oh my god they are so cute get married

anonymous asked:

Which Austen book/movie do you think had the most sexual tension?

Persuasion, hands down.

Think about it: every other novel depends wholly upon the uncertainty of the heroine being unaware of the hero’s romantic interest for some portion of the novel, with misunderstandings and difficulties largely brought on by the structure of Proper Courtship where it was generally considered inappropriate for either party to display too much obvious inclination until a proposal was actually made. (Marianne’s quick and clear affection for Willoughby makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Fanny Price is commended for her placid response to Henry Crawford’s flirtations. Elizabeth Bennet doesn’t even begin to remotely consider Darcy as a marital prospect until after he’s proposed and been rejected with some of the sickest burns ever committed to the page.)

But Persuasion. Ah, Persuasion. Anne has already previously accepted and then rejected Wentworth before the novel even starts. The whole book already exists at the level of tension we see reached when Lizzy runs into Darcy unexpectedly on her visit to Pemberley. That’s the whole book.

And it gets better.

Anne didn’t reject Wentworth because she couldn’t fuckin’ stand him, the way Elizabeth chewed off Darcy’s ear for being a dillhole to Jane and (she thinks) to Wickham. Anne loved Wentworth, and he loved her. They were devoted to each other. It’s the fact that she broke off the engagement despite this that rankles, for both of them. The attraction was there. It was acknowledged. It was allowed to burn wild and bright for that brief, delicious time before Lady Russell’s doubts and concerns seized hold of Anne and persuaded her to wreck his happiness, and her own. No, they were both fully aware of how much they wanted each other, and they were like “yeah, let’s get married, it’ll be great, I love you so much, oh God you’re so attractive, you’re amazing, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, you’re everything I could ever want.”

It was real and undeniable. They cannot unsay any of it. And then it was over.

[SAD TROMBONE]

And that’s just the backstory.

So despite Wentworth being hella difficult for Anne to read, and her own shattered expectations and self-esteem leading her to believe that of course he’s over her and totally into Louisa Musgrove, why wouldn’t he be, she’s young and cute and so many things Anne is not…we still get to watch Anne burn for this man after eight years apart and know that that’s a fire that’s never going to go out for the rest of her life, if time and distance and hopelessness and even the attentions of other charming young men in Captain Benwick and Mr. Elliott haven’t managed to put out those flames.

And on the re-read we can pick up on every look and cue from Wentworth which we then know to be signs of the fact that he is as helplessly lost to his desire for this person as he was nearly a decade earlier. He wants to believe otherwise and tries to act as if it is–and in a classic case of over-compensation gives rise to hopes and expectations from Louisa Musgrove which then very nearly lock him into an attachment which would surely divide him from Anne forever. And even when he feels himself safe from that, he confronts the possibility of Anne being taken by a rival in Mr. Elliott, and can only watch, rather than give a clear sign of his intent. After all the time that has passed, he is now in the position Anne was in at the beginning of the book, and must painfully struggle to weigh his own doubts against his desires. The no-liking-each-other-too-much-until-you-pop-the-question courtship rules still apply, and an open and happy flirtation at this point is not in their natures as individuals–they’re older than most other heroes and all other heroines. They know the risks. They’ve seen happiness slip away, before, and wonder if it is lost forever. Their emotional stakes are higher. He cannot bear to ask again, face to face.

The misery. The agony. The helpless and resentful eyefucking. That LETTER.

I͚̞̖ ̗̮͈̰̬͇͙c̺̗̮a̗̗̤̜ṉ̯ ̦͔̞̫̟l̯͎͇i̮̱͓̹̭̝͍̥s͓̣̱͎͉̙̻̱̩t͖̠e̼͍̻̣̼n̪̜̮̟̖ ̼̣̼̱̩n̬̳o̩̱̪̟͚̟̲ ̪̺̺l̗̦o͉̝̺̳̤̺̬̻ͅn̗̤̦̥̥͔g̗̰e̜r͎̙̲͚̥̫͇̰ ̜̻͎͈i̘̻̲̫͖̘̫n̩̳̻̮̳̪ ̖̳̳̬̭s̩i̹̩̗̻̘l̹͚e͈̮͖͚͈̫n͔̣̰̯̝̠̤̝c͚͍̙͈̱͉̗͇e̤̭̯̳̹̳.̘̖̫̩̭̻̤͖̱ ̳̞I͓̞̣ ̦̗̼͙͙͎̗͚m͚͙͖̜̜u͈̱̦̩s͓̰͚͎t̼͕̬͈̗̫ ̝͉͕̯̣͈ͅs͖̼͓̤͎͚̮p̲͇̮͓̩e͍̦̹͉͕̠͎̠a̻͎̝̭̜k͉̫̭̣ ̫̣̲̜͙͉̳t̺͚͔̜̗o̫͓̩̝ ̯̻̙̱y͕̳̘̺͎̞o͍̮u̲̭̙̦ ̺̦͎̬̦̣̤

b̩̹͖y̦̝͙̣̮̦̫ ̼̪s̜̜̼͓̝̣͉̺ṵ̼̦̪c͕̝̝h̝̞͈̻̺̩̼̬̩ ͕̺̟͓ͅm͖͈̣̰͍̫̦e̫͕͇̗̳̩̣̠a̬͕̭͕ͅn̖ͅs̲͕͉̙̥͉̠͙ͅ ̤̳̞̖̼̥̰a̗̗̹̰̳̟̙s̭̭͍̦͎͙ͅ ͇̭̰a̱̩͈r͍̦̟̣͚͙̱e̠̟̬̮ ̘w͔̩͈̩̠̮̭̘i̳̻̯͙̦̼t͇̖̹̙̩h͎̣͎̖̩̬̥̪̦i̙n͚̫͈̗̘ ̱̺m̯̜̬͈y̹̟̝̱̼̝̰̘ ̖̞̪̪̦̭r̮̝̙̻̣̯e̳̮̦͚̞̣a̱̞c̠̞̝͎̥̯͚͍ḥ͎̟̯.͎̪̬̟̻̥͉̦͙
̭̭͕̲̫̖̜
͙̰̬͓̪̹͈ͅY̰̯̟̜͎̼̳͖̱o̘̜̞̣̭̥u̩͎̰̣̤̻͚͙ ̫̲̻̲̜͈p̱̹̯i͎e͈̣̩̠̲̖r̳͉̺c̩͔͉̩̤̥͉̲e͎̗ ̞̠̮̲̝̠̤̜m̯̙̹̖̗̺y̤̺͙̼̮ ̮s͇͔͔̦̮̤o̯͖̥̭͓͍̤ͅu͔̥̩̯̻̖̙̲l̟͎.̤͕ ̰̼̘I̭̝̫ ͚̠̝̜a̮̮̘m̝̖͖̫͙͖̟ ͔̳̯̟̺h̗͖̩̬̟̱͓a̺̳͔̲͈l̙̺̙͓̞f͍̠ ̠̞̘̮̩a̲̝̬̟g̪͖̲͙o̩͚n̩̞̹y̗̖͔̪̮͚̹̻,̖̩̬̗̣͇̺̹ ̥̙͇̜͓̙̠̰͎h͕̮̪͕ạ͙̰̠͓l͚͙͚̤͇̮f͉̰̝͈̳͍̖ ̭̘ḥ̞o̗̲͎̩̜̙p̭e͖̮̼̱ͅ.̻̳ ̙̣͍͍̦̩̼͓̯

T̻̣̖̼͍͉̝e̳̮̯̘̜͖l̪̰l͕͕ ̼͈͉̻̙̗̰̬m̟̬̙̫ͅḙ̬̰̲̦̮̜ ̣̲̘n̺̰̦̟͍͔̫o͙̬͓̗̫̻̻̱t̻̘̰̜̖̦̜͈ ͖͇̜͚̣͍t̳̞̼h̗̹͓̮̖̲̟͕a̫̞̖̣̳̩ͅt͈͚̩ ̝̤̗̲̭̫̭I̪͙͙ͅ ̝̜̭͚̙̞a͉̹͖̫͔̪̮m̯̘͇̪ͅ ̳͍̩t̠͈̻͚̩͇͚o̩̭o̘̦̝̙ ̰̬̠͓̠͚̙̹̹l͚͕͍a̰͎t̖̭̥ẹ͈̝,̩̲͓̖̘͇͎ ̻̲̬̲ț͔͎̹̪͍h̘͔̙̝a͇t̫͎͙͖ ̬̩͇̫̮s͖͉̘̙u͔̹͚c͕̣̝͙͍h͖̤̲̱̟ͅ ̖̺͔̠̰̬p͈̤͔̖̯ṛe͚͙̯̖c̝͔͙͉i̻o̖͙̠u̜̬̦̹̻̫ͅș̝̪̹̝̦̩̼ͅ ̦̥͉̞͉͚̗f͇̪e̝̰̠̝ẹ̹͔͉̟̤l̻͖͔̜͇̝ͅi̟̘͎̦͈̞̱n̲̮̤̤͉͈̬g̱͓͖͕̣̯͚͙s̱ ̩̯̲̪͕̩a̪̠͓͈̩ͅr͓͚e͍͇͖ ̹g̳̖͎͙͉͇͎̯o͓n̘̜͈̫e̲̥̥̞͖̩ͅ ̭̺f͓̺̮͈͚̼̲o̼̝r͖̰̩̞̺̼̮̰̪ ̗̮e̼̬̹̳͕̼̤v̲̝e͙̤͎ṟ̙̘̱.͕̞̥͙̝
̘̭̪͙̙̥̲̗
̰̺̮̗̳̭̹I̺̼͎͕ ̳̖̘͇͚̦̳͉o̞̥̥̞̘̗̗f̜̱̞͔͕̹͙f̟̹̖̺e̲̬͉̥r̲͚̣̘̪͓̫̳̹ ̙͚͍̘͍̘̦m̪̫͔̼̙͔̯͕y͎̖̯͇s̞e̺̣͓̻̗͎̹͇̻l̙̣̮͈f͖̩̫̱̤͙̘ ̝̩̥͖̞̜͉̻͎t͇̳͈̳o̙̜̳͎̣ ͕̤̣y̱̞̦͈̳̥o͚u̦̭̥͔ ͈̹̗̮a̠̺͓͕͖g̤͇̟͍a͚̱͉̯̬͍̘i͚̣̣̻̥n̞͍̜̗̝͓ ̤̠̹̪̳͉̪͓w̼̭̠̭̝i͖̭t͎͕̮̭ẖ̟̱ ͉̩a̗͇̪ͅ ̩̥̺̱̱̦h̺̝͕͓̠e͈̜̮̪a͚̦̦͇͔̗͙̝͈r͖͔̜̠̰̥t̬̥̻̭͕̬ ̦͇̠͎̱͓͎e̥̙̠̥̼̩͎̘͍v̩͙e͎̭̺̫̥n͍͚̙̺̼ ̘̰̱m̗̲̯̞͇o̝͈͓̰͇r̹̤̞̙͕e͙͍̦̦̦ͅ ̱͔͇̩͓y̻̖͚̱̼ͅo̜̯̗u̦̲̦͎̙̬̭r̼̲̗̟̯̟̱͓ ̗͖o̜͍̤̩͓̲̬ͅw͈̳͎̩̪̤͓͍͎n͖͍͈͔̪͖͔ ͇̳͔̫̮͙̭͕

