oh my god why are you so perfect

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Jim: GLOWING AF

Also Jim: Look at my husband tearing a strip out of this alien without giving a fuck. He just speaks his mind and his mind is BRILLIANT. SO CONFIDENT. SO CALM. Look at that sexy genius. He’s so honest and moral he is – OH GOD HE’S PERFECT HE’S BEAUTIFUL EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS I WANT TO BURST WITH LOVE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE HIM OH I DECLARE MY SOUL MY HEART –

Spock: While I appreciate the sentiment Jim your reverent gushing is overpowering my capacity for thought within my own mind.

Jim: Sorry, I’m sorry. It’s your fault though. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU SO HARD–

Spock: -_- An unfortunate shortcoming of my ancestors, not developing a muting technique for mind bonds. 

(I bet their mind bond is noisy AF and it is 9000% Jim’s fault)

I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER EPISODE 9. IT GETS REALLY BETTER EVERY FUCKING EPISODE.

- YURIO YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. MY HC IS THAT HE’S GENDER-FLUID, THO I AM ALSO GO WITH HIM BEING TRANS.

- SHIT FUCK IT’S OKAY YURI. DADDY VICTOR’S GONNA COME BACK SOON–

- OH MY GOD MY SMOL RUSSIAN SON’S PERFORMANCE IS SO PERFECT-

- DANGIT MICHELE AND YOUR SISTER-COMPLEX

- FUCKING SHIPBAITING ME WITH JEAN-JACQUES AND YURIO, LIKE I LOVE THOSE TWO. LIKE I SHIP THEM TO HELL. BUT MY FUCKING SHIP SAILED THEN SANK IN ONE DAY.

- BUT WHY DOES JJ ALWAYS RILE YURIO LIKE THAT- LIKE WTF YOU PLAYIN’ WITH US?

- SHIT THAT WAS GODDAMN PROPOSAL LIKE WTF. I HEAR WEDDING BELLS, BUT ALSO HEAR SEASON 2 WITH FULL OF ANGST AND SUFFERING AND IMMA TALK ABOUT A THEORY SOON .

- BITCH, I’M GLAD MAKKACHIN DID NOT MAKKACHOKE THAT MUCH AND MAKKADIED. 

- I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN UNCENSORSED KISS BUT I’M STILL SATISFIED, I LOVE VICTUURI SO MUCH.

- OKAY NOW, I WANT A BACKSTORY FOR CAPTAIN CANADA, COZ HE’S TOO PERFECT, LIKE WTF. I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, YOU HAVE A BEAUITFUL GF. AND I’M SAYING THIS WHILE I’M CRYING IN THE INSIDE COZ JURIO. I WILL STILL SHIP THEM THO, COZ YOU KNOW, I’M ALREADY IN THE POINT-OF-NO-RETURN.

- I NEED EPISODE 10 NOW PLIS. 

 *me on my death bed*

my only daughter: so mommy, all these years I’ve been wondering… why did you name me Hollstein Clexa Cophine Wayhaught Vauseman Bechloe Swanqueen Bubbline Korrasami Pricefield –

me: *dies before she finishes her name*

Popcorn

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Bucky x Reader


Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has invited Sam.

Bucky: I need your help!

Sam: Is Y/N okay? Were you two attacked? Was it Hydra? I’ll get Steve!

Bucky: No! Y/N’s fine. We’re fine. Kind of. I’m not fine.

Sam: … Bucky Barnes. Are you nervous about your first date with Y/N?

Bucky: YES EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT. WHAT DO I DO?!

Sam: First of all, calm down before I fly over there and steal your date.

Sam: What are you two doing?

Bucky: We’re watching a movie. Gods, Y/N looks so beautiful! Even while stuffing their face with popcorn.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: This is my area of expertise. Why didn’t you come to me?

Sam: Sit your metal ass down. He came to me because I’m clearly the best one for this.

Tony: Who’s deemed a playboy here? Oh right, me!

Sam: And who’s single here? Oh right, you!

