oh my god sooo cute!


Here are some aus, divided in different themes.

College themed

  1. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
  2. My roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
  3. We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
  4. You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay
  5. My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
  6. It’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay
  7. I swear I’m wearing this Batman costume because of a dare
  8. Accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au
  9. Heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider
  10. Somehow, we always end up sitting next to each other during the weekly gatherings to watch [Game of Thrones, SVU, Rupaul’s Drag Race, pick a show] in our dorm’s really good TV room 
  11. I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly

Awkward first meeting themed

  1. “This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry!”
  2. “I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
  3. “I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
  4. Trapped in a bank during a robbery 
  5. “I met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the fuck is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night”
  6. “Last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn’t either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us”
  7. “You found me hanging by my fingertips from your window and i don’t want to tell you i was trying to rob you but idk how else to explain this and i don’t want to go to jail and also you’re kind of cute we should make out when i’m not clinging onto your window ledge for my life”
  8. ‘you thought i was someone else and started making out with me at a club and you’re really hot so i just went with it and now we’re heading back to your place and idk how to break it to you’
  9. ‘we’re two thirds of the threesome we had last night and we’re walking awkwardly out of the last persons’s apartment together’
  10. ‘i’ve had a really awful day so i started kicking a car out of frustration and it turned out to be your car i’m so sorry’
  11. “I ordered pizza but the pizzeria got my order wrong so now I’m screaming at my really cute pizza delivery boy because I’m angry and very hungry”

Nobility themed

  1. “your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it”
  2. “we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice”
  3. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways”

Opposites attract themed

  1. a hopeless romantic and a single-but-proud meet at a store on valentine’s day. the latter is buying valentine cards ironically, the former buying them sincerely in hopes of getting a date
  2. a scary-looking person who unintentionally makes kids cry and a daycare volunteer meet at a children-filled park
  3. rebellious teenager who’s failing all their classes is assigned a studious tutor
  4. really distinguished food critic and fast food chef
  5. a hopeless romantic and a horny beast are set up on a blind date

High school themed

  1. “We’re the only ones in detention”
  2. “I desperately need my books but my locker is blocked and you’re the only one in the hall”
  3. “Someone wrote I’m cute in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting”
  4. “I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse’s office but we’re both really awkward”
  5. “We were both left out when everyone was picking partners and now we always choose each other when we have classes together”
  6. “I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it”
  7. “I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine and you have really nice handwriting and cute doodles”
  8. “You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone at my table but we never talk to each other”
  9. “I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you”
  10. “I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are”
  11. “I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made breakfast for the both of us”
  12. sharing a textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners
  13. found their phone number in a library book
  14. dancing partners
  15. younger siblings are best friends
  16. playing romantic interests in a play
  17. “yes i understand that it’s may and this classroom is stuffy but why are you taking your shirt off and why aren’t you in trouble (not that i mind)”
  18. “i can’t believe you dropped the frog we’re dissecting on tHE FLOOR WHAT THE FUCK”
  19. “i’m fightin this person and they shoved me into u im sooo sorry- oh hey you’re cute- oH MY GOD UR KICKIN ASS MARRY ME!!! PLEASE!!!!”
  20. “you asked me to prom by filling my locker with ping pong balls that say “prom?” on them but i tripped on one and smacked my head on a locker but thanks for taking me to the nurse!!! i still want to go with you!!”

