oh my goooooood!

Honestly, the prison labor system is such a fucked up thing and the fact that these politicians create policies that fill prisons up with minor offenders then benefit through free labor when prisoners are stripped of their rights and manipulated into work….. Oh my god

Originally posted by ariamanna

Local Dad Orders a Burger at The Coffee Spoon

(Based on the video: Local dude orders a burger at Starbucks)

Mat: Can I help the next guest please?

Mat: Ah hello sir, welcome to the Coffee Spoon, what can I get for you?

Robert, heavily distorted: Yeah, can I get a motherfuggin’ uhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Craig and Joseph: *giggling in the background*

Robert, still going strong: hhhhhhhhhhhh, burger?

Craig, Joseph and Brian: *breaks down laughing*

Mat: Sir, we don’t sell burgers here.

Robert, distorted: What do you mean you don’t se- *cuts off*

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *laughing in unison*

Mat: We sell, we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches-

Brian: OH MY CARDIAC ARREST.

Mat: -and coffee.

Robert, distorted: You think I know what a panini is!? *white noise*

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *wheezing in laughter*

Robert, distorted: Just give me a burger! Extra cheese! *more white noise*

Mat: No!

Craig, Joseph and Damien: *giggling now*

Mat: We don’t have burger extra cheese! We have paninis-

Robert, distorted: You don’t understand-

Mat: No!

Robert, distorted: I need this. *white noise*

Mat: Sir!

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *still giggling*

Mat: I’m gonna have to ask you-

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *giggling so hard it overpowers Mat*

*Hugo walks in*

Robert, distorted: Why are you suppressing food from the public!? *white noise*

Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *still giggling so much that nothing can be heard*

Hugo: What in the hell did I walk in to?

Joseph: I’M CRYING-

Mat: Do you want coffee? Tea?

Craig, Brian and Damien: *cacophony of giggles*

Joseph: I’m crying…

Hugo: What happened?! Hold on, hold on…

Mat: Can I get you a caramel macchiato?

Robert, distorted: Yeah, I’ll have a burger, extra dip. *white noise*

Mat: We don’t have-

Hugo: Oh my GOD, the voice changer?! Really?!

Craig: I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large…

Joseph: I’m crying, oh my god…

Mat: Sir, this is the Coffee Spoon, not a McFridayz…

Robert, distorted: Please, they’ll take my wife if I don’t give them the burg- *cuts off, white noise*

Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *laughing again*

Mat: Sir! You’re at the wrong store!

Mat, sounding exasperated: You want a McFridayz, not the…

Damien: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store!

Robert, distorted: Hello? *white noise*

Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *burst out laughing again*

Mat: Hello??

Robert, distorted: I would like a burger. *white noise*

Mat: No!

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *a mixture of laughs and wheezes*

Hugo: Oh my goooooood…

Mat: We sell, we sell coffee, and, and confectioneries here, Jesus Christ…

Hugo: Geez…

Mat: Boss, agdaj, I need to get the Manager…

Craig: Bro, how much of that did you get?

Joseph, Brian and Damien: *quiet giggles*

Robert, now echoing: COMPOUND!

Hugo: Eugh…

Joseph: What?!

MC, Craig and Damien: *wheezing*

Mat: Sir, do you want to-Sir, do you want to speak to the Manager?

Joseph: He’s ordering from the ether…

Mat: He’s ordering a burger-

Robert, distorted again: Can I get a fucking uhhh-

Mat: No…

MC: Oh my god…

Mat: He’s ordering, he’s trying to order a burger with extra dip at the Coffee Spoon…

If you were wondering what it was like to be in that room when that pink flower curtain dropped and then Harry Fucking Styles is standing there smiling in a TEAL AND PURPLE PATTERNED GLITTER SPARKLE SUIT STRUMMING HIS GUITAR?????

I BENT IN TWO. PUT MY HEAD BETWEEN MY LEGS. AND SCREAMED ‘OH MY GOOOOOOOD’ THIS IS REAL. IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING MY BODY COULD DO. 

anonymous asked:

i know u havent done preferences in a hot minute but could u do one of like what typa girls prettymuch would be in to?

OH MY GOOOOOOOD GIRL IM BOUTTA GO OFF #TB TO MY PREFERENCE DAYS

B R A N D O N

Brandon’s a saggitarius and yet he’s an attention whore?? (I mean this in the most loving way possible LOL) I’m usually quite good at guessing but he’s got me confused. I feel like he would find the typical insta baddie like Madison Beer or Maggie Lindemann really beautiful but I don’t see him going for the total LA girls, you feel? I feel like Brandon would like a girl who’s a bit more natural? She’s creative and productive, just like him. She’s smart and passionate, too. I feel like she’d be the type to crack up jokes that would make all the boys laugh and I think she’d have a bigger personality than him. I feel like he’s the one that would become the cuddly, love struck one who’s following the girl around like a puppy, which is the opposite of his usual leading demeanor. 

A U S T I N

Austin’s girl would be so adventurous!! The type that’s always on a 100 and would be down for anything. She’d like to go camping and hiking and roadtripping!! She’d lowkey be hella good at singing too so the boys would let her have the aux when they’re driving somewhere and Austin would secretly record her cause she’s got the voice of an angel. She’d be really sweet and supportive, always at the shows and always promoting the band on her own socials. I feel like she’d be the smiley type, the one that’s always greeting strangers and complimenting other girls when she finds their outfits/hair cute, even if she doesn’t know them.

Z I O N

Zion’s also a bit harder to put your finger on just because he’s both the hypest and the quietest at the same time?? I feel like Zion’s girl would be The girl. She’s got the chillest taste in music, she can dance really well, loves to have fun and hang out. She’s quite level-headed but will go all the way off just to hype up her friends. I feel like her style would be a bit more toned down. She’d like the mom jeans and the t-shirts and the cool, worn out Vans. Either that or she’s the complete opposite and she’s super shy and feminine, I really can’t tell. Either way I see her as a skater girl.

E D W I N

Ed’s girl would be so artsy and cool!! She’d be a fashionista, just like Ed but she’d be the thrifty kind. She’d be woke too, I think. She’d be a writer and she’d post really cool pictures with really poetic captions. I feel like Ed wants a girl who he can have a deep intellectual connection with, so I think she’d be the type to always talk about social issues like feminism and the BLM movement and homophobia. She’d have hella aesthetic pics on the gram too tho. Always posin, always ready. 

N I C K 

Yo Nick’s girl would be a straight up s w e e t h e a r t. She’d probably be really cute and maybe a little small (IMAGINE HER SMALLER FRAME IN HIS OVERSIZED HOODIES AW). She’d be the blushing type the boys all like to playfully tease, and she’d be really close with Nick’s mom cause they bond over making fun of Nick. BUT Nick can flip his switch and so can his girl. When Nick gets a little crazy or rage-y she’s the only one who can tell him off and she won’t even need to raise her voice but once she speaks, all the boys would be scared shitless.