t̤͕h̲̲̩̱a̪͚͚̞͈͈͉ͅṇ̝̪̞̰̦͎ ͍̺̼̳̦̜w̝̹̖h͉̥̟̝e̮̞͇͕̩͉̰̮n̘͓̜͙ ̙ͅy͕̗͇͎͙͉̹̻o̖͈͈ͅu̺̱͈ ̮̥͍͍͓a̝̮̱l̥̩̤̹m͖̻o̻͚̯s͚͎̳̻͙t̟̹ ̱̹̤̝̞ͅb̰͍̺̜ͅr̤̙͍̹̯͎̻o̥͚͇̻k̹e̟͍̪͎͖ ̱̝̭̥̠i̠̝̬̙̲̤t͇͚̺̯̣̮̜͚ͅ,̙̣̭͓̭̮ͅ ̗̰̞̳͕͔e̦̱̹i̺̙̰͕̲͓̜ͅg̖̯͈͇͔̣h̻̻̺̼͉͍͇̞t̠̝̦̮̟͈ ̤̩̦̻̥y͕̼e̺͉͖a̭r͎̜̻̯͖s̺ ̰͔a͚̗̰̞̺̣n͕̳̜̲̰̱̮ͅd̮ ̲̳͉̙̲̙a͖̞͕͍̗ ̝̲͖̖h͈͈̮͉̯̱̪a̺̖̼̘̯̳͕̼̩ḻ͚̩̰̪̻̞͙f̺̫̻̬͓̩͇̜ ̖̮a͎̯̣͍̻̲̺g̞͖̹̭̻͓̻̥ͅo̺̲̯͔̪̹͖̭.̭͓̮̖
̞̞̜̩̮̖
͚͍̮̟D̹̺̺͚͎͈a̱̫͕͕̩̞r̭̟̖̤͍̘e̫̞̞͉̖̮̳̣ ̼̱̜ͅn͙o͇̮̰̫̠̺t͕̱̜͎ ̟͕̩̼̙s̹a͖͉y͓̣ ͕̩̠̗t̟͈͍͚h͕͕͖̣̟a̤̹̯̗̪͕t̮̳͓ ͎̳̰̳̙̹͙ṃ̟͕̟ͅa̪̩n̥̲͇̺̞̖̰̫ ̫̖̯̜̼͖͖̼f̟̮̪̖̞o̯͉̝͚r̺̭̞͕g͕̹̤̖̣̤e͖̦̜̘t̺̮s̳̯̳̻̘̟ͅ ̻̜̻̱͉s͍͙̟͇̜̦̬͍o̬̪͔̟o̖̠̺͙̺̯̘͙n̼̫̥̮̬̜̞͖e̤̹͇͇̼r̬̻̰̻̻̹ͅͅ ͇̠ṭ̪̰͈̪̥͙̫h̫͕̙̞̟͍͖̺a̬̭̼̲n̹͙̮̹͚̘̞ ̜̺̤̪w͇̦͖̦͕ͅo̫̪̦͎̜̭m̜͕̹a͉͚̮̫n̪̥̣͖,̠̣ͅ ̺̺̪̠̮̘̮ͅͅ

t̫̳͎͙͎̩̹͕h̙̬̦̟̣̝̜̹a̟̠̖͍̜t̘̣͉͍̤̦̮ ͔̲̹̤̤̝̮͔̠h͖̲̲̣i̜̲͈ͅs̝̠̪̭̝̭̳ ̪̤͓̗̣̩̺l͔̺̱̼͇͕̩o͖̠͖͖v͓̫̤̲̬̳̳͔e̟̮͖̩̲̯̻ ̹͕h̼͚̠̘̺̖a̯̰s͍̹̠͔̠ͅ ̟͈̞̩̳͉̮ͅa͔̺̹̟̼̲̝̦n̳̖͕ ̣̗͍͎͇e͓͉̦̺ͅa͔̰r̠̺͖̝̗̼̼̘l̻̘͕̤̯̩̟̙i͔͚͙̠͓̥ẹ̯͙̼͙ͅr̲͈͉ ̣ḏ̲̯̟̪͇e̳͓̫̲̻͚a̯t̲̭̬̻̯̥̼̭h̠̘.͍̰ ͚͍

Ị̱̻ ̙̭͇̗̟̠͓̠h̲̳͎a͍̠̤̗̠̰̝v̙̘̖̼͖e̞̻̟̹̣̣̭ ̠̱͍̯͈l̹͇̗̣̙͈͈̩̰o͎̭̝v͈͕e̠̳̗͓͍̺ḓ͍͔̯̖̹̼ ̹̼̳͙̗̘̬n̳͕̰̻̲̰̖͉o̬͉n͚̭ͅe͚̮̯ ̺̺b̥̬̩̼̣͈̻̺͖u̫͖͖̦̪̜̠̱t̲̤͓̩ͅ ̙̮̣̜y͚͎̘̭̤̼̞̞o͔̩̭u̖̩͍̫̤͖.̠̬̞̰͍

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Masterlist (Vol. 2)

Finally here is volume 2 of my mobile master list! I just wanted to thank you guys so much for everything, every single note, reblog and follow means the absolute world to me! Anyway enjoy and remember your feedback on any of my fics is always appreciated!

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Imagines-

High School AU
Introduction
Part 1 (Sweet Memories)

Steve Rogers (Captain America)- Total: 17
Over A Coffee Cup- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Amazed By You
Shock Confession- Part 1, Part 2
Similar Smiles- Part 1, Part 2
Who Told You?- Part 1, Part 2
Beautiful Soul
A Shy Situation
Nothing Like Her
Forever And Always
Senior Discount
Possibility- Part 1, Part 2
Somewhere Only We Know- Part 1, Part 2
Fallen
In Love- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
We Start Over- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11
In The Rain (Wanda Maximoff Award)
Best Mother Ever (Sam Wilson Award)

Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)- Total: 23
The Winter Guardian (Teaser)
We Must Be Killers
Who Do You Think You Are- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Definitely A Stark
Well This Is Awkward- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Dance With Me
Too Cute- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
Keep Your Eyes On Me
Half Alive- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
American Beauty/American Psycho- Part 1, Part 2
Playmates
Taken From You
Brotherly Love
Jealousy
Scared
Can’t Believe
Demons
Comfort
Good For Me (Bucky Barnes Award)
A Little Bit Of Culture (Steve Rogers Award)
Stranded (Natasha Romanoff Award)
Saving You (T’Challa Award)
Don’t Touch Her (Wade Wilson Award)

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)- Total: 6
Really?
You Little Tease
Stray
‘People of the Week’ Winner Request 1
Fallen
Freak

Sam Wilson (Falcon)- Total: 1
Cut It Out

Clint Barton (Hawkeye)- Total: 3
Little Details
Nesting
Mistakes

Tony Stark (Iron Man)- Total: 2
You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me
I Think I Love You (By Katie James)

Thor Odinson- Total: 3
Thunder Buddies
‘People of the Week’ Winner Request 1
Rainy Day (Peter Parker Award)

Loki Laufeyson- Total: 2
‘People of the Week’ Winner Request 3
What?

Vision- Total: 2
‘People of the Week’ Winner Request 4
Understanding Love (Clint Barton Award)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)- Total: 2
Make Me
The Biggest Fanboy (Pietro Maximoff Award)

Howard Stark- Total: 1
Lost In War

Matt Murdock (Daredevil)- Total: 1
The Name’s Matt (By Katie James)

Johnny Storm (Human Torch)- Total: 1
Crash Landing- Part 1, Part 2

Dave Lizewski (Kick Ass)- Total: 1
You Had Me At Hello- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Phan (Dan x Phil)- Total: 1
New Year, New Chapter (By Katie James)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter- Total: 1
Always (By Katie James)

Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)- Total: 1
Scars (By Katie James)

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Drabbles-

Steve Rogers (Captain America)- Total: 33
Fight
Betrayed
She did the unthinkable and escaped.
He was seduced by the possibilities.
“Are you hitting on her for me?”
“The way you flirt is shameful.”
“Oh my god! You’re in love with him!”
“I’m flirting with you.”
“Well… don’t keep me waiting.”
“I can’t explain right now, but I really need you to trust me.”
“I may despise you with the burning hot intensity of the sun, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
“If you die, I’m going to kill you!”
“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
“Oh you beautiful weirdo!”
“I’m missing something here, aren’t I?”
“How can you be so resentful?”
“Please just back the fuck off!”
“Aren’t you a bit… not… qualified?”
“You’re so small!”
“It killed me to see you with him.”
“You’re not getting rid of me that easy.”
“Your eyes are like stars.”
“Cuddle?”
“We’re not buying a dog.”
“It never gets easier.”
“Yell, scream, say something!”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it!”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“I wish I could hate you.”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“I love you, you asshole!”
“Come home with me.”
“I know this song.”

Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)- Total: 30
Mega Prompt Challenge
Fight
Trust
Guilt
Light
Regret
Stood up to them, regretted it.
“Oh you beautiful weirdo!”
“IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH.”
“I think we should have another.”
“Do you think it’s possible that I…might be…pregnant?”
“Please, don’t turn him away again!”
“Please just back the fuck off!”
“If you’d ever show up, yes.”
“Your eyes are like the stars/”
“It killed me to see you with him.”
“Hello gorgeous, do I know you?”
“Don’t try, I’m not worth it.”
“You taste like heaven.”
“When’s the last time I said I love you?”
“I thought I could manage. I can’t. Not without you. Not ever, like that.”
“Suck my nonexistent dick!”
“I am in deeeeep shit!”
“Come home with me.”
“I can explain this.”
“I’d rather caress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
“Come home with me.”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“SO… you think I’m hot?”
“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”

Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)- Total: 17
Stood up to them, regretted it.
She did the unthinkable, and escaped.
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“A boy needs his father.”
“We accidentally got married in Vegas oops.”
“I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks!”
“Do you think it’s possible that I… might be pregnant?”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you!”
“Please just back the fuck off!”
“He’s not agitated, he’s a jerk!”
“I can’t breathe.”
“Don’t touch me!”
“Hey. I’m with you, okay? Always.”
“Oh my god! You’re in love with him/her!”
“Suck my nonexistent dick!”
“I don’t know where she gets it from.”
“SO… you think I’m hot?”

Sam Wilson (Falcon)- Total: 2
“I’m missing something here, aren’t I?”
“You’re so cute!!!”

Clint Barton (Hawkeye)- Total: 5
“Your eyes are like stars.”
“Hello gorgeous, do I know you?”
“I am in deeeeep shit!”
“Suck my nonexistent dick!”
“I can explain this.”

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)- Total: 6
Betrayed
“Are you hitting on her for me?”
“Will you please just give me a hand?”
“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“Take my hand.”
“Where were you?”

Tony Stark (Iron Man)- Total: 4
Kiss
“Have you lost your damn mind?”
“You’re so small!”
“I’m in this for life.”

Bruce Banner (Hulk)- Total: 1
“I miss you.”

Thor Odinson- Total: 4
Sleep
“Your eyes are like stars.”
“We’re not buying a dog.”
“You’re so small!”

Loki Laufeyson- Total: 5
Regret
Survive
“You’re not getting rid of me that easy.”
“Use your words.”
“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”

Peter Parker- Total: 3
“I can arrange that.”
“How about if we-” “NO!”
“I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you were doing wasn’t fair.” 

*at the beginning the relationship*

Slytherin: What do you think about marriage?

Ravenclaw: It’s a financial and social burden that I will not be taking part in.

