Headcanon: Beverly made Eddie a flower crown (she had a free one and he was only boy she thought wouldn’t necessarily throw it away when she wasn’t looking) and he loves flower crowns now and asked her the next day how to make one whoops
Headcanon that Pidge calls everyone on the team shit that white soccer dads call their kids like Lance is going up to Keith and Pidge like "go get em champ" or hunk talking to shay maybe and Pidge like "you can do it sport!"
pidge, walking up and clapping shiro on the back: nice work out there, kiddo
dont mind me just reading all ur voltron headcanons they are a gift
well consider me the gift that keeps giving, buddy
[keith and lance get hit] hunk: “shiro we have to hurry up and come up with a plan!! that last blast almost… heh…. cost us an arm and a leg”
pidge and lance lowkey adopted each other. lance knows, pidge probably doesn’t
lance waded through a water fountain to get his weird sister a video game she liked i mean come on
meanwhile pidge allegedly finds lance annoying but if anyone actually agrees with her she’s like “no wait only i’m allowed to say that”
coran is just. so proud of these little humans and their little primitive brains. did you see how number five hacked that computer princess? look at her tiny synapses firing!!
whenever allura has free time she’ll plan out circus routines for the mice
“this is keith he’s a little stabby but we love him”
the team fights over going on missions with shiro
*hunk voice* “when do i get my life changing field trip with shiro”
when slav saw the particle barrier technology for the first time he straight up laughed
lance: “i need some encouragement. i need to ask myself, ‘what would an apollo astronaut do?’… and well they’d probably drink three whiskey sours, drive their corvette into a launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module way smaller than my lion. man those guys were cool”
Ok its practically canon that Sasuke had a huge crush on Naruto back in their genin days but I really want to see Naruto slowly looking away from Sakura to Sasuke in their genin days until one day on a mission they’re talking and Naruto makes Sasuke actually laugh and the moonlight hits him as he fondly calls Naruto an idiot and Naruto is just…
“Oh. Oh fuck. Oh no.”
neil is welsh!!! he spent a lot of time up in north wales while on the run and he has an awful accent oh my god
dan, matt, allison, nicky and aaron are all from london
renee is from glasgow but went to live in london with stephanie walker
andrew was moved around a lot thanks to foster care but he spend almost all of his childhood in northern england and he also has a god-awful accent
they play exy in london and the ravens play in belfast
but anyway!! twinyards!!
Aaron is affronted by Andrews accent
how can someone look just like him and sound like that
he doesn’t pronounce anything right
andrew thinks aaron’s accent is worse, naturally
pre-uni nicky spends most of his time trying to get the twins to call a truce when they mimic everything the other says
aaron tells andrew daily that he can’t speak English
andrew tells aaron daily that he’s a chav
the one thing more annoying than andrew’s accent? kevin’s accent
just imagine; not only have they got someone screaming at them everyday that they’re not good enough, he screams in an irish accent
sometimes wymack wants to cry at this mess of a team
it gets worse when they recruit neil, oh god
he’s in a little village in west wales called aberporth when he’s recruited but he’s spent time in south and north wales too so his accent
it’s this awful mess of strong, heavy welsh mixed with a hard, common cardiff accent
wymack looks at him for twenty seconds the first time he talks, trying to translate in his head
andrew on drugs,, he doesn’t shut up about neil’s accent
neil.s accent gets stronger when he’s ranting and can you imagine him transitioning into welsh halfway through screaming at riko while watching a ravens game
andrew gets angry whenever neil speaks welsh because why is such an unattractive language so attractive when it comes out of his mouth because he already has english, german and french why does he need a language that 0 people speak
eden’s twilight is a nightclub in essex and instead of being all edgy and gothic it’s a gay bar lbr
aaron puts up with it because the drinks are cheaper and it was the only job that he was offered after leaving school with 0 qualifications and a report about all the fights he got into
aaron went to night school, turns out hes freaking intelligent and now hes in uni to become a doctor (he wont forget all the help from edens though)
neil is mr. unobservant despite being convinced that he is the master of being alert (unreliable narrator who) and doesn’t even realise it’s a gay bar until roland asks him about him and Andrew and he takes a second look around
there are drag queens there every night neil is2g
katelyn is from edinburgh purely because I love Scotland and katelyn is cute
aaron goes weak at her accent oh god
allison’s parents are actually royalty
like prince and princess or something, not the main family but still rich as hell
she’s been trying to escape their standards her whole life
can you imagine andrew and neil in their pro careers oh god
you’ve got this power couple, both sharp as anything, one on offense and one on defense and no one can fucking understand either of them
this is all I have for now but boy… i’ll probably add to this or write some specific scenes, i’m thinking of making ths a series
When Magnus and Percy meet, I want Percy to just go “So you’re the newest victim of a prophecy. Lemme tell you this now - them gods will never leave you alone.”
