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Exo Reaction To Being Your First Kiss

I want to die. These are so cute. That’s why I’m doing these first. Because I die.

Also I feel like all of them haven’t really had the time to have relationships so I think they’d all be nervous.  

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Xiumin

Minseok would be very nervous, but would not show it. He’d try to be confident throughout it. He wants it to be a perfect experience, and he is honored you chose him. 

“I hope it was one worthy remembering. I know I’ll remember it forever.” 

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

(ily minseok u dangerous thing u)

Luhan  (Ex Member)

He tries his hardest to man-up and make it awesome but he’ll just mess it up. 

“Oh my god, what was that?! I ruined it.”

“Luhan, it was good.”

“Oh. Of course it was.”

Originally posted by ziirco

Kris (Ex Member)

Totally confident in his skills. He’ll make sure you won’t regret a thing. 

“Wow. I was great, huh?”

“Shut up!”

“Oh, it was good, don’t even lie.”

Originally posted by galaxychen

Suho

Poor Junmyeon. So nervous and insecure, but will make it seem like he kisses all the time in case you’re shy too. 

“Well, I hope I did well?”

Originally posted by irpsychotic

Lay

Laid-back Yixing all the way. Of course, he’d want to make it really amazing for you. 

“I tried my best for you to enjoy it. Did you?”

Originally posted by r-velvets

Baekhyun 

One of the more confident members. Baekhyun would trust his ability to transfer his feelings into his actions. He’d hesitate when the time came. 

“Okay, I’ll kiss you now. Your first, right?”

“Yes. I want you to be it.”

“Well, wait no more! I will steal your innocence!” 

Originally posted by squynhty

Chen 

Jongdae knows what do and when to do it. Even if it seems like he’s always teasing you, he really does care and want it to be 100% amazing. 

“Damn, I’m good. You likey?” 

Originally posted by sooranghaes

Chanyeol

We all know he is a total puppy in everything, but he is also not insecure. 

“Listen… chagiya, I really want to kiss you but I know it’s your first so I want to be gentle-”

“Go ahead.”

So he shakily leans down to give you your first. 

“Oh my gosh, that was…. Just wow, thank you!” 

Originally posted by prince-chanyeol

D.O.

Extremely honored boy. I don’t think Kyungsoo is very experienced with this sort of thing either, so he’d probably want you both to give it your all.

“I’ll do my best for you.”

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

Tao (Ex Member)

Zitao would be very cocky and wouldn’t really worry too much about it as he knows he’s amazing. Although, I could see him getting stressed and making a big deal over nothing.

“You won’t regret it, baobei.”

Originally posted by pockysooo

Kai

Jongin is another that could go either way. But I do see him being more confident than anxious. 

“Just relax, I’ll take care of you.”

Originally posted by daenso

Sehun

Yet another cocky little shit boy. He would think it was only obvious that you’d choose him for such a special moment.

“Of course. I’m Oh Sehun.”

Though at the same time, he’ll be very squishy and just ‘yehet.’

Originally posted by r-velvets

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Author’s Note:
Gifs don’t belong to me. Y’all better be grateful I risked my life for this. 

anonymous asked:

i don't know if you do this kind of thing,,but do you have any klance headcanons? i desperately need more klance in my life

this is it. this is my moment. well, my dude, you have come to the right place. get ready bc this is going to get very very very klance-y

