oh my god the claws

satire-please  asked:

I love your Kuro. He reminds me of a giant cat and it's wonderful. Do you think he would have the same attention getting behaviors as one too? Like what does he do when he wants (Lance's) attention? Does he flops in front of whatever he's doing and won't let up until Lance scratches his head or something? :D

Oh my God yes… just imagine Kuro starting to claw at things, if he doesn’t get enough attention from Lance. Like sofas or Lance’s (and therefore Kuro’s own) favorite clothes.

Kuro: Lance?

Lance:*reads something on his pad*

Kuro: Laaaance?

Lance: ….


Kuro: *slowly opens the closet*

Kuro: *starts to noisily claw at Lance’s “Shut your fuck”-shirt*


Kuro: ♥♥♥♥

biwheelers  asked:

will is totally the mom friend. when everyone has tests, he tells them to hydrate, to make sure they get a full night's rest. mike is like LOLOLOLOL GOOD LUCK FOOLS especially if it's in a class he's not taking

TRUE!!! will is definitely That Friend who sends his friends a good morning text that says ‘morning!!! love you have a good day and stay hydrated <3′ and you know mike’s the one making the dumb jokes in the most Dad Joke way possible. will is helping everyone study and when he asks for an answer from someone mike pipes in with about a million puns. lucas groans, dustin throws a pillow at him, el looks totally confused, and will snickers but shoots mike a look that basically says ‘michael wheeler i swear if eleven fails pre-calc because of you i’m gonna hit you.’ but mostly they just wanna take care of their friends.

(lucas calls them out on it and dustin actually legitimately calls them ‘mom and dad’ and will and mike just stutter and blush like the mess they are smh)

Siren’s song (Brett Talbot)

Brett x Reader

NSFW content + gif under the cut

Requested by @dtescohmi

You took a deep breath, inhaling some fresh air before you took your first step onto the parking lot of your new school. Students were covering almost the whole area and you found it surprising that so many students went to an expensive prep school instead of the local high school.

Beacon Hills were known for their hoard of supernatural creatures and you thought that maybe attending to Devenford prep could make some distance and keep yourself out of trouble, since you were supernatural as well.

You step in to the office to get your schedule and to your discontent, the first lesson of the day were canceled. It wasn’t a big school and you decided to go to the field after buying a soda at the cafeteria, you often spent free period studying on the bleachers at your old school.

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anonymous asked:

Hey got any headcanons for getting double teamed by both Pennys cause I need that in my life.

Fuck Ye

((We’re starting with one clown,,))

-so,,, I think we know who’d be in front,,,, papa

-90’s is such a softy for good head, like you don’t even know.

-he’s grabbing your hair and stroking your face

-gentle slaps on the face with the spit covered cock 👀

-a flood of compliments and praises like “you’re so good at this, doll”

-not as noisy as new Penny but he’s very vocal and grunts every so often

-definitely the more gentle of the two

((Now new Penny))

-holy fuck he’s a rough boy,,

-fast hard thrusts

-so much drool oh my god it’s all over you

-he’s growling and snarling and panting

-his claws are digging into your hips and he’s gripping you so hard

-toothy boy hhhh

-at some point he gets a little too rowdy and papa has to yell at him to put his teeth away

So I thought you all deserved to see the main cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! fall through holes in the floor like skinny idiot ragdolls but also thought you all deserved to get a recap of episode 99 that didn’t have a completely superfluous set of hilarious ragdoll screencaps cluttering it up, so HERE YOU GO: BONUS CONTENT!

“I’ll fight the damn hole with my own two hands!”

“Grab my hand! – shit!”

“Oh god my hand!”

“Hold my hand bro!”

“Oh god our tiny hands!”

