oh my god this is my first give away

The first time Damian gets kidnapped as Bruce Wayne's son

Thugs over video feed: “Okay man, just remember you have 24 hours to deliver the money or else the kid dies 

Bruce: "All right, but first I just want to talk to him please I need to know my little baby is okay *wipes away very convincing Fake Tear™* 

*camera pans to Damian, who’s tied to a chair but seems totally chill with the situation and even gives an evil grin when he sees Bruce* 

Bruce (yelling dramatically): "OH NO MY DARLING CHILD ARE YOU OKAY??”

Bruce (furiously whispering): “Don’t you dare hurt them do you hear me young man" 


"If you try to fight back at all I swear to god you’re grounded for a month when you get back" 


"Please don’t kill them" 

Seventeen Reactions ~ One Of The Members Walking In While They’re Having Sex

Request: Can you please do a seventeen reaction to one of the members walking in on them have really rough sex ,I’m sorry 😂.(ps. I love your blog, your amazing 😘)

A/N: I’m back from the dead, I feel dead wow… anyway like sorry this is late @ the requester anyway hope u enjoy


“Why cant anyone in this place learn how to knock, aigoo” *Shoos Jisoo out by throwing something nearby in his direction”


“Could you please politely fuck off Mingyu, thanks.” *Glares at Mingyu until he’s running out, most likely telling the other members what he witnessed.*


“Oh shit, we’ve been discovered…” *Slowly hides you both under the blankets*


*Literally has nothing to say but the other member knows he’s suddenly irritated that they stepped in on very intimate moment*

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“Run along and play with your toys, Chan.” *just continues whether poor mind corrupted Lee Chan is still standing at the door or not*

Originally posted by mc-gyu


“It’s not what it looks like, I’m just teaching y/n how to body roll in bed… now gtfo so I can continue without distractions”

“then why are you both naked?”





“Care to Join, Wonu?” *Resting bitch face* “No? Okay then get fuck out.”


“Oh my god~ Can you not see I am busy.”


“Kim Mingyu I’m giving you 5 seconds to stop staring at my girlfriend and get out of here before I beat your perverted ass.”


“Bitch what the fuck do you need from me…”


“What the fuck, first you take my lines then you take away my sex life… smh” 



~ Admin Kai

Business and Pleasure - Part 10

Summary:  Bucky AU. After a major deal falls through, your father’s business almost falls apart. In a desperate attempt to save his livelihood, he seeks the help of his oldest friend, George Barnes, who happens to be the CEO of one of the most influential businesses in New York. He agrees, but on one condition. You have to marry his son.

Word Count: 2,201

Warnings: Swearing

Originally posted by little--batman

The two of you had fallen into silence, both seemingly lost in thought. The appetizers were delicious, but you couldn’t do more than pick at them. You were too distracted by your thoughts to focus on eating.

So much had happened in so little time. Sure, it seemed like you had your best friend back, but who knew how long that would last. He seemed sincere earlier, but there was no way to guarantee that the two of you wouldn’t get into another stupid argument and find yourselves right back where you started.

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Okay so @xxtorchxx did the thing, prompted by @bridgetteirish and @reginalovesemma. I’m just finishing what they started. M’lud.

Alex knows that a cupcake isn’t enough, not for Kara’s appetite or for the level of damage to her feelings. It had been tough to choke back revulsion long enough to pretend that the alien frat boy might be a viable option, but thankfully Kara had been talked off that ‘complicated’ subject pretty quickly. She’d all but chased Alex out of the door before midnight, unheard of for their late night gossip sessions.

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“  Steak & Shake Date  “

I’m not even joking when I say I passed out and had a weird ass dream about steak&shake’s root beer float milkshake with Elvis. So- college 80′s Steak & Shake first murder boyfriend date was the result when I woke :d 

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SF9 Reacting To You Wearing Their Clothes

hi~A round of of applause for my first reaction.~ Thank you @fatimaloveskpop hope you like it! 


I feel like Inseong would be like “Yes jagi. But wash and return them I need my sweaters back…” He would find it cute when he walked in the door and found you cuddled in a sweater of his. 


I feel like he would giggle and be like “wah why are you in my sweater!? Why are you so cute!?” I also see him giving you a one of his sweaters for while he’s away because he knows you miss him. 


One phrase: oh my god. my heart is… oh my god. I can see him dying on the inside because you decided sweater paws was the correct way to greet him after not seeing him for a couple of days. “aigoo jagiya why must you twist my heart this way?” 


“YAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BOXERS JAGIYA! THEY’RE NOT SHORTS.” Dawon is the king of loud voices and overreactions. He would flail his arms as he’s saying it and when you start laughing he starts laughing and there you both are laughing your asses off because you forgot to do the laundry. 


“Jagiya I don’t like sharing clothes…” As he pulls you closer and stops you from taking off his sweater. From then on he complains about you wearing his clothes but lowkey tells the guys how cute you are and even has pictures saved in his phone of you sleeping in one of his bigger sweaters.


“Aish jagi this won’t do. You’re cuter than me in that sweater…” He would totally want to take you out for dates with you wearing his sweater. Kissing your nose and cooing because damnit you’re so gosh damned cute in that sweater. 


“Hey! You better not yell at me next time about wearing your beanie. Sweater thief.” I see you guys fighting over who gets to wear what sweater what day. “Jagi I want to wear the grey one it matches my shoes…” He would also be your photographer. And you his. “Jagi come take my photo over here the lighting is better over here.” Would lowkey lose fights just so he could see you in his sweater because he is highkey so smitten.


Forever taking you shopping so you can pick out your own sweater, but you never buy anything and the next week after his scent is all over his new sweater, you have stolen it. “HEY! Why didn’t you buy your own!?” “Because I like your taste and you won’t wear my sweater to get your scent on it.” While still a little frustrated he would be giggly because that was just too cute. 


Even though he’s a little shy bean, he would be so excited to see you in his sweater. You’s go over to see him with his sweater on and he would instantly die. Also try hiding you so the guys wouldn’t make fun, but inevitably Dawon would see you and scream that you were there and in his sweater and then hell would break loose because his eight hyungs wouldn’t shut the hell up. But it was worth it, cause when they finally leave you alone your cheeks are red and he gets to enjoy his cute embarrassed jagi.

A/N: none of these gifs are mine. So credit to the owners! I hope you guys like my first reaction and thank you for requesting and keeping up with me. Much love baes. Much love. Xxoo <3 <3 <3 <3

21 Questions- Calum Hood

So this isn’t my best despite all the time spent on it, also REALLY long, but wanted to give you guys something…so enjoy

But then what? You drop your guy and take me on, it’s everything i wanted…but then what? Would you get tired of my time? -21 questions, Waterparks

Your boyfriend got a new gig, a major one. Or at least that’s what he made it seem like. You had no idea what this 5 seconds of summer was. What kind of name is that for a band anyway? Regardless you were happy for him. This was his first big gig in months. Sure he’d have to follow them on the American leg of their tour, and be gone for awhile but that’s what you signed up for.

“I can’t wait! This is going to be so awesome! And I already met the guys, they’re super chill. You’ll like them a lot. Now have you seen my box of SD cards? I can’t them anywhere…or that new lens….Where’d you put them?”

“You already packed them” You laughed. “And what’s this about me liking them?? You never mentioned I have to meet them…”

He looked up at you and sighed.

“Dammit…I blew it. Oh well might as well tell you…”


“Well Y/n, you see….”


“You’re coming with me for the first month”


“You get to come on tour! Look babe I know it’s been hard between us lately, but I think if you came with me and we just got away for awhile it’ll fix things…” He said, pulling you close.

