How about a chlonath response to other weddings (ie djwifi, Adrienette, even Maylene and Ivan)? I could see her getting very worked up about others getting married when she isn't. I also see him being very amused by that.
I combined this with @maerynn-blog‘s suggestion, “clonath preparing their wedding???“
gross.” Chloe set down her empty
champagne glass, scowling.
“Not everyone can afford Dom Perignon, Chlo.”
“Stupid tomato.” She rolled her eyes. “I wasn’t talking about the champagne, though
now that you mention it, it is subpar.”
Nathanaël’s lips twitched in
amusement. “This is not gross, this is
“They’re being nauseating again.”
“They’re newlyweds. This is their wedding reception. They’re supposed to be nauseating.”
“Why am I here?”
“Because you’re not actually the
raging bitch you want everyone to think you are.”
“You’re such a pain sometimes.” She picked up her champagne glass and scowled
into it. “Why is this still empty? If I have to watch Ivan and Mylene hang all
over one another, I’m not going to do it sober.”
Nathanaël plucked the glass from
her hand and stood, snickering. “Heaven
Her eyes narrowed. “Watch it, Kurtzberg.”
“Chloe, why aren’t you dressed?”
“I’m not going.” She walked away from the door without
bothering to invite him in.
He came in anyway, closing the
door behind him. “Of course you
are. You’ve already done your hair and makeup. There’s no way you’d let that go to waste.”
“I’ll go somewhere else.” She put a perfectly manicured hand to her
flawless coiffure with a sniff. “This
effort would be wasted on them, anyway.”
“Too bad, Chlo.” He tugged her up from her couch, grinning. “Come on, get dressed. It’s time to go mingle with the commoners.” He put a hand to the small of her back and
gently pushed her towards her room. She
“Ugh, gross. Why do you keep dragging me to these things, Kurtzberg?”
“Because I love to torture you.” He leaned an arm on the door frame, and smiled
down into her beautiful, scowling face. “And
because I know you secretly want to go.”
She slammed the door on him, and
he jerked back with a laugh.
Chloe emerged a few minutes
later in a lemon yellow cocktail dress, tucking her cell phone into a small
white clutch and grumbling about interfering tomatoes, and Nathanaël allowed
his gaze to rake over her appreciatively.
“You look lovely, Chloe.”
“I always look lovely, Kurtzberg
,” she shot back, but a blush darkened her cheekbones and she couldn’t look him
in the eye. She huffed. “You do know that Alya and Nino are going to
be even more gross than Ivan and Mylene were, don’t you?”
He grinned at her, amused and
not at all fooled by her bluster. “I
have a whole bottle of champagne in the car, just for you. It’s yours, if you can make it through the
“Of course I can make it through
the ceremony,” she scoffed, snatching her wrap from the back of a chair. “And the reception, too. Keep your champagne, Kurtzberg.”
He hid a grin behind his hand,
and followed her out the door.
“It’s not enough for him to make
me be here. Oh no, he had to make me a
part of the damn thing!” Chloe peeked
out of the small room to the side of the vestibule, and glared at the people
filling the church. “He hates me, doesn’t
Nathanaël’s lips curled into a
smile. “No, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t hate you.”
“Then why would he do this to me?” She threw herself into his arms on a
wail. “Adrien knows I hate these
things. I can’t just duck out when I’m a
member of the bridal party.”
He shook with suppressed laughter. “I am too, don’t forget. And we’ll be seated together at the
“It’s the only reason I agreed
to this nonsense, really.”
“Mm-hmm.” He tipped her chin up and kissed her
languidly. “The fact that he’s your
oldest friend had nothing to do with it.”
She scowled, both because he was
right, and because he’d stopped kissing her to speak. “Shut up and kiss me, Kurtzberg.”
He grinned against her mouth,
and kissed her again, more briefly. “So
is this why you dragged me in here?” He
nipped at her lip, then soothed it with another kiss. “We can’t get carried away. It’s going to start soon, and I’d hate to
muss your hair.”
“Ugh, don’t remind me.” She pulled away and returned to the door,
frowning when she saw that the bridal party was gathering in the vestibule. “Shit.
I think we need to get out there.
This isn’t going to be as long as the last one was, right?”
“No idea,” he said
cheerfully. “Come on, let’s go get in
“You’re lucky I love you. You and Adrien, both.”
He grinned at her back, thinking
much the same thing.
She glanced up at him as they
meandered along the Seine, and wondered at the strange quality of his voice. She raised her brows expectantly.
“Will you let me drag you to
She groaned. “Another one?
Who the hell is getting married this time, Alix and Kim?
I thought they eloped!”
He stopped walking and caught at her hand, turning her to face him. “I was hoping it would be ours.” She gaped at him as he dropped to one knee,
there in the middle of the sidewalk, and produced a small polished wood box
from his pocket. He opened it to reveal
a beautiful, yet understated ring in a bed of black velvet. A flawless yellow cushion-cut diamond sat perched
in the center of a white gold ring, flanked by two, smaller, equally flawless trapezoid
white diamonds. It wasn’t large or
flashy, but it was from him and it
“This isn’t the ring you deserve, but it’s yours—along with my
heart. I love you, Chloe. Will you marry me?”
She looked from the ring to his anxious face, and put a hand to his cheek. “Oh, you stupid tomato. Of course I will marry you.”
“Oh, thank god!” He surged to his
feet and captured her mouth in a hungry kiss, almost forgetting the box he
still held in his shaking hand.
She pushed him back, and held her left hand out
to him, wiggling her fingers excitedly. “Aren’t
you forgetting something, Kurtzberg? I
want my ring!”
The lights were low as you and your friend, Jen, grinded against each other to the beat of the music. It was the night before your first day of sophomore year in college, and the two of you wanted to have some fun before you had to be focused and serious. Somehow you managed to sneak into a popular club without X’s on the back of your hands.
Thank you. They are both initials of our names and they are related to our biases. Admin RaspberryJam’s bias in Jimin and mine is Taehyung… and Kookie… and Suga . Honestly i’m a slut for these 3, like i can’t choose just one. It’s impossible. The other admin always makes fun of me beacuse of it haha.
-Admin Strawberry IceCream
(It’s because she always changes her number one bias, every time i ask her who is her bias, it’s a different member. Not like me, who is faithful to Jimin- Admin RaspberryJam)
It was Sunday morning and you woke up to look at your right, only to see that your boyfriend wasn’t in bed with you anymore. You dragged yourself to the kitchen where you knew he would be. He was making pancakes because he knew they were your favorite. You looked at him from the doorway, not wanting to say anything and surprise him with a hug. When you got closer and back-hugged him, he was about to flip the pancake in the air when you scared him. Jin forgot to catch it back in the pan, that way landing on your face, burning hot. He looked at you with a scared and apologetic look. ”Oh my god, Jagi. I’m so sorry. Are you ok?” he said as he quickly took the burning food from your face. “It’s ok honey. Just pray it won’t leave any marks.” you warned him.
You saw Yoongi from across the room, sleeping on a couch. He was very tired because he had to shoot for 24hrs straight for a teaser of their new album . You saw the boys gathering around you and looking at you with a devilish smile on their faces. Someone called for Suga in the background and then you knew why they were looking at you like that. “There’s no way i’m doing it” you pointed your finger at them. They all gave you the brightest smiles you could see and you cracked. You made your way to where Yoongi was sleeping like an angel, planning your strategy of how were you going to wake him up. You slowly aproached him and put your hand gently on his shoulder to try and shake him a little while calling his name “Yoongi” and out of nowhere, you felt a fist hitting your stomach quite hard. “Yah! Yoongi-ah!! Wake up. What are you doing?!” you yelled in his ear. He frowned for a second not knowing what to do. “I’m so sorry. I thought you were Hoseok.”
It was your anniversary and he decided to take you out on a date to a fancy restaurant that he knew you liked to much. The whole time, he acted like a gentleman, holding the car’s door for you and giving you his hand for support when you got out of the car. Everything went great untill you were about to enter the restaurant. He hold the front door wide open for you to go in first, but the door handle slipped through his hand, making the door swing back to close itself but you were in the way so it hit you right in the face. You jumped from the scare and broke your heel in a crack of the pavement. When he saw you almost fall down, he ran towards you with eyes wide in shock. “Baby, i’m sorry. My hand is slippery. Are you ok?” he asked you, intertwining his hand with yours so you won’t fall. You gave him a deathglare and went to the table. “Why is it so hard not to break stuff? Or people?” you asked him and he just looked down in embarassment.
You were nagging him to teach you the Dope dance since the first time you saw their dance practice. And now that he had the free time, you went to the dance practice with him and he showed you the basic moves. You learned it until the chorus came in and you tried to do the foot work, but instead he stepped on his untied shoelace which made you stumble upon his leg, falling to the ground. “Are you ok, Jagi?” you looked at him annoyed. “I thought you were supposed to be the best dancer in Bangtan.” As you said that, he made an exagerate shocked face as he fell on the floor holding his hand over his heart. “Jagi. That hurt.” he said afterwards, giving you a dead serious face. You just laugh at his exagerate moves and continued the dance lessons.
You were trying to reach the blender’s box in the kitchen that was on the highest shelf, so you can make some fresh orange juice, when your boyfriend decided to scare you by tickling your sides. You dropped the box over your head which made you lose balance of the chair you were sitting on, falling on the hard floor. “Jimin-ah! Taehyung was right. You really are a pabo.” you pointed at him while he started laughing at you. He helped you get up from the floor and picked up the box. While he was holding it you punched his arm, making him lose grip of the box and dropping it on your feet. You tried to hold in the scream that formed in your throat, making your face all red in anger. “Dammit Jimin!” you hissed while he just did his best not to burst out laughing.
It was his day off and decided to go with you to the carnival. You were excited as you were going to spend the whole day with him. The two of you wondered around the small alleys, trying to find a fun game to play. His eyes landed on a game from which he could win you a stuffed animal. The sign read “Basket and Ball”. It was pretty simple as he had to throw the mini balls in the 3 baskets. He made the shots for the first 2 without looking and when he throwed for the 3rd, the ball bounced from the wall in front of you, right in your face. You jumped from the impact and tripped over the person behind your back, falling on your ass. He started laughing at you while giving you his hand to try and help you get up.”Taehyung-ah!” you cried and he frowned after you yelled at him. “It’s not funny.”