[screeching vampire-bat noises, hands clawing]

anonymous asked:

omg just saw you like descendants too! plwase write jaylos for "oh my god, just pet my hair already"


sorry it’s so short anon but this prompt (while beautiful bc i get to write carlos!!! getting his hair played with!!! what the fuck im so happy) wasn’t a whole lot to go off of BUT it’s fun and send me more jaylos i will write it all day

always taking fic prompts

Jay feels so, so stupid. The movie is really loud and the others are looking at him and his shoulder is falling asleep and, Jesus, this was a dumb move. He knew exactly what was going to happen and here he is, suffering, just like he predicted.

Carlos snorts in his sleep and Evie suppresses a giggle. Jay looks at her sharply. “What? Something in the movie terribly funny?”

Evie raises an eyebrow at him. “You are so cute, thinking you can intimidate me,” she says. “No, not the movie. I’m more laughing at you suffering for love.”

All things considered, he’s lucky that he doesn’t blush, ever. Because if he were to, he’s pretty sure he’d be doing it now. “Bite me,” he replies, because he can’t really tell her she’s wrong. It seems like everyone knows by now that he’s in love with Carlos anyway. Well, except Carlos, who’s currently snoring away on his shoulder.

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This little blurb is for my darling @t-starkasm who sent me this picture of a very obvious Smitten Kitten!!

So I added another little bit to the ORIGINAL STORY to include this darling little scene!!!



The ringtone of Steves phone completely interrupted the mission briefing, and absolutely made Agent Coulsons jaw drop.

Who let the dogs out? Who who who who! Who let the dogs out?”

“Oh my god.” His face flamed red and he scrambled to mute it. “I am so sorry, Agent Coulson, Colonel Rhodes, its um—”

“Captain Rogers.” Rhodey was trying his damnest to keep the snmirk off his face. “Captain Rogers.” he cleared his throat. “Would I be correct in assuming that Seargent Barnes is the one calling you right now?”

“I–I–” the Lion shifter swallowed back a growl of annoyance. “My mate changed my ringtone, I apologize.”

“Sorry, but Seargent Barnes chose that as his ringtone?” Agent Coulson asked in that quietly, polite way of his. “Seargent Barnes, the Alpha Wolf shifter?”

“Not that mate. My other mate, Tony.” he breathed a deep sigh. Tony had changed his ringtone because hed been upset Steve couldnt stay with him all day today. Not that Steve had wanted to spend his whole day locked in the conference room talking about missions and personell. No he would much rather be snuggled up in bed with both his mates. He missed Tony and Bucky so much he nearly ached. He needed a break from all this. A break from being Captain America. A break from being Steve. He needed to just be Bucky and Tonys mate, and let them take care of him.

Steve shook his head and pushed those thoughts away. He had been feeing down for weeks now and didnt really know what to do about it.

“If you’ll excuse me.” he said politely. “I need to take this.”

“Ah. Of course.” Coulson said with a little smile. “By all means, take your mates call.”

“Thank you. Just a few minutes.” Steve stepped into the hallway and opened his phone. “Bucky, I swear to god. You know I am in a meeting, I will muzzle your–”

“911, Steve.” Buckys voice was stressed, nearly a whine. “911, our room. Its Tony.”

“Oh shit.” Steve only stepped into the conference room long enough to snatch his shield, and took off running, no apology or explanation or anything.

“ I havent been around the compound much since this all happened.” Coulson commented mildly. “Does this sort of thing–”

“Tony is the most high maintenance person in the world. Also the most high maintence shifter. Steve and Bucky have their hands full all the time.”

“Tony only weighs eighty pounds.” Coulson raised his eyebrows and Rhodey just started laughing.

“Phil. You literally have no idea how much of a handful Tony can be.”

“Isnt his shifter form a cat?”

Phil. You have no idea.” The colonel collapsed back into his chair, shoulders shaking.

“But both Rogers and Barnes are Alpha–”

“Phil.” Rhodey was full on cackling now, wiping his tears away. “You have no idea.”

