oh my god this can't be happening

  • Professor: *mentions Joseph Pulitzer and the newspaper companies*
  • My mind: Newsies Newsies Newsies. *starts singing World will know*
  • Professor: moving on to something else...
  • Me: wait, can we talk about Pulitzer more?
  • Professor: no.

Ellie my child… oh God, you know there is a fuckening shitstorm brewing for this woman

“I dreamt I was at Axehampton, lying by the waterfall”

And every single episode brings us closer and closer to Joe

Then there’s her dad and kiddos and the problems with Tom

And her personal grief, the way she can relate to Trish’s needs, and what happened to her, and how she’s so traumatised by what men have done and hiding it behind this wall of anger

And SHE KEEPS WALKING HOME ALONE AT NIGHT.

something bad is going to happen to ellie and when it does I’m going to defenestrate myself

andrew: the next time someone comes for you, stand down and let me deal with it. do you understand?

neil: if it means losing you, then no

me on the subway: *heart beating faster* don’t freak out, don’t freak out, don’t freak out

  • Me: *Stares at open googledoc*
  • Me: *Has fifty ideas for fics*
  • Me: Let's do this
  • Brain: Cannot.
  • Me: But I-
  • Brain: Cannot.
  • Me: Listen, I just wanna write and-
  • Brain: CANNOT.
  • Me: FUCK.

okay i’m VERY under the influence but this idea just sparked me and i REALLY have to share it okay here we go…

  • so viktor krum and pansy parkinson….
  • just imagine how hot that would be.
  • listen to me…
  • so it all happens after pansy goes to a quidditch match because she’s now a reporter for the daily prophet (IMAGINE HER BEING RITA 2.0 BUT JUST BETTER OKAY) 
  • so she asks viktor for an interview… and at first he resists cause he HATES interviewers especially girls who are like rita
  • cause she fucked up things for him in the past like trust me
  • but he eventually has to agree cause she won’t stop hounding him and so she keeps asking him questions about his private life
  • and he keeps trying to be all private
  • but then she hits on him and says they need to get a drink
  • and he agrees??
  • and they become friends with benefits for months…. like please
  • just imagine how hot they would be 
  • this is not really coherant for me but oh my god
  • VIKTOR KRUM AND PANSY PARKINSON…………………… IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITES.
  • please ask me to write about them when i’m sober

HELLO EVERYONE!!! ;///7///; <33333333333

I’ll be attending the 3/24 BTS Live Trilogy Episode III: Wings Tour concert at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ tomorrow night!!! I’ll be in section 21 row 20 and I am going TO DIE OH MY GOD, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow or Saturday it’ll probs be bc I’m high key shook and I need time to process all that awesomeness???

But yeah WISH ME LUCK GUYS!!!! See ya~~~ ;DDDDDDDD

Just Stop.
  • Coworker: Hey INTP, could you write my history paper?
  • INTP: I can help you with it but I'm not writing it for you. What is it about?
  • Coworker: WW2. I mean I know what it's about but like what actually happened?
  • INTP: Oh, it was basically the Holocaust and Hitler being all temperamental.
  • Coworker: What's the Holocaust?
  • INTP: .... when Hitler sent all the Jewish people to camps and killed them?
  • Coworker: Oh my God that's awful! He really did that!
  • INTP: I want you to stop talking. In fact just don't talk ever again.