Slytherin: *shrugs* Ok.

*a year later*

Ravenclaw: Oh my God, go listen to the piano version of This Is Gospel!

Ravenclaw: Wouldn’t that be cute to play at our wedding?

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Wait. Did you just…

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: I hate you so much.

Slytherin: What did I do?

Ravenclaw: Don’t make me think of how cute a wedding with Brendon Urie playing piano would be.

drunk peter headcanons

tags : @parkerroos @spideyyss @peterletmebeanavengerparker @grant-valdes-holland @ladysnowren @marvelsdaughter @underoosie @sunrisehunny @tomhollandisthicc @quacksoff @lil-spidey @captainswriting @jor-da-na

for the wild ass spiderjizz gals bc our gc was full of sad headcanons and we need to stop being SAD

author’s note : don’t yell at me and say peter is too young 15 year olds get drunk and do a lot of shit they shouldn’t be doing trust me k cool enJOY

  • ok so if u don’t think peter is a lil lightweight u would be wrong sir
  • he becomes about fifty times clumsier than he already is
    • “GET OFF THE TABLE YOU’RE GONNA GET HURT OH MY-”
    • “OWWWWWW”
    • “I TOLD YOU YOU’D GET HURT YOU DUMMY”
    • “y/n y/n y/n i hurt my fooooot kiss it better”
    • “peter benjamin parker get your foot out of my face and away from my mouth or so help me gOD”
  • you refuse to drink with him bc peter alone is like watching over an awfully curious child but peter drunk is like trying to keep track of a two year old with the attention span of squirrel
  • so you’re watching over this ridiculous idiot 
  • and he is the clingiest baby ever
    • “ummmm y/n baby baby baby you’re so far away from meeee” cue pouty face and outstretched grabby hands as he reaches for you even though you’re only a little bit away in front of the tv trying to put on a movie
    • “i’m two feet away peter”
    • “TWO FEET IS TOO FAR”
    • “oh my gosh you are so drunk my friend”
    • “did you just friend zone me” and then he tears up a little and you spend the next twenty minutes trying to convince him that he’s not just a friend
  • he is completely ridiculous but it’s fine he’s adorable
  • also he is always yelling
  • for no reason
  • he just yells everything when he’s drunk apparently?????
    • “Y/N Y/N Y/N DID YOU SEEEEE THIS”
    • “yes peter i know what a cookie looks like you donut”
    • “donut i love doNUTS”
    • “askfgsjfg peter no
    • “PETER YES”
    • “STOP YELLING
  • then he can’t stop laughing and he laughs for ten minutes and then he gets tired and stretches out across your lap like a sleepy angel/cat
  • he’s a very ramble-y drunk too and he doesn’t know what he’s saying half the time
    • “y/n i’ve got a suuuuuuper big thing i gotta tell you i gotta tell you it like right noooowwwwww okay”
    • “okay peter baby what is it”
    • “i love youuuuuuuuu did you know that i love you because i do me peter loves you y/n and i wanna maybe marry you and have babies with you like reallyyyyyyyy cute ones bUT don’t tell you”
    • “peter what”
    • “don’t tell yourself!!!!” and this nerd says it so matter-of-factly with a smartly placed smirk on his mouth as he stares up at you with big brown doe eyes that all you can do is sigh and shake your head 
    • “okay i won’t tell myself”
    • “oh gOOD BECAUSE I WANNA TELL YOU AGAIN FOR REAL WHEN I DON’T FEEL SO LOOOOOOOOOPY”
    • “peter the yelling”
  • he keeps trying to sing and usually he’s pretty good (that’s a whole different imagine) but he sounds like he’s scalping a cat as he tries to serenade you
  • he curls up against you because clingy an grabs your hands and holds them to his face and randomly claps them against his cheeks it’s weird he’s weird
    • “what are you doing”
    • “i’m singing the friends theme in my head shhhh you’re ruining my vibE babe”
    • “RUDE you’re a mean drunk”
  • but then he gets really kissy and just wants to love on you repeatedly
    • he starts by kissing your hands and your wrists really daintily 
    • then it BECOMES NOT SO DAINTY
    • and suddenly this former nerd is kissing up your collarbones and really slowly kissing your neck and then he bites you but he’s trying to give you a hickey but it’s not working he’s just biting incessantly 
    • “peter you can be sexy in the morning you’re just acting like damon salvatore at this point”
    • cue his sad face “why won’t you love me back”
    • “you’re drunk and it’s like taking advantage of you so we can do this another night okay?”
    • “uuuuuugggghhhhhh now i’m sad”
  • you roll your eyes and wrap your arms around him anyway and he smiles up at you all lovingly with little crinkles by his eyes and dimples by the corners of his mouth and he’s clearly not sad anymore he’s just needy 
    • “can you - can you pet my hair baby love”
    • “yeah pete of course”
  • and now he’s sleepy but he’s still curled up in your lap like some sort of kitten nd his eyes keep opening and closing but he has a really firm grip on your hand and refuses to let go ever
    • “y/n y/n y/n i love you”
    • “i know peter”
    • “shhhh no you don’t you don’t understand”
    • “peter-”
    • “no no like i really really love you and if i don’t marry you i’m gonna die like die die like deaD 
  • and then he rolls over and puts your hand against his cheek again and passes the fuck out with his mouth still slightly open and he’s lowkey drooling and it’s kinda gross but you can’t move bc there’s a huge boy laying on top of you and??????
  • he’s heavier than he looks?????
  • boy hides his riPPED AS BODY UNDERNEATH THOSE SWEATERS 
  • BUT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH 
  • and the truth is that he’s heavy as fuck and he’s crushing you but you can’t move him bc???/ the cuteness is too much and he was highkey wasted and he needs some sleep
  • he wakes up in the morning with a killer headache and he kinda wants to die because ow his foot hurts and his brain feels like it is pounding against his skull with tiny little Thor hammers
  • but he sees that you’re sleeping and he feels bad bc he’s been splayed out on top of you all night drooling on your knee???
    • “ugh that’s disgusting”
    • “peter i know my face in the morning is scary but-”
    • “NO NO MY LOVE YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL I MEANT THE DROOL”
    • “oh god why did i yell my head hurts so bad ughgsgk”
  • he takes 3 advil tablets and asks if he did anything stupid last night
  • you tell him no, that he was just pretty adorable to spare him the pain 
  • later on you’ll tell him that he said if he doesn’t get to marry you he’ll die
    • “well they do say that drunks are the most honest people”
    • “PETER YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THST”
    • “i’m peter and i wanna marry you or else i’ll die”
    • “you make me so upset”
    • “why”
    • “BECAUSE YOU’RE SO CUTE
    • “shhhhhhhhh”
  • drunk peter is a sweet peter but all peters are good !!!
  • lol
  • goodbyE i miss peter and i’ve never even had him to begin with
military plot things pls
  • “we met right before i was supposed to be deployed and decided to get married so that we could stay together and you could live on base and such” (I’VE HAD THIS ONE BEFORE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME OH MY GOD) 
  • “we’re both deployed in the same place and keep getting stuck in the same caravan together and now we’re both POWs.” 
  • anything with long distance relationships and military angst
  • “i just got home from deployment and you’re a nurse/therapist i’m supposed to see but man you’re cute” 
  • literally if you give me an army nurse to nurture him back to health i might die ?? 
  • military buddies bonding and being great together and supportive and wonderful 
  • ptsd issues/survivor guilt/flashbacks
  • adjusting to civilian life and struggling 
  • honorable discharges… or dishonorable discharges. 
  • soldier/ civilian where they’re stationed romance
  • like seriously if you have a military plot you’ve wanted to do just throw it at me and i’m probably going to say yes?? 
  • we can have heart wrenching reunions and possibly involve children and make it so angsty and beautiful and just ??? 
  • please ????????

anonymous asked:

What do you think everyone's favorite Disney movies are?

Hoo boi!! Let’s see…

Daichi: The Fox and the Hound. Like legit, you know that mother fucker watches this when he’s home sick. He curls up on the couch with tissues (totally for the cold and definitely not for all the tears he be sheddin’ by the end of the movie). He considered changing Pochi’s name to Copper when he first got him but then decided against it because Noya had promised to find him a new home and he didn’t want to get too attached. (Ha. Ha.) Then by the time he realized he was stuck with him, it was too late to change it. He regularly holds Pochi’s paws and says, “I’m a hound dooooogggg.” Suga has it on video and watches it when he’s feeling down.

Suga: If you ask Suga what his favorite Disney movie is, chances are he will tell you “Cool Runnings” or “Max Keeble’s Big Move” just to be a little shit and get you to say, “No… I mean like… you know. The animated ones. Uhm… like when you say Disney movie they’re the ones that pop up in your head…” “Ohh… you mean like the Lizzie McGuire Movie.” “Suga no.” But actually, his favorite is Frozen. Honestly, that “Let it Gosong was LIT and he never misses an opportunity to sing it. “Suga, did you eat the cupcake I told you not to-” “LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOOO.” “God damn it.” Or when Daichi is getting out of the shower… Suga kicks the door of the bathroom open, LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOORRR! “SUGA GET OUT.” He absolutely loves it. He dressed up as a perfect male Elsa for Halloween. Any time someone disses on it, “It wasn’t THAT good…” a fist fight breaks out. Let people enjoy things, you fucks.

Oikawa: Lilo and Stitch. “It’s not because the aliens! Shut up, Iwa-chan!” It’s totally because it’s a heartfelt story about family sticking together and definitely not because there are space ships and aliens and lasers. Nope. Iwaizumi made him a Scrump doll for their fourth anniversary and Oikawa takes it with him whenever he travels and totally, no way, definitely does NOT sleep with it. Nope.

Iwaizumi: Oliver and Company. Despite having the voice of an angel, Iwaizumi has very few indulgent songs that he sings when he’s at home. “Why Should I Worryis one of the few that he actually does belt when he’s in the mood. Just imagine him sliding in his socks around the kitchen as he’s making dinner, singing into a wooden spoon… “Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I got street savoire faire.” It’s Oikawa’s little secret that he will never share with anyone. On Iwaizumi’s last birthday, Oikawa dressed up as Georgette and sang “Perfect Isn’t Easy”. Like… he just pranced around the bedroom singing, “Though many covet my bone and bowl, they’re barkin’ up the wrong tree. You pretty pups all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity. Pretty is nice, but still, it’s just pretty. Perfect, my dear, is me.” Iwaizumi laughed so hard that he started crying and it was definitely the best birthday he’s ever had.

Matsukawa: A Goofy Movie. And not just because of the memes. Because of the strong familial bond between Goofy and Max and how hard Goofy tries but just can’t seem to get it right. Matsukawa can see a bit of his own father in him, as they had their own troubles back when he was in high school. They got through it and have an even stronger relationship and he can see that in this movie. (but it’s mostly because of the memes.)

Hanamaki: The Princess and the Frog. He’s got that Friends on the Other Side,” song memorized and sings it while he’s…. well… “working”. Also, RayXEvangeline is his OTP and he will go to the grave preaching their love. He used to go catch frogs in the pond near his house when he was a kid so honestly he just has a total soft spot for the little critters. Oh and he thinks Prince Naveen is a total hottie. 10/10 would smash.

