oh my god why is everyone yelling

Things I Wish They'd Say
  • Delirious: So. Evan.
  • Vanoss: Yes?
  • Delirious: Is there something going on between us?
  • Vanoss: Why are you asking?
  • Delirious: Everyone else seems to think there is, so I just figured I'd ask.
  • Vanoss: I mean . . . is there?
  • Delirious: That's what I'm asking you!
  • Vanoss: Hey! Don't yell at me or I'll come over there and MAKE something go on between us!
  • Delirious: . . . .
  • Vanoss: That wasn't meant to sound like that, oh my god.
  • Delirious: Suuuuure . . .
Fangirl

Originally posted by gifmethat

Dave Lizewski x Reader

Fangirl

Author: Morgan

Prompt: Could you please do a Dave Lizewski x reader where reader is saved by Kick-Ass only to fangirl about how amazing and brave he was to Dave at school. Dave smiles listening to reader go on and on. He decides to reveal himself later at readers house.

Note: Yaaaaaas! Some love for my curly-haired baby!!! (Hannah, I will convert you to Kick-Ass trash, I swear.)

Warnings: Gets a lil steamy, but nothing bad.

The lunch table was buzzing at school when Dave took a seat. The night before, he had saved your life as Kick-Ass, and you had told all of the friends in your shared friend group about it.

“What’s going on? Why’s everyone yelling?”

“Kick-Ass saved my life last night,” you explained. Marty and Todd shot Dave knowing looks and smug smirks. “Oh my God, he was so…so brave and amazing ohhhh, I’m fangirling again, aren’t I?”

“N-no! It’s totally fine!” Dave reassured you, pushing up his glasses and brushing a lock of curly brown hair out of his face. “Was he really that awesome?”

“He’s so much hotter in person,” you murmured. A small smile found its way to Dave’s face and his cheeks burned bright red. His crush had a huge crush on his superhero alter-ego. Not only had he gotten to save you and walk you home the night before, even earning a kiss on the cheek, now you were daydreaming about him. And God, he loved it.

“He’s just so…ugh,” you couldn’t put your thoughts into words. “Strong and tall and brave, but I don’t know if I’ll ever get to see him again.”

“Well, you know, you never know,” Dave shrugged. “He could totally just show up out of the blue.”

“God, I hope so,”

***

It was well after dark when there was a knock on your bedroom window. You looked up from your laptop and walked over hesitantly. A brightly-dressed green and yellow figure stood outside your window. Your heart just about jumped out of your chest.

“Kick-Ass? What are you doing here?” You asked, a huge smile on your face. You stepped out of the way and helped him through the window.

“Okay, so like, I saved you last night and…I just feel like I should be honest with you because I really like you.”

“You what?”

“I do, and I know you like me because you were talking about it at school and-”

“Wait. Back up a second. You go to my school?”

“Yeah. But yeah, I’ve liked you since last year and I just need to…I need to tell you who I am.”

“Okay, shoot.” You told him. Slowly, he reached up and pulled the cloth mask off of his face. Brown curls popped out like little springs and his blue eyes met yours, full of fear. “Dave?”

“Yeah…it’s me. I know we’ve been friends for like forever, but I really like you and I-” you cut him off with your lips. He grunted with pleasure, hands finding your hips easily. Your fingers immediately threaded through his thick curls, pulling softly. His hands traveled downwards, and you hopped up, letting him hold you up by the thighs for a while before you stopped. He set you on your feet gently.

“You…” he huffed, breathless. “Have no idea…how long I’ve been waiting to do that…”

“I think I have a pretty good idea…”

the signs as leslie knope quotes
  • aries: "he told me he liked me, and i'm gonna go make out with him right now. on his face."
  • taurus: "i need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is going to be okay."
  • gemini: "why would anybody ever eat anything but breakfast food?"
  • cancer: "i stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things."
  • leo: "i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself."
  • virgo: "cool people make the rules, they don't break the rules."
  • libra: "if you call everyone a butthead, it kind of loses its impact."
  • scorpio: "oh my god, i wonder who else was born in eagleton. voldemort, probably."
  • sagittarius: "what i hear when i'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me."
  • capricorn: "i just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as i usually sleep, so i'm a little disoriented."
  • aquarius: "no matter what i do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. i'm like a white male u.s. senator."
  • pisces: "i have three years worth of hugs to force upon you against your will."