Tony: Um

Sam: Wait

Sam: Shit

Sam: I am too

Bucky: Oh my god Y/N’s laughing at the movie and

Bucky: I’m sweating guys

Bucky: Who looks this cute

Bucky: WHO

Bucky: EVEN Y/N’S LAUGH IS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS

Bucky: I THINK I’M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS

Bucky: WHAT IF Y/N HEARS MY HEART

Bucky: it beats for Y/N…

Sam has added Steve, Clint.

Sam: ODIN’S BEARD, LOOK AT BUCKY

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: My fathers beard?

Tony: HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM LIKE THIS

Sam: I’M CRYING

Thor: Do you require a hug?

Tony: WHY’S HE SO SAPPY ALL OF A SUDDEN

Thor: He is now a tree?

Steve: Buck? Are you feeling okay? It’s only your first date with Y/N…

Clint: Imagine what he’ll be like on the second date…

Thor: Fear not, Barnes. We shall guide you on this joyous occasion!

Bucky: Thanks, Thor. I’m unfriending the rest of you. Jerks.

Steve: Even ME?!

Steve: bucky

Steve: I didn’t do anything

Steve: BUCKY

Steve: Rethink this

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Which one of you idiots upset Steve?

Steve: BUCKY WE’RE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?

Natasha: Really, Bucky!? You’re texting us while you’re with Y/N?

Sam: He needs our help.

Natasha: I can see that…

Tony: Drape an arm around Y/N.

Sam: Ask Y/N if they’d like more snacks.

Thor: If Y/N is cold, offer your cape!

Bucky: I can do that

Bucky: Sure

Bucky: Easy

Bucky: Simple

Bucky: I got this

Clint: Are you 6?

Clint: You’re not going to get “cooties” if you touch Y/N.

Bucky: HOW’D YOU KNOW I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT THAT

Clint: I know everything.

Thor: Everything?

Clint: Everything.

Tony: What kind of things?

Clint: Everything.

Steve: You got lucky on ONE guess.

Natasha: Remember the time we all went on that one mission where Clint had no idea what was going on?

Thor: Aye! He thought it was a simple rescue mission. Fool!

Steve: It’s hard to believe he survived it.

Tony: So much for knowing everything.

Clint: don’t out me like this

Bucky: So I put my arm around Y/N and Y/N leaned in and oh

Bucky: WAIT Y/N ALMOST SAW THE CHAT

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: And you managed to get a date with Y/N how? I’ve been trying for years!

Thor: Greetings, Wade!

Sam: Thor don’t engage him.

Wade: I know something about you.

Sam: What?

Wade: You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school.

Sam: No, I did not.

Wade: What’s the matter dawg? You embarrassed? 

Sam: No?

Wade: This guy’s an Avenger? His real name’s Clarence.

Sam has left the chat.

Wade: He’s shook.

Thor: Sam’s real name is Clarence?

Clint: Oh boy.

Bucky: HELLO REMEMBER ME YES ME

Tony: Just watch the movie! I don’t see how you can mess it up.

Wade: Oh you can mess it up.

Wade: You’d be surprised at the number of ways to ruin that.

Natasha: Talking from experience?

Wade: No, I’m perfect.

Thor: Of course you are, Wade!

Wade: I love you.

Thor: That is nice…

Thor has left the chat.

Clint: REJECTION!

Wade: SHUT UP CLINTON!

Clint: YOU SHUT UP!

Steve: Kids, please. Now is not the time.

Bucky: What is wrong with you two?

Bucky: No wonder Y/N never went out with you, Wade.

Clint: REJECTIOOOOOON!

Wade: Clint.

Wade: I’m going to make you some hot chocolate. Tuck you in. Sing you a lullaby. Read you a story. Gently stroke your hair. AND THEN STRANGLE YOU!

Steve: TIME OUT YOU TWO!

Tony: Must be stressful being a superdad to so many superkids.

Steve: You’d never know since YOU DON’T HELP

Tony: I PAY FOR EVERYTHING!

Wade: Can you buy me a new Katana? I’m going to need a new one when I’m done with Clint. 

Tony: No.

Wade: Don’t you dare fucking say it, Clint.

