oh my god you little cupcake

how couples spend their free time together

men’s expectations of wlw relationships:

oh yesss right there….yeah let’s have sex…all we ever do is have sex….and wear only nice frilly lingerie and nothing else when we are at home….hey let’s call marcus for a threesome 

actual wlw relationships:

*wearing baggy polyester shirt that has become a little off-white*

“hey hurry up, the show’s coming on.”

“Fine, fine. Wait, what r u eating.”

“Oh I found some crumbs in my room. You know, from the time we baked brownies two months ago.”

“Are you for real.”

women’s expectations of mlm relationships:

hey sweetie, the roses came in from Cecilia’s today, don’t you love them? Oh I see you’ve replaced the windows, they look so much prettier now, I love you cupcake. Here let me fix you a cup of tea. 

actual mlm relationships:

*playing video game*

“good fucking god you were supposed to catch that, you n00b”

“and how am i supposed to know that was for me??”

“You just had to catch it!”

“YOU BOUTTA CATCH THESE HANDS”

Black Cupcakes (Negan x Reader) - For @strangersangel9′s JDM Birthday Celebration!

Word Count: 1,630
Genre: Smut
Fandoms: Negan, The Walking Dead, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Pairings: Negan x Reader
Rating: Explicit
AO3 Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10696854
Warnings: Language. Oral Sex. Vaginal Sex. Mentions of zombies. Mentions of death.
Tagging:
@ali-pennell
@awayoflife
@casifer-fan
@cherieann-2001
@daintyunicorn
@fangirlindenial
@flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash
@hannigrammatic
@i-am-a-rabbit-hearted-girl
@ifoundmydirection
@jaz-047
@kaitlinlexieporrini
@ladylorelitany
@loveforfilm
@magikat409
@manic-mamma
@memphisgirl1977
@miiraal
@mwesterfeld1985
@myheart4ever47
@negans-network
@negansmutweek
@owtsydedbox
@prettyepiic
@squid-from-mirkwood
@starshinesupergirl
@succubussass
@talldarkandwinchester
@thewalkingdeadbabe
@toxic-ink
@trashforwinchesters

Summary: Written for @strangersangel9’s JDM Birthday Celebration! It’s Negan’s birthday and you have baked him a batch of cupcakes complete with black-as-ink icing! When he takes you (and a cupcake) back to his bedroom, things get sweet and messy!

“Fuck, honey. What is this?” Negan entered the kitchen of the Sanctuary just as you put the finishing touch of black icing on his birthday cupcakes. It took just about every drop of food coloring that you could scrounge up from the pantry, but you knew he would appreciate the color scheme.

“Happy Birthday, Negan. I really hope you like them.”

A glimmer of sweetness flashed over his face as he made fleeting eye contact with you. It wasn’t like him to look away. He was more the type to invade your personal space and stare you down while he grilled you about one thing or another. But this gesture had him flattered yet uncomfortable. You wondered why.

You crossed to the other side of the counter and wrapped your arms around his waist, on top of his gray T-shirt but underneath his leather jacket. He felt warm and you snuggled into his coziness. “What’s the matter, Negan?”


“It’s nothing.” He cleared his throat, plastered a big smile on his face, and grabbed one of your yummy treats. “These look goddamn delicious!” He took a giant bite, nearly half the cupcake in one gobble, and came away from it with black frosting and pink cake crumbs all over his stubble.

You laughed at him and he laughed with you. He let you take a damp kitchen towel and wipe his face, and you followed that with a trail of soft kisses down the deep dimple on his cheek. He followed suit, trailing passionate kisses down your neck, attempting to dive lower into your cleavage.

“Ah-ah-ah,” you interrupted his plundering. “Not yet. Your dirty girl has got to get this kitchen cleaned up before we celebrate this bad boy’s birthday!”

“My princess will do no such thing. Hold on a second.” He walked over to the swinging doors of the kitchen and poked his head out. “Oh, Eugene! A little help in here?”

Eugene appeared a moment later, serious as ever. “How may I be of assistance, Negan?”

Negan rubbed his palms together with a smile. “Well, Eugene, as it happens, today is my birthday. My beautiful girl here has made me cupcakes, but those aren’t the only fucking cakes I’d like to get a firm grip on right now.”

You blushed. The man had a way with words.

Eugene’s expression remained unchanged. “Understood, Negan, but if you don’t mind my asking, what in the world does this have to do with me?”

Negan patted Eugene on the back. “Well, buddy boy, my girl wants a clean kitchen before I sweep her away to my private quarters. I don’t want her to tend to such menial tasks. And I certainly do not fucking want to clean up this mess myself. Especially not on my birthday.”

“Say no more, Negan. You two retire to your sleeping quarters and I will have this place hunky-dunky and fully operational ASAP.”

You and Negan both stifled laughs at Eugene’s wording, which was typical for him but still unusual to you. “Thank you, Eugene,” you told him with kindness and incredulousness mixed together.

“It’s no trouble. I cannot abide a reality where a sweet lady like yourself has to clean up this mess. Now let me get to it. Tick-tick-click, easy-peasy.” He began wiping the counter and then paused. “Are you going to eat these cupcakes?”

You giggled. “Help yourself, Eugene.”

“Actually,” Negan interrupted, “maybe just one.” He swiped one with one hand and grabbed your hand with the other, leading you out the double doors and down the hall to his black and gray lair.