Bokuto: Aladdin! Oh man he could watch this movie every day for the rest of his life and never get tired of it!!! He’s even dressed up as the Genie for Halloween more than once! He’s got that “Friend Like Me” song DOWN. He can do all the voices and everything! In fact, one of the main reasons Akaashi fell in love with him way back in high school was because on the few occasions that it was Akaashi that lost some confidence, Bokuto would sing the song to him and change “Aladdin” to “Akaashi” and it never failed to cheer him up to hear, “Mister Akaashi, Sir, what will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down. You ain’t never had a friend like me!”

Akaashi: Monster’s Inc.! Oh man Akaashi loves this movie so much. One of the only times you can see him visibly get giddy is when this movie is playing. It’s honestly the most adorable thing Bokuto has ever seen and every time Akaashi imitates Boo and says, “Kitty!” in a cutesy voice, Bokuto legit ascends to a higher plane of existence. He definitely plays the jazzy OST in the background when he’s sewing, humming along with the melody. He also may or may not have pushed a small child down in his desperation to get into the theater for the very first showing of Monster’s University. (Also, don’t tell anyone, but he made himself a Sully pajama onesie and definitely wears it all the time, but knows Pain in the Ass Kuroo-san would never let him hear the end of it if he found out so he keeps it a secret even from Bokuto.)

Kuroo: The Emperor’s New Groove. Kuroo has most definitely dressed up as Kuzco for Halloween around the same times Bokuto has dressed up as Genie. (In both the llama and human form.) His ringtone was also “Perfect World” for the longest time, until Kenma changed it one night after getting tired of hearing Kuroo shout out “Me!” after the “This Perfect World begins and ends with-” part before answering his phone.

Kenma: Toy Story. Hey, the less actual human beings in a movie, the better, ammiright? As a kid who didn’t have a lot of real friends growing up, the concept that your toys came to life and loved playing with you as much as you played with them was a really beautiful concept to him. He had always been a really rational kid, and knew that it was fiction, but there was some part of him that always thought, “But what if?” After the first time he watched Toy Story, he started treating his toys more gently, and daydreamed that even his videogame consoles and all the characters within them were alive and got excited every single time he took the controller. Not to mention Sid’s Scare Scene gave him ungodly satisfaction to watch after he acquired a few bullies in primary school.

Asahi: Up! Because… Because… *sobs* they were so in love… and he was such a grumpy old man but then… *SOBS* BUT HE WAS HER ADVENTURE AND OMG DOUG AND THEN THEY WERE WATCHING THE CARS TOGETHER AT THE END AND… AND… *wailing*

Nishinoya: MULAN! Kick ass women and plenty of fight scenes and most importantly… “To be a man, we must be swift as the coursing river. With all the force of the great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire. As mysterious as the dark side of the moon!”

Kiyoko: Brave. Strong independent woman that don’t need no man and instead wants to ride her horse and shoot her bow and fight bears and learn to connect and understand her mother? Uhhh…. sign her the FUCK up. Also, King Fergus reminds her so much of her dad that she can’t help but giggle every time he shows up on screen. And that hair animation? ENCHANTING. She can’t tear her eyes from it.

Yachi: Tangled. Oh c’mon. Duh! Yachi is so TOTALLY Rapunzel. It’s not even funny. She relates HARD with the heroine and oh my GOD it’s so cute to see her flouncing around her apartment in her PJ’s, singing, “And at last I see the light! And it’s like the fog has lifted!”

Hinata: The Little Mermaid. REDHEAD. A REDHEAD! Oh man Hinata used to watch this movie every day. He was so excited to see a redheaded Disney princess. His mom bought him a fork just so he could brush his hair with it. He used to have a little fish tank in his room and he named all of the fish after the characters. “I’m going to marry Ariel when I get older!” Little did he know, he ended up being Ariel and falling for the tall, black haired prince with the bright blue eyes instead. Oopsie Daisies.

Kageyama: Finding Nemo. There’s something about small… orange… things that draws Kageyama to them. He really has no clue what the heck it is. He has been caught a few times muttering, “Just keep swimmin’. Just keep swimmin’.”  Under his breath when he’s stressed out, either on the volleyball court or in school. Pretty much everyone has noticed but they’re a little scared that he will stop doing it if they point it out so they pretend not to hear him. It’s just too cute of a habit to lose.

Miya: Hercules. Okay Miya is low key in love with Danny Devito and so anytime he’s in ANYTHING, it’s his favorite thing. Not to mention Meg reminds him high key of a certain tsundere who won’t say he is in love. Although, if he’s being completely honest, Miya relates a bit more to Hades than he does Hercules (I think you mean HUNKules).

Shirabu: Moana. So, Shirabu doesn’t really watch a lot of movies. Okay, he NEVER watches movies. He doesn’t have time. He’s got better things to do. The few movies he HAS seen were pretty much whatever Miyazaki Hayao was putting out and even then, he wasn’t really attached to any of them. Then Moana came out and he was quite literally DRAGGED off to see it by Miya. He swore he wasn’t going to have a good time and sit with arms crossed, complaining the whole movie, but then some ANNOYING asshole laced their fingers together and refused to let go and UGH. So obnoxious. But then that same annoying asshole seemed to have a lot of fun and hummed to the tune of Shiny on the way out of the theater and down the street. And well… it did have good music. And it looked pretty. And then when Miya took him to dinner afterwards, Shirabu had managed to choke out a reluctant, “Thank you” and had to suffer through an exuberant, “What can I say except you’re welcome?But you know… Shirabu wouldn’t be against the idea of seeing more movies in the future….


Welp. That’s what I came up with. Seem fitting? Thanks for the ask, I had a lot of fun thinking about this!

Originally posted by keldelel

halloveen

hi. this is long. i’ve been crying for 91 years. i’m so…..yeah. here u go.

  • did they even sleep?????
  • HOLT LMAO WYD
  • is anyone going to address how he got into their apartment or nah
  • ROUGH holt
  • that’s a fancy belt
  • EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF IT’S LIKE BACHELOR IN PARADISE 
  • “you all suck and i hope jake goes back to jail” 
  • “letting me into your life was the worst mistake you’ve ever made” sure it was!!!
  • hitchcock and scully looking behind them tho
  • “i should’ve fired you long ago” why is everyone so SAVAGE
  • gina????? gina!!!!
  • she had a girl aw!!!!
  • “linetti, lin-out-i”
  • oh wait that wasn’t gina :( 
  • “get better eyes you moron”
  • “i really need to win this year i’m begging you” why’s that jake hmm?
  • amy looks so good in this episode
  • “ROT IN HELL CRAP FACE.”
  • “god you’re so mean…do it more” we! know! jake’s! kink!
  • tag yourself i’m charles wrecking himself on the chair
  • how does holt know when to put the cabinet thing back down when he can’t see it he could’ve squished cheddar
  • “you’re not cheddar! you’re just some common bitch!”
  • “bless you” HON E ST LY
  • YES amy u got this
  • cheddar is gonna get a disciplinary that’s so funny
  • the fact amy can recognise jake even with his face covered she knows him so well
  • holt’s creepy ass laugh
  • THEY ALL PUT TRACKERS IN TERRY DJDHJXJDJD
  • “ya just plain boring” amy wins wooooo
  • hwhat
  • JKS WJSIKT WHATHES ON HIS KNEE
  • SHUT T RHEIFB FUCK IP
  • TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE
  • YHIS ISKM SOM WHATT HE 
  • ONMH MY GOD HES SO CUTE 
  • I LOVE HOW SMART YOU ARE I LOVE HOW BESUTOFUL YOU ARE
  • HER VOICE CRACKING AT HIM
  • HIS VOICE CRACKING WHEN HE CALLS HER FUNNY DUD E
  • AMY SANTIAGO 
  • WILL YOU MARRY ME
  • JAKE PERALTA
  • I WILL MARRY YOU
  • BIRCHEIDJEIDJEJDIJS S IM YELLING SO LOUDLY
  • CHARLES OKA Y A MOOD
  • holt my dude amy won the heist very clearly
  • the call to mr santiago that is PERFECT
  • THEIR FIRST MEETING OH MAN LOOK AT THEIR HAIR
  • HE DECIDED TO PROPOSE WHEN SHE FOUND A SPELLING ERROR HES SO SOFT
  • “WE’RE GETTING MARRIED” YOU’RE GETTING M A R R I E D
  • “GET OVER IT YA JAG” “YEAH YA JAG” 

in conclusion: SUIT UP Y’ALL WE GOT A WEDDING TO ATTEND

andtheworldwillknowtheday  asked:

first kid headcanons with sincerely three?

CONRAD MEMPHIS:
• i feel like you guys wouldn’t have planned the pregnancy at all
• but you guys were stable enough and had a steady income, so it was all okay
• Connor had been going to therapy regularly and has been taking his anti depressants !! yay!!
• but there were still a few struggles
• you often had to remind Connor that he was going to be a great dad
• after Connor finally shook away his insecurities, he was confident
• he wanted to be the dad that he needed growing up (no shade Larry)
• one day you guys would be cuddling on the couch and he would gasp
• you would be like ??what??
• and he would pull your shirt up because he felt your little belly for the first time
• tears would well in his eyes because it was finally so real to him
• Connor was transforming in front of your eyes
• he was so responsible and so timid
• he would talk to your belly when he thought you were sleeping
• “hey there, little one. daddy loves you. i always will, okay? you mean the world to me”
• FRICK
• anyways
• when you finally got to be like 7 months pregnant you were the size of a planet
• and Connor would fetch anything for you
• when it was finally pushing time, Connor insisted on being in the room with you, holding your hand
• he would be so supportive, kissing your forehead and whispering reassuring words
• when the lil sucker popped out of your hoohah he would start bawling his eyes out
• the doctor would announce it was a girl and Connor just starts ScReAmInG doing a FUKING victory lap around the room
• he would do the skin-to-skin thing where he holds the baby underneath his shirt while coddling her
• you would be asleep and Connor would stay up all night, talking to the baby in a hush tone.
• he felt so complete


EVAN HANDSOAP:

• you and Evan tried for kids after getting married and finally opening up your own bakery!!
• you guys did the cute little grandma announcement to Heidi and it went viral online
• it would be one of those scrabble games and she’s spelling out the word “grandma” and she’s like “??? OH MY GOD”
• she would start bawling her eyes out hugging the two of you
• this was so important to Evan because he never had a father figure growing up
• he wanted to be the best dad possible!!
• he took a lot of advice from Jared because Jared was the coolest dad ever
• you guys would do those time lapses of your tummy
• Evan would probably rest his head on your belly when he slept on the couch
• when the baby grew feet and started kicking, Evan would kiss your stomach to get the baby to kick there
• you two would do it for hours and just giggle
• you guys would have the gender-reveal baked into a cake by one of the people who worked in your bakery!!
• so at the baby shower you guys cut the cake and it was blue inside
• EvAn WoUlD bE a MeSs
• he would be crying, sobbing, hugging you, and laughing
• Heidi bought you guys a little blue polo for your little guy
• so the big day finally comes and your assigned to a C-Section
• while you’re waiting for the doctor to wheel you in, Evan is just laying with you on the hospital bed
• you guys are grinning and talking about how exciting everything is
• Evan goes into the operating room and holds your hand the whole time
• doctor: “okay, the procedure is now taking place, Mr.Hansen, please don’t look over the curtain”
• Evan fucking looked
• and passed out at the sight of the baby being pulled out through ur organs like wtf
• but he would be out for long
• you guys would be back in your room and he would open his eyes to see you holding a little baby in a blue blanket
• Evan would wander over and hold him and start smiling ear to ear
• Evan was the best dad ever


