oh my god though you two

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Oh god finally, two freaking weeks but its finally done! Hahahahaha *sobs*

I know I could have submitted this earlier if I stuck with line art and half assed it, but when last I logged in and saw I was at 247 followers, well holy shit guys! I don’t know where you all came from but I’m super grateful and freaking happy you like my stuff! SO as a big thank you, here, did my best with this and hope you guys like it!

Other Chapters:

Growing Up Chapter 1
Growing Up Chapter 3: Page 1 & 2  Page 3-5  Page 6-7  Page 8-9  Page 10-11

And I decided that the comic title for this would be “Growing Up” since even though technically a college AU, theres gonna be a lot of flashbacks to them as they… well grow up hahaha.

Anyway thanks again!

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Dean: Wait, I… I kill people?
Rowena: But…but… though you may be a stubborn pain in the arse with the manners of a Neanderthal and the dining habits of a toddler, everything you’ve done, you’ve done…
for the greater good.
Dean: Oh, and that’s supposed to make it okay?  
Rowena: I wouldn’t know. You help those other than yourself. But me? I’ve done horrible things, and I told myself it was fine. It was the price of power.
And power’s what matters, right? Then I met God and his sister. The two most powerful beings in the universe, wasting it on squabbling with each other.
I thought, if – if they can’t be happy, or at least satisfied, how can there be any hope for me? 

Dean Winchester | 12x11 Regarding Dean 

Corre (Part 9)

Summary: It was meant to be a one night thing, friends resolving the tension between them. But it turned into so much more.

Word Count: 661

Warnings: Pregnancy.

“Corre” Masterlist

Originally posted by seabasschino


The room was deadly silent for a second before you yelped. “Oh! Oh, my God!”

Bucky jumped, rushing to your side and dropping the bags of food in process. “Is everything okay? What happened?” His eyes were wide with panic as he stood next to you, his hands outstretched and hovering above your belly. Nat looked alarmed as she kept her gaze on you.

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i don’t think a lot ot The Straights realize this, but shit like that is SUPER damaging? “two guys being together is so cute” oh my GOD SHUT THE FUCK!! it’s just like emma’s “gay guys are hilarious!” and vilde’s “i LOVE gay people!”

but ESPECIALLY this girl oh my god, you’re not entitled to be friends with a queer person just because you want to show how accepting you are or whatever. 

especially in forward thinking countries like norway, THAT kind of day to day homophobia is the most prominent and it’s the shit that makes it harder to accept yourself. because even though it’s a “positive” comment, it sets queer people apart from straight people.

we don’t want to be gross and we don’t want to be cute. we just want to fucking BE (((((^:

A Thin Line Between Love and Hate

In response to this prompt I saw from @werewolfzeroSterek fic, future or AU possibly all humans, where Scott is getting married and his best friends Stiles and Derek are the two groomsmen and they both love Scott but HATE each other, everybody knows this, until suddenly they don’t know anything because Erica Reyes just walked in on the two in a closet goin’ at it with suits around their ankles and even though Scott is getting married in 30 minutes the only thing all his friends and family can talk about is how his best friends are hiding a torrid love affair and isn’t that just so interesting?


Erica closed the door to the bridal suite and sighed at the sight in front of her. “Oh my god, you two are pathetic.”

Scott and Allison both just grinned up at her from where they were sitting on the carpet, on opposite sides of the propped-open bedroom door. They were even holding hands around the door, Jesus Christ. 

“We’re not breaking the rules!” Scott protested. “I can’t see her.”

She rolled her eyes and stepped over to the full-length mirror to check her hair. “The cake is fine, by the way, it looks great. It’s all set up.”

Allison breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh, thank goodness. Thanks so much for checking on that.”

“Could you try to find Stiles and Derek?” Scott asked, puppy eyes out in full force. “They’re not answering their phones and no one has seen them in a while, so there’s a decent chance they’ve killed each other.”

Erica scoffed. “You know it was probably a terrible idea to pick two best men in the first place, let alone two best men who hate each other.”

“Yeah,” he said, sighing. “I know. But it’s my brother and my best friend! I couldn’t pick one over the other.”

“Even though they almost got into a fistfight at the engagement party?” she said dryly, and Allison stifled a laugh.

“They’ve pushed each other’s buttons since we were kids, it’s weird. I was hoping that they could put stuff aside for the wedding, but clearly that was too much to hope for.”

“Did you decide which one would get to stand next to you?”

“No,” he said sulkily. “It started a fight every time I brought it up. They said they’d figure it out between themselves.”