You walked hand-in-hand, suppressing schoolgirl giddiness as he looked you up and down. Things were still quite new between you, and though you were just one of his many wives, you knew that each woman had a unique connection with him and you appreciated yours. You were good to each other and good for each other. The big bad wolf was pretty sweet when yours were the only eyes on him.

Back in his bedroom, he set the cupcake down on the nightstand, clicked the door shut, and bolted the lock. He leered at you playfully, palming the bulge in his pants, and then he walked over to the windows to draw the blinds closed. “We need complete fucking privacy for this little birthday party,” he said.

While he busied himself pouring a couple of glasses of scotch, still facing away from you, you slipped out of your dress to reveal a strappy black teddy that you could hardly wait for him to peel off of you.

You picked up the cupcake and held it like you were a model on a TV game show, as if the cupcake was his grand prize, though you knew that your body was his ultimate desire. You knew him well enough to know that he wanted to incorporate your sweet treats into the night’s lovemaking, so why not get the jump on him and surprise him with a little extra sugar?

He turned around with his mouth open, about to speak, but when he saw you standing there in your lingerie, his jaw simply dropped lower. Then he found his voice. “Jesus fucking Christ, you really know how to wish a guy a happy birthday!”

A smile spread across your face and you crossed the room to approach him, cupcake still in hand. “Sit on the couch and unzip your pants, birthday boy,” you commanded him. He complied immediately, pulling his engorged cock out and pumping it hard. But he needed no priming. He was ready to go. You got down on your knees in front of him. “You want me to blow out your candle?”

He visibly shuddered with pleasure at your suggestion, nodding his head and biting his lower lip. You dragged your finger through the black icing on the cupcake and smeared a thick dollop of it onto the head of his dick. “Ohhh, fuck,” he vocalized as you drew closer to it, ready to lick the frosting off.

As your tongue swirled around the tip and you took the frosting into your mouth along with the first several inches of his manhood, he threw his head back and moaned a low, guttural growl. You swallowed the whipped cream frosting and tasted its sugary sweetness mixed with his precum and sweat. “Mmm, you taste so good, Daddy.”

You bobbed your head up and down, taking his length nearly all the way, until he hit the back of your throat. He was grunting, frustrated. He wanted more. “I want to taste you.” He commanded you, “Get on the bed!”

Never one to disobey an order, you smiled and bounded over to his massive bed. You were thankful for his black sheets because he was headed toward you, cupcake in hand, and you knew things were about to get messy. “Mmm, let me unwrap my present,” he said as he slipped a finger beneath your black straps and pulled your lingerie off in one smooth movement. It took you an hour to get ready and it took him less than a second to have you naked.

You had used your finger to smear the icing on his naughty bits, but he took the direct route, pressing the top of the cupcake into your nipples and covering them with a thick coating of the black-as-ink frosting. He then dove in for a taste of the sweetness, sucking it off with gusto, leaving you moaning and breathless.

He traveled lower, taking a fingertip full of the frosting and rubbing it onto your swollen pink clit. He licked it off, twirling his tongue around your happy little bud, feeling your body bloom with pleasure. “Oh, baby doll, who needs cupcakes when you taste so sweet?” He smiled up at you, flashing those blinding white teeth. God, he was gorgeous.

He climbed up on top of you, positioning himself perfectly between your thighs. You beckoned him, “Please, Negan. Please fuck me. My pussy is your birthday present.” He groaned in pleasure at your words and he slipped inside so easily since you were dripping with wetness. He thrust hard into you, watching you writhe with sensual joy, hitting all the right spots until you hit your own high note of ecstasy.

Finally, after you were completely satisfied, he pulled out and looked you in the eye while he pumped his cock with his hand. “Where do you fucking want it, darling?”

Without hesitation, you answered, “In my mouth.”

He let go in a rush of warmth and contentment, filling your mouth with a generous amount of sweet but salty jizz. You loved the taste of him. The taste of his utter joy.

As he lay down next to you and you snuggled into his arms, you remembered his earlier hesitation when you presented him with the goodies you baked for his special day. “Negan, you didn’t mind that I baked for your birthday, did you? You seemed so quiet at first. And you are not a quiet man,” you laughed gently.

“Ah, no, darlin’. It was fuckin’ sweet of you. It just reminded me of the good old days with my wife, Lucille, before the walkers came and took her from me. You remind me a lot of her. You’ve made me very happy.”

A single tear rolled down his rough cheek and you kissed it away. Few people since the apocalypse had ever seen him this vulnerable and you felt fortunate that he let you get this close. You were tempted to say those three little words, but you knew it was much too soon, and he may never let you get that close. Just knowing he was happy tonight would have to be enough.

(Un)Happy Birthday

I got this idea after my friend, Eleanora @ashley–eleanora was having not the best of days on her birthday. So I thought I would try to change that a little bit.

2 days later. Happy belated birthday, Elley. I hope you enjoy this, darling! Brace yourself for some SUPER FLUFF!!

Pairing: Finn Balor x Reader

Originally posted by newbroxkenscene

You were pretty excited to go home this weekend. You were able to see your family for the first time in a while for Easter. And you were there for one more thing: your birthday!

This year your boyfriend, Finn, was going to be working so that unfortunately meant he couldn’t spend the day with you. He was the one to suggest you go home and you agreed that it was a good idea.

