oh my god this is shit


Sometimes I wonder if fans make animators loose sleep over little things. Like the fact we lost our shits over the fact Keith slept with shoes on. And the animators all saw this and went “shit we’ve done it now, we got to fix it”

so they go to the writers and have to ask for a specific scene to fix their error. Like “Oh my God, we need a scene with Keith in bed.”

“Um, why?”

“We need to take his shoes off. Please, for the love of God, for the fans. Give us this second chance to make things right.”

“Alright, I suppose we can make a random scene of him looking at his knife again-”

“YES LORD PLEASE, and we’ll take his shoes and fanny pack off. The fans will be so pleased. character development.”

Writers: o-0

Animators: :D 

And then when the episode finally airs they try to make a huge deal of it. Like, LOOK LOOK FANDOM WE TOOK HIS SHOES OFF. IS IT OKAY? HAVE WE DONE GOOD?

And then the fans either loose their shit over this development with them, or find something else about it to make a big deal about it.

MCR speech:

Right now I’m just thinking back to the first time I listened to the Black Parade album (it was like 2 and a half months ago) and just wow. I was a totally different person then. And now I know about this frickin amazing band that has created the greatest music I have ever frickin heard and im so grateful holy shit im gonna go cry now.

Just thinking about the first time i even heard welcome to the black parade while i listen to it and it just makes me so fucking happy that i found this band. I wouldnt be me without this band oh my god. Why is it so amazing. Like how. How did i not know about it before? Honestly whats wrong with me. They are just so amazing oh my fuckin god my chest hurts. It feels like someone has stabbed me and twisted the knife.

MCR… you kill me, yet revive me. You scare me, yet intrigue me. How. Like what genetic chance made these beautiful humans that came together to make this music that literally transports my soul to another dimension.

These last 2 months have been a rollercoaster of emotions oh my god im so grateful.
Like is it possible to just give everything i have to the boys for making these masterpieces of beautiful musical creation. Oh wait… it wouldn’t be enough. NOTHING WOULD BE ENOUGH BECAUSE WHAT THEY HAVE CREATED IS SO AMAZING AND NOW I WANNA DIE OK BYE

anonymous asked:

I hate old people so much. They're rude, conceited, they stand in the way of everything to talk and refuse to move (this isn't a social club, fucking get your shit and leave you old bat) and they take all my small carts using them as walkers or sit around in our mall for hours. That 1. Makes my job harder because i'm constantly harassed for them 2. Have to walk huge distances because they fuck off with them off the property or just dump them away from the bays. So fuck you lot. Fuck the fuck off

Oh my God. OH MY FUCKING GOD! THE CONGREGATERS! I fucking hate it when old people do that! As an employee AND as a customer. Get out of the fucking way, you wrinkly ass cheek! It happens at any age, but 90% of the time it’s someone that’s probably picked out their own casket within the last week. Makes me want to rip their tongues out and throw it for them to go fetch. Let me do my job or let me just grab that one box of cereal! It’s so rude and so fucking selfish. Most sane people either go somewhere out of the way or, hell, go out for coffee if the conversation is actually any good. Instead you hear the most mundane boring or weird shit coming out of their mouths. Was your cat’s hairball texture really worth blocking the spaghetti(actually happened, I’m not kidding)? I could write a goddamn book on this I swear. I know they’re probably lonely, fair enough, but coffee and lunch is way better than talking about your dry skin in the middle of the bread aisle. -Abby

Imagine Kris trying to immerse himself in a new dramatic role as a thief by going to rob a bank. He just ends up asking if he can have some money, which ends awkwardly when the teller discovers that he doesn’t have an account there. He clumsily excuses himself and tries to figure out where he’ll ever wear this balaclava again.

Pokemon Origins is just “Green you’re 11 and you’re really fucking gay holy shit”

His face straight up looks like “Why do I feel all warm inside when he gets right up in my face?? It feels nice I wanna irritate him more so he does this more NO HOMO” Oh my God it is so adorable and I want to just. Honey. You are so. GAY.

anonymous asked:

i feel like all larries knew about cricky except me.. why didnt anyone tell me omg i was just minding my own shit till i clicked on this tag and i thought it was an animal but its cris and his "husband"???? whaaat i didnt even know he liked men what is this mess ??? where am i

ohhhhhhhh boy, anon! it’s CRICKY TIME

Here I’ll leave you with this: 

Oh my god, there’s another fanfiction with an autistic character and they’re using the dynamic “caretaker/patient” again. Why ? Why is it so appealing to neurotypical people ? Why can’t you just… i don’t know… stop ?

And this one is the worst, they’re basically using the ABA therapy (like Character A is forcing Character B to do some stuff to get to eat and then they’re like “Good job !”. That’s totally ABA.). Character A is literally a piece of shit in this fanfic and he’s totally abusing Character B. That’s awful.

You can’t form a relationship with someone if you’re seeking to eliminate their entire way of being ! You can’t pretend to love someone if you just want to make them normal ! How is it so hard to understand ?