The latest Mortal Kombat game arrived to your apartment, for which you and Kookie waited for almost a month. You were both fangirling over the cd case, when Jungkook inserted it in the playstation. You chose your character smartly, because in the first round, you beat Kookie with a flawless victory. He gave you a jealous look and pushed you off the bed, causing you to fall on the hard floor, right on your face. When you gathered yourself together and got up, he noticed blood coming out of you nose. “Oh my god, Jagi, i’m so sorry. Let me get you cleaned up.” he said as he took your hand to guide you to the bathroom. You didn’t know that you were bleeding until you saw your reflection in the mirror and slapped his arm harshly. “Pabo, look what you did.” you started mocking him. “I’m so so so sorry.” he said while giving you kisses all over the face.
This is a sequel to this imagine about Dean catching you sleeping in his t-shirt.
Word Count: 2716
It started with the t-shirts. Your crush grew into an almost painful longing as you lay in bed each night, the smell of Dean filling your head, the same soft material that had so often grazed his skin now grazing yours, thinking about how he had looked at you when he caught you wearing his shirt. He had been looking at you that way for almost a week now. It was as if wearing his shirt had changed you somehow. You hadn’t worn the t-shirts in front of Dean again after that first time, and yet he continued to stare at you as if he’d never really seen you before. It made the blood rush to your face and your stomach was constantly fluttering with butterflies, but you didn’t really mind.
Requested by thatproffessionalfangirl: I dont even know just anything fluffy where Taetae takes you on your frirst date (amusement park maybe? *winks*) and you end up having your first kiss
*1 new message*
Tae: Annyeong, I hope you haven’t forgotten about today ^^
Y/N: What about today?
Of course you hadn’t forgotten about today, how could you forget that you were about to have your first date with the most amazing person in the world
Tae: Has my Jagi seriously forgotten?
Y/N: No … Where are we going to go?
Tae: It’s a surprise.
You were so eager to find out where he was going to take you for your first date but at the same time you were a little nervous because knowing Taehyung it would probably be something crazy, this guy was so random that you actually began to thought that there was a possibility that you’re first date might be in space or something. You hated surprises as they always allowed you to over think situations that weren’t that big of a deal. But in a way, first dates were a big deal and focusing too much on being organised might ruin everything so you decide to just go with the flow.
The doorbell rang. You hesitantly opened the door. He looked perfect. On the outside you were keeping your cool but you were totally drooling on the inside. How was it possible for a human being to look as flawless as he did?
He examined you from top to bottom and his mouth opened slightly “What?” Why was he looking at you like that? “Oh my god, do I have something on my face?“
Your face began to feel hot with embarrassment as he smirked at you "Come on, let’s go."
[Several hours later]
Before you could see where you were heading, he covered your eyes with his hands "Yah, no peeking” you both took a couple more steps
“Taehyungie~” you whined
“Just wait a little bit more"
You were growing impatient but did well to hide it. You were desperate to find out where he was taking you.
"Ok” he sighed and uncovered your eyes. You slowly opened your eyes but they grew big once you saw where he had taken you. It was perfect. Absolutely perfect.
“Woah Daebak!” You squealed, he smiled at you whilst giving you a look of pure admiration. He had something behind his back and when you tried to see what he had, he tried hiding it from you. Of course, you weren’t the type to just give up easily so you went behind him to try and grab it and he starts messing around with you by holding the object as high as he could so that it was out of your reach,
“That’s not fair” you pouted while crossing your arms like a little kid
“Aww I’m sorry” he said as he placed the object on your head. Considering he put it on your head it wasn’t hard to figure out that it was a headband
“Now we’re matching” you looked up at him and saw that he too was wearing a headband. A Mickey Mouse headband.
“What ride shou-” he linked his arm in yours and pointed at a ride,
“This one, you’re going to love it” he grabbed your wrist and made you run to the queue with him. During the whole wait of the queue he gradually started becoming hyper, the more excited he got the more he couldn’t keep still. His innocence resembled the one which most children possessed, many people could find his innocence fake and annoying but you found it so pure and cute. But the more he was excited the more nervous you were to get on the ride. You were expecting for him to choose a ride that seemed not too bad. But no, he decided to pick the highest ride, with the most loops and drops, not only that but this particular ride didn’t only go in one way. The closer you got to actually getting on the ride, you started feeling queasy and you had butterflies in your stomach but they didn’t feel like good butterflies, your throat went completely dry and you were unable to keep still, he saw this and tried his best to reassure you
“Don’t worry, If you get scared then hold my hand. As long as I’m by your side there’s no need to be scared” he already started holding on your hand. You went along with what he said but it didn’t reassure you as much as he thought it did. Both of your palms were sweating from how tightly you’ve been holding on to his hand, honestly, as soon as you sat in the ride you wanted to go back but it was too late.
The ride left you shaking - not in fear but because of the adrenaline rush it had left you,
“Are you okay?” He was a bit shaky too
“Let’s go on it again!” You started jumping in the same spot as you couldn’t control your excitement
“Uh … Actually, maybe we should just go do something else” he scratched the back of his neck
“Why? Are you scared?” You giggled as you gently tickled him
“No” he chortled.
You saw a sort of stand where they sold fluffy teddies for free if you accomplished a mission, and the mission was to shoot a massive bouncy ball in a hoop. You felt pretty confident that you were going to win but you had forgotten that you were on a date with someone who was quite competitive.
“If I win, what fluffy teddy would you want?” You stood a little bit taller than usual to show the pride you had
“The monkey, but what if you lose against me?” He raises an eyebrow
“Then you get to choose whatever you want” you said without thinking
“Whatever I want” he smiled to the side of his mouth.
You shouldn’t have told him that, God knows what he wanted from you … What if he was going to say something odd like massaging his hand or worse his feet? No, surely he wasn’t that crazy. You threw the ball and completely missed the hoop.
“Wait, that’s not fair … Let me get another try” you said picking up another ball and missing yet again
“I’m usually good at this” you mumbled. Taehyung clears his throat “Arasso, what do you want?"
He gives you his signature rectangle smile "A second date” you nodded in response but he added “Remember I get to choose one more thing” he looked straight into your eyes making your cheeks furiously blush
“What are you talking about?"
He doesn’t drop his gaze "You lost twice. I get to choose one more thing"
You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion "Oppa?"
He grabbed your face catching you off guard and pressed his lips against yours and naturally your hands wandered for a second not knowing where to place your them, he broke from the kiss to place his hands at your hips bringing you closer to him to allow himself to deepen the kiss, you had this weird feeling in your stomach, the exact same feeling you had before going on the ride, you felt your lips get hotter against his lips and your hearts pace had rose to an extent. You then broke from the kiss, completely aware of how red your cheeks must have gotten by then "I’ve been meaning to do that for a while” he sighed
“Taehyung oppa, you do realise-"
He interrupts "Yeah because it was my first kiss aswell."
ALEXANDER POV I watched her dance around the ballroom, wishing every man who asked her for a dance was me. The only real reason I showed up to the winter’s ball was to see the one and only, Y/N L/N. She was absolutely stunning. She was intelligent, beautiful, charming, a great conversationist and she had a smile, god that smile, not to mention her E/C eyes. She could just melt you. I wanted her to be mine, but alas, I admit it, I am much too nervous. There were so many young men with land, money, war status, that you felt outnumbered. She would never say yes. So for now, I just stare longingly at her from afar, that is until my attention was diverted by a hard slap on the back by none other than a man by the name of Hercules Mulligan. “ Alexander, How is the view?” He laughed, but when you turned to face him and glared darkly, he paused before saying “ Oh my god, you’re in love with her!” He turned to signal Lafayette and Laurens. I started sweating. “ What? Ha, as if….even if Y/N is gorgeous, smart, caring, funny, flawless……” You trailed off, gazing back in her direction. “Oui, Hercules, he seems to be head over heels for her!” Lafayette laughed, the others joining in. You snapped back “ Well, I can’t just tell her that!” “ And why not?” John retorted. You stood there in silence until Lafayette came up. “ Alexander,” he set a hand on your shoulder" If you don’t go and get her, maybe I will.“ That was it. You had no clue what happened inside of you, but that was the push you needed to make your way through the crowd and straight up to Y/N.
Y/N POV The night was dull. No interesting people I talked or danced with, no conversations struck my interests, and I was just about to leave when he stopped me. Alexander Hamilton, perhaps the most handsome guy ever, had run up to you, obviously nervous about something. "Y/N, would you do me the honor of dancing with me tonight?” He said, fidgetting slightly and looking at me with hope. Wait, did he just ask ME to dance with HIM? His eyes shone like diamonds, making you melt into a little puddle. “It would be my please,” You said, taking is hand and having him twirl you around. We spent an hour dancing in each other’s arms, with each dance, getting closer and closer to each other. I leaned in and- ALEXANDER POV She leaned in, this was it. You went and connected her sweet lips to yours. ALEXANDER AND Y/N POV Whoah….I think….I’m in love.
Notes: This is my first smut ever with Namjoon as the Ab Doctor, enjoy ;) (sorry for any mistakes XD) Namjoon x you
You were scrolling through pictures on tumblr that were not suitable for looking at in the living room. There were many pictures of shirtless men with perfectly chiselled abs that you wish your were drinking water off of. You were able to avoid any unwanted stares on your phone from your family members who were in the same room as you. Or so you thought…
“Your name!” Yelled your mom. “What are you looking at?” You quickly turn off the phone and turned to your mother, shocked. “Young Lady! You should not be looking at photos like those. You are way too young for this stuff.” “Mom, chill it’s just ab pictures.” “I think you have a problem.” “What? No!” “That’s it we are going to the doctor tomorrow.” “MOM!” “That’s final!” You huff and walk out of the room and went into your bedroom. Your mom does’t understand. It’s so completely harmless and you only crave chocolate after seeing pictures like that because their chocolate-like abs look so tasty. You sigh and hit the pillow since it was late at night that this happened. You dreamt of shirtless men becoming more naked as you drifted off to sleep.
