oh my god you're so damn cute

anonymous asked:

Two years ago I met a boy who went to the same university. We were lab partners and I had to help him out a lot since English wasn't his first language, French was. He was very sweet and I developed a crush on him since we would hang out a lot. He teased me all the time, hugging me, saying how cute I looked, etc. Anyway, one day he picked me up, spinning me and said "You're so cute, I could marry you." I jokingly said, "I wouldn't be a good housewife." His reply was, "I'll take care of the kids.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE DATING

  • Will: *walks up to Nico with his golden retriever, Sunny* Hey babe.
  • Sunny: *nudges nico*
  • Nico: Will.
  • Will: Uh, yeah?
  • Nico: Get your dog off of me. *is licked by Sunny*
  • Will: Aw, but Sunny loves you!
  • Nico: *glares with aggravation* I don't care that she-
  • Sunny: *steps away from Nico before mauling him down to the floor*
  • Nico: WILLIAM! THIS IS NOT OKA-
  • Sunny: *licks Nico's lips*
  • Nico: OH MY GODS! ARE YOU NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS!?
  • Will: *shrugs* Buts it's so cute...
  • Nico: THIS IS NOT CUTE!
  • Will: Yes it is *smiles cheekily*
  • Nico: DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE UNORIGINALLY NAMED DOG!!!
  • Will: *gasps* TAKE THAT BACK, YOU POOCH-HATING FIEND!!
  • Nico: *rolls eyes* just get her off of me...
  • Will: Eh, I don't think so.
  • Nico: *is kicked again* Wha- Will, c'mon, I have to-
  • Will: I'm actually kinda hungry...
  • Nico: William, don't you dare leave this two-hundred pound dog on top of me.
  • Will: I think I'm gonna go grab a hamburger or something. Maybe I'll try it blue, like Percy.
  • Nico: *struggles under dog but has no luck in moving her* Will, c'mon, don't you love me?
  • Will: I love hamburgers more... Sunny, stay.
  • Sunny: *barks happily before lying down on Nico*
  • Nico: WHAT!? WILL!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
  • Will: See you later babe. *winks and walks away*
  • Nico: *tries to push Sunny but to no avail* WILL!!!! MY GODS...
  • AN HOUR LATER
  • NICO: *still trapped under Sunny, who fell asleep* Someone...? Anyone...? *is only met by silence* Gods dammit...
Bob's Burgers Starters
  • "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."
  • "I'm a strong, smart, sensual woman."'
  • "Time for the charm bomb to explode."
  • "My heart...My heart."
  • "Uh..My crotch is itchy?"
  • "I am no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
  • "I've logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship with ______. You don't just throw that away."
  • "Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in."
  • "Is it possible to be in love with twenty-five people at once?"
  • "Oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."
  • "If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses."
  • "If you need me, I'll be down here on the floor. Dying."
  • "Here's a bunch of numbers that may look random, but they're my phone number."
  • "Butts."
  • -
  • "So you're...not going to get revenge today?"
  • "Oh, I swear to god, if you keep talking I'm gonna gut punch you!"
  • "You could sell your soul. I did, and look at me!"
  • "This is going to be the longest hour of my life."
  • "That sounds nice. Maybe we should cook meth."
  • "She's better on the page than in person."
  • "Cute? He's the reason faces were invented! You idiot!"
  • "Everybody hates you."
  • "Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!"
  • "What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad, for another person? Is that a thing?"
  • "Soon I'll have people who do my sleeping for me!"
  • "We need more unicorn testicles!"
  • "Oh my god. Why do you talk so slow..?"
  • "Enough with Canada!"
  • "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm."
  • "Someone's cutting off an ear!"
  • "You guys are a burden, you're dead weight!"

51 days of Alex - Day 42 

‘Ah, she tastes like wine, such a human being so divine, oh she feels like sun, mother nature look at what you’re done’