oh my god what is my life

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: I LOVE MY GF SO MUCH SHE IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE THE FIRE OF MY LOINS I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR HER SHES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN SHES SO SMART AND TALENTED AND FUNNY AND CUTE AND OH MY GOD SHES MINE SHES ALL MINE!! MY GIRLFRIEND!! I!! LOVE!! HER!! SO!! MUCH!!!!!!!!!
  • psychic: what the fuck

Oh my god so one of my 3 best friends messaged me the other day like ‘guess what’ so I was like ‘yeah?’ And she says “I think I’m becoming obsessed with Jacksepticeye” so I was like ayyyyy because I was the only one in my friendgroup to like him but the others know who he is because I don’t shut up about him. Then yesterday I met with her for lunch and she was telling me about all the shit going on in her life at home, at work, at college she’s just having a shit time at the moment basically, and then she said “Jacksepticeye is the only thing keeping me happy at the moment I haven’t laughed like that in years” I was like :“”’) see THAT is the affect he has on people, that’s the power he has being the good, kind, funny person he is

fox emoji review

what a good friend! soft eyes and face. i love this boy 5/5

something feels off about this to me but, nonetheless still a good fox 4/5

microsoft back at it again with the thick lines. it looks like a bootleg firefox mascot 2/5

oh.. oh my god…. a soft boy. a good boy. a friend boy. i would trust him with my life and my wallet 6/5

more beautiful foxes.. less pure than samsung yet still soft and trustworthy 5/5

i mean, it is a fox. i think. it looks more like a shiba inu if anything with the colors and round snout. still, shiba or not, nice fox 3/5

what the fuck. what the fuck is this. this isnt a fox 0/5

a realistic approach, he might seem intimidating but he’s really just misunderstood. he would guard you with his life 4/5

this is like the emoji one fox except with less soul and dark intentions. this is the kind of fox who would rob you behind a denny’s, and the mortal enemy of all foxes 1/5

Can we appreciate Greg Universe’s outlook on life?

Steven: Dad I want to go to Korea and learn more about my mother’s dark past.

Greg: Ok sure.

Steven: Dad help me jump a fence that is clearly marked “Do not enter”.

Greg: Ok sure.

Steven: Oh shit it’s Blue Diamond.

Greg: It’s cool, I’ll go talk to her.

Blue Diamond: It’s very clear that I’m dangerous to you, but I am crying over someone I lost.

Greg: I miss someone too, and relate to your sadness, here’s some life advice.

Blue Diamond: You’re cool, I’m putting you in my zoo.

Greg: Wait, what

*later*

Greg: Well, I’ve been kidnapped, and put in a space zoo. God knows what will happen to me, here. I may never see my son, or anyone else I love, ever again.

Greg: Might as well let this dude braid my hair, lol

~~

Greg’s inability to give a f*ck is something I treasure.

OK SO LEMME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT

VIKTOR JUST SAT THERE THINKING WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW I LITERALLY FEEL NO MOTIVATION 


THEN HE SEES THE VIDEO OF YUURI
AND HE JUST GOES


“WAIT… IS THAT…? IS IT…? OH MY FUCKING GOD”


THEN HE REMEMBERS 


“COME TO OUR HOT SPRINGS VIKTOR” “BE MY COACH VIKTOR”


AND HE JUST KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH HIS LIFE

Beanies and Negotiations (Part 3)

Originally posted by stydiaislove

Part one here    Part two here

Anon requests: BEANIES AND NEGOTIATIONS KILLED ME OKFG. PART THREE PLEAAAAASE ITS SO GOOD

okay please continue writing more for beanies and negotiations i’m in love

part 3 of beanies and negotiations pleaseee??? i love it!!!

Can we please get a part three to Beanies and Negotiations? One where the reader is wearing something else of Juggies and he just kisses her or something cute?

Could you do a part three to beanies and negotiations where the reader and Jughead get together finally

BEANIES AND NEGOTIATIONS IS LIKE MY CURRENT FAV STORY PART THREEE I NEED IT IN MY LIFE

PART 3?? PLEASE

Please do a part 3 the of the negotiations!! (I cant remember what its called sorry!)

