oh my god why is everyone yelling

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i have no idea if you're still taking prompt request but no.80 with steve? Please. :')

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#80 Say that again and I’ll fuck you against the wall 

You all know captain’s infamous word “Language”. 

Having a potty mouth in the tower was not very appreciated by him . But it was who you are . You have always been this way . And your first response to every adversary is probably ‘fuck’. And every time that word was uttered by you, you’d get definitely get a death glare . Like it was impossible to swear in front of him . But  you didn’t care . He’d never confront you about it though .

He’d just probably hiss at your words and give you a disapproving look . And honestly it only encouraged you further .

There were days you’d just sing songs around him with swear words. You’d see him walking towards you and you’d say ‘fuck’ out loud for no reason. But he’d just groan loudly and walk away .

But the last few days , he was not getting effected by any of it . He didn’t even cringe when you used it . Maybe he got used to it . So you wanted to test the theory . For the first 4 days he said nothing and took everything lightly .

It was after dinner while you all were gathered in the TV room , while most of you just chatted without paying much attention to the TV .

You were sitting on the sofa along with Bucky and Nat , while Steve was sitting on the floor and talking to Sam .

Sam was going on and on about all of you , and he was cracking jokes at all of you . You were on the verge of crying with all the laughter , when he came to you .

“You know Y/N uses the word ‘fuck’ a lot only because she is not getting it .”, he said playfully .

Everyone erupted in laughter and so did you , probably except Steve.

“Fuck you Sam.”, you say showing him the finger .

“Y/N!!!!! Say that again and I’ll fuck you against the wall.”, Steve scolded angrily .

WOAHHH Where did that come from . Steve Rogers uses a curse word . That too ‘fuck’ .

Everyone was dumbstruck just like you , and all eyes were on him . His whole face went red . He stood up quickly and left the room in embarrassment .

After a few more gasps , the conversation went back to normal .

But your mind was replaying the words Steve uttered in your mind . All you could think about was Steve actually fucking you against the wall  . Maybe he didn’t actually mean it . It was just a way to shut you up from using curses. But you just couldn’t stop thinking about his hard bare body against your naked chest riding you up the wall ,  fucking you mercilessly .

It was too much for you . Just thinking about it and playing that scenario in your mind over and over again , was enough to get you wet .

You got up from the sofa , told your goodbyes and headed to your room .

But instead your legs took you towards Steve’s room . You contemplated on what would happen if you told him about your little crush . Either he would reciprocate it and you’d be happy or he’d just say that he didn’t mean it and you’d have to live with the embarrassment all your life . But obviously you decided to tell him. But tell him what? How would you approach the topic ?

His door was open and the lights were on . You walked in , and obviously with super soldier hearing he turned around to see you .

You had one plan in mind and you hoped it works.

He sat up on the edge of his bed as you walked and stood between his knees.


Instantly he stood and pushed you up against the wall , putting your hands above your head with one hand while the other around your waist .

“Say that again , and I will do what I said.”

You smirked at his words . YES . It worked .

“FUCK. YOU”, you enunciated each word with added pressure .

He put both his hands around your waist as your hands tangled in his hair pulling him closer to you . He pressed his lips to yours , as you both fought for dominance . This was nothing like the Steve Rogers you knew . The gentle , loving Steve was long gone .

He pushed your shorts down roughly along with your panties . He pulled down his shorts and boxers up to his knee and lifted you with the back of your thigh .

He slowly dragged his hips up  and down your pussy . His large dick throbbing against your clit .

He held his cock in his right hand and spread your lips , coating his length with your juices .

“FUCK . So wet . Is it all for me?”, he asked slapping your clit with his tip .

Your body jerked at that motion .

“Mmmmm yes . AHHH yes . All for you .”
He slowly pushed in his huge cock into you and buried himself deep inside you .

Your mouth opened slowly as the pleasure build , as he stretched you out perfectly .  He hid his face in the crook of his neck as he groaned . You felt divine around him . So tight and warm .

“You okay?”, he asked . Completely different to his previous demeanour . He was concerned . You just hummed and nodded .

He pulled his back and pushed in harshly .
“FUCK.”, you screamed in pleasure .

“Hmm , that is what I want to hear baby .You want me to fuck you .”

You never thought hearing curses from Steve would turn you on . But oh gosh , it made you even wetter.
“Yes sir , I want you to fuck me . I want you make me …” Before you could finish the sentence , he wrapped his hands around your back and started thrusting wildly into you .

“Arghh , God . You’re so fucking tight .”
“mmmm , yes . Oh god . That feels so good .”


He said pulling his head back and looking into your eyes . You nodded looking back at him .

He shifter to deep , hollow thrusts , perfectly hitting your spot with every motion .

“Uhhh , fuck . Oh my god .”, you moaned as your head fell back to the wall.

“Nuh uh . Look at me when you come Y/N.” He pulled your face by your chin and rested his forehead against yours .

“FUCK . Look how fucking hard you have got me . I am literally throbbing inside of you .”

You reach forward and kiss him and moan into the kiss as you feel your coil uncurling .

“Steeeeeve . I am going to cum.”

“Cum for me Y/N . Coat my dick with your juices.” And you do . You cum all over his cock , squeezing the cum out of him as he releases himself .

He walks to his bed and lays you down on it .

You lay on his chest not able to form any sentences . After a few minutes you spoke up .

“I thought you hated when I cursed .” He laughed at this .

“No . I don’t know why , but it turns me on . And anyone would get irritated if they had to walk around  with a boner .”

‘OH MY GOD .Are you serious?  I am going to tell everyone.”

“You wouldn’t dare.”, he said in his cap voice .
“Nah . I’d rather yell ‘fuck’ every time I see you .”


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Space Dad Surprise Party [Shiro x Reader]

A/N: HAPPY (non leap year) BIRTHDAY SHIRO!

Thank you @memento-scribet for the idea <3

You find out that Shiro’s birthday is on a leap day but ‘won’t’ have one this year. You decide to change that and give him the best non-birthday yet. (Modern AU)


You’re jaw dropped staring at Lance and Keith.

“What do you mean he doesn’t have a ‘real’ birthday this year?” disbelief in both your voice and plastered on your features.

“You’re his girlfriend, shouldn’t you know this?” Lance pointed an accusing finger at you. “Yeah but he never said it was a leap year, he always just told me it was the 28th” you confessed, falling back in your chair.

“He’s not really find of his birth date so he always tells everyone the 28th not the 29th.” Keith cleared up for you. Still feeling slight betrayal.

“Is this why he never wants parties or anything?” Lance asked as Keith nodded.

“Oh he’s getting a party this year, and he’s gonna like it” pulling out your phone and finding a few necessary numbers.

“Who’re you calling?” Lance peeked at the screen of your phone. “The others , it might be short notice but I’m throwing Shiro a surprise party” a mischievous smirk on your lips.

“I’m pretty sure he hates surprises. He likes to have everything in control remember?” Keith reminded you, but you didn’t care. It will be some payback for lying about the date. Surprises always made him a flustered mess and you were looking forward to that now.

Luckily you were able to pull everything together in a matter of two to three days. The plan was you’d get him out of your apartment, just taking him out to lunch and keeping him busy. While Lance, Keith, and Pidge decorated the apartment, Allura got the cake, and Coran & Hunk planned out dinner. It was flawless. Everything was set and all that needed to be done was the execution.

The morning of February 28th you woke up like any other morning. Shiro had his arms around you and pulled into his chest protectively. Letting out a sigh as the sun rays began to make you stir.

Your eyes fluttered open, after adjusting to the new light filtering in.

Looking up at whose arms you were wrapped in, smiling when seeing his peaceful expression. Though you noticed his eyebrows furrowing as the light met his face now.

Glancing at the alarm clock on your night stand. 10:34 it read, you had to have him out by noon. Meaning you had to elicit consciousness from him.

Running a hand through his messy morning hair. Gently playing with the ends of the white strands. Seeing a smile pull at the corners of his lips. “Good morning” his voice was deep and thick with sleep.

“Morning birthday boy” nuzzling into his chest. His arms tightened around you. Giggling you placed kiss on his chest, trailing up until you reached his jaw. “Okay I’m up” he met his dark grey eyes to you [e/c] ones.

“Good” smiling you kissed him. Before pulling away and slipping out of the bed. He groaned, “Come back” watching you slip on a pair of sweat pants under the shirt, which was his, you were wearing.

Walking over to stand by his side of the bed, “I’ve got a whole day planned, so get up, get dressed, and maybe we can do this later.” pecking his lips before retreating out of the room, hearing him chuckle behind you.

You took him out to his favorite restaurant for lunch, and everywhere you could think of to distract him. It was around five o’clock when you got a text from Lance. You were at the museum checking out the new constellation exhibit.

Of course it suited Shiro perfectly. So he was a bit torn when you said “Let’s go home”

But he went anyways. The walk back consisted of the both of you talking and joking around. He was curious however because of your constant checking the phone. Though he didn’t question it just carried on the conversation.

Reaching your apartment building, you both boarded the elevator a huge grin plastered on your face.