[gif of a white man, wide eyed, saying “Desperate ! Desperate ! I am really desperate !”]

anonymous asked:

why doesn't ray ever like any of your asks while you like all of his?? i feel like this family is unbalanced and ray isn't pulling his weight. i mean, just click the like button, dad! show your children that you support mom, dang it!

oh god he likes PLENTY of my asks and it is honest to god not a problem to me at all ahaha. He’s not obligated to like all my shit lmao, I appreciate your concern thoug!

OH MY GOD WHAT SHOW ARE ANTIS WATCHING? HOW IS KARAMEL ABUSIVE? HOW IS HE MANIPULATING HER? I’m genuinely disgusted by all the ignorance from them. I have witnessed what an abusive couple looks like in real life, in my own family. And karamel ain’t one of them. Please stop. I get that you don’t like him but there is a line you should never cross and that is the one that keeps you from talking about issues you don’t actually know shit about. ALL BECAUSE OF A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER/COUPLE YOU DON’T LIKE? FIND YOUR CHILL.

anonymous asked:

Why keep bitching over and over about the same shit when you can easily just turn the fucking music off, save your money, don't follow the band on social media, or whatever the hell it takes for people to move on. If it's so bad, leave. Go. Don't read the interviews, don't buy the merch, go see a different band. People are acting like someone is twisting their arm to participate in all of this. It's like people who are obsessed with an ex.

Oh my god, yes! That’s exactly what it’s like.

I don’t know if some people are just putting themselves up on this high pedestal of the fandom…like, “I’ve been this huge of a fan for this long and i don’t support this anymore, I’m bitter so you shouldn’t support this either”…

People need to stop saying they’re done and actually just be done at this point.







i need to ask if they have a basic sticker cutter thing bc ill die. il just die

anonymous asked:

I went to dinner with my mom and uncle and we were talking politics (they're really conservative) and started talking about LGBT+ related issues and my uncle said he didn't have a problem with gays/lesbians just the "freaks" who try to say they like both or everyone and my mom agreed and said that people like that did it for attention and to sleep around and it sucked knowing how they felt and if I ever come out as bi/pan I'm always going to know how they really feel.


oh my God…. things like this make me so angry. Honestly…. how fucking privileged  straight parents (and other straight family members) are to think they can talk shit like that without affecting someone at the table because oh no there sure cannot be one of THE GAYS in the family. Fuck them.

You have any right to be angry and disappointed. A parent’s job is it to protect their child and to love it unconditionally. This also means their job is to create an environment in which the child feels like it can be whoever they want to be.

I am so sorry that you had to hear these things from your family and all I can hope is that if you ever want to come out to them (and you certainly don’t have to) that they will try to better themselves and unlearn their biphobia, support you and most of all: apologise for the damage they have done.

This is all on them and none of this is your fault.


anonymous asked:

I started following you when I was like 12 for Davekat content and then fell in love with Bubblegum Karkat, and now I'm 15 abt to turn 16 and I'm getting into TAZ and like idk your art and the way you talk abt stuff has really helped me grow more as a person and explore new interests iddkk.

aw shit dude,, omg,, ik i have a few bloggers ive followed like that and its wild bc there are people who have made huge impacts in my life and would never know and it never rlly occurred to me that i could be doin the same thing for other people,, oh man,, i hope ive made a good impact in ur and in like other kids lives too god dang i gotta step up my role model game

Canvas Size

Me: creates 2000x2000 canvas

Computer: lol no problem i got u

Me: Expands to 4000x4000

Computer: alright I think I can manage this

Me: Expands to 6000x6000

Computer: wtf are u doin

Me: Expands to 8000x8000

Computer: oK PLEASE STOP

Me: Expands to 10,000x10,000


Me: holy shit why is my computer so slow???

Honestly i just imagine every magic user in the area is SO pissed by this spear of destiny development. Okay like, some of them are. At this point assumedly klarion the witch boy has shit himself laughing but any magic user worth their salt would be able to preserve their mental state and wake up in this new reality like oh fuck- who the- why the fuck- god damn it

We cut halfway through the episode to mick calling constantine who is smoking an entire pack of cigarettes at once and he’s like no nope last i checked this isn’t my problem

Zatannas gonna have a goddamn ulcer ffs

Sex With Tristan Duffy [HC]

Request: “AH! CAN YOU DO A HEADCANNON OF SEX WITH TRISTAN DUFFY! (He’s one of my favorites and your headcannons are fucking amazing)”

Count: 17


  • Oh God imagine all of the love bites
  • And like, full bite marks
  • “Feel good, babe?”
  • He’s a cocky lil’ shit (pun intendeded? Maybe?)
  • And he goes from “Oh hi, how are you?” to “fuck me senseless” in 0.05 ½ seconds
  • I feel like he likes to give more than receive, but don’t get me wrong, he’d never turn down a blowjob
  • He likes his SO to be loud
  • Totally NOT into bondage I still think he is though
  • If you’re not down for some fucking that’s straight from a Brazzers film, he’s great at lovemaking 
  • It’s just a little uncommon
  • Possible daddy/baby girl kink?
  • He’s into spanking though
  • And he prefers doggy/all of it’s variants 
  • He’s 100% an ass guy, no doubt about it
  • But at the same time, he probably thinks boobs are 10/10 primo stuff
  • And we all know that Tristan has had sex in some pretty weird places
  • He’s just a great dude