“Oh Jesse…that sounds wonderful…this will be so much fun!! Oh my god, I have to start packing. A month?? What am I going to wear, what can I bring, oh my gosh” You said, giving him a quick kiss before rushing to your closet to start packing.


You walked into the venue. The band had to be here early for set up, so they thought it would be best for all of us to meet there. That way Jesse could also plan out his shots.

From the look on his face, you can tell he was already doing that as he looked at the stage in front of you both.

“Hang on, I’ll be right back” He said, disappearing somewhere on the side of the stage.

“Ya, sure just leave me here…” You sighed. He was already gone though.

“Are you supposed to be here?” Someone said from behind you.

You turned to see a boy with dark hair and tanned skin. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt, leaving his bulging arms exposed, and giving full view to his tattoos. You couldn’t help but stare, then in embarrassment you fumbled for the lanyard around your neck.

“Yeah….” You said holding up your badge.

“Oh ok, I thought you might be some fan that snuck in”

“Haha, no…I honestly don’t even know who the band is…I’m supposed to meet them later though. And of course I’ll be on tour with them for awhile…”

“Really?” He grinned

“Yup. Do you know them?”

“Yeah. Quite well actually. They’re all assholes.” He laughed


“Oh yeah. They’re the worst. Here, I’ll introduce you” He said, pulling you by the hand.

Once you were backstage, he went straight for the dressing room.

“Hey we got company, you all better be decent” Calum yelled as he opened the door.

“Hey guys this is…what was your name?” Calum asked you.


“Y/n…” Calum said, smiling at you.

“You brought her backstage with out knowing her name? What is she’s just some stalker fan” A tall boy with blonde hair and blue eyes asked.

“Yeah Calum, come on think dude” Another boy with blonde hair asked, dark scruff covering his chin.

“Um hello? Yes, I’m right here. What is with the whole stalker fan thing? You guys actually have those? And why am I assumed to be one? What because I’m female? Look I’m actually meant to be here, see this badge? I don’t think I could have stolen a photographer’s badge.”

“Ohhh! You’re Jesse’s girlfriend yes?” A boy with curly brown hair asked, holding a pair of drumsticks.

“Yes, thanks for finally realizing. Calum here was right, you guys are a bunch of assholes.”

“Calum said that?” The taller blonde boy asked, laughing. The other two laughing with him.

“You’re Jesse’s girlfriend?” Calum asked you, giving you a confused look.


“Ok Y/n, so when Calum said the band is made up of a bunch of assholes, did he mention he’s our bassist? ” The one with the scruff said.

“What? Seriously?” You said turning to Calum

“Wow…you really aren’t a stalker fan are you?” The drummer asked.

Calum seemed lost in thought, but quickly returned to normal at this.

“Yup! See I told you!” Calum laughed, throwing his arm around you.

“Woah watch it buddy, she’s taken. Hi I’m Michael.” The boy with the scruff, Michael, said while shaking your hand.

“Luke” The tall blonde boy said, shaking your hand as well.

“Ashton, and I’m more of a hugging type” The curly haired boy said, giving you a huge bear hug.

“Hi…Well, nice to meet you guys”

“Y/n! There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you! I see you met the guys… hope you all have been nice…” Jesse said, giving them a smirk. He then went to stand by you and put his arm around your waist.

As he did this, you couldn’t help but see Calum staring, and you couldn’t quite place his expression. Was it anger, jealousy, hurt? All three?

“They’ve been great. Don’t worry. I think we’ll have a lot of fun” You said smiling.


One hour until the show started. You were really busy, making sure all the cameras, lenses, batteries, and SD cards were in order. You had front row seats to the show (thank you boys) but you wanted to make sure everything was in place for your boyfriend.

“Wow looks great babe! Thanks! Why don’t you go get some snacks or something? There’s the catering table right over there. Relax for a bit before the madness starts.”


You had just filled your plate with various snacks when you felt someone walk up next to you. You looked up to see Calum.

“Hey Calum. Ready for the show?”

“Yup. I think you’ll really enjoy it.”

“Yeah? I don’t know we’ll see…” You said giving him a wink.

“Oh I know you’ll love it”

“And why is that?”

“Because your sitting front row on my side of the stage. Complete view of all of this” He said, gesturing to himself.

“Oh really?” You laughed.

“Yup. So you see, it’s a real party on my side. Impossible not to have a great time.”

“Haha well I think that all depends on your music”

“Oh that? We’ve got that covered”

“I’d hope so since you are performing” You laughed. “But I’ve never heard you guys before”

“Really? Well then we really must play our hearts out” He said, giving you a wink before grabbing a chip off your plate and walking away.

“That was mine!” You yelled after him. He gave you a thumbs up in response.

“Dork…” You muttered to yourself.


You didn’t expect to like the show. You didn’t expect to actually have a good time, despite Calum’s confidence that you would. You didn’t expect to actually like there music, but look at you now. The whole show, you couldn’t stop dancing and smiling. The whole crowd seemed to know every single word to every single song…you didn’t even think that was possible. You desperately wished you knew the words too, you wished you could connect to the songs like they did before now. They were amazing, and Calum…. Well there’s a lot to say on that matter. You thought he was very attractive before, but put a bass in his hands and he instantly became 10x more attractive. The way he played and sang….and not just him, all of the guys. You could definitely see the appeal. Of course it didn’t help that Calum was constantly smiling or winking at you. Every time he merely glanced at you, your heart pounded in your chest. You never instantly liked someone so much, not even with Jesse. Jesse…fuck.

The whole show you kept glancing at your boyfriend, just as a reminder that you were in a committed relationship, and despite all the problems between the two of you, you did in fact love him….right?


You had been on tour with the guys for a little over a week now. They had the weekend off, and were planning to spend the weekend right. And by that, they weren’t spending their precious time off relaxing and catching up on sleep. Oh no, the whole weekend was going to be spent partying. You couldn’t wait, and were super excited the guys invited you and Jesse along. Everything was supposed to start Friday night, only you woke up puking your guts out Friday morning. Yup, on the best weekend of your life you woke up sick. Wonderful. So much for partying. You insisted Jesse go though, no use in the both of you missing out. However, you didn’t actually expect him to just leave you there in the hotel room sick while he went out and partied.

So here you are in bed at 9pm Friday night watching Netflix. You were a little better than this morning, at least the puking stopped anyway. Your stomach and head were killing you though.

Suddenly you heard the door open.

“Jesse? I knew you wouldn’t just leave me here, and- Calum?”

The tall boy who walked into your room wasn’t your boyfriend after all.

“Hey Y/n…I heard you were sick. So, I brought you chicken soup” He smiled as he held up the container of some really yummy looking soup.

“Thanks Calum. You really didn’t have to do this. Why aren’t you out tonight with everyone else?”

“Well because someone has to take care of you, and when your boyfriend made it clear to me he wasn’t going to do that I decided to take it upon myself”

“Ya…I told him to go and have fun”

“That doesn’t mean he should have done it. He should be here bringing you soup instead of getting drunk at the bar. I mean that’s what boyfriends are for, they should take care of their girl”

“Your girlfriend is truly lucky isn’t she?”

“Haha, no girlfriend here”


“Seriously. Now here eat this” He said, handing you a bowl of the soup.

You never asked Calum about his love life, just naturally assumed he had someone. The news he was single shocked you, and also made you feel happy and relieved.

“This is delicious” You said, scarfing down the incredible soup.