“Alright, my love.” Finn said as he hugged you. “You go and you have fun. Even though we both know it’s no fun without me.” He joked.

You couldn’t help but chuckle along with Finn.

“It won’t be.” You replied with a small smile. “But I’ll try.”

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god I hate live action Beauty and the Beast: a roast post

I’m sick of yall telling me I gotta like this glitter glue cupcake and that if I don’t I’m a monster. Here’s a list of everything I hate personally and you can’t stop me

*Oh my God the beast face. Ooooh my god. They reduced his animalistic features so he no longer has the trademark hunch, lowered brow, or tusks. He has little baby vampire teeth. Pathetic. Give him tusks you cowards

*Because they reduced that it looks like a human face with a large nose photoshopped onto an uncomfortably large buffalo head and it made me queasy every time he was on screen

*Nearly all the object servants have hollow soulless beady eyes which also weirded me out to the point where I wanted them off the screen as soon as possible

*The camerawork for Evermore suggests it’s supposed to be sweeping and grand but why in God’s good name did they go through all the trouble and effort into writing a bland and inferior version of If I Can’t Love Her that isn’t musically interesting and doesn’t reach the high notes it should. Go listen to If I Can’t Love Her and then Evermore and tell me which one is better. Spoiler alert. It’s not Evermore.

*Everything is so extra. Please let me rest. Literally does everything need 3 layers of tarnished gold filigree. Leave my eyes alone

*Cry “practical simple elegance” all you want, that dress looks like a $100 Macy’s prom dress and was clearly designed for easy merchandising. At the very least give her the gloves oh my god

*why the F U C K would you take out the iconic stained glass intro for live action

*Emma Watson can’t sing. If they did put the Broadway songs in, no way could she pull off Home. She can’t do it. No harm in it but she wasn’t cut out for these songs

*They put the cut line about growing a beard again back in which implies Belle is a massive furry and into ripped buffalo men

*Lefou being gay is fine. I’m glad Disney at least attempted some kind of representation after all these years. But I really wish that his happy ending A: wasn’t a short 2 second clip at the end and B: Didn’t involve the other guy being from a man-in-a-dress joke that the audience was seemingly supposed to laugh at because that seems to imply that Disney thinks men trying feminine clothing and liking it instantly makes them gay which is giving me very bad 1990s Will and Grace vibes which should not be going on in 2017

*fuck i hate the beast’s big weird face

*I don’t know if it’s just me but the CGI makes it look like there’s a bigger age gap than there really is which also worsens the terminal case of Big Weird Face syndrome

*Lumiere is cheating the curse because he’s technically just a tiny brass man.

*Don’t know why Plumette has a bird face. That was freaking me out too

*Court composer maestro piano man is giving me very deep and horrifying flashbacks to the Tim Curry CGI Organ Guy from enchanted christmas and I never want that to be remembered

*Beast’s big lumpy photoshopped uncanny valley baby fangs lumpy lump face on his lumpy head

*removed illiterate Beast subplot

*no Human Again. It’s been 15 years. At least give me that

Long story short I will unapologetically hate this unnecessary cash grab for the fraud that I believe it is, knowing all the while yall ate it up and we’re gonna have to sit through more years of excessive live action remakes because of your collective buffoonery. If you like it, fine. I can’t stop you. But at least know the reason it was made wasn’t out of popular demand.

Just Friends

Summary- You and Ethan had been pretty good friends for a long time. You never really wanted to be anything else, but then, one day, he changed your mind.

Word Count- 1135

Warnings- FLUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and some cursing but mostly FLUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Pairing-Ethan x Reader

A/n- It’s weird how fast my fandom can change. I went from Tv’s Supernatural to Youtube’s Markiplier and Ethan. I’m weird, and have too much time on my hands. Also, sorry it’s short.

Tags- @lapseasteelis @mycuddlycorner @acklesdowneyandhiddles-ohmy @not-moose-one-shots @dannyphantomm

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Heartbreaker

Request: Hii, could do you write a theo imagine based on ‘how to be a heartbreaker’ by marina and the diamonds?? I love your imagines btw xx  

Word Count: 1.34K words

Pairing:Theo Raeken X Reader

PART 2


Y/N’s POV

“Are you kidding me Stiles?”I asked him.

“Please Y/N,just pretend to be interested in him and make him fall for you.”Liam said.

“Yeah,that way we can know more about him,”Stiles said hopefully.

We were currently at the hallways.Stiles,me and Liam.They were asking me to make Theo,the mysterious boy who just came to Beacon Hills,to fall in love with me.

“C’mon you’re perfect for this job,”Stiles sighed.

“Excuse me?”I asked irritated.

Liam lightly punched Stiles and said,”he meant like you know only you can help us,we saw the way he looks at you,he’s totally into you.”

“Oh wow,”I mumbled.

“Yeah,we know this will be your first time to pretend to be in love,but it’s for the sake of the pack,please Y/N,”Stiles begged.

“Okay fine,I will try.”I sighed giving up.

Liam and Stiles hugged me tightly before saying thank you several times.

I chuckled and hugged them back.I love them.


Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun,
But baby when you’re done, you gotta be the first to run

I was nervous as to how I will pull this plan off,last night I couldn’t sleep.I made scenes in my head on how to approach and how to find out his secrets.