“Percy that’s not encouraging.”
“I’m just giving him the cold, hard truth. You’re screwed Magnus. There is no way out of this.”
top five fantasies victor had about yuri that yuri accidentally shattered
1. yuuri katsuki: international man of mystery
yuuri katsuki is not an international man of mystery. he is not an assassin, or a spy, which victor had begun to suspect by the time he first arrived in hasetsu. and that was a shame, because victor thought he could only be seduced that thoroughly by spies, and being an assassin would explain why he never called once, vanished into thin air, never to be seen again, probably not having existed at all. victor scours his room for clues while yuuri is in the bath, but instead of coming up with a secret weapons cache, all he finds is a hastily stashed collections of posters featuring himself. yuuri katsuki is definitely not an international man of mystery.
however, he is the most beautiful skater victor’s ever seen in his life. he lets music possess him, and when he smiles it sets victor’s whole body on fire because he feels like he earned it. yuuri katsuki is beautifully, wonderfully ordinary. he likes bad hip-hop, milk-flavored candies and he still reads comic books. when he speaks, he’s painfully sincere, more than victor’s ever been about anything in his entire life. he’s completely see-through, once you know where to look. and victor likes that even more.
2. yuuri katsuki is not a classy broad
when victor dreams of yuuri katsuki after the grand prix banquet, he anticipates a man more cultured. which is stupid, because yuuri was a mess the night of the grand prix banquet, but victor had seen him dance, and he thought only a man of refined tastes and pleasures can move so delicately when hammered, and so when he would write dream dates in his dream date diary he would write about taking yuuri to staraya tamozhnya or percoso or EM after a night at the opera, where victor would have blown yuuri thoroughly during an act of carmen in a private box. they would order ten course meals the size of their palms and yuuri would dissect the the wine menu and demand to see the sommelier. he would let victor spoon feed him sweetbreads and sea urchin and shark fin soup, close his eyes and moan.
on the way back from cup of china, they stay overnight in nagasaki before heading back to hasetsu. the restaurant they go to was secretly booked two months in advance, because if victor hadn’t kissed him by now, he was setting himself a deadline. the menu is a 14-course pre fix that thematically incorporates black walnuts.
yuuri orders the house red for 600 yen on happy hour. he wears the same terrible suit with the same awful tie he’s worn everywhere since victor’s known him. he does not like black walnuts. victor eats both of their portions.
which is fine, but it’s mildly disappointing. but on the way back, yuuri’s stomach growls, and victor feels so dumb about the whole thing until they pass by a small supermarket in a mall by the hotel, and yuuri tugs him by the hand inside without saying a word. he quietly picks out ingredients that amount to 1000 yen altogether, roughly 39,000 less than victor spent on dinner, and takes them back to the hotel. then he’s almost mad about it. they get back to the hotel and victor feels a Mood coming on, but then he looks at yuuri who is smiling shy to himself.
“i did this a lot in college,” he says, pouring water from the sink into a cup of noodles. he’s got the hotel’s iron upside down on the vanity and is cooking an egg on it.
“what,” victor says.
“you’ll see,” yuuri replies.
three minutes later, victor has the best meal in his life, second to only yuuri’s mother’s katsudon.
3. yuuri katsuki doesn’t have a foot thing
“what do you mean you don’t have a foot thing?” victor says confused. “everyone has a feet thing.”
“everyone does not have a foot thing, victor,” yuuri says, rolling his eyes. he wiggles his toes at victor anyway, feet in the air. “now c’mere.”
he lets victor fuck his feet anyway.
4. yuuri katsuki is not afraid of ghosts
“victor, what did you expect?” yuuri asks after the movie.
victor had expected to have yuuri curl up under his arm. victor had expected yuuri to hide his face during the scary parts and breathe against his chest, tuck his forehead in the curve of victor’s neck. instead, victor almost threw his drink at the screen and screamed yelled no less than six times.