Clint: REJECTIOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint has been disconnected.

Wade has left the chat.

Bucky: Is he dead? He’s dead.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Bucky has been disconnected.

Tony: CODE Y/N! ABORT! IT’S TOO LATE FOR BUCKY! SAVE YOURSELVES!

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Hi! So which one of you is responsible for getting Bucky and I kicked out from the movie?

Natasha: Wait, what?

Y/N: He was on his phone the whole time! It was distracting the people next to us.

Steve: Why did he get disconnected? Is he…?

Y/N: He didn’t want us to get kicked out. He got upset and crushed his phone.

Steve: Are they… you know… dead?

Y/N: No, Steve. Bucky did not murder anyone over this.

Natasha: Did you at least have a good time?

Y/N: YES! HE IS SO SWEET!

Y/N: WE ALREADY HAVE OUR SECOND DATE PLANNED!

Y/N: I’M SO EXCITED!

Steve: Probably not as excited as Bucky.

Y/N: Wanna join us for some ice cream?

Natasha: Yeah!

Steve: See you in 10 minutes! 

Y/N: I didn’t tell you where we are though…

Natasha: Steve’s overprotective of you and Bucky. I’m one of the best spy’s in the world.

Steve: Nat.

Natasha: …. and also very overprotective of you.

Y/N: … Please don’t follow Bucky and I on our honeymoon if we get married.

Natasha: No promises!

Y/N has left the chat.

Natasha has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Judgemental Yugbam
  • *At Jinyoung's house party*
  • Bambam: oh god, a bowl of m&m's. What are we six?
  • Yugyeom: I know, remind me to get the recipe for those chopped up hotdogs
  • *Jinyoung comes over*
  • Bambam: oh my god, Jinyoung! This party is amazing
  • Yugyeom: So perfect, we're having so much fun
  • Jinyoung: I'm glad you guys could make it *leaves*
  • Bambam: Ok we said hi let's leave
Do you ever look at your otp/favorite and just genuinely want to cry because they're so beautiful and deserve to be happy

JUST BE LIKE OH GOD I’M NOT DESERVE THEM, THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT WHY THEY HAVE TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL I THINK I’M DYING BUT ALSO LIVING IN THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEIR EXISTENCE IN MY LIFE. *ETERNAL SOBBING*

Originally posted by pokeystaples


Originally posted by nyxisis

SERIOUSLY JEON JUNGKOOK?!

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WHO ARE RICH AF CEOs AND ARE SAID AS PLAYBOYS. he’s so rude IM DEAD

the last ep was perfect!!!!! from beginning to end, there wasn’t any dull moment. ugh why was this drama so flawless and why was it ending. 

i love joon hyung’s unconditional love and support for bok joo, he was so sweet looking after bok joo’s dad. and bok joo, oh my god, she’d grown into such a beautiful, confident woman, she was literally glowing. also 

SPOILER ALERT YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

joon hyung said “let’s get married after i win a gold medal”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you writer, i have no regrets anymore.

anonymous asked:

Oh God those sticks...!! Ameb I love you, that was so Sans and so perfect. I mean oh my gosh it's beautiful in a very stupid Sans-way and I love it. You always manage to make me remember why this is my favorite Undertale-comic (and favorite FINAGLC-comic at the same time). Bless you. Also lowkey love how you're so frustrated to make them hug and reconcile in your tags haha. All the love for Skeleton-hugs!

!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I tried (still tryin) hard to keep both brothers in character and spirit of the fic - i still have a feeling i don’t do enough puns and Papyrus is more talkative than he should be - but if it works, i am happy :3

Duh, man, the pain is real - i want them to hug and NEVER let go…

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Shaynehinki

i ship it so hard. they’re perfect. just imagine how they would scream smth like “I LOVE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT” and hug the shit out of each other.

anonymous asked:

Joshua you are nOT helping me with my admiration crush with your selfies /oh my god/. Not only are you nice, understanding, and BEYOND kind and wonderful, but why do you have to look so good on top of that? It's not fair to us normal people! 😂

Originally posted by rouge-cerise

FDKSF:DSF

YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME TONIGHT WITH THE CUTE?