Ridicously sentence themed

  1. “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 
  2. "Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
  3. “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
  4. “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
  5. “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 
  6. “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
  7. “I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
  8. “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
  9. “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

Height difference themed

  1. “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
  2. “You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”
  3. “We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”
  4. “You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”
  5. I’m in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said “shh i’m hiding”
  6. “We’re on the bus and I’m really not trying to take up your space I’m sorry I just have rlly rlly long legs” 
  7. “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious” 

Reincarnation themed

  1. I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friend’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life
  2. We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime

Mythical creatures themed

  1. “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn”
  2. “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO”
  3. “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class”

Funny meeting at a party themed

  1. “i was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting romeo and juliet at me”
  2. “spilled my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you”
  3. “we had an impromptu rap duet in the middle of the party”
  4. “you kept asking everyone to play the cha cha slide then proceeded to pass out when the song started”
  5. “you keep shouting “THIS IS MY JAM” at every song that comes on i have a headache the size of nebraska you’re lucky you’re cute”
  6. “whenever you saw me you’d shout ‘WHOOOOOOOOO’ really loudly and then do finger guns at me before walking off to god knows where”
  7. “you thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you now you’re shirtless and grinding on me”
  8. “you got up to the mic and started singing and holy shit you’re really good???”
  9. “you’re really bad at beer pong but you do this really cute dance before you throw the ball so I’m letting you stay on my team”
  10. “our mutual friend dared the two of us to chug a whole pint of beer and I’m not going to let you beat me”
  11. “we both grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer and i’m not saying we’re going to fight for it but we are”

Competitive themed

  1. we’re both ‘team leaders’ at a summer camp for little people and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust
  2. I used to be the best baker in the neighbourhood but then you showed up at Mrs Appleby’s 80th birthday with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm my honour is at stake and I’m going all out for the next event
  3. a mutual friend invited us to their laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams and goddammit if I’m going down you’re going down with me
  4. you’re going to be at the halloween party and you’ve won best costume for the past three years but this year I am wearing the best costume ever if you defeat me I will eat my - wait you actually look really cute when did you turn hot what the fuck um
  5. we’re always making stupid bets like 'bet you can’t drink this whole bottle of BBQ sauce’ but then you did and now you’re sick and I feel really bad here let me look after you
  6. did you actually just blue shell me on our date you fucker

“We’re bad at dating” themed

  1. I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends
  2. I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date
  3. We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up
  4. We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date
  5. We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?
  6. You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole
SMTM6 Ep 3 Favorite Moments/Highlights/Thoughts


(This is a long one since 1 vs 1 battles are my favorites)
- I live for the dramatic opening of this show.
[Second round continuation]
- My aesthetic is ZICO playing with his sunglasses.
- “Let’s get it!”
- Hangzoo is so cute omg
- Sleepy: “Let’s just avoid the firepet” loooool @ this boy
[Third round]
- ugh everyone’s talking shit behind each other backs
- Everyone about Digiri: “He’s mine” lol why are you all roasting him???
- Woo Wonjae vs Ignito omfg
- Junoflo and Hash Swan rivalry going strong
- “Sleepy wanted to go against me.”
Sleepy: “NO!” hahahhahahaha he kinda reminds me of Heechul idk why
- btw Dean’s sunglasses are very beautiful and so is he
- Choiza:“Watching people fight is always fun”
- Dok2: *imitates Jay Park’s “let’s get it”
Jay Park: *still laughing* Let’s get it!
(I used to unlike them but they’re so funny oml)
- Maniac about Microdot: “He sent BewhY home? Broo”
- Digiri: “I’m happy that Show Me The Money is going the way I wanted to”
Producers: *shook*
- Ok, honestly the competition between P-Type and Digiri is so stronggg
- Gaeko: “Shouldn’t there be a special sound effect? Boom boom boom”
*Lion King’s Circle of Life begins*
- Killagramz and K Jun deciding on their beat by rock paper scissors lmao why are they like this
- K Jun monkey sounds are my new ringtone
- Jay Park: “Let’s get it let’s get it” for the I'velostcountth time
- K Jun: “It’s called a fat flow” hahahahhaha omg
- Woo Wonjae vs Ignito is the battle we’ve all been waiting for AND IT WAS LEGENDARY
- Jay Park:“Please be equal”
“Score is equal”
- That Woo Wonjae’s “to to to” though
I love Ignito but Wonjae deserved this fight me
- ZICO: “I think I need to change my underwear” lol
- ZICO: “You know how to smile” lol I thought the same and I get that a lot too
- “Will you celebrate?”
Woo Wonjae: “ I’m bad at this kind of stuff” (lol sameee)
“Are you really happy?”
Woo Wonjae:“sorry?”
“You’re happy right?”
Woo Wonjae: “Yes”
- Tiger JK: “Dean what do you think?”
ZICO: “Dean thinks he’s better looking.”
- Jay Park: “Let’s eliminate them all” lol
- Junoflo and Simba Zawadi’s rivalry is sooo strong like Hash who???
- Junoflo: “I’ll do 111% better.”
Simba Zawadi: “I don’t believe in percentages over 100%”
- I’m soo happy for Junoflo he worked so hard he deserved this
- Asol about Penomeco: “I kept sending him the signal to not choose me.”
“Asol do you feel burdened?”
Asol: “ I’m just whatever” she’s sooo cute
- Gaeko’s “Oh my God” just because same
- I love Penomeco to death but I was rooting for Asol yesss
- Tiger JK: “Gaeko comes in my dreams” lol