“i thought you would be scared,” victor admits. the ghost girl made him cry.
“victor, i’m japanese,” yuuri says.
5. yuuri katsuki had an awkward phase
yuuri freaks out when he finds a video of an old performance on the internet, and immediately contacts the person who uploaded it to get it removed.
victor just sees part of the costume over his shoulder and stills. “yuuri. is that you?”
yuuri turns around, wide-eyed, trying to hide the screen behind his back. “no! definitely not me! just some–some weird kid!”
“when was that taken?” he hadn’t seen it in his first yuuri katsuki youtube fest 2014. or his second, two months later. or his third, fourth, or fifth for that matter. if someone out on the internet had more videos, he needed to know who it was.
“never,” yuuri says.
“yuuri.” victor frowns at him, and when that doesn’t work, tries puppy dog eyes.
“my freshman year of college,” yuuri admits. “it was–college in america was weird. i let go for a little bit.”
“like you overate?” victor asks. he’s heard from other skaters in juniors who left the sport for school in the states–they called it the “freshman fifteen.”
“no, like i,” yuuri says, stops, looks away. “i may have spent an entire month on ecstacy.”
“what,” victor says.
“i, i, i liked to party? for awhile, anyway, and it was fun, and i lost control, and anyway, it was just for awhile, but i was still listening to a lot of terrible music by the time i started working on the first free skate for my senior debut, and–”
victor’s snuck around him as he’s been shamefully staring away, and he starts laughing. “are you kidding? you skated to darude’s sandstorm? we have to watch this.”
yuuri tackles victor straight into the table, breaking the laptop. it is three more days before victor can finally watch the video in peace, hiding in the bathroom with his cellphone, before he contacts the guy to ask if there are more.
Look guys it’s been a month since I updated Off The Rails you’d
think I’d have come up with a better joke than “akaashi’s inner monologue upon
meeting Bokuto’s new college friends involves self-inserting into the ouran
high school host club opening sequence” but here we are
I firmly believe though that akaashi’s inner monologue is a)
loud and b) hyperbolic, because how else do they stay so calm on the outside
UM IDEA ?????????? Yuri actually has to wear glasses but he always wears contacts until one day he loses them and has to wear his huge nerd glasses and he hates them and is really self conscious but otabek tells him he looks adorable and that makes yura feel so much better !!!!!!!! MY EMOTIONS
oh my god YES!! I support this headcanon with my entire being! I love it when you guys send these!
Iwaizumi hasn’t changed his phone password (Oikawa’s birthday) in forever, until they get into a little fight about something stupid and Iwaizumi changes it.
Oikawa feels miserable cause he thinks Iwaizumi hates him now, even after Iwa told him the new password.
So one night where it gets worse he’s eating a jar of ice cream while looking through pictures, until he finds one of the day he met Iwaizumi and sees that Iwa’s new password is the date they first met.
So now he’s crying for a whole different reason.
Hc that when Viktor had finished his routine someone threw a Yuuri Katsuki plushie at him and he started freaking out and was too excited that in the kiss and cry he wasn’t listening to his scores instead he had snuggled and kissed the plush plush and being disgustingly adorable with the plushie and I just
So I’ve seen lots of those posts about les amis teachers aus and thinking more about it I can totally see our grown up boys providing such a good support network for the students because they care so much like
Have a physical problem? Nurse Joly will fix you up with a lolly pop and a smile (and a few bandages and stern warnings just in case) or wary Monsieur Bossuet who keeps accidentally tripping up students and always comforts them even if others think it’s a minor injury because PAPER CUTS HURT CHETTA DON’T LAUGH and making the students laugh until they’re not even thinking about their injury until he can safely get them to Joly.
Having problems with your homework? Ridiculously intelligent Monsieur Combeferre who will sit down and arrange a schedule with you and learns everything he can about what you’re struggling with so he can explain it to you and learn with you in a way that doesn’t make you feel stupid for not knowing
Feeling nervous or upset bc hormones? Infamously hilarious Monsieur Courfeyrac who knows what it’s like to get mood swings as a teenager and never talks down to students even when they have an attitude because hey everyone’s been there, and making sure to have personal jokes with each and every one of his students so they feel special and look forward to his class and it makes them feel better
Facing difficulties with bullies? Gentle Giant Monsieur Bahorel who makes sure the issues are dealt with accordingly, by bringing in the bullies parents and outing the kid’s behaviour then asking Monsieur Feuilly to make the bully do extra laps in gym (who shakes his head saying it’s unprofessional then makes the bullied kid captain of a team when he makes them and whispers strategy to them so they get massive cheers) and refuses to have an outed bully in his class.
