2k words
Chapter: 2/?
Warnings: This is set around season 3. Reader is barely 18 and Willas is on his late 20’s so that may be a bit weird to you guys. I kind of imagine Willas like Jared Padalecki but it’s just me. 

The only advantage you’ve had in your life above Joffrey was that King Robert had actually tried to spend time with you. You were the first child, an adorable baby with an easy laugh and curious for the longest time of your life. When Joffrey was born, you lost your spot as Robert’s favourite for a while until he realised Joffrey was a terrible child and didn’t give him as much attention as you did.

When Robert died, Cersei had taken your education to a different direction. Your duty was now to marry and be the perfect example of the sister of a young king. When Myrcella left to Dorne you explicitly not allowed crying or showing any hard emotion, as well as in the Battle of Blackwater: recently, you’ve earned the fame of being a calm and quiet young woman, who didn’t waste words in useless matters, always standing by her bother’ and mother’s side during the audiences.

When your grandfather arrived with news it wasn’t surprising to you: You were to be married to Willas Tyrell in a fortnight, time enough for him to reach the town, for the important people to be present and for your dress to be made. The day was today, though, and you were holding yourself as hard as you could no to break down right in front of the sept while then septon started the ceremony.

“My princess.” Your handmaiden stood by your side in worry when she noticed your paleness.

“I’m just dizzy.”

They said Willas Tyrell was a cripple man, broken beyond the maester’s skills to repair. Margaery had promised you her brother was gentle and kind but that didn’t calm you down.

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anonymous asked:

Can we also talk about how Bakugou went from "weird haired guy" to "Kirishima. Change of plans". Oh man I didn't realize how much I missed the anime *cries*

BOI CAN’T WE I just spent the whole morning crying over seeing the moment Bakugou recognizes Kirishima as an equal animated nbd at all r i p me - I think this might be the first time Bakugou calls anyone by their name, actually, and I just!!! that’s because Bakugou heard Kirishima’s words and recognized him as a good partner and a worthy hero and someone whom he could respect and I’m gonna be grateful for chapter 133 for the insight on this for the rest of my always I !!!!!! have feelings g a h

Anon said: ok ok ok ok but but listen what about BAKGOU AND OCHAKO they are the most popular couple and the most cutest , i think you should try to draw them once i would love love to see this !!! of course just if you want hehe thanx

Ahhh sorry anon but I really don’t ship that - I mean, it’s true that I ship Bakugou with a bunch of people aside from my main two, but if they’re part of Deku’s group you can fairly assume they’re not between my Bakugou ships? And I only romantically ship Uraraka with Deku, Tsuyu and Iida anyway so! You’re probably not gonna see any romantic baku/ocha from me, sorry o<-<

Anon said: Since we know what Bakugou’s parents are like, what do you think Kirishima’s parents are like?

I have a similar ask somewhere asking about Kaminari’s parents as well, so I guess I’ll answer both here?? As a general rule I don’t really like making headcanons over stuff I’m sure the manga will give me in the future, so I can’t say I’ve thought about this too much - there are a few things I work under the assumption of while drawing, like for example I’m taking for granted they both have at least functional families, considering Aizawa personally visited their homes to ask their guardians about allowing them back to school, and if anything had been weird he would have noticed

I like to think Kaminari got his quirk straight from one of his two parents with no mixing happening, and got the Kaminari surname from them as well, but that’s all I ever allowed myself to settle on as far as Kami’s family goes, everything else changes based on what I need for the current scenario I’m thinking about… I do often end back on him being an only child, though - in the same way depending on how angst or lighthearted I want it to be my ideas for Kirishima’s family change a lot, but generally I think I mostly fall back on the idea of him having a big family? In a scenario like that his parents are kind and love him a lot, but having many children and needing to split their attention on all of them might cause them to overlook him a little (it would explain his obsession with being flashy, for me) then again, who knows? I don’t know how canon you can consider the infos SMASH gives, but in one of the strips Kiri mentions working part-time, and the fact that he doesn’t seem to have problems with money kinda makes me believe he might be independent from his family like that (unless he’s a rich kid, also very entertaining as a possiblity)

I’ve seen a lot of headcanons floating around about both of these guys’ families and possibly being related to villains, that would be cool too, though I’m not sure how much I believe it

I’m sorry this ended up being little to no useful at all lol as I said, I just shift between scenarios a lot - imagine settling on one and growing attached and then having to let it go once Hori proves it wrong, that’d be terrible for me

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  • Hamilton: Then I said "Well, I should head back home"; she turned red, she led me to her bed, let her legs spread.
  • Me: Hoe don't do it.
  • Hamilton: That's when I began to pray: Lord, show me how to say no to this. I don't know how to say no to this. But my god she looks so helpless, and her body's saying "hell yes".
  • Me: Hoe don't do it.
  • Hamilton: Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say: "No! Go!"
  • Me: HOE DON'T DO IT.
  • Hamilton: I wish I could say that was the last time, I said that last time, it became a pastime.
  • Me: OH MY GOD.

please save this fluffy man

Lunchtime Drabble: Searching the Ship, Part 3

Lunchtime Drabble: Searching the Ship, Part 3
Word Count: 516
Warnings: Fluff mostly, I’m pretty much just having fun with this story now. (Parenthesis are Jim’s thoughts.) [Brackets are Bones’ thoughts.]

Originally posted by helgabrook

Bones grabbed the tricorder and scanned her head. [Everything seems normal at first glance.]

“Well I’m glad for that but what about a second glance?” she said still staring at the wall ahead of her.

“Glad for what, Y/N?” Bones asks.

“Glad that everything seems normal.” She said, looking confused up at Bones.

“I didn’t say that out loud, I just thought it.” Bones raise one eyebrow in an impressive Spock imitation.

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