“What’s got you so smiley?” he rose a suspicious eyebrow at you.

“Nothin” You stated, rather unconvincingly. “Oh because that was convincing” he teased, intertwining his fingers with yours.

“You ask too many questions, come on” Tugging at his hand as the elevator opened.

Sliding your key in the lock and shoving the door open. The lights were still off and you walked in cautiously, to make sure not to trip over any balloons or anything.

As soon as he stepped through the door the lights flicked on and everyone in the room jumped out yelling “SURPRISE”

He about jumped out of his skin, letting out a yelp, becoming flustered and embarrassed. Just the revenge you wanted.

“Oh god guys” He laughed looking around at his friends. “Who?”

They all diverted turned attention to you. Smiling sheepishly up at him, “So that’s why you had so much planned” pulling you against him.

“What can I say? I’m good at day planning. And I’m good at getting my revenge, thanks for the little yelp back there” A mischievous glint in your eyes.

“Revenge? For what?” He chuckled, punching his shoulder “Not telling me your real birthday you goof”

“But it doesn’t matter now, lets have some eat dinner, have some cake, open gifts. It’s your kinda birthday after all.” Pulling him into the living room with the rest of your friends.

After eating and very horribly singing happy birthday, that last thing to do was gifts. Some gifts were thoughtful, others were gag gifts. But nothing was funnier than Lance’s. Giving Shiro an envelope and small box. “The box is for you guys to share” simply stating, neither of you expecting it to be a box of condoms with a note with a winky face on it.

You died laughing as Shiro just turned bright red and thanked Lance with a stutter. Meanwhile you were still laughing, it proving contagious and the whole room joined you.

Shiro had to admit it was a pretty nice non-birthday. But it wasn’t over yet. Deciding to get one last blush out of him when it was just the two of you.

Sneaking away from where he was doing dishes in the kitchen. Grabbing Lance’s gift from the living room coffee table.

“Hey babe” calling as you walked back into the kitchen. Coming to his right side and running a hand down his metal prosthetic. “What do you say we cash in Lance’s gift tonight?” twiddling the box between your fingers

It was too damn easy to get him flustered, “Would you quit that” he laughed before going to snag the box from your hand. Quickly pulling it back you teased, “If you want ‘em you gotta catch me” before running out of the room.

He chased after you yelling your name. Trapping you in the living room. He wrapped his arms around your waist and began to pull you with him. Though you were expecting to be pulled back to the kitchen. However he made an unexpected turn toward the bedroom.

When he saw your expression change, he smirked “You still have to give me a present”



The next morning Shiro woke up, only to find you missing from his arms.

Sitting up he looked around the room to see the floor cleaned of the scattered clothes from the previous night’s activities. Slipping out of the bed he found you cooking breakfast in the kitchen.

Wrapping his arms around your waist from behind, “What’s this?”

“A birthday breakfast” you chuckled, causing a confused expression to grace his features. “But my birthday is over”

“Technically you don’t have a birthday this year. Sooo, since we’re not sure if the day before or after the 29th would count as a birthday, I decided to make both special” turning in his arms.

Wrapping your arms around his neck, he smiled at you lovingly “You know I love you, right?”

“I do know that birthday boy part 2. And I love you too” pecking his lips.

“Best birthdays ever” he mumbled against your lips. Before connecting them for another time.

Seungcheol Soulmate AU

A/N: I apologize in advance for being a troll. I had way too much fun with this.

  • In this AU the way you know that someone is your soulmate is that the first time the two of you touch skin to skin, whether it be an accidental collision or brush of the hands, everything around you will suddenly become intensely brighter and you will just know- this is the person i’m meant to be with.
  • You’ve been friends with Joshua since you were little kids. You moms are best friends, so naturally the two of you would become the really close, and you two also became the best of friends.
  • Joshua invites you over to a house party he’s throwing, saying that he’s inviting a couple of friends over.
  • Normally you’d be like “I don’t really know if a house party is really my crowd of people…” but like. It’s Joshua. It couldn’t be too crazy, right?
  • Wrong. Because you weren’t aware that Joshua’s other friends were what seemed like at least ten more boys. Maybe even eleven or twelve, you weren’t really sure.
  • You’re standing in the doorway with “oh dear god” written all over your face and Joshua has to basically drag you inside.
  • He can see your obvious alarm and assures you that they’re all really good friends of his and that you shouldn’t worry.
  • So you decide to trust Joshua, and go around introducing yourself to the rest of the boys.
  • Like an hour into this party you forget why you were even worried in the first place because you’re having so much fun.
  • Soonyoung and Jun are screaming at each other, bent in weird positions on a twister mat, as they have been for the past 30 minutes because neither one of them will admit defeat.
  • Seungkwan is drunkenly serenading Vernon in the kitchen, a glass of wine in each hand (Joshua tried to make sure there would be no alcohol so they’re still not really sure where Seungkwan got the wine tbh) ***cough cough drINK wATER***
  • Jeonghan and Minghao are talking shit about everyone else at this party. And no one’s really surprised about that either; according to Joshua this is a common occurrence in their friend group.
  • Basically it’s mild chaos, but really funny chaos. You walked in not knowing anyone but Joshua, but after this you don’t think you’ll be able to forget a single one of these weird and quirky boys.
  • So when Jeonghan interrupts your very intense game of Uno with Joshua to ask where Seungcheol is, you’re like “who tf is Seungcheol, I thought there was only twelve of you crazies”
  • Joshua tells Jeonghan that Seungcheol’s running late but said he’s on his way and you dismiss it because at this point, the more, the merrier.
  • Later into the party, Soonyoung and Jun have finally given up on the twister match, but decided that the ultimate winner would be whoever could hold a handstand against the wall longer than the other person.
  • So of course, the rest of you guys were crowded around them, because who would want to miss this?
  • You’re chuckling to yourself, seeing Soonyoung’s face turn bright red and Jun making the most awkward facial expressions, both of them trying to outlast the other.
  • Until you feel someone’s hand find their way to your ass.
  • And you’re like: What. The. Fuck.
  • In the split second that that happens, you turn around and punch the guy straight in the face before even glancing at whoever had the audacity to try and feel you up
  • But as soon as your fist makes contact with his face, the room becomes full of light, way more intensely brighter than before
  • “OH MY GOD, SEUNGCHEOL!”, you hear Jeonghan yell, causing both Soonyoung and Jun to fall over out of their hand stands
  • You see Jeonghan run over to the guy who’s currently on the floor, who’s looking up at you with the prettiest chocolate brown eyes
  • And you’re thinking to yourself: “welp. gotta assess what the heck just happened”
  • You come to the conclusion that 1.) This guy has got to be Seungcheol (and damn it why is he so cute). 2.) Seungcheol is the idiot that grabbed your ass. And 3.) The idiot that grabbed your ass is your soulmate
  • Just your luck
  • At this point everyone is hella confused because one second Jun and Soonyoung are doing handstands and everything is great and the next second, Seungcheol is knocked to the floor and you look so pissed off.
  • “I swear I’m not a pervert oh my god”, he pleads to Joshua, who is hovering above him in concern.
  • “Why… would you be a pervert?”, Joshua treads carefully. Seungcheol’s eyes dart to you, begging for forgiveness with just a look.
  • But you were never the type to forgive without an explanation.
  • “Because he walked in and grabbed my ass”, you announce to everyone. Even if he was your soulmate, groping you was not something you were about to ignore.
  • From your statement alone, the silence is immediately gone, there’s a lot of confused yelling and screaming, and Joshua drags Seungcheol off the ground and pins him against the wall. Some of the boys are trying to get Joshua off of Seungcheol, some of the boys are cheering, and this party turned from a fun mess to a hot mess in a matter of minutes.
  • “You have thirty seconds to explain yourself before I kick you the hell out”, Joshua says to Seungcheol, their faces only a face inches apart.
  • Without missing a beat, Seungcheol yells over everyone else’s voices:

  • Joshua loosens his grip and is like “u wot m8”, trying his best not to laugh.
  • “She looked like Jeonghan from behind, I didn’t even know there was going to be a girl here!”, Seungcheol further explains.
  • Joshua lets go of Seungcheol completely and is like “so what you’re saying is… you were going to just walk into this party late… and not announce your presence… and grab Jeonghan’s ass?”
  • Seungcheol just smiles the cheekiest grin and you lose it. You’re not mad at all anymore, you’re doubled over in laughter, laughing so hard you can’t even breathe.
  • You catch your breath and eventually say, “So I met my soulmate by him grabbing my ass, because he thought I was a guy??”
  • Everyone’s like “wait soULmATe?!”
  • After the chaos of that situation died down, you took Seungcheol into the kitchen and got some ice from the fridge for his swollen cheek. You were both a little ashamed of hitting him and a little proud of how much force you packed in that punch.
  • “Did you have to punch me that hard?”, he whined as you pressed the ice up to his face.
  • “Does it look like you have the right to complain right now?”, you said with a smile on your face. You get to spend the rest of your life with someone as ridiculous as this. In the best way possible, though.
  • You two spend the rest of that night sitting on the kitchen counter, introducing yourselfs and chatting the night away.
  • And getting more ice from the fridge for Seungcheol’s face, rip.
You’re going to be a dad (Shawn Mendes)

I got inspired by Shawn singing at his friend’s wedding so I wrote an imagine where you tell drunk Mendes that you’re pregnant.