Erica rolled her eyes again and headed for the door. “Fine. But if I have to break up a fight and get blood on this dress, I’m gonna be pissed.”

“Thanks, Erica!” Allison called out, and she tossed a halfhearted wave over her shoulder.

Erica took the elevator down to the hotel lobby and sighed, her hands on her hips. She had no idea where to start looking for two feuding best men. Lydia probably would, though, and since she was surely whipping everyone into shape in the ballroom, Erica headed in that direction. There was a long hallway connecting the event center to the hotel, and Erica paused when she heard a suspicious thump coming from…was that a door? 

Unable to resist her curiosity, she very gently tried the handle. Unlocked. Grinning, she pulled it open with a flourish. Erica was greeted by a manly yelp, and she blinked, trying to adjust to the darkness and pick out the two figures who were frozen in front of her.

Holy shit. It was Stiles and Derek, and from their messy hair, loosened ties, and undone pants, it wasn’t exactly a tough mental leap to figure out what they’d been doing. She laughed and stepped in closer, trying to get a better look, but Derek scowled fiercely and shoved Stiles behind him.

“This isn’t what it looks like!” Stiles called out, from behind Derek’s shoulder, and Derek rolled his eyes.

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“Josuke and Okuyasu visit Hot Topic in 2002″

Fun fact:  I had most of these exact clothes and accessories in 2002 during my senior year/early college goth/punk phase.  (Though the rest were inspired by my first two boyfriends, who were named, funnily enough, Johnathan and Joseph. Unfortunately not Joestars.)

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🌹“De donde eres?”
Me: “DF”
“…no pareces latina.”
Me: “haha okayyyy.”

“Oh you’re from Mexico? How did you cross the border?”
Me: “………”

Caught in between two cultures. Sometimes it feels like I don’t fit enough in any category and I have little identity crises because of it haha. My mom says “You’re a citizen of the world.” Though that is true, I believe it’s so important to remember your roots and soak in the beauty that got you here.
I know sooo many people that feel this way, from all kinds of cultures and walks of life, but we’re amazing!!! Because we adapted, we survived, and we THRIVE.
I can be at Starbucks all the time and constantly be craving orejas,
And it’s a beautiful thing.

This one means something very near to my heart.
This one’s for those that feel caught in between cultures.
Don’t let anyone let you feel you don’t belong, the space you take up is unique, rich and beautiful 🌹🌹🌹

Book of Mormon in a Nutshell
  • Hello!: This book will change your life
  • Two by Two: AFRICA! OH BOY LIKE LION KING
  • You and Me But Mostly Me: I'll do something incredible THAT BLOWS GOD'S FREAKIN MIIIIIIIIND
  • Hasa Diga Ebowai: Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt! Fuck you in the eye!
  • Turn it Off: Repressing gay and abusive thoughts is the Mormon way, aye sparkly pink costume change and tap dancing
  • I Am Here For You: Elder Cunningham is here for Elder Price even though he's worried about the job
  • All-American Prophet: God's favorite prophet was All-American! Also, I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUM
  • Sal Tlay Ka Siti: cinnamon roll sings beautiful song about Utah
  • Man Up: jk, Cunningham is the hero to this story, sorry Price, that's for the donut
  • Making Things Up Again: GOD SAID TO THE MORMON PROPHET JOSEPH SMITH YOU SHALL NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT INFANT! Don't forget that Yoda is there
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: Hitler fucks Elder Price's dad and is forced to drink coffee because he wanted to go to Orlando
  • I Believe: Mormon theme song leads to the entire book up Elder Price's ass
  • Baptize Me: I'M WET WITH SALVATION
  • I Am Africa: Africans are African, but mormons are AFRICAAAA
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: Clitoris face, baby raping, dying of dysentary, AIDS frog, THANK YOU, GOD
  • Tomorrow is a Latter Day: WE ARE STILL LATTER DAY SAINTS... even if we're horrible people

anonymous asked:

rfa + v reactions to mc driving a big motorcycle?