“I’m glad you like it”

One you finished the soup, he took the bowl from you and set it down on the counter. He then felt your forehead, moving your hair out of your face with his fingertips.

“You’re burning up. Let me go get you a towel”

He then walked into the bathroom, to get a cold wash cloth. He made you lay down, then set the cloth on your forehead. He then jumped into the other side of the bed with you.

“So what are we watching?”

“Calum, you’re gonna get sick”

“I’ll be fine…and I promised to take care of you! That means I can’t leave your side all night” He winked.

“Fine. You’re lucky I’m feeling better than I was earlier.”

“I didn’t know you were sick earlier. But I’m here now, and so what are we watching?”

You laughed and shook your head, but decided to flip through your options. You settled on some movie and tried to ignore the fact that Calum was laying in bed a mere few inches away from you. You couldn’t however, so of course you had no idea what was going on in the movie.

It was nearly midnight by the time the movie ended. Calum got up off the bed and came to stand next to you.

“How are you feeling? Do you need anything?”


“Coming right up” He smiled, then went to get a bottled water from the mini fridge.

“Here you go my lady”

“Thank you kind sir, how would I have gotten over this without you?” You teased.

“We’ll never know” He laughed. “Hey so I’m going to go, I don’t want Jesse coming in here and getting the wrong idea”

“Yeah…of course. I understand.”

“Goodnight Y/n. I’ll come see you tomorrow ok?” He then surprised you by kissing your cheek. He smiled, then left the room before you could find words.


The next night your apparent 24 hour sickness was gone, so this meant you could go out with the guys. You decided to wear a classic black mini dress to whatever club the guys chose tonight. As soon as you entered the venue, you were overwhelmed with bright lights and pounding music. Jesse went straight for the bar saying he’ll find you later (no surprise there) while you looked for the guys.

“Y/n!” A voice said from behind you.

You turned to see Luke.

“Hey!” You said, giving him a huge hug.

“Glad to see you’re feeling better! We were all worried! Come on we’re over here” He said, grabbing your hand and leading you to their table.

“Guys, look who I found!”

Michael and Ashton cheered, shouting for you to sit down. Calum’s eyes went wide as he saw you, his gaze dropping down your body, admiring the dress. His staring was making you blush. The only spot at the table was next to Calum, so you sat down right next to him.

“You’re feeling better”

“Yeah…must have been one of those 24 hour things”

“Well you look incredible….”


“Hey Y/n have you had anything to drink yet?” Michael asked.

“Of course not Mikey, here Y/n have a beer” Ashton said, sliding a beer towards you.

“Thanks” You said, taking a sip.

“Where’s Jesse at?” Calum asked you.

“Um…I’m not sure actually…he said he was going to get a drink then would meet us later, but I don’t see him anywhere…”

“Great. Wanna dance?”

“You’re kidding me”

“Nope. Come on! It’ll be fun” He said, giving you one of those big cheesy grins you couldn’t resist.

He grabbed your hand as he pulled you to the dancefloor, spinning you to face him as you both moved to the music. Calum surprised you, he was actually a really good dancer. He moved his hand to your hips as you wrapped your arms around his neck, loving being this close to him. You were so lost in each other and the music that you didn’t notice who was approaching you.

“What the fuck!!” Jesse yelled, pulling Calum off of you and pushing him into the crowd.

“Jesse what are you doing?” You screamed.

“What am I doing? What are you doing Y/n?! I brought you here so you and I could get closer, not so you could hook up with this-”

“Woah mate, hold up” Calum said

“Jesse you’re drunk” You said, shaking your head.

“And you’re a slut” Jesse slurred

“Fuck you. We’re done”

“You can’t just-”

“Yes I can, and I will. I’m through with this shit Jesse! I’ve put up with a lot, but you being drunk and acting like this? Treating me like this? No. We’re done.”

You didn’t give him a chance to reply, just stormed out of the club. You heard someone running behind you.

“Y/n! Wait up!” Calum said, finally catching up to you. “Are you alright”

“I will be…for now I better go pack up my things…”

“Here let me call a car, and I’ll help you”

“Thanks Cal”


You and Calum finally repacked all your bags, luckily you never really unpack at hotels.

“Hey so I know you probably don’t have a place to stay, but Michael and I were originally gonna share a room, but then management went ahead and got us separate rooms, so there’s an extra bed in my room. It’s yours if you want it. You don’t have to and-”

You interrupted him by crushing him in a huge bear hug.

“Oh my gosh Calum that would be so wonderful! Thank you!”

“No problem” He said, wrapping his arms tightly around you.

You stayed like that for a moment, wrapped in each others arms. With Calum’s strong arms holding you tight, you never felt more at home. For once in your life you just felt happy, and warm, and just at peace. No stress, no worries, well just one….

“We better get out of here before Jesse comes back” You said, reluctantly pulling away

“Yeah. Come on, my room is a floor up”


You threw your bags on the bed you assumed was yours, since the other one was unmade.

“Well this is it. Wanna watch a movie or something?” Calum said, sitting on the edge of his bed.

“Um yeah, sure” You said, sitting down next to him.

“How are you feeling”

“Kind of numb to be honest”

“You’re not upset or anything? You did just break up with your boyfriend”

“Weirdly enough no. I don’t regret it. Its something I should have done a long time ago, tonight was just the universe’s way of telling me that”

“So you’re good?” He asked, putting an arm around you. “Because if you need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on-”

“Omg no” You laughed, laying your head on his shoulder. “It’s ok. Really.”

“Ok. If you say so” He said, wrapping his arm tighter around you.

“Calum, thank you so much. You really didn’t have to do this” You said, looking up at him.

“But I wanted to”

“And I’m grateful, but you keep doing all of these things for me, and there’s no way I can repay you-”

“Hey listen to me” He said, raising a hand to cup the side of your face. “I wanted to”


His actions brought you both a lot close to each other, and he seemed to just realize that. You stared up at him, unable to break his gaze. You maintained eye contact as he leaned down closer to you, finally closing your eyes when his lips brushed yours.

His kiss was hesitant at first, him being unsure if this was ok, if this was something you wanted. His concerns vanished when you brushed your fingers through his hair. His kiss deepened as he pulled you in his lap, digging his fingers into your sides.  

“Mmm…I’ve wanted this for so long” He said, kissing your neck

“Have you now?” You laughed as you pushed him down onto the bed.

“Oh yeah..” He said, flipping you over so he was on top of you. He kissed you again, hard.


You woke up the next morning half-dressed in Calum’s bed. You could hear his soft snores behind you. You wiggled out of his arms that were firmly wrapped around your waist, and quickly go dressed. You were very careful not to wake him up. You smiled as you saw his sleeping form. Then you turned to leave, you quietly closing the door behind you.

You got in the elevator and pressed the button for the first. You still couldn’t wipe the smile off of your face, in disbelief of all that happened within the past 24 hours. Of course this moment didn’t last long, for soon the elevator stopped and another passenger got on, one so unwelcome right now.

“Y/n? Hey…I was so worried” Jesse said, wrapping you in an embrace.

“Don’t even Jesse” You said, pushing him off.

“Look I’m sorry, I really am babe-”

“Don’t call me that”

“So you’re serious then? You really want to break up…”


“Ya no I get it…Y/n we’ve been through a lot together, and I love you, I really do, but maybe this is what’s best for us…”

“We’ve been putting it off for too long Jesse…it’s time”

“Yeah…I guess you’re right. So you gonna head home?”


“Calum?” He scoffed, teeth clenched and standing upright.


“So I was right last night?”