Requests are open!


Originally posted by thugshawn

„See that‘s what happens when I eat every second of the day with you“ I tell Shawn laughing while he‘s trying to zip my dress. But the reason why I‘m too big for this dress is not eating, I‘m pregnant and Shawn doesn‘t know that. No one knows that. „I still love you, even with that little tummy of yours“ Shawn says sweetly while pecking me on the lips. I hope You will still love me.

„They are so beautiful“ I whisper to Shawn while looking at the bride and groom. „I promise you. One day both of us will be standing there“ I squeeze his hand and smile. I hope.

I look at Shawn singing the song he wrote for his friends and smile. I love this boy more than anything.  „Hi honey, I haven‘t seen you eat or drink today“ Karen sits next to me. My gaze shifts from the wedding couple dancing their first dance to Shawn‘s mother. „Oh, I just don‘t feel like eating or drinking today“ Or maybe  just know that I probably will puke after eating. I nervously giggle, while silently praying that she will drop this subject. „Just don‘t starve yourself, you already look so thin“ ha see you after 8 months. I will look like a troll. Petite and fat. Hell even troll will look better than me. I start clapping when the first dance is over and now everyone is pulling their second halfs to the dance floor. I spot Shawn coming to me. „Princess, will you dance with me?“ I gently take Shawn‘s hand and let him lead me to dance floor. „You did amazing, love“ I smile while looking up at him. „I felt more nervous than I do at my concerts“ Shawn laughs.

Soon Shawn is teared away from me and I find my way to people i talked before. „Ladies?“ guy comes to us with champagne glasses, everyone takes except for me. „Sorry“ I sheepishly smile. „So Y/N, how long you and Shawn are together?“ someone I don‘t really remember asks „Almost two years“ I grin while finding in the distance Shawn already looking at me. He soon comes to me and wraps his hands around me from behind. „Exspecting babies or marriage soon?“ not exspecting this question I start coughing. „You okay, princess?“ Shawn asks concerned. „Yeah, yeah..“

„Look Shawn, he‘s so cute“ I laugh while pointing at the cute boy dancing. Shawn joins me laughing. But soon his face changes into frown. „Is everything alright?“ I ask gently touching his face. Shawn nods his head. „Is just that I‘ve been thinking. Especially after Janet asked us about marriage and babies“ I start to play nervously with my bracelets. It‘s something I always do in the moments like these. „I want to marry you, Y/N, have ki…“ „Come here Shawn¡“ Matt interrupts him. Shawn and Matt looks at me questioningly I nod my head and smile „Go“ Shawn still looks at me but quickly kisses me and goes to drink with his friends.

„Shawn, where‘s our room?“ I ask him slighly laughing. „Maybe here“ he points at the random door. „No love, it says Karen and Manny, that‘s not ours. You told me that you know where our room is“ I whine at the sight of drunk Shawn. „Why can‘t we go to a random room?“ he looks at me like I‘m stupid. „Because it‘s 4 in the morning and everyone is sleeping except for you and a few of your friends“ I roll my eyes smiling. „Oh my god Shawn“ I squeal when I hear Shawn bumping his head into wall. He starts to laugh really loud. „Shhh, baby, shh, everyone is sleeping“ I try to calm him while laughing myself. I quickly start to kiss him so he would shut up „Maybe I shoud yell more“ he winks at me.

After forever we finally found our room. Shawn insisted that our room was on the biggest house there, even tho I told him that it was the place where bride and groom will be sleeping but because drunk Shawn is stubborn we took like 30minutes to actually find our room. „Shawn please take off your clothes“ I whine looking at the boy almost sleeping with his suit on. He groans and starts taking it off. I do the same thing with my dress. As I cuddle up to him he whispers „You looked beautiful today, just like always“ his lips leaving wet kisses on my neck. I smile and kiss him on the lips. When his breathing calms and I‘m sure that he‘s asleep I whisper while putting his arms on my tummy „You‘re going to be a dad, Shawn“

I shiver when my feet touches cold ground. Trying not to wake up Shawn I get up from bed and walk to my bags where my other clothes are. I quickly put my clothes on and with a makeup bag I walk to toilet where I wait for my morning sickness. After  I puke, I do my make up and go straight to the lobby where most people are already talking and eating.

As I drink my tea I spot Shawn coming. Soon he‘s stopped by his dad. I send Shawn smile and turn around to keep talking with people around me.
„Hi princess“ Shawn greets me while kissing my lips. When he sits next to me I lean into him and wrap my hands around him. „You look green, love“ I laugh at him. He slighly groans „Why didn‘t you tell me to stop drinking?“ he asks looking at him. „Cmon, we‘re going to take walk around“ I say standing up and pulling him with me.

„Y/N?“ Shawn asks with a serious tone. I look up to him. „I don‘t really remember what happenned yesterday, at least not clearly but I do remember what you said before I fell asleep“ I froze. Did he hear me. „Am I really going to be a dad?“ Shawn asks with hope in his eyes. I put his hands on my tummy and nod my head. Soon I see tears rolling down his cheeks. I gently whipe them away with my thumb „We‘re going to be parents, Shawn“ I say grinning. „I love you“ „I love you too“

Mista and Trish Romance, is it Canon? DEEP ANALYSIS AHEAD

While I was re-reading Vento Aureo (mostly to find some good Giorno and Mista stuff for my analysis on their relationship..still need to finish that eventually) I also wanted to explore Mista and Trish’s relationship, since a lot of Jojo fans assume they got together after the end of Vento Aureo.

I love and respect Trish’s character wholeheartedly, she is one of my favorite female characters in Jojo. As a confused 15 year old girl, she was able to develop her stand and contribute to the team, even though she was surrounded by violent criminals trying to kidnap her (and a father who wanted her dead). With that being said, a lot of Jojo fans assume she and Mista are a canon pairing, because of their interactions after they switched bodies, and because of that one image of Trish grinding on Mista in Jojo Agogo. In fact, when I read the shitty b&w scans of VA, I thought that too, especially when I kept seeing that Jojo Agogo cropped image of them dancing, being posted everywhere.

But when I saw the entire image, and looked through all the other Jojo Agogo poses (this book is a riot, there’s one scene of Killer Queen being groped and lifted up by The World), I realized right away that this was just a glamorous fan-service thing Araki made. I mean..there are Squadra members participating in this dance party (look at Fugo and Risotto, they are being so gay..despite having never met each other in the story) and though I’d like to think they all just randomly stopped fighting, invited Fugo back, and started a dance party (before the Squadra members got killed)..it’s safe to say this has no real basis in the canon story.

So what do we know about Mista and Trish’s relationship from the canon narrative? Well, he likes to check out her “goods” in the earlier chapters of the story…and that’s all we really know in terms of his attraction to her. Mista is a bit of a lech so that isn’t surprising at all, I mean he lets Giorno put his hand in his pants to help him “aim” his pistol, and the story notes that Mista, before joining Passione, called out to women.

After that….there’s barely any interaction between Mista and Trish. In fact, it seems like he just completely loses interest her. In that scene above, he is upset.while staring at Trish’s tatas..because he fears the boss will come after him for looking at his daughter like that. After the gang betrays the boss, he has free reign to pursue her without worrying about that anymore, but he chooses not to.

In fact, he decides to join Bruno because he wanted to be second in command after the boss is killed, and because he trusts Giorno’s judgement..he doesn’t want to do that for Trish’s sake (which is the opposite from Bruno’s motives, who acted in the heat of the moment by protecting her). By that point in the story, he seems to not care all that much about Trish in a “romantic” context, and focuses his attention on a certain blonde haired “protagonist” instead. If he truly was interested in her, he would try to talk to her more..but he never does…at all..until they switch bodies.

(after Notorious BIG fight from the group pose they do when the plane is landing, notice how Trish is just standing off to the side and these two are cuddling wtf lmao).

When they switch bodies because of Silver Chariot Requiem, everyone is freaking the fuck out because they aren’t in their original bodies. Trish has the most over the top reaction to this. Right away we learn that she doesn’t find Mista attractive at all. Also when Mista touches Trish’s boobs while he is in her body, his reaction is, “why the fuck do i have these!?” not “oh my god i have boobies hell yeah!!” Also poor Mista, he is upset that she thinks he is some hairy smelly freak of nature. And honestly, I would yell at Mista too and tell him to stop touching me, if I was in her position as well.

Here, the most important part, is Mista saying, “You think I really want to touch you?” He’s affirming that he’s not really interested in her that way by asking that rhetoric question. It could also be him just acting defensive, but Mista is a straightforward kind of guy, he says what is his on his mind and doesn’t think too hard about situations…in fact that is a huge aspect of his personality. Which is why when he said that, I believe he was being honest towards the way he felt about her in that point in the narrative.