*The next morning*
You wake up from the sun hitting your face. It turns out that your mom opened the blinds for you and is ushering you of bed. It was time to go to the doctor! You really did’t want to go but your mom never listens to you. And she will not stop until she gets what you want. Luckily it was a Monday so you get a day off of school for going to some stupid doctor. So you dragged your ass out of bed and slid on a dress. Your mom was waiting for you downstairs in the car. You get in and she lectured you the whole trip to the doctor’s office. You rolled your eyes more than once. Just day dreaming about beautifully chiselled kpop stars and imagining what you could be doing in the backseat if your mom was’t in the car with you. You tried to hide the thirst in your eyes but your mom saw. “THAT’S IT. I knew it was a good idea to bring you here.” You guys have finally arrived and your mom checked in for you. She was not leaving your side until you were fixed. You guys waited a while until the nurse said that they could meet the doctor. She lead you to a small doctor’s office in the back of the building where a desk (with a chair), a patient’s chair and an examination table. The walls were bare except with a few “Doctor’s are the best medicine” posters placed around the room. Your mom sat down in the chair and impatiently waited while you propped yourself up on the examination table/ It was comfortable since it was almost like a mattress. It took a while for the doctor to show up. Your mom kept jigging her leg with impatience and you asked her to stop but she was too mad to listen to you. Man your were annoyed. If only some kpop prince would whizz you away right now and make you feel all better in all different kinds of ways. The door opened in and in walked in the most beautiful doctor you have ever seen. His platinum blonde hair was combed back and his rectangle rims made his face look even sexier. Hi body was not bad looking form what you could tell from his jeans and plain white t-shirt with his doctor coat dropped over him. He turned to face you and your mom and smiled. Oh my god, his has the most amazing dimples ever. “Hello I’m Dr. Namjoon, nice to meet you both,” He said with a nod. You could’t help but stare at his flawless face. And his lips were so big and kissable… “So, what seems to be the problem here?” He asked. “So,” your mom spoke up. “I think my daughter has a problem. She keeps looking up bad photos that are not suitable for a lady at her age and I need your help to help fix her addiction. It is not healthy! She could be helping me clean the dishes but instead she wastes all her time and even her study time on looking up naked men!” “Mom!” You whined. Not in front of the doctor! You thought. Namjoon held back a chuckle and thought that the mom is the one that need to be treated with a cold dose of reality. But instead he kept a straight face and told the mom that he would do anything to help fix the problem. He told her that the best way to solve this problem is if he and you were alone without any parental interference. And your mom obliged because he is after all a doctor and trusts him. Your mom left and it was just you two left. You decided to stop slumping and straightened your chest to appear more confident in front of him. “So let’s pretend we are having a therapy session and chill here for an hour or so okay?” “Wait,” You said. “You don’t think I have a problem?” Namjoon let out this cute and adorable laugh that made you smile and want to laugh too. “No!” He said. “Of course not. Your mom is the one that needs help. It’s perfectly normal to look a t stuff like that.” “Oh okay,” you said. “So what do we do for an hour?” “Well we can talk about stuff, like for example what your were looking at that freaked your mom out?” You laugh. “Oh it was just a picture with this guy with the most amazing abs that I just wanted to gobble up.” Wow that was pretty honest you thought, then again my mom already embarrassed me enough so I can’t get any more embarrassed than that. Namjoon let out a chuckle but then got a little serious. He realized that this girl seemed so innocent but the fact that she likes to see dirty things can’t help but turn him on a little. She’s a naughty little girl he thought. “Are you sure they were amazing abs?” “Duhhh Yeah!” You replied. “What if I could show you better ones?” You were taken aback by his statement but you were so down to see some nice abs. “Oh really?” you said trying to be all flirty. “Yes really, I’ll show them to you.” He said with a wink. He got up from his chair and looked at you with a sexy eye stare as he dropped his doctor’s coat on the chair. Now you could really see his biceps and they looked so fine and muscular that you wanted to grab on them and stroke them even. He kept looking at you with his lowered lids as he took his t-shirt off over his head and oh… my… lord… Those… abs… You had to hold yourself from lifting your hands and try to reach for them. He saw you twitch and decided to play with you. He casually picks his doctor’s robe back on and walked over you. You were mad that the coat was blocking your view but the teasing is making between your thighs a little moist. You try not to show that your are affected because you are a good girl. But Namjoon knows you are bad and wants to toy with you. He settles in front of you in front of the bed and finds a way to place himself between your legs that were dangling off the bed. Luckily the dress was still long enough to cover the most important part. You took a deep breath and started to pant a bit now that your legs are open and ready. “Do you want to touch them?” He asked in a low voice. You gulped. You have to be strong. Come on naughty girl thought Namjoon. I know you want me. He gave her an intense eye stare with his head titled back. That was it for you. You reached up and sneaked your hands under the coat and touched his abs and lord you almost drooled. You rubbed both hands up and down the lines and traced the lines to the sides. You feel his sides downwards until you hit the upper corners of his V line and traced them down towards the center. He smirked, he has finally convinced you to be bad. “You are not supposed to do that remember?” He said. “We are supposed to be curing you of your problem. You have failed your test.” “Oh no, what do I do now?” You asked innocently. Damn thought Namjoon. She is such a tease, it’s not fair. He leans in and comes close to kissing you but leaves you with a little brush of the lips. He decided that you are the one that needs to be punished now. “Get off the bed,” he whispers in your ear seductively. You obliged and got off the bed. He spins you around so that you are bent over the bed and your rear is propped up away from the bed. He started to place his hands on your thighs and stroked them up and down under the dress constantly creeping closer and closer towards your slit. Namjoon finally rested his finger ontop of your panties and felt that you were extremely wet. He hummed with pleasure, he’s got you where he wants you. He takes off your panties and lets them drop to the floor. You wanted him to touch you again. You want him to rub his hands there so badly. But no instead he lifts your dress’ bottom over onto your back, leaving your butt and vagina exposed for him to see. He grinned at the sight of your dripping wet pussy, he felt his cock twitch with excitement. He could’t wait until he could have you, but first he must punish you for your addiction. “Did you like feeling my abs?” He asked. “Yes,” you say. His hand came hard on to your ass with a loud smack and made you gasp. It hurt but you kind of liked it. You were being spanked for being a bad girl. Namjoon liked your shocked face and asked again: “Do you like my abs?” “Yes” you said waiting for another slap and when it came it felt so satisfying. He wasn’t too hard but firm enough to get his point across. “Are you going to keep challenging me?” “Maybe” SMACK. Your ass was getting redder and redder by the minute. Your pussy was also getting wetter and wetter. Namjoon is really into this now and decided to up the game. “Call me daddy” You gasped but your pussy quivered and so you said “Daddy.” SMACK. *Gasp* “Daddy” you said again. SMACK. A little bit of pussy juice started to drip down your thigh. “Tell me your sorry,” he said. “I’m sorry daddy.” SMACK. “Damn right you are,” he said. Your clit was throbbing to be touched and played with. You moaned with desire. SMACK. His hand lingered after the last smack. He rubbed your ass and trailed down to your slit and slid his finger through it. He hit your clit and you convulsed with his touch. He smirked as his cock was bulging to get out of his pants. He slid one of his fingers inside you and slid it in and out. “Hmmmm,” he said. “You are so tight.” You noticed his bulge and decided to help out and reached for his belt as his inserted the second finger in you. You man in pleasure and unbuckled his belt and ripped the zipper open. Namjoon wasn’t wearing underwear, What a naughty doctor you thought. He stopped finger you was you pulled down his pants and got onto his knees to suck him off. His cock was long and rock hard and sprung out of his pants quite so. You lick up the shaft and teased him a little before you took the whole head in and swirled it around your mouth. Namjoon was impatient, he placed his hand on your head and started rocking his hips forward and started fucking your mouth. You bobbed your head up and down while you gave him eye contact that drove him insane. You had to push yourself off his cock to keep him from cumming. He gasped when you let go a whined for some more before he snapped back into character and pushed you over to the bed. He leaned you against the bed, but no on the bed as he takes of your dress along with your bra and started toying with your nipples. He placed his mouth over one and played with it with his tongue as he pinched the other. He switched nipples and slightly nibbled on the other nipple. You gasped it felt so good but you wanted his cock inside you, now. He noticed your impatience and swung you around. He bent you over the bed like before and came behind you with his cock in the air, ready to insert itself in your dripping wet cunt. He smacked your ass cheek placed his cock in your slit, sliding it up and down teasing your clit before he finally inserted himself. You gasped as he inserted all of himself inside you, it felt so good. He though your tight pussy was so good too. He started thrusting slowly to tease you because you needed to be punished for being so impatient. “Go faster please,” you pleaded. He ignored you and kept slowly thrusting inside you. He was having fun watching you squirm. “What is the magic word?” He asked. It took you a while before you got what he was asking for. “Daddy,” you sighed. He started going harder after he heard her say his name. “What’s that? I did’t hear you?” “Go faster please daddy!” He thrusted even faster but not fast enough. “Please daddy! Fuck me harder!” You whined. He started thrusting at full force and you were in heaven. His hard cock felt so good in your wet cunt. He pounded you hard as you tried to hold onto the bed for some leverage. You eyes lolled to the back of your head as well as Namjoon’s. “Please daddy, I want you to go deeper,” you said and he wanted the same. He propped your leg up on the bed for better access and that did the trick. You were moaning and whimpering from how good it felt as Namjoon was grunting with all his might to feel all of your pussy with his cock. He was going to come soon and you were on edge. Couple more thrusts and… “Ah!!” You moaned loudly. “Ah, daddy!!” As you said as you were cumming. “Daddy….” Namjoon grunted as we released his seed inside you. He moaned as he found his release. Both of you collapsed forward towards the bed and breathed heavily. He kept thrusts a little bit of whats left of his cum inside you. Then he came out with a squishy noise that made you both smile. That was some good fucking. You both smiled at each other but then there was a knock on the door. It was your mom. “Is everything okay in there?” She yelled through the door. Both of you panicked and started putting your clothes back on as both of you replied that you guys were fine. “He was just curing me of my problem mom!” Luckily they both had their clothes back on in time for her to open the door and walk in to see the progress. “So, do you still like naked men?” She asked you. “No,” you said innocently. “I don’t like them at all.” Namjoon’s lips twitched. “I think I did my job for today,” said Namjoon. “But I’m going to have to give you a prescription.” He quickly turned around to his desk and scribbled some notes on his paper. “Okay I’m glad it all worked out!” Your mother said. “Here,” Namjoon said as he gave you the prescription paper with his number on it. “Take this whenever you feel like you may like half naked men with abs.” “Okay,” you said. “Thank you so much doctor!” Your mom said to him. “No problem! They don’t call me the ab doctor for nothing!” He replied with a wink in your direction as both of you walked out.