  • keith, being the touch-starved emo alien cat that he is, has these moments where he just,,wraps his arms around an unsuspecting victim and just lays there. sometimes for hours. (read:lance is usually said unsuspecting victim)
  • “you do realize there’s a drill going on right now, right?” “shut up and hold me.”
  • during training, they try so hard to one-up each-other that they end up passing out from exhaustion
  • “keith, keith, keith, show them the thing!” “blep.” “oh my gOD-”
  • maybe blep will be our always
  • lance is always walking around the castle shirtless in the morning, the reason being keith is always taking damn shirts and never giving them back
  • “lance, where are your clothes?” “idk ask keith.”
  • regardless of height, lance is always the little spoon. always. forever. don’t question it.
  • the castle went under maintenance once, and keith was forced to share a room with lance. needless to say, even after his room was finished, keith never left
  • lance gives off a lot of body heat, which makes him the perfect person to cuddle with, especially for keith, whose about as warm as a box of penguins (aka cold af someone gives this boy a jacket or smth)
  • also, since lance is always so goddamn warm, he and keith don’t even need blankets when they sleep together
  • did i mention keith was a closet meme
  • *lance is about to do something reckless with his lion* “hoe don’t do it-” *lance does it* “oh my god.”
  • “this is, as you Earth people say, lit?” “say lit one more time.”
  • lance loves his meme bf
  • keith knows that lance is Disgusted by his texan accent, so he makes it a point to slip into it just to annoy the hell out him
  • “hey y’all, what do-” “nonono keith ily but shUT YOUR QUIZNAK.”
  • pineapple on pizza discourse
  • “lance i swear to god if you eat that i will never kiss you again”
  • lance does it anyways
  • the Bonding Moment is an inside joke of theirs
  • “Hey Keith?” “Lance it’s like 2 in the morning what do you want?” “Do you think Vrepit Sa stands for Dicks Out for Zarkon?”
  • pillow talk pillow talk pillow talk
  • their relationship is just disgusting
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“When ‘She Looks So Perfect’ was released there were people at home I knew who were texting me. They were saying they’d heard our record in a club, or a shopping mall. It’s funny, we’d supported One Direction on a whole arena tour and did all those headline shows but nobody outside our close friends said anything about it. Then when they saw us on TV they were like, ‘Oh…my…god!’” 

me: I’m so happy that Ross is getting into a lot of projects, he deserves it my sweet little angel. I know he’s going to do gr8, can’t wait to see him in movies/ or tv shows
me also: Ross fucking Butler was made for fucking Reggie Mantle. When god was making him, he was like “ oh gotta make him the perfect fit for Reggie Mantle in future “ HES SO GOOD AT ACTING LIKE A COCKY JOCK, with hIS varsity jacKET & lil smIRK. how can he be rePLACED?? how dARe You leave hsjsansbd

Bangtan cosplay gone wrong
  • <p> <b>Jin and Namjoon:</b> *watching the boys get ready*<p/><b>Jin:</b> Tae, haven't you dressed as the Joker before. Why not something new?<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> Well I didn't have the perfect partner last time, now I do.<p/><b>Jimin:</b> *Walks out dressed as Harley Quinn*<p/><b>Jin:</b> O.O Jimin! don't you think those shorts are a little small?<p/><b>Jimin:</b> *Shakes ass* Nope<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *Sees from afar and slowly receeds into darkness*<p/><b>Tae:</b> He's the perfect Harley right? *Pervy Tae face*<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *Shows up dressed as Batman, and punches Taehyung in the face* I'll 'save' you Harley<p/><b></b> Jimin:*Is thrown over his shoulder*<p/><b>Jin:</b> Oh my god Tae! are you ok?!<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> Hobi, what even are you?<p/><b>Hoseok:</b> *dressed in all black leotard* I make the sound effects! Pew pew!<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> 😑<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

RFA + V & Saeran head-canons with a super ticklish MC? Have a good night!

lololol yas!! love me some tickles ^-^


Yoosung:

  • rule number 1: never tickle Yoosung
  • rule number 2: never let Yoosung tickle you back
  • because
  • hE’S A BEAST WHEN IT COMES TO IT 
  • he knows all the good spots that just make ticklish people go c r a z y
  • how does he know?
  • well, he’s a ticklish baby himself so obviously he’d know his stuff
  • sometimes he’d be the little demon he was and while MC and him were gaming or whatever and he wanted her to lose, he’d do that knee tickle thing 
    • u know that really light tickle that happens when someone drags their fingers across your knee DO YOU UNDERSTAND WAHT I’M SAYING
  • MC literally loses the game immediately after that because it’s too hard to bare!!!!!!!!
  • “YOOSUNG STOP DOING THAT!”

Zen:

  • ho boy
  • he wasn’t the “average tickler” because heheehheehehhehehe
  • dirty Zenny likes to tickle under the shirt 
  • woeowwowoeowoow
  • “MC, come here!”
  • a seemingly un-harmful, happy invite for her to sit on his lap am i right?
  • WRONG
  • the fuckin moment she sits down he shoves his hands up her shirt not that high okay only on her tummy pls get. it. together. 
  • and just TICKLES HER MERCILESSLY 
  • THERE’S NO END TO IT BECAUSE HE LOVES HER GIGGLES AND HER TEARS OF JOY
  • it’s just so adorable and the way MC becomes flushed and red afterwards makes just makes him bsrgneozrusbvnw;orudbjvne;udifbkjl 
  • ya feel?