Just discovered Beanies and Negotiations and OH MY GOD. I need some resolution/closure hahaha But really you’re the best x

we all need a 3th part

Heya, could you do a part 3 to beanies and negotiations, and Jughead like finally picks up the courage to ask the reader out?

Could you a third part for “Beanies and Negotiations”? I love it sooooo much!

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Description: The widely anticipated part 3 of the Beanies and Negotiations series, in which Jughead and (Y/N) observe their own relationship and come to a realization

Warnings: none

Word count: 1,181

A/N: hmm I wonder if you guys wanted a part 3? haha I had a lot of fun writing this, I’m so glad you guys have liked the Beanies and Negotiations series (which I hadn’t even intended to be a series).  Hopefully this will give you all enough closure.  Enjoy!


Jughead liked to consider himself a very clever and perceptive person.  So when all of his friends were insisting that (Y/N) returned his feelings for her, he didn’t believe it.  After all, he was perceptive enough to notice that.  He noticed Betty’s feelings for Archie, why couldn’t he see (Y/N)’s feelings?  But because of what his friends told him, Jughead took extra care to pay attention to all of his and (Y/N)’s interactions.  He overanalyzed everything she said to him (which was a lot, he realized). He asked himself, Do all friends talk to each other this much?  Later, he came to the conclusion that no, not everyone talked to each other that much, but he and (Y/N) were best friends.  It had always been like that.  Then he started to observe her body language.  He noticed that they touched a lot, maybe more than most friends do.  She always had her hands brushing up against his, her chin resting on his shoulder, her thigh right next to his.  He wondered if maybe this body language meant something a bit more flirty than friendly, but then he reminded himself that he and (Y/N) were always like that, seeing as they were best friends.  While he tried to form a conclusion about (Y/N)’s feelings, Jughead realized that all this overanalyzing was making him fall harder.  He noticed his eyes lingering longer on her sparkling eyes, her radiant smile, and the lines that formed on her face when she laughed.  How can someone be so beautiful? he thought.


“How do you know she likes me?” Jughead stood on Archie’s porch at nine in the evening.  Archie sent him a questioning look, stepping outside to talk to his friend.

“What?” he asked.  “Jughead, what are you doing?  It’s nine o’clock.”

“I know what time it is,” Jughead rolled his eyes.  “But I need to know.  I’ve spent the past week analyzing every interaction I’ve had with (Y/N), but I don’t see it.”  He sighed in frustration and rubbed his face.  Archie sent him a knowing smile.

“Jughead, I’ve known since the day you proposed to her,” he explained, taking a step towards his friend. Jughead’s head snapped up at the mention of the childhood memory.

“We were six,” he reminded Archie, but Archie shook his head.

“Doesn’t matter,” he replied.  “What matters is she said yes.”

“No she didn’t,” Jughead countered.  “She turned me down.”

“She did,” Archie said calmly.  “But she also accepted, remember?  She promised she’d say yes when you’re both eighteen.  Only three more years, buddy.”  Jughead rolled his eyes but smiled, and Archie laughed.  “I promise you, Jughead, she will say yes.  Ask her out.”  Without a reply, Jughead nodded, turned on his heel, and left.


(Y/N) noticed Jughead’s shift in attitude for the past week.  Deciding not to comment on it, she figured it was something he had to take care of on his own.  Otherwise, she told herself, he would’ve come to her.  Although she repeated this to herself over and over again, she couldn’t help but worry for the boy she had fallen for.  On a Tuesday night, she found herself sitting in a booth that wasn’t her usual booth, and the person sitting across her was not Jughead. Instead, it was Betty that occupied the seat.

“So you wanted to talk, (Y/N)?” Betty asked, interrupting (Y/N) from her thoughts.  She perked up and nodded.

“Yeah,” she replied, trailing off.  “So we’ve been best friends since, like, as long as I can remember, and I tell you everything.”  Betty slowly nodded.  

“Before you continue,” she stopped (Y/N), “is this about Jughead?”  (Y/N) bit her lip.