Pairings: Winchester brothers x sister reader, Cas x reader
Request:Hiya :D May you please create a one shot where the boys sister is just really doubtful of herself like bad self esteem issues and she always thinks ‘Oh somebody can do better than me’ but they don’t find out sooner because she’s quiet and her main buddy is Cas so she tells him instead and the brothers overhear and it’s love n stuff sorry if I described it too much lol XD
Request:Can i have an imagine (for Sister Sunday) where the reader is in love with Cas and Dean gets all protective over her? Thanks! :D
Request:Is there any way could you do a request where Dean and Sams little sister has a eating disorder? I’m going through a hard time atm and would love to read one please xx
‘’Actually…. I’m not hungry’’You mumbled, hand pushing away your plate. Your brothers frowned at you, you hadn’t been eating s much as you used to. It was always a different excuse everyday but luckily they never caught on.
‘’I already ate’’
‘’I feel sick’’
‘’I’m just tired’’
However, there was one person catching on to everything. Castiel. As oblivious as the angel might seem, he was very observing and not to mention that huge crush (love) he harboured for you.
He watched your every move, he knew when you were upset and when you were happy. Lately you had been upset a lot. He watched you throw away your meals whenever your brothers weren’t looking and he watched your cringe at yourself whenever you looked in the mirror.
Even though he saw all this he didn’t know why you were doing all of this. He didn’t understand why humans would stop eating or why they would hurt themselves.
Walking past your room he stopped when he heard the soft cries that belonged to you. Pushing the door open, you didn’t notice thee angel walk in a see you in just your underwear as you stared at yourself in the mirror, cheek stained with tears.
Cas noticed you were giving your self that look you gave to the things you hunted. That look that he hoped he never got. Hatred. Why would you hate yourself? All this confused the angel but he did know that you wouldn’t be so happy to find out he was spying on you, especially if you were in your underwear.
Moving away he decided to talk to your brothers about it.
‘’I think we need to talk’’Cas stated as he coughed awkwardly. Dean looked up from the bacon and egg sandwich he was eating and flashed his younger brother a amused look.
‘’You’re not breaking up with us are you Cas?’’Dean smirked as Sam laughed from over his laptop screen. Both stopped laughing when they noticed Cas had his narrowed eyes and jaw locked, which meant it was his serious face.
‘’What’s up Cas?’’Sam asked as he shut down the lid of his laptop screen to give his full attention on the angel.
‘’It’s about your sister (y/n)’’Cas explained. Both brothers looked at each other with the same look they always shared as they shuffled closer to Cas with a worried expression.
‘’Well is she okay?’’Dean asked nervously.
‘’I do not know’’Cas added. They frowned, brows drawing in as they one again glanced at each other.
‘’Well… spit it out’’Dean snapped.
‘’Spit what out?’’Cas frowned in confusion. Sam face palmed as he closed hsi eyes with a sign.
‘’Never mind Cas, just tell us what’s wrong with (y/n)’’Sam said, bring his focus back on the original question.
‘’It appears she has not been eating’’Cas said as he folded his hands together. ‘’I don’t know why but she had been throwing away her food whenever you are not looking and it seems she is always coming up with diversions to why she cannot eat’’.
Both brothers mouths fell open as guilt and shock mixed into one. Why hadn’t they noticed? Why hadn’t you told them? They couldn’t believe that they hadn’t spotted it and Cas had. They were your brother and they didn’t even know their sister hadn’t been eating.
‘’That is not all’’Cas added.
‘’There’s more?!!’’Sam yelped in fear. Cas nodded as he continued to tell them about how he saw you looking at yourself in the mirror and crying, about how you stared at yourself with hatred.
All three men sat in silence, trying to absorb in all they heard.
‘’I can’t believe she didn’t tell us’’Sam whispered sadly.
After deciding that they would talk to you about it tonight they all sat down, all silent and awkward when you walked in flashing them a fake smile.
‘’Hey, I’m popping out to get some food, you want any?’’Dean asked as he grabbed his jacket. He looked at you with sad eyes, eyes that were pleading for you to say yes so he could prove Cas wrong. So he wouldn’t have to admit he had been a terrible brother who was oblivious to his sisters suffering.
‘’No, I’m not hungry’’You said as you flashed him a smile. Sam and Dean both looked at each other before getting up and popping out.
‘’I see we found another hunt’’Cas spoke up as he waited for your brothers to get back so they could talk to you.
‘’Yeah’’You laughed softly at the angel.
‘’You should be careful. I also heard that you are playing bait’’Cas said with narrowed eyes that showed he didn’t approve of the decision. You nodded, laughing as you shook your head.
‘’Don’t worry, I’m not pretty enough for the vamp to actually fall for it’’You laughed but was really speaking the truth. Cas frowned as he got up, you watched his movements with confusion, cheeks flushing when he stepped only inches away from you, nose barely touching yours.
‘’You’re the most beautiful, breath taking creature I have ever come across. Everything you do is flawless and even your flaws are perfect. I do not like when you criticise yourself’’He pointed out.
Your mouth fell open and shut, lost for words. ‘’Y-you noticed’’You whispered, eyes tearing up in embarrassment that the man you love noticed all the horrible things you did to yourself.
‘’Yes. I noticed you are restricting yourself of your need for food’’Cas added. You hands shot up to your face as you turned your back.
‘’Oh my god! I can’t believe you noticed!’’You whispered with a red face. Cas shuffled, hands prying your own away from your face as he used the rough pad of his thumb to wipe away the tears that fled down your cheeks.
‘’Do not be embarrassed, (y/n). I do not know why you would think such horrible things about yourself but I will help you’’He nodded, proving his word.
‘’Why?’’You whispered, tears falling freely as you stared at the blue eyed angel. ‘’Why would you help me?’’You repeated in pain.
‘’Because I… I am in love with you’’He said. ‘’As the humans say’’He added.
‘’Y-you are?’’You whispered shocked. He nodded before frowning.
‘’I thought humans are supposed to return their love…’’He trailed off. You laughed, rolling your eyes.
‘’I love you to Cas’’You laughed as you wrapped your arms around his neck. You leaned in, about to kiss him before the door flew open and a angry Dean marched in.
‘’I don’t think so!’’he yelled. ‘’Cas! I’ll give you five seconds to get off my sister!’’Dean screamed.
‘’1…5!’’Dean yelled, leaving out the rest as he stormed towards the angel. Cas’s eyes widened, hands dropping from around you waist as he nervously stepped back.
‘’I shall see you after, if I survive your brother’’Cas yelped before fluttering away.
My cheeks began hurting at all the smiling I had endured in last hour. Isaiah has been a ball of pure energy all thanks to the excitement of watching Tyson play in the first game of the season for Miami. From the moment both Tyson and Zay woke up they have been running around the house like they have eaten nothing but sugar the past few days.
Now sitting in our courtside seats, Zay sat bouncing his knees up and down as his gaze continually searched around the massive stadium that was filling up with people by the second, “Daddy play now?”, He asked as he looked up at me with wide excited eyes. He looked absolutely adorable in his baby jersey that had ‘Brown Jr’, with Tysons number underneath.
“Yea baby, daddies playing soon. You gonna cheer him on?”, I whispered in his ear before kissing his cheek and sitting up straight, “Yes Im going to yell really, really loud”, He said causing me to chuckle as I wrapped my arm around his small waist and brought his body closer to mine, “Girl I refuse to go back out there, them lines are something serious”, Jasmine sighed as she approached where we were sitting with Briana following close behind her.
Taking a seat on the other side of Zay, Briana handed him a small bucket of popcorn while Jas came and took the seat on my other side, “I don’t know why you guys don’t just go up to the VIP section”, I grinned as I took the beer she had brought me out of her hands.
“Briana insists she gets the greasy food from where the public get it”, She shrugged as I looked over and laughed lowly at Briana who was chowing down on a sloppy hotdog while handing hot chips to Zay on the low.
“Girl you stay spoiling him”, I smirked as I pulled out a tissue from my purse and wiped the tomato sauce off from around Isaiah’s mouth. Briana had to be the worse of us all when it came to Zay, there was not a time she came over where she didn’t have some sort of gift or bag of candy for him, “Pshhh whatever Nala, you know that’s my boo”, She shrugged before looking down and winking at Zay as she feed him some of her hotdog.
Shaking my head as I grinned at my always-hungry boy, I turned my attention back over to Jasmine who had been unusually quiet today, “What’s wrong with my blondie”, I muttered lowly as I wrapped my arm around her shoulder and brought her closer to me only to receive a face full of her curly mane, “I think someone’s stealing my birth control”, She whispered just as I took a sip of my beer causing me to choke as I pulled away a little and looked at her confused.
“Of all the weird shit Ive heard this has to top it”, I chuckled although I quickly stopped as I realized she was dead serious, “Okay what the hell do you mean you think someone’s stealing your birth control?”, I muttered seriously as I sat my drink under my chair and turned my entire attention to her, “Okay not someone, it’s Jeremiah. I mean it has to be, who else?”, She stressed as a frown graced her usually flawless face.
“Ohhh ok. Im not following, why would he steal them?”, I asked confused as I turned my attention towards the court, trying to make sense of what she was telling me. Before she could say anything else, realization hit and I looked back at her with wide eyes, “Oh my god. Jeremiah you are the man”, I whispered before resting my forehead on her shoulder and laughing hard at the thought of J trying to knock Jas up on the down low,
“Nalaaaaaaaaa, its not funny”, Jas dragged on before finally chuckling while I lifted my head up a little and wiped the side of my eyes, “Oh come on Jassy, he wants a baby with you and his trying to do it on the DL”, I smirked as I shook my head with amusement before looking back over at Zay to make sure he was okay. Of course, him and Briana were too busy stuffing their faces to even realize what was going on.
Turning back around, I could tell Jas was all up in her thoughts, not wanting to startle her, I linked my arm with hers and gave her a little squeeze of reassurance, “You don’t want to have a baby with him?”, I whispered with seriousness as I knew this wasn’t all fun and games, “I don’t know Lani, Im so confused and he hasn’t even tried to talk to me about it? Isnt this something people discuss?”, She stressed as she looked over at me with a torn expression instantly making me feel bad at her situation.
“Jas let me be honest, yes his approach is definitely not ideal and honestly Im surprised someone as smart as J would try that approach rather than talk it out BUT it just goes to show how much he wants this with you”, I told her honestly causing her frown to ease up and instead be replaced with a small smile.
“You’re right, that was definitely some stupid shit he tried though”, She giggled lowly as I started laughing again at the thought of Jeremiah stealing her pills, “Thats like some type of shit Ace would pull, well that is if he ever wanted kids”, I chuckled as I shook my head while Jasmine nodded in agreement.