Jaehee:

  • Baehee has never tickled anyone else other than her neice ok
  • so she was real shook when she found out that MC was ticklish like
  • “I thought those feelings left as you got older? I’m not ticklish myself so..”
  • MC’s left eye starts twitching because she just had the most devious idea
  • *cue tickle attack*
  • too bad because it’s true lmao
  • Jaehee just stood there expressionless like “mc wat r u doin pls staph touching me”
  • but.. but..
  • NO “BUTS” MC BECAUSE NOW JAEHEE IS COMING TO GET U DO U HEAR ME AND DID U KNOW THAT SHE HAS THE BEST TICKLING SKILLZ EVER (she’s one hell of an aunt that’s for sure)
  • “MUHAAHAHAHAAHA MC YOU WON’T BE GETTING OFF THE HOOK UNTIL I TICKLE YOU FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT”
  • omg jaehee so scary what happened to you

Jumin:

  • he found out by accident because
  • they were getting ready for a ~fancy~ night out right
  • and MC was having trouble with those tiny ass buckles on her heels
    • gurls u know whatt i’m talkin about
  • k so Mr. Han being the gentlemanly man he was went about to help her and the moment he touched her ankle
  • LIKE THE LITERALLY 1 SECOND AFTER HIS FINGER BRUSHED THE SIDE OF HER FOOT SHE LET OUT THIS BLOOD CURDLING- 
  • um i mean she chuckled real softly and like super feminine and shit
  • and Jumin just raises his eyebrows and gives her The Look™ of confusion
  • and she’s like “hehe I’m quite ticklish”
  • i’m sorry, what?
  • he’s never heard of that word before so he asks MC to demonstrate (lol) so she tries to tickle him and u would not believe this but
  • he’s SUCH A BIG BABY THIS MAN CAN’T HOLD BACK HIS LAUGHTER YAS

707:

  • bro lbr you SAW IT COMING OK
  • like ph-lease
  • it’s 707, memelord, literal god of the internet and pranks so he obviously thought to tickle MC the very moment he met her
  • and once he found out that she was the most precious and ticklish her person on the planet… he had no mercy 
  • tickles left and right, in the morning, right before bed, even during her beauty sleep??? most definitely. you don’t want tickles while you’re reading? well too bad you’re getting them. tickles in the car are dangerous but does that stop him? no it doesn’t because he lives on edge do u hear me he’s a hacker, a secret agent-
  • right so back on topic:
  •  because he was such a bully and would not let MC go a day without tickles he woke up one day with his hands tied together
  • “Seven, you’re gonna get a taste of your own medicine today.”
  • uh-oh

Saeran:

  • oh mY GOD THIS CHILD
  • he was so lost when MC started laughing because he was poking her sides
  • he thought he was hurting her??? or something because well 
  • i mean she had tears forming in the corner of her eyes
  • and he already stopped poking but she wouldn’t stop laughing just what kind of sorcery
  • “MC, are you okay?”
  • after she finally calmed the f down she let this little puppy know that she was alright aand asked him if he wanted to try being tickled
  • cinnamon bun has never been tickled before (maybe by Saeyoung back in the bad good ol’ days but it’s been too long)
  • OMG u wish u were there because he was bursting out with laughter belly filled to the brim with joy 
  • his eyes were squeezed shut because it tickled so much it hurt he couldn’t even breathe lmao
  • it was just great

V:

  • guyssssssssss
  • IT’S V IT’S LITERALLY JIHYUN FRICKIN KIM.
  • WHAT DO U TIHNK HE WOULD DO
  • the minute MC starts laughing because he was being devious and tickled her for ~experimental purposes~ he ripped out his camera
  • it literally came with the speed of light and out of some magic portal found around his neck
  • it’s just camera snaps all around and he isn’t just taking pictures
  • nononono that isn’t how famous photographer v does his job
  • he’s literally those people who take pictures of models like
  • “Work it, MC, work the camera, that’s right, perfect, more, give me more smile. Keep those giggles going, yes! exactement!”
  • oh my god hoW EMBARRASSING
  • he also never lets MC live it down
  • and he shows the entire RFA the laughing mess MC becomes whenever he tickles her even the tiniest bit
  • new secret weapon? totally.

i used to be SO TICKLISH it wasn’t even funny 

~Cherry L.