Well I do have my bad days where I am moody, anxious, needy , insecure, a brat ,ranty and a little bit selfish etc etc etc.. I can assure you I have my big flaws too.  ( some peeps will love to tell ya.)

ain’t perfect but aren’t we all? 

Watching the homestuck fandom rise from it’s slumber to flood my entire dash with the exact same snapchats 5 times over in a row, occasionally with a different caption or two, is so god damn entertaining. Reading all of the commentary and reactions in the tags, seeing everyone collectively freaking the hell out, laughing at all the shitposts and jokes, im so happy its back. I’m so happy i get to be a part of this ridiculous, silly and convoluted mess with everyone else. I just keep refreshing the page over and over again with a big dumb smile on my face. 

I love this fandom so much.

You Owe Me

Originally posted by six-refs

You sighed and nervously smoothed out the coktail black dress that clung perfectly to your curves and ended at your knees. “Oh my god for the last time Y/N, you look great now will you go please?”

You glared at Julie, your roomate and best friend, then fixed your hair one last time before turning from the mirror. You weren’t one for blind dates, but Julie had insited that she found the perfect match for you and wouldn’t quit bugging you until you agreed to go on a date. Although, you wouldn’t call ‘I’m not doing anything today’ as an agreement but you honestly had nothing better to do so why not.

“I still don’t know about this Jul,” you confessed as she packed multiple things in your purse, including condoms “just in case.”

“Are you kidding me? You look like some hot studd and if he doesn’t compliment you at least 15 a minute, then you’re out of there. Okay?”

You laughed and shook your head. “You have my word. What does he even look like besides ‘super cute and worthy of you’?”

“Now, now, I wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise now would I?” she smirked and shoved your purse into your hands then quickly ushered you out the door. “Now go and have fun! Love you!”

You huffed as she closed the door shut behind you. “This better be good,” you mumbled under your breath.

_

A couple minutes later, you arrive at your destination. Opening the doors to the restaurant, you marveled at the high ceiling, sparkling chandelier, well-dressed waiters and not to mention the amazing smell of food. You selfconsciously smoothed your dress and subtly fixed your hair as you looked for your mysterious date.

You were so focused that you didn’t even see the waitress approach you. 

“Miss?”

You snapped your head in her direction, startled. “Yes? I’m sorry. I’m here on a date.”

“It’s no problem at all. What’s the last name?” She asked politley.

“Um,” you whipped your head in every direction. Another reason why blind dates were never your thing. You swore you’ve looked at every single person and were about to give up when your eyes landed on a quite handsome stranger. He returned your gaze and gave you a small wave.

“Actually he’s right over there, thank you.” You sauntered quickly towards the man’s direction and shyly smiled as his eyes drank your figure.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that I was late.” You explained as you got within earshot and he stood to greet you.

“I usually don’t tolerate lateness, but since you’re so beautiful, I could make an exception,” He smirked which made him 100% more handsome. Calling him handsome would practically be an insult. This man was a fairytale. An illusion. You realized that you were too busy gawking at him that you hadn’t replied.

“Uh y-yeah. I mean um thank you.” You mentally kicked yourself and felt yourself turning red.

He let out a a small chuckle and held his hand out. “My name is Rafael, but you can call me Rafinha.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Rafinha. I’m Y/N.” You accepted his hand and as you were going to release, he swiftly brought your hand to his mouth and brushed his lips against your knuckles while maintaining eye contact.

You swore this man would be the death of you.

“The pleasure is mine Y/N.”

Oh the way your name slid off his tongue was just sinful, and you would’ve been convinced you were dreaming if it wasn’t for his hand still lingering on yours. Rafinha pulled your chair out and you sat down while he did the same.

“So Y/N,” Rafinha took a long sip of the wine that was already on the table, eyes raking over every inch of your skin. “Tell me about yourself.”