Zen:

  • pops a stiffy
  • JK (maybe) he’s super into it because hello he also rides a motorcycle
  •  leather jacket couple
  • BASICALLY you two are now outwardly super badass because you can introduce each other like “yes hello nice to meet you two hey you know my S/O rides a motorcycle” 
  • PLUS now he isn’t as worried when he puts you on his bike because since you already know how to drive one so he can go as fast as he likes because he isn’t concerned anymore
  • the number of romantic bike rides increases dramatically 

Yoosung:

  • he’s in complete awe 
  • like oh my god my lover is so cool and badass hOLY-
  • he seriously loves to go for rides with you even though the thought of it at first seriously scared him 
  • once he gets more comfortable he’ll pester you occasionally for a ride
  • all in all he loves you and your bike <3

Jaehee:

  • she was slightly intimidated of your bike at first but i mean come on that thing is huge
  • she’s also slightly worried whenever you go for a ride
  • here’s the thing: she knows that you can take care of yourself 
  • but she can’t help the thought that she’s going to be sitting beside your hospital bed hoping you’ll be okay
  • so she’ll just make sure that you take some extra precautions to ease her nerves

Jumin:

  • he finds it kinda reckless and would want to dissuade you from riding it too often 
  • he’ll keep reminding you that he can get you a driver and you don’t need to take your bike
  • if you insist then he’ll get over it
  • but he’ll make sure that you have state of the art equipment so that if you do get in a crash the impact is minimized 

Saeyoung:

  • he loves your bike so much 
  • he just loves how free he feels whenever you take him on a ride with you 
  • he has no qualms about the bike whatsoever honestly he’ll want to ride your bike more then you do 

Jihyun:

  • smol blue bab is concerned
  • he doesn’t want you hurting yourself, after all he saw what happened with Zen
  • he’s similar to Jaehee in which she wants to make sure that you stay safe
  • so he’ll make sure you wear your helmet and remembers to remind you to stay safe
Auston Matthews- Short Drabble 90

90 with Auston Matthews pretty please💕💕

Originally posted by willynylanders

A/N  by Julianne from @write-write-hockey-write

“This place this so big!” You squealed.

Auston laughed at you before leading you down the hall with the rows of cats. “He looks cute or she.”

“She, even though her name is Mr. fuffybutt.” You frowned.

“It is not.” Auston said tilting his head at you.

“IS TO! Look at the tag on the cage!” You said pointing.

“Oh my god. Why would someone name a cat that.” Auston said as he walked down a few more rows.

“Maybe they had a hockey player for a boyfriend.” You giggled as you pinched Auston’s butt.  Laughing at you he just pointed to a black kitten sleeping in it’s litter box. That’s when Auston knew that you two were done looking.

“Ohhhh look at that face!” You said as you stuck your finger inside the cage, causing the kitten wake up.

“Would you like to hold him?” the lady at the desk asked. Auston shook his head and the lady took the kitten out.

“Auston, look at this face! Can we keep him!? Pleaseeeeee?” You asked giving your best puppy eyes.

“Well how can I say no to both of your faces.” He giggled.

“You mister have been replaced with this cute fur ball.” You joked as you cuddled the kitten closer.

“I’ll remember that when there’s a spider that needs killing.” He laughed as he placed a kiss on you cheek and one on top of the kitten’s head.

How Got7 would react when their gf finds them masturbating to their sex tape

Mark: He would feel so embarrassed. He would shut the computer quickly and look at you in shame even though you wouldn’t feel as though it was a big deal.

Originally posted by yugyeom

Jackson: When you walked in you would be in shock. He would look at you and smile like he wasn’t watching the porn of you two and jocking. “Finally you’re here babe, please come help me.” he would say.

Originally posted by wangmins

Jaebum: As soon as he saw you he would smirk. “Come princess.” he would simply say seductively making your legs weak as your eyes wandered to his exposed cock.

Originally posted by itsjaebeom

Jinyoung: “Oh my god!” you would exclaim when you walked into your bedroom to see your moaning self on the computer screen as Jinyoung fucked you. Jinyoung would turn to look at you with a sly smirk as he continued to pump himself. “Come let’s make a new one baby.” he would say.

Originally posted by gotsolucky

Youngjae: When you caught Youngjae jacking off and watching the sexy video you two had made he would jump in surprise and shock. He would be so frightened that you caught him and could only watch you in shock not being able to say anything.

Originally posted by jiminthebun

Yugyeom: When you walked into your apartment you heard your familiar moans and knew immediately that Yugyeom was watching the porn you two had made. You would go to your bedroom and open the door, walking in to find him jocking on the bed whilst watching it. He would have no shame, instead he’d get up and storm over to you, pushing you up against the door and kissing you harshly.

Originally posted by kimyuygeom

Bambam: “You’re back.” he would say not noticing the shocked expression on your face as he let go of his cock. “Suck me.” he would order.

Originally posted by markjin

Trapped In A Closet or Elevator Fic Recs

Close for Comfort by redeyedwrath 
Teen
Words: 671

“Oh my god, are you kidding me?”