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Otayuri fic recs #3

Sweet Summer Mornings by thelonelywriter (oneshot, nsfw)

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO PERFECT Listen to me this fic made me smile so hard just when i needed it the most. So basically this is 10k words of Otayuri fluff and smut. They are so perfect together. SO BEAUTIFUL ❤❤❤❤

Hashtags by abrandnewheart (oneshot, sfw)

It is gonna kill you and your life will be ruined after reading this. In other words beutiful angst thet will leave you with a lot feelings. I hate it and I love it at the same time. Thank you @mylittlesecretshelter for recommending me this.Don’t read if you dont want to be sad,

Honey, We Broke the Children by blackmountainbones (oneshot, teen and up)

OMG this is so funny I’ve been laughiing the whole time while reading this. Victor is a main character and he is super worried about Yurio( Yurio has a daddy kink #daddybek ;) ) and it is super funny and adorable. 

Gold Medal by howlingmoonrise (TheDarkStoryteller) (oneshot, nsfw)

So in this one Otabek is completely different than in most fics but it is so cool to read. Also this one is super hot.

Halsey Series of Sin by siren of old (series, nsfw)

Ok so this is series of 6 short fics that shows development of their feeling for each other. I love it so much because you can find here fluff, smut and angst (aka everything I need from a good fic). and OMG everything is perfect here you have to read it you won’t regret it I promise

How Long You Walked For (til you got lost tonight) by LiviKate (oneshot, nsfw)

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING I LOVE IT SO MUCH the ending just killed me with its cuteness everything here is just perfect I am so in love just asdfghjkl AMAZING okay i am done screaming about it so Otabek here loves Yurio so much but is completely oblivious to the other boy feelings


I really hope you are gona like it. If you do, don’t forget to leave kudos and comments under the fics. This authors deserve them so much

Dating Hobi would be like:

-the moment he realized he’s in love with you would probably be the moment he asks you out

-i mean, why hesitate…

-and it would probably be a very long confession that would include things like ‘’you make the best pudding’’ and ‘’you’re so cute i want to bite you’’

-he did bite you once

-and explained that you were way too cute and there’s no way he would waste an opportunity like that especially after his first target, Jimin, ran away

-likes to serenade you…while you’re in complete inappropriate places, in a store for example

-which encouraged the old cashier lady to keep throwing in random comments like ‘’well don’t you too look good together’’ and ‘’what did you by your lovely girlfriend today’’ every time you visit the store

-and for some reason Hobi doesn’t seem to mind and engages in a conversation with her every single time

-and you’re standing there listening to two of them talking about eggplants which you’re pretty sure Hoseok knows nothing about and you

-’’You’re the cutest couple I’ve ever seen!’’-’’(Y/N), did you hear that? We’re the cutest couple this lady has ever seen!’’

-never lets you carry the bags, not matter how light they are

-’’Hobi, let me help you!’’-’’No way! Princesses don’t carry heavy things.’’-’’Oh my god…

-has a things for back hugs

-has a things for frontal hugs

-has a things for any types of hugs honestly

-but surprise hugs are his specialty

-like, he would just appear out of nowhere and jump at you like an overenthusiastic seal not like you’re complaining

-you being torn between making him return to the ‘’badass mask looks’’ and keeping quiet and enjoying the already perfect view

-but when it comes to making him show his forehead…nope, not hesitating there

-he always wakes up before you but stays in the bed so he could keep looking at your face plus the last time he tried to make you breakfast the kitchen barely survived so the first thing you usually see in the morning is his smiling face

-follows you around like a puppy when you get up trying to get one more hug again, not like you’re compaining

-and so you too end in front of a mirror together, brushing your teeth and having a little show, using the toothbrushes as microphones and complaining about the bad sound system

-everyone loves taking hot showers with their s/o…well, Hoseok loves baths

-he actually got you a pair of rubber ducks, one for you and one for him because…well, because he’s Hoseok

-doesn’t have a lot of jealous moments

-mainly because he loves you so much that he’s not even able to think about anyone else so deep inside he wants to believe you feel the same

-was so nervous the first time you slept together that he fell of a bed

-also kept apologizing for having that huge grin on his face the whole day

-you know he wants to try doing it in a practice room

-and somehow hip thrusts during practices become even more intense when you drop by

-no matter what you’re wearing he always look at you like you’re a goddess 

-’’Is it just me…’’-’’Another pick up line, Hobi? We’re already dating!-’’This is the best one yet, I swear!’’