Having a sexuality or gender crisis? Jehan, who will only be referred to as Jehan, which makes the students feel more like their friend than their teacher, who sits down with them and explains about everything they know about LGBT+ and makes the students feel normal and at peace with themselves in a way they couldn’t before and Jehan is so happy for them and makes sure the other teachers know when to change pronouns
Troubled with the woes of young love? Monsieur Marius. Need i say more?
And then there’s Enjolras and Grantaire, the dads of the school that the students think are adorable and laugh when they’re in the same room and Enjolras is telling off a student for being late or something and Grantaire is all ‘don’t be too hard on the kids sweetheart’ and it feels like they’re all a big family when Enjolras rolls his eyes and nods before shooing Grantaire away and carrying on but anyway….
Having some mental issues that are uncomfortable for you or wanting to talk about anything uncomfortable in general? Discreet Monsieur Grantaire who has been through it and knows good therapists, but if you’re too anxious or shy he’ll buy you a hot chocolate and sit and talk to you to make sure you’re getting the help you need while not being pushy about it and helping you come to terms with what you have and checking up on you so you always feel like someone cares and notices because he loves these kids so much.
Family problems and things you feel you don’t have control over? Surprisingly gentle Monsieur Enjolras who will make sure he does his best to fix things and brings in Grantaire to sit with him so they can have a real discussion and plan a course of action while not belittling you and telling you that you’re wrong because you’re young because that’s what his parents did to him and he hated it so he loves these kids, each and everyone, like they’re his own and DAMN IT THEY WILL FEEL LOVED!!
So yeah, just les amis being one big happy school family and caring about their students.
Oh my God please if you have any please present your pining!Lance headcanons
Lance gets flustered around Keith because of The Crush which makes him louder and more obnoxious, which then makes Keith get defensive and annoyed and 2+2=4 so here we are with the bickering, u know the drill
He makes a point to be more and more flirty every time they meet new aliens or save someone just so that Keith thinks he’s like this all the time and won’t be weirded out when Lance throws an arm around Keith’s shoulder and drops a dumb pickup line
Keith thinks he’s joking
Narrator: Lance was not joking
Lance refers to his crush on Keith as “the Plague” when he’s ranting about it to Hunk and Pidge
the rants usually consist of Lance saying how dumb Keith’s hair is and “who stands with their arms crossed all the time like what is that about like wow okay calm down Edgelord we get it you have a knife”
Hunk: can this still be considered a crush if all you talk about is the things you hate about him
Lance does not hate Keith’s hair
he has had daydreams about Keith laying his head on his lap and running his fingers through it and making small braids in it like he used to do for his sisters and nieces
He’s lowkey-highkey obsessed with the way Keith smells
not in a creepy way but like a “Keith just walked by as Lance was taking a breath at the exact same moment and he smells spicy and minty but its soft and it’s really addictive” way
The first time Lance has a dream about Keith, he wakes up in a sweat and rips off his eye mask and lies there staring at the ceiling then scrunches his face up and grabs his pillow and tries to suffocate himself
Lance gets nervous training against Keith in the training room because watching how fluidly Keith moves and hearing him pant from the workout and watching his shirt get damp with sweat does Things to Lance’s stomach and his arms always get wibbly and the poles they train with sometimes just fall out of Lance’s hands when Keith pushes his bangs back off his forehead and wow how did that happen
The more time they spend together, the more comfortable Keith gets with Lance and their rapport becomes more jokes than just competitive challenges and there’s a night where they both end up in the main control room talking about the stories they know about the constellations they used to see back on Earth
Lance gets quiet because he gets that hollow ache in his chest again that he gets whenever he thinks about Earth and his family and Keith notices and gently bumps their shoulders together and says “hey, you get to name this one” and points out the big window
thats how they spend the rest of the night, naming constellations they’re passing and making up stories and shapes inside of them and eventually they both fall asleep with their heads on each other’s shoulders