oh my god this post

i want to make a microsoft word Clippy app for all my cacw related posts. It will go like this: 

We see that you’re trying to add Thaddeus Ross-related meta to this person’s Civil War post.

  • Have you considered that General Ross is not the sole arbiter or writer of the Accords?
  • Have you considered that this person’s post has nothing to do with General Ross? 
I feel like a few of my problems might be solved this way.

anonymous asked:

I have a problem imagining you as a girl with specific features - probably because I strongly associate people's profile pictures with how I imagine them, so I usually just end up picturing a younger, giggly Ted Cruz posting all of these things.

Oh my god that’s funny

I was rewatching “Escape from Beta Traz” and like this fucking scene

Pidge is just like “Lance, you’re gonna need to get a scan of his face” like it’s the easiest thing in the world and if it were any other idk SANE person they would’ve at least been like “wtf pidge have you seen this guy like he’s terrifying and also how the fuck am I gonna scan HIS FACE from this distance hidden away without him fucking noticing me”

But Lance, CLASS CLOWN LANCE, just says “Copy that” and gets down to business

HE IS A SHARPSHOOTER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I MEAN HE REALLY ONLY HAS LIKE A 3 SECOND WINDOW TO AIM AND SCAN FROM THIS DISTANCE

HE SHOOTS THIS BLINDING ASS LIGHT WITH ZERO HESITATION AND LIKE

IN 0.00001456933 SECONDS THIS BITCH TURNS AROUND

But Lance used his fast leggys and hid himself like wtf I’m so proud of him. He is so smart and good and has amazing reflexes and is a quick thinker and doesn’t hesitate when people need him.

And he is like so relieved that he actually did the thing but doesn’t gloat or bask in his moment he just sends Pidge the face like NO PROBLEM “Face on the way Pidge” THAT WASNT RISKY AT ALL. WHATEVER. ALL IN A DAYS WORK.

MY SON GETS SHIT DONE AND THIS MISSION WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY FAILED WITHOUT HIM FOR SO MANY REASONS

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trans girl giorno is very good