-a day can’t go by without him giving you at least one compliment

-doesn’t matter if it’s ‘’You look gorgeous, jagi.’’ or ‘’That green color really suits you.’’-’’Hoseok…it’s a face mask. I look like an alien.’’-’’At least you’re a very sexy alien.’’

-he was the the first one to say ‘’i love you’’ and was hiding how nervous he is with a ear-to-ear smile

-the kiss he gave you after you answered is something that you will never forget

-and you never had to question if you’re being loved…with Hoseok you could actually feel it 

*shouts into the void*: DOES ANYONE a) WATCH LEVERAGE B) FEEL LIKE SCREAMING ABOUT THE ELIOT/PARKER/HARDISON OT3 OR C) SEE ALL OF THE STEREK AU POTENTIAL THAT THIS SHOW PROVIDES

okay

so the things you are obsessed with:

  • Peter betrayed Lily and James
  • Peter killed Cedric
  • He was a Marauder but he hurt them all in one way or another.

that part is lined because I’m not sure if you are aware??

All canon, I won’t argue but please explain to me how you delete Peter Pettigrew from existence when you hate him based on canonical evidence???

YOU TELL ME HE BETRAYED THEM THEREFORE HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO BE INCLUDED?

Please explain to me, how James hated Peter before he died? Please do this, so I get your perspective.

James Potter trusted PETER BLOODY PETTIGREW WITH HIS LIFE.

So what I get from this is you don’t trust James Potter now? You don’t trust the husband of Lily Evans? Are you sure about that? I don’t think so.

Can I be brutally honest with you?

  • James Potter loved Peter
  • Sirius Black loved Peter
  • Remus Lupin loved Peter

and you know what? Peter loved them back until he was defeated by the fear that consumed him and he found his life more important than theirs. Remus wouldn’t have done it, Sirius wouldn’t have done it, James wouldn’t have done it but Peter was never as strong as them. He is complex and that’s what makes the Marauders so perfect, because none of them are.

Let’s see what we miss when you delete Peter from the narrative:

  • The silent boy who everyone thought didn’t belong with the Marauders
  • but he did
  • the one proof that shows James wasn’t an arrogant asshole to the people he cared about until he got his head out of his ass around the fifth year
  • the rat that helped them get into the Shrieking Shack when Remus had his transformations?? OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY HELPED THEM??

Just riddle me this…

Why does the Marauders’ Map has four names on it when you insist on making fanfic and fan art for three? 

Explain that to me and we are good but if you fail, I won’t stop ranting about this.

Thank you and goodnight.

anonymous asked:

Dan is so extra, he filtered the photo to be blurred out slightly so the main focus is the glitter nails.

dan loves his glittery nails so much he wanted to frame them exactly right and he spent so much time making sure the lighting was perfect and showed phil 15 different possible filters and phil thinks dan’s nails and dan’s enthusiasm are both very cute so he humored him for the most part but eventually was like oh my god dan shut tf up and post it so that i can go back to talking to you jfc and dan just ignored him as he played around some more with the exposure and the brightness and the blur and then he finally posted it like 37 mins later because he needed the debut of his sparkly s o f t boye .。*゚✧.*.。self to be perfect in all ways and then phil just shook his head in disgruntled fondness and hugged him afterwards facts only 

  • [gendry goes to the starks house. calls the door. waits for arya to show up. he's really nervous and anxious. suddenly someone opens the door.]
  • gendry: arya, i know this will sound weird and you probably will never talk to me again after this but i like you, i like you a lot and...oh my god...you're so perfect, so incredible and i just want to kiss you really hard. so...i know this is unexpected, but do you want to be my girlfriend?
  • gendry: * up his head and finds jon in the door with his mouth open, staring at him shocked*
  • gendry:
  • jon:
  • gendry:
  • jon: ARYA! SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU!
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Season 7, Time for a Wedding.

Dean x Reader, Sam x Reader.