Watching the homestuck fandom rise from it’s slumber to flood my entire dash with the exact same snapchats 5 times over in a row, occasionally with a different caption or two, is so god damn entertaining. Reading all of the commentary and reactions in the tags, seeing everyone collectively freaking the hell out, laughing at all the shitposts and jokes, im so happy its back. I’m so happy i get to be a part of this ridiculous, silly and convoluted mess with everyone else. I just keep refreshing the page over and over again with a big dumb smile on my face. 

I love this fandom so much.

Apartment AU’s
  • “Hey I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up this early but there was a big-ass spider in the hallway and I didn’t mean to scream so loud oh my god”
  • “Um I really don’t want to be a bother but I think a small animal has died in my apartment and I really need a place to stay for the night”
  • “The landlord just yelled at me really loud and I don’t know if I can pay my rent and please go away I don’t want you to see me start crying”
  • “The fire alarm just randomly went off at midnight and everyone went into the hall but you only sleep in your underwear and holy crap why are you so hot”
  • “Why the fuck are you buying a piano and how do you expect it to fit through the door”
  • “Oh my god I’m so sorry I accidentally just ran your laundry instead of mine and all of your pants shrunk”
  • “I just kinda got dumped and I have a wedding to attend but now I don’t have a date, and you’re the first person I thought of, soooo do you have plans tonight”
  • “I have a lightbulb that needs to be changed but I’m about five feet tall so I can’t really reach it, can you please help me”
  • “I’m in art school and I desperately need a nude model, but all of my friends turned me down and I’ll literally pay you everything I have”
  • “You just needed some help moving boxes but now I am kinda locked in your closet please help”
How the signs react to a fire alarm

Aries: oooooohhhh shit here we go again

Taurus: ok everyone lets go ou- no no nO YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET OR WE’RE GONNA GET YELLED AT

Gemini: is the one making the noise

Cancer: quietly gets behind someone to walk out of the room

Leo: hey at least we get to miss five minutes of class

Virgo: oh my god why wont anyone shut the fuck up are you all children

Libra: this is it. this is the day i die. the school is burning down but i lived a good life

Scorpio: probably pulled the alarm in the first place

Sagittarius: shIT I LEFT MY PHONE IN THE CLASSROOM IF THE SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY ON FIRE I L O S E E V E R Y T H I N G

Capricorn: was in the bathroom and had to join the nearest class, therefore isn’t talking to anyone around them

Aquarius: totally got out of a presentation

Pisces: im cold can i borrow someones sweatshirt

bsd episodes summarized

Episode 1- Dazai: yer a tiger, atsushi

Episode 2- Dazai: I guess you could say atsushi’s skills are really… the bomb? Kunikida: shut the fuck up. 

Episode 3- Everyone: don’t mess with akutagawa- he’s dangerous!  Dazai: *muttering under his breath* dangerously terrible at everything

Episode 4- Atsushi: OH MY GOD THE AGENCY IS IN DANGER BECAUSE OF ME I HAVE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY WHY DO I BRING PAIN AND MISERY WHEREVER I GO??? Kunikida: *yelling at his subordinates as he tosses mafia goons at the window* JUST PUT ALL THESE BODIES IN THE PILE WITH THE REST OF ‘EM

Episode 5- Rampo: i’ll just use my maGICAL POWERS OF ULTRA DEDUCTION TO SOLVE THIS CASE WOOOO MAGIC SOOOUNDS Dazai: YOU GO RAMPO, WORK THAT ABILITY! *whispers to atsushi* he doesnt actually have any powers, but he likes to play pretend and we all just go along with it. this whole “ultra-deduction” thing is a lot better than the time he thought his ability was “ultra-jumping off of large buildings and landing unscathed” 