“Girl it most likely WAS Adrian’s idea, I should whoop J’s ass for even thinking about getting advise from him”, She whispered lowly making sure Briana couldn’t hear us making fun of her man, “Just talk to your man after the game. Tell him how you feel”, I said softly as I squeezed her hand just as Isaiah stood up and dusted off his jeans.
“You okay sweetie?”, I asked as I leant forward and helped him tie his shoelace of his Jordan’s that he chose to wear today.
“When daddy playing mama?”, He pouted as I sat up and pulled him closer so that he was now standing in between my legs, “In about 5 minutes baby”, I muttered as I kissed the top of his head and let him rest his weight into my chest.
Wrapping my arms around his small body, we watched the stadium come to life as the commentator announced the arrival of the Miami players just as they began jogging out on to the court. Isaiah looked back at me with wide eyes causing me to chuckle at the sparkle in his behind them, “Keep watching baby, daddies coming out soon”, I whispered as I nodded my head to the front of us and watched as he quickly turned his head back to the front and towards the court.
“Uncle J!”, He beamed as he pointed towards Jeremiah who jogged out followed by Ace, “And look uncle Ace”, I pointed at Adrian as Isaiah’s excitement built by the second.
“DADDY!”, Zay squealed as she began jumping up and down while clapping his small hands, “I just cant deal, I wanna eat him”, Briana pouted as she slid across and sat in Zay’s seat before leaning down and kissing his cheek a few times. Jasmine on the other hand had pulled out phone and was filming Isaiah’s reaction.
“Daddy! Look at daddy, Mommy look at daddy!”, Zay rushed out all at once causing us all to chuckle at the sight while my eyes roamed the court and landed on Tysons body for the first time tonight. Lowly licking my lips at the sight , I couldn’t help but grin at the sight of the tall, handsome man that I called mine.
As if clockwork, Tysons eyes locked on mine and the small frown that permanently graced his face soon vanished and was replaced with a lazy grin at the sight of Isaiah and I. Kissing Zay’s cheek without removing my eyes off Tysons, I held onto Isaiah’s small wrist and waved to his daddy which made his grin wider.
Sending us a wink, he caught the ball that was sent his way and jogged off to the right side of the court where his teammates were warming up. Isaiah’s gaze never fell short of his dad’s body and instead stood there watching his every move., “Lani look up”, Briana chuckled as she pointed to the massive screens above the court, causing us all to turn our attention to it only to find the camera being put on us four.
“Oh my god”, I muttered lowly in embarrassment while Jas and Briana took in the attention by smiling wide and waving. Chuckling at the girls antics, I tapped Isaiah’s thigh to get his attention and pointed up at the screen so he could see himself on the big TV.
As expected his eyes got wide and he looked back at me with excitement for a second before looking at the screen and waving big causing around of applause and cheers to erupt in the stadium. Giggling at his cuteness, I tore my eyes away from the screen and over to Ty who was watching the screen with a proud look. Soon enough the camera started moving through the crowd and began their normal ‘kissing cam’, while us four turned our attentions back onto the court.
Unintentionally, one of the balls the heat was using bounced off towards the sidelines near us and it was Tyson who jogged over to grab it. Dribbling the ball between his legs, he took the opportunity to come over and lift Isaiah up in the air which sent Zay into a fit of giggles, “You cheering for yo pops?”, Ty smirked as he kissed Zay’s cheek and set him down on his feet, before leaning over and pecking me lips.
Ignoring the sudden flashes of the camera, Zay seemed oblivious to the attention that was now put on us and instead wore a cheesy smile, “I cheer daddy”, Isaiah beamed as he hugged Tysons leg tight before letting go and resting his body back in between my legs, “Number one fan huh”, Ty grinned as he messed with Zay’s hair and winked at me before jogging back towards the team as they were now gathering so they could start.
“Yay daddy!”, I cheered as I held onto Isaiah’s small hands and clapped them together. The entire stadium was up on their feet cheering like crazy at Miami’s first win for the season. Beginning Tysons first game since breaking his shoulder, the spotlight was on him and of course my baby delivered as always. Quickly joining in the hype, I stood up on my feet and picked Zay up in my arms so he could cheer along with the rest of the crowd.
It wasn’t until 10 minutes later that the crowd had finally calmed down and began leaving that we decided to get up and head home, “Daddy coming?”, Zay asked as he snuggled his face in the crook of my neck. My poor baby had been cheering so much that he had exhausted himself out, “Daddy is going to meet us at home baby”, I told Zay as the girls and I headed out of the court and towards the VIP car park.Since it was the first win for the guys, we knew that they would be in the locker rooms for a while celebrating and since I had Zay I didn’t want want to keep him waiting for ages.
“No come now?”, He frowned with a sad pout causing me to mirror his pout at how adorably cute he looked, “He cant right now baby, how about we go get you some nuggets and than we can watch cartoons in bed until daddy comes home?”, I reasoned with him causing him to think about it for a second before looking up at me with his big brown eyes, “We getting daddy nuggets too?”, He ask causing us girls to chuckle at his bargaining for his dad, “I think we can do that”, I grinned as I kissed his chubby cheek a few times and walked through the car park and towards Tysons porsche panarama that I had convinced him to let me drive today.
“Okay mama, Ill call your sexy ass tomorrow”, Briana cheesed as she hugged me from behind before coming around and groaning at the sight of Zay snuggled in my hold, “How can a kid be this adorable”, She sighed dreamily before kissed all over his face, sending him into a fit of giggles, “Bye my favorite man”, She winked before turning to Jas and giving her a hug and a slap on the ass.
Chuckling as I watched her make her way towards Ace’s range rover, I turned my attention to Jas and gave her a massive hug goodbye before handing her Zay so she could also kiss and part ways with him, “Be good for yo mama okay?”, She cooed as she kissed his head causing him to nod as he yawned tiredly.
“Drive safely Nala and msg me when your home so I know you guys are okay”, She said over her shoulder as she headed towards her BMW and got in. I nodded my head as I waved before turning back around and opening the back door and strapping Zay into the toddler seat in the back.
Kissing his cheek before closing his door, I jumped into the drivers seat and didn’t waste a second backing out of the spot and out of the car park, “Try and stay awake for mommy okay, baby?”, I told Zay as I looked through the rearview mirror and found him closing his eyes while yawning. I knew my son was tired and ready to crash but he still needed to eat something for dinner and I didn’t want him falling asleep in the car as I knew he would just wake up once I pick up and take him inside.
It wasn’t until 30 minutes later that we had got our dinner from McDonalds and arrived back at home. Thankfully Zay managed to stay awake and as soon as I sat him on his feet he was once again buzzing at the thought of eating nuggets in bed while watching SpongeBob, “Come one my little hyped man”, I giggled as I held onto his hand and walked into the silent mansion.
Quickly putting the alarm code in, I turned the lights on as we headed towards the kitchen. Sitting my purse on the kitchen counter, I sat our nuggets, chips and juice boxes on a tray and re held onto Isaiah’s hand as we headed upstairs to my bedroom.
Thankfully we had both showered before leaving for the game today, therefore I sat the tray on the bed and headed to Zay’s room so we could change him into his onesie pajamas.
Once I had him dressed in his pajamas, I grinned at the sight of him,“You are sooo cute”, I gushed as I sat him on his feet and walked beside him as we made our way back towards my bedroom, “You too mommy”, He said sweetly causing me to look down at him while cheesing at his adorable self.
“Come here you little charmer”, I cooed as I picked him up and squeezed him tight as I entered into my bedroom and playfully dropped him on my bed so he bounced a little. Rolling around as he giggled, he climbed up to Tysons spot and sat back against the pillows with his legs stretched out in front of him just like Tyson usually does, “Mommies just going to her pajama’s on”, I told him as I grabbed the remote and turned on the TV and played SpongeBob for him.
Quickly stepping into our walk in closet, I headed straight for my chest of drawers and pulled out a simple silk lingerie playsuit and proceeded to let my hair down from the tight ponytail it had been tied in. Once I had successfully taken my entire makeup off, I made my way back into the bedroom and dimmed the lights before grabbing the tray of food and getting into bed next to Zay, “Im so hungry”, I muttered as I sat up right against the pillows and brought Isaiah closer to my side so I could help feed him, “Me too mommy”, Isaiah said as I handed him a nugget and opened up his juice box.
“Feed you?”, Zay asked sweetly as he held the nugget up to my mouth causing me to grin as I bent down a little and took a bite into the nugget, “Thanks baby”, I mumbled as I sat back up and opened up my own juice box.
It wasn’t until half an hour later that Isaiah and I had finally finished feeding each other and got out of bed to wash our hands, “Come on baby boy”, I yawned as I held his hand and took him into the bathroom, “Where’s daddy?”, He frowned as I lifted him up on the basin and turned on the water while sighing at the paranoid state my son had been ever since Tyson left for those few days.
Though Zay didn’t say it out loud I knew he thought that Tyson had left us and didn’t want him anymore. Now when Zay didn’t see Ty for a while he would always question were his dad was and wanted reassurance that he was coming back.
“He should be coming home soon baby, lets go cuddle in bed and wait for him”, I yawned once again as I felt sleep creeping up on me by the second. Sluggish drying both our hands on the towel, we exited the bathroom and raced to the bed before collapsing on it in a fit of giggles, “I won!”, Zay squealed causing me to laugh as he rolled around.
The sound of a deep laugh caused us both to jump as well as letting a squeal escaped my lips, “Jesus Christ Ty”, I breathed out as his tall frame was casually leaning on the doorframe watching us with a grin on his face, “DADDY!”, Zay squealed with excitement as he stood up on the bed and began bouncing up and down.
Dropping his Miami duffle bag on the floor, Ty made his way straight over to the bed and caught Isaiah in his arms just as Zay launched himself off the bed, “Damn I missed my little man”, Ty chuckled as he squeezed him tight and proceeded to kiss all over his face causing Isaiah to break into a laughing fit.
“We got nuggets for you daddy”, Isaiah continued to beam in excitement although the sleepiness was evident in his appearance, “Oh shit, you always looking out for yo man”, Ty smirked as he let down and pecked my lips, “Actually, it was Zay who insisted”, I chuckled after I received a few thank you kisses. Sucking his teeth he playfully pushed me further up the bed and collapsed on his side with Zay still in his arms.
“You did amazing tonight baby”, I muttered as I scooted over until I was snuggled up to his side, “You have no idea how good it feels to be back on that court. I didn’t think id miss it this much”, Ty confessed as he sat upright and placed Zay on his lap so he could take his shirt off.