 A/N: This fic was written for Michelle’s 2k Follower Challenge. My quote was “Of course I didn’t leave it alone. Sue me.”

Summary: You have been hunting with the Winchesters for practically all your life, which makes you a co-protagonist in the supernatural books. There aren’t too many problems with that until you find out that Becky ships you and Sam together. And she’s loud about this particular hobby too, so loud in fact that your longtime boyfriend Dean might not stand her very much. But, whatever, right? Ships are harmless, or they are usually. They’re not anymore when she decides it’s time for hers to become canon, with a long-awaited (in her opinion) wedding.

Word Count: 3600+

Tags: @luci-in-trenchcoats @mrswhozeewhatsis @daydreamingintheimpala @driverpicksthemuusic @mysoul4dean  @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @1dstudyblr @bitch-i-am-a-dean-girl @amoreagron @spnfangirl1965 @aristtewinchesterholmes @thisisthelilith @chelsea072498 @skymoonandstardust @apeshit7x  @aiaranradnay @anokhi07 @tatortot2701 

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anonymous asked:

Have you ever done RFA+literally anyone hcs with a chubby MC because if not then please do it I need it in my life no rush though take your time ily have a good day fam bye

i have been waiting for one of these

Zen: 

  • you were gorgeous
  • he was always telling you that
  • but when the two of you would go out and you would see all of his fans
  • it made you feel a little insecure yeah
  • but when you told him that he made it his personal mission to make you see how perfect you were
  • did somebody say extra love to your most insecure features?
  • how bout off guard pictures that look like they came out of a magazine
  • not to mention him down right destroying anyone who talked badly of you

Yoosung:

  • he thought you were cute
  • ‘more to love is that saying right? it’s so true!…wait oh my god did i upset you im sorry!’
  • this cute dork
  • would straight up punch any guy who made a rude comment about your weight
  • whether you were around to hear it or not
  • the girls got death glares that would rattle even Saeran
  • super over protective
  • he thought you were perfect, yeah right if you thought he would let you think anything else
  • loves loves loves cuddling you though
  • favorite past time, wins out over LOLOL sometimes

Jumin:

  • this boy
  • you couldn’t show the smallest hint of insecurity about anything to him
  • he shut it down so quick and would do whatever he could to make you love that part of yourself
  • he absolutely loved your body though
  • so any form of weight loss surgery he would not be paying for
  • sorry MC but if you had plans on losing that weight you better do it yourself
  • Jumin thinks theres nothing that needs to be changed and he be damned if he reinforces your belief that there is
  • pays extra close attention to your stomach and thighs that night
  • if he kept up at the pace he was going you would end up losing the weight anyways
  • no seriously all you had to do was blink and he was ready to go
  • loves you regardless of what you look like, but you look pretty damn good to him

Jaehee: 

  • she doesn’t think anything of it
  • she loves you and your body, it never crossed her mind that you would feel any different
  • bet your ass she started telling you how much she loved you and how beautiful you are a lot more after that
  • she straight judo beats a guy in the cafe when he makes a joke about your weight under his breath
  • she didn’t tell you what he said
  • no one mentions your weight after that, not even when neither of you are around because she somehow finds out every time
  • when you’re cuddling she is always the big spoon
  • don’t try to fight her on it
  • she loves resting her cheek against your back
  • idk shes weird

Saeyoung:

  • boy would fight you if you were insecure about your weight
  • no really he wouldn’t get it and challenge you to a pillow fight
  • loser would be deemed right because if it was winner he knew you would win
  • you’re much better at pillow fights than he is because you distract him with your perfect looks
  • loves you and your body
  • pays super close attention to the parts of your body you dislike the most
  • absolutely loves how big your boobs are
  • he is always leaving little notes about how beautiful you are around the house
  • destroys anyone who talks badly of you
  • literally destroys them. credit, marriage, everything

V: 

  • this angel
  • he may be nearly blind but he knows you are gorgeous
  • you can’t use that against him
  • ‘V you’re blind you don’t even know’
  • guess who gets the eye surgery
  • “you’re just as perfect as i thought you were”
  • little shit
  • now that he has his sight back, he’s back to taking pictures
  • usually of you
  • after seeing how beautiful you looked in his photographs boy is talented with a camera you almost cry
  • “this is how you always look to me MC”
  • yeah you’re crying