Also when Trish runs to Giorno, who is in Narancia’s body, Mista says “Now you really want to die huh” and I busted out laughing. If that isn’t some kind of weird overprotective comment (implying he means: don’t you dare touch my giorno) I don’t know what is. I highly doubt that Mista is saying Giorno would harm her, because that is out of character for Giorno’s personality, he never hurts people, not even in a comical way, unless they are morally bad in his eyes. Both Trish and Mista know this about his personality. At that point Mista was getting sick of her criticisms, and when she runs to Giorno, that was the final straw for him haha.

But it’s not all bad between them! Once they get back to their original bodies, they have such a cute moment together omg. I loved these scenes, poor Mista was feeling self conscious about his body odor, and Trish tells him that she misses it! Now from that line alone, I definitely can understand why people assumed they may have gotten together after the story ended. However, Trish says his fingers are still freaky..which is basically her reaffirming that she isn’t attracted to him in that way (remember, she said his fingers were dirty and hairy earlier). And Mista doesn’t take that to heart, hence the super cute moment they have when they laugh (reminds me of the weird things me and my friends do when we laugh off awkward situations as well).

In fact, Hato and Joshu, who are brother and sister in Jojo part 8 (jojolion) have an exact same moment where they turn to each other and laugh, mimicking Mista and Trish’s pose in that final scene. (ugh I WISH I had that saved, it’s adorable).

(in the final cover pose, Trish turns away from the surviving members, while Giorno and Mista touch hands. The hand touching symbolizes their fates are tied together. Meanwhile, Trish’s pose follows the direction of Bruno’s extended leg, symbolizing she is going to listen to his advice for her: which is to restart her life after they defeat her father.)

Having looked through all of their interactions, I don’t think, by the end of Vento Aureo, that they were interested in each other romantically. However, I can see them becoming close friends. All we really know about Trish after the story is over, is that Bruno gives her his house to live in and wishes for her to go to school in that area. (imo Trish and Bruno have a much deeper meaningful connection with a potential romance, I can do a meta post on them if yall want that)

Also, in Purplehaze feedback (the novella about Fugo rejoining passione, which imo is canon because the jojo games think it is, the Japanese fans love it, and Araki gives it his seal of approval by adding his own illustrations on what the characters look like in the book) Trish is a popstar, that strays from passione. In a radio interview, she refers to them as “a group of friends” that she “owes a debt to.” Giorno then says the following to Fugo:

“In Venice, you said we didn’t even know what kind of music she liked. Now you do.”

He raised the glass to his lips, took a sip, and put it back on the table.

“We didn’t help her with this, you know. We don’t do that any more. She got the recording contract on her own merits.”

And with that, he moves on to talk about Fugo’s betrayal. If Trish were still very close to them, Giorno would have mentioned it right away, because he was trying to make Fugo feel guilty for abandoning them. However, it seems like she isn’t and to me, that is OKAY. Though Trish proved herself by fighting with the crew, at the end of the day, she isn’t a gangster, so why would she stay close to them? I’m sure she contacts them and maybe visits them from time to time, but passione is still a violent organization, despite Giorno’s good intentions. They are mobsters that violently pursue underground drug trafficking and dangerous stand users. For a popstar, that is not good publicity.

Now I’m not saying you can’t ship those two, please ship away! I love seeing fanarts of them, but in terms of canon, based on what we have so far, I highly doubt they get together romantically. 

If you guys want to see me do more meta posts on jojo characters/relationships, I’ll do it, give me some suggestions!

All of us were at a cabin for Smosh Winter Games! Wes and I have been married for a year now and we want to add onto our family. We’ve tried several times and nothing has worked. That was until one day. I woke up feeling super sick. I threw up my guts and I was just tired. I went to bed early last night as well. This is weird. My stomach is also very sensitive right now. Sarah pulled me to the side and talked to me. “Hey, I think you should get a pregnancy test.” “What why?” “Why do you think?! You’re having all the symptoms of a pregnancy!” I think for a minute and I gasp. “Oh my god. I am.” She smiles and nods. “Okay, I’m going to get you a pregnancy test and if it’s positive, you’re going to the doctor!” I squeal happily and she goes to get me the test. “Oh. My. God. It’s positive! Sarah!” I yell. “What? Is it positive?!” She says as she rushes into the bathroom. I nod as my eyes fill with tears. She squeals and calls a doctor. “They squeezed you in. You’re going to get an ultrasound!” I cry tears of joy. This is actually happening. I’m having Wes’s baby. On the way home from the doctor, I think of a cute way to tell everyone including Wes. “Sarah, stop at a bakery.” “Why? Cravings?” “No. I thought of a cute way to tell everyone.” She smiled widely and stops. I get 2 dozen donuts and I tape the ultrasound picture to it and write the words, “Eat up everyone. My mommy can’t be the only one with a belly!” Sarah laughs. “That’s great!” We walk in and gather everyone into the living area. “Okay guys! Sit!” Everyone does and I smile. “Alright. Read.” I open the box and all the girls squeal and the boys mouths drop. Wes stands up, crying. “No way. Are you serious?” I set the box down and nod. He smiled and scoops me into a huge hug. He laughs and kisses me passionately. Everyone claps and some are crying as well. Wes places his large hands on my stomach and he whispers, “Hey, baby. It’s me. Your daddy. I’m going to try to be the best daddy okay? I promise.”

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Jughead & Reader: Wrath of The Blossoms

Summary: As Cheryl and Jason’s little sister, you have to put up with a lot of drama. Thankfully Jughead realized you were nothing like your siblings so the two of you struck up a romantic relationship. You kept your relationship quiet but soon after the secret got out.


Length: 2,177

Listen to: Mess Around - Cage the Elephant

You’re a very private person. You don’t like everyone to know your business and you don’t like it when people anticipate what you’re going to do next. You lead a life very different from your siblings Jason and Cheryl. Well, you led a life different from Jason.

It’s been a few weeks since Jason’s body was found at Sweetwater River. You didn’t know about Cheryl and Jason’s secret plan to fake his own death so you were just as surprised as your parents. Feeling betrayed that your sister would keep something from you about your own brother, you sort of distanced yourself as much as you could from Cheryl. The only time the two of you spoke was at dinner when your parents forced polite conversation.

When you weren’t at home, wishing you could have your brother back, you were out with your boyfriend, Jughead Jones. The two of you started dating during the summer, before everything happened. The two of you were different yet the same. You had the same interests but very different backgrounds. You came from a family of wealth that held a certain weight on the town, while Jughead came from a very broken home. But your differences brought you together.

After everything with Jason, you wanted to keep your life private. That meant keeping your relationship with Jughead a secret. The two of you talked at school and hung out during lunch or gym but that was it. You didn’t kiss, you didn’t hold hands, you didn’t hug. If the people at Riverdale High knew that you were in a relationship with the school’s Boo Radley, you’d never hear the end of it. You’re already holding on by a thread with all of the drama and rumours going on about you and your family.

One of the plus sides about dating Jughead was that you were a year apart. He was a sophomore and you were a freshman. That meant you didn’t have the same classes as him, minus gym. So that eliminated almost all of the temptation the two of you might feel at school.

If people found out the two of you were together, you’d never hear the end of it. They’d wonder why a loner like Jughead would like a Blossom and they’d ask why a Blossom would ever stoop to the level of a Jones. You didn’t want to hear it. Neither did Jughead. The two of you liked each other and that was that.

“What are you thinking about?” Jughead asked as he stroked your hair.

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This is based off a session of headcannoning (That’s not a word, but it should be) with @nayavelazquez. It’s ridiculous and not that well written tbh, but I hope you like it, love. I know I promised this to you months ago and look! I finally wrote it! Again I wish you a very happy birthday <3
This is basically just Solangelo fighting over Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics because nobody can convince me they do not have midnight dance parties and Bohemian rhapsody is the best song to do that to so. Enjoy!

Anyway the wind blows

No, William.’

Yes, Nico.’

‘You weren’t even alive when that song was popular!’

‘As if you were listening to music then?’

‘It was a casino. There was a radio. They played music, thank you very much.’

Will Solace and Nico di Angelo’s voices were filling the quiet that normally engulfed Camp Half-Blood at night. They were probably the only ones awake and had been for a while. At three in the morning, everyone was in bed and if it was known that Will Solace was in the Habes cabin at this hour, it probably wouldn’t end well. Not only did the rule that no two campers of opposite gender were allowed to be alone change so that Nico and Will weren’t allowed either, (Not that that rule was taken seriously; it was probably the one rule that got broken the most.) more important was the fact that it was at night. Two teenage, hormonal boys alone with their boyfriend at night? Some shocking, inappropriate things were bound to happen!

Well… a lot of things did happen, but maybe not necessarily what you’d expect. The two boys had been engaged in an intense lip-sync battle, that quickly escalated to them simply singing at the top of their lungs and dancing around the cabin; the one dance move more ridiculous than the previous one.