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anonymous asked:

Nah, probably not, it happens all the time with other tumblrs, so I think it's that. Dragon!tony is unbelievably precious, can you tell us more about how thor taught him how to fly?

Thor is horrified when he learns that Tony can’t fly. The way he tells it, dragons where he comes from are born being able to fly. Everyone’s pretty sure this is a gross exaggeration but Tony is enamored anyway. Thor sets out to right this wrong considering no one else will be able to, and he talks about how much he’d loved teaching his brother to fly. Thor didn’t talk about Loki a lot, but when he did, he sounded sad. Tony decides he’s going to try very hard, not just because he wants to fly but also because he wants Thor to be happy again.

Thor starts him with exercises to strengthen his wings. Tony hates them but he does them anyway. He’s sore and tired all the time now. He doesn’t understand how Steve and Bucky can do this every day because they want to. Still, having company while he does something he hates is kind of nice. It’s not like he’s not appreciative of the view. (Sometimes Steve and Bucky take their shirts off in the heat of the day. Those are good times, even if they do get offended when Tony asks about their boobs. How was he to know that men didn’t have boobs? Steve’s were– “THEY’RE MUSCLES, TONY. FEEL THEM. NOT WITH YOUR CLAWS OH MY GOD.” He’s right. They don’t feel like Natasha’s boobs at all.)

Once Tony’s strengthened up all the muscles he’ll need to fly, Thor has Tony practice the motions of flapping his wings, watching him carefully to correct any improper posture. Once he has those down, and has lifted his feet off the ground a few times, Thor teaches him how to take a running start and leap into the air. Tony face-plants into the dirt immediately. He’d probably take a while to mope about failing but Thor butts his snout against his rump to get him up to try again before he can dwell on it. Every time Tony stumbles or falls, Thor is there to urge him back up. When Tony finally, finally gets into the air, he whoops and hollers and then promptly forgets what Thor told him about landing and does a pretty impressive somersault before slamming his head into the ground so hard that it shakes the foundation of the castle. Everyone is struck silent in horror at the sight.

But Tony pops back up, mud and dirt and some clods of grass all down his chin and neck, and gallops over to Rhodey. “Rhodey, did you see me?! I was flying!” “You were!” Rhodey answers brightly, more out of reflex than actual joy. “I flew!” “You did!” “Rhodey, I was in the air! My face hurts but I wanna try again.” Rhodey frowns a little. “Can’t it wait? You hit your head really hard, buddy.” “AGAIN!” Tony shouts, wings flying up with excitement. “You should wait,” Thor cuts in. Tony’s wings droop immediately.

He sneaks out at night to continue practicing and takes out a grand oak tree.

Imagine Eric taking your…..

Here is part one and two.

You could not sleep as the encounter with Eric earlier had you worked up. Frustrated you got up from your cot and went to the training room to take out your frustration on one of the punching bags. You imagine Eric’s smug face as you pounded the bag. You hated that your every thought was consume with him.

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definitelynotaminion  asked:

*whispers* After the army of shadow clones ability reveal, Naruto is confused about the Uchiha who spring from the woodwork and Sasuke drags him away screaming "DIBBS! Nii-san, I have DIBBS, he is *mine*" and furiously protecting Naruto and *thats* when Naruto falls in love with *Sasuke* because, like?? First *confirmed* person who wants him, protects him, loves him? Naruto from that moment 400% devoted to Sasuke, forever, no take backs. *coughs* And Sakura can *heal them*. Ot4 team7+explosions


Oh my god this is so cute I want to claw my face off. 

wolfandthief  asked:

PROMPT: Being a serpent now meant it was easier to protect Betty too. and when something happens where she needs it most, that's exactly what he does.

Hope this is kind of what you wanted! Thanks for requesting! Enjoy!

Title: Riding Into Danger

Summary: Betty has been busy searching for her long lost brother while Jughead has spent most of his time trying to find his footing in his new role as a Serpent. When Betty and Kevin take a road trip to visit said brother, things get dangerous when a mysterious man is seen following them through a dive bar.