JARED COOLMAN:

• I feel like something would happen where the doctor told you that you were incapable of having kids
• and you guys were so upset by it, you stopped trying for a year
• seeing all of your friends have children was so upsetting
• but one day you woke up, expecting your period but it wasn’t there ??
• and it’s been like three days since you were supposed to start??
• then you thought back to 3 weeks ago when you and Jared had the FRICK frack
• you didn’t want to hype yourself up buT YOU WERE FUKIN PUMPED
• you ran to the store and bought 18 pregnancy tests
• you knew that this could just be your period being late, but something felt different this time
• AND HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD YOU WERE PREGNANT!!!
• you couldn’t WAIT to tell Jared
• so you planned it all out
• you guys’ anniversary was coming up and you had an idea
• so flash forward to your anniversary, you guys went out for dinner and came home to watch a movie and exchange gifts
• Jared had bought you a really nice necklace and a new book that you had wanted to read for a while
• you passed Jared a collection of mugs, tshirt s, and aprons that all read “World’s Best Dad”
• he looked at them hella confused bUt ThEn It SaNk In
• AND HE WOULD START SOBBING AND HUGGING YOU SO TIGHT
• IT WAS A MIRACLE DAMMIT
• so throughout your pregnancy Jared was so giddy and you guys called your parents and they screamed with you
• then you guys went in for an ultrasound to see the gender and just for a checkup
• and the doctor was like “wanna know the genders?”
• and you and jared looked at each other and were like “genders??”
• and the doctor looked at you like you were dumb
• “yeah, there’s two babies in there”
• “NO FUCKING WAY”
• “Jared, be quiet this is a hospital!!”
• “THIS IS AMAZING”
• your delivery went smoothly (as smooth as it can … two babies came out like the shit is painful yikes)
• and Jared would hold both of them at once, giving you a heart attack
• when the babies were three months old, they are super giggly and babble all the time
• sometimes you would just walk in to see the babies laying on jared, and he would pretend to listen to them speak
• “uh huh. Ok. Is that so?”
• what a dork

anonymous asked:

what are you currently reading/on your to-read list? i feel like i read ao3 dry lately lol

Y’know, I’ve been meaning to write a rec list for the stuff I’ve been reading in the last few weeks.  Now is as good a time as any, so here you go!

Say Something by  JhanaMay - A kidfic with Teacher!Cas, Mechanic!Dean and his autistic son Ben.  This fic has it all, fluff and domesticity and angst and ugh, so good.

When I See You Again by @noxsoulmate - Doctor!Cas, and Singer!Dean, and a second chances story.  

looking for a rhythm like you by superhoney - Castiel is sweetly awkward, and Dean is happy and more confident than you’d think he’d be in a fic where he’s a stripper.  I love *gestures at all of it*

Tabula Rasa by  Dangerousnotbroken aka @shennanigoats - this one has a fun twist on the Supernatural universe while still being completely AU.  

I Can Make You Scared by  Dangerousnotbroken aka @shennanigoats - Dom!Cas and sub!Dean ftw!  This one left my brain kinda buzzy for a few days, in a very good way :)

Five Days in May by  Dangerousnotbroken aka @shennanigoats and @kreweofimp - lol Can you tell I went through someone’s fics?  Anyway, this was a really good one night stand turns into an adventure of love of a lifetime :D

Grown-Ups Making Grown-Up Choices by @carrieosity - OH MY GODS SO CUTE.  Alpha!Cas and Omega!Dean are gaga over each other, and watching Dean trying so hard to get Castiel’s approval by being a responsible adult warms my heart.

Passing Ships by quiettewandering aka @wanderingcas - I love Anti-Soulmate AUs so much.  Lots of angst in this one, but it was also very sweet.

A Marriage of Misadventure by  noxlee - I am such a sucker for woke up in Vegas married to a stranger fics.

With Sure Certainty by  andimeantittosting (Saylee) - another second chances fic, AND it’s a Historical AU.  Delicious!

Save the Date

the one short and sweet TFLN where Harry’s buzzing with minor jealousy, Y/N loves Food Network, and Nick is still trying to play matchmaker.

(A/N): I like the idea of the group chat just being a place to spill all sorts of messages, no real plot (that’s not how group chats I’m in work anyway, so it keeps it more realistic) and also - if I had Harry Styles’ number I would 100% be sending him photos of himself, that’s just hilarious to me.

  Harry. (Y/N). Nick.

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I Need Your Help

Lin/Female Reader

Summary: your sister is getting married in two weeks, and your mother demand that you bring a date. Who better than broadway star, Lin-Manuel Miranda?

Word Count: 1612

Tags: @secretschuylersister

Warnings: a really crappy mom


“You’re coming home for your sister’s wedding, right?” Your mom asked. You had just answered the phone, and had been unable to get even a simple greeting out. “Because Kalena will be devastated if you don’t make it. And I will be disappointed.” You should have known that the concerning tone she had taken would not have lasted long.

“I am coming, Mom, I already told-”

“And are you bringing a date?” She asked, then made a tutting sound. “I should know better than to ask. You haven’t been on a date in maybe seven, eight months?”

“Mom-”

“Just- find someone suitable. And get away from that Broadway show, you know how- how unsuccessful people can become in that business, and you aren’t even in a leading role-”

Mom!” You snapped, your tone harsher than you intended. “I will get a date, and I enjoy my work. Hamilton is doing really well.”

“Just bring a date– an attractive one, We can’t have an unattractive man at your sister’s wedding,” your mom said. “I have to go, wedding things. Goodbye Y/N.” She hung up, and you resisted the urge to throw your phone at the wall.

You hated talking to your mother. Kalena had always been her favourite– and it wasn’t her fault, either. She was the oldest, the smartest, and the prettiest. At least, in your mother’s eyes. Kalena had always told you how beautiful and smart you were, and that if she became anything like you, she’d be happy. Kalena wasn’t like your mother, and you were grateful for that everyday.

She was getting married in two weeks, to her high school sweetheart. Christopher was great, but you knew that any man you brought, your mother would compare to him. You wanted to scream in exasperation, but you couldn’t. You had a show to dance in three hours. A show your mother disapproved of– no, you had to put your mother out of your mind if you were going to survive the rest of the day.

You took a quick nap and showered before heading to the Richard Rodgers. You turned into your dressing room almost immediately– actually, Jasmines. You were taking over for her today, and you had to get into the zone before you even put on the red dress for act two. You had at least two hours before that would have to happen, so for now you settled with sinking into a chair and poking at some Chinese food.

Eventually, Pippa and Renée drifted in. You knew that they would be able to tell that something was up, so you did your best to hide your face in your Chinese food.

“Y/N?” Pippa asked. Your Chinese food disguise must not have helped your case, and you slowly raised your head. “Are you alright?” She asked, and you sighed.

“Have I told you about my mother?” You asked them, and they shook their heads.

“All you’ve said about her is that you don’t get along,” Renée supplied.

“My mother has been demanding that I be perfect, just like my sister– it isn’t her fault. I love Kalena a lot, it’s just. Mom favours her and not me,” you answered. “Anyway, Kalena is getting married is two weeks and mom is demanding that I bring a hot date.”

“Why is that?” Pippa asked, wrinkling her nose.

“I don’t know, she just– is. But I don’t have a date to bring and I have no money to pay an attractive prostitute to fake being my boyfriend so–”

“What about Lin?” Renée asked, her face spelling out that it was the obvious answer.

“What about Lin what now?” You asked, setting your now empty Chinese food container on the ground.

“Ask him to be your fake date,” she said. “I mean, Anthony is with Jasmine, Leslie is married, Oak has a girl, and Daveed has a huge puppy crush on an ensemble member–”

“Daveed what?” Pippa asked.

“Nothing,” Renée covered up quickly. “But, Lin is the obvious choice.”

“I’ll think about it,” you said, and checked the time. “We should start getting ready.”


You put off asking Lin for help for as long as you could. Finally, it was a few days before the wedding and you were leaving the next morning– you were out of options.

You anxiously knocked on Lin’s dressing room door, trying to keep from shaking. He opened it, looking adorably rumpled, his hair falling out of his ponytail and his shirt rucked up, like it had just been put on. “Y/N?”

You blinked, “yeah, uh– can I come in?”

“Of course.” He opened the door wider, allowing you to walk in and stand in his dressing room. He shut the door with a gentle click, leaning against it. “What can I do you for?” He asked, his eyebrows raised. How had you not noticed how cute he was?

“Um, my sister’s getting married in a few days– that’s why I won’t be here, but that’s besides the point,” you said, tripping over your words. “A-anyway, My mom is demanding that I bring a date and no one is available so–”

“You need me to be your fake boyfriend?” He asked, a smile on his face.

“Oh god, I’m so sorry for asking, I should have just gone and–”

“No, Y/N. I’m saying yes.”

“And I– wait, what?” You asked, stunned and momentarily at a loss for words.

He took a few steps toward you. “I’m saying yes. I don’t have a problem with playing your boyfriend so you can survive this.”

You pulled Lin into a hug. “Thank you, thank you, thank you! Ugh, I don’t know what I would do without you.” You pulled back, biting your lip, and knowing without a doubt that your face was bright red.

“Have you ever fake-dated anyone before?” Lin asked.

“Once in high school, but it was a long story and I don’t care to delve into it,” you answered, laughing.

“Okay, the one thing I know about this– exclusively from watching movies is that you have to work out the details.”

“Oh, I get it. You can come back to my place, and we can work it out there.” Lin nodded, grabbing his jacket. “Let’s go.”


“Okay, so, when did we meet.”

“Work, obviously,” he answered, throwing a handful of popcorn into his mouth. “When did we start going out is what we want to be asking ourselves.”

“Okay, what’s our story, playwright?”

He leaned forward, putting his elbows on her knees and rubbing his stubble. “So, I met you on The day you auditioned and through you were cute. You ended up getting hired– not because the cute thing, because you’re talented–”

“Good to know you value me for more than my dashing good looks,” you interjected, joking and eating a piece of popcorn.

“Shush, I’m telling you the story.” He held a finger up to his lips. “And then on your first day, I was so distracted by you on stage that Tommy yelled at me.”

“Yelling at the star, Tommy has guts.”

Lin gave you a look, but didn’t say anything. “I complimented you on your stellar first performance, we became friends, and I dug up the courage to ask you out. Voilà.”

“Okay, when did we get together?”

“Well, I am generally very shy and awkward, so about a year ago,” he said, then stopped. “Wait, your family–”

“Will totally believe that I didn’t tell them about you,” you answered. You knew it was true.

Lin furrowed his brow. “Why?”

“Because my mother is,” you paused. “Not the best.”

He nodded in an understanding way. “I get you,” he said. “Okay, the terms of this whole fake-dating scheme. What’s allowed, hand-holding, cheek kisses, what?”

“It has to seem real. So,” you paused, thinking it over. “Hand holding, Kissing– but only on the lips if you ask me first– We’ll probably have to share a bed, So be prepared.” You shrugged. “That’s all I got.”

“Alright.” He looked at the time, and cringed. “It’s almost midnight, I should probably head home.”

“You could stay,” you suggested, unable to stop yourself. “I mean, we’ll have to share a bed. Might as well get used to it a bit before hand.” He took a second to think it over, then nodded.

“I don’t see why not.”

“The bedroom is down the hall, I’m gonna take a shower.”

“I… will go get some pajamas.” Twenty minutes and a shower later, you were sitting on your couch when Lin came back.