Will had an old mp-3 that didn’t give off any signals to monsters and he had every single popular song on it. From All you need is love to Baby to I can’t help falling in love to High School Musical to Money, Money, Money to Bohemian Rhapsody. Nico, surprisingly, or not so surprisingly, knew most of the older ones. Will saw it as his personal duty to educate Nico on modern pop culture and he took that very seriously.

At the moment the music was drowned out by their arguing, though. When Bohemian Rhapsody had come on, everything had gone downhill.

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Bachelorette Day

Title: Bachelorette Day

 Prompt: @agthoven  Modern AU.  Getting married to Thorin, but during your bachelorette party, some familiar faces make an appearance.  

 Summary: You had one rule for your Bachelorette Party…no strippers.  But your maid of honor didn’t listen…she should have.  

 Warnings: Language.  Yelling. Sexual Innuendo.  Sexual Themes.  Stripping.

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Originally posted by tinysofia

I couldn’t believe that in two weeks I would be getting married to the love of my life, Thorin Durin.  We had met at the store a few years ago, there was some flirting, a horrible first date, but an amazing second one…now here we were.  

What was even more amazing was my maid of honor was able to fly in for this weekend!  I told her she didn’t have to, but she said there was no way in hell she was missing my bachelorette party.  She insisted, even though she lived eight hours away, that she would pan everything.

It had been interesting, she had so many things planned, turning it from a bachelorette party to a bachelorette day.  There was some fun things during the day, lunch and games, a paint balloon fight, movies, and it was now winding down, leaving just me and the wedding party at a friend’s house.  

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(mostly about the first zone, and some early things you see once you get the explore the whole world) (spoilers, probably, read it only if you have completed at least the first zone (part 1) AND you fixed your tablet (part 2))

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anonymous asked:

Ray spending lots of time with Team Flash and cue jealous!TeamLegends (like Cisco/Ray is my favorite interteam thing ever)

honestly the thing is that ray is a very useful and smart person and if cisco wanted an extra set of eyes on what he’s making, ray is his best person to contact, and i’m kind of like, why don’t they interact more but i’m also like U KNOW WHY

so like ray would absolutely take a day to go help cisco, and this is one of those things where like, you’d think sara is the one who would be like um hello ray is on OUR TEAM we can’t just SWAP like that, especially because we’re the BEST TEAM! but it’s actually nate, who is drowning in jealousy, and is like, excuse me1!!! and at first everyone is like, nate you soft jealous meatball, but i think nate is actually secretly clever enough to turn this into a competition and everyone on this fucking disaster spaceship is a competitive nightmare

and like just them crashing the fucking ship into star labs like OH SO YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN GET RAY TO BUILD YOU ALL ATOM SUITS SO YOU’LL BE A BETTER TEAM THAN US??? IS THAT IT????

and cisco is like, i literally just needed his help checking the wiring in the building holy shit


anyway this quickly dissolves into a series of competitions, and the winning team gets to Keep Ray, and barry is like wait but ray was never even- he’s not a member of our team
sara: oh wow sounds like someone’s a CHICKEN
barry: say that to my GODDAMN FACE

they do red rover but it’s just everyone getting clotheslined fucking repeatedly

they do the challenge thats just PAIN and team flash is like WE’RE NOT DOING THAT meanwhile sara has already got the dart in her hand staring everyone dead in the fucking eye and they’re still like WE’RE NOT DOING THAT

they attempt to do a three-legged race and len just shoots out barry’s kneecap bc it’ll heal in a few hours and all of team legends is like HE’S FINE HE’S SUCH A BABY and barry is rolling around on the ground like OH MY GOD THIS HURTS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT and also, jax and amaya still do the three-legged race part while barry rolls around on the field and everyone yells at each other
jax: this is getting stupid you want to three legged walk to starbucks
amaya: idk what that is but sure

PAIN: part 2 which is just mick doing stuff to his arms like huh. those nerve endings really are fuckin fried while team flash is like STOP. STOOOOP.

i think at the end of all of this they just grab ray by the arm and drag him back onto the ship and team flash is like, THIS WASN’T EVEN A COMPETITION THIS WAS JUST YOU TERRORIZING US

sara: haha and don’t you fucking forget it nerds, LATES

cisco, who i assume has just been like watching this happen the whole day is like and you know, the wiring still isn’t fucking fixed

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(Teamiplier x lilsister!reader)

Originally posted by dogiplier

 Request: can you do a teamiplier x reader? basically one where she’s helping trying to do something and everyone is like ‘for the love of god pls be careful’ and the reader thinks they’ll be fine but they end up hurting themselves and breaks there arm and ends up flipping out and crying and everyone is trying to keep her calm but it’s not working so they go to the hospital and like a couple hours later there laughing about what happen to make them feel better bc they feel bad? I hope this is okay 😅😅 

A/N: I made it a slight lil sis and teamiplier x reader hope it’s okay Thank you for requesting noonie. ❤️💕 

You slowly place your foot against the sturdy oak as you tried to climb higher and higher. You held the camera in one hand while holding the tree branch in the other, holding yourself up. No one had noticed what you were doing yet, as they tried to figure out how to get the shot they needed. “(N/N)?” Mark yelled looking around for you. “Up here!” You yelled waving as you sat on a tree branch legs wrapped around the base holding up the camera in one hand and waving at Mark with the other. “Oh my god, (Y/N) why are you up there?!” He yelled with a concerned face. “We need the shot!” You persisted. He sighed “fine, but please be careful.” “I’ll be fine, don’t worry I’m not fat like you Mark.” You joked and checked if the shot was good. Everyone laughed at that as they got into positions. When you got a couple of takes and shots that seemed to work it was time to move on. “Ok (Y/N) you can get off now come on, just please be careful,” Ethan told you as you handed him the camera. “I’ll be fine, I got this.” You said and began to stand up from the branch you sat on. Hugging the base of the tree you positioned your feet and leaned your weight against the branch. You didn’t hear the low creak the branch made or how it dipped from the amount of pressure put on it. Then it was sudden, a loud crack rang through your ears as you feel from the highest point of the tree. It was quick and you landed awkwardly. You almost didn’t feel the awful pain in your arm as your heart pumped from the adrenaline. As you tried to move pain shot in pricks and shots. Your scream from the fall had caught everyone’s attention, Mark was the first to sprint to you. You began crying the pain being too much. “Are you okay (Y/N)?!” Mark asked trying to look over you hunched frame. You didn’t answer the pain was too much. “What hurts (N/N)?” Mark asked in a concerned voice, you pointed to your arm and bit your lip. Everyone had crowded around you concerned “guys give her room!” Mark yelled in a panicked voice. They did and merely looked on. “It’s okay baby,” Mark told you as he tried to move you. You whimpered as you moved and sat up. Amy pushed your hair back from your face as Mark looked at your arm. There were scratches along your legs and your arm was bent at a weird angle down. “Tyler get the car, we have to take her to the hospital,” Mark stated and Tyler ran off quickly. Amy and Kathryn began getting everything together to put away while Ethan helped Mark pick you up. You whimpered and sobbed at every slight movement of your arm. “It’s okay bug, you’re going to be okay.” He soothed you as he laid you down in the car.

When you got the hospital it was a long wait, you rested your head against Marks’ shoulder and tried not to move your arm.

When the doctor finally told you what you already knew. It was a relief to finally get it fixed. You came out of the hospital in a bright blue cast. The car ride back was all laughs as Mark made fun of the fall you had. “No I’m serious, that was the quickest fall I’ve ever seen.” He joked as he looked at you with a smile. “Oh shut up.” You said rolling your eyes. “You said you weren’t fat like me.” He teased jokingly. “Guess I was wrong, at least I look thin.” You joked. He laughed “I’m glad you’re okay.” He said, “Yeah I know you were so scared you looked like I was about to die.” You teased him he rolled his eyes “you acted like it.” He lightly pushed you. “The crew okay? ” you asked, “yeah they went home and edited what we got.” He said. Mark had taken you to the hospital while everyone took the equipment home. Mark keeping them updated.

When you pulled into the office everyone hugged you and made sure you were fine. The night was fun you all laughed at the video and had a basically story time for the blooper reel. Mark kept you close and turned on big brother mode. It was so easy to guilt trip him into giving you anything you wanted. And the team teased him relentlessly for it.

Arranged Marriage: Sehun Edition. Part 8.

PART 1 |PART 2 | PART 3 | PART 4 | PART 5 | PART 6 | PART 7 


Word Count: 3360

Originally posted by drawien

When I opened my eyes all I saw was pitch black darkness. A sensible thing would be to move, but I definitely didn’t feel like it. I liked lying down, when no one disturbed. And something fluffy under my back (which I hoped was my silky bed) was too comfortable to leave. Where the hell was I?

After a few minutes of lying in silence, I realized that my eyes had been closed all along. How stupid of me. I should have opened them. In fact I didn’t even know if the sun had risen. Or if it had set down at all. This feeling flowing around in my body was another level of not caring and it felt good. It felt too good to ever care again.

Suddenly I felt something grab my arms with force and yank me away from the ground. A strange sensation of dizziness overwhelmed me as even the darkness around me started to spin.