“No tell me the truth. You owe me that”

“Did I like him? Yes ok I’m not gonna lie. But that was all Jesse, nothing happened between us, I care too much for you to do something like that to you.”

“And now?”

“Now, things between me and him are different”

He sighed. “Well…I’m not sticking around for that”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m leaving. Enjoy the rest of your trip”

“What where?”

The elevator dinged and the doors opened.

“I was offered a really good job, and I’m gonna take it. Tell the guys thanks, but they’re gonna have to find another camera man”

And with that he walked out of the elevator, waving goodbye.

You were stunned by his words as you walked out of the elevator. Suddenly you weren’t so hungry, and decided to just grab coffee and donuts from the hotel buffet and just bring that up to Calum instead of a full breakfast. As you walked though his hotel room door you found him still asleep.

You set the donuts on the counter and climbed next to him on the bed. You looked at his sleeping form, he looked so peaceful. You ran your hand down the side of his face, and through his hair. He smiled as he blinked awake.

“Morning” He smiled at you and looked at you as though you were the most precious thing in the world.

“Morning” You smiled back, and for the first time in a long time it was a genuine smile. You were so happy, that not even everything that happened with Jesse would ruin that.

He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you closer to him as he brushed his lips against yours

“You keep doing that, and we’ll never get out of this bed” You laughed, breaking his kiss.

“Mmmm…and that’s bad?” He said, nuzzling your neck

“Well I brought breakfast and everything..” You said, gesturing to the coffee and donuts.

“Fine, we’ll eat. But don’t think you’re getting out of this. I don’t have a show again until tomorrow so this here-” He said kissing your lips, slightly biting your bottom lip as he pulled away “Is to be continued”

“I look forward to it” You laughed.


Watcha think? Thanks for reading! Love you guys!! -Lydia

EXO | You Have A Child From A Previous Relationship

Anonymous said:

hi! i really like your blog! would you mind doing a reaction for monsta x and exo when their s/o they’ve been dating for about a month nervously reveals she has a child from a previous relationship? thanks!

I searched the internet far and wide….okay maybe I searched google and searched for a little over an hour…and most of these are gifs a couple of them are not….

Y/C/N (Your Child’s Name)

I can see Xiumin at first being upset, and not at the fact that you had a child from a previous relationship. He would be upset that you didn’t tell him from the start; he adores you and wants to know everything about you and your child would be a vital part of your life, so why shouldn’t he know? After you gave him your reasonings (whatever they might be) he would understand and of course say that if you were comfortable with it he would like to meet them.

“I just have to get my jacket and then we can go to dinner,” you said, walking out of your bedroom.

“But Minnie isn’t ready yet,” your daughter said as she put a flower clip in Minseok’s hair.

“One cannot go out without the proper hair accessories,” he said, flashing you a smile.

Originally posted by theseoks

Saying as Suho was normally the one calling “family meetings” and it was just the two of you, he was concerned by what you had to tell him. When you told him that you had a child from a previous relationship he wondered why you didn’t tell him from the get go (I don’t think something like this would be a deal breaker for him), but he didn’t question you about it openly. Instead he would ask to meet your child and he would make them feel comfortable around him in true Suho fashion.

“Here comes Mr. Teddy Bear…”

It would come as a shock to him when you revealed to him that you had a child from a previous relationship. But it wouldn’t make a big deal out of it. He loved you and as such he would do his best to get along with your child and set a good example. But…I would also like to wish you good luck actually getting your child back…

“Yixing, I need to give him his bath,” you said, reaching for your son.

“Tsk,” he said, pushing your hands away, “Can’t you see we are in the middle of The Land Before Time? A bath can wait a few more minutes.”

“Terrified” would probably be the words to describe how he was feeling in that exact moment that you told him that you had a child from a previous relationship. He’s a usually loud guy and his silence would concern you. Mainly that concern would probably be a bunch of questions that you either were or were not ready to answer and him wondering if the child would like him. He loves kids but there was still that worry that yours in particular wouldn’t like him.

“He’ll love you Baek, just be yourself,” you said, trying to reassure him, “Are you ready to meet him.”

“Yeah…yeah I’m ready,” he replied.

You went and got your son from his bedroom and introduced him to a now smiling Baekhyun. “He looks just like you Y/N…he has your cute cheeks…hey little man.”

He would probably be quick to want to meet your child leaving you with a dumbfounded look on your face.

“What did you think I was going to leave you cause you had a kid?”

Honestly that was your biggest fear; but with Jongdae (much like Lay) I think that because of his bond with you it wouldn’t take much for him to get along with your child.

“Um…Dae? Can I have my son back?” you asked, as he began to walk down the hallway of SM.

“After I show him off to the guys, yeah,” he replied, walking off.

For this sweetie you wouldn’t have to worry about nerves. As soon as you tell him about your child he would be ready to him and making plans about the games they could play. But just know…when it comes to potty time he has nothing to do with diapers.

“Did you say “potty”?” Chanyeol questioned before quickly picking up your son and running down the stairs of the park, “Y/N! Y/N! I need you!”

“What happened to my 30 minutes of eomma alone time?” you questioned, putting down your book.

“I don’t control potty time, take that up with him!”

Originally posted by luedeer

Kyungsoo would probably be a little terrified when he heard the words leave your mouth, however…he would know what the best way to approach this situation was slowly. He wouldn’t immediately tell the child that you were dating (if the child even understood at that point) he would just start as “mommy’s friend who came over during playtime” and as they got to know each other he would allow things to go from there.

It is in his DNA to be a father. If you have seen anything with him and kids, he is a natural with them. So as soon as the words left your mouth that you had a child his response would be “when do I get to meet him?”

Your son was never quick to warm up to people but as soon as he met Jongin they clicked and like they had never not known each other.

“Boys dinner is-,” you started but stopped when you saw Jongin sitting on the floor with your son in his lap reading him a book.

“The rabbit has big ears huh? What if I got your ear?” Jongin asked, giving a small tug to his ear.

“No, my ear,” your son replied laughing.

Originally posted by blondejongin

He was scared at first when you told him about his child. But as sassy as this boy can be he’s a sweetie and is caring. Though it was scary, he would jump at every opportunity to help you whenever he could and I could see him and your child quickly becoming close.

“Where did-oh my god!” you said, when you realized that your daughter who had gotten away from you had run up on stage.

“You all know about my girlfriend, Y/N,” he said as she wrapped her arms around his legs, “Well this is Y/N’s daughter Y/C/N…my princess.”

As much as he would try and act cool about the news he would probably be internally freaking out about the fact that you had a child from a previous relationship. But as soon as he would meet the child that internal freak out would turn into a gooey mess.

“Well, how are things?” you asked checking up on things.

“They’re great,” Luhan said, “He’s amazing jagi.”

Kris loves kids, so like Xiumin, it wouldn’t be the “you have a kid” part as much as the “not telling” part. He would immediatly question why you thought you needed to hide something as important as this. But any irritation would go away as soon as he met your son.

“You look just like your eomma,” Kris said.

“Eomma says you sing,” your son said, holding a fake microphone, “I sing sometimes too.”

“Do ya buddy? Will you show me?” Kris questioned earning a nod from your son.

You’d probably get mixed signals from Tao. On one hand he was in love with you and wanted nothing more than to see you happy and share every aspect of your lives together. OOOOOOOOOOON the other hand, he wasn’t real confident when it came to the subject of tiny humans. But he would give his best even if it took some time to get used to things.

“What is that?? Did you pick your nose again??” you heard from the back seat. On the way to your mother’s house Tao had decided to sit in the back seat with your daughter and read to her and keep her preoccupied during the long ride.