“Well Im glad your back to playing”, I told him sincerely as I slipped out of bed and went over to the tray that was still holding Tysons 20 packet of nuggets, “Want me to go down and heat them up?”, I asked as I bit into one of his now cold nuggets and made a face of disgust at the taste, “Na baby its all good, hand them over”, He grumbled as he reached out and took the packet.
Crawling back into bed, I rested my head against the pillow and found my eyes falling heavily by the second, “Don’t be falling asleep on me, Lani”, I heard Tysons deep voice rumble causing me to pry them back open and look up at Ty with a frown.
“Im tired Ty”, I groaned causing him to roll his eyes on the low while stuffing his face with nuggets. Noticing Isaiah had fallen asleep, I pouted at how cute his sleepy face looked before sitting up and mentally encouraging myself to get up and put him into bed.
“Where you going?”, Ty mumbled with a mouth full of food, “Im gonna put him to bed, poor baby was fighting sleep all night so he could see you”, I yawned as I once again began sliding out of bed, “Hol up baby, Ill go put him you just stay here”, He yawned as he wiped his hands on a napkin and lifted Isaiah’s sleeping self in his arms and began making his way out of his room.
With low eyes, I watched as he left the room before scooting over more to Tysons side and resting my head on his pillow as it always smelt just like him. The faint sound of the TV, along with the sound of the waves crashing was the only sounds that could be heard in the bedroom. Feeling peaceful, I felt my body falling into a deep sleep but once again I pulled out of my sleepy state at the sound of Ty re entering the room, “What I say? Don’t be falling asleep Lani”, His raspy voice boomed throughout the room.
“Shhhhh, Im sleepy”, I muttered as the feel of Tysons cold hand came in contact with my half revealed ass, “Damn I love it when you be wearing sexy ass lingerie”, He muttered lowly causing a wave of goose bumps to erupt against my skin, “I know what you’re doing and I’m too tired and sore”, I pouted as I snuggled my face deeper into his pillow.
“Come one Lani, a nigga just won and now he be wanting celebratory sex”, He groaned lowly as he snaked his arms around my waist and flipped me over in one go,”Imma be inside you whether you awake or not”, He shrugged simply as he covered my lips with his own. Moaning as he slipped his tongue in my mouth I melted in his embrace and let him have his way, as I knew better than anyone that what Tyson wants, Tyson gets.
Though I was physically and emotionally drained and tired, the only thing that had been on my mind since the moment the game ended was being inside Lani. Now being home and finding her lounging in our bed in nothing but some sexy ass silk had me all the way gone. Though I was beyond happy to see my little man up and waiting to see me, I couldn’t help but feel a little glad he knocked out so quickly.
Spreading her legs open, I rested my body in between them so that my face was leveled with her vanilla scented neck, “We have sex way too much”, She mumbled lowly causing me to pull back and look at her with a mug, “Fuck you mean we have too much sex, if anything we gots to be having more”, I smirked as thoughts of having sex with Lani all day filled my mind.
“Baby we already have sex almost three times a day, any more and im going to be bed bound from not being able to move”, She giggled as she shook her head while I just licked my lips at the sight of her perky breast thinly covered by black silk, “Shit if I could keep you in bed all day then you know I would”, I lazily grinned at her before resting my face in the crook of her neck and closing my eyes as I took in her scent.
“Let me be on top”, She moaned lowly as I began sucking on the sensitive spot of her neck that always seemed to make her weak. Giving her want she wants, I flipped us back over so that she was now straddling my waist, “Its my turn to look after you”, She whispered lowly as she brought her lips down on mine and kissed me passionately.
Placing my hands on the side of her hips, I fought to take charge but Lani wasn’t having any of it and instead placed her hands on my chest and pushed my body back down into the bed, “Damn baby, ight do you”, I smirked as I placed my hands back behind my head and relaxed as I let Lani do her thing.
Without warning she scooted down my body and swiftly pulled my basketball shorts down, resulting in my already hard dick springing free. Looking down with a small smirk, I raised my eyebrow at the way she was eyeing out with a hungry gaze, “You gonna keep staring at it or you gonna do something with it?”, I muttered huskily while licking over my bottom lip with amusement.
“We gonna see who’s the one smirking when I’m done”, She muttered under her breath before looking up and locking eyes with my own. Nothing but lust danced behind her big brown eyes and I knew then and there I had stirred something up inside her. Waiting with anticipation, I kept my eyes on her as she began moving to her lower until her moist lips brushed over my strained tip. Before I could cuss her out for the teasing I knew she was about to put me through, I quickly ran my fingers through her loose hair and pulled her head back, “On the floor, on your knees”, I grumbled roughly causing a wave of excitement to flash across her face.
Scrambling off the bed she immediately dropped to her knees while I sat up and shifted so that I was sitting comfortably on the edge. Without even having to tell her twice, Lani wrapped her hand around my length and sent her tongue from the bottom of my balls all the way up to the top. Groaning at the feel of sudden contact, I gripped the edges of the mattress and watched as she took my entire length without struggle.
Before I could even attempt to enjoy it, she removed my length just as quickly as she took it, ”Stop fucking with me Lani”, I groaned in frustration as I needed to release a nut one way or another, “Stop be impatient baby”, She muttered as she twirled her tongue around my tip that oozed a little pre cum, “I love tasting you”, She muttered again this time causing a grunt to escape my lips, “I swear to the fucking devil, if you ain-“, I grumbled out to be cut off as she wrapped her lips around my dick and began lowly sucking me thoroughly.
Tilting my head back so I was staring up at the ceiling, I closed my eyes and blocked out any other thought or feeling and focused on the pleasure my woman was currently delivering.
Hundreds and hundreds of women I have been with over my 22 years of living and not a single one of them could ever make me cum the way Lani could. Matter of fact none of them could make me cum period. Every time I was in one of them nameless hoes, it was Lani’s face I saw and it was thinking I was in her that made me blow.
Removing my length was again, she ran her tongue up and down my dick before rounding her tongue around my balls and slowly began sucking causing my hips to buckle, “Shit baby”, I grunted as she replaced her mouth with her hands and cuffed my balls as her mouth found its way back, wrapped around my tip.
“Make me cum Lani”, I groaned as she wrapped her hand around my shaft and began stroking it as she bobbed her head up and down rapidly. Hitting the back of her throat, I mentally thanked the blunt I had smoked prior to coming home for the intensified horniness and pleasure.
Not being able to hold off for much longer, I placed my hand on top of her head and guided her against my thrusts as she moaned around my pulsating dick, “Fuck”, I gritted out as she continued to deepthroat the fuck out of me while my breathing picked up signaling I was close, “Cum baby”, Her muffled voice murmured sending a vibration down my dick and balls.
“Imma bust”, I grunted as I jerked my hips harder and clenched my sheets tighter. Letting out a long groan, I felt my body shudder as I finally busted the large nut that had been building up since the last time I was inside her. Not even flinching, Lani swallowed up every last drop and even went as far as pulling my now semi hard dick out of her mouth and licking up the cum that was dripping down my length.
“I feel sorry for the niggas that aint ever going to get bomb ass head from you”, I muttered causing her to chuckle as she looked up and licked over her lips, “I don’t know whether to be offended by that or complimented”, She said with amusement before slowly standing up and giving me a full view of her body wrapped in silk.
“Complimented, definitely complimented”, I mumbled lowly as I eyed her out and watched as she slowly reached up and pushed the left side of her strap off her shoulder. Immediately the silk fell down until it revealed her perfect sized breast causing my mouth to water as my dick jumped. Pressing my lips along her collarbone, I traced my fingers up her arm until they found the right strap and again gently pushed it off.
Once her top half was revealed, I leant down until I wrapped my lips around her erect nipple while she began grinding her hips into my once again hard dick, “I need you inside me”, She moaned as she wrapped one hand around the back of my neck and lifted her legs up so I could pull down her outfit, “You gonna ride this dick baby?”, I grunted as she wrapped her hand around my shaft and began rubbing it up and down her wet center.
“You been playing too much tonight”, I grumbled as I slap her hand away and grabbed my dick so I could position it right at her opening. Placing her other hand around my neck so she was now holding on, I placed my own hands on her waist and without any warning slammed her body down, sending my entire length inside her.
Letting out a scream of surprised, she tilted her head back and chuckled as I slapped her ass hard for being so loud, “You gonna have to keep that shit down, Zay’s sleeping”, I grunted as she sat balls deep on my dick and began grinding her hips, “I cant help it Ty, you feel so good”, She moaned out as I lifted her body a little and began pumping into her. Resting her face in the crook of my neck so she could muffle her moans, I continued to fuck her as deep as I could go, “You gonna cum on this dick baby girl?”, I muttered huskily before biting down on her bare shoulder.
“Harder Ty, go harder”, She cried out as she tilted her head back and arched her back. Forming a O with her perfectly, full lips I smirked with satisfaction at the pleasure she was currently receiving. Knowing she was close, I used one hand to grip her hip tight so I could continue to pump her while I moved the other hand to her right breast. Grabbing it tight, I sent a slap across it causing her to moan out loudly while her nails clawed at my chest. Know matter how much she denied it, Lani lived for the rough and aggressiveness’ that I sent her way and she was by far the only girl who could handle it without tapping out.
“Shit baby, Im about, Im about to –“, She stammered as I moved my fingers down to her clit and began rubbing her soaked center as I felt her walls tighten around my straining dick. Few more hard strokes and a few minutes later, Lani wrapped one hand around my neck and held tight as she arched her body all the way back and released her own nut.
Groaning at the feel of her wetness dripping down my shaft, my thrusts became slower as I let her ride out her orgasm, “Nothing beats watching your face when I make you cum”, I grunted as leant down and covered her nipple with my lips, “That felt amazing”, She whispered breathlessly causing me to smirk as I softly bit down and tugged on her once again erect nipple.
Slowly she began to grind her hips causing me to look up at her with a raised eyebrow and a slight smirk, “Your turn”, She whispered as she licked over her lips and placed her hands on my shoulders. Watching her closely I removed my mouth from her breast and sat back while she lifted herself a little, making sure I still stayed deep inside her.
Lifting one leg, she turned her body so she was now sitting on me reverse cowboy. Just the very sight of her ass swallowing me up, caused my dick to jump inside her, “Oh you in for it now”, I grunted as I sent a hard slap to her ass and wrapped my arms around her waist. Lifting her up, I stood up from the bed and turned around. Roughly placing her body on the bed so she was on all fours, I gripped both her ass cheeks hard and slammed into her without any remorse. It was about to be a long night.