And just like that, you began to carry a conversation with Rafinha as if he was a distant friend simply catching up on lost time. At first you, were making small talk but that easily turned into light converstaion filled with jokes and laughter. You talked about a your profession and was taken aback when he mentioned he was a footballer. Rafinha could talk all day about football and often apologized for talking too much about it, but you only encouraged him to talk more. He was indeed nice, charming, and funny which was everything you could hope for.

Boy, would you be thanking Julie for the rest of the week.

_

“Thank you for dinner, Rafinha,” you said as you set your dessert spoon down.

“No problem, I won’t make you pay me back only on one condition.”

“Oh? And what’s that?” You questioned as he leaned closer to you.

“You have to go on another date with me tomorrow night.”

You feigned a serious expression, really thinking hard about his propostion and almost laughed out loud when you saw the slight worry on his face. “Well…” you began.

Then he quickly added, “If you say no you have to pay half.”

You broke and let out a string og giggles, which eased him back to his confident demeanor. “Okay. You have yourself another date.” You couldn’t deny the butterflies fluttering in your stomach when you saw his eyes light up. “But only because you’re paying.”

Rafinha threw his head back and laughed heartily. “So that’s how it’s gonna be huh?”

“That’s exactly how it’s gonna be,” you assured.

“Can I walk you home?” Rafinha offered you his arm as he stood up.

You slipped your arm gracefully through his. “Gladly.”

_

When you stepped out of the restaurant, you were welcomed with the cool, yet pleasant, night air. As you walked, Rafinha still carried the conversation, effortlessly talking about anything that came to his mind.

You took the long way home which required you to pass by a small local restaurant and a fountain. When Rafinha’s heard the restaurant playing a soft slow song he immediately stopped in his tracks.

You turned to give him a questioning glance when you saw the mischivieous smirk on his face. You knew what he was thinking and immediately started shaking your head. “No.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

He slowly sauntered towards you and offered his hand out. “Yes.”

You shook your head again and backed away from him. “I don’t dance Rafa.”

“Not yet you don’t.” He kept coming closer to you until he was able to grab both of your hands and guide them around his neck.

“Rafa-”

“Shh, darling, I’ll teach you. It’s easy just follow me.” Rafinha wrapped his arms securely around your waist and swung your hips steadily to the relaxing music. “See? You’re doing good.”

You snorted and shook your head. “I’m barely even doing anything though.”

He leaned forward so his lips grazed your ear and whispered, “Exactly.” You felt a shiver run down your spine and your heartbeat pickup as you noticed how close you actually were to him. Then he pulled his head back and gazed into your eyes intimately. You ducked your head to hide the giddiness that suddenly came over you then rested your head on his chest, him softly humming the tune.

It was perfect. The two of you slow dancing under the night sky decorated graciously with stars, the warm wind occasionaly blowing lightly around you, the soft noise of the water splashing from the fountain and the blissful music topping it all off. 

Just as you were getting familiar with the movements he “taught” you, Rafinha stepped back. Before you could ask why he spun you in a circle then brought you close again and dipped you effortlessly. You were at a loss for words.

Rafinha kept you in that position for a while, you both examining every feature on each other’s face. His eyes were glued to your lips and your eyes to his. You wouldn’t be surprised if he could hear the thumping of your heart by now. Rafinha was slowly leaning in closer and closer.

By the time his lips were barely skimming yours, a loud buzzing interrupted you both. Your eyes snapped open. Rafinha’s eyes were the same size as yours as he brought you up from your recent position. “I think that’s your phone.”

“Oh y-yeah.” You couldn’t tear your eyes away from his. He was incredibly breathtaking to you and you couldn’t help yourself as you kepy staring at him.

He smirked and glanced at your purse then back to you questioningly. “Are you gonna get that?”

“Right!” you snapped yourself out of your trance and dug through your purse and grabbed your phone. Stepping a couple steps away from Rafinha before answering. “Hello?”

“Y/N! Hey I’m so sorry about tonight. If I had known sooner, I would’ve told you.” Julie exclaimed on the phone.

“Wait what?”

“Marc. He was your date and he didn’t show up. He said something about being stuck in traffic and had to cancel.” As Julie rambled on about how she wanted to kill Marc, you slowly glanced turned to glance at Rafinha behind you.