“Is everything okay back there?” you questioned, looking in the review mirror.

“I have become a human tissue…” he said sadly.

“And that’s why bleach was invented.”


just friends (stiles stilinski au ft derek hale)

National Suicide Hotline (USA): 1-800-784-8433

Hotline Masterpost

I love you all. I’m sorry times are tough, and I hope you see clear skies and rainbows from here on out. I hope you see a beautiful snow storm and a nice cozy thunderstorm with a cup of hot tea in hand.

Plot: Feelings don’t come in to play until you realize that what could’ve been is being threatened by what is.

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader, Derek Hale x Reader

Warnings: attempted suicide (graphic and emotional), language, protective!Stiles

A/N: sorry about the drought, the lack of writing! this is an old piece that is redone to fit Teen Wolf Characters. Stiles is a jock in this, Derek is a tatted punk turned jock, and Scott McCall is the angel that he’s always been. I really hope this isn’t too bad. I love y’all and I”m sorry I have writer’s block. Let me know what you think! XOXOX (no gifs are mine!!!)

Damn it! I knew this would happen. It’s your best friend’s first college football game and you’re already running late. You promised him you’d be there early, but noooo! You had to take a nap and snooze your damn alarm. Screw it. You brush on some mascara and toss on some skinny jeans with your school sweater before running down, phone in hand. Thankfully, your dorm was a five minute walk from the football stadium.

Originally posted by wolfiestoday

You made it to the field just as the choir finished performing the national anthem. Stiles was looking around before his eyes finally landed on you and he heaved a sigh of relief. You smile widely and wave at him as the teams make their way onto the field. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Stiles’ girlfriend Leslie holding hands with another player. You shake your head and brush the negative thoughts out of your head, thinking that maybe that’s her brother or really good friend. Stiles and Lydia have been together for a few years; she wouldn’t cheat on him. You shrug and focus your attention on the game.

As part of your ritual, you send Stiles a good luck text and tell him you love him. This has happened in someway shape or form for about the last ten years before every game of his. You’ve been friends with the dork since you were five and he was six. He was a few months older than you and teased you about it every chance he got. You lived right next door to each other all throughout middle- and high school. Stiles was always the popular bad-boy jock that all the girls drooled over, and you were his nerdy, semi-popular semi-depressed, counterpart. You two managed to remain friends through the years & prove to everyone that brunettes actually have more fun. And now, here he was, paving his way to greatness in his first college football game of his career. You couldn’t be prouder of him.

A couple years ago, Stiles was going through a rough patch. It was your sophomore year and his parents were going through a divorce. You helped him through it and he managed to pull himself out. Although he claimed that Leslie was his light at the end of the tunnel, I think he was doing perfectly fine himself.

A loud whistle brings you back to the present just as your team scores a touchdown! Stiles is the quarterback and he tossed the ball straight to the wide receiver who ran to the end of the field and scored your team six points. The crowd’s gone wild, you’re jumping up and screaming for Stiles as the group of guys next to you pull up their shirts and reveal “NOTRE DAME” spelled out on their stomachs. Derek Hale, the dreamy receiver who scored a touchdown, does a little dance and makes the crowd cheer even louder.

The game went on and at the end of the fourth quarter, you were neck-to-neck. Notre Dame was up by three points and your enemy aka the University of Indiana had the possession. There were 12 seconds left and Indy was 10 meters away from a touchdown. Everyone was at the edge of their seats as the seconds ticked by and Indy’s quarterback let the ball fly. You held your breath as one of their players seemed set to grab it, but you were all joyously taken by surprise when your cornerback intercepted the ball as the clock ran out. Everyone got on their feet and screamed in both shock and happiness. You laugh and make your way down the bleachers to see Stiles, only to be stopped as you reach the field. You look up and are met with a familiar face smirking down at you.

You smile back up at Derek. He looked oddly familiar. Sure, you saw him around campus a few times as he was a star football player, but you had never been so close to him. Holy hell, were you missing out.

“Hey there!” He smirks at your obvious staring as he yells over the crowd’s cheering. “Did you enjoy the game?”

“Hey, Derek,” you blush and look down slightly, almost peering over his shoulder to look for Stiles before looking back up at him. “I very much did enjoy the game. That was a great catch, by the way! Indy didn’t see you coming!”

“Thank you.” Now it was his turn to blush. “I didn’t know a beautiful girl such as yourself followed our games this closely.”

“Oh, I’m Y/N,” you smile and hold your hand out for him to shake, which he quickly accepts. “I won’t miss any regular season games. My best friend is on the team, Stiles?”

“So you’re the best friend he asked us to stay away from! Is he keeping you for himself, or?” He looks at you, questioningly as his eyes widen in realization.

“No, he’s dating Leslie,” you chuckle and smile, removing your hand from Derek’s. “He’s just super over protective of me. Speaking of the rascal, where is he? I ran here for him!”

“He probably went to the locker room with Leslie to get some post-game action.” Derek laughs and shakes his head as you gag.

“I don’t need that image. I see it enough already!” You laugh and nudge him as the player who caught the interception walks over and eyes you up and down.

“What do we have here?” He winks at you and you shake your head.

“Just because you helped us win our first game doesn’t mean that you get a pass with that comment.” You give him a teasing glare as he raises an eyebrow. “No passes, but that was a super cool catch, a life-saving one actually.”

He blushes and smiles widely, dimples popping out in both cheeks. “I’m Scott. Scott McCall.”

And before you’re able to respond, Stiles comes out from behind them and engulfs you in a hug.

“STILES OH MY GOD!!!” You squeal as he laughs and spins you around, obviously moving you away from his two teammates.

“Did you see my throw?!” Stiles puts you down and becomes really passionate as he speaks about the one thing he loves the most: football. “I didn’t think I would make the pass, but then I remembered your text and I just threw the ball and BAM, Hale with the touchdown!”

“I did see your throw! It was a beautifully executed throw with a solid catch by Derek,” by this time, Derek & Scott have made their way over to you and they’re both blushing wildly.

“Bro, why didn’t you tell us your best friend was so beautiful? And into sports?!” Scott punched Stiles lightly in the shoulder as he slightly tenses, trying to keep his cool composure as his teammates drool over his best friend..

“Because you buffoons would react exactly like this.” Stiles forces out a chuckle and smiles at his friends.

As he and Scott continued their talk, Derek walks over and looks at you, just staring before something clicked both in his head and in yours. You knew he looked familiar! Derek opens his mouth to say something, but you grab Stiles before he has a chance to.

“Alright, goodbye boys. Stiles will see you in practice and I will be at your next game.” You smile at both of them and leave with your best friend, trying your best not to look back.

Crap that was too close.

You pull Stiles away from Derek and Scott, leaving him slightly confused but still very happy. Once you reach the university campus, you slow down and look up at your best friends cute smile.

“I’m proud of you, Stiles,” you smile and wrap your arms around him as you walk through campus.

“Thank you, Y/N.” He smiles and kisses your forehead. “I’m sorry for leaving you to deal with the knuckleheads after the game.”

“It’s okay. I heard you and Leslie got in some quick action after the game,” you chuckle and wiggle your eyebrows at him as you near his dorm.

“We got in some quick but very good action in after the game,” Stiles smirks, swiping his ID and letting you into the building. You two walk past the RA and into the elevator; Stiles lived on the third floor but you were feeling lazy. “You’re staying over tonight, right?”

“Yes, sir. Unless you want to kick me out to get some more action?”