“Are you kidding me?!” a familiar voice yelled. “Open your eyes, damn it!”

I tried to do as told. But it was still hard to leave all that comfort behind.

“Did you get drunk again?!” a voice continued to shout in my ears. “It’s been more than a week and you’re like this again! What if I hadn’t found you?!” at that I finally opened my eyes.

A few colors suddenly came into vision as I looked around. The fluffy bed sheets turned out to be green grass. I could tell it was green, because the sun had already started to paint the sky with several shades of blue. I shivered. Was it always this cold at dawn?

I looked around again, this time also seeing a lot of trees. Tall and short and bushy. The only color different in the scenery was a bright red set of swings. I was in a park. ‘Not my park’ I thought.

I looked up, this time realizing that the sky above me was not the sky of my home. I was still away. And right there, I was sure I didn’t know if I had a home at all.

I shivered.

My body was starting to come out of numbness. With a sigh, I realized that the hand that had grabbed my arm, was still holding it. Slowly, I followed my gaze, until the face of its owner came into view.

His face held many emotions. Anger, disappointment, maybe a little bit of disgust, some more pity and definitely a lot of relief. I looked at my husband’s face never once leaving it.

He had found me.

Sehun was here.     

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Super Mom

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12

A/N: Part 12… Only one part left, it’s going to be an epilogue type of thing. I’m kind of sad to be honest. Super Mom has easily been the most successful series I have ever written, almost every part has at least 100 notes. And so far there have been eleven parts. (To be fair my other “series” are 2-5 parts long but still!) I’m going to miss this series…. I’ve actually thought about writing a full length fan fiction about this with an original character and everything. That’s not going to happen any time soon but it COULD happen. But yeah, I have a few things to say about the epilogue I’ll just leave that until after the end of this part so if you want, you can check them out. Thank you, if you do. But hey, go ahead and read about the wedding.

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Words: 7,104

Warning(s):LONG! That’s it. This part is really long. Also, you may cry.

Special thanks to the comments that I already mentioned in the previous part. I used most of your ideas, maybe not all of them. I just loved the comments so much and they were so amazing I had to use them as an inspiration. THANK YOU! You’re awesome.

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Iron Man All The Way!

Avengers Cast [Including Aaron Taylor Johnson] x Teenage! Best Friend! Reader

Genre: Humor, Friendship

Rating: Everyone

Warnings: None


Author: Chris-Evans-Imagines


Key: (y/n) - your name (y/l/n) - your last name (Y/a) - your age  

(F/c) - Favorite color (2/f/n) - second fave color (e/c) - eye color  

(H/c) - Hair color (h/l) hair length (s/c) - skin color


-Reader POV-

Christmas time with the cast of The Avengers was always so fun. Everyone, if they could make it, would hang out at Chris Evans house so I could just walk across the street to visit them all. This Christmas, Chris had Jeremy, Robert, Mark, Hemmy, Aaron, and Scarlett over at his house. I was bummed when I heard that Elizabeth couldn’t make it. I was currently over at Chris’s house, on the couch, just waking up. The sun was shining on my face and I winced as I opened my (e/c) orbs, my eyelids still drooping with sleep. I stretched and looked around me slowly, taking in my surroundings.


I called out in a confused manner. He poked his head out from around the corner leading to the kitchen and replied with a smile.

“Morning, sunshine. I was about to walk in here to see if you were dead or alive.”

“What time is it, dorkface?”

He looked at his watch and said.

“11:26am. Everyone’s at the kitchen table wait-”

“-sorry to cut you off…but how did I get here?”

I sat up slowly, stretching and winced when my elbows cracked noisily. Chris made an ‘ew’ face and replied.

“You came over last night after a fight with your brother. Then you crashed right in Jeremy and Hemsworth’s lap while we were watching Christmas movies.”

I nodded then yawned, getting up and walking beside him to the kitchen. Jeremy was to first to look up and he said.

“Oh my god, she’s alive.”

Everyone immediately looked up and said their good mornings. I replied.

“It is not a good morning until I have my coffee.”

Aaron handed me a cup and I grinned, nodding once towards him and sitting down at the island across from Robert. He smiled.

“Know what today is, sparky?”

“No I do not, iron baby. What’s up?”

Hemmy said, smirking.

“The sky.”

“Ooooo how’s the weather up there? I heard they get a lot of rain there.”

Everyone chuckled and he said.

“Well, considerably. The humid air and the pressures are high though.”

“Is that why your brain is so dysfunctional?”

Aaron, CE, and Jeremy started laughing while Hemmy just pursed his lip, smiling a bit. I grinned and turned back to a face palming Downey as he said.

“Anyways, it’s Christmas eve. Tomorrow is Christmas.”

I choked on my coffee and yelled, screeching my seat back.

“What!? Seriously?!”

I ran to the window, seeing snow.

“Oh my god, it’s December? Dude, was I asleep for 70 years?! What year is this?”

Everyone started laughing at me and I shook my head, Aaron replying.

“It’s 2014, December 24.”

“I know that, I was being sarcastic! Dude, I love Christmas!”

CE grinned and asked, pushing my chair back in when I sat in it.

“Remember when we made snow cones with the snow?”

“Then shoved them in your face?”

He sucked in a breath then shook his head.

“Yeah, that moment. I still think I got freezer burn because of that.”

“Waaaah, wah, wah. You’ll live, Captain.”

He rolled his eyes and I added.

“You should be used to it anyways. Weren’t you frozen for 70 years?”

Robert grinned and I looked at him, giving him a look that said 'I know you wanna say something so I dare you to say what you want to say.’ Robert grinned then replied.

“I wonder if Capsicle turns into Chrissicle when we’re not on set.”

CE glared at Robert and I whispered to Jeremy.

“This is where it actually happens.”

Jeremy whispered back.


“The sexual tension between Rogers and Stark.”

Jeremy busted out laughing and I grinned.

“Hello, (y/n)-”

“-holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph!”

I jumped and grabbed my pounding heart. Scarlett laughed and I glared at her.

“Seriously? Have you no heart?! You could have put me in cardiac arrest you butthole!”

I chuckled nervously as Robert rolled his eyes, CE and Aaron grinning, Hemmy shaking his head, and Mark and Jeremy face palming. Robert mumbled.

“You are so dramatic.”

“I could be an actress!”

I did a funky pose and everyone grinned. A knocking came on the door and I turned. CE jumped up.

“Be right back.”

I yelled to him.

“If it’s the cops, remember: I didn’t do it and we don’t speak English!”

Aaron grinned and I hid behind the island.

“(Y/N)! You mother is here!”

“Aw crap.”

I jumped up and replied with a nervous laugh, leaning against the doorway.

“Hey, momma! What is up? You look so pretty today!”

“You are not in trouble, (y/n).”

I let out a sigh of relief and replied, wiping my forehead.

“Phew! Thought I was going to get my ear ripped off. What’s going on, mom?”

She smiled, her brown eyes glowing a bit and said, tugging an annoyed 17-year-old blonde boy with her.

“I, your father and brother are going to the city for a bit to visit your Aunt Darcy. I know you don’t like her so I’m leaving you in Chris’s care-”

“Hey, Mrs. (Y/L/N)!”

Everyone yelled to her. She smiled and replied, waving.

“Hello boys and girl! Anyways-”

She grabbed Chris’s ear sharply and tugged him down to her height, glaring hotly into his blue eyes.

“If my daughter is hurt in any way shape and form, Evans, I promise you this: I will rip every blonde hair off your head and squeeze your ears off.”

He replied, gasping a bit.

“Y-Yes, Ma'am!”

She let go, brushing dust off her green dress and said, smiling again.

“Be careful, sweetheart.”

I was too terrified to say anything back. I waved my fingers and backed away slowly. She closed the door, glaring at Chris one more time and left. I looked at him rubbing his ear and he whispered.

“Your mother scares me.”

“Why do you think I hang out here most of the time?”

He laughed sheepishly and mumbled.

“That must explain the running over here every day at 4 pm.”

“That’s exactly why, CE.”

As we walked back into the kitchen, everyone was wide eyed and mid drinking-mid flipping a page of the newspaper, or hiding behind the island (Jeremy, looking at you, friend.) I flicked Jeremy’s eyebrow and said, grinning a bit.

“Guess y'all know to never make me mad now? Might Hulk out on you if I do.”

Mark sighed and Robert grinned.

“You’d make a pretty Christmas tree, sparky.”

We all started laughing until I said with an annoyed expression.


CE snorted and said in an authority “Steve.” voice.

“Tony, no.”

Robert whipped around and replied.

“Tony yes.”

I cut in, saying.

“Don’t you remember what happened last time you said 'Tony, yes’? You created a robot that destroyed the city and killed Pietro.”

I slowly hugged Aaron, petting his hair softly.

“Poor, poor, Pietro.”

Robert replied without missing a beat.

“Ha, we still saved the world.”

I blinked a few times then stuck up both my middle fingers.

“Hey, CE?”

He looked at me with a questioning gaze.


“Where’s the shield?”