I decided I will start off by casual flirting,so when the next day I saw him in the hallways,I walked towards him confidently.

“Theo,right?”

“Yeah,hi Y/N,”he said smirking.

“So,how’s school going so far?”I started making a conversation.

“It’s going pretty well,”he said.

The school bell rang.

“My first class is English,see you later Theo,”I said beginning to walk away.

“I have English now as well,you didn’t notice?”He chuckled.

“Oh right,I forgot,let’s walk together?”I asked playing it off cool.

“Gladly.”


*after few weeks*

“Your place tonight?”Theo asked while walking towards the school’s exit door.

“Yeah,we will have another Harry Potter marathon!”I said enthusiastically.

“Okay,or we could Netflix and chill,you know.”He winked.

I blushed and slapped his shoulder playfully.

These past few weeks I got Theo to like me more and things got a little intimate between us as well.He was amazing.


Rule number two, just don’t get attached to,
Somebody you could lose

Every passing day I felt guiltier to have to pretend with Theo.Now the situation have gone so far out of my hand that I actually started falling for him.

I tried,I tried so much not to feel attached but I couldn’t stop myself.

“Hey you okay there?”Theo’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts.

“Hmm,”I replied.

“You look distracted my love,you okay?”He asked concerned.

“No it’s nothing,”I said cuddling more to his side and trying to watch the movie,even though I paid no attention.


This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We’ll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Currently we were baking cupcakes together at his place.He was so concentrated making the batter.I just admired him.Once he was done and put the batter in the oven I decided to talk to him.

“Theo?”I asked.

“Yes?”He smiled.

“Why do you love me?”I blurted out.

“Because you make amazing lasagna,”he joked.

“Oh shut up,like for real?”

“I love you because out of everything in my life you’re the only one who makes sense,who cares for me and god I don’t know but you’re just so perfect,beautiful and mine.”He started.

”Also,you’re the only girl I’ve seen who’s so strong,who wouldn’t settle for unfair business and is so smart.”He concluded.

I couldn’t stop the tears from flowing down my cheeks,this is not fair,he didn’t deserve me.

“Baby,why are you crying?”He asked coming closer to me and cupping my face.

“Nothing,I love you Theo,”I replied kissing him.

Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you. 


Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat

Each passing day,I fall for him more.I lost,I lost when the first day he said he loved me,and I genuinely loved him,cared for him.

After the second week,I didn’t even pretend to be honest.It was genuine. 


Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more-more

Tonight was great,”Theo said walking me to my doorstep.

“It was,baby.”I kissed him,which soon turned into a makeout session.

“Okay,okay stop.”I laughed pulling off.

“Why so soon?I love you,kiss me.”He pouted.

“No,go home,I’ll see you at school.”I laughed.

“Fine,”he whined.

“Love you,”I called back.

“Love you more.”He yelled back.


Girls, we do, whatever it will take
Cause girls don’t want, we don’t want our hearts to break
In two, so it’s better to be fake
Can’t risk losing in love again babe.

I was tired to be fake around Theo,although I genuinely love him.I thought he didn’t deserve me,and this relationship started out as a lie.I decided to tell Stiles,now I don’t even pretend and I’m with him fully and deeply and madly.

I can’t risk him finding out from someone else,it’s time I inform Liam and Stiles to never mention it infront of him.

I walked towards the hallway and saw Stiles and Liam along with Hayden and Mason.

“Hi Y/N,”Hayden said smiling.

“Hey guys.”I smiled weakly.

“You look sad,what happened?”Mason asked concerned.

“I’m fine,just a bit tired,”I shrugged.

“Okay.”Stiles said smiling.

“Hayden,Mase?Can I talk with Liam and Stiles alone?If you don’t mind?”I asked.

“Sure Y/N,but you kids better not be plotting my murder.”Mason joked.

“Can’t make promises.”I chuckled lowly.

“Hahaha,okay gotta go,bye Liam,bye guys.”Hayden said kissing Liam briefly.

After they left Liam asked,”what is it Y/N?”

“I want you guys to know that,now I don’t even pretend.I fell for him,for real.”I sighed.

“No Y/N,he’s dangerous.”Stiles began.

“Oh how so?”I questioned.

“I don’t know,but I do know he’ll break your heart.”

“If he does break my heart,I deserve it since I started talking with him just because you guys said so,I was not even interested in him.”As I finished,I saw Liam and Stiles looking nervous.

I turned around to see what they were so nervous about and the colour of my face drained as I spotted Theo,who listened to only the last part of the conversation probably.

“Theo…”I said slowly.

I saw his face wore a hurt expression,he looked disappointed,he started walking outside the school.

“THEO,WAIT!”I yelled running after him.

“PLEASE THEO,STOP.”I stopped him as he was beginning to open his car door.

“Please let me explain baby,”I said my voice cracking.

“Don’t you dare baby me.”He said through gritted teeth.

“I swear after two weeks,I felt genuinely adoration towards you,please believe me.”I begged.

“You played with my heart,do you even love me?”He asked looking completely broken.

“I do!”I insisted cupping his face.

“Really Y/N?You sure you weren’t playing around?”He asked furiously.

“Please Theo believe me,if you listened to the conversation from the start you would’ve known I actually fell for you.”

“I don’t believe you,you’re a liar,a player.I trusted you so much,I spent nights showing you how much I loved you,and all these time you were just faking it.”He said shakily.