“J stop it”, I mumbled as I turned my head and lifted my bra strap back over my shoulder, “What you mean stop, a nigga wanting some after the win”, He chuckled as pushed my curls behind my ear and attempted to kiss my lips. Once again I dodged his kiss so that his lips landed on the corner of my mouth, resulting in him letting out a frustrated sigh.
“Ight, whats up you, Barbie? You been dodging me all day and night”, He huffed in a irritated tone while I sat Indian style on the bed, playing with the bottom of my sweater. Not knowing how to bring the subject up, I kept my head down and mentally wished one of our phones rang so we could get out of this discussion.
“Oh you just gonna ignore a nigga now?”, He grumbled as he got off the bed and began pacing the floor in front of me, “J please, we’re both tired. Lets talk about this tomorrow”, I sighed as I tried to reason with him although it only seemed to irritate him even more, “Na lets talk about it now Jasmine. You acting like yo man cant even touch you now?”, He stressed as a frown presented itself over his handsome face.
Feeling bad for making him think I didn’t want him to touch me, I uncrossed my legs and slid off the bed. Making my way over to his pacing body, I grabbed onto his arm to spot him from walking and stood in front of him. Letting out a sigh as he looked down at me with a frown, I pouted at his frustration and melted my weight into his body so I could hug him.
Though it took him a few more seconds then I would have liked, he finally un-tensed and wrapped his arms around my body. Pulling me closer to him he rested his head on top of mine as I closed my eyes and took in his scent, “How we suppose to take the next step when you blocking me out?”, He blurted out causing us both instantly tense at the mention.
“So it was you!”, I accused as I pulled away and pointed my manicured nail at him, while he stood there froze and mouth hanging open before finally grinning lowly.
“How you know?”, He asked casually as he licked over his lips and as if it wasn’t a big deal, “Well because Ive misplaced three bottles of birth control in the past week and considering no one else is in the house I guess it narrows my suspect list down, don’t you think?”, I asked sarcastically causing him to chuckle as he shook his head and went over to sit on the edge of the bed.
“So whats the big deal?”, He shrugged while I just looked at him with my hands on my hips and a frown, “The big deal J, is that this isn’t some pet we’re talking about this is a BABY”, I stressed as I shook my head and took a seat next to him.
“Yea I know that Jas, what you aint want a kid with me?”, He huffed out in a offended tone while I just rolled my eyes at his childishness, “Its not that J, it’s the fact that you haven’t even thought to talk to me about it! You went behind my back and tried to knock me up. That’s some type of shit Ace would pull, not you. Your smarter then that”, I frowned as he looked over at me while shaking his head.
“I know you Jas and I know you using my approach to this situation as a excuse to cover what you really feeling about this. You aint want a kid with me, do you?”, He chuckled bitterly as he stood up. I on the other hand, finally letting my tears flow freely as I tried to block out the hurt I heard in his voice.
“Jeremiah, just listen”, I cried as I stood up and held onto his arm only to have him shrug me off instantly, “Na Jas save all that bull”, He muttered as he shook his head his head.
“Stop it J, you don’t get it! Its not that I don’t want to have babies with you its that -!”, I yelled as a last attempt to get him to understand me, though he cut me off before I could finish, “Na I get it, I get that Im out here looking like a little bitch. Talking to my boys bout how I found the one, how she got a nigga nose wide open but most of how I want her to give me my firstborn. Only to find out she ain’t even want to”, He chuckled bitterly causing me to feel even more guilty by the second.
Before I could even say anything else, Jeremiah grabbed his keys and stormed out of the bedroom, only to hear the front door slamming close a few seconds later. Falling back onto the bed, I dropped my face in my hands and began crying hard at the thought of losing Jeremiah permanently.
It wasn’t until an hour later of crying and trying to call him, that I finally stood up and grabbed my jacket and handbag. The thought of sleeping in our bed without Jeremiah just hurt to much, so instead I needed to get out of there even though it was hitting 2Am. Locking the apartment, I power walked to the carpark and got into my bmw. Once pulling out of the driveway, I grabbed my phone and dialed Lani’s number, hoping she was some how still awake. Wiping my tears as I set the phone on louder speaker, I silently prayed for her to pick up as the ringing tone filled the car.
“He-llo?”, I heard her answer breathlessly causing me to feel bad at waking her up, “Lani?”, I sniffed as I jumped on the freeway and headed towards her place, “Fuck you answering the phone for Lani”, I heard Ty grunt causing me to frown in confusion.
“Shut up Ty, it may be importanAHHHH”, She said only to moan out the last bit causing my eyes to go wide as realization hit in, “Oh shit, Im sorry girl. I didn’t know you guys were, well you know “, I stuttered awkwardly only to shake my head at how stupid I sounded, “Okay, Ill just speak to you later”, I quickly mumbled as I hung up not giving her a chance to reply.
Sighing as thoughts of just heading to a hotel filled my mind, I jumped a little at the sound of my phone-ringing coming through the speaker. Seeing Lani’s name, I quickly answered only to start apologizing instantly, “Nala, Im so sorry don’t even worry about me okay”, I sniffled only to be greeted with Tysons husky voice.
“Jas you ight?”, He grunted as Lani’s moans filled the background. Narrowing my eyes at the phone, I shook my head at my crazy friends before letting out a sigh, “J and I had a argument, he left and Im worried about him and I have no where to go”, I whispered only to be met with Tysons heavy breathing and the sound of ass slapping.
“Shit, ight come here. Imma try reach him and make sure he’s okay”, He groaned before muttering something incoherent, “Damn it Lani, come ride a nigga again”, He grumbled as I frowned at how perverted they were, “Ill just talk to you when I get there, y’all are nasty”, I mumbled causing him to let out a laugh, “Oh you have no idea”, He reply with amusement laced in his voice. Rolling my eyes playfully, I muttered a goodbye before hanging up.
It only took me another 15 minutes before I pulled up at Lani and Tysons beach front mansion. Parking the car, I rested my forehead on the steering wheel and took a few deep breaths before mustering up the will to get out. Wrapping my arms tighter around my body due to the chilly Miami weather, I jogged up the stairs and quickly sent Lani a text telling her I was outside.
Not even a few minutes later, the door swung opened revealing a shirtless Tyson who was readjusting his manhood while puffing on a cigarette, “Ew Ty”, I groaned as I shook my head and side hugged him before walking into the house, “Aint nothing ew about this godly statute”, He muttered as he looked down at his body and back up at me with a smirk, “So gone damn coincided”, I chuckled as I shook my head before heading to the kitchen and placing my handbag on the counter.
“Where’s your wife?”, I asked as I sat on one of the kitchen stools and ran my hand through my wild hair, “She recovering, she’ll be down soon”, He smirked as I just shook my head and accepted the glass of water he handed me.
“So you wanna tell me why my boy wasting his dollar bills on some dirty hoe, right about now?”, He asked as he pulled out some milk from the fridge and oreos from the cupboard, “You got in contact with him?”, I asked with wide eyes and a fast beating heart. I needed to hear that he was okay, “Na I didn’t “, He mumbled with a mouth full of oreo’s, while I just frowned in confusion.
“Wait so how do you know his at a strip club?”, I asked with curiosity causing him to stop chewing and look at me with a ‘are you serious face’, “Where does every nigga go when his chick wildin out?”, He said with a ‘duh tone’ while I just frowned at his response.
“You’re an asshole”, I heard Lani chuckled as she limped into the kitchen causing Ty shrugged his shoulders, “I get that a lot”, He grinned as he slipped off the stool and wrapped his around Lani’s waist. Kissing her on the lips, he pulled away and slapped her ass hard, “Ouch nigga!”, Lani gritted out as she swatted his arms away and made her way over to me, “Hey baby girl, how you feeling?”, She sighed as I let her hug me tight and kiss my cheek.
“Im okay, just worried about him you know?”, I shrugged as I let out a sigh and played with my fingers, “What happened?”, Lani asked as she sat on the stool next to me.
“You aint want his kid huh?”, Ty said casually before I could say anything. Feeling tears swell in my eyes, Lani leant over and slapped him on the back of the head, “Stupid ass”, She muttered as he frowned at her while rubbing the spot she hit. “I tried to talk to him about it, but he just jumped to conclusions, he thinks I don’t want a child with him”, I found myself crying. Lani was instantly wrapping her arms around me as she rubbed my back, “So you do want a kid with him?”, Ty asked with a confused tone causing Lani to suck her teeth.
Before she could start cussing him out, I started to explain the real reason, “I do, I do want a baby with him but I may not be able to give him a child”, I cried as I wiped my cheeks.
“You use to be a man?”, Ty asked seriously causing me to look over at him with amusement while Lani once again sucked her teeth, “The hell did I find this nigga”, She muttered to herself lowly before pointing her finger at him, “Not another word”, She warned causing him to stuff a oreo in his mouth quickly and held up his hands in surrender.
Shaking my head at their banter, I bit back my lip in amusement before continuing on with my explanation, “The doctors always told me I had only a 20% chance of ever falling pregnant. J thinks I don’t want to have a kid with him but in reality I’m scared to get his hopes up and not fall pregnant”, I sighed as I brought the glass water up to my lips and took a sip.
“So why you aint just tell him that?”, Ty asked another one of his dumb question although I knew he was being dead serious, “That’s it”, Lani pulled away from me and began rounding the counter so she could attack him, though I quickly grabbed the back of her shirt and held her back. Holding his stomach Ty began laughing at his crazy woman while I couldn’t help but chuckle at how adorable they were.
“Ight, ight Imma get outta here before I get my ass beat”, Ty chuckled as he grabbed his shirt off the chair and put it on, “Hol up baby where you think your going?”, Lani immediately asked as Ty grabbed his phone and keys, “Why you questioning me ?”, He smirked as he came over and give me a hug before towering over Lani who was tapping her feet while resting her hands on her hips.
“Where are you going Tyson Brown?”, She asked sternly as both Ty and I bit our lips with amusement at the cutest that was Nala, “Im going to throw some stacks with my boy”, He muttered as he licked over his lips and quickly leant down and pecked her before she could abject.
“Don’t make me hurt you!”, She huffed as she stomped her foot on the ground causing a chuckle to escape my lips, “You go get J and you bring him straight back. Don’t you dare even think about staying longer than necessary”, She said sternly as Ty nodded his head, “Yea, yea give me some”, He muttered as he wrapped his arm around her waist and lifted her off the ground so he could kiss her.