He immediately narrowed his eyes in suspicion, drawing out the 'y’ in why.

“Uh, why?”

“I need it.”


“Because I’m about to show a certain Downey that the power of Captain America compels him!”

I whacked Downey with a rolled up magazine lightly and he flinched, grinning.

“Watch the hair, sweetheart! I just got it done.”

“Blah, blah, blah. All I hear. Blah blah, i'maweirdo blah.”

Everyone chuckled and he rolled his eyes. Scarlett asked.

“You guys are such 5 year olds. (Y/N), have any favorite Christmas songs?”

I immediately grinned, everyone looking at each other when I replied.

“Hell to the yes.”

CE mumbled with Hemmy.

“Oh my god, she’s gonna do it.”

Scar asked, smiling a little.

“What is it?”

I said, hugging Robert with one arm.

“My version to Jingle Bells. It’s called 'Iron man all the way!’”

Robert dropped his magazine, put his hands in the air and said.

“I knew she liked me more. You all can shut your mouths because your arguments are invalid. I told. You. So.”

Jeremy literally face palmed and asked.

“Why? Just…why?”

I said, grinning.

“When you hear it, you’ll understand.”

Aaron and Hemmy wolf-called, clapping a bit.

“Let’s hear it, rock star!”

I grinned and cleared my throat. I giggled a bit and sat up a bit, clenching my fists a bit. Then, I sang my song.

(I actually wrote this by the way :D)

“Dashing through the tower

And in the helicarriers

The yells are getting louder

Shut up, Stevie Rogers!

Let Tony do his thing

Natasha is getting mad

Bruce refuses to sing

Thor is more than glad


Jingle Bells

Captain America smells

Hawkeye laid an egg

Pietro Dies

Wanda cries

Iron Man all the way!

Nick hates it when I sing

Loki still hates everyone

Tony Stark did a thing

Clint, help me have some fun!


Jingle Bells

Loki smells

Thor hit Banner in the head

Bruce hulked out

Let out a shout



Everyone yelled at the end, Mark laughing into his hands. Hemmy jumped and flinched, looking around and yelled.

“It wasn’t my fault!”

Chris threw his hands up in the air, saying.

“I knew it was a bad idea to let you be around him!”

Robert laughed and replied.

“Hulk already punched him once.”

Jeremy replied.

“I must tend to my eggs.”

He walked upstairs and Scarlett said, looking at me.

“When did you write this?”

“After I watched the movie.”

Aaron stated, crossing his arms.

“Of course, throw it out there that I died.”

I shrugged and Chris kept arguing with Hemmy.

“Why would you hit him in the head?”

“If the man of green wouldn’t stop talking about my brother, I wouldn’t have had to go to such lengths to quiet his mouth!”

“You could have killed us all!”

“I’m about to kill you both if you two keep acting like weirdo’s and drink your fucking coffee, dammit!”

I said, slamming my palms into the island. Both men jerked to the wall, Chris putting his hands over his head while saying.

“Holy shit! I am sorry mom! I’ll drink my coffee and eat my broccoli!”

I snorted and laughed into my hands, turning away and said.

“Oh my god.”

Robert said, shaking his head.

“Jesus, Dorito. You are such a sissy.”

Chris acted as if he was crying and replied.

“You take that back!”

“How about no?”

I laughed as Jeremy came down from upstairs, quirking an eyebrow up as he spied me, Aaron, Scarlett, Hemmy, and Mark laugh at Chris and Robert’s arguing about whatever they could think of. I piped in.

“Hey boys?”
They looked over with questioning looks and Jeremy stated with arms crossed.

“Can you take your lovers’ quarrel somewhere else? Jesus.”

Chris and Robert gave equal looks of horror and disgust and both yelled out.


“Fuckin disgusting!”

I whispered to Jeremy, watching as Chris gagged and Robert face palmed, shuddering.

“Is it just me or did they suddenly get really defensive?”

“No, I noticed it too.”

Aaron whispered to me.
“Do you think their secretly seeing each other?”

“Nah, Chris doesn’t seem like a secretive person.”

Chris looked up as he heard his name.
“What? What about me?”

Scarlett said quirking an eyebrow up while smirking.

“You two are awfully defensive about this.”

I piped in, walking to Chris and Robert and putting my arms around both their waists.

“Now guys, be nice to the two very confused men. I know-”

“Don’t you dare play savior, (Y/N)! You were the one who pointed out their protests!”

I replied, still holding the two.

“Yeah, but think about it. These two wouldn’t make it five minutes being gay for each other.”

Everyone laughed and I clapped, smiling.

“So? Who wants to go last minute Christmas shopping with me?”

Everyone raised his or her hand and I sighed.

“I can only take one. Ok, if you can guess my exact bra size, you can go.”

Jeremy rolled his eyes and Robert asked.

“Who would we answer that?”

“Exactly why you’re not going first. Different question for every trip.”

Scarlett asked.



She rolled her eyes and Chris said.

“This is a really weird question but it’s (bra size.)”

I froze and looked over at him.

“Dude, have you been stealing my bras because you answered that way too quickly.”

Chris pointed out.

“You practically live here and you have no idea how to work my washer and dryer.”

I nodded while mouthing an 'oh.’ Moreover, shook my head, grabbing Chris’s hoodie that I stole from him and said, grabbing his keys and running to the garage.

“I’m driving!”

“Absolutely not! Uh uh, give me the keys!”




Merry (Very Late) Christmas

oh my god why do some people think it’s okay to make fanart for the SOUL purpose of just trying to get a popular persons attention. and then bitch and whine bc they didn’t get noticed??

like,, good for u that u made fanart but holy shit you shouldn’t even make fanart if all you wanna do is crawl inside of the persons asshole lol

of course this isn’t everyone but why do some people do this oh my god i can’t?? fucking? ??  cant u wait like one day w/o yelling.

people are busy

they have lives

leave them alone unless u actually just wanna draw fanart for fun?? don’t pester the heck out of them, it’s nuts man.

I fuckin love you - Chris Hemsworth

May I have a Chris Hemsworth x reader where he refuses to admit he has feelings for her because of the age gap between them, but at the same time he can’t stay away from her, maybe some smut at the end?



You marched in firm and angry steps to your dressing room in the same second that the director shouted that would have a 15-minute break. At the time you were so angry that paid no attention to your force, closing the door with an almost violent beat and making people outside look at each other confused. This behavior had begun five months ago, more exactly when Chris Hemsworth was asked to be the older brother of your romantic couple… Which in the end, Chris would be your true romantic couple. It was an intriguing drama film, a family dispute to gain the power of the company and the hand of the maiden in marriage, with death and violence too, something pretty cliché to your eyes but at the same time inviting. And it would be even more perfect and dream being realized if your life had not turned upside down in such a sudden way.

“(Y / N), you can’t let him get into your system that way…” Josh Hutcherson, the younger brother, and your romantic partner in the film and your longtime friend, muttered as he walked into your dressing room without warning, already accustomed to doing such a thing “You know that’s just bad for you.”

“Joshua, don’t start.” you said between teeth, removing the long dress that you had used for the last scene and staying only in underwear, but soon felt the robe cover your back and you laughed weak “Sorry, you can now open eyes.”

“You have to stop doing this, please, I’m still a man… And Jennifer’s already enough acting crazy.” He smiled awkwardly, shaking his head and sitting on the small couch, crossing his arms thoughtfully “But back to the reason I’m here: he has said anything since that scene? ”

You have finished close your robe and sat in the chair opposite the sofa, getting sulky when you remembered what Josh was talking about exactly. After three months of recording, you had your first romantic scene with Hemsworth, the first intimate contact with the characters and the two of you… It was pretty intense. It was a scene after a new year party, where his character takes your character to the deserted beach at the Mansion background, there they discuss, exchange a warm kiss and then gets the clothes off to then enter into the water with only their underwear. You had to pretend to have sex in the night and in the icy water, everything was under control until you started to feel that the scenario was becoming too real. You never thought you could have such an effect on a man like Chris, but you had. And after that, he started acting strange to you, but at the same time, he didn’t get aways from you.

“Nothing, just things about the film.” you sank into the chair, throwing your head back and grunting irritably.

“I think we will resolve it soon enough.” Josh hummed, getting up and tapping on your knee to get your attention, you looked at him confused “You looked the script for today, right? Well, get ready, because we won’t only act out today. ”

You rose sharply, looking for the script of the day and listening to Josh laugh disappear after the door is closed. You squealed while reading and understanding what would happen today. Damn you, Joshua. Or should you say blessed? Anyway, he really deserved a kiss for trying to help you. If after this Chris continue with the idiot thought of “I will not assume what I feel because you are 10 years younger” you really would kick him and finally give up.

Returning to the set, you felt your hands shaking slightly, you were looking forward to the scene. It would be the first where you would have to take half of your clothes in front of several people, with enough lighting and camera… And it was better not to think about it. You just stood in the scene where Josh awaited you, he smiled and winked at you making you laugh, relaxing. You quickly began recording, Josh would appear to discover that your character was engaged and he would demand an explanation, he attempts to seduce you - with plenty of real kisses, thank you Josh - but Chris’s character appears on time. The two brothers fight, Josh’s character goes away and then Chris and you end up having angry sex on the couch, complete with spanking, loud moans, and groans. Of course, all false. But the kisses were more real than the ones you had changed with Josh, they were possessive kisses and Chris hands would leave marks on your skin, you just end up getting into character even more.