“Loved?”I said slowly.

“Yeah loved,because now I don’t think I will ever be able to love you again.”He said turning the other way.

“Please Theo,don’t let us end,give me a second chance,please Theo.”I said hugging him from behind.He tensed up.

“There was no us,it was only one sided,I can’t risk it.”

“Please Theo..”

“Stop it Y/N,you’ve done enough damage.”His voice cracked.

He got in his car and drove away,leaving me heartbroken.I deserved it.

au#1

concept: harry (in early 20s) being a cutesy little waiter at this cute milkshake and bakery type shop that’s all frilly and pink and they wear roller skates and serve the people there and harry is in cute high waisted shorts and an adorable crop top with a cute little bow tie along with his knee high socks and he’s roller skating around to serve people their cute baked goods and stuff and one day louis’ little girl begs him to let her rent the entire place out and throw her seventh birthday party there and so fast forward to the day and it’s just Louis chaperoning all these little girls with Liam and they’re wearing silly feather boas and tiaras because that’s the attire for the party obviously and Harry comes rolling in with his pretty shorts and milky white skin and glitter eyeshadow and lipgloss and he’s all like “hi! I see we have a birthday girl today!” And Louis who obviously looks hella daddy and scruffy in this moment in his early 30s is staring at Harry like oh my god let me take you to the nearest bathroom stall and have my way with you and Harry KNOWS it can feel it and God he’s being extra giggling and lingering around the party more and smiling at Louis and batting his eyelashes even bending over a bit too slowly to pick up that empty cupcake wrapper to show off his cute little ass and the party is fairly nice until one of the kids spills a drink on Harry’s thin little crop and Louis sees an outline of a lacy padless bra pressed against Harry’s chest and Louis is GONE
He shoots up immediately and darts for the bathroom to try to get himself together
Harry comes after to fix his shirt and possibly change but once the two are alone in the bathroom they stare at each other for a long while before Louis grabs Harry and yanks him over, Harry squealing and rolling over in his skates and then they’re kissing like mad, breathing heavily into each other mouths and groping each other. It gets so bad Louis practically grabs Harry’s thigh and lifts it up beside his hip as they’re just making out and getting more and more sexually frustrated and it’s so so hot and Louis is hella horny but hey there’s a party outside so no can do kiddo so they part after a while and Harry rolls back to grab his spare crop he’d brought with him and he changes his shirt while looking at Louis the entire time showing off the pretty real bra he had on before pulling the crop on Louis watching the entire time before Harry giggles and balls up the wet crop after fiddling with it for a while and playfully tosses it at Louis with a cute smile before skating out of the bathroom leaving Louis with a crop top with a little number written in sharpie at the very base of the shirt near the hem rip

rayer132  asked:

Thank you for the previous prompt! It made me laugh so hard I cried! With the holidays coming up there are always those people that surprise their families with baby news. I was wondering what the Voltron Family would do. You can pick who.

OMFG this is waaaaay into the future but alright since it’s in time with the holidays XD 

It’s the 23rd of December and The Voltron Family were once again spending their Christmas in Japan on the 25th. So, they were having a Christmas dinner at home first with everyone’s partners before heading to Asia. The three little kids are already adults and have partners but only Hunk was married to Shay. Lance had a different lover this time going on their first year and Pidge, well, Pidge was still with Lotor because it turned out they were great with each other. They were eating dinner in the dining room when Hunk stood up.

Hunk: *clears his throat* I’d like to have everyone’s attention please.
Keith: *looks up at Hunk* *confused*
Hunk: *looks at everyone looking at him* Excellent. *smiles*
Nyma: *looks at Lance in question* Do you know—
Lance: *shrugs* Dunno. Guess we’ll have to find out.
Hunk: Okay, so… I thought it would be perfect to announce this. Shay and I are… having a baby!!! *hands in the air excitedly*
Shiro: *blinks at Hunk*
Keith: *jaw drops* 
Lance: HOHOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOH! *claps* *stands up to hug Hunk* CONGRATULATIONS YOU BIG GUY!!! *hugs Shay* And you too, sweet thing. *kisses Shay on the cheek*
Shay: *laughs* Thanks, Lance.
Keith: *whispers to himself* *squeezes Shiro’s hand* Too young. My baby is too young. *looks at Shiro helplessly* Hunk is too young!!
Shiro: *shakes his head in amusement* *chuckles* Hunk is already 30, Keith.
Keith: TOO YOUNG!!!!! We had kids when we were 33, Shiro!!
Shiro: Keith, relax. It’s perfectly the right age.
Keith: Hunk is 3 years early!!
Lotor: *whispers to Pidge* Your Daddy’s having a breakdown.
Pidge: *looks at Keith* *smug* Oh he’ll be fine. *turns to Hunk* Dude, I’m so happy for you!! Can’t wait to be the best Auntie!
Lotor: Congratulations, Hunk and Shay. *smiles*
Pidge: *whispers to Lotor* Ew, they totally did The Thing.
Lotor: *chuckles* *squeezes Pidge’s hand* I know. Gross.
Hunk: *eyes Lotor and Pidge* I can see you guys, you know. *frowns*
Keith: *defensive* Are you saying there’s something wrong with Lotor and Pidge, Hunk? Do you have a problem with your sister—
Shiro: *stops Keith* Relax. *looks at Hunk* Your Dad and I are happy for you, Hunk. You and Shay will become perfect parents.
Hunk: *beams* I hope I can be like you guys!
Lance: Awwwww, that’s so cute, Hunk. But I don’t think neither you nor Shay can perfect Daddy Keith’s scowl.
Keith: *scowls at Lance*
Lance: Pffftt!! See what I mean!
Nyma: *shakes her head* Forgive, Lance. He’s upset he wasn’t able to get the limited edition of the new Assassin’s Creed game.
Lance: Hey! Don’t you just expose me like this, Nyma! *pouts*
Pidge: Ever thought of a name yet?
Shay: *smiles* We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy actually.
Pidge: Might I suggest Pidgeot?
Hunk: *gasp* What the? W H Y?
Pidge: Because I’ve always wanted a little Pidgeot with me. So you gotta produce it for me since I obviously won’t do it.
Hunk: Oh my god. Unbelievable.
Shay: *smiles at Pidge* You’re definitely something else.
Pidge: *smiles* Thanks! It’s a deal then.
Keith: *smiles at Shay and Hunk* You better let me carry that baby, okay? And I still want to be called “Daddy Keith” by my grandbaby. So Hunk you can be like “Papa.” No arguments.
Lance: *snorts* How selfish is that! *laughs*
Keith: *sniffs* I just want to be—
Pidge: Oh noes. Here comes the waterworks.
Shiro: *chuckles* *hugs Keith* Awwww, there, there, cupcake. *kisses Keith on the forehead* *turns to Hunk* I’m still “Daddy Shiro” to your kid.
Hunk: Oh my god. *laughs* Fine. *looks at Shay* Guess we’ll be Mama and Papa then. 