“Mmm ok enough”, She said breathlessly as she pulled away and looked at him all dreamily. Placing her back on his feet, Ty sent a head nod my way before slapping Lani’s ass and mumbling a ‘I love you’ as he walked out. Letting out a sigh, I playfully rolled my eyes at how crazy in love these fools where and soon frowned as J filled my mind.
“Oh no, don’t even think about it! Ty will go get Jeremiah and you can work it out, then kiss and make up and then try make babies. Now come on lets go watch season 3 of supernatural”, Lani cheesed, instantly making me feel better at the thought of our girls night that is filled with nothing but junk food and drooling over Sam and Dean Westchester.
Standing up, I held my arms out and gathered all the chips, lollies and dip she had laid out before chuckling at the bottle of white wine she grabbed from the fridge, “We aren’t going to be sitting on your bed are we?”, I asked hesitantly as we began making our way up the stairs, “Yea of course we are, why?”, She asked with a confused tone.
“Well no doubt you and Ty just spent the last few hours fucking on it”, I chuckled as she looked over while wiggling her eyebrows, “Oh you have no idea”, She winked as I playfully pretended to gag.
“But you’re right, its filled with cum, sweat and sex so lets head to the spare room”, She laughed as I groaned at the mental image that she had just given me. Heading straight to the room that J and I usually sleep in when we crash here, I set out all our junk food while Lani went over and put the DVD in. Jumping into bed at the same time, we giggled as we hurried and got under the covers as the show began.
“You do know that we wont be seeing the boys until the morning?”, She suddenly said causing me to frown as I checked my phone only to see it a 2:30am, “What? But you told Ty to get J and come straight home”, I reminded her causing her to laugh slightly while looking at me with a raised eyebrow.
“Oh please, its Tyson we are talking about and want to bet that Ty is calling Ace up right now to get him to go too?”, She chuckled causing me to laugh as she was most likely right.
Before I could even say anything, the sound of Lani’s phone went off indicating she had just received a message. Picking up the phone she put in her passcode and held it up so we both can see
Briana <3 :
Ty just bout to pick up Ace to go to the stripclub. I’ll be over in 15 xx
Reading the message we both looked up and over at each other before busting up with laughter. They may be a pain in our ass, but they were OUR pain in the asses and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
EXO - Who leaked the video? ft. Kris the detective
Baekhyun: kris wHY are you staring at us like that
Kris: hmmmmmmmm interesting
Sehun: can you stop
Kris: i know it was one of you
Chen: um what
Kris: one of you leaked the dance video… and management has selected ME to find out who
Chen: are you serious
Kris: oh yes! and believe me, i will find the culprit!
Sehun: ok it definitely wasnt one of us. are you stupid
Kris: that’s exACTLY what a criminal would say!!
Tao: oHhh my gOD
Kris: so i asked myself something…who would have motive to do this unspeakable crime??
Kris: and at first, i thought…SUHO!!!
Suho: w-what? me? do you really think i-
Kris: oh yes. I can see it now. you wanted revenge.
Suho: revenge for what ?
Kris: for making you wear that mask. hiding your beautiful face. how could they??? and so, at the dead of the night…you RELEASED THE VIDEO
Suho: n-no! i swear!!!!
Kris: i guess the power that comes with being a flawless blonde went to your head. i have such power too. but to hurt SM in such a way? no…suho wouldnt do that
Baekhyun: but you JUST said that he did-
Kris: YOU!!!!! *points to sehun*
Sehun: ugh what
Kris: twas YOU who released the dance video!
Sehun: ok no it definitely wasnt so you can piss off
Kris: mwa ha ha ha, oh yes! you wanted the fame. the glory
Sehun: what the hell are you even talking about
Kris: you just couldnt wait for people to see your little solo dance, could you? and so you HAD to release the video!
Tao: this is so dumb kris it was NOT sehun
Kris: Tao!!!!!!! it was YOU!!!!!!!!
Tao: ok i wasnt even in that video
Kris: exactly. you wanted to ruin SM the same way they ruined you…by not showing your face
Baekhyun: ha wow that actually sounds like tao
Tao: ok first of all, bacon bitch you need to fuck off. second, this is so dumb kris, because i was with you the night of the “crime”. dont u remember??? we took a bath together??? with roses?? and scented candles???
Kris: do you really think i would fall for that??
Tao: ugh i hate you
Chanyeol: Kris this is stupid can you stop
Kris: why are you saying that??? were you working with tao????? you were werent you!!
Chanyeol: hA no
Kris: tsk tsk tsk. don’t lie to a detective, it’ll get you nowhere
Baekhyun: kris you’re not a detective
Kris: o rlly??? then what is THIS badge *pulls out badge*
Baekhyun: you definitely got that from a cereal box
Kris: yes!!! just like YOU released the video!!!!
Baekhyun: that makes no sense. ok yeah, i looked gorgeous in that video, but i didnt leak it
Kris: fine. i’ll quell my suspicion. for now!!!
Baekhyun: ooooo im so scared
Kris: did you just insult an officer ??
Baekhyun: what are you gonna do about it, officer cuntbag ??
Kris: jongin!!!! give me my handcuffs!!!!
Kai: what handcuffs
Kris: the ones you keep under your bed
Kai: …i dont know what you’re talking about
Kris: more lying?? well then, YOU must have leaked the video
Kris: what??? who is speaking over an officer???
D.O: it was me. i leaked the fucking video so why dont you STOP
Baekhyun: you??? why would you release the video???
D.O: because i wanted to. what are you going to do about it
"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME PUT THIS ON THE FRIDGE? COME ON...BABE...PLEASE? WHY NOT? SO WHAT IF THERE ARE 14 OTHER DUCKS MADE OUT OF MACARONI? THIS ONE IS MADE OUT OF PASTA SON ITS A PIECE OF ART WORK. NO? NO? ARE YOU SRS? UGH." #Kriscasso
"...DID YOU USE MY BB CREAM AGAIN? I SWEAR...OH MY GOD. YES, OF COURSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. FLAWLESS SKIN IS SO IMPORTAN- DID YOU JUST SAY I'M FEMININE? WHAT?! NO, I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP...NO, STOP, DON'T BRING UP MY HELLO KITTY BOXERS THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT EXACTLY."
"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE ME SLEEP ON THE COUCH JUST BECAUSE I DREW ON YOUR FACE WITH EYELINER? FINE, SHARPIE...WHATEVER, ITS THE SAME THING ANYWAY."
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WANT TO END THIS RELATIONSHIP, WE ALWAYS FIGHT OVER THE STUPIDEST THINGS AND FOR THE RECORD, THAT QUARTER WAS MINE."
"YES IM MAD AT YOU, IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? WHY? WELL SHIT WHY DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SHOWERING? YOU KNOW I LIKE SHOWERING WITH PEOPLE...WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. IM NOT AFRAID OF GHOST WHAT."
You’ve topped every “world’s sexiest woman” list. Who do you think should get the title?
“Penélope Cruz is the shit. If I could wake up and look like her tomorrow, that would be great. Mia Wallace [Uma Thurman’s Pulp Fiction character] is gangsta. She’s epic. I’m going to do that bob again. Those bangs.”
Who is the sexiest man?
“Vince Vaughn. He’s amazing. Fantastic”
Do you have any words to live by?
‘“Avoid obviousness.” That is a quote by Leonardo DiCaprio. That’s what makes you create something, that’s the excitement, that’s the thrill.’
What’s the best part about working with Viva Glam?
“The fact that every penny spent goes to the M.A.C AIDS fund: All of it helps save the lives of people who are affected by HIV and AIDS.”
You’re known for your flawless skin. Do you ever have a bad-face day?
'Yeah, right! Please keep telling people that! The morning of the Chanel couture show last year, I was so jetlagged that I really didn’t sleep, and I had some wine the night before. I was like, “Oh my God, I look old as shit! Who is this person?”’
What’s your quick fix?
“When I feel like my skin has had it, I cut all the alcohol completely and overdo the water.”
Let’s say drinking water isn’t enough.
“Mix moisturizer and a drop of foundation. That, some mascara, lipstick, and you’re good. And fix those brows.”
How do you protect your skin at the beach?
“I love going home and being reckless with the sun, but I notice now that under my eyes starts to get tan. I hate that! I have to put extra sunscreen there.”
Do you have a favorite product?
“Lipstick. It draws attention away from any flaws. When someone is wearing lipstick, you just assume they’re wearing a full face of makeup. And guys are stupid—they won’t notice when you’re not.”
Episode Discussion: Interdimiensional Field Trip/ Marco Grows a Beard
WOW OK NOW I HAVE A FEAR OF HAIR… THANK YOU LUDO.
But yeah. I’m so proud of Star, annoyed with Marco, and fed up with Jackie, and Janna wtf though. XD
Haha, but anyway, that was pretty weird. I was entirely expecting him to get over Jackie, I was almost too proud when he whipped away his phone. Then I got disappointed in him again…
Ok, so that, for the most part, was a bummer. Star was an absolute sweetheart though and she was too cinnamon roll for me to handle.
Interdimensional Field Trip
I don’t know why, but this episode was so strange to me. I was expecting him to be texting Jackie so I wasn’t really surprised, but then it got annoying to the part I just wanted to Jackie disappear of the face of the earth.
No, not because she’s getting in the way of Starco. I’m sick of Jackie because I thought for once they’d give her development, but they just screwed over her character. I’m honestly done with Jackie now tbh. She’s this perfect flawless character and they had so much potential to change her, but they didn’t.
But Star, oh my god Star, you even forgave Marco, even when he was being an clod to you, and now your gonna go save his butt. THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! Star is such an inspiring character, she can love in the face of hate, and she’s so inspiring to me. I want to be positive like her; even when the people around her act rude or arrogant (*stares at marco*) she can manage to be happy. She’s such an awesome character, I am so proud.
But Marco, OH MY GOD. What the hell!? That’s not how you talk to a friend at all. I don’t care how happy you are your crush texted you. Be proud of Star and contribute to her positive behavior. She does so much for you, the least you can do is freaking smile at her.
Marco Grows a Beard
STAR CONFIRMED CINNAMON ROLL.
But guys i’m serious, am I the only who caught this?!
I actually think Star may be jealous of Jackie!
LOOK AT THIS
COME ON, I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS!? RIGHT!?
I actually don’t have anything to say this week, but yeah, I called the Toffee betrayal to happen at the ending.