“What the hell was that?” Chris muttered, practically invading your dressing room and locking the door so that no one could get in the way.

“Huh?” You looked at him confused, closing the robe in a hurry to hide your clean lingerie “What happened?”

“You and Josh-” he began again, the harsh and angry voice, approaching with big steps to the couch where you were sitting.

“Listen, Hemsworth, you have no right to say anything” you interrupted, pointing your forefinger toward him and scowling “You’ve made it very clear that we will never have anything, so stop getting over me trying to control everything I do!”

You stared at him challenging an answer, you were at the same time angry and horny. You wanted so much hate that man, he was making you go crazy. But the answer did not come, Chris stared at you frowning and heavy breathing, you sighed defeated turning back to open the door and ignore him. But then you felt his hands on your hip and then his body was against yours, holding you against the wall. Oh shit.

“I’ll show you with who you’re talking.” He muttered husky in your ear.

Shoving his hands in your robe and holding your thighs tightly so you could wrap your legs around his hips. He then attacked your lips in a possessive and needy kiss, you corresponded with desire, holding his hair firmly with one hand and using the other to hold on his shoulder. You moaned between the kiss when you felt him grinding against you, making you wiggle in response. Oh, you needed him so much… But then something came to your mind as a cold water bath. You suddenly pushed him from you, standing with the help of the wall and taking a deep breath trying to compose yourself. Chris looked at you confused and when he tried to approach you raised a hand preventing him from getting close.

“I really want to fuck you, I really want to show you my kinks. But first, I demand to know what you want from me. Because you know very well my great interest in you. You know that I fuckin love you.” you said quickly, fixing your hair and then finally going to the door and opening the same “Come back when you have settled with your head that has a brain, and not with your other head.”

“(Y/N)… Don’t be like that…” He ran his hands through his hair in exasperation “Please.”

“I’ve made up my mind.”

“Alright, I’ll show you that I fucking love you and that I’ll not stay away.” Chris yelled for everyone to hear, getting out of your dressing room with long steps and still screaming, leaving you stunned at the door and drawing attention from everyone over the set. “I love this girl, damn it! Why is she driving me crazy? Someone call the press!  I will tell everyone that I’m in love! Someone record me saying I’m in love with (Y / N)!" 

“Oh my God, come back here, Chris!”

okok so Andrew Minyard is such a scifi nerd. We know he talks to Renee about zombie apocalypses but @im-not-dun-yet and i concluded that he is actually Obsessed™ with aliens. here we go pals

  • andrew has an eidetic memory, so he can take one look at a book of constellations and know them all
  • he and neil sit on the roof sometimes to just stargaze. it’s nice and peaceful. Andrew loves space so he tells neil about the stars and constellations and the myths they came from (andrew is actually a great storyteller if he wants to talk that much, must be why he’s so good with kids) im thinking of this song idk
  • so neil knows andrew really likes space and stuff. but he didn’t realize andrew’s obsession with aliens until a bit later
  • they’re on the roof and they see something in the sky with blinking lights. andrew says “neil. neil i think that’s a ufo” “andrew wtf thats not a ufo its probably like a plane or something” “no neil thats a ufo”
  • and then andrew stands up and starts waving his arms
  • “oh my god what are you doing” “trying to get their attention” “wtf why” “so they can abduct your ass and i can finally get rid of you”
  • idk im just imagining. at one point andrew actually meets an alien and they just stare at each other until the alien flatly says “no one will ever believe you” and fades out
  • andrew is speechless. he looks up, gives the sky the finger and yells “fuck you”
    • “andrew why aren’t you stargazing anymore?” “the stars can kiss my ass neil.”
  • for months afterward whenever anyone would mention space or aliens he’d just whisper “they’re dicks”. everyone is confused
  • he probably emails nasa asking “are all aliens dicks”
  • he eventually does stargaze again but whenever he sees blinking lights or something he just walks back inside even if neil is with him
  • okok you know how like a while back nasa wanted people to apply to live on mars?
  • welll since andrew already hates the world and he’s a space nerd its perfect for him
  • so he’s all ready to apply but… he.. he doesn’t meet the height requirements (poor guy)
  • he gets an email back from nasa and he fucking frames it because hes such a huge nerd
  • neil would walk into the room, see the screenshot in its framed glory, and walk out sighing
    • “andrew why is their a framed email from nasa in our living room??” “bc shut the fuck up neil”
  • also whenever andrew points out something odd happening, neil, bein a little shit, always makes some comment on aliens
    • “the fucking tv isn’t working” “must be the aliens”
    • “the toilet wont flush” “those damn aliens”
    • “my phone won’t turn on” “fuckin aliens man”
    • “neil get the cats off me” “can’t tell aliens what to do”
  • and possibly my favourite bit to this hc
  • andrew tries to hack into nasa
  • its 2am, its completely dark except for the cold blue glare from andrews laptop
  • neil wakes up to is smol boyfriend angrily typing away
  • “andrew what the fuck are you doing” “fuck off.”
  • “andrew its… 2am what could you possibly be doing on your laptop right now” “im hacking into nasa”
  • neil just. has this blank look on his face like “im tired of ur shit im going back to sleep i cant deal with this rn”
  • 2 hours later at 4am, neil just hears a faint
  • “im in”

i just. space kid andrew. please make this a thing i need more

Solkat au where sollux is a pretty infamous mmorpg player and one day little teeny n00b karkat rolls around all HEY ASSHOLE PVP ME and Sollux is like no fuck off so Karkat needles him until Sollux is like alriight you wanna play let'2 play and he just utterly wipes the floor with him and Karkat is all FUUUUUUUCK and logs out and Sollux thinks that’s the end of it until he gets a message from Karkat demanding another PVP and he’s like you know what why not at lea2t thii2 Guy ii2 funny

So it goes like that for months, with Sollux kicking Karkat’s ass all over the map and people actually start logging in to watch the fights and Karkat has actually gotten a lot stronger and some radical gear, but Sollux still kicks his ass, and they’ve sort of got a friendship going and Sollux secretly thinks that Karkat’s determination is cute until one day Karkat just sort of goes off the grid for a while

And Sollux freaks out that Karkat isn’t responding to any of his baiting and none of Karkat’s game friends have heard from him either, and now that The Great Sollux is involved they’re all pretty freaked out too because Karkat is not a quiet person you always know when he’s floating around the net

Finally after like a month of worrying and fretting, he tracks his IP address down and just fucking hacks his computer and webcam and nearly sags out of his chair in relief when he see’s him there, glaring at a huge ass text book and what appears to be notes with his fringe pulled up into a ridiculous little tail with a bow (his friend Jade did that and he just doesn’t care enough to take it out)

Then he gets angry and hacks his Skype and opens up a video call so he can yell at him and it scares the shit out of Karkat, who falls out of his chair and scuttles half way across the room as Sollux lays into him about disappearing for a month without telling anyone, and do you know how worriied everyone wa2?! oh my god how incon2iderate can you be!

Karkat is sitting there absolutely flabbergasted and finally he gets angry right back and starts spewing vitriol right back and wow it really is way more hilarious in person, why didn’t we video chat sooner he thinks while Karkat is screaming I HAD FINALS ASSHOLE HOLY SHIT DID YOU NOT READ THE MEMO I LEFT THE GUILD YOU FORCED ME TO JOIN?!

And Sollux has to take a moment to process this cause no, he did not read the memo, and apparently no body else did either everyone just sort of mutes him whenever they see him put up a Great Wall of Grey and OF FUCKING COURSE THEY DO NOBODY HAS ANY COMMON COURTESY ANYMORE IT COULD HAVE BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY AND YOU ASS MONKEYS ALL WOULD HAVE NOTICED AFTER I WAS DEAD AND IN THE GROUND THAT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED

Sollux is like really embarrassed now as Karkat lays into him and is finally like sorry I didn’t read the memo I’m glad you’re okay and the winds goes out of Karkat’s sails and they just sort of sit there awkwardly until Karkat asks how he got his info the only person in the game who has it is Kanaya and she knows better than to broadcast my shit and now Sollux has to awkwardly explain that he’s a whiz programmer for the company that made the mmo they play and also the reason that Karkat can never seem to beat Sollux in PVP no matter how much he levels and gets rad gear is because his character is hacked and HOW DARE YOU WE ARE PVPING RIGHT FUCKING NOW CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT ASSWIPE WE’RE DOING THIS FAIR AND SQUARE

And Sollux is like wow this idiot is adorable yeah sure I’ll humor you and he somehow STILL manages to wipe the floor with Karkat (he’s cheating again) and is treated to the most hilarious and adorable rage quit he has ever seen and yeah he is definitely keeping this one (thank god he’s legal or it would have been weird)