“I had to get pajamas,” he explained, holding up the bag.

You laughed. “You can change in the bathroom, I’m going to bed.” You walked into your room while Lin headed for the bathroom. You slipped under the covers, checking your phone one last time before plugging it in.

Lin came in, wearing ninja turtle pajama pants and a black tank top. You wolf whistled. “Fancy, Miranda.” He smiled, walking over to the unoccupied side of the bed.

“Do I get a goodnight kiss?” He asked, and you snorted.

“Don’t push your luck, Miranda.” You settled in, facing Lin. You watched him lay down, tucking a arm under his pillow and closing his eyes. Suddenly, feeling incredibly bold, you moved forward, pressing a kiss to his cheek, before laying back down, facing away from Lin this time.

You heard him chuckle, before sliding an arm around your waist and pulling you flush against him. Okay, you thought, I could get used to this.

Your last thought before sleep consider you was that Lin smelled comfortable, like sandalwood and home. You fell asleep smiling.

1 New Message

Member: Ong Seongwoo

Genre: Idol!AU

Warnings: None

A/N: Ong Cheong-ie is the nickname Seongwoo himself wrote on their self-written profiles. Meongcheong is the Korean word for idiot so the free translation of his nickname would be “Idiot Ong,” meant in a cute, non-offensive way. 


Ding!

You lifted your head up, looking at the phone that made the noise. You just came back from the hardest practice you ever experienced and were in no mood to chat with anyone. The debut of your group iMAGE wasn’t as successful as Fantagio Entertainment, the company you were under, expected, which is also the reason why they made you work twice as hard. At least they let you all keep your phones. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have even signed the contract.


>>1 New Message From: Ong Cheong-ie<<


An annoyed groan escaped your mouth as you facepalmed. “I swear if Seongwoo sent me another one of his selfies…,“ you trailed off, recalling the amount of pictures of himself he sends you on a daily basis.

Since both you and Seongwoo were under Fantagio, it was only natural that you met each other. The first time you saw him was around 8 months ago. Back then he was a new trainee, but he certainly wasn’t shy like most of the newbies were. He was the one to initiate conversation, and the two of you quickly formed a strong friendship bond, meeting each other outside the company as well. Since you weren’t put under the spotlight even after your debut, you didn’t have to worry about meeting Seongwoo and having dating rumors. After all, who would want to read dating rumors about idols they don’t even know?

Seongwoo’s popularity rose quickly once he appeared on Produce 101 and you had to admit that you were slightly jealous. He didn’t have a lot of time during the filming of the show, so the only way for the two of you to communicate was through text messages, but after Produce 101 had ended, you went to congratulate him for 5th place in person. It was just a quick meet up since he had a busy schedule now thanks to Wanna One, but you were glad to see him. You missed him, there was no point in lying.


>> Ong Cheong-ie

(Y/N), check this out


You weren‘t quite sure what he meant by that, but just when you were about to ask him what you were supposed to check out, he sent a link to some gossip website.

As soon as you saw the article on the front page, your eyes grew to the size of plates, not able to believe what you were currently looking at. “[Breaking] Dispatch releases photos of Wanna One’s Ong Seongwoo and iMAGE’s Raen caught on dates.“ You gulped, your finger running over the name Raen, your stage name. You felt your heart speed up, the information settling into your brain. “No, (Y/N), this is no time to be admiring the fact that there’s an article about you,“ the next thing you did was look at the photos. As expected, most of them were from the day you congratulated him, but surprisingly there were lots of photos from your trainee days as well. Looks like Dispatch did their work after all, they just waited for the right time to publish it.

Sweat started to form at the back of your neck as you quickly scrolled down to see the comments. “Oh no, I’m going to get so much hate… I’m surely going to get hate!“ you muttered under your breath nervously, but stopped when you saw the first comment.


Meganisgreat

Oh my god, they look so cute together! I totally ship it!! #Raewoo


You continued to scroll, seeing a few hate comments here and there from some jealous fans who couldn’t get over the fact that their dear kpop husband breathed near a female being, but other than that, everyone was gushing over how the two of you looked great together.


Seongwooshoekris

If I can’t marry Seongwoo, then let Raen marry him. #Raewoo

Nattydeservesbetter

#Raewoo IS MY NEW OTP! #WineMomSupports

Achiii

I can’t wait to see more #Raewoo interactions, they seem really close!

Rachelisbae

I seriously hope they’re dating. #Raewoo just confirm your relationship.

Heyitslaura

(Y/N) looks so happy with him! I hope #Raewoo is real.


A warm feeling spread through your body at the sight of your real name used in one of the comments. You knew that person was a fan of iMAGE. Since most of the people didn’t even know who you were, they simply used the stage name that was written in the article, but your few fans always called the members by their real names.

“I can’t believe Wannables accepted me that easily,“ you let out a shaky breath followed by chuckling. You might or might not made your fellow members turn around and walk away from the shared room before they even entered. Jaehwan isn’t the only one with a psycho laugh.

You noticed that the hashtag Raewoo appeared a lot and it made you wonder just how popular it was. Before you became a trainee, you were a fangirl of many groups, so of course, you knew it was a ship name. You quickly went on Twitter only to see that #Raewoo was currently trending. You checked your other SNS, but the result was pretty much the same everywhere. Other sites already caught up, publishing their own articles about the relationship between you and Seongwoo.

“Wanna One’s popularity is no joke,“ you looked over various tweets, pictures, comments, etc. A lot of the people who shipped you two soon started posting more, and the content made you smile.


Therealjustine

I just checked out iMAGE. WHY DIDN’T I HEAR ABOUT THEM SOONER?!

Mynameisnotelena

I’M CRYING iMAGE IS SO UNDERRATED, SHINE MY BABIES

Queennaz

Can I finally say that I stanned a group before they got big? You go iMAGE!

Peachitea

but can we talk abOUT HOW GOOD iMAGE’S NEWEST SONG IS??

Numberonestancarina

Decided to listen to iMAGE’s song. 0:00 and I already know I’m stanning.

Sweggymeike

Drop everything you’re doing and go check out iMAGE. Thank me later.


Your phone buzzed again, signalizing that you had another new message.


>> Ong Cheong-ie

Should we tell them?


<< (Your Nickname)

Nah, let them dream. 

okay but a shallura wedding au where like coran walks allura down the (space??) aisle and shiro just takes one look at her and he just starts CRYING and he’s like “oh my god she’s so pretty” and after they get married shiro’s just showing allura off to everyone like “guys!!!! this is my wife!!!!” and allura thinks it’s so cute and it is very cute and those two deserve each other and lakhfgerinsdf;trgfd

spicyboikeith  asked:

I love your Voltron Fam AU so so much! I really love ace Keith. After Pidge came out to her dads did she and Keith ever sit down by themselves to talk about it? Like did she ask why he married someone who wasn't ace and he explained his and Shiro's "Ace Deal" thing? You're Au is my favorite Voltron AU, you've done a beautiful job developing it.

Ace Pidge and Ace Keith are my faves and thank you!! :((( <3

[The Voltron Family] So when Pidge came out as ace, knowing her Daddy Keith was ace as well made her feel better, made her feel… valid—made her really happy for being one. The following night, when she was done with her homework, she went to the third floor and visited her dads’ study room because she knew her Daddy Keith was there.

Pidge: *sees the door open but knocks anyway to get Keith’s attention*
Keith: *looks up from his laptop* Oh, hey, pumpkin. Do you need something?
Pidge: *smiles* 

She approached her Dad and she didn’t bother grabbing a chair. She went straight to Keith and hugged him after giving him a kiss on the cheek. And only because she could because she was Pidge Shirogane, she sat on Keith’s lap while wrapping Keith’s arms around her tummy—like always.

Keith: *smiles* *hugs Pidge* So, anything in particular why we’re doing this now? At 6pm? Before dinner? Not that I mind. I’m up for this and all.
Pidge: *plays with Keith’s fingers* *hums* I’m just happy.
Keith: Really now? Why so? 
Pidge: I’m glad that you’re just like me. I’m happy to know I’m not weird or anything. I’m just happy. I’m happy to know that someone who’s ace can have a happy life and can actually get married.
Keith: Awwww, Pidge. *kisses her hair* Again, there’s nothing wrong with being ace. You can’t change that. It’s who you are and no matter how much people tell you “You’ll find someone soon who’s going to change that,” that’s going to stick. I found your Daddy Shiro and I’m still ace. So. *shrugs*
Pidge: *sudden realization* But Daddy Keith didn’t you say that… you… you know. Do The Thing with Daddy Shiro.
Keith: *flushes* Ah, yes. I do. But like. Not all the time. *chuckles nervously* A bit rare actually if you think about it. 
Pidge: *blushes* Oh. Like how rare? Not to pry or anything—-
Keith: *clears his throat* *whispers quickly* Threeyearsnowactually.
Pidge: *turns around* *eyes widens* THREE YEARS? Of what? Not doing The Thing??? Is that it? THREE YEARS?
Keith: *tightens his hug* Shhhsh! Don’t say it out loud. Also don’t tell anyone. Oh my god. This is such a weird topic to talk with you. *sweats nervously*
Pidge: *chuckles* You’re really cute when you’re so flustered. Have I told you that? 
Keith: *frowns in annoyance* I’m your old man. I’m not cute. 
Pidge: *goes back to lean her back on Keith’s chest* But wow. Three years. And Daddy Shiro’s fine with that? 
Keith: Don’t underestimate your Dad. *snorts* He’s gone longer.
Pidge: What do you mean? Now I’m curious. Also, I’m curious you married someone who isn’t ace. I thought that for someone who’s ace to get married, ya gotta fine another ace or else it won’t work out. 
Keith: *smiles thoughtfully* To be honest I never thought I’d get married actually. I’ve never thought of it. I thought I’d just travel the world alone when I have enough money. But now, I could do that but only with an additional 4. *chuckles*
Pidge: So how exactly did it happen? What made Daddy Shiro so special? 
Keith: All three of you know he was my first boyfriend, right? In fact, he was my first relationship. He knew I was ace but he still wanted to be with me. I wasn’t sure it was going to work out so I made him a deal. I told Lance about this already actually. He calls it “The Ace Deal.” *shakes head in amusement*
Pidge: What’s that?
Keith: Basically, if your Daddy Shiro wanted to be with me, he cannot touch me—sexually. *hums*
Pidge: *eyes widens* Oh. And did he— 
Keith: *shakes his head* He didn’t. I thought he’d think it was ridiculous and try something along the way, but he didn’t. He was true to his promise and we were together for 8 years. 
Pidge: He lasted 8 years. He didn’t— *smiles so wide* Oh my god? That’s so… amazing and just… *hands in the air* wonderful? Daddy Shiro is so wonderful? I mean *rolls eyes* I obviously knew that but this makes him even more? 
Keith: *nods* *chuckles* He is. He is wonderful. That’s why 3 years is nothing.
Pidge: *leans down again and smiles to herself* I’m so happy for you, Daddy Keith. I’m happy you found him. I hope I’d find someone like that too.
Keith: I hope you will, too, sweetheart. No pressure, of course. If you don’t want to be with someone, that’s okay, too. 
Pidge: *hums contentedly* Hmmm, I don’t mind living with you both forever.

Their moment was disturbed by a sudden knock. They both looked up and saw Shiro by the door.