“No, I think I could get some action in with you.” Stiles playfully slams your back against the elevator wall and stands over you as you look up at him, rolling your eyes and trying your hardest not to blush.

“Please, babe. That’s not possible,” you pull away just as the elevator dings and the doors open, dragging him out by his hand. "Let’s go to your room so we can sleep. I have an early class tomorrow.”

You walk into Stiles’ dorm, using your spare key to open the door and trying to push down any unwarranted feelings for the doofus. You close his door and head to his bedroom to look for any clothes you may have left over previous times. You frown when you don’t see anything of yours around.

“Stiles!” I stand in the middle of his bedroom with my arms crossed, more from confusion than anything.

“Yes?!” He runs in and cups your face, checking for any injuries. “What happened? Did you hurt yourself? Is something wrong?”

“No! No, I’m okay!”

"I’m sorry. I just got scared,” he smiles and wraps his arms around you, oddly worried.

“I’m fine, I promise. Now, come on. Find me a shirt because I can’t find any of mine.” He laughs and kisses your head, pulling away .

“That’s because I’m doing laundry. Actually, my roommate is. Hale’s doing laundry.” Stiles reaches into a drawer and pulls out an oversized t-shirt. “Here you go.”

“Wait… Derek is doing your laundry?! I had underwear here!” You blush and groan, covering your face as Stiles chuckles.

“Don’t worry, he won’t do anything. I’ve warned them all!”

“I think you want me to die alone.” You pout and head to the bathroom to change, Stiles’ laughter ringing through his room.

You change and step back into the bedroom, only to find him sound asleep and in his boxers. You turn off the lights and lay next to Stiles. He cuddles close and moments later, you begin to drift off.

Flashback in a Dream

You graduated last week, top of the world and happy as can be. Of course, your happiness doesn’t seem to last. It was like you had everything but wanted nothing. You were so tired of yourself, of all the burdens you carried around. You couldn’t even wear your favorite dress to graduation because your stupid arms and legs were covered in scars. You hated yourself. You wanted this shit life to end. And what better place to end it than at the lighthouse?

It was around seven in the evening, a nice chilly summer night. You told your parents You’d go for a quick walk and be back. They both smiled and asked you to get home quickly, little did they know you wouldn’t make it back at all. You had a bottle of wine in your bag and a razor in your pocket. You chuckled sadly and ran the razor across your arms and legs and stomach, each cut an angry thought. You looked at your phone to see Stiles calling you for the fifteenth time. You shook your head and let the phone ring. You loved him, and that’s why you couldn’t–wouldn’t hurt him. He couldn’t know about this.

“Hello?” You heard a voice behind you and turned around. He was tall, and he was so so handsome. He had tattoos up and down his arms and across his bare chest, his green eyes were narrowed as he took in your crumpled appearance.

You quickly (drunkenly) hid your hands as he walked closer, feeling yourself dim out slowly. “What’s up?”

“Why are you here by yourself? And why are you hiding your hands?” He reached back to grab your arms and you let out a soft yelp.

“Ow!” You whimper and pull your hands out, slurring your words as your emotions get the best of you. “I’m fucking depressed. I’m suicidal. I hate myself. Is that what you wanted to hear?!”

He quickly shakes his head no as you black out.

You keep drifting in and out of a daze for what seems like days before you finally wake up. Your eyes begin to adjust to the dim lighting and you see someone asleep with their head on the side of the bed. You softly nudge the person and he looks up, alarmed. It was the guy from the other night. Which meant… you weren’t dead.

“D-did you save me?” You whisper, your voice hoarse from the lack of water in your system. He notices and hands you water before answering.

“I- I just brought you back here. I didn’t know if you’d make it, but–oh my god. OH MY GOD.” He exclaimed, looking at you as though he’d just realized that you’re awake. “You’re alive!” He laughed and leaned down to pay a celebratory kiss against my forehead.

“Why did you save me?” You whisper the dreaded question, managing to stop his celebrations as he looked at you, both confused and angry.

“Did you expect me to let you die?! No. Hell no,” He shook his head, barely able to look you in the eye. “You deserve a second chance. This is it. Life is fucking hard, and believe me I know it. I’m upset when I have no right to be. I’m given everything and I want nothing, but I will not die. I will not let my depression beat me. And I sure as hell won’t let it beat you, Y/N.” He looked at you, almost reiterating your own speech to you as you stared at him in awe. “I checked your ID, that’s how I know your name.”

You nod slowly and begin to sit up. “T-thank you..?”

“Derek. My name is Derek.” He smiled at you as he realized that his words registered.

“As you know, my name is Y/N,” you held out your hand and he shook it. “Thank you for saving my life.”

“Not a problem. I don’t want you to be like this anymore. Please promise me. No more.”

“No more.” You smiled at him, tears brimming in your eyes as he held out a pinky and you hook yours with his. You lean forward and press a shy kiss against his lips. “No more.”

Dream Ends

You jolt awake and pant heavily, double and triple checking your arms for any cuts, relieved when you find none there. It’s been three months and there are no more cuts. Three months since you’d last seen Derek. Three months since you opened up to Stiles. You promised Stiles, but you also promised Derek. Derek who spent one night with you and then flew back home. Derek who you didn’t recognize until today. Stiles stirs in his sleep and looked up at you, rubbing his eyes and yawning.

“Everything alright?” he mutters sleepily and looks up at you.

“Yes, babe. We are all good. Back to bed.” You smile as he holds his arms out to you and you gladly snuggle against your best friend, falling asleep in no time.

Kiss Me

It’s a typical Saturday morning in the Goldwyn household. As per usual, Kerry is in nothing but her underwear as she moves around in the kitchen getting breakfast ready. Of course, she could be more efficient at the task if you ask her but she has a very hot, charming, and adorable husband who refuses to keep his hands off her this morning.

“Anthony, if you don’t stop kissing my damn neck,” She sighs which turned into a soft moan when he sunk his teeth into the flesh of her collarbone. She’s so close to giving in and letting him have his way with her once again when the pan starts steaming. “Oh my god. Go away! Leave my kitchen. I can’t burn breakfast three times in one morning.”

A silly laugh escapes Tony as he tilts his wife’s head back for a peck. Her resistance is much too amusing. Raising his brow, he put on his best pouting face. “Kiss me, please?”

Kerry shakes her head. That’s how the first batch of their breakfast ended up in smokes. His damn lips. “No. I know what you’re doing.”

“But mama-”


“Kiss meeeee!”


He pokes her in her most sensitive place and Kerry jerks slightly and giggles.

“Kiss me.” Tony repeats.

“Why?” Kerry asks, smiling.

“Because you’re very kissable this morning.” Tony replies. “Kiss me or I will lick you, woman.” He threatens, already poking his tongue out.

This time it’s Kerry’s turn to pout. “Ugh! You’re so lucky you’re hot.” She groans before leaning in and capturing his lips. It’s so addicting. Kissing him. The taste of his mouth; how their lips fit perfectly together and the way they lose themselves in each other. She could spend a lifetime kissing him and be the happiest woman to ever live. As the thought enters her mind, Kerry can’t help but to smile into the kiss because she can. He’s entirely hers and he loves her! He thinks she’s just as addicting as he is.

Alex Karev Imagine

Alex Karev Imagine
776 Words
Suggestions: Alex’s and Reader’s Wedding with a few flashbacks dating back to when Alex and the Reader were best friends when they confessed to each other during the shooting.
Requested By:
Several Anonymous

Originally posted by japriltrash

You stood in the dressing room, staring at yourself in the mirror.

“Are you ready,” Meredith asked you.