“Yes,” she responded. “I know you know I like him, and you and Veronica and everyone else always say that he likes me but…” she paused for a moment, “how?”

“How do I know?” Betty repeated.  “Because, (Y/N), he proposed to you!”  (Y/N) laughed at the memory.  “He lets you wear his clothes and, hell, his beanie! That boy is as smitten as you are.” She took a sip of her strawberry milkshake.  “Trust me when I say this, (Y/N).  Jughead is head over heels for you.”


Two days later, (Y/N) sat in a different booth.  Her normal booth.  Jughead had yet to arrive, and she was anxiously twiddling her fingers in anticipation.  The bell on the door jingled, causing her to snap her head to face the entrance.  It was not Jughead who entered, but rather Archie, Veronica, Betty, and Kevin.  They all smiled and waved at her, occupying a table that was within earshot of (Y/N)’s booth.  She groaned at her friends’ eagerness to eavesdrop.  When the bell jingled again, (Y/N) didn’t look up.  Jughead sat down in the seat across from her, watching as she slowly lifted her head to meet his eyes.

“Hey, Juggie,” she smiled shyly.  He smiled back, equally as timid.

“Hey.”  The two sat in silence, both contemplating how to phrase their newly found revelations.  How do you tell your best friend that you’re in love with them?

“How’s your book coming along?” (Y/N) attempted to make small talk.

“It’s good,” Jughead answered.  “Kinda slow right now since nothing has happened, but I figure it’s only a matter of time.”  They both laughed, and just like that, the tension in the atmosphere cleared.

“This is weird,” (Y/N) commented, referring to their seating arrangement.

“It is,” Jughead laughed. “Come over here.”  (Y/N) smiled and stood up, moving onto the same side of the booth as Jughead.   She leaned her head on his shoulder, and he wrapped his arm around her shoulders.

“Something’s different, Juggie,” she whispered.  Jughead looked down at her and smiled softly.

“Yeah,” he agreed.  “Things are changing.”

“You know, I…” (Y/N) struggled to find the words to explain how she felt.  She swallowed, then looked up at Jughead and smiled.  “I liked wearing your beanie.”  He threw his head back with laughter.

“I’m glad you enjoyed it,” he rolled his eyes, but his smile betrayed him, “because I was humiliated.”

“You were not.”  (Y/N) lightly shoved him, and he laughed again before they both fell quiet.  They sat there like that for a few minutes, Jughead’s arm around (Y/N)’s shoulders, her head leaning on his shoulder, his head on top of hers.  Each of them were caught up in their own whirlwind of thoughts.

“(Y/N),” Jughead interrupted the silence, causing her to look up at him.  His voice caught in his throat.  “I-” he didn’t finished his sentence, but instead cupped her face and pressed his lips against hers.  She sat there in shock for a moment, and then placed her hand on his chest as she kissed back.  A few tables away, Archie, Kevin, Veronica, and Betty stood up and cheered.  Jughead and (Y/N) pulled apart, laughing as their foreheads rested against each other.  Jughead took his beanie off and placed it on (Y/N)’s head.  She smiled.

“Endgame!” Kevin yelled, pumping his fist up.  Everyone laughed.

“(Y/N), I-”Jughead started, but (Y/N) cut him off with a smile.

“I know, Juggie.  I know.”

Part four here

Son,

Phichit: Take care of Yuuri, okay?

Viktor: I will.

Phichit: If you hurt my son, I’ll destroy you

Yuuri: Phichit I’m older than you I can’t be your son.

Phichit: If you hurt my eldest son, I’ll bury you in sacks of rice before you can even say “Bangkok”.

Yuuri:

Yuuri: eldest? You have other child?

Guang Hong: DAD WHY DID YOU STALK MY DATE WITH LEO

Phichit: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.

Guang Hong: don’t even lie you posted it on Instagram “#MyLilBabyisOnHisFirstDate #ProudFather”

Phichit: Oh sorry for bothering you with my attention. I see that none of my sons want me in their life anymore. I guess that’s how children are, huh? You take care of them, let them in your life, then they kick you out when they’re in love.