(can’t wait for the next episode because Punchnolla, Double K, Hash Swan ect ect)

I finished Skyward Sword recently, and it was awesome! And thanks to all the wonderful comics by Scribbly-Z-Raid on tumblr I now ship this couple so much, so soo SOOO much, it’s so cute oh my god I’m going to die from all the cuteness~
I’m really happy with how their faces turned out, especially Fi’s lashes. I really love the way Scribbly-Z-Raid draws her eyes and so I tried to mimic that. And goddamn Fi’s legs, holyfrick, it was so frickin hard to get her legs to look nice, oh my god, why???? I redrew them so many times… :‘C

Modern Robb

Imagine talking to Robb Stark on the phone ALL THE TIME….and Ned Stark being a sassy Father and teasing Robb about it.

“No you hang up,” - Robb

You giggle “No you hang up!”

*Ned on the other line of the house land line* “Oh my GODS! You two are SOOO cute!”

“DAD!” Robb screams and you just blush and hurriedly hangs up. Robb walks into the living room where Ned and Cat are sipping glasses of wine and laughing their asses off. Robb shakes his head “Not cool, Dad, not cool at all.”

PNWS Prompt Party: Post-TBTP Finale Edition

Hello, friends. ‘Tis I, your Prompt Master, returned from a year-long hiatus and READY TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED. But first, a how-to guide for newcomers and the fallible human memories that have long since forgotten how this works (mine included).


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  • You get free rein over your prompt. It can be TBTP, Tanis, Rabbits, or any combination thereof. You decide which characters or ships (if any) it’ll be about. 
  • Most importantly: you can fill your prompt with fics, fanart, Tumblr posts (headcanons, crack posts, etc.), playlists, moodboards… anything goes!
  • ALSO IMPORTANT: there is no deadline! You can send me your prompt fill six months from now and I WILL POST IT.
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I Love You, Man (Part 7/?) (Avengers/MCU cast x reader)

Part 6

“There’s nowhere to land,” Steve growled.  “Stark, just hold position over the roof and I’ll jump down.”  He hurried to the back of the jet with Tony struggling to get into the pilot seat fast enough to hold it in place.  “Bring it in as close as you can.”  His fist slammed against the door control and he stood ready, waiting for it to fully lower and walking out to its edge.

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au #3: sugar we’re going down

Rating: T for language
Pairing: Natsu/Lucy
Prompt: “I’m fightin this person and they shoved me into u im sooo sorry- oh hey you’re cute- oH MY GOD UR KICKIN ASS MARRY ME!!! PLEASE!!!!”
Words: 1505 

you can also read the entire au collection here

Natsu was an idiot.

Natsu was a fucking idiot.