Rafinha returned your gaze and gave you an ‘is everything okay?’ look which you returned with a forced smile before turning back around. “Uh hey Julie I’m gonna call you back.” You said and hung up before she could say anything else.

You breathed in and out deeply and eventually turning around. Not bothering to walk closer to him, you stood where you were. “Who are you?”

Rafinha raised an eyebrow and took a step closer to you. “What do you mean, Y/N?”

“You weren’t supposed to be my date so who are you?”

Rafinha sighed heavily and hung his head. “Okay, you’re right. I’m not your date. Truth is, I was at the restaurant by myself because I got out of this relationship a while ago and it was really hard for me so I came here to get my mind off everything and to not focus on relationships anymore but then I saw you and you were just so gorgeous and I had to meet you and I know what I did was wrong and I’m sorry and-”

“Rafa, hey.” You held his face in both of your hands. “It’s okay. Honestly, I would’ve rather had a date with you than anyone else.”

At that, his face broke into an enormous smile. “Well, you should consider yourself lucky you have a second date with me then.”

You looked at him incredolously. “Woah, woah, woah there buddy,” you said while laughing. “If anything, you should consider yourself lucky.”

He shrugged and offered you his arm again. “Whatever you say, princesa.”

Grasping his arm and sliding yourself by his side you said, “Well just for tricking me, you owe me another date then.”

Rafinha chuckled and leaned in to kiss your cheek, lips lingering there. “I guess I do.”

anonymous asked:

Oh my god I am investing in heelies right away it's so perfect I'm so short I can never keep up whY didn't I think of this befOre -cosplay anon <3

leTS GO COSPLAY NONNIE, SLAP SOME ON AND GRAB MY ARM, WE DON’T HAVE ALL DAY TO WAIT FOR YOU TO CATCH UP LETS GO ┗(^o^ )┓三  (also i do this to 626 all the time as well lmFAO MAYBE I JUST SPEED WALK) ~Admin 404

^^^sHE SPEEDS WALK EVEN THO SHE GOT LIKE 4 INCHES ON ME, THIS HOE. I’ve never had heelies but you can bet your cutie bootie that i will spend my first paycheck on heelies ~Admin 626


(hi hi also, to save the trouble of tons of posts and my mental health bc im sO TIRED i hope you dont mind if i screenshot and answer a bunch on here thank you i love you <3 hope every one who sent the ask sees it ;A; ~Admin 404)

woW A DISEMBODIED VOICE TOLD ME COSPLAY NONNIE IS SAERAN TRASH AND SPEAKS FRENCH THANK YOU STRANGE VOICE (same tho omfg im so deep in saeran hell even if someone throws me a rope i wouldnt be able to climb out ;A;) ~Admin 404

brUUHH SAERAN IS MY SON, PLS DON’T HURT HIM, 404 CALLED HIM A COW IN FRENCH YESTERDAY (404: listen,,,,, I did noT), ayyyee but it’s cool that you speak more than one language!!! ~ Admin 626

Omg no my precious Hair Nonnie ;A; knock all the work away, throw chairs at the coworkers if they come near, and drink all the Speedy Freeze your heart desires!!! (honestly i totally get the frustration, i was so frustrated today as well omg) ~Admin 404

Omg bby hair nonnie!!! Nooo!!! ;~: If it helps, I don’t really fit in with my coworkers right now except for one? It’s only a temporary position tho so i’m lucky in that sense!!! But aye, I’LL FIGHT YOUR COWORKERS FOR YOU, I WONT LET THEM HURT U IN THIS WAY ~ Admin 626

Thank you!!! I like to think it’s nice ^^ Though…our texts…are usually…. Making fun of each other LMAO (or me being stupid like the other day I was up for a day and a half straight and tried to sing her the duck song through text, it was perfection) ~Admin 404

^^^ Lmao dude, we’re so dumb when we text each other, she was speaking to me in French and I accused her of calling me a cow even though she didn’t say that at all. But it’s definitely nice having someone with you for this long!!! <3 (I can hear 404 saying “Gaaay”) (404: I did. Ask my mum, can confirm) ~ Admin 626