You took a deep breath.

“…I’m hungry,” You groaned, holding your stomach in pain.

“Don’t worry, I snagged food before we got in here,” Cristina pulled out a bag of fast food.

You smiled and took a burger into your hands. You ate it with delight.

“Ah, Yes, this is delicious,” You nodded.

“We’re at a wedding! And the bride shouldn’t lick her fingers down the isle,” Meredith looked at the both of you.

“I might not be,” You shrugged.

You heard the door open as April slipped in with Owen and Derek.

“Hey girls,” Derek greeted you 3.

You turned your head.

“Hi,” You grinned.

“What are you doing,” April screeched.

“Eating a burger, why?”

“You shouldn’t be eating! You’re at a wedding!!”

“What did you buy,” Owen asked, sitting next to Cristina.

“At least I didn’t bring out the tequila,” Cristina said.

“You brought that,” You asked.

“Yeah, I mean, the bride should be loose.”

“No, she shouldn’t,” April shook her head.

You rose an eyebrow.

“Anyway, Karev’s kind of freaking out in the other room so we thought we should say hi,” Derek kissed Meredith on the cheek.

“And the fact that (Y/n) isn’t freaking out is shocking,” Meredith nodded.

“Maybe he needs a burger,” You shrugged, finishing off yours and starting to eat the fries it came with.

“NO! We need to hurry if we’re going to make it to the reception,” April told you.

“I might not make it to the reception.”

“You are going to.”

She got you up and dusted your dress off from any crumb that could be on it. You frowned, sipping on the soda Cristina gave you.

“Let’s go! Tell Alex we’re ready.”

You rolled your eyes as you were pulled out. You were given a bouquet.

“It’s your day, you need to be ready for everything.”

“Okay Bridezilla, calm down.”

“Hey, it’s a wedding, there is no time to be calm during a wedding.”

You blinked twice. Damn, April’s acting more like a real bride than you are. You stood in front of the chapel doors and took a deep breath. It’s time. You saw the doors open and walked forward. You remembered how all of this started, when you took that first step.

“Hey, where’s the extra O-Neg?”

You turned your head, raising an eyebrow. It was a guy, a bit young, brown hair, brown eyes, a bit toned to be honest. You looked back forward at the computer you were looking at.

“Inside the closet, shelf on your right, 2nd row,” You answered.

He walked away and came back with a box of O-Neg Blood. You raised an eyebrow at him.

“That’s all,” You asked.

“Can I have your number?”

“You can have my name. As long as you give me yours.”

“Alex Karev.”

“(Y/n) (L/n).”

At that second step, you remembered that hard confession that seemed like it took months to plan out.

You breathed heavily, hearing the sound of a gunshot echo down the hall. You looked like a deer in the headlights. You snuck past the corner, seeing a body on the ground and no one else.

“Hey,” You whispered, rushing over to them.

You got a better look.


You turned him over slightly. He looked up at you.

“Oh, hey (Y/n),” He murmured.

“W-What-? Oh god, that’s blood. That’s a lot of blood.”

You held his wound, only for him to grab your wrist.

“Go. Run. Get out while the shooter’s gone.”

“No! I’m not leaving you. You’re one of my best friends, I’m not going away at all!”

You looked around, trying to see something to find something to keep him from bleeding out.


“I love you, damnit! I’m not giving up on you! I love you with all of my heart and I’d rather die first before you do. So, you’re going to live, and I’m getting you out of here!”

Tears threatened to spill as you started dragging him to the elevator. Tired, you collapsed onto the floor with his head in your lab. You shut your eyes.

“Live damnit,” You cursed, sitting up.

He grabbed your collar and pulled you down, placing a kiss on your lips. He let you go as his hand went limp.

“I love you too,” He whispered.


He didn’t respond after his eyes closed.


You hit his cheek lightly, but he didn’t stir.


You arrived next to him at the altar, smiling brightly.

“Today, we are joining Alexander Michael Karev and (Y/n) (M/n) (L/n) in holy matrimony…”

anonymous asked:

Lo I'm so glad you reblogged the gif set of the pre-affair wall shove! I remember watching and THAT was the moment I knew... that last shot of Robert smiling I was like DAMN he wants to jump Aaron's bones! And then I read the spoilers and I was shook. Ahh the pre-affiar... so much sexual tension.... they had no idea <3 bless.

Anon oh my god the iconic First Wall Shove™ is so beautiful and wondrous and perfect

like, robert just wanted to find ways to make his life easier, to get lawrence to like him, to make his upcoming marriage to chrissie really work, and all of a sudden here’s the most complicated thing in the damn world to him - this absolute, incredible inconvenience of a human being who he suddenly wants more than anything

and tbh aaron is just living his life and he’s going out and having fun with randoms and just getting on with things and then there’s this absolute dick who is blackmailing him and giving him grief and he can’t stand him but he smells amazing and feels amazing and honestly i bet they both just hated how much they instantly wanted one another

i bet it pissed them off so much

and then aaron started pushing robert, gently but curiously, because aaron could feel something in response to whatever signal he was giving out and because aaron is hilariously good at needling robert and getting reactions out of robert and pushing robert into doing things and then… eventually robert just…. cracked. he got aaron’s number, faked a breakdown and gave into it

(and then ran away and then mere hours later, hours, realised that it was pointless, that he wanted to happen, and gave into it all over again)

oh my god. they may have felt something in that first wall shove but they really had no damn idea how far those feelings would grow. oh my god.


“OH MY GOD JHAHHHHHHH!” by Jin Hashimoto

Joseph’s Stardust Crusaders theme (in case it wasn’t obvious). The lyrics in this one are also really cool and crack me up too, I didn’t expect less from a song about the badass old-timer. The fact they included Get Back as a reference to the end of Part 3 made me smile as well. Enjoy!

Strike!  Never give up!
I’ll chase you wherever you go
The sun is shining bright
You’ve already lost!

The stronger they are, the more excited I get
It seems this habit of mine has gotten worse than in my old days

Attack first and you’ll win. Adapt to the situation
The difference in fighting experience is clear. I’ve won this fight!

Purple! Never give up!
Mature Sexuality
Outstanding Technique
If things get tough, just run away!

I love you, and I’ll help you in no time
I’ll definitely Get Back! I’ll protect you without fail

Fearless audacity. Life’s a straight path
I’ll take back the pride that embraced the star

Look for it!  Hide-and-Seek
Project the nightmare in the photograph
In the den that the sunlight can’t reach…
…let flow the ripple of love!

OH MY GOD!  Oh my god!
There’s love and there’s also money
I’ll live through this hell
The sky I gaze up at is Beautiful…

Strike!  Never give up!
I’ll chase you wherever you go
Even if my heart is running dry
I won’t take a warm Cola!!!!!

*BotA Spoilers*

Oh god, so Guys it was so good like, oh god. I went alone because non of my friends watch/like black butler, so imma vent about my favorite parts on here, okay?

-First of all, the animation was incredible! The way that they mixed the CGI and the traditional animation worked so well? It was amazing

-Ronald is so pure and adorable

-The first time Ronald and Sebastian fight, and Ronald has to leave and he gives Sebastian like 4 sentances on why, nooms away on his lawn mower and Sebastian is just like “…………. what?…” cracked me up

- Ronald riding his lawn mower death scythe like a mall cop segway


- Sebastian being sexy as fuck through out the entire movie (but honestly what did we expect he is sin personified as a butler)

- Lady Elizabeth slaying, and provinf that yoy can be cute and badass at the same time

- Sebastian uncontrollably giggling at Ciel panicking at a crying Lizzy

- Grell

- Undertaker’s reveal as a sexy motherfucker. Like I even knew it was gonna happen and I still forgot how to breath

- Ronald and Grell’s Jack and Rose moment had the theater cracking up

- Everyone’s strong desire to kill Viscount Druitt was a high comedy point

-The entire after credit scene with Will

It was all really good and I’m gonna get the dvd when it comes out

Jungkook Scenario: Not What You Think.