Saeran:

  • he doesn’t care
  • he literally couldn’t give less of a shit about your weight
  • he loves you and everything about you 
  • so what if you weigh a little more than average
  • would pick you up like it’s nothing to him
  • one look from him towards anyone who was so much as looking at you wrong would have them peeing their pants
  • no one ever actually said anything about your weight
  • he’d probably kill them
  • pays extra attention to places he’s noticed you’re insecure about
  • loves to lay his head on your chest after a bad day

-Admin!Kayleigh

UNDERTALE starters
  • “…But nobody came.”
  • “I… I’ve changed my mind about all this. This isn’t a good idea anymore.”
  • “YOU! You’re standing in the way of everybody’s hopes and dreams!”
  • “I don’t want to break their hearts all over again. It’s better if they never see me.”    
  • “Despite everything, it’s still you.”
  • “Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.”
  • “Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward… I will KILL you.”
  • “It’s me, [name].”
  • “Wow! We haven’t even had our first date and I’m in the friendzone!”
  • “It pains me to say this, but… you should probably never come back here.”
  • “Maybe looking at this nice lamp will help you.”
  • “There is nothing left for us here. Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.”
  • “They thought that he had killed the child.”
  • “Quit looking at me with that stupid expression. You’re pissing me off.”
  • “We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”
  • “Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming… Perfect weather for a game of catch.”
  • “You can certainly find better than an old man/woman like me.” 
  • “I do not know if this is pathetic or endearing.”
  • “Oh. My god. I didn’t expect you to show up so soon! I haven’t showered, I’m barely dressed, it’s all messy, and…”
  • “You’re way better at dating than I am.”
  • “Get dunked on!”
  • “This is the power that the humans feared.”
  • “They must be here, playing a joke on me. I’ll just wait until one of them admits it…”
  • “…You really like hot animals, don’t you?”
  • “It was nice to meet you. …Goodbye.”
  • “On days like this, kids like you should be burning in Hell.”
  • “Remember. DON’T kill anyone. …I can’t believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.”
  • “…Why are you still here? Are you trying to keep me company?”
  • “You should be smiling, too. Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?” 
  • “Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is SO much more interesting.”
  • “What makes you think you’re in control?”
  • “Never come back here. You are not welcome.”
  • “Why does someone as great as me have to do so much to get recognition?!”
  • “You made your choice long ago.”
  • “Don’t you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?”
  • “So you finally made it. The end of your journey is at hand.”
  • “I didn’t cry! I just… caught something in my eye!”
  • “You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!”
  • “Look. [Name] didn’t come to the meeting today. Say what you want about him/her/them. H/She’s/They’re weird, naive, self-absorbed. But [name] has NEVER missed a meeting. And no matter what time you call him/her/them on the phone… Night, day, afternoon, morning… He/she/they ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.”
  • “Anything you want to do is important enough. Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk… Please take your time.“
  • “[Name] hated humanity. Why they did, they never talked about it. But they felt very strongly about that.”
  • “WELL? Are you CHERISHING?! CHERISH HARDER!”
  • "If you… If you think I’m gonna give up hope, you’re wrong. ‘Cause I’ve got my friends behind me.”
  • “Perhaps we can reach a compromise. You still have something that I want.”
  • “Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.”
  • “No matter the struggles or hardships you faced… you strived to do the right thing. You refused to hurt anyone.”
  • “This is why I never make promises.”
  • “ …Why? Why are you being… so nice to me? I can’t understand. I can’t understand! I just can’t understand… “
  • “Honestly, fighting you IS pretty fun… So even if you ARE a sicko, I’ll take it!”
  • “Maybe you’d be better… at not killing anyone? Crazy idea, huh? Let me know how that one goes.” 
  • “Did I ever tell you about the time [name] flirted with me?”
  • “STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!”
  • “Now, I understand acting in self-defense. You were thrown into those situations against your will.”
  • “You’d better watch yourself, kid. Things are lookin’ real bad for you.”
  • “Are you ready? If you are not, I understand. I’m not ready either…”
  • “Oh my God! Will you two just smooch already?”
  • “Don’t you get it? There’s no such thing as happy endings. This is all that’s left…!”
  • “The internet! I’m quite popular there!”
  • “Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everyone can be a good person if they just try?”
  • “Don’t worry about it. Most of us have tried to kill [name] at one time or another.”