“Yes, Stiles,” Derek deadpans, and Stiles can practically see the glare, even though it’s completely dark. “I’m joking about being stuck in a closet with you

Coming Out Of The Closet by eeyore9990 
Teen
Words: 1,414

Stiles and Derek are trapped in a closet, hiding from some hairy, soul-eating tentacle monster, when a situation arises in Stiles’ pants.

These. Two. Idiots.

Love in an Elevator by mikkimouse
Mature
Words: 1,718

Stiles is angry with Derek, and he’d be happy to never have to talk about why. However, they’re also stuck in an elevator for the next half hour.

And Stiles is really bad about staying quiet.

How Derek Got His Groove Back by WhoNatural 
Explicit
Words: 4,300
Cora kicks him under the table. “Do you have the hots for the baby lawyer?” she hisses urgently, and Derek blinks at her, feeling his face heat.

“Don’t be ridiculous. He’s young enough to be my–” 

“Younger brother,” she cuts in, and shakes her head. “Age difference excuses do not fly with me. Are you gonna ask him out? Derek, you need to do something about that.”

“About what?” he says, frowning, watching as Stiles sits down at a table with a group of older, lawyer-types.

“The fact that you’re both about one drink away from sex in some janitor’s closet.”

Up and Coming by Fanhag102
Explicit
Words: 20,710

Stiles and Derek work in the same building and every day ride up in the elevator together.

That is pretty much the extent of their relationship—until one day the elevator breaks down, trapping the two of them inside and maybe forcing them to admit to each other that the attraction is mutual.

Or, the one where Stiles and Derek have sex in an elevator.

Extraordinary (Taehyung fluff)

Originally posted by kths

Genre: fluff fluff fluffkfjhdfhdfkldsfh’jdsn

Length: 474 words


“Oh my God, get down,” you hissed to the figure in your tree, just outside your bedroom window. Despite your words, it continued to climb higher, though wasn’t that high off the ground. 


The said figure was none other than your boyfriend. While this was actually a considerably “normal” thing for him, this time he was trying to make up for something. Earlier that day, the two of you had an argument. It wasn’t a large one, it wasn’t really even important at all. Especially not important enough for your klutz to be climbing in your tree at two in the morning. 


“I’m sorryyyyyyyyyy~ Y/N I’m so sORRRYYYYYYYYYY~”


Yes, your boyfriend could actually sing, but his singing was nothing compared to the wailing he was doing while in the tree. “You’re going to wake my neighbors!” Were you even a girlfriend at the moment? You sounded more like a worried mother.

 A crack sounded from underneath his foot, and both of you shot your eyes to the branch he was putting his weight on. But he continued shouting made up lyrics.


“I love you so muchhhhhhhh~”


“Kim Taehyung, if you don’t get down. Right. Now. If you break your neck–”


“Will you forgive me?” He had stopped his so-called singing to cut off your sentence, his eyes now locked with yours.


“What?”


The little brat was bouncing on the unsteady branch now, just to tease you. He was testing you. You had to admit, your heart was in your throat with every little hop. To make it worse, he was wearing those damn sandals, the ones with absolutely no traction to them. “If I fall, will you forgive me? I’ll do it." 


That square smile was wide on his face, and your heart snapped in place of the tree branch. "Yes, of course. I don’t think arguing over the pronunciation of the word ‘extraordinary’ is a feasible enough reason for you to fall out of a tree.”


With that answer, you could swear his smile grew wider, if even possible, as he stepped from the branch and into your bedroom through the window.  "You’re lucky there’s no screen on that window, or else you would’ve been stuck in that tree,“ you laughed, shaking your head.


As you spoke, his arms found their way around you, pulling you to his chest. You fell into the curve of his body comfortably, like every other time you hugged. "You know I’m the reason you removed it. But I am sorry, I didn’t mean to aruge with you.”


“It really wasn’t an argument, there’s nothing to be sorry for, Taetae.”


A few moments passed in silence as you stood holding each other. Your mind was starting to get sleepy, and your eyes fluttered closed until he spoke again.


“It’s pronounced extra-ordinary. It’s legitimately two words." 


"N O.”

I’m spreading the Riverdale virus.

OK this legit happened at work today. I’ve officially gotten three other co-workers hooked on the crack that is Riverdale:

Me: **To co-workers on Friday* Seriously, give Riverdale a chance. Just try the first few episodes.

Monday at Lunch

Me: So … did you guys get a chance to watch it?

Co-worker 1: OK so Riverdale is my life now. I can’t stop thinking about it.

Co-worker 2: I’m obsessed. I said I’d only watch one or two but I’ve watched all seven twice now.