Episode 6- Dazai: OOOOH THE AFTERLIFE IS SO PREEEETYY Kunikida: Focus, dazai! people are being harvested for their organs, this is serious shit here! Dazai: SHROoooOMIN ANdD ZOOOOMIN MOTHER FUKCERZ 

Episode 7- Kunikida: YOU CANT KEEP SASAKI IN YOUR APARTMENT DAZAI!!! YOUR WRETCHED DEN OF SIN IS NO PLACE FOR A LADY! Dazai: u jelly ;) lol don’t worry bro ill hook u up Kunikida: Dazai no Dazai: dazai yes. Hey sasaki, don’t you think Kunikida is… the ideal man? Kunikida: kill me now Dazai: welcome to my world, pal

Episode 8- Dr. Yosano: DEATH IS THE ONLY CURE Atsushi: ok but what if your patient just has, like, a mild fever or something? Dr. Yosano: DEATH Atsushi: or a headache? Dr. Yosano: DEATH Atsushi: … a hangnail? Dr. Yosano: D E E E E E E A A A A A T H

Episode 9- Atsushi: OH SHIT DID I ASK KYOUKA ON A DATE? I DID, DIDN’T I? OH FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE ILL HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME, ESCAPE THE COUNTRY- Kyouka: yeah sure beats being executed Atsushi: WAIT SHE SAID YES???? HOLY FUCK I NEVER COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS

Episode 10- Chuuya: fuck you Dazai: fuck you back Chuuya: fuck you harder Dazai: fuck you bETTER 

also Episode 10- Atsushi: what did I ever do to you, akutagawa??? Akutagawa: DAZAI AND I WERE PERFECTLY HAPPY BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG YOU SENPAI-STEALING HOME WRECKER Dazai: id tell you to go to hell, but id feel bad for satan. Akutagawa: *wraps arms around dazai and glares at atsushi* SEE??? HES MINE!!! Dazai: dont touch me u fucking trash

Episode 11 (part 1)- Higuchi: NOTICE ME SENPAI

Episode 11 (part 2): Kenji: we’ll solve this case- WITH SMILES!!! Atsushi: Yeah, seems legit! Kunikida: oh fuck… 

So I’m in Iceland right now and apparently a colloquialism for kicking someone’s ass is to ‘take them to the bakery' 

 And oh my god picture aph iceland getting in a fight with someone and trying to be all scary, but then he just yells “IM GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE BAKERY!”

 and there’s a pause before everyone just bursts out laughing, and Iceland doesn’t understand why because he’s being SCARY goddamnit

OH MY GOD I JAUT SAW A REALLY AWESOME LES MIS PLAY AT EDFRINGE!

It was done by high school students, and they sounded like they were from Broadway!

Also their Grantaire was the best, and here’s why:

1) Enjolras grabs his bottle on “don’t let the wine go to your brains” and he shrugged, grabbed another and took a swig in Enj’s face.

2) During the serious inspiring part (Red-the blood of angry men…) Grantaire was standing at Enj’s table/stand and making a mocking serious face

3) Enj yelled “TAKE TO THE STREETS” and everyone ran down the middle aisle, Grantaire proceeded to run back, grab some wine and then saunter after them

4) THE AMOUNT OF LONGING GLANCES THAT HAPPENED

5) OMG THE BARRICADE DEATH SCENE!! Enj stood up on the barricade with the red flag waving it and was shot dead, Grantaire was standing back and then he raised a shaking pistol (he hadn’t done any fighting up until then) and was shot just before he took the first shot.

Did I mention they did this with literally a bunch of wooded crates for a set in a literal tent? These people were AMAZING.

P. S. JAVERT WAS IN BARRICADE HEAVEN SINGING WITH EVERYONE!

So my friend just watched 10x16...

Me: *happens to be right outside – great timing, right?*
Me: *flings the door open dramatically* I KNOW, RIGHT??
Her: *jumps, cause an excited homo just barged in and yelled at her*
Me: NOW YOU KNOW WHY I WAS FREAKING OUT LAST NIGHT!!
Her: I know! I thought you might just be *pantomimes “shipper goggles”*
Her: But OH MY GOD!!
Her: THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO TAKE THAT!!