Shiro: Dinner’s ready. 
Keith: *smiles* We’ll be there.
Pidge: *smiles so widely* Daddy Shiro, you’re amazing.
Shiro: *blinks* Why, thank you, sweetheart. *smiles softly* I hope you’ll say that about my cooking, too. *chuckles* Now, cmon. You can cuddle later.

howdy it’s tob here and uh i haven’t done blog rates in 84 years so i thought i’d do them again!!

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bizzarf  asked:

HEY it's the person who's SUPER IN LOVE with your writing world!! I just saw you're asking for submissions! If you want to, could you give us some headcanons on what the sincerely three are like at their wedding?? AAAaAAa you're awesome, darling 💛

A/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh my god you are so amazing♥️♥️ I’m so happy you like my fics and hcs and holy shit BLESS

Disclaimer: cute overload and poorly written headcanons

Connor

-Honestly his proposal would probably be something clever but casual.

-I’m thinking like he gets a note inside a fortune cookie asking and you would have a movie night and order in Chinese

-Or he gets you a mug with “Will you marry me?” in the bottom so he can make you coffee or hot cocoa and when you finish it you see the question.

-Either of those would be hella cute

-The days or week leading up to the wedding he would be pretty chill and level headed.

-He would be a little nervous, but it doesn’t really show.

-He does let you know how excited he is because hoLY damN you guys are getting married for god’s sake.

-He would bring it up almost any chance he got

“Hey Connor, what do you want for dinner?”

“I’m fine with whatever, by the way we paid the caterer right?”

-Zoe and and Alana would totally take you out dress shopping. 

-Both of them would have totally different ideas.

-I can totally see Alana talking about you having a simple, but very elegant, dress

-Zoe on the other hand would be so for something really flashy and flattering

-Then you would find a dress that makes you look absolutely stunning and they would both just completely forget about everything they said before but oh my god you looked so amazing.

-I feel like Cynthia would be so hyped too because Connor has someone who really makes him happy, and he’s going to get fucking married.

-You know how I said Connor wasn’t really nervous leading up to the big day?

-Wedding day rolls around and he’s a fucking train wreck of nerves.

-That morning he would be like freaking out because what if he fucks up his vows or something??

-So he calls Zoe and is really fucking panicky.

-Eventually he calms down a little but he’s still totally shaken up

-Then like Evan, Jared and his dad Larry would be over to celebrate a little and hang out (Idk how weddings go I’m fucking in the dark)

-Maybe this is too cliche, but I could totally see the venue being the orchard.

-He’d be up at the altar waiting for you and feeling like he might implode.

-Then you come down the aisle and he about melts because you look so gorgeous oh god.

-You would just smile and stand with him 

-Then after you’ve both said your vows (and his was fucking beautiful I might add) and then he’d fucking dip you and kiss you cause he’s actually a big romantic.

-Of course everyone would cheer and you would laugh and everything was pReCIouS.

-(strictly speaking your wedding night was less precious if you catch my drift)

Evan

-First off, just the thought of him proposing would scare the living daylights out of him. Cause what if you said no?

-So he would ask your friends for advice and they just said to play it safe and be himself.

-I would have his proposal include trees somehow but I found this proposal idea and it’s so cute.

-(This is assuming that you two live together) He would get glow in the dark stickers and spell out “Will you marry me?” on the ceiling and then wait until nighttime.

-You two would crawl into bed together and he would turn off the bedside lamp and you would be sHoOK.

-Then he’d blush and probably ramble on about how you don’t have to say yes and how cheesy the proposal was, but then you just shut him up with a kiss and just say yes.

-Then you’d both probably turn into crying messes and just cuddle and you would be so fucking happy.

-Then you’d both call Heidi and your parents and everyone would cry omg.

-Heidi would be so happy for her boy because he’s just so happy with you.

-Zoe, Alana and her would go with you and help you pick out a dress and they would all keep saying that you look so perfect in each one

-Then you find the one and you’re probably in tears.

-Jared and Connor threw Evan a really casual stag night.

-I’m just gonna start with the wedding shit cause idk what else to say

-I really don’t know where the venue would be but I think it would definitely be outside.

-He would be fidgeting with his shirt and blazer to no end when he was up at the altar.

-Then you would walk down the aisle and he would completely freeze. His face would go pure red and his lips went puffy.

-His vows would be the purest thing and you would totally just start balling.

-Then “you may now kiss the bride”

-He would smile and pull you close to him, kissing you tenderly.

-P u r e

Jared

-I would go the easy route and say Jared proposed with a meme but nah

-I feel like he would invite all your friends over for a game night and you all would play charades. Jared would plan ahead and ‘draw’ a note saying ‘propose’ 

“Oh, I mean if the game calls for it-”

-Then he’d get down on one knee in front of you and pull out a ring.

-Dude you would be fucking surprised as hell.

-Then Jared would grin and say something along the lines of

“Y/N, you have to guess.” 

“P-propose?”

“You’re really good at this game.”

-THEN FUCKING SMOOCH AND EVERYONE’S TEETH FALL OUT BECAUSE THIS IS SO SWEET

-Jared’s stag would be chaos 

-Everyone (-Evan) would be fucking hammered and would probably end up vomiting and/or falling asleep on each other

-Then the wedding would roll around, and until now Jared was chill as hell

-He was sweating dude

-He was so fucking nervous

-Then he saw you walking down the aisle and he almost melted, you looked like an angel. 

-His vows would be funny and then really deep and heartfelt.

-”You may now kiss the bride”

-SMOOCH

Shit I’ve said while playing various video games

“Come hither, you fuck.”

“I’m completely ignoring my duties so I can date this cute boy/girl/_____.”

“Oh look at me I’m adorable, I’m gonna kill a _____!”

“I’m so fucking proud of myself……I’m trash.”

“Awwww look at that! S/he/it loves me! You can tell by how its jaw is unhinged over my face and the fact that it’s drooling on me~!!”

“No. Nope. Nah. No thank you–I SAID NO. No no no no nononnono—”

“S/he’s the best bug/_____ ever, oh oh and also? Fuck you s/he’s mine.”

“It’s too late to propose to me now! Don’t even think about it doing right here there’s a goddamn corpse in this room!”

“Honestly if he were my butler/lord/______ I’d have a very hard time being a proper lady.”

“People die in basements. I am not going down there.”

“He called me a lady. ….No one has ever called me that before.”

“YES! Give me the high quality meat! Yessss throw it at my face.”

“It’s going to kill me I just know it is.”

“At least _____ is nice to me.”

“Back it up there friend—I SAID BACK IT UP THERE BUDDY.”

“He’s the nicest bug/person/_____ here and he didn’t call me little. I’m going to marry him.”

“My reward should be that you touch my fucking face. That’s what I want.”

“He’d better be an old man, I swear to god.”

“I just want to see _____ again, is that so much to ask?”

“We need to get the fuck out of here, I think it eats children.”

“I’m not afraid of you, I have a _____! Oh..oh wait I forgot to bring it shit.”

“Pat me on the head and tell me I did gooooooooodddddddd.”

“JUMP YOU WHITE BITCH.”

“I’m too full of sin to die here.”

“I may be small and cute but that doesn’t mean I can’t rip your spinal cord out of your ankle.”

“Please be sensible.”

“I feel like I messed that up but at least I tried.”

“If you even think about touching my garden I’m going to stuff your corpse into the scarecrow outside.”

“The beacon in this hellhole is that fact that you’re waiting for me…and this shotgun. Mostly this shotgun.”

“The treasure at the end of this quest? Me.”

“I’m the smallest one here, that means you have to throw me at the _____.”

“Does that mean I’m pretty?”

“Not today bitch, not today not tooooddaaaayyyyyy~”

“You aren’t worth it, I’m sorry. You’re not worth getting my face impaled repeatedly on death spikes.”

“I haven’t told _____ that I want to touch his/her’s face with my mouth yet I CAN’T DIE.”

“After I hit the ground I’m going to slap you. Even if I die I’m going to slap you.”

“GRUB DONGERS!”

“It’s okay. I’ve passed through this room hundreds of times and I never saw a person/monster/______ so it’s saf–AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH OH MY GOD WHY WHY FUCK WHY?!?!”

“YES my favorite is here!!!!”

“The sheer amount of joy I’ll get from rubbing your face in this is going to be enormous.”

“God fucking damn it _____ you’re so lucky that I want your goddamn ______.”

“I’m covered in dirt, bird shit, leaves, blood and the corpse of _____ but at least I’m here.”

“It’s so beautiful…so horrifyingly beautiful I almost forgot that it wants to ram me on that meat hook over there. Almost.”

“I’m balls-deep in cold, hard cash.”