*Adding a keep reading cut so if you’re on mobile, the story gets cut off. Sorry!*

“Betty? Where are you, what’s wrong?”

Jughead could tell something was off the second he heard the odd tone in her voice - uncertain, a little high pitched, on the verge of panic. The last time he remembered her sounding like this, they were in the middle of uncovering the murder of Jason Blossom and, for reasons that warranted zero explanation, this did not sit well with him.

“I don’t know, Kevin and I were on our way to meet with my brother and-” Betty scrambled to explain their situation, her words coming out rushed and slurred from the the overload of adrenaline surging through her body.

“Wait what?” Jughead cut her off, his fingers clenching tighter around the cellphone as he tried to fathom the idea of Betty actually meeting the brother she didn’t even know she had until a few months before. “Since when?”

“You’ve been busy, Jug, we haven’t really had time to dish it out and spill our latest gossip these past few weeks,” Betty pointed out, the ancient payphone she was using crackling in protest at the unexpected movement that came with her gesticulating hands.

“I know, and I’m sorry for that but I’ve only been a Serpent for a few months, Bets,” Jughead reminded her. “I have to be around when they need me, I can’t afford to be a no-show, especially when things have been so tense around here lately.”

“Look we can talk about this later,” Betty told him, the phone pulling away from her ear slightly as she glanced behind her shoulder at the man sitting in a far corner of the building they had stumbled into looking for help. “But right now, we’re in this dive bar in the middle of nowhere, there’s this guy that’s been following us for the past two hours, and I think Kevin is on the verge of having a panic attack-”

Jughead furrowed his brows in confusion at the rustling coming from the other end of the receiver as Kevin dove forward to take the phone from Betty’s grasp.

“This place is worse than the White Worm and that fear-inducing cobra they keep as a mascot,” Kevin spat, his voice rising an octave higher with each syllable that came out of his mouth. “I swear there are rats the size of Shetland ponies crawling on this disease infested floor, get us the hell out of here!”

Betty snatched the phone away from Kevin, glaring at him from her spot in the phone booth before turning her back to him completely.

“What are you guys doing in a dive bar anyway?” Jughead asked, his brows knitting together as he pushed away the half-eaten basket of fries sitting on the counter in front of him.

“It’s a long story,” Betty sighed. “But basically Kevin forgot to fill up the tank before we left and we got stranded on some back road with no cell service where we spent most of the day pushing his Dad’s truck through the desert.”

“Okay, and the guy who’s following you?” Jughead wondered, his senses beginning to prickle with worry. “What’s the story there?”

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Imagine: Leon Draisaitl - Spearing

Requested: Yes | No

Smut: Yes | No

Word Count: 939

Author’s Note: I have requests to finish, but after the game I just couldn’t write anything that wasn’t this, I had the idea and it just flowed. :) 

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Double-Pictures: Sherlock considering to take the pill.  PILOT vs. ASIP


An overview regarding the concept of suffocation in Sherlock BBC. All variations I could find:

  • those that end deadly or are meant to kill
  • those that are meant as a threat
  • those that are not intended for the above mentioned reasons
  • notwithstanding if occuring inside ones head or in real life

While writing on another post I noticed that asphyxiation, suffocating, strangling, choking and drowning are indeed a main themes in Sherlock BBC. In total I was able to find 23 occassions where one or another variation of it happens.

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Inconsolable (Part 2)

Here’s the second, and last part!

Read Part One here


“Deaton better have answers.”


Y/N was pretty sure she was dead.

Her head was pounding, ears ringing, something wet and warm was dripping steadily from her nose.

She knew she was lying on her back, evident from the feeling of the bitter cold metal table digging into her shoulder blades.

For a moment, she was utterly still, unable to recollect anything that had brought her here.

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