sometimes-cloudy replied to your post: memprime replied to your photo “May is national…

Oh my god, you know the meatloaf bakery! I worked there the year before the shop closed, m it’s nice to see someone remember it! (And the food was so cute and so good)

SO FONDLY do I remember it! It’s so cool you worked there. What a nice little shop it was. 

When I lived in Wrigleyville and worked downtown, like at least twice a month I’d stop off at Meatloaf Bakery on the way home, pick up the hamburger meatloaf cupcake, run up to Molly’s for a salted caramel cupcake, and take them both home for a CUPCAKE THEMED DINNER. I got my mum the cookbook for Christmas one year! 

(The Hamburger cupcake is what sold me on chopped up pickles in meatloaf.)

I hadn’t gotten out that way in a while when I found out it had closed and was only doing the mail-order thing now. I was super sad. RIP Meatloaf Bakery. 

Types of EXO Stans

**I did not do the original ‘Types of Seventeen Stans’ post that this request is referring to, it can be found here. But I would be more than happy to do my own version.** :)

D.O. Stans: ‘Did you hear my babies high note?! He is the main singer for a reason.!  Look at the little cutie!’ Very protective.

Baekhyun Stans: *after monster comeback* HOT DAMN. Cannot contain themselves. abs. *screaming*

Chanyeol Stans: Happy viruses, very smiley and cute. Still baffled that looks do not match his voice. ‘Have you seen this much adorable? He’s a little puppy!’  

Suho Stans: The mother of the other stans. Makes sure people aren’t getting into trouble. Face palms at his attempts to be cool, yet they are the same way.

Kai Stans: There are two extremes, ‘yay he’s growing up he’s dating!’ so proud. OR ‘WHYYY GOD WHYYY’ *sobs profusely*

Lay Stans: What was that? oH I’m sorry I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MILLIONS OF OVARIES EXPLODING EACH TIME THIS BOY HIP THRUSTS IN HIS DANCES. *dead*

Xiumin Stans: Baozi. Bun. Still is in denial about him being the eldest. Calls him all the food nicknames, ‘Look at this little muffin.’ ‘My little marshmallow!’ ‘He’s such a little cupcake.’ How can someOnE BE SEXY AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME.?

Chen Stans: Sassy af, pranksters of the bunch. ‘His voice could melt chocolate, do you not understand!?’ 

Sehun Stans: YEHET. OHORAT. SHAWTY IMA PARTY TILL THE SUNDOWN. Meme central headquarters. Tries to act like they know what they are doing but doesn’t know how to handle most situations.

Kris, Tao, and Luhan Stans: RIP. Left with raw emotions by SM. Fiesty, ready to fight. SCREW YOU SM, YOU WRECKED ME. MY BABY *sobbing* COME HOME

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*drops mic*

~BangtanBunnie 

anonymous asked:

who would be a sweet talker/praiser and who would be a degrader?

Oh boy, this…please my heart ovaries can’t take this

Seokjin, 1000000% Sweet talker. Like, nothing but how beautiful you are would ever come out of his mouth. “You’re so beautiful, aren’t you?”, “My sweet little cupcake”, “The sounds you make are like an angel”.

Yoongi, degraaaaddderrrrrrrrrr FFS. I don’t even need to explain it. “God you’re such a little slut for my cock, aren’t you?” “Fuck, you take it so well”, “Your cute little pussy is so fucking wet for daddy”.

Namjoon, 80% Praise, 20% Degrader. Like, his mood would totally shift depending on the day he’s had, but he’d never be aggressive. “Daddy loves it when you moan for him”, “Baby girl, you better be on your knees by the time I get over there”, “Come on, I know my little bitch can be louder than that”.