Yuuri: Oh my God, Dad, not this again…

Viktor: *whispers* we should put him in the retirement house

Phan is real?

So i stumbled upon these deleted blogs i found while looking through Google docs (the link of one below). For a moment i thought it was just another one of thoes phan ship blogs, but then i started reading it.
i use to think dan and phill were just best friends that people shipped.
Now i don’t even ship it… I believe it’s cannon.

If you want proof of phan, read this.
Warning: If you don’t want to feel bad for invading their privacy, don’t read this.

Here is the link to the deleted blog:

(X)

(please don’t spread this link around.)

I surmised all of the deleted blogs here.
think Phan Is Cannon.
Here’s why:


1 Phil is literally 28. twenty eight. nearly 30. I think that’s the age to be in a committed relationship with somebody, possibly even married.
They still live with each other.
Two grown men flirting with each other.
I wouldn’t say that’s what you call a ‘platonic friendship’


2 There was a video made called the “valentines video” (pretty sure we all know about it). It was a video created Phil and uploaded to lessamaizingphill for Dan on valentines day saying he loves him and he is his valentine, proving that they are/were dating. It got un-privated by a YouTube glitch but they quickly deleted it. Dan and phill said that the video was just an April fools joke, but there is so much disproving that

Read here (Content from deleted blog) :


There are several things that don’t seem to make sense about the Valentine’s Day Video being a prank, when you take a moment to think about it.

1. If it was a prank and they decided not to go through with it, why keep it up on Phil’s side channel for a year and a half?

2. Why delete the video after it had leaked, when adding a simple annotation saying that it was a joke would’ve saved a lot of drama and gossiping? phanlentine.tumblr.com 130/134 

7/8/13 Valentine’s Day Video - Context and Commentary


3. Why did they initially go directly to the fans that found it and ask them to keep it quiet, rather than making a general announcement to all their fans that this was a prank?

4. Why so much zeal in hunting down the copies of it that still circulate?

5. For someone who usually cannot act his way out of a paper bag, how did Phil manage to pull off the “smitten and in love" look so well?

6. Why did so much work go into a simple prank video?

7. Why include references that no one would have understood at the time?

More here: (X)

Why would they lie about it?

If we assume the Valentine’s Day video is real, why would they claim that it’s a prank? This is entirely guessing, but here are a few possibilities:
1. They were no longer a couple when the video leaked and didn’t want to dredgeup the past
2. They want their relationship to remain private because their fans tend to beinvasive (like, some people have set up entire blogs analyzing the Valentine’sDay video, I mean what?)
3. They worry about the drama it would cause if their relationship was public andthey broke up
4. They think it will affect their careers 
5. They aren’t out to their families and/or friends
6. They feel that the video was so intimate they’d rather people think it’s fake
7. They’re caught in a “spiral of lies” and don’t want to own up to lying for solong.


I’m not aloud to give a link or a copy of the video, but the valentines video is still out there. 

So if it wasn’t an April fools joke, it was a real valentines video from Phil to Dan.
Don’t think that’s a sign of 'platonic friendship’ either.

3 Back in 2010, before Dailybooth.com was taken down, there were alot of photos proving phan, especially the comments between dan and phill
(read in link below)

ALSO 
THESE YOUTUBE VIDEOS:
(sorry for the playlist thing)

(X) the cactus thing (Phil literally confirms phan on camera)

(X) i love you phil - dan

(X) Phil isn’t really a prankster

(X) Dan saying he’d Adopt kids

(X) THE HEART EYES ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE
(not included part to phillsnotonfire)

(X) WAIT OH MY GOD WHAT

AND FINALLY:

(X) PHIL AND HIS “BOYFRIEND”

AND THATS WHY I THINK PHAN IS CANNON


… Did i seriously just write that entire thing ;-;
oh god. i have no life.

do u ever get that feeling where its just “oh my god i love that person so much they make my life so bright and bring me so much happiness what did i ever even do to deserve them”

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I am here tonight because Ava told me that I could have my family back.