  • “Wowie! You did it! You didn’t do a violence!”
  • “Not everything can be resolved by being nice.”
  • “Don’t kill, and don’t be killed, alright? That’s the best you can strive for.” 
  • “Oh no! You’re meeting all of my standards!”
  • “Anime is real, RIGHT?!”
  • “Maybe you’re wondering if I ever get tired of winning… Wanna see my answer?”
  • “Sorry, I do not have much to say. It was nice to hear your voice, though.”
  • “This is all just a bad dream… and you’re NEVER waking up!”
  • “Down here, it’s kill or be killed!”
  • “I can’t come back. I just can’t, OK?”
  • “I so badly want to say, ‘would you like a cup of tea?’ But… You know how it is.”
  • “Would you smooch a ghost?”
  • “The truth is… [Name] wasn’t really the greatest person.” 
  • “Well, if I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you?” 
  • “You’re not really human, are you? No. You’re empty inside. Just like me.”
  • “Are you bored? I should have given a book to you. My apologies. Why not use your imagination to divert yourself?”
  • “I’ll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach… and then tear it away just before you grasp it.”
  • “Come on! Step forward and let’s end this!”
  • “Don’t you get it? This is all just a GAME.”
  • “Are those two robots…?”
  • “If you have some sort of special power… isn’t it your responsibility to do the right thing?”
  • “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
  • “Self-defense? Please. You didn’t kill them because you had to. You killed them because it was easy for you. Because it was fun for you. Do you think it was fun when I found out…? Do you think it’s fun when people’s family members never come home? Is that fun? No. “
  • “I wish I had eight legs… so I could wear FOUR pairs of hot pants!”
  • “The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”
  • “RUN. INTO. THE BULLETS.”
  • “I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
  • “They just sort of showed up one day and…asserted themselves. The town’s gotten a lot more interesting since then.”
  • “Our king is really bad at names.”
  • “If it weren’t for you, I would’ve never gotten past him. But now, with your help, he’s DEAD.”
  • “Then why’d you kill my brother/sister?”
  • “I’ve done everything this world has to offer. I’ve read every book. I’ve burned every book. I’ve won every game. I’ve lost every game. I’ve appeased everyone. I’ve killed everyone.”
  • “What did you do to him? …What did you DO to him?!”
  • “…I don’t have the heart to tell her what you did. Do you know how she’d react?”
  • “You didn’t even need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
  • “I’m smiling and I hate it!”
  • “Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward… you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.”
  • “If we’re really friends… you won’t come back.”
  • “Did you really think I was gonna be satisfied… killing you only ONE time?”
  • “I remember when I first woke up here, in the garden. I was so scared. I couldn’t feel my arms or my legs…”
  • “Even after all this time, you’re still the only one that understands me.”
  • “Why do I always get the freaks?”
  • “It’s possible that you may have a problem.”
  • “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
  • “I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
  • “If you’re so scared, why do you keep winking?”
  • “Don’t you have anything better to do?”
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Ethan Dolan x Reader #1

Warnings: noooonnnneee :)

Word Count: 1103

Note: i loooovvveeee this AU, so I figured it be the perfect on to start on ~ K

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#1 for AU April: Florist x Tattoo Artist 

(gif creds to @jaredpadaleckis

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It was ironic, and someone’s poor planning, had somehow lead to her flower shop was right next door to his tattoo parlor. As if by some wave of fate’s wand the two had met on the strangest of circumstances.

For him, she was a constant. She was never late, and each day when it came to him opening his doors, she was already there watering the fresh flowers on her windowsill. She’d always say good morning and ask if he had any fun appointments for the day. She never seemed to get down and when she did, it was never for the public eye to see.

For her, he was a mystery. He was always rushing to his door with a wave at her. He’d always ask her for a ‘flower of the day’ and when she had asked him why he simply said: “because you look cute when you talk about flowers”. He was amazing at tattoos, and each person that left his shop were filled with smiles, yet he didn’t have any visible himself.

For the both of them, it was only a matter of time until they got together.

They made perfect sense….

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watch my back so i make sure, you’re right behind me as before
yesterday the night before tomorrow, dry my eyes so you won’t know
dry my eyes so i won’t show, i know you’re right behind me
and don’t you let me go, let me go tonight