Hoseok, UGH He’s such a fucking switch I could never tell you specifically which he’d be, because he’s fuckinggggggg extra. You’d get things like, “Oh my princess is so gorgeous today”, “Why don’t you come over here so Oppa can help get rid of some of that stress” ORRRRR “I’ll have you screaming so loud, your neighbours are gonna know how much of a little whore you are”.

Jimin, PRAISEEEE FO DAYSSSSS. He can dirty talk for days, but he’d never be a degrader. He’s sweet, but totally into what you’re doing. “Jagiya, I love you so much”, “I just want to make you feel good”, or this little fuckin heathen would belt out shit like, “oh god, Jagi, you’re so tight, you feel so good around me”, “Scream my name, baby, I want to hear my name off those lips like it’s the only word you know”.

Taehyung, I’m not even sure he can be labeled?? like he’d literally just belt out whatever the fuck came to mind at that exact moment. “Oh shit, that feels so good”, “I just really want to bend you over that counter and watch your ass bounce”, or in a sickly sweet tone, “Jagiiii, can you please come suck me off? I really want to feel your lips right now”.

Jungkook, to be honest? I don’t think he’d be anything. He’d be more of a grunter, a groaner, and a growler. You’d know he was having fun by the noises he made, not the words coming from his mouth. You’d get obscenities like “Oh fuck,” or “holy shit” followed by some heaving panting, but I don’t think you’d get anything near the other boys.

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gentlydean  asked:

You are absolutely the sweetest for doing all these requests for people. I want you to make sure that you are resting well and taking time for yourself when you need it in between requests, I want you to be healthy and happy after all. ♡

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA HI SWEET CUPCAKE THANK YOU SOSOSOSOSOOS MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS

OMG

IDONTEVENKNOWWHATTOSAY OH MY GOD THANK YOU SOSOSOSOSO MUCH.

IM DYING YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE FAIRY

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native-snowflake  asked:

It's not ok for you to make things that fluffy and make me feel the feels that I am feeling😭❤️❤️❤️

You sure? I’m pretty sure you enjoy those feelings, little missy. Imagine what else I have going through my mind now that it’s over. Let me add on a little more…let’s stir up some more feelings for you. Enjoy!


It’s been a year since Enzo had met your parents and you both have never been happier. Your parents love him and your mom absolutely adores him. In fact, you’re pretty sure by this point your dad and Enzo have become BFF’s. Hell, Enzo had taken your dad golfing once because your dad mentioned at one point he wanted to try it and see if he liked it. Those two tend to go for golf whenever you guys are in town. He even invited Cass to go with them…your mom had to go and pick them up because the three of them got wasted. They had lots of fun because your mom said he had been talking about that for weeks.

But most recently, you guys left your parents house and Enzo was acting a little unusual. Everything seemed fine but when he and your dad came home from the golf course, he just seemed a little….jittery. 

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Doflamingo reaction

Thanks for the ask !

Doflamingo reacting to his daughter making cupcakes for the family

- I think he is over protective with his daughter, like you can’t even touch her without hearing a Fufufu in the room. 

- He is really in love with his daughter (not in a strange way) and likes to spend time with her. She is his little diamond. 

- So every time she is doing something, even if it’s something normal, he is like “Oh my god, baby this is beautiful you are an artist” or “ you are very beautiful today my princess” 

- So if she cooks something for them he will eat them in a minute and be like “Oh that’s the best cupcakes I’ve ever eat ! You are very good at cooking”. 

- Will force all the family to eat them, looking them like “Trust me you like this cupcakes”. 

- Will say to his S/O “ She got this skill from me.” 

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AU ideas that nobody asked for
  • ‘i have no pockets or gloves to stick my hands in on this cold winter day in the city but you just gave me your mittens to use until i got off the train and shit youre really cute and the gloves are still warm and oh my god were going to the same place shit fuck shit’ au
  •  'i eat way more pastries than i really should because the guy who owns the local bakery is really cute and i dont know how else to talk’ au 
  • ‘i was trying to call my friend to rant about my dog biting my furniture but your number is one digit off and i just spent three minutes ranting about how dumb my dog is to a total stranger, im so so sorry’ au
  • ‘i lost my phone in the city so i called it from my friends phone and you picked up, lets meet at a local cafe so i can get it back’ au 
  • 'instead of drawing the model in our art class ive been drawing you instead because i think youre really cute and oh my god all my papers just fell out of my folder and you saw them and oh my god theres hearts on some of them please kill me now’ au 
  • 'i was trying to pass you a note in class that said i liked you but it got intercepted and now the person that sits next to you thinks i  was trying to give it to them, and oh my god why do you look so upset and disappointed???’ au 

  • 'when i was 13 i told you i liked you the day you moved away and you never gave me an answer and now im 21 and you moved back and now i realize youre still just as cute as you used to be and im STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU?? so how about that answer’ au

  • 'the guy whos playing the piano at this ritzy hotel at staying at for a business trip is SUPER cute, and im going to die and 'OH SHIT THEIR ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE’ au 

  • 'we live in an apartment complex and i almost burnt down our whole floor cause i was trying to make cupcakes at 3am, sorry’ AU
       
  • 'we made a pact that if we were still both single by 30 we would get married and ive basically been ditching every date i get because i have a huge crush on you, im 29 and youre 30 and my birthdays in a couple weeks but oh my god you have a s/o now??? what the fuck???’ au

  • 'i was looking through the posters at walmart and i was staring at the my little pony one for WAY too long but i swear to god im not into that i was thinking about buying it for my little sister, please understand’ au

anonymous asked:

futuristic sci-fi Glatten: space pirate husbands wearing vintage futuristic clothing and Carrying rayguns maybe they have a giant alien for a pet that it's like 3 meters tall and full of sharp teeths, they call him cupcake (sorry if my english is not perfect i love your art)

Okay, WHAT THE FUCK. As you can see I fucking LOVE THIS AU OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It reminds me about Space Dandy a lot and i already have freaking headcanons, I HATE YOU

- Robbie is space biologist and he is so exited every time they find new spiecies in space!!! 