Honestly, he should’ve stopped about five shots and three beer cans ago but because someone (cough, Gray) called him a wuss, here he was, drunk off his ass, about to fight some burly looking guy practically triple his size. Seriously, this guy was fucking jacked.

‘His arms are like, the size of my face,’ Natsu thought to himself as he warily eyed his impromptu opponent.

It’s not like he even really wanted to fight the guy. It had started off as a normal drunken brawl between him and Gray. They were being dumb, drunk boys like always and after some clever insults, they decided to duke it out like they always did. Holes in walls, broken plates, some teeth knocked out, no biggie. Except this time, things went a little wrong.

‘Stupid stripper just had to dodge my punch, huh?? It’s not like I meant to punch this guy in the face jesus christ.”

“Oi why couldn’t you just let me punch you in the face you ice cube dick!!” He shouted at a black haired boy who was standing in the circle of people surrounding him.

“Gee, sorry for dodging!” Gray shouted back, “Guess I didn’t really feel like getting socked in the eye today!”

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Napping | Septiplier

Mark flipped through channels, annoyed that nothing good was on. Jack laid on his back with his head in Mark’s lap, trying to keep his eyes open, while giving an occasional ‘nah’ or a 'meh’ when Mark asked about a show they came across. After about five minutes, Mark had given up. “Jack, you wanna look?…..Jack?” Mark asked confused when nothing came from his boyfriend. Mark looked down to find the smaller man in his lap fast asleep, his heart skipped a beat. He watched Jack’s chest slowly rose and fell as he slept, smiling as he run his figures through his boyfriend’s messy green hair. Jack did many things to make Mark’s heart flutter, but he didn’t Jack napping to be one of them. Seeing the loud energetic Irishman in such a calm and quiet state was almost a rarity. Mark turned off the TV and wrapped his arms around the sleeping Jack.

Discretely, Mark pulled his phone out and opened the camera. He took a picture of Jack in his lap, then one with him kissing Jack’s cheek, then an overhead view of him with sleeping Jack in the background, he took a fuck-ton of photos. He then opened Instagram and started looking through them. Mark picked one where the sunlight was hitting Jack just right, with himself kissing his forehead. He added a cheesy caption and posted it.

Mark giggled with delight as he read some of the comments:

Aww this is sooo cute!!”

OH MY GOD You Guys Are So Cute!!”

Omg Septiplier away!!”

He glanced down to and smiled as Jack slowly opened his eyes, making him smile. Jack looked up at Mark and smiled, slowly sitting up to rest on his elbow, rubbing his eyes. “Did I fall asleep?” he asked with a yawn.

“Mhm,” Mark grinned, giving Jack a quick peck on the lips before scrolling on his phone again. Jack smiled and sat up more to rest against Mark’s shoulder, curious what he was doing on his phone. “Did-did you take a picture of me while I was sleeping?” Jack exclaimed as he caught glimpse of the photo.

“Noooooo…” Mark lied, turning the phone screen out of Jack’s line of sight. Jack started grabbing for the phone as Mark pulled it further away. “Mark!! Let me see it!!” Jack started yelling.

“No way!!” Mark shouted back, laughing his ass off as he continued to play keep-away.

Jack tackled Mark down on the bed, still trying to grab at it. “No Jack! You’re not getting my pho-haha-Haha-HAHAHA!! No!! S-Stop!!” Mark laughed uncontrollably as Jack interrupted him and began tickling his sides.

Mark curled up in a ball of laughter, allowing Jack to quickly snatch if from him before Mark could stop him and opened the picture. “Ha I knew it!! Why’d to take a photo of me sleeping, ye creep!” Jack giggled as Mark recovered from laughing to hard.

“Because you look so cute when you’re sleeping,” Mark smiled.

“I’m not cute,” Jack scoffed, “I’m manly as fuck!” he claimed as he held out Mark’s phone to give back to him.

“You’re so cute when you’re defensive,” Mark smirked as he took his phone back before getting struck in the face with a pillow.