Request: Hey love can I get a sceanio where kookie and his girlfriend spend their day in his room but his members think they did something else .

Genre: Comedy / Friendship.

The first time he heard it, he thought he was imagining things, then it happened again, a bed inside Jungkook’s and Namjoon’s room was hitting the wall forcefully, making a noise Hoseok couldn’t help but link to inappropriate things. He raised his head from his phone, and looked to the side to one of his roommates.
-Tae, did you hear that?-

Taehyung appeared to be surprised. -Heard what?-

The sound could be heard once again and Hoseok almost jumped out of his bed. -That!- he whispered like someone else could hear him.

-Is it coming from Jungkook’s and Namjoon’s room?- Taehyung asked, receiving a nod from his hyung. -Oh my god, who’s in there? Do you think one of them is…?- Taehyung left the rest without saying but it made Hoseok hide his face.

-Oh my god, come!-

Both of them went outside the room, passing in front of the other one where noises could be heard still, so they rushed to the living room where everyone else was watching TV. 

-Guys- Hoseok urged under his breath trying to sound low and discreet but in reality it was like a hushed scream. -Guys!-

-What?- Yoongi asked without turning to him. -Say it quick we are watching Fast and Furious-

-I think there’s someone inside Jungkook’s and Namjoon’s room, right Tae?- the other boy nodded frantically earning a weird look from the other four boys.

Namjoon arched an eyebrow. -Of course, Jungkook is in there-

Hoseok almost let himself fall in Taehyung’s arms -Oh my god, is he alone?-

-He’s with Y/N, what is all this mystery about?- Jin demanded feeling a little bit annoyed.

Hoseok and Taehyung walked closer to the others. -How long have they been there?-

The four of them looked at each other, Jimin counting with his fingers. 
-Since this morning I think- Namjoon answered. -Why?-

-I think…- Hoseok started under his breath. -I think….-

Yoongi smacked him. -What the hell are you thinking? Speak already-

Hoseok didn’t mind Yoongi’s reprimand, too focused on what could be happening with Jungkook. -I think…- he whispered making the others lean to him to be able to hear him -I think…-

-Oh my god, I can’t- Yoongi was ready to give him another smack when Hoseok finally spoke.

-I think he’s having sex in there, oh my god!-

The others looked at him for a couple seconds in complete silence, then Yoongi was the first one doubling over himself with laughter, the rest followed right away and soon they were all laughing at Hoseok’s words, even Taehyung.

-That’s impossible!- Jimin said clapping.

-Fools, I will prove it!- he snatched the remote out of Namjoon’s hands and turned off the TV. -Listen!-

There was a second of silence once again and Hoseok feared he had imagined it all, but then it was there, the noise was back, the bed hitting the wall repeatedly, just like it did when a couple were having sex. All of the boys stopped laughing, falling silent. Hoseok saw Jimin’s eyes widening, Jin turned to look at the door that lead to the room surprised while Yoongi and Namjoon stared at each other.

-I told you! It’s happening!-

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Requests: thomas jefferson x reader with #39 please? ;))) - @hamletyay and 39 43 Thomas! Thomas! - anonymous

Word Count: 1155+

Pairing: Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Warning: None

AU: Hamiltime

Originally posted by hamiltongifs

“Good morning.” You heard a smooth voice in your ear.

You smiled and opened your eyes to see your handsome courter, Thomas Jefferson, shirtless, laying next to you.

“Good morning, my love.” You leaned up to kiss him, but the kiss was quickly cut short by the sound of someone pounding on your door.

“Y/N! We have to leave soon! The cabinet meeting starts in 30 minutes!” You heard your brother, Alexander, call from outside your room.

“Shit.” You muttered, scrambling out of bed and hurriedly putting your clothes on. “Coming!”

You looked back to see Thomas still sitting on your bed, not moving to get ready.

“Why aren’t you getting ready?” You asked, trying to keep your voice down. “You’re the one who has to be at the damn meeting.”

Thomas just laid back, putting his arms behind his head. “I’ll make it there on time, don’t worry.” He said nonchalantly.

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Whoa! In a huge surprise, Captain Buccaneer and co. appeared out of nowhere from within Central! But how?

Buccaneer said that Fulman, who was once stationed here, lead them to this office specifically… but how did they get inside the building in the first place? The tank is still blasting away at the gate!

Well. I got an answer. A certain someone created a tunnel leading inside.

“When people ask, I say I’m a housewife. It does make sense. But today, I’ve shed that particular disguise….”


Everything is so wonderful. It’s Izumi. Oh my god, it’s Izumi!

I know she spread the warning of the Promised Day to Briggs Fortress, but… Man, turns out she’s here to kick ass with them.

Ross, Brosh, Izumi… All my favorites are coming back, baby!

Now give me Sheska. I need my Sheska.

fic: but we were in screaming colour (part 2) [collab fic with slimeboyhowell]

summary: au in which artist!dan’s idea of a romantic first date involves interrupting phil’s dissertation research and having sex in a pile of paint. this is their whirlwind relationship, as told in acrylic and prose.

word count: 5.8k for this part

a/n: we don’t really know what to put here but here’s a cool song that reminds me (calista) of this fic u can listen to it while u read or whatever!! enjoy!! xoxo meglista

[part one]

The shower he takes in the morning is his second in twelve hours and he runs it scalding. The Caribbean turquoise of the handprint Phil leaves on the smudged glass of the shower screen after their shower the night before is blaring, makes Dan’s eyes ache. It mirrors the one that blooms like a bullet wound in negative spreading from his sternum. It makes him aware of how alone he is now, without the press of Phil to his side, laugh light in his ears.

A long smear of seafoam colours the chipped tiles on the wall and Dan thinks of the way he pressed Phil against the canvas and dragged his lips up his neck and bit at the sharp lines of his jaw until his knees buckled, until he clawed at Dan’s hips, leaving scrapes in the chartreuse settled there.

Vivid colour runs across him in waves, cracks, stark dichotomy to the pallor of his skin.  He watches teal run the length of his arm and imagines it curling out the calligraphy of Phil’s breathy keens. The yellow that maps the contour of his collar is his own name panted against slick skin, dan oh my god dan please. He traces an absent finger across it, pressing at the bruises blooming dark through the layer of paint.

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anonymous asked:

My favorite player is Zach Werenski. I met Zach for the first time two years ago when he won the Calder Cup & he argued with my then 6 year old sister over OSU/UM, and when he tried to walk away I grabbed his arm (oh my god it was such a good feeling you have no idea) and he was like "Ooh, handsy!" and raised his eyebrows and I laughed so hard. I've met him a few times since then and he's just such a sweet & funny person. On top of that, his play is beyond stellar, give him the Calder pleaseeee.

Hahahha that’s fabulous!!! 

Weird dreams with the Diaboys, ep 1: Kino

Hey guys! You know, since two months ago i keep dreaming with characters from dialovers (yesterday night i dreamt with Carla, i just don’t remember what… but maybe it wasn’t something bad?) and i wrote them in my cellphone notes because i thought they were funny, but now i decided to share one of them with you, so i hope you enjoy it! (or not…):

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