- Glanni likes to make guns and he is really good shooter and he protects his boyfriend at any cost!! Also he loves explosions!!!

- Robbie is like “Oh my little fluffy friend, you are so beautiful, how are you today??” TO A FUcKING GIANT ALIEN WITH TENTAKLES AND TEETH 

- Glanni at that time staing at the back really nervious and ready to kill it in case it will even touch his boy 

- They are looking for rare aliens like in Space Dandy and they get money for it. They are going to different planets and it’s AMAZING THAnk yOU I HATE You and LOVE YoU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Red Velvet

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: None
Summary: Reader finds out something shocking about Bucky.  
A/N: So , to flex these writing muscles I thought I’d start Fluffy Fanfic Friday! I’m going to try and write a fluffy Bucky drabble every Friday. If you want to send a request please do! Right here. 
Word count : 637 

Originally posted by faded-facades

“It’s just not possible Bucky” you said simply, returning to washing the dishes.

“It’s really not that hard to believe, doll” he retorted, drying a wet plate you just handed him. Moments went by and you continued doing the washing up. The silence was comfortable between you, the sound of splashing water filling the air. The dishes were finally finished, dropping your sponge in the sink you turned to Bucky.

“You’ve really never had a cupcake before?” you crossed your arms and you rose an eyebrow inquisitively.  Bucky shook his head and suddenly you felt a pang of sadness latch onto your heart. Sure, it was just a cupcake but it also was so much more and you wondered what else he had missed out on. “Well it’s sorted, get the flour” you pointed to a top shelf cabinet, Bucky smiled wistfully at you and grabbed the flour.

“And now for the fun bit, we add the red food colouring” the red velvet cupcakes were almost done and ready to put in the oven. You and Bucky had spent the last half an hour making the most perfect red velvet cupcakes. The laughter and smiles you had shared and even the brief flour fight told you Bucky was having a great time. Bucky poured the red colouring into the mix while you mixed it. He let out a soft “wow”, eyes widening slightly in amazement and it made your heart clench with happiness. After scooping them into the tray you finally put them in the oven.

Bucky and you were snuggled on the couch comfortably while your cupcakes cooked. Both your heads popped up from the action movie playing when you finally heard the ding. Bucky eagerly grabbed at a warm cupcake only for you to slap his hand away. “They have to cool so we can frost them, Buck” you explained, a cute scowl forming on his face like a child who had just been denied. “You waited 90 years, I think you can wait a little more” you joked, pulling out all the ingredients you needed for the frosting. Whipping up the frosting quickly it was time to ice them with the perfect swirl. And finally, for the first time in his life James Buchanan Barnes took a bite of a cupcake.

“Oh my god, doll” he moaned around a mouthful of cupcake. You smiled and took a bite of yours, the chocolatey flavour exciting your tastebuds. “These are the best thing I’ve ever tasted” he took another bite and it was almost gone. Your focus was all on Bucky and you hadn’t even noticed the tiny bit of frosting on your top lip. But Bucky had. “You got a little frosting-” reaching his hand out , using this thumb he swiped at the sweet frosting and then with a lustful look licked the icing off his thumb. You almost moaned out loud at the sight.

Suddenly, Bucky softly cupped your face with both hands. The metal was a cool contrast to your flushed cheeks and you lent in to it. “I’ve been thinking about doing this for a long time” he said barely above a whisper. Leaning his head down, his lips touched yours softly. He tasted sweet from the frosting and this time you did moan. The moan spurring him on, the kiss becoming passionate and full of desire. Lifting you up onto the counter with ease, he broke away from the kiss. Slightly panting , Bucky chuckled quietly to himself.

“What?” you asked curiously , wanting him to kiss you again.

“I just thought those cupcakes were the best thing I had ever tasted , I was wrong” Bucky chuckled. Gripping his t-shirt you crushed your lips together once more and he was right , this was so much better than cupcakes.

Imagine telling Dodds you’re having his baby

Requested by no one. It was in my brain and now its on the internet. Have some fluffy Mike fluff to fluff up your day. :)

You and Mike had been together for over a year, but despite your lengthy relationship, the two of you had never really had the talk. And the timing felt awful. Mike had finally completed physiotherapy after being shot on the job at SVU, and he had just started his new position in Terrorism. When he worked SVU, you’d had plenty of evenings to spend together, but Terrorism, practically none. His first month there had really put a strain on your relationship. You worked weekdays 9-5, and he ended up working just about every weekend, as well as evenings. You barely ever saw him, and when you did, he was exhausted. Quality time together had turned into Mike falling asleep with his head in your lap while watching Netflix.

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