132 Thoughts I Had While Watching the PLL Finale
  1. OMG Bridget Woo LOL nice throwback 
  2. This is like a dream sequence or someone’s imagination, right?
  3. Definitely has to be Mona’s imagination.
  4. Lucas WTF 
  5. Ha the girls don’t seem the least bit enthused with him “Hey Lucas” 
  6. “Remember when we used to look up murder weapons, indistinctive traits of psychopaths exhibiting signs of hyper-reality disorder” IM YELLING 
  7. JENNA! BITCH YOU IS BLIND WHY ARE YOU RIDING A HORSE?
  8. I low-key love all of the truth tea they’re spilling, even though it’s not real 
  9. HA I KNEW IT WAS MONA’S CRAZY ASS
  10. So Mona gets to know who A.D. is first? 
  11. OMG THEY ALL DID THE SHHHH  
  12. Aw Ezria y’all are cute. 
  13. YASSS ARIA OWN THAT UGLY CRY 
  14. OMG EMISON TWINS FUCK THEY’RE SO CUTE 
  15. Lily and Grace are such sweet names 
  16. DOMESTIC EMISON!!! HEY NOW HEY NOW THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF 
  17. MAMA PAM YES 
  18. Melissa and Spencer getting along? Ehhhh idk about that 
  19. OW MY SPOBY HEART 
  20. Oh my god she re-bought his truck? I love Spencer so much. 
  21. Hey that’s Marlene’s son!
  22. ADDISON YOU BITCH STFU 
  23. Alison would END YOU 
  24. Who bullies someone just because they’re deaf? 
  25. And there’s Jenna tapping along… 
  26. OH YES END HER JENNA  
  27. Lolololol she became a life skills teacher I love it 
  28. Haleb is still cute even when they’re fighting 
  29. MONA’S BACK YES 
  30. Of course she would be obsessed with game shows 
  31. Spencer’s love for interior design making an appearance, I love it!
  32. SPALISON IS SO CUTE 
  33. Aria’s dress here is really cute! 
  34. "Wait for it”  
  35. Lol but I could so see them all going on a group honeymoon to Paris together 
  36. Oh shit where’s Mona? 
  37. "That’s exactly why we eloped.” Only in Rosewood y'all 
  38. This scene was all Ian haha 
  39. They’re such a cute family OWW MY HEART 
  40. MELISSA???  
  41. Ella could take down Diane in a SECOND  
  42. Love me some Spanna!  
  43. EMISON IS ABOUT TO GET THEIR SEXY ON 
  44. LOL everyone casually sneaks off to go have sex and then there’s just Spencer and Toby 
  45. THEY’RE PLAYING SCRABBLE FUCKKKKK
  46. Damn Ezria get it. Nice throwback to 5x05 with Aria pulling the sheets over her! 
  47. JESUS EMISON LET ME BREATHE 
  48. Emily has that sex hair right now! 
  49. “I’m trying to get pregnant” “You’re scaring my ovaries” Oh Hanna.  
  50. MELISSA STOP BEING CREEPY 
  51. OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING. SPOBY PARALLELS TO 1x19 OMG 
  52. Aria baby what’s wrong? 
  53. OF COURSE IT’S MONA UNDER THERE 
  54. So now Mona’s working for A.D.? 
  55. Aria I’m so heartbroken for you baby!!! (ALSO IS THAT THE SONG FROM THAT SUPER SAD SCENE IN SEASON ONE AHHH THE FEELS) 
  56. LOL Mona you sly bitch 
  57. Uhhh Spencer what are you doing? 
  58. ARIA APOLOGIZING FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE KIDS IM SOBBING 
  59. HOPE BREEDS ETERNAL MISERY OMG 
  60. Oh Hanna baby what is you doing?  
  61. Byron you big softie! 
  62. Poor Ella, but THE WINE MOMS ARE BACK YASSSS 
  63. OH MY GOD THEY’RE DISCUSSING HOW THEY GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT LOLOLOL 
  64. Toby and Emily are such an underrated friendship 
  65. WOAH WAIT that girl is Maya’s niece? HOW SWEET 
  66. Spoby I miss you so much 
  67. LIMERANCE  
  68. Ah looks like the Wine Moms had a fun night 
  69. Ezria stop fighting right this second YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED 
  70. THIS EMISON PROPOSAL GOT ME CRYING AGAIN 
  71. “You wanna make a baby?” OMG STOP THEY’RE SO CUTE 
  72. SHIRTLESS TOBY MAKING A COMEBACK
  73. FUCK ME UP this is so hot!!!! 
  74. UH SPENCER, weren’t you just with Toby doing the sex? 
  75. Oooh that’s the song that played when Spencer was sitting outside of Toby’s apartment crying her eyes out back in season 3! 
  76. MONA OMG. I do love the parallel to 2x25 though with that slap  
  77. FUCK FUCK FUCK I KNEW IT!!!! TWINCER IS REAL BITCHES!!!! 
  78. Emison is 500% done with Mary’s shit lol 
  79. Ohhhh this is how Wren is connected to this shit show 
  80. ALEX DRAKE 
  81. Of course he ordered a vodka soda  
  82. “It’s a lot to process, would you like a sedative?” YES PLEASE  
  83. Spencer wants to fuck this bitch up so badly lololol 
  84. Oh jesus she’s going to become Spencer? What a twisted sister! 
  85. I KNEW THAT SCENE WITH HANNA AND THE ONE WITH EZRA AT THE AIRPORT WAS OFF. I didn’t catch the one where she was looking through the family album though and GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS HER KISSING TOBY IN 6x20 AND HAVING SEX WITH TOBY IN 7x18 
  86. Like Mother Like Daughter BROOOO 
  87. Damn Alex is just batshit crazy and I’m kinda loving it. 
  88. I do feel bad for her though. 
  89. Woah hold up this bitch had Wren shoot her so she’d look EXACTLY LIKE SPENCER, like down to the scars she has. Damn she’s committed, I’ll give her that. 
  90. SHIT SHE REALLY IS INSANE SHE TURNED WREN INTO A DIAMOND 
  91. Awwww Aria looks so beautiful! GIRL I’M CRYING TOO 
  92.  I’m gonna just pretend like that’s all of our girls taking that selfie 
  93. HOLY SHIT WREN IS THE BABY DADDY 
  94. NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR LUNCH MARY 
  95. That’s actually so sad about what Alex’s parents did to her. I get why she’s so angry, she’s had a miserable life. 
  96. Mary really does love Spencer  
  97. OH GOOD SHE REMEMBERS THAT SPENCER CAN PICK LOCKS  
  98. Aria baby noooo don’t cry 
  99. I figured that Alex had Ezra… 
  100. Do-it-yourself dungeon I’M YELLING 
  101. Lol the look on Spencer’s face says “Bitch stop copying me” 
  102. Ezra must feel like a dumb dumb now 
  103. Oh so Alex shot Spencer, intending to kill her and take over her life but Mary saved her. Alright.  
  104. Alright that’s kinda cute how Alex and Charlotte bonded 
  105. Alex, Wren, Charlotte, and Archer were a SQUAD 
  106. Uh Charlotte, the only really terrible one is Peter Hastings! 
  107. No wonder Alex was so pissed when Charlotte was murdered, she was the only real family she had ever known. 
  108. UGH I’m just gonna pretend this is Team Sparia 
  109. Uh-Oh the horse knows it’s not really Spencer 
  110. Of course Jenna could SMELL that Spencer wasn’t really Spencer 
  111. Alright so these dummies have been trying to figure out who A is after all these years and they just immediately get it right now? That was so easy and ironic thing is that they didn’t have Spencer to help them figure it out.  
  112. Mary ships Spoby and I’m living for it 
  113. Damn Alex, psychotic much? 
  114. I always figured it was A.D. who bought Toby’s house 
  115. RUN BITCHES 
  116. Alex with that hatchet is giving me “The Shining” vibes lol 
  117. HOLY SHIT IT’S THE DOLLHOUSE 2.0 
  118. EZRA YOU GOOD THERE HOMEBOY?! 
  119. Oh my god Alex copying Spencer like that gives me the creeps 
  120. TWIN FIGHT 
  121. God dammit WHICH ONE IS SPENCER? 
  122. AWW TOBY YASSS BABY YOU REMEMBER HER FAVORITE POEM 
  123. OH MY GOD THIS WEDDING IS SO CUTE I CAN’T BREATHE 
  124. Look at the babies! 
  125. MARLENE KING OMG she did the Shhh and everything  
  126. My babies happy… I LOVE THIS SONG 
  127. Aww Hanna’s pregnant!!! 
  128. STOP THIS LAST OT5 SCENE IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW 
  129. Ok Mona having a doll shop in France is literally the cutest thing ever 
  130. She totally should’ve ended up with Mike though TBH 
  131. BROOO Mona literally won the game I’m so proud of my child 
  132. YOOOO THIS IS SOME SHIT OUT OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE. HAVEN’T YOUNG GIRLS IN ROSEWOOD LEARNED NOT TO HAVE SLEEPOVERS ON STORMY NIGHTS? 
Secrets

Originally posted by dailypepperony

Request:  Hey there! I’ve just found your blog and I LOVE IT!! You are an amazing writer btw. So… I’m from Spain and yesterday I saw Spiderman Homecoming finally. Spoilers from here (I suppose you saw the movie hahahaha) Could you do an imagine for me where Tony and Pepper tell the reader (tony’s daughter) that there going to marry? Thank you so much 💙💙

Pairing: Tony x Daughter!reader, Tony x pepper, Peter x reader

Summary: Peter s bad at keeping secrets and Tony worries to much

Word Count: 1, 219

Genre: Fluff

Notes:I made this a Peter Parker x reader, I hope you don’t mind!! Also I haven’t actually seen SM:H yet so I kinda just pulled the situation out of my head to fit the story!


“I think my dad is hiding something from me.” you say lazily, brushing your hands through Peter’s hair. You were both laying on your bed in your room in the tower, he was hugging you with his head laid down on your chest and you were petting his hair. You had both agreed on going on a date this afternoon but so far you two hadn’t made it passed your bedroom.

“Why do you say that?” Peter asks, you feel him tense on top of you. he could practically feel the sweat building on his brow.

“Well both him and Pepper have been avoiding me and when I ask why they won’t even look at me in the eyes!” you say slightly exasperated.

You were extremely close with your father, so it hurt that he would even think of hiding something from you. Seventeen years ago, your biological mother basically surprised Tony Stark with a child(you) and left before he could throw you back. Instead of putting you into foster care, he took you in and raised you and when Pepper came along, she became the mother you always wanted. You were a close family and you didn’t know what you would do without them. Their approval played a pivotal role in your relationship with Peter, if either Pepper or Tony disagreed with your relationship, you doubt you and peter would have lasted a week let alone a year.

“They’re probably just busy, you know, Avenger stuff.” he said nervously. In all reality he was thinking back to his conversation with Tony the week before.


“I proposed to Pepper.” Tony said. Him and Peter sat on top of a doughnut shop, munching on pastries in full costume. They had just finished answering a call together and decided they deserved the sweet, even though Pepper had been trying to force a new sugar free diet down both of their throats.

Peter chokes slightly on his doughnut, “I’m sorry, what?” he asked.

“Yeah, last night. We’ve got to tell Y/n still.” Tony replies.

“Well I mean I hope so, just sending her an invite to the wedding might be a little awkward” Peter replied sarcastically.

“True. I would have told her last night but Pepper was worried, then her worrying made me worry, then it led to a night of worrying if Y/n would hate us.” He replied.

“Why would you worry? You know she already thinks of you two as her parents right? Like you are no matter what I guess, but she thinks of Pepper as her mom. There is literally nothing that could go wrong.” Peter says as he polishes of his doughnut and stands up, Tony does as well.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Keep this under wraps, alright kid? Me and Pepper need to be the ones to tell her, not her boyfriend.” He said

Peter gulped and nodded, he couldn’t hide anything from you.

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megsandroses  asked:

"i'm gonna do this." gillian says and she laughs, holding her phone. david freezes and his heart starts beating faster. "oh no, you're not." he tells her seriously, which makes her laugh even harder. "gill, give me the phone. i mean it." "no." "gillian." "david." she dares him. she's looking into his eyes and she's daring him. she's waiting for his next move. he doesn't know what to do. he seems helpless. he looks at her and he begs her with his sight. she doesn't give in. only laughs louder.

“gillian, give me this fucking phone. let’s forget the whole thing and make sweet and tender love.” “no.” “okay. let’s make hard and fast love.” she laughs again. he loves her too much. “it’s tempting but no, thank you.” “gillian, i’m begging you. i’ll do anything you want.” “anything?” “yes.” “alright… you’ll go to baftas with me. you’re gonna be holding my hand, you’ll be smiling at me and you’ll kiss me in front of the crowd.”

he doesn’t have to think about it. they’ve already discussed it. they both decided that they’ll come out once they both feel ready. seems like she does so he’s got nothing left to lose. he looks at her and sees that she’s not joking. he gets serious, too. “i’ll go to the baftas if you marry me.” “what?!” “you know how i feel. i know how you feel. we both want this to be forever. i can kneel right now or at any other occasion. you just have to say yes.” “i’ll say yes if you move in with me.” david thinks about it. he knows it’s not impossible anymore. his kids are grown up, they’ll be still seeing him over the weekends, he may get used to the rain and weird accent. “i’ll move in with you if you agree to do more x-files.” “oh my god, are you serious? david, we’re too old for that shit.” “speak for yourself.” “i am. i’m tired. i’m old and i don’t want to wear that terrible wig ever again.” “so no x-files?” “no.” “okay, i won’t move in with you.” “okay, i won’t marry you.” “i won’t go with you to baftas.” “i will post that photo of you!" david freezes again. she’s laughing again. 

"alright” he sighs. “let’s take it slow, step by step, okay? you won’t post this photo, i’ll consider going as your plus one. you’ll consider marrying me. and now you’re gonna put that phone away and get naked again.” she agrees. when she lays on his chest she smiles. “you know i wouldn’t post that picture in the first place, right?” “what?” “i wouldn’t. you’re too cute to share." 

(i got carried away and it doesn’t make sense, sorry :D)


Oh my god! It’s so sweet, and also, what the hell was on that picture????!!!!