Co-worker 3: Oh thank God you guys, I actually set my laptop up in the kitchen while I cooked because I could not. Stop.

Co-worker 2: Cole Sprouse is AMAZING though

All: *Jughead wins as unanimous favorite hands down all around*

Co-worker 3: The Jughead and Betty thing is so cute why can’t I get it out of my head? I’m supposed to be a functioning adult–

Co-worker 1: AND JUGHEAD’S DAD OH MY GOD

*Everyone moaning in agony*

Co-worker 1: WHO DO YOU THINK THE KILLER IS THOUGH?!

*Another co-worker walks in* Killer WHAT now? What are you guys talking about?

Me: Riverdale, have you seen it?

*Everyone busts out laughing*

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL EXCHANGE AT WORK GUYS.
I SHOULD BE OFFICIALLY PAID FOR MY ADVERTISING SERVICES.
THEY’RE GAINING VIEWERS DUE TO MY HARD WORK DAMMIT

anonymous asked:

kind of random but ... what's the first ever picture or post about dan and phil you can remember saving/bookmarking? I always find this to be an interesting thing to ask people! everyone's answers are so interesting

oh my god i actually LOVE this question, and i actually knew the answer right away. i’m going to share two photos though because i saved them within 15 mins of each other and they are ones i remember saving so vividly because it was like one day after i’d first seen a dnp video and i was already so far into the rabbit hole of reading about their history and i still remember thinking oh. okay. there’s a LOT going on here,,, because of these two pics haha: 

anonymous asked:

top 5 favorite things about Clois

OH MY GOD! thank you for the ask ♥

Ok, well Clark and Lois are just relationship goals, how could they not?

• First, they are equals. Even though they are very different, and one of them has physical superpowers, they are still their own person. Lois Lane doesn’t need to have superpowers to be on Clark’s same level, pff, even Clark sees Lois as a superwoman because of everything she does and Lois considers Clark the most human person possible because of his soul.

• Two, there is a lot of respect between them. Even though Clark will always be worried when Lois is after a story, he will not stop her because that is who she is, and she was running after stories before he met her. Case in point, in the Ultimate Cut of BvS, when Clark finds out Lois is after the bullet story, he doesn’t stop her. He only shows his concern but he never stops her.

• Three, they protect each other. If it meant the other would not suffer, they would do anything. It pains them to see the other suffer. They love each other that much. Just look at this from both MoS and the UC. Lois would chase whoever destroyed Clark’s heart and at the end she did.

(gifs here)

And also this one from Smallville

gif by the-kent-farm

Also look how adorable Clark is trying to make his girlfriend happy after what she went through. And also he was going to cook to surprise her… I mean, seriously Clark, are you for real?

(gif by darknesshadows)

• Fourth, all the looks they have. Ugh, they are so… ugh. Just look at them… they are the worst.

Originally posted by lolipi72

Originally posted by fangirlmusings101

(gifs by kent.co.vu)

And this one is just my favorite; it is like Perry doesn’t even exist and Lois is all blushing like a high school girl who just saw her crush.

(gif by clarkalkent)

I could just post more examples about all the scenes where their looks just kill me, but I don’t want to bother everyone with a long post.

• Fifth, they complement each other. Besides of how good team they are in journalism, without the other they would both feel incomplete. They just can’t believe that a person like that can exist. Lois is Clark Kent’s world, ok? *cries*. Also there is a fan art out there that I saw a long time ago where Krypton is never destroyed so Clark (or Kal-el more likely) never arrives to Earth, so the fanart shows just how both of them feel so lonely and it broke my heart. I hope one day I can find it again because I never saved it T_T. But anyway, for me it showed that they are each other’s soulmate, their other half, whatever you want to call it, and I think that is just beautiful.

I have another million favorite things about them, but yeah, I think I made this longer than necessary. Hope you enjoyed it anon and again THANK YOU for your question ٩(◕‿◕)۶

Me and My Sister
  • Me: *talking about how I'm excited for when Dan and Phil grow old together and have a dog and how cute it'll be*
  • Me: Dan and Phil need to get a shibe, like now
  • My sister: it'll be two memes under one roof!
  • My sister: I thought Dan said he wanted a hamster, though
  • Me: *thinks about hat fic*
  • Me: nO DAN DOES NOT NEED A HAMSTER I REFUSE TO LET THEM GET ONE
  • My sister: oh, I know why
  • Me: *in my head* dear god no she cannot know why how could she know why
  • Me: If you know, why do I not want Dan to get a hamster?
  • My sister: because you're worried about his old one that ran away
  • Me: ....
  • Me: yeah, that's why...