Hi hi! We both live in California (unfortunately lmfao) but I speak American English and British English completely (‘cause ya know thats what my family speaks and all)! Otherwise, I’m almost advanced in Spanish, and I have a good understanding and can figure things out/ or know random phrases in a bunch of other languages like French, Swedish, Yiddish, Russian, and Japanese! (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧ ~Admin 404

Yeah! We live in California, but sadly not near the sunny beaches that everyone imagines ;~; I speak Punjabi, Hindi, and obviously English. I’m learning Spanish so I can become a certified translator for when I eventually work in a hospital!!! ~ Admin 626

HI I CAN’T SEE THEM ALL ON MY LAPTOP BUT WHEN I GOT ON MY PHONE THERE WERE A LOT OF AMERICAN FLAGS IM GLAD YOU FIGURED OUT THE EMOJIS <3 ~Admin 404

yOOO EMOJIS ARE THE BEST!!! (Who even says Yo these days??? Omfg this is a habit I got from Naruto, I bet) (404: um hello i say yo, it me) ~ Admin 626

Oh mY GOD THAT IS SUCH A COOL HC????? LIKE DUDE I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT BUT I’M VERY GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS TO MY ATTENTION THANK YOU SO MUCH ~Admin 404

I have no idea what’s going on i’M SO SORRY I’M SO IGNORANT ~ Admin 626

neVER TOO OLD FOR HEELIES. NEVER. THEY MAKE THEM IN ADULT SIZES. I’VE CHECKED. N E V E R T O O O L D. DOING THAT LOOKED WEIRD BUT I D O N T C A R E LIVE YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAM AND GET SOME HEELIES MY PRECIOUS FRIENDO ~Admin 404

I’M SO SORRY NONNIE!!!! But you’re never too old for heelies!! If I’m being honest with u I’m gonna buy a pair soon #doitforthememe (404: i had heelies when i was younger does that make me a hipster fucking rip) ~Admin 626

'I work the front desk of a hotel and you call to book a room but there's someone with the same name working here and I think it's a prank so I hang up but since it's the only hotel in the vicinity you show up and omg you look so good and I'm so sorry I really thought it was a prank and omg why are you just standing there and laughing it off you should be mad and not so fucking perfect oh my god' AU
Holly Munro

Lockwood: I’d like to make a final toast. To one certain person who I feel should be rewarded for their contribution. 

Lucy’s head: Lockwood… You’re so… Perfect… He’s finally–I can’t believe–

Me: Don’t you dare say Holly, Lockwood. Don’t you even say Hol-

Lockwood: Holly. Thank you. For everything, you really are a big help to the team.

Holly: *Perfect smile*

Me: *Closes book* no. nO. POOR LUCE LockwOOD WHY DID YOU SAY HOLLY… YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY LUC– oh my god. you ruined Lucy why

Sunshine Boy (Antoine Griezmann O.S.)

How a perfect, sunshine boy can devastate more than a hurricane.

A/N: I know the request for Antoine was smut, and I tried but, um… I’ll try again some other day. But for now, there’s this. And in the immortal words of Grizi himself: Enjoy.


“Oh my god, no don’t post that one!" 

"Why not? It’s funny!" 

"No! I look like a deranged seahorse!" 

"No, you don’t– oh yeah, I see it." 

Willa smacked her palm on Antoine’s chest so hard, she almost fell off his lap. His laugh wasn’t interrupted by either the smacking or her sliding off his lap but he did manage to put an arm around her waist just in time.

"Okay, how about this one?” He swiped to a photo of the two of them trying out paddleboard yoga poses jokingly. 

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anonymous asked:

Reader isn't attracted to Poe and they definitely don't think about his dreamy eyes, his fluffy gorgeous hair, his chiseled jawline, a rock chest, rippling abs, the tightest ass and the perfect body. Oh my god Poe take your pants off. Poe: Did you say something. Reader: No?????? Keep your pants on

